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00:00Well, that looks a bit uglier than last week.
00:06We have one week left and I still have zero points on the board.
00:11I need to get at least one or two points from some of my sisters to have a chance at the semifinals.
00:16I'll be damned if I see a double zero by the end of tonight.
00:20This is probably my last time being able to do this because I'm an elder.
00:23So if you want to gift me some points so that I can possibly carry on through the thing, I would really appreciate it.
00:28There's only three spots and I wasn't too happy how things went down last week
00:32because I believe that people do deserve a fighting chance so it's anyone's game and right now it's not.
00:37You know, there are leaps and bounds ahead of us, so.
00:40I would agree with that.
00:42Honey, last week the points were given away shady as fuck and we discussed.
00:46We're trying to make sure everybody has an even spread of these points.
00:49If y'all are the bottom queens, how are y'all going to dictate the points?
00:52We can easily pass it between us.
00:53Yeah.
00:54Yeah.
00:55At least those shady little munchkins.
00:57Mistress and Georges, they ain't giving no points out tonight.
00:59So this could be the perfect time to right that wrong.
01:02Well, well, well.
01:03What's the deal?
01:04Oh, hello, D-Labs.
01:05Congratulations.
01:06Look at your shiny new badges.
01:08Thank you, honey.
01:09Congratulations.
01:11Finally won a fucking rose.
01:12Oh my god, so great.
01:14Honestly, I think me and mistress are playing this game perfectly the way that God intended it.
01:19Because we are tied for first place and I'm so close to that semi-final round.
01:24I just feel it in my bones.
01:26We were talking a little bit about the MVQ badges.
01:28Yes.
01:29And what is the consensus on the badges?
01:31We're not giving y'all none.
01:33I think we're going to try to even things out a little bit.
01:36Here's the thing.
01:37I did have my conversation with Lydia and I think we have an understanding of what we're going to do to help each other out.
01:43But if you're becoming a Brooks, I guess that means you're not too trustworthy.
01:46Let me hold your hand.
01:48You know what to do.
01:49So, it is completely impossible to predict how this is going to go.
01:54Okay.
01:55I'm going to make it for last week and I'm going to give it to Miss Colby because that's what my plan was last week and I got intercepted and lied to and deceived.
02:02It won't happen again.
02:04Carrie.
02:05Should I go next?
02:06Carrie, I think you should gag and give it to me.
02:08I do have a great gag reflex but I am going to gift my point.
02:12Miss Lydia but hold on.
02:13Oh my God.
02:14I thought she was supposed to give it to you.
02:15She can do whatever she wants with it.
02:16Girl, what?
02:17I thought y'all were splitting it even.
02:18No, we're not doing your stuff.
02:19She's doing what she wants, honey.
02:20You know what?
02:21I'm good with my decisions.
02:22You deserve it.
02:24I'm on the board.
02:25I got a point.
02:26You got to do what you're going to fucking do because you'll be holding your own.
02:27I believe in you.
02:28Upon lots of deliberation in my own mind, I'm going to give my point to Carrie Colby.
02:42What the fuck?
02:46And I apologize to anyone who I did not give it to.
02:50This is fucking bullshit.
02:51These girls must be really scared of me.
02:53I'm not the only one out of that ceremony who didn't get any points.
02:56Now Tina's hot.
02:57No, I'm not hot.
02:58There's a game being played and that's fine.
03:00The fact that Lydia did me dirty is not something I saw coming.
03:04Well, none of us have zero now.
03:06That's great.
03:07We're all on the board.
03:08So I think Georges and I are in the lead with 4.5.
03:11Next is Lydia.
03:12The four.
03:13Oh my gosh.
03:14She's on our ass, sister.
03:15Tina and I are tied for two.
03:17Yes.
03:18Two points a piece, mama.
03:19And I'm well on my way to winning.
03:21Yes.
03:22Let's see.
03:23Let's get out of this foolishness.
03:24I really appreciate you, baby.
03:26I couldn't.
03:27I couldn't not.
03:28You.
03:29I cannot imagine Tina's happy with me.
03:31But if I were to give her a point, she would be at three points.
03:34And then she would be that much closer to me.
03:36I am trying to win at the end of the day.
03:38And it is a game.
03:39Sometimes you gotta play a little dirty.
03:41Oh, honey, guard is up.
03:43Giggle is done.
03:44You don't wait.
03:45I can only imagine Tina Burner.
03:47I just got knocked out of the top three.
03:49Now it is Mistress, it is Georges, and it is Lydia, baby.
03:52Fucking gremlins.
03:53We either both have to be in the top next week or we both have to be in the bottom.
03:56So we could give each other a point.
03:57They're little cockroaches.
03:58I'm gonna stomp on them.
03:59This is feeling different than week one.
04:01Yeah, baby, I'm just not blind.
04:03You know what I mean?
04:04I'm gonna stomp you out.
04:06Titty clap.
04:09I have a point.
04:12Good morning.
04:16Russia is...
04:18Oh, this is our last week.
04:20It's the final week.
04:21We're walking into the work room and I am number one with my one point.
04:25I'm very excited.
04:26I'm on the board.
04:27Do you feel like Carrie fucked you by not giving you that point?
04:30No.
04:31Like I said, I'm number one.
04:32I am the one.
04:33I'm the only one.
04:34Y'all can all suck it.
04:36I didn't make a deal with Carrie, so I'm not really in my feelings about it.
04:40I'm more in my feelings about not getting the points from Rue.
04:43Nicole turned it into Rap Challenger.
04:45It was giving.
04:46The cactus was sickening.
04:47She did.
04:48Listen, I gave Nicole that point because she deserved it.
04:50I thought we were here to uplift each other, especially after the week prior.
04:53And I think Lydia just took that chance to play the game.
04:57And I was gonna say I didn't see it coming.
04:59So it just made me just change how I feel about you in this competition.
05:02Wait, let me finish talking.
05:03Yes, ma'am.
05:04I don't think we should just cut me off.
05:05Okay.
05:06This is the tournament of champions, not the tournament of alliances.
05:10I wanna see everyone have a fair fight.
05:12So it was just, it was a personal blow.
05:14My intention was not to personally make you feel any sort of way.
05:18I am sorry for doing that.
05:19But like at the end of the day, it is a game.
05:21100%.
05:22I had no like real strategy against you.
05:25I'm just trying to play to my...
05:26It was a strategy against me because you didn't give me the point
05:28knowing that I'd be two points ahead of me.
05:32Am I causing drama?
05:33What's happening?
05:34Oh my God.
05:36It is a game, man.
05:37I'm confused though because y'all both told me and Georgia
05:39that y'all were gonna pull the same thing on Carrie and Nicole.
05:41I did not say that.
05:42No, Tina did.
05:43No, Tina did.
05:44Don't even try it.
05:45Girl, Tina did.
05:46If you want the real tea, if you want the real tea,
05:47Tina did.
05:48Tina did.
05:49Tina did.
05:50And I said, you should pull the same shit on those girls.
05:51And I said, no.
05:52You contemplated it.
05:53I said, no.
05:54Lydia contemplated it.
05:55No, no, no, no, no.
05:56You literally, you literally...
05:57She said, you made it.
05:58You'll see it all.
05:59You'll see it all.
06:00And you said, and you said, maybe we should think about it.
06:04I'm saying, tonight, y'all have to do the same thing we did to them.
06:07If y'all leave them with zero points, that means they won't be able to catch up.
06:10I mean, that makes sense.
06:11Think about it.
06:12I need some, like, popcorn.
06:14I may have told a little white lie, which I've never done before.
06:17Now I just sit back and watch.
06:20It's gonna drive someone crazy.
06:22It was Tina, literally.
06:23It was Tina?
06:24It was Tina.
06:25You know better than that.
06:26You know better than that, Carrie.
06:27I mean, you do seem a little heated.
06:28You do seem a little heated.
06:29You do seem a little heated.
06:30Tina tried it so nappy.
06:31Girl.
06:32Was this the plan?
06:33Was there a plan for you?
06:34Bro, Lydia?
06:35There was a contemplation.
06:36There was no...
06:37Choose now.
06:38Choose now which side you're gonna be on.
06:39The truth side?
06:40Or the fake side?
06:41Girl.
06:42There is a game.
06:43So you're gonna sit there and let them lie in front of me?
06:44There is no set in stone plan that we have.
06:45I'm not talking about that.
06:46I'm talking about this conversation.
06:47Oh, shit.
06:48Thank you, mother.
06:49Right on time, baby.
06:50Carrie, I would never disrespect you like that.
06:52You got chaos.
06:53Woo!
06:54Girl.
06:55She's all ready to hair hers.
06:57Good morning, angels.
06:58Good morning.
06:59Good morning.
07:00Good morning.
07:01Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to put some funk in your trunk.
07:06Okay.
07:07And report for booty duty.
07:09Ooh.
07:10Oh.
07:11Because I'm gonna get you, mother talker.
07:15Oh, God.
07:16Oh, look at that.
07:17Hello, hello, hello.
07:19Yeah.
07:20Oh, my God.
07:22Oh, my God.
07:23Oh, my God.
07:24You're so stupid.
07:26Of course.
07:27Good morning, all-stars.
07:28Good morning.
07:29Good morning.
07:30You know, when I was a baby drag queen, I was inspired by movies like Shaft, Foxy Brown,
07:35and Cleopatra Jones to create a low-budget dragsploitation movie called Star Booty.
07:42Oh, God.
07:43Oh.
07:44Now, over the years, I've made several minisequels.
07:47Okay.
07:48And now it's time for the next chapter.
07:50For this week's Tournament of All-Stars Maxi Challenge, you'll be starring with me in
07:56the movie-rusical Star Booty, The Rebooting.
07:59Oh, God.
08:00Yeah.
08:01Set in 2025, I'll be reprising my role as the timeless Superfly Super Spy, Star Booty.
08:10Yes.
08:11And you'll be introducing these new characters, our heroes, The Booty Squad, Coffee, Tea,
08:19and Mimi, and the evil agents of Puss, the powerful underground sister syndicate, Foxy,
08:28Moxie, and Pam.
08:30I'll leave it up to you to cast the roles.
08:35Now, remember, this is the last week of your bracket.
08:39And yes, there's still a path to the semifinals for each and every one of you.
08:44So don't hold nothing back.
08:46All-Stars, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
08:51Yay!
08:52Yes, Miam.
08:54Oh, my Lord.
08:55Are we going to do this fair, ladies?
08:57Well, it's the last week.
08:58So one would hope so, right?
09:00Yes.
09:01Of course.
09:02Yes.
09:03For this week's maxi challenge, we will be starring in the movie-rusical Star Booty, The Rebooty.
09:08We get to collaborate with Ruth, so we got to really turn it out.
09:10Yes.
09:11It's going to be amazing.
09:12For real.
09:13Not only are we carrying on the Star Booty legacy, we are literally starring along the original star of Star Booty.
09:18Put that on my fucking IMDB page, girl.
09:21The booty squad is Miss Coffee.
09:23She's the brains of the operation.
09:25T, she's the brawn of the operation.
09:28And Mimi, she's the beauty of the operation.
09:30Yeah.
09:33With it being the last week, my game plan is put all the girls who are the fool together.
09:38Carrie, Nicole, and Tina have to be in a group because when you mix all those ingredients together,
09:43it's definitely going to be a recipe for disaster.
09:45And then next is the agents of puss.
09:47Foxy, she's the villainous head of puss.
09:50Moxie, she's the assassin.
09:52And Pam, she's the sadist who loves to bring the pain.
09:55Lydia Georges and I need to be the villainous agents of puss.
10:00I am the head villain in charge in this competition.
10:02And it will be a sickening team.
10:04Well, I think I'm going to be Foxy for sure.
10:06I think that fits right in for my little one too.
10:08Okay, should I write this down?
10:09Oh.
10:10I definitely want to be Pam.
10:11I definitely want to be Foxy.
10:12I love Pam for you.
10:13To bring the pain.
10:14That means you're going to be flipping and twirling and dipping and yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:16So I'm feeling Moxie, so that works out perfect.
10:18So, okay, really?
10:19So all three of us?
10:20So we decided we're going to be the agents of puss.
10:23Yeah, agents of puss.
10:25Wait a damn minute.
10:26I kind of am feeling Moxie, not going to lie.
10:28Okay.
10:29Mimi, I feel like Mimi, the beauty of the operation.
10:32I mean, come on.
10:33I agree, I agree.
10:34Does anybody else want Mimi?
10:36No?
10:37Mistress is 100% trying to take charge of assigning the roles.
10:41But also, I'm here to play a game.
10:43And if me leaning into it is going to make Mistress less competitive,
10:48it just opens up more space for me to be focused on really annihilating this week's challenge.
10:54I'm fine with being tea.
10:55Nicole, you could do all that?
10:57It's so out of my character.
10:58Me being butch and stuff like that would be hilarious.
11:01I don't have no butch body drag.
11:03Fuck it, let's put Tina in that role.
11:05Okay.
11:06Oh my God, you're such a monster.
11:08All right, baby, I'll do tea.
11:10So now I'm coffee?
11:11Sure, you be the brains, baby.
11:12Did you highlight coffee on that one?
11:13Yeah, here, take this.
11:14Yes, bitch.
11:15Wow.
11:16I assigned the roles just how I wanted them.
11:18I literally have the mind of a mastermind and it's like really concerning.
11:25Villainous.
11:27How do you feel about being the heroes and not the villains?
11:29I mean, what do you think?
11:30I think it's appropriate.
11:31World domination will be on!
11:35Are there mind games going on today?
11:36I don't know.
11:37I mean, there's mind games.
11:38There's always mind games from the start.
11:39It's a competition, you know what I mean?
11:40I don't think that's ever going to end.
11:41So all I'm happy about is that they are the villains
11:44because it's appropriate.
11:47I feel like this is villainous.
11:48I don't know.
11:49That's so villainous.
11:50She's villainy and, you know.
11:52Sister.
11:53That's perfect.
11:54I feel like it's assassin-like.
11:55That's why I was thinking, Moxie.
11:58We're all villains and I feel really excited about that.
12:01My last musical I had to play an animal and I had to be goofy and weird.
12:04I found a friend who understood.
12:07So now I'm really excited that I just get to be
12:09pew pew pew pew.
12:14Yeah.
12:15Hey baby, you lonely tonight?
12:17Oh shit, hold on.
12:18You're ahead of me.
12:19Oh, you are cluckin'.
12:20Hey baby!
12:21The puss squad has kidnapped RuPaul and we are going to save her.
12:24Kind of Charlie's Angels-esque, you know, undercover prostitution whores.
12:29You lonely tonight?
12:31You're next to you.
12:32Are we not doing this?
12:33Are we not rehearsing?
12:34No, no.
12:35I was letting you get some options out.
12:36I don't know if it was possible to rehearse with all of that.
12:38I haven't done a Rusical yet, but I know that I can sell coffee.
12:41A loud obnoxious hooker on the corner, I mean, sounds like me.
12:45This bitch's pussy turns into sunshine when you throw it into the air.
12:50Am I allowed to ad lib?
12:52And even though I am not a dancer, I'm so underestimated.
12:56All I gotta do is, like, not fall off the stage.
12:58And I could be in the top this week.
12:59Do what you need to do, I'm gonna do what I need to do.
13:01I'll get their attention and you trick them.
13:03I'm gonna trick them.
13:04I'm gonna trick them, baby.
13:05You know, I already see the other group crumbling.
13:07They're going at it.
13:08They're literally...
13:09Here's the change.
13:10Yeah.
13:11What happened has happened in these last couple weeks.
13:12I don't like what's going on, but I think I put my guard down a little bit,
13:14now my guard's up and I'm ready to fight.
13:16It's the last challenge, so I'm just gonna fight tooth and nail
13:18to show these people what I got.
13:19Facts are facts.
13:20Facts are facts.
13:21All right, all right, all right.
13:25Hello, baby.
13:26Hello.
13:27Hi, Leland.
13:28Hi, Leland.
13:29Oh, my goodness.
13:30It's time for the vocal recording session with Leland,
13:32and honestly, I am so excited.
13:34I'm Leland, your composer, and this is Gabe, producer.
13:36Hi.
13:37We are so excited to dive in and do Star Booty, the Rebooty.
13:40Yes.
13:41We're excited.
13:42I was part of Wigloo's Super Musical on season 15,
13:45and honestly, I feel like that was yet another win I was robbed of.
13:48So I'm excited to outdo myself because I know I can act.
13:51I feel like I'm a really great performer.
13:53I check every box.
13:54Testes?
13:55How do you feel going into this?
13:58I'm excited.
13:59I mean, I don't sing.
14:00I mean, the first time I did anything like this was last week
14:02when we did the rap challenge, and I think I did really well.
14:04In this moment, you are a pop star.
14:06Okay.
14:07You got the auto-tune over there, right?
14:08Yep.
14:09One, two, three, four.
14:11They call me coffee, and all the bad boys want their shot.
14:16I would go in, and all the bad boys want their shot.
14:19All the bad boys want their shot.
14:21It's like the one note I'm not going to have to give you is higher.
14:23Okay, yeah.
14:24You're going there on your own.
14:25You're going there on your own.
14:26All right, Mariah.
14:27Bitch, am I Whitney Houston and Eminem?
14:30Boom, kick, pow!
14:32Oh!
14:33You killed it.
14:34I believe you.
14:35I mean, thank you.
14:36You are playing T.
14:38Yeah.
14:39The bronze of the operation, the brute strength, and I see it.
14:41Baby, I was born this way.
14:42I'm the linebacker in a dress, Hattie.
14:43I'm the one who brings the heat.
14:44That's kind of who I am.
14:45Yes.
14:46He's the name, brute force is my game.
14:49I got the brawn, bitch, I bring the pink.
14:52The character is there.
14:53That's really great.
14:55The last time I did a musical, baby, they put me in the bottom.
14:58You stopped lip syncing before you died?
15:00It was unlike you.
15:01But, baby, theater is my life.
15:03So, like, this challenge is a great opportunity for me to get the points I need for the semifinals.
15:08I'll dazzle you blind.
15:10Love at first sight.
15:12Beauty and danger and a whole lot of fights.
15:15Great.
15:16I would think about if there's a way to insert a little bit of comedy into this.
15:19I think I can pull something monstrous out.
15:21Okay.
15:22Being funny is not my comfort zone when it comes to music.
15:25But this is the last opportunity to make it onto the next round.
15:29So, faith is out of the window.
15:31Gotta bring the feminine top out of me.
15:33There it is.
15:34Beauty and danger and a whole lot of fights.
15:38I feel like I just saw the character come to life.
15:40There she was, huh?
15:41There she is.
15:42Wham bam.
15:43Hey, Miss Pam.
15:44Hello, Leland.
15:45What do you know about Pam?
15:46All I know is she's a nasty bitch who's so seducive and just, you know, just disgusting.
15:51I won the All Stars 9 musical by being a fully realized character.
15:56I need to make sure that I do that again.
15:58Because if I'm in the top this week, I finalize my spot in the next round.
16:02My name's Pam and pain is my pleasure.
16:05Okay, great.
16:06But can you give me a little bit of an upper register of...
16:08My name's Pam.
16:09My name's Pam.
16:10To me, that's really nice.
16:11Is that my mom?
16:12Mother?
16:13My name's Pam and pain is my pleasure.
16:17Torture and torment beyond all measure.
16:21Yes.
16:22Yes.
16:23Who am I?
16:24Yes.
16:25Come on, Pam.
16:26Mess with me, you'll meet Jamaica.
16:29I'm the real deal, genuine, no faker.
16:31What?
16:32I just want you to take it past the point of where you feel a little, like, out of your comfort zone.
16:38Cut.
16:39Moxie here, the killer queen.
16:42To me, that tone felt really right.
16:45I think you tapped into it.
16:46Okay.
16:47Foxy's the name, the mastermind of crime.
16:50Everybody go to sleep.
16:53I got the plans to make the world submit.
16:56Try to lick me, you'll taste defeat.
16:59Mmm, that's it.
17:00Why is she boring me so bad?
17:02I'm over here yawning in the house, young girl.
17:04I cannot stop yawning.
17:08I already told myself, no matter what she did, I was just gonna fall asleep.
17:11I'm just terrorizing her.
17:12I would just give a little bit more volume.
17:14Got the plans.
17:15Sorry, can you start me off a little bit earlier?
17:17Yeah.
17:18Wake me up when she's done.
17:19That's it.
17:20How did you feel about that one?
17:22I thought all of them were good.
17:24Okay.
17:25Yeah.
17:26Sure.
17:27Leland seems to agree with me.
17:31I'm in my sabotage era.
17:34Let's try it again.
17:35Just so we're clear, there's actually a lot of dancing in this.
17:47Like this is like everybody's dancing and everybody has equal parts.
17:50This is part of RuPaul's star booty legacy and we have to deliver.
17:53Okay, here we go.
17:54One, two, three, and four.
17:55This is my first time working with Adam and honestly I'm really excited to be working with
18:00him because I'm that girl when it comes to choreo.
18:02Y'all know this.
18:03Y'all know this.
18:04Here we go.
18:05Down.
18:06Ba-ba-ba.
18:07E-e.
18:08Bam.
18:09Open.
18:10Hit.
18:11Hit.
18:12Great.
18:13Yes.
18:14He's got it.
18:15Yeah.
18:16I feel like this challenge is mine.
18:17Five, six, seven.
18:18Whip.
18:19Muscles.
18:20Gotta be nice.
18:21Can't lick the puss.
18:22No, no, no.
18:23I got it, I got it, I got it.
18:24Adam is giving us full on dancer choreography.
18:26Ba-ba-ball change.
18:27Hit.
18:28You really hate that ball change, don't you?
18:29He's a little bit intimidating when he's giving you all the pointers.
18:32Together.
18:33Open.
18:34And then down.
18:35No, no, no.
18:36You want my pussy open or closed?
18:38Close.
18:41Mistress looks like she is a little uncomfortable.
18:44You're just kind of moving through everything.
18:46We'll have to work on getting you into these positions in a more aggressive way.
18:49Yeah, let me go 100%.
18:50It's because I like to take my choreo like a little.
18:52I understand.
18:53We'll keep it real.
18:54Yeah, let me go 100%.
18:55Can't lick the puss.
18:56Bum, bum.
18:57Uh, uh, duh.
18:58Hit.
18:59Hit.
19:00Muscle.
19:01I can boogie, but I am not a dancing queen.
19:05Seven.
19:06Uh, uh, uh, uh.
19:07Oh.
19:08Uh, uh.
19:09Are you there?
19:10I don't know.
19:11I'm figuring it out.
19:12Lydia is sort of questioning all of her moves.
19:13Hit.
19:14Hit.
19:15Down.
19:16So I need to get her to give over to this I'm a villain energy.
19:18Because if she's questioning herself, it won't go well for her.
19:21So, you are whores.
19:23On the weekend.
19:24Right.
19:25Yeah.
19:26Prostitutes.
19:27So, this number for you guys is all about giving a lot of hooker, badass, Charlie's Angels energy.
19:35Okay?
19:36Five, six, and seven, eight.
19:39We're living.
19:40Here we go.
19:41And five, six, and seven, and eight.
19:43All right.
19:44That's good.
19:45Carrie Colby is a great mover.
19:46She's giving that super empowered femininity.
19:48Three.
19:49Four.
19:50Five.
19:51Six.
19:52Okay, Tina.
19:53Okay.
19:54You're really, um, stomping right now.
19:55Sure.
19:56Feeling a little, um, NFL.
19:57Oh, my God.
19:58But Tina Burner is not exactly giving full woman.
20:02She's the burly one.
20:03Yeah.
20:04The character, the character.
20:05It's like Shrek, you know?
20:07When we're doing synchronized dancing, I just want to make sure that they all really look good together.
20:11Let me see you just keep doing this.
20:13Uh.
20:14Uh.
20:15Uh.
20:16Uh.
20:17Uh.
20:18Uh.
20:19What's the struggle bus, babe?
20:20Uh.
20:21Uh.
20:22Okay.
20:23So, step on your right leg.
20:24Wait.
20:25Panic.
20:26Panic.
20:27Panic.
20:28Panic.
20:29No, I'm fine.
20:30This is my relaxed face.
20:31That's good.
20:32Oh, work.
20:33Love her to death, but Nicole is fucking up my gig.
20:35This is the first slap.
20:36This way, right?
20:37You're just literally, it's just right, left, right, left, right, left walking.
20:40Like, how much more simpler can simples get?
20:44One.
20:45Two.
20:46Three.
20:47Four.
20:48And then I'm like.
20:49No.
20:50That's where the problem is.
20:51That's where I'm messing up.
20:52Yeah.
20:53My God.
20:54Carrie, Nicole, and Tina are a complete mess.
20:55I see my plan is working exactly as I needed it to.
20:59Huh.
21:00Huh.
21:01I'm dancing.
21:02We're gonna have to work on it and get it.
21:03We gotta move on.
21:04We gotta.
21:05Okay.
21:10Oh.
21:11I'm number one.
21:12Oh, my God.
21:13The last dance.
21:14Oh, my God.
21:15Last chance, ladies.
21:16Girl.
21:17We are going to the final performance of the bracket, and girl, I'm feeling so confident
21:22going into this performance because I practiced my ass off for this number.
21:26Oh, oh.
21:27I'm sick of these hoes.
21:28You think we're gonna make some money tonight?
21:30Of course.
21:31I would like to make $10,000.
21:32I am.
21:33I would like to make $10,000, honey.
21:34A good client with a $10,000 hit.
21:35A thousand dollar.
21:36As a whole, I am nervous for our team, but I am confident with my choreography, and this
21:41is my last time to earn some points, so I gotta make sure I shine.
21:44Baby, all bets are off.
21:46I am bringing it to the stage.
21:48Lydia, who do you think is the weakest from our group?
21:50We don't have a weak link, baby.
21:51You're supposed to be being honest.
21:53I am being honest.
21:54You don't have to lie because you're afraid of her.
21:56The choreo was very hard for me to pick up, but now that I've had some time to practice,
22:01I'm ready to bring the puss.
22:03Can everyone say, okay, let's all say if we're in the bottom who we would consider
22:08giving our points to?
22:09No matter what, you and Georges are giving your points away first, so.
22:12Yeah.
22:13That's the shit I'm talking about.
22:14Girl, we gotta win.
22:15I'm done.
22:16I'm over it.
22:17Look at her.
22:18Look at her.
22:19She's smiling.
22:20She's smiling.
22:21No, I'm smiling because it's just the gaslight of it all.
22:22Like, we all know Mistress.
22:23We all know what she does.
22:24And we all know Georges, and we've seen how they play the game.
22:26And we all know that I was the one sitting there.
22:29Let's sew that dress.
22:30Let's do that.
22:31I'm not here to sell my girls under the bus.
22:32When it skips like that, like, stretched fabric like this, what is the T?
22:36Is it?
22:37But that's why you were stumbling the dress because you wanted to appease her to get her
22:40points.
22:41Girl, nice try.
22:42Nice try, baby.
22:43Nice try.
22:44You're exhausting me.
22:45Exhausting me.
22:46You call it MVQ points.
22:47Most valuable queen.
22:48But the bracket that I'm in, it's NBA.
22:49Most valuable alliance.
22:51We are back in high school with bratty little bitches stirring up some shit.
22:55And that's okay, honey, because I'm a grown ass man.
22:57And I'm going to play fair.
22:58Because I want to leave this competition with my head held high.
23:00Let me be the first to just tell everyone, playing fair 100% of the time does not get
23:04you shit.
23:05No.
23:06All the girls who are in positions of power be fucking people over, yes ma'am.
23:08That's your fatigue.
23:09Girl, because right now, if we would have split it evenly, we'll be fucking going through
23:12it.
23:13Some of these girls are taking this competition so personally, and it's not that serious.
23:17Have you seen All Stars?
23:18Then Mamoru puts a game in front of me, bitch.
23:21I'm doing anything to win that $200,000 and that crown, okay?
23:26I'll be honest, instead of y'all being messy, I don't think I've ever been that gagged before.
23:30And neither one of them have given you a point, right?
23:32They are supposed to give me points, but they were in the top, so I'm still giving them
23:35the opportunity to do their big one and be women of their word.
23:38Got you.
23:39We got you.
23:40If I do not win tonight, I think my only hope for getting a point is going to be dependent
23:44on Carrie.
23:45Carrie, what are you going to do with your point?
23:46You know what?
23:47I would consider giving a point to anyone in the moment when they need it, and you're
23:50not off the table.
23:51Aww.
23:52That's sweet.
23:53I love Carrie.
23:54Yes, I love Carrie too.
23:56It feels kind of silly because I kind of did fuck her over the first week, but I really
24:00meant that if I had a point to give to her, I would give her the point because I would
24:03obviously make right on what I said and what I did.
24:05I feel like Texas queens are always supreme.
24:07Like, these girls always just wear it out.
24:09We're a different kind of breed.
24:10Is that like inbred?
24:11Oh my God.
24:12Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars.
24:20She's sitting on a secret agent, Michelle Visage.
24:24Now Michelle, do you have a spy name?
24:26Ooh, they call me Mr. Tits.
24:29All right, Ms. Areola Jones.
24:33And my undercover brother, Carson Kressley.
24:39Carson, do you have a spy name?
24:41Well, I was going to use Lydia Butthole Collins, but apparently that's taken.
24:45So now it's just brown eye, as in brown eye for the straight guy.
24:52From the bowels of the Pentagon, Adam Shankman.
24:56My code name is Dick.
24:58Dick Fister.
24:59But that's Mr. Fister if you're nasty.
25:01My goodness.
25:03Where are you people from?
25:05The bowels of the Pentagon.
25:07Yes, clearly.
25:08This week we challenge our queens to sing and dance their padded asses off.
25:12In Star Booty, the Rebooty.
25:15All Stars, start your engines.
25:17And may the best drag queen win.
25:22Holy hairspray.
25:24Star Booty's been kidnapped.
25:31Meanwhile, Star Booty's booty squad is working undercover.
25:35As prostitutes.
25:37Hey baby, are you lonely tonight?
25:40You want some company?
25:42I'm your favorite hooker's favorite hooker.
25:45So what are you in the mood for?
25:47Coffee.
25:48Tea.
25:49Or Mimi.
25:50Or Mimi.
25:56With my booty call.
26:00We're here to save the day of.
26:02With my booty call.
26:06We're kicking ass and taking knees.
26:09They call me coffee.
26:11Cause I like it black and hot.
26:14Hot.
26:15Hot.
26:16Hot.
26:17I'm bold and strong.
26:18And all the bad boys want their shots.
26:20Shot.
26:21Shot.
26:22Shot.
26:23Shot.
26:24Shot.
26:25Shot.
26:26Shot.
26:27Shot.
26:28Shot.
26:29Shot.
26:30Shot.
26:31Shot.
26:32Shot.
26:33Shot.
26:34Shot.
26:35Shot.
26:36Shot.
26:37Shot.
26:38Shot.
26:39Shot.
26:40Shot.
26:41Shot.
26:42Shot.
26:43Shot.
26:44Shot.
26:45Shot.
26:46Shot.
26:47Shot.
26:48Shot.
26:49Shot.
26:50Shot.
26:51Shot.
26:52Shot.
26:53Shot.
26:54Shot.
26:55Shot.
26:56Shot.
26:57Shot.
26:58Shot.
26:59Shot.
27:00Shot.
27:01Shot.
27:02Shot.
27:03Shot.
27:04Shot.
27:05How dazzle you blind.
27:07Love at first sight.
27:09Beauty and danger and a whole lot of fight.
27:12With my booty call.
27:16Ooh, girl, you got a booty call.
27:19Booty squad, I've been kidnapped by the agents of Poos.
27:23You're demanding a sickening supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,
27:27plus a grand ransom of 200 billion dollars.
27:31Pay up or I'm kaput.
27:35Something's not right here.
27:37Wait a minute, zoom in on them hands.
27:41She's tapping out a code.
27:43What's she saying?
27:44Two-piece and a biscuit, sweet tea, and a side of curly fries.
27:49But that's her lunch order at Chaka Khan Chicken Shop.
27:54She's being held captive there.
27:56Hurry, we've got to rescue her before it's too late.
27:59But do we have time for one more chorus?
28:01Honey, always.
28:05We're kicking ass and taking names.
28:11Star Booty, we're on the way.
28:17Meanwhile, the agents of Poos have Star Booty under lock and key
28:21in the basement of the Chaka Khan Chicken Shack.
28:23You better let me out.
28:25Let me out, suckers.
28:26You better open up this box.
28:27Now that we've captured Star Booty, world domination will be us.
28:33You'll never get away with this.
28:35Zip it.
28:36You dicks know too much.
28:38Um, we prefer to be called by our full name, Dangerous Instigators of Chaos.
28:42Shut up, dick.
28:43First, we get the money.
28:44Then you and Star Booty are up for elimination.
28:48We are the agents of Poos.
28:50Powerful underground sister syndicate.
28:53And baby, you can't lick the Poos.
28:56You can't lick the Poos.
28:58We're so damn strong.
29:00Try to beat us.
29:02You'll find your wrong.
29:04Fox is the name.
29:06The mastermind of crime.
29:08I got Poos operations.
29:10But it's smooth in all time.
29:12I got the plans.
29:14To make the world submit.
29:16Try to lick me.
29:17You'll taste defeat.
29:18Ah, that's it.
29:22Can't lick the Poos.
29:23Moxie here.
29:24I'm the killer queen.
29:26My touch is deadly.
29:28My methods unseen.
29:30Mess with me.
29:31You'll meet your maker.
29:34I'm the real deal.
29:35Genuine no figure.
29:37Can't lick the Poos.
29:38We're so damn strong.
29:41Try to beat us.
29:42You'll find your wrong.
29:46My name's pal.
29:47And pain is my pleasure.
29:49Torture and torment.
29:51Beyond all measure.
29:53I'll make you scream.
29:55And beg for your release.
29:57When it comes to dishing hurt.
29:59My wonders never cease.
30:02Can't lick the Poos.
30:03We're too damn strong.
30:06Try to beat us.
30:07You'll find your wrong.
30:10Poos is tight, baby.
30:12Poos is thick.
30:14Try to lick this.
30:15Puss is a sucker.
30:17We're too quick.
30:18You can't lick the Poos.
30:21Licky licky motherfucker.
30:22You can't lick the Poos.
30:24Licky licky motherfucker.
30:27Can't lick the Poos.
30:28Well.
30:29If it isn't a agent's a puss.
30:31Let's get him, ladies.
30:32Slap it.
30:33Whack it.
30:34Boom.
30:35King pow.
30:36Can't fight.
30:37Ha.
30:38Watch this.
30:39Shoot!
30:40Do it.
30:41Crap it.
30:42Walk it.
30:43Monkey pow.
30:44going.
30:45King pow.
30:46tuber,
30:48wings,
30:49and open it.
30:50Let it
31:05He's gone!
31:33Surprise, surprise!
31:35I was never in danger.
31:37I just needed you to see that when Booty, Puss, and Dick work together, there ain't nothing we can't do.
31:43Good job, Mother Tucker. Star Booty out.
31:46You know, Star Booty is right. We shouldn't fight amongst ourselves.
31:50The true forces of evil are the ones that try to separate us.
31:53I think there's one thing Booty, Puss, and Dick can all agree on.
31:57Any hole is a goal.
32:01This category is Wild Wild West. Up first, Nicole Paige Brooks. It's Nicole Kistallian.
32:09This look is Nicole Paige Brooks as a carnival ride.
32:13Save a horse, ride a drag queen.
32:15I am wearing my Pink Pony Inspire slash RuPaul Met Gala illusion.
32:21You wanna ride? Hop on.
32:23Look at the rump on that filly.
32:25Yeah, well I hear she's looking for a stable relationship.
32:29Up next, Tina Burner.
32:31Yee-haw!
32:33Death putting a hat on a hat.
32:35Mm-hmm.
32:36Yee-haw!
32:37I am serving vintage Wonder Woman if she went to the wild, wild west.
32:41This really roped me in.
32:43Uh-huh.
32:44I know, if you look closely, baby, you can see the stars, the ropes wrapped around my body like I've been lassoing.
32:49And it is art.
32:50Leather mommy.
32:51I got my dark hair on, and I love people to see this different side of me.
32:55That gave me wood.
32:57From the great state of Texas, Carrie Colby.
33:02I don't know if that top can Texas hold him.
33:05This look is my interpretation of being completely dripping and soaking wet, but also dry.
33:14I'm owning my Texas heritage and my history, and I look fucking stunning.
33:20Remember the Alamo she better don't?
33:23Up next, from the great state of Texas, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
33:31Fire in the hole!
33:33Which hole?
33:34All of them.
33:35I need to show Tina Burner how to actually turn it and burn it.
33:37This is how you wear flames, honey.
33:39She is such a flamer.
33:40This just encapsulates everything that Mistress says.
33:42It's over the top, it's a little bit campy, it looks sickening, it's shiny, and I'm giving you high-tech to glam, honey.
33:49She's got reservations at the Breast Western.
33:53Up next, Lydia Butthole Collins.
33:58And I've got a real beef with this, do you?
34:01Evening ma'am, and welcome to my saloon.
34:04The boys call her Longhorn.
34:06Yeah.
34:07I have these cartoonishly wide cow skin chaps.
34:10I have a Longhorn inspired hat on with tons of chains and fringe and frills.
34:15Oh.
34:17There's ropes, there's a lasso.
34:20Okay, Corral, come on.
34:22The only thing missing from my look is Bugs Bunny and Roadrunner running around.
34:26Well, apparently she's from Oklahoma.
34:28Yes.
34:29Up next from the great state of Texas, Georges.
34:33Ooh.
34:34Oh.
34:35Come on, Miss Kitty.
34:36Yes.
34:37Girl, I wanted to give saloon girl down.
34:40I wanted to give head bitch of the gapey saloon bitch.
34:43I want to be the head bitch in charge.
34:45You know, with all these hoes and prostitutes in my saloon.
34:48You know what I mean?
34:50You heard of Star Booty?
34:51Uh-huh.
34:52That's Star Titty.
34:53Oh.
34:54Star Booty's cousin.
34:55Once removed.
34:56Yeah.
34:57Welcome, queens.
34:58Tournament of all-star rules are in full effect.
35:02Now, tonight, I'll name the top two all-stars of the week.
35:06And they will receive two points each.
35:09Then, the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win $10,000 and one extra point.
35:17Now, remember, this is the last week of this bracket.
35:21Tonight, the top three queens with the most points will continue on to our Tournament of
35:27All-Stars semifinals and the chance to win $200,000.
35:34The final lip-sync smackdown for the crown.
35:37Now, it's time for the judges' critiques.
35:39First up, Nicole Paige Brooks.
35:42Nicole, I've never seen anything like this ever in my entire life.
35:47You literally did everything opposite of right.
35:50And I think that that needs some rewarding.
35:53I do, too.
35:54Because that is extraordinary.
35:55There is a rhythm, and you did not find the rhythm.
35:59If that's not your strong suit, you have to figure out ways where you can distract the viewer
36:03and razzle-dazzle us and look confident and sell it.
36:06That's showbiz.
36:07This look, I mean, this is a home run for me.
36:10It's clever, it's chic, it's very campy, very drag.
36:13I love every stitch of it.
36:15Oh, thank you.
36:16Up next, Tina Burner.
36:18This look is fantastic.
36:20I love how sculptural it is.
36:22It looks like it could be some kind of runway piece from, like, Moschino.
36:25I'm living for it.
36:26In the Rusical, you stomped.
36:28You ate.
36:29You did everything that was asked of you.
36:31And you were adding to the scene in a way that wasn't taking away from your sisters.
36:35You hit everything that you were supposed to hit.
36:37But for some reason, I kept losing you, Tina, because some people stood out more.
36:43But it was fantastic work that you do.
36:46Up next, Carrie Colby.
36:48A little bit.
36:49That hat, it's like a modern art piece to me.
36:51Mama, those, like, dangly little chains coming off of there and the jewels.
36:54So great.
36:55I'm a little bit nitpicky, but, you know, this is an all-stars thing.
36:58The shape of the hat just comes across as a little square across the top line.
37:03But overall, it's really beautiful, ethereal.
37:05Judging by watching you, I don't think you're the choreo queen.
37:08But it was so smart what you did because you were literally stealing the show.
37:14You couldn't not watch you.
37:15Your recording of your voice was hysterical.
37:18I'm your favorite hooker, favorite hooker.
37:21It was so articulated.
37:22Just, it was fantastic.
37:24I could see you doing voiceovers for animated stuff.
37:27It was really, really good.
37:28Up next, Mistress Isabel Brooks.
37:31In the performance, you attacked it hard.
37:33And I love when you do that.
37:35I love that hairy costume situation you had.
37:37It looked beautiful with the hair that you had on your head.
37:40My one point that I wanted to bring to you, I don't know if it was because of the costume,
37:44but you kind of didn't extend enough on the movements.
37:48And it made it look like you were not giving it your all.
37:51I love this hat.
37:52I love how it's detailed underneath the brim.
37:54I love the shape of it.
37:55I think it's so smart how there's a lot of curves going on here.
37:59And that really works.
38:01Up next, Lydia Butthole Collins.
38:04Evening, ma'am.
38:08This is fantastic.
38:09I absolutely love this.
38:11It's quirky like you are.
38:12Did you make it?
38:13Yes, I did.
38:14It's so cool.
38:15The rope detail down the pant leg.
38:16All of those are fantastic.
38:18It is so rotten and wrong.
38:21I just, I love it.
38:24I love it.
38:25You had some of the more difficult choreo, walking across the chairs, doing the lift,
38:28all those things.
38:29You definitely nailed the technicality of it.
38:32I could see as I was giving you material, you had this, oh God, look in your eyes.
38:36And then you never said no.
38:38You just went for it.
38:39I loved your acting.
38:40I thought that this was a great night for you.
38:43Up next, Georges.
38:44Oh.
38:45Oh.
38:46You had this little side mouth thing that you think, yeah, let's do it.
38:48First we get some money.
38:49And then it just made me laugh.
38:51Georges, it was just spectacular watching you do it.
38:54This tonight was an all-stars, all-star performance.
38:58You are just an amazing performer.
39:01You could go straight to Broadway, honestly.
39:03Thank you so much.
39:04This outfit.
39:05Is this a silhouette I've seen before?
39:06Yes.
39:07To me, it's a little more Pink Pony Club than OK Corral.
39:10I think it's very smart.
39:11I think you didn't do Western wear, but you chose a Western character.
39:15You're that saloon girl.
39:16It fits your brand.
39:17And you stand out because you did Western, but with a little bit of a different lens.
39:21Mm-hmm.
39:22All right.
39:23Thank you, all-stars.
39:24I think we've heard enough.
39:25While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
39:29And one last detail.
39:31This week's bottom four queens must give away their MVQ points on the main stage.
39:37Ah.
39:38Immediately following the final lip-sync.
39:41Oh, my God.
39:42Oh, my God.
39:43You may leave the stage.
39:45Thank y'all.
39:47Okay, just between us squirrel friends.
39:50What do you think?
39:51Now, we're looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
39:55Nicole Paige Brooks, bless her heart.
39:57Choreography is not her strong suit.
39:58And I think what you need to do in that case is, like, figure out something else.
40:01She just needed to sell it.
40:03But I enjoyed her little solo moment because she felt in control, so I actually liked it.
40:09Tina Burner, the fashion look, I thought it was chic, it was sophisticated.
40:13Yeah, that outfit was gorgeous, my favorite of the evening.
40:16For me, Tina was the MVP of that group.
40:19Listen, she did everything she was supposed to do, and yet Carrie outshone her.
40:24Carrie did something that Nicole Paige Brooks should have done.
40:27She made it her own, and it was fascinating to watch.
40:29What I love about Mistress Isabel Brooks is that she takes charge.
40:32She came out, she donkey-punched us into submission.
40:34Mm-hmm.
40:35In fact, I didn't mind that her arms didn't extend as far as they could have.
40:40I was really focused on her acting, and I was sold.
40:43Mm-hmm.
40:44It's time to talk about butthole.
40:46Everybody's talking about butthole, Ruth.
40:48Everybody's just talking about butthole.
40:50She did some pretty tough choreography that she absolutely could not have handled if this was her season.
40:55And then this runway look, she's just wildly creative, I thought it was very solid.
40:59Yeah.
41:00I love how Georges is taking risks.
41:03She's putting character into her characters now.
41:06Mm-hmm.
41:07It's all completely effortless.
41:08The runway she was giving like 1880s Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.
41:11Go ahead.
41:12I think the Western outfit was a smart choice because it was another aspect of the Western experience.
41:16She stood out.
41:17She stood out.
41:18Yeah.
41:19Silence, I have made my decision.
41:21Bring back my all-stars.
41:23Welcome back all-stars.
41:24Based on your Star Booty the Rebooty performances and your Wild Wild West runway presentations,
41:31I've made some decisions.
41:34The top two all-stars of the week are...
41:40Georges...
41:43And Lydia Butthole Collins.
41:44Holy shit.
41:45Oh, my God.
41:46Oh, Jesus.
41:47Oh, my God.
41:48Oh, Jesus.
41:49Contraculations.
41:50You've each earned two points.
41:53The rest of you can step to the back of the stage.
41:56Tina.
41:57You want to keep Mistress out of the top.
41:58George is in Butthole.
41:59Moving on to the semi-finals.
42:00But there's still a chance for Dark Place.
42:01So I've got to figure out what I'm doing quickly.
42:02Both of us sent Carrie.
42:03You could.
42:04You could tell me.
42:05Mistress has been telling Carrie she's going to give her her point.
42:06So if me and Tina both give her our points, we can bump Mistress at the top.
42:09Georges, Lydia.
42:10This week, you were both bootiful.
42:11But tonight, there can only be one winner.
42:12Two all-stars stand before me.
42:13Ladies, this is your last chance.
42:14You could.
42:15There's still a chance for Dark Place.
42:16There's still a chance for Dark Place.
42:17So I've got to figure out what I'm doing quickly.
42:18Both of us sent Carrie.
42:19You could.
42:20You could.
42:21You could tell me.
42:22Mistress has been telling Carrie she's going to give her her point.
42:23So if me and Tina both give her our points, we can bump Mistress at the top.
42:26Georges.
42:27Lydia.
42:28This week, you were both bootiful.
42:31But tonight, there can only be one winner.
42:34Two all-stars stand before me.
42:37Ladies, this is your last chance.
42:39To impress me, win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point in the Tournament of All-Stars.
42:49The time has come for you to lip-sync for your legacy.
42:57Oh, my God!
42:58I'm for sure in the semifinals, and now I need that extra point,
43:02because I'm not going to let this new bitch beat me.
43:04To beat me, absolutely not.
43:06Especially in the lip-sync?
43:07Mama, wrong girl.
43:08Good luck, and don't.
43:11Fuck it up.
43:13This ain't Texas.
43:14Woo!
43:15Ain't no hold'em.
43:16Hey!
43:17Lay your cards down, down, down, down.
43:19So park your Lexus.
43:20Woo!
43:21Throw your keys up.
43:22Hey!
43:23Stick around, round, round, round, round.
43:24Stick around.
43:25And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you.
43:26Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too.
43:27It's a real live boogie and a real live hoedown.
43:28Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now.
43:30Woo!
43:31There's a tornado in my city.
43:46In the basement.
43:47That shit ain't pretty.
43:49We're looking crazy.
43:51We're surviving.
43:53We're surviving.
43:54On red club kisses.
43:55Sweet redemption.
43:56Passing time, yeah.
43:58Woo!
44:00One step to the right.
44:02We're headed to a dive bar.
44:04We always thought was nice.
44:06This ain't Texas.
44:07Ain't no hold'em.
44:09Hey!
44:10Lay your cards down, down, down, down.
44:13So park your Lexus.
44:15Throw your keys up.
44:17Go on, Georgia!
44:18Stick around, round, round, round, round.
44:21And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you.
44:24Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too.
44:26It's a real live boogie and a real live hoedown.
44:28Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now.
44:30And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you.
44:32Come pour some liquor on me, honey, too.
44:34It's a real live boogie and a real live hoedown.
44:36Don't be a...
44:37Come take it to the floor now.
44:39Yes!
44:41Yes!
44:42Yes, girls!
44:45All stars, I've made my decision.
44:51George's Conjagulations.
44:53You're a winner, baby.
44:54Yes!
44:55Yes!
44:56Yes!
44:57Oh, my God!
44:58Who am I?
44:59You've won a cash tip of $10,000, and you've earned an extra point.
45:05Thank you, Mother.
45:06Nicole, Tina, Carrie, and Mistress.
45:10Please step forward.
45:19Bottom four all-stars.
45:21It's time for you to give your MVQ point to the all-star you believe is the most valuable queen of the week.
45:30Choose wisely, because your MVQ point could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.
45:38Now, in the event of a tie, I will choose who moves forward to the semifinals.
45:45The current scores are Georges with 7.5 points.
45:50Lydia Butthole Collins with 6 points.
45:53Mistress has 4.5.
45:55Carrie Colby and Tina Burner both have 2 points.
45:59And Nicole Paige Brooks has 1 point.
46:02Queens, write down the names of your MVQ now.
46:07My heart is down in the bottom of my stomach because I literally need every single girl in the bottom to give me their point for me to move on to the semifinals.
46:18Lipsticks down.
46:23Nicole Paige Brooks.
46:25Which queen gets your MVQ point?
46:29If we can bump Mistress out of the top, I'd be very happy.
46:32I want to give it to who I think did the best in my group.
46:36And that's Miss Carrie Colby.
46:41I love you.
46:42I love you.
46:43Good luck.
46:45That takes Carrie to 3 points.
46:48Tina Burner, your turn.
46:51I believe in playing fair.
46:53Carrie did something tonight that I was so proud of.
46:57And I'm happy I could be there to uplift you.
46:59And I will continue to do that by giving you my point.
47:02That takes Carrie to 4 points.
47:07Carrie Colby, who gets your MVQ point?
47:12Well, Mother, I can't vote for myself, so I wanted to go ahead and write a wrong and even a score.
47:17It comes down to me versus Carrie.
47:20If she gives me a point, I'm in the next round.
47:22I chose to write Tina Burner.
47:29So Tina Burner gets Carrie's point, which brings Tina to 3 points.
47:34Mistress, who gets your MVQ point?
47:39Mistress pulled a fast one on me, so if she puts me in the semi-finals, justice would be served.
47:48You know, we litigate.
47:50So the first week I did something very nasty and out of character and I stole Nicole and Carrie's point.
47:55And I did tell Carrie I was going to give her my point.
47:57And I do think she did very well this challenge.
47:59However, I knew she was going to be a fake bitch and not give me her point.
48:04So I gave my point to Lydia.
48:06Oh.
48:09You're welcome, daughter.
48:11That takes Lydia to 7 points.
48:14Holy shit.
48:15You know what, bitch?
48:17Yeah.
48:18I am a motherfucking fake bitch.
48:19To you, girl.
48:20Because, like, what the fuck?
48:21You've been nothing but fake this entire fucking competition.
48:24And you really fucking tried me.
48:26And I know you feel like shit for that.
48:28You bitch.
48:30All stars.
48:32All the points for this bracket have now been awarded.
48:36Which means, Georges, Lydia Butthole Collins, and Mistress Isabel Brooks.
48:41You are advancing to the semifinals.
48:47Condragulations.
48:50Nicole Paige Brooks.
48:51Tina Burner.
48:52Carrie Colby.
48:54All is not lost.
48:57You still have a chance to re-enter the competition.
49:00What?
49:04Prior to the grand finale, each of our regular judges will choose one eliminated all-star.
49:10To be entered into the wildcard lottery.
49:16What?
49:17Randomly, one all-star will be selected to compete in the final lip-sync SmackDown for the crown.
49:24And the chance to win, $200,000.
49:31What?
49:32Now to our viewers.
49:33Tune in next week as the third and final bracket of all-stars arrive to compete.
49:39Thank you, Queens.
49:41And remember, if you can't love yourself, how dare you?
49:45You gonna love somebody else.
49:46Can I get an amen up in here?
49:47Amen!
49:49Now let the music play.
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