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00:00I feel a little responsible and a little guilty, but also a little like, at least you're not
00:10coming back in the workroom, you're gonna be mad at me.
00:12I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:13I don't deserve to be here, but I look so pussy.
00:18Just know I will always be a star.
00:22P.S.
00:23Van, you owe me sis.
00:27I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync.
00:29A lot of anger.
00:30A lot of heartbreak for Star.
00:32I'm like definitely in my feels right now and I need to let some things out.
00:36Wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:39Low Keisha, no shade.
00:40I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
00:41I'm surprised by that choice.
00:43It was like an impossible choice because I think Caramel, like you did better in the challenge
00:47for sure.
00:48I looked at the competition overall and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
00:52Ultimately, I choose to save Velma and this is a strategic move, I have to be honest.
00:57You're gonna be able to help me long term and I feel like that person is Velma.
01:00I'm a little pissed off.
01:01I was kind of gagged in that moment because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:06The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:10In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:12I just feel like it's fake as fuck and I'm not here for it.
01:16Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here said that they would save me,
01:19I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
01:22At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
01:25Your look was good also like me.
01:26It was not like that clear.
01:28I do think my critiques were better.
01:30Like they said they laughed.
01:31Well, they laughed at the same joke.
01:32They said that you weren't funny though.
01:33They said they didn't laugh at anything.
01:35I just think Velma's bullshit.
01:36Are we in the same room?
01:37Are we hearing the same thing?
01:39Like is your brain not working?
01:41You like didn't get any laughs like they said.
01:43It's okay.
01:44No problem.
01:45Everybody is shocked.
01:46Everybody thought that it would be caramel.
01:49This is something that I will remember forever.
01:51So what was your decision, Van?
01:53I'll be the first one to say it.
01:55I think Star's a threat.
01:56So I was like, what's the point of saving her?
01:59I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:02I don't know what Star's going to do.
02:04And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:06Caramel, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:11That part.
02:12That part.
02:13Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
02:14Just bare face with a wig.
02:18I know this wig is controversial, but I do feel a little...
02:24But I think it's time to get out of drag.
02:26Yes, please.
02:27Let's not fucking get out.
02:28Season six is playing the game.
02:30The beaver's making me feel crazy
02:32because I don't know how it's going to be played.
02:35No one's sticking to like the previous seasons
02:37where it was boring and their like track record.
02:39You can't bet on an alliance.
02:42I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their work.
02:48It's a new day in the workroom and the target on my back
02:50has just grown bigger.
02:51So I got to make sure that I'm still in that top spot.
02:54So none of these girls can try to ask me.
02:56So we made it another week.
02:57Yes!
03:00We got some wins on the board now.
03:01I have a win.
03:02Salty has a win.
03:03Van Gogh's got two wins.
03:05I'm coming up right next.
03:07Now listen here.
03:08One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
03:10So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
03:14I really didn't have a good week.
03:15I know it was a fiasco.
03:17I don't know how to land a plane.
03:19It's really important that I bounce back
03:21because of course they're going to eat me alive
03:24if it's not the case.
03:26Hey, buddy!
03:27Do you remember being in the alliance?
03:30Female alliance?
03:31I don't recall talking about an alliance.
03:32It's a record.
03:33There's no record.
03:35Oh, it's me dead.
03:36Of course.
03:37The girls are not here.
03:38Oh, yes, of course.
03:39If I'm on the top, I'll say you're dating.
03:40If you're in the bottom.
03:41Of course.
03:42Girls, Emma got me goofed up this morning.
03:45Good morning.
03:46In all tea, I lowkey had an alliance with Star.
03:48That's not true.
03:49Job is...
03:51Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
03:53Girl, I saw an opportunity and I took it.
03:55Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity.
03:58I know I had a floppy on a week.
04:00I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
04:04Yes, you did.
04:05After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
04:07Here we go.
04:08First doesn't let me choose,
04:10and then says I should be in the bottom.
04:12I am ready to let Hazel have it.
04:14I just want to shake them a little bit,
04:16and also let them know
04:17that they shouldn't have done what they did.
04:19So what I'm seeing is
04:21these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything.
04:23Don't mean anything.
04:24Don't mean anything.
04:25Don't mean anything.
04:26This table chat is so revealing.
04:29These bitches have no integrity at all.
04:32And that's okay,
04:33because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
04:36Here we go.
04:39Here we go.
04:40Here we go.
04:41Oh, Canada.
04:42Seen it already?
04:43They had her.
04:44Hey, page turners.
04:46Hey.
04:47There's nothing I love more than a nice hard cover.
04:51So grab your reading glasses,
04:53and don't forget to follow the rubric.
04:56I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
05:06Now, you all look amazing,
05:08but every queen can use a little help.
05:10Lucky for you, in today's mini challenge,
05:12I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
05:14Hey.
05:15We'll talk all things fashion,
05:17and in the end,
05:18I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
05:20So take 10 minutes to slip into D-List Fashionista Quick Drag.
05:24Okay.
05:25Then meet me in my atelier,
05:26and I'll decide if you're a red flag
05:28or red carpet royalty.
05:30Ooh.
05:31Can I get a yes and?
05:32Yes and!
05:33Can I get a yes and Murray?
05:35Yes and Murray!
05:37On your marks,
05:38get set,
05:39pose!
05:40Yeah!
05:45Oh my God!
05:47This is crazy.
05:49First mini challenge of the season,
05:51and I've never done Quick Drag before.
05:53We'll see how it looks.
05:58Oh, you better, bitch.
06:07I'm here!
06:08Good to see me, isn't it?
06:10I put on my finest pigeon coat,
06:12my wine-stained tube top dress,
06:14and I am ready to get this fashion consultation on the go.
06:17I'm so excited to be here.
06:19Thank you so much.
06:20I'm a big fan of yours.
06:21Oh my God.
06:22Did you catch me in RuPaul's Roller Boogie 47?
06:24I saw 48.
06:25I skipped 47.
06:26I probably need to see that.
06:27You do.
06:28I was server number three.
06:29Let me see the top of your head.
06:30Oh my God.
06:31Yes, I remember that scene.
06:32Yes, yes.
06:33Can I come in?
06:34Abs, I wish you would.
06:35I'm coming in.
06:36Okay, thank you so much.
06:38My agent sent me here
06:40because apparently I need some style help.
06:42Oh, girl, look at you.
06:44Oh, gosh.
06:45What have you been up to lately?
06:47I haven't seen you in a minute.
06:48Oh my God.
06:49I did a commercial for a laxative.
06:50Oh, okay.
06:51It was explosive.
06:52I auditioned on American Idol.
06:53Oh, you did?
06:54Yeah.
06:55It didn't air though.
06:56Look at you.
06:57You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
06:58Exactly.
06:59My name is Patricia.
07:00Pat if you're nasty.
07:01You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
07:05Oh, okay.
07:06This nose knows no boundaries.
07:08I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
07:11Did you know that?
07:12That's how I know you.
07:13I knew you knew me from somewhere.
07:14And how would you describe your style in three words?
07:17I think I would do skinny.
07:18Skinny.
07:19For sure would be the first one.
07:20Punk out of bed.
07:21Punk.
07:22Out of bed.
07:23Chief.
07:24That's five words.
07:25This is my new pigeon coat.
07:27The pigeon is very in right now.
07:28Is it?
07:29It is, yeah.
07:30Okay.
07:31Baby, this is chicken feathers from my own coop.
07:34Please.
07:35It's farm to closet.
07:36Oh, yes.
07:37Oh, right.
07:38I mean, your bosoms are...
07:39I feel like they're coming out.
07:40They're coming out?
07:41That might be something we can work on.
07:42I need some style help.
07:44Is this beaver?
07:45It's actually my back hair.
07:46It is.
07:47Yeah.
07:48I thought I'd take it off the back and put it on the front.
07:49Put your thing down and flipped it and reversed it.
07:51I loved it.
07:52I love that shoe.
07:53Oh, yeah.
07:54The shoe matches always, Carson.
07:55You're so flexible, Tarek.
07:57That's what gets me the covers.
07:59What do you think of my outfit?
08:00I do like your pocket handkerchief.
08:03Oh, thank you.
08:04Yes.
08:05The pocket square.
08:06Oh, I love a pocket square.
08:07It looks like a triangle to me.
08:08I know.
08:09I know.
08:10Who cares about geometry?
08:11I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
08:13Hold on.
08:14Let me see.
08:15Let me see.
08:16Oh, my gosh.
08:17Look at them.
08:18Oh, my God.
08:19I love.
08:20I know.
08:21All right.
08:22We'll just try to avert our eyes.
08:23Who are some of your favorite style influencers?
08:24I think her name's Melinda Verga.
08:25Melinda Verga.
08:26Melinda Verga.
08:27Melinda Verga.
08:28Oh, what an interesting choice.
08:29Brooklyn Heights.
08:30Really?
08:31I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
08:35You see that right there?
08:36Oh, wow.
08:37Oh, wow.
08:38They look so real.
08:39Oh, thank you.
08:40I think you're hypnotizing me.
08:41Oh, my goodness.
08:42I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
08:48Wait a second.
08:49Let me clap it out of you.
08:50Oh.
08:51Oh, God.
08:52I feel...
08:53What just happened?
08:54We should probably see you do a little runway walk.
08:56I'm a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
08:58Oh, God.
08:59Did you fall?
09:00Oh, I just had too much food.
09:01Oh, my God.
09:02Over here.
09:03Oh, God.
09:04Oh, goodness.
09:05Chiropractor.
09:06Faster.
09:07Faster.
09:08Faster.
09:09Faster.
09:10Turn.
09:11And a little jog.
09:12A light jog.
09:13A light jog.
09:14Oh, yeah.
09:15That's good.
09:16Oh, yes.
09:17Lead with the knees.
09:18I remember this from Moncton Fashion Week.
09:19And that is the actual lobster roll.
09:21Mm-hmm.
09:23That's so unique.
09:24I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
09:27Okay.
09:28Okay.
09:29My spoons came out.
09:30Oh, my God.
09:31Where were those?
09:32This is when I lost Mr. Officer Roll 2005.
09:34Hold on.
09:35Added talent.
09:36All right.
09:37I think we're done here.
09:38So, get out.
09:39Okay.
09:40Thank you so much.
09:41Thank you so much.
09:42I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
09:44Thanks so much.
09:45I'm banned.
09:46I'm sure you are.
09:47Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
09:52The winner of today's mini challenge is...
09:56Sammy Landry.
09:57Oh, yeah.
09:58Good job.
09:59Good job.
10:00Good job.
10:01Yes.
10:03You have won $2,500 cash courtesy of Swish Embassy.
10:08Ooh.
10:09Oh, my.
10:10All right.
10:11Now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
10:14Because for this week's maxi challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
10:18Oh.
10:21You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
10:26It is the reading battles.
10:27We've all seen it.
10:28Some of us may not love it.
10:30Reading is an art form.
10:32It is something that not everybody can do because you have to be smart.
10:36And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
10:39The goal is simple.
10:40Win your battle and secure your safety.
10:42Lose your battle and, well, you might be in danger, girl.
10:46And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi challenge.
10:50But first, you need a reading buddy.
10:52Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini challenge, you will select your rival.
10:57Let me get a look here.
10:58Let me get a look.
11:00I get to pick my opponent first.
11:02Who do I want to destroy?
11:05I'm gonna go for P.M.
11:07Yes.
11:08I hate you so much.
11:10I hate you more.
11:11Now I will choose a queen at random and they will pick their opponent.
11:19Hazel.
11:20Who the fuck do I want to choose?
11:22Who is on the same level as me?
11:25I think I'm gonna go with Caramelk.
11:29Okay.
11:30Dulce.
11:32I know everyone thinks I'm gonna go pick man, but I'm not sure.
11:37I kind of wanted to surprise them.
11:39You know what?
11:40I'm gonna go with Velma.
11:41Work.
11:42Work.
11:43Okay.
11:44So Dulce versus Velma.
11:45All right.
11:46Let's find our next name.
11:49Ebony Labelle.
11:50Oh.
11:51Oh.
11:52Oh.
11:53Here we go.
11:54Oh.
11:55So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
11:57Oh.
11:58Oh.
11:59You wanted it to be salt versus pepper so bad.
12:01So you know what?
12:02I'm gonna choose Maya Fox.
12:03Oh.
12:04Oh my God.
12:05Oh my God.
12:07Oh my God.
12:08So it's Ebony versus Maya.
12:10And that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
12:13He he he.
12:14Fate leaves me and Van together.
12:17And I cannot wait to read her down.
12:22To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
12:26But I'll let her introduce herself.
12:28Oh.
12:29Racers, start your engines.
12:31And may the best drag queen read.
12:34My name is Alyssa Edwards.
12:38And I am a very established and seasoned queen.
12:42I mean truly.
12:43What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
12:46Where's Brooklyn Heights?
12:50Oh my God.
12:52I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
12:55Holy.
12:58She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
13:01Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
13:04Yeah.
13:05The girls want to battle.
13:06Y'all this is fun.
13:07I know what you all are feeling right now.
13:09But I think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes.
13:12And allow yourself to giggle and laugh.
13:15And if you're confident in your skin unapologetically, the judges will enjoy.
13:19Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't want to offend the person.
13:22Why don't you want to offend them in a reading battle?
13:24Honey, there's a cash prize.
13:25There is a check waving to you.
13:26You better get to offend everybody.
13:28All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge.
13:31And I'm sure Hazel thinks she has it in a bag.
13:33But I feel like if anything, that just fuels my fire.
13:35I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
13:38So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
13:44Guess what?
13:45I'm laughing first.
13:46Yes.
13:47Okay.
13:48Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh.
13:49How the fuck are you going to make somebody else laugh?
13:51You're going to make somebody at home laugh.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Many times in season five, me telling myself, I can't do this or this or this.
13:57Oh, hell, bitch.
13:58You could do all of that.
13:59It might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else.
14:03But what you do is authentically, unapologetically you.
14:06And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
14:10Do you have any advice, like maybe right before you walk in to kind of tell yourself,
14:13or does that just kind of tie in to pretty much?
14:15No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about
14:18it, right?
14:19We want to do good.
14:20We want to be a symbol of excellence.
14:21We want to be the best version of ourselves.
14:22So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
14:25And I think that's good.
14:26Hearing Alyssa say that like, if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate,
14:30kind of makes me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like I've been really
14:33nervous pretty much this whole competition, but it's because it means a lot to me.
14:36This isn't just a game.
14:37Like this is something I really want.
14:39Bring that backstage drag dancer.
14:41Bring that to the main stage.
14:43I'm excited to see all this.
14:45I'm excited.
14:46And I believe in you all, all right?
14:47Now let me meet y'all's opponents.
14:48Get the hell out of here.
14:57I love Miss Alyssa motherfucking Edwards.
14:59That is so gaggy.
15:00Are y'all gagged?
15:01Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at you.
15:04And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
15:07I'm Sammy Laundrie.
15:08Oh wait, say that again.
15:09Sammy Laundrie.
15:10Sammy Laundrie.
15:11Sammy.
15:12Sammy.
15:13Sammy.
15:14Sammy.
15:15Landry.
15:16That's the experience.
15:17What does that mean?
15:18It means my name.
15:19Landry.
15:20Landry.
15:21It's French.
15:22Clearly.
15:23Yes.
15:24Who thinks they're really going to excel in this?
15:25I feel like I'm going to surprise myself.
15:26You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-synker.
15:28I can perform down.
15:29I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
15:33You were cackling.
15:34You were having a hoot and a hauls.
15:36And I was obsessed with that.
15:37The judges didn't.
15:38They were like, what?
15:39Alyssa, were you entertained?
15:40I said, thoroughly.
15:41But I'm a storyteller.
15:42I learned very quickly.
15:43And these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
15:46And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
15:49Punch.
15:50Get to the punch.
15:51And delivery can be everything.
15:52Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
15:55Yeah.
15:56Just really sell your character with it.
15:57Yeah.
15:58Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
16:00This is all in fun.
16:01It's just drag.
16:02It's just drag.
16:03It's not personal.
16:04It's just drag.
16:05Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here
16:07playing too Canadian and nice.
16:09As I think some of them are quite shady.
16:12I'll stay tuned.
16:19Oh my God.
16:20Alyssa Edwards.
16:21Alyssa.
16:22Mother fucking Edwards.
16:24She came to Moncton.
16:25No way.
16:26In 2018.
16:27I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
16:30So you said it was around 2018 you did that.
16:33How long have you been doing drag again?
16:35Nine years.
16:36Nine years.
16:37I started in a drag competition and I won the contest.
16:40And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
16:44My art.
16:45Art.
16:46Not my heart.
16:47But yeah, a little bit of this too.
16:49The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of experience.
16:55Exactly.
16:56I didn't have shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
17:00It was a challenge to be booked for gigs.
17:03I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
17:08It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really, really had jobs and I did my experience.
17:15Like I'm such a fighter.
17:16So I just keep on going.
17:18It's a little bit sad.
17:19Like I'm like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me has.
17:25I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this heart.
17:30So do you want to?
17:31Yeah, let's wish you to get to work.
17:32Yeah.
17:33But listen.
17:36Wait, did you get?
17:37No, I got chosen.
17:38Who chose you?
17:39Ebony chose me.
17:40So you're easy to read.
17:41Apparently.
17:42Apparently.
17:43Ebony is a really big personality and I just need to make sure that she doesn't seem on me in this challenge.
17:47I need to take my face up and stand out in my own way.
17:50Oh, girl.
17:51Oh, girl.
17:52They ain't ready to go.
17:53I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goss and Ebony because they are the funniest bitches in the room.
17:59And I need some help.
18:00I chose Maya.
18:01I don't really know too much about her.
18:03But that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
18:06Maya did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv.
18:09And what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
18:13Are we feeling a little devious today?
18:16Well, yeah.
18:17Well, yes.
18:18I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
18:20All three of us?
18:21Yeah.
18:22I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
18:23Oh, really?
18:24Really?
18:25Yes.
18:26Okay.
18:27And I feel like I could, you know, maybe make her a little less comfortable.
18:32I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really...
18:35Yeah.
18:36I don't want her to win.
18:37I want to deflate her ego.
18:40Just a little...
18:41You know?
18:42I would have picked Hazel because I know Hazel the best.
18:45And I know...
18:46Well, tell me about it.
18:47Oh, we will.
18:48We will.
18:49Yes.
18:50Right, yeah.
18:51And we will dig deep today.
18:52I'm going to give Caramelk a couple of little zingers or things they can dig at that might throw
18:58Hazel off their game because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing me.
19:03Do you think everyone else is being shady?
19:04I hope so.
19:05No, I think everyone's going related to the chocolate.
19:07Look at them.
19:08They're all overlooking at us.
19:09Oh my god!
19:10So, let's talk in French.
19:11Oh my god!
19:12Thank God!
19:13Jesus, Jesus!
19:14Jesus, Mary!
19:15So, for the other bitches who understand us a little bit, all of a sudden?
19:17No!
19:18I don't have to understand what we are.
19:19I'm not a little bit violent, but I try to act as kind of...
19:23Yes, too!
19:24At the end of the day, it's just about being funny.
19:28You can act evil, but you're so funny.
19:31That's right.
19:32That's right, right.
19:33I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go, if it's funny, it's okay.
19:41We bitch, but we bitch. I don't know if I'm so intense.
19:45Yeah, we're not cruel.
19:46That's why I'm like, but I'm also confident because I think I have a good way to write.
19:52This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
19:55The order of the word are so important in comedy.
19:59So, for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, and practice to success.
20:05Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
20:08She's my favorite naughty librarian.
20:10It's Tracy Melshor.
20:12Hey, Brooke Brock.
20:13Hi, Trace. What is your favorite kind of read?
20:15Petulance.
20:16Ooh, noted.
20:18And it's style superstar, Carson Kressley.
20:21Carson, what are you still doing here?
20:23Oh, well, I came for the poutine, but I stayed for the Mount Me's.
20:27I think you mean the Mounties.
20:29No, I mean Mount Me's.
20:31And it's the pride and joy of Mesquite, Texas, the winner of Global All-Stars, Alyssa Edwards.
20:37I'm back, back, back, back, back again.
20:40Alyssa, you've never been here.
20:41Only in my dreams.
20:44This week, we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles.
20:48Racers, start your engines.
20:50And may the best drag queen win.
20:53Charisma, uniqueness.
20:57This category is My Chemical Reaction.
21:00First up, Hazel.
21:02My Chemical Reaction is inspired by metallicizing.
21:07There is the silver-plated side, and then the gold is metallicizing all over it.
21:12If only she had a brain.
21:14Bitch, fuck Joan of Art. It's Hazel of Art. I'm here to stomp on this competition.
21:19Thank you for being an alloy.
21:24Maya Fox.
21:26I'm ready to serve you Eruption Baby.
21:29I am the volcano.
21:30We have rubble all on this down.
21:32We've got lava coming out.
21:34It is moving. It is flowing.
21:35She is smoking.
21:36That's my Mount Vesuvacissi.
21:38I'm really selling this head to toe.
21:41I am melting all over this stage.
21:43What a hot hat.
21:45Pompeii, I say.
21:47Ebony LaBelle.
21:48Ooh!
21:50Miss Ebony, she's getting ready to go to the gala.
21:52She got her pretty dress on.
21:54She got her hair up in her rollers, honey.
21:56She's reading the good old Val magazine.
21:58She didn't hide here.
21:59And I turn around, boom.
22:01Now she done turned it and barked it.
22:03The whole back is burnt to a crisp.
22:05But isn't she so glamorous?
22:07Hair today? Gone tomorrow.
22:10PM.
22:11My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach.
22:16Another plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque again.
22:19On one side of me, I am plaqued.
22:21I am disgusting.
22:22I am a deep, coffee-stained yellow.
22:25And then on the other side, I am showing you pearly and white.
22:29Get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks.
22:33Fanned off.
22:34My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying.
22:37Now that right there is rigamorous.
22:40I want it to be in kind of a half state of decaying.
22:43So I got bones coming out.
22:45Baby, I'm giving you horror.
22:46I'm giving you spooky.
22:48Spooky.
22:49It takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this.
22:54Caramel.
22:56Who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar?
23:00What's up, Spudge?
23:01This week I really wanted to show something more sexy.
23:03I just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled-up legs
23:06and show the girls that I can really stretch down.
23:08I think I see her ganache.
23:10Caramel is melting the hearts of the judges.
23:13Sammy Landry.
23:16My chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization.
23:20Oh my god, I crystallized, you guys!
23:23I don't fucking know how crystallization works.
23:25I'm not a scientist. I'm a drag queen.
23:28Now that right there is Marilyn Monroe.
23:30I wanted to challenge myself and push myself
23:33and show the judges that I hear the critiques.
23:36This is the glam, Sammy.
23:38Saltina Shaker.
23:40My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of cryogenesis.
23:44That's me freezing.
23:46It's Kate minus eight Fahrenheit.
23:49I have these pipes going into my suit, pumping oxygen,
23:54but I'm slowly freezing to death,
23:57putting the cyst in cryogenesis.
24:00She's giving us the cold shoulder.
24:02Dulce.
24:03I'm rolling down this runway like I have a rock,
24:06and at the very end I bust open
24:08and you see everything that's inside of me.
24:10I could see her Grand Canyon.
24:12A lot of browns, a lot of like almost orange-y colors,
24:15maybe a bit of crystallization, which is why the rhinestones
24:18are all placed and scattered everywhere.
24:20I want to show the judges that I don't always just wear a gown.
24:22Not a soul could rock.
24:24Velma Jones.
24:26The graceful Mother Nature has arrived.
24:28It's precipitation, but fashion.
24:31The hair clouds discharge with water.
24:34The rain is pouring to the cold ground, becoming ice.
24:38Here she is, world. It's Stormy Daniels.
24:42I want to take my time for the judges to really take it in
24:46and really appreciate all the details.
24:48Is that the first time a woman's ever made you wet?
24:57Welcome to Reading Battles.
24:59Tonight, two queens will face off in a read-off.
25:03You will exchange burns and land as many hits as you can.
25:08The winner of each battle will secure their spot in the competition.
25:11And the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner.
25:15We will also name a bottom three from the losers of their battles.
25:19So don't hold back.
25:29Welcome to our first battle.
25:31The only thing whiter than her face is her dancing.
25:35It's Van Gogh.
25:39And just like her hometown, Ottawa,
25:41she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her.
25:43It's Saltina Shaker.
25:47Let the reading begin!
25:49Hello, everyone. My name is Van Gogh.
25:51I am the little devil with the list, also known as the frontrunner of the competition.
25:55Saltina is so desperate for another win.
25:58She's battling the girl with the speech impediment.
26:01And she's still gonna lose.
26:03But it'll remind her of week one.
26:05All right.
26:06Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
26:08Whatever the fuck PM is.
26:10How are we doing tonight?
26:13You know, Van, it looks like somebody squished your face.
26:17But it also sounds like somebody squished your face.
26:23Saltina, you are the queen of social media.
26:25And I want you to show us how to do one of those amazing transitions right now.
26:28From the main stage, back to Ottawa.
26:32What do Van's filler and Canadian geese have in common?
26:38They're both migrating as we speak.
26:44Well, I went to Brooklyn's doctor, so...
26:47I know.
26:48Oh my gosh!
26:51Van walks into a bar.
26:54Is something I would say if Caramel didn't steal all her bookings.
27:01Albert Einstein invented the theory of relativity.
27:05My theory?
27:06Your parents were relatives.
27:10I want to leave you all with some homework.
27:13Do y'all know what a blobfish is?
27:16A blobfish?
27:17If you don't know what it is, look it up when you get back home and...
27:21Let me know what you think.
27:23Let me know what you think.
27:25Hint.
27:26It's hideous.
27:28Thank you, guys.
27:32Well done.
27:33The reading battle is on.
27:34A real war of words.
27:36Lots of casualties and collateral damage over here.
27:39Van Goth, I can tell that you host.
27:41I can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room.
27:44Saltina, you had some great zingers in there.
27:46Canada Goose, Migration.
27:47I was like, wait, they make more than just jackets?
27:49I was a little worried about you at first, but you really found your rhythm at the end.
27:54And you ended on the perfect note, which is that blobfish.
27:56And also, your PM joke will live rent-free in my head forever.
28:00I think this is a double act.
28:01Something you two both should take on the road together.
28:04Good and evil.
28:06The winner of this reading battle is...
28:09Saltina Shaker.
28:11Yay!
28:15Congratulations, you live to slay another day.
28:18Yay!
28:19That means I'm sorry, my dear, but Van Goth, you lost your battle and you may be up for elimination.
28:24It's time for our next battle.
28:25Now, despite popular belief, she did not shoot Selena.
28:35It's Dulce!
28:37Oh my God, that's great.
28:40And she's the Jean Chrétien of drag.
28:43It's Velvet Jones!
28:45Let the reading begin!
28:47Well, hello everyone, my name is Dulce, and I will be your main course for this evening.
28:55To warm us up, you know, the one that you kind of toss to the side?
28:58Velma.
28:59Hi everybody, NPM!
29:03I'm Velma Jones!
29:04I'm your Frenchie sweetheart.
29:06And the good thing with this face-off is I would not understand any of it.
29:11Girl, neither will we, don't worry.
29:14Oh, Dulce!
29:16I like Dulce de leche.
29:17Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
29:20What's missing?
29:22Oh, taste.
29:26Too bad I can't ask for you.
29:28Velma is so white, when feast, woo, when feast.
29:32Girl, I know about feast.
29:34But when I first met Velma, she thought I was housecleaning.
29:37She did.
29:38And when production first said hard ice, she got so excited because she thought I was finally getting deported.
29:42Oh!
29:44Oh, my God!
29:46Girl!
29:47Yeah, well, Dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag family.
29:52And judging by how she's dressing, hey, Grandma.
29:58I'm surprised you know the word Grandma, because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
30:02Yeah, oh yeah, sure. But my grandma loved me.
30:05She's the only one that does.
30:07Fuck.
30:08Dulce is so poor.
30:12Well, yes, well, yes.
30:16She keeps her drink tickets from Drag Bar gigs and uses them as coupons at the grocery store.
30:23I would have saved those drink tickets for your mom. I know she could have used them.
30:26But did you know that Velma also has a drag king personality?
30:30No, she does, she does.
30:31But honestly, if we were all such a half-assed drag queen like her,
30:34we would also need another personality to make up for the lack of talent.
30:39Those girls are reading.
30:40Dulce is from the city of London.
30:44And now I understand where she got her British smile.
30:51Velma! Velma!
30:54Yay!
30:56What?
30:57Both of you really surprised me because you seemed a little timid yesterday.
31:01Dulce loved your confidence. I loved how you commanded the stage.
31:05Velma, I loved how you were able to laugh at yourself and the fact that English is not your first language.
31:10You surprised me.
31:12Your timing, your delivery, really impeccable.
31:15The winner of this reading battle is...
31:17Velma Jones, congratulations!
31:23You have won your reading battle.
31:27Dulce, I'm sorry my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
31:32It's time for our next battle.
31:35She's not viral. She's just diseased.
31:45It's Sammy Landry!
31:48And they're polyamorous.
31:51But you could probably tell that just by looking at them.
31:53It's PM!
31:57Let the reading begin!
32:02Pussy milk.
32:04That is the name that PM chose for themselves.
32:09It's a little hard to process.
32:11It might be because I'm lactose intolerant or because it's just a shit name.
32:15Now I'm gonna find some new names for you tonight because your pussy milk is rotted.
32:24My name is PM, just the letters P and M, you stupid bitch.
32:29Um...
32:31Sammy Landry, Season 6's Comedy Queen.
32:35The only funny thing about you, though, is that your dad and your mom know each other better as brother and sister.
32:41Oh, man!
32:43PM.
32:45Poorly made.
32:48PM.
32:50Problematic mug.
32:54Your makeup is a little dry.
32:57Kind of like your punchline.
33:01Okay, you got me with that one.
33:04Okay, Sammy, I have two words for you and I'm gonna say them really slowly.
33:08Because you're from Moncton and that means you're an idiot.
33:13Pimple patches.
33:15You're looking like a Jackson Pollock painting out a drag, sweetheart.
33:19And we don't want to see it anymore.
33:21Oh, my.
33:23PM.
33:24Pimple patchy mullet.
33:26Oh, my gosh!
33:28Your drag belongs in the dark PM hours because I don't want to see it.
33:36We have an animal on stage and from your lip sync, you literally look like a pony doing fucking dressage.
33:42And your teeth!
33:43Are you munching and crunching those carrots, sweetheart?
33:47I haven't mentioned the carrots because I can clearly see what the fuck is going on here.
33:51Okay?
33:55PM.
33:57Poop muncher.
33:58And I'm about to leave the stage because I don't want to take up any more of your time like Sammy has in this competition.
34:07Thank you very much for these gentle days.
34:10Thank you so much.
34:12You two went in really engaging with each other. I'd love to see it.
34:16Sammy, all of those PMs were great. They were clever, they were inventive, but most importantly, they were funny.
34:21Both of you, well done. Bravo.
34:25The winner of this reading battle is...
34:29Sammy Landry.
34:31Hey!
34:34That means, PM, I'm sorry, my dear, you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
34:41It's time for our next battle.
34:47If she was a coffee order, she'd be a flat white.
34:50Oh!
34:52It's Hazel!
34:54That was good. That was good.
34:56And she's not even the best drag queen in her family.
34:59It's Caramel!
35:01Oh!
35:03Let the reading begin!
35:05Hello, everyone. My name is Hazel.
35:08Her name is Disappointment.
35:10Caramel, you made so many clock jokes in Snatch Game.
35:14Now the only clock that's ticking is your name in this game.
35:17That did not come out how it should.
35:19Not at all.
35:20Not one bit.
35:21Well, you know, fuck my drag.
35:22Okay, next!
35:24Hazel threw her sister PM under the bus last week.
35:27She must go through a lot of razors shaving those two faces.
35:31Something Maya Fox would know a lot about.
35:34Oh!
35:35Did y'all know that Caramel came in here named after the wrong chocolate bar?
35:40Bitch, your name should be Crunchy.
35:44It is Caramel with a K.
35:46And this is Hazel without her K.
35:48Ketamine!
35:49Oh, shit!
35:50Girl!
35:51Oh, shit!
35:52Oh!
35:53Girl, I know!
35:54Girl, PM!
35:55PM told you that one, bitch!
35:57We see it in your nostrils.
36:00You know what's so endearing about Caramel?
36:03The fact that she thought she was going to be a bigger star than Dulce in the acting challenge.
36:08No one's bigger than Dulce.
36:10You have a weekly show called Haze, which makes a lot of sense because you have the testosterone of an entire fraternity.
36:21Ironic that Caramel played Sleva Slave because she's been giving tasteless performances week after week after week.
36:30But I still send Star home with no makeup on.
36:35Hazel rapped about being a star in her It Girl music video verse.
36:39Girl, with that cheerleader entrance look, you're not shining.
36:43You're sheening!
36:47Stupid.
36:49So stupid.
36:51Okay, gorgeous gowns.
36:54Hazel, I relate to you.
36:56Because you're a funny person when you're not reading a script, alright?
37:00When you put the cards down and you interacted with the audience and with us, you invited us into your world and we felt like we were a part of the Hazel show.
37:09Even when the jokes didn't land, you didn't wither.
37:12You know, you stood tall and fabulous and strong, so we love to see it.
37:16And Caramel, it's nice to see you pushing yourself outside of your shell.
37:18You had some really great jokes in there, and you finished on such a high note for me, and it was a really good period on that sentence.
37:25The winner of this reading battle is...
37:29Caramel.
37:31Woo!
37:35Hazel, my dear, I'm sorry, but you lost your battle and maybe a preliminary.
37:39Darn.
37:41It is time for our final battle.
37:42St. Catharines has no nightlife, which explains her drag.
37:50It's Ebony LaBelle!
37:53Yes!
37:55And she puts the East in beast!
37:58It's Maya Fox!
38:00Got that.
38:02Let the reading begin!
38:04I am so happy that I get to share the stage with you this week.
38:07I mean, goddamn bitches, look how good she makes me love!
38:10Ebony is such a likable and friendly queen, even her lace has been waving at me all season.
38:17Hi, Maya!
38:19Hi, Maya!
38:21Ms. Maya, did y'all know she is a lyricist and also a liar?
38:24Yeah?
38:26Let me tell you, okay, in her verse on episode one, she says that she serves looks in her free time.
38:35I guess she don't got a lot of free time, bitch.
38:37Oh my gosh!
38:39Oh my gosh!
38:40Oh my gosh!
38:42Oh my gosh!
38:43This bitch is always interrupting people.
38:45So Ebony, the next time you need to say something, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
38:50I know I've been dogging on her ugly brother over there, so let me give you some...
38:56Let me give you some nice words, okay?
38:59Because I am kind.
39:00It is so lovely to see you working on your makeup brick by brick by motherfucking brick, bitch.
39:06Bitch, you really are the queen of blending into the background.
39:10Oh, girl.
39:12Alyssa, I am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week.
39:15I actually prepared a gift for you, okay?
39:18Ms. Maya Fox is here to show you how to finally hook in a pillowcase, bitch.
39:22Wait a minute, she don't got a chin either! She can't!
39:24You ready to meet, bitch, or her?
39:28This bitch was so busted in the commercial, it looks like her booking fee is $37.50.
39:34Listen, we gotta work on that drag name.
39:36She came up in here as Maya Fox, but I think we could try Maya Horse, or, uh, Maya Taste is Awful, or, uh, Maya Time in this competition is up after this week's challenge.
39:46Woo!
39:49I am Ebony LaBelle, and that's a man, Maury.
39:54Now, this is how you close out a reading battle.
39:57I think this is my favorite duo of the night.
39:58Yes!
39:59What an epic showdown.
40:01Ebony, let's talk.
40:02Gorgeous, confident, strong.
40:05The comebacks were, like, impeccable.
40:08I felt like I was watching you in Vegas.
40:10You give me a character right out of Paris is Burning.
40:14Ah, Maya.
40:15It was a very Canadian approach.
40:16Yeah.
40:17You had great material.
40:19I love to raise your hand.
40:20You had some, uh, cute little thingers.
40:23The winner of this reading battle is...
40:27Ebony LaBelle.
40:29Woo!
40:31Thank you so much!
40:33I love it!
40:35Maya Fox, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
40:38Congratulations to our battle winners this week.
40:39You all burnt your opponents to a crisp.
40:40But one of you really stirred the pots.
40:41Ebony LaBelle.
40:42Congratulations!
40:43Yay!
40:45You are the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.
40:46Yes, I am!
40:47You have won $5,000 cash, courtesy of Lucky Vaster Distilleries.
40:51Bitch, I'm a lucky bastard tonight!
40:52Yes, ma'am!
40:53Ooh, that's a good money!
40:54That leaves us with the losers of their battles.
40:55Van Gogh, Maya Fox, you are both safe.
40:57Which means Dulce, P.M. and Hazel.
40:58You are the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.
41:00Yes, I am!
41:01You have won $5,000 cash, courtesy of Lucky Vaster Distilleries.
41:07Bitch, I'm a lucky bastard tonight!
41:10Yes, ma'am!
41:11Ooh, that's a good money.
41:13That leaves us with the losers of their battles.
41:16Van Gogh, Maya Fox, you are both safe.
41:22Which means Dulce, P.M. and Hazel.
41:25I'm sorry, but you are the bottom three this week.
41:28Ebony, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the Golden Beaver,
41:34granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their life.
41:39You hold the fate of your sisters in your petite little hands.
41:43As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
41:47You may leave the stage.
41:50Oh, girl!
41:51The reading battles have come to a close.
41:54The reading battles were so much fun.
41:56We really redeemed the reading challenges on Canada's Drag Race.
42:00You're welcome, season five.
42:01We can finally all stop hearing Ebony cry while being safe.
42:05She's won a challenge!
42:06Yeah!
42:08Cheers!
42:09Well deserved.
42:10I motherfucking ate that.
42:11Yes, you did!
42:12Yes, you did!
42:13Yes, you did!
42:14Bitch, I won!
42:19Bitch, I win!
42:21Girl, y'all know I've been hungry for it.
42:23I'm just like so proud of myself.
42:24Ugh, I know these hoes are mad.
42:27And Maya, I need to say, I'm not mad at you.
42:29Okay.
42:30We killed it up there.
42:31We did great.
42:32You were the one person that I did not want to go against.
42:34Ah!
42:35And this is my redemption, too!
42:36Thanks!
42:39Bitch, you were so funny!
42:40The comedy redemption finally happened.
42:42Yes!
42:43Sorry for this, Amanda.
42:44Yes, me too!
42:46I am funny.
42:47Yes!
42:48Yes, you are!
42:49Thank you!
42:50My spot is secured.
42:51I want to hear what the bottoms have to say.
42:53I wanted to talk to my sister Dulce because I'm feeling a vibe over here.
42:58It sucks.
42:59I feel like I haven't been like reaching the potential that I know I can.
43:03I feel like my drag is like fucking sickening.
43:06No, I'm happy you won.
43:07I wish I won.
43:08But it is what it is.
43:10My track record is good.
43:12I've been in the top.
43:13I've never gotten the beaver.
43:15I'm going to continue to fucking do better.
43:17I don't want to throw you two under the bus either,
43:19because, like, I know you guys feel just as shit as I do.
43:22You guys are more used to it, but I'm not.
43:25I was waiting for that.
43:26I was waiting for it.
43:27The way you're feeling right now is the way that I was feeling a couple weeks ago.
43:31It's like, you're doing good.
43:33You know, you wanted that moment.
43:34You wanted that moment.
43:35You wanted that win.
43:36And you're having a little short spot.
43:38Don't discredit yourself, girl.
43:40I deserve to stay here, but I don't know how the girls are playing it.
43:43If they're playing it by track record, it should be me.
43:46No questions asked.
43:47No shade.
43:48I want the beaver just as much as you do again, you know?
43:51Like, if I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season,
43:53then I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season.
43:55I want to keep going and fucking showing everyone that I am a threat in this competition
43:59and not a fucking flat white.
44:00God, I would kill for a flat white.
44:02Bitch, your face is a flat white.
44:04Oh!
44:05There is flesh on it.
44:06There is flesh on it.
44:08Listen, I want to move into your beaver lodge, Ebeneez, so fucking give me that beaver, okay?
44:12I am obviously a little upset that I'm here.
44:15I'm somebody in Vancouver who doesn't really do the back room shit.
44:19So for me to sit down and put pen to paper and make people laugh today
44:23is probably one of my proudest moments.
44:26And I can't stop smiling because I look fucking good.
44:30I feel good.
44:32And I did good today.
44:34I obviously hope you use the beaver on me
44:36because these two don't know how to use the beaver properly.
44:39Bitch, when I was 16, I had my time with the beaver.
44:42Yeah, sure you have, Hazel.
44:43Bitch, we're friends to this day.
44:45Hi, Kiana.
44:46If I were in the top, I would have used it on PM.
44:48I would use it on PM.
44:49I thought you were absolutely phenomenal.
44:52I would say Dulce, for sure.
44:54I think she's got the best track record.
44:57Who's the fucking gag over there?
44:58No, I said for sure.
44:59Oh, okay.
45:00Well, I mean, for me, I think, like,
45:02Hazel, I think you already had the beaver.
45:04Like, this is how I would process it.
45:05PM, you got the beaver last week as well.
45:07Dulce's never had the beaver.
45:08You were in the top in the commercial challenge.
45:10I don't know what Ebony's gonna do here.
45:12She's got some really strong options,
45:13but she could also make a move in this competition.
45:15She also has an alliance with everybody up in here,
45:17so I don't know what this bitch is thinking.
45:18There's a lot of things to take into consideration.
45:20I can fully just base it off of today.
45:22I can base it off a track record.
45:23I can also base it off of what I think's gonna come next.
45:26What if the next challenge is a performance challenge?
45:28Who I think is going to really, really eat it up next week.
45:31I know that Ebony is playing this game strategically,
45:35so I need to make sure that I give her an offer that she cannot deny
45:39so that I end up with the beaver in my hands.
45:42Ebony, can I say something, though?
45:43Yes.
45:44I feel like this week I rose, and I feel like I'm headed upward,
45:48and if you were to ever find yourself down,
45:51I would scratch your back for sure,
45:53and I would scratch it so good.
45:55I feel like I didn't flop this week,
45:57and I really want to be here,
45:59and I will get you back if you get me this week.
46:01Oh, and you know what?
46:02Dulce and I can say the exact same thing, too.
46:04Literally, girl, re-fucking-tweet.
46:06But you don't mean it.
46:07What do you mean I don't mean it?
46:09Because you put me out there last week,
46:11and I want to be your best friend.
46:12I'll fucking put you out there last week.
46:14You didn't choose any.
46:15I was in the moment, but anyone else
46:17would have fucking chosen you.
46:19And that's the thing.
46:20So it is what it is.
46:22You know what I think?
46:23I think let them huddle it out on the lip sync.
46:25Let them down. Save me.
46:27Make it real simple.
46:28They need stuff to work out.
46:29Make them lip sync. Down.
46:31But I also want to see you turn the party, Dulce.
46:33Pardon?
46:34You said you could turn the party,
46:35and I want to see you go out there.
46:37I want to see you go.
46:38Like, girl, shut the fuck out.
46:39Like, whether we lip sync or not,
46:40like, I'm fucking ready to oof, girl.
46:41I love this untuck.
46:43Ah!
46:44PM gave me a very good offer
46:46that if I scratch their back now,
46:48they'll scratch my back later.
46:50I do believe them.
46:51I really do.
46:52Bitch, not everybody making that plea,
46:54so I guess I'm pretty good whoever the hell I choose.
46:56I don't know.
46:57Girl, I just got to make a damn decision.
46:59Welcome back, queens.
47:06Ebony LaBelle.
47:09Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
47:12Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
47:14Y'all did not make it easy this week.
47:16Whoever I don't save, bitches,
47:18fight it out on the stage.
47:20I have chose to save Dulce.
47:23Lobby damned.
47:27Dulce, you are out of the woods this week.
47:33You may join the others at the back.
47:37I love you, Alyssa.
47:38PM, Hazel.
47:43I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination.
47:47Two queens stand before us.
47:51Prior to tonight,
47:52you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance
47:54of Dumb Blonde by Avril Lavigne featuring Nicki Minaj.
47:58This is your last chance to impress us
48:00and save yourself from elimination.
48:05The time has come.
48:08For you to lip sync.
48:09For.
48:10Your.
48:11Life.
48:16Good luck.
48:17And don't.
48:18Fuck.
48:19It.
48:20Up.
48:23I ain't no Dumb Blonde.
48:25I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
48:27I got my game on.
48:29Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
48:31Well there you go again, telling me where I belong.
48:35You put me on the bench, don't think that I can play.
48:37Strong.
48:38So quick to condescend.
48:39Well you think I'm empty, I'm not.
48:40You won't be so confident when I'm crushing you from the top.
48:42I'm a babe, I'm a boss and I'm making this money.
48:44Uh huh.
48:45I can flip like a switch and I count like a plane.
48:46Try to get it out.
48:47Try to get it out.
48:48I can sting like a bee but I'm sweeter than hungry.
48:50Uh huh.
48:51And I'm quick as a whip so get out of my way.
48:52Come and get it out.
48:53I ain't no Dumb Blonde.
48:54I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
48:55I got my game on.
48:56Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
48:57I ain't no Dumb Blonde.
48:58I ain't no Dumb Blonde.
48:59I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
49:00I got my game on.
49:01Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
49:02I ain't no Dumb Blonde.
49:03I ain't no Dumb Blonde.
49:04I ain't no Dumb Blonde.
49:05I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
49:07I got my game on.
49:09Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
49:11I ain't no Dumb Blonde.
49:13I am a freakin' cherry bomb.
49:15I need an icon.
49:17Come watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
49:19Stand up everybody.
49:21Get up, say it loud.
49:23We're bombshells raising hell now.
49:25Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
49:27Stand up everybody.
49:29Get up, say it loud.
49:31We're bombshells raising hell now.
49:33Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
49:35Yo, I ain't playin' but I won the cup.
49:37Came through heavy on it in a Bentley truck.
49:39It was me, young Avril, security tuck.
49:41In the back just in case one of y'all run up.
49:43One of y'all, um, um, all of y'all be stuck.
49:45When you see a young queen in the flesh, what's up?
49:47All that hatin' you was doin', got the Barbie poppin'.
49:49Now all of them wanna be a Barbie, I'm watchin'.
49:51But you never gon' stop me, never gon' top me.
49:53Millions on millions, they never gon' dot me.
49:55I am the prototype, the pink printed.
49:57No, I don't want no frauds, wink, wink.
49:59I ain't no dumb blommers.
50:01I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
50:03I got my game on.
50:05Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
50:07I ain't no dumb blommers.
50:09I am a freakin' cherry, huh?
50:11Yeah, I'll be your icon.
50:13Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
50:15Stand up everybody.
50:17Stand up everybody.
50:19Say it loud.
50:21Let's go shells, raise and hell now.
50:22Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
50:24Stand up everybody.
50:25Stand up everybody.
50:26Say it loud.
50:27Let's go shells, raise and hell now.
50:30Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
50:38That was great.
50:43Queens, we have made our decision.
50:46P.M.
50:51Shantae, you stay.
51:05Go with it.
51:06Let's go with it.
51:08Hazel.
51:09Yes.
51:10Behind those hazel eyes is a star on the rise.
51:14Thank you so much for this opportunity.
51:17I feel so blessed to be here.
51:19Well, we are so blessed to have you here.
51:22Now sashay away.
51:24This flat white will end fit now.
51:28Love you.
51:33You can catch my one person comedy show coming very soon.
51:39You got any cop tickets?
51:44I feel very disappointed.
51:46I just feel like I didn't really get to show off who I am truly as a performer just besides that iconic lip sync.
51:53You bitch.
52:00Am I Fifi O'Hara in this moment?
52:06Oh my God.
52:07The beautiful Hazel, you are absolutely beautiful like you said.
52:14You should be so proud of yourself.
52:16This is just the beginning.
52:17And that's what it's about.
52:18I know.
52:20I've sashayed away a few times in my time.
52:23Get your person.
52:24Come on.
52:25Let's go.
52:26We going to Texas?
52:27Let me take her.
52:28Let me take her.
52:29Is the bus still running?
52:30Yeah, I am.
52:31Baby, you going to the train station or something.
52:33Girl, hit it.
52:34Congratulations, queens.
52:36You live to slay another day.
52:39The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
52:42So remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
52:46Peter!
52:47That's right.
52:48Now let the music...
52:49Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
52:52You'll be the hostesses with the mostesses on our brand new drag talk show, The Shade.
52:58I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group.
53:01This is definitely not the energy that I want to start with.
53:03It's not just like having a drag mother, drag daughter.
53:05It's about the connections you make along the way.
53:07Girl, this is boring.
53:09I love this talk show, by the way.
53:10Wow!
53:11You were made for TV.
53:13You're like Cindy Lou Who's bloody cougar stepmom, Tanya Lou Who.
53:18Tanya!
53:19Yeah!
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