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00:01Oh my god, that was so sickening.
00:03Ooh, baby, the games.
00:05The games, the games, the games.
00:06First week done.
00:07Week one is officially done.
00:09I didn't win the challenge, unfortunately,
00:11although I was so close.
00:12Oh, they already changed the points.
00:14Let's be nice.
00:15All right, Lydia.
00:16I'm hoping I can get a point somewhere.
00:18I cannot be at zero.
00:19I cannot be that far behind.
00:20I refuse to live in a world where Tina Brenner
00:22has more points than me.
00:24Do we feel like we're ready to start giving our MVQ?
00:27You know, I am the eldest, and it was recently my birthday,
00:30and y'all didn't give me anything.
00:31So if you each want to give me a point,
00:32I would really appreciate it.
00:34Well, that was a wonderful plea.
00:36I really loved hearing that.
00:38For me, I just think that we do get to take
00:41a little bit of our power back with these.
00:43I was talking with Mistress and Georges,
00:45my Texas girls, about wanting to see us all in the finals.
00:48So this could be a really great way
00:50to kind of show our true colors.
00:52Whoever gives me one is getting one.
00:53Whoever I give one to, I would like to receive one.
00:55If that's not the cheese, no.
00:57You want a versatile.
00:58Yeah, I would like to flip-flop with somebody.
00:59Anybody want to flip-flop with mommy?
01:00Okay, oh my God.
01:02Mistress Brooks, you know, we got that Brooks alliance.
01:05I feel like we're on the same page.
01:07So I'm hoping she will give me a point.
01:11Oh, wow.
01:12Congratulations.
01:14Thank you very much.
01:15That was fun.
01:16Y'all better work.
01:18Oh, I'm on top of the world, girl.
01:20I can't even tell you.
01:21This is the biggest redemption for me I could imagine.
01:23I'm in the lead?
01:24Ooh.
01:25Oh my God.
01:26The lip sync was sick, bitch.
01:27How are you in the lead, Miss Season 17?
01:30You could tell how much RuPaul lives for her, too.
01:33And I'm like, oh my God, not me being jealous.
01:35No, we're not having that.
01:37She better be ready for next week,
01:38because I'm coming for her top spot.
01:40It's my first challenge win,
01:41so I'm just...
01:42Congratulations, honey.
01:43Very excited.
01:44Yes, ma'am.
01:45We broke the curse.
01:46My question for y'all, since y'all are coming in,
01:48in this case, at an advantage.
01:49Sure.
01:50How would you play it when it comes to giving points?
01:55You know, it's supposed to be who you thought was the MVQ,
01:58queen of the week.
01:59If it was me and it was based on that judge's critique,
02:01I'm listening to what they say.
02:03I don't foresee myself giving a point to somebody in the top.
02:05I feel like they've already earned their points for the week.
02:06I would probably give it to one in the bottom four
02:08that I feel like was the most rah-rah with me that week,
02:11was sweet to me that week, wasn't hateful to me,
02:14or was helpful in some way, shape, or form,
02:16or gave me a point.
02:17You do whatever you want to do with it.
02:18It's a game.
02:19You know what I mean?
02:20It is a game.
02:21Ideally, I feel like we all did try,
02:22so I'd like to see everyone have at least a point.
02:25A point out there?
02:26No, we should be zeroed out.
02:27If somebody's zeroed out,
02:28I think that's going to be real messy.
02:30I agree.
02:31You know what I mean?
02:32Just too much talking.
02:33You're giving me your point,
02:34and then Carrie, you're giving Georges her point,
02:36then vice versa.
02:37Okay, we're going to swap.
02:38Y'all going to swap.
02:39House of Brooks.
02:40Bitch, you got to think fast in this competition
02:42because we only have two more weeks left,
02:44and you want to get those points from the jump.
02:47So any way that I can to make it to the next round,
02:49I'll do it.
02:50Let Nicole go first,
02:51that we know it's being played.
02:52You want me to go first?
02:53Yeah, House of Brooks.
02:55I'm going to swap with you.
02:57You're going to swap with me.
02:59We're on the same count.
03:00But that's not girl.
03:01Now you're already starting that bullshit.
03:03Is it giving family ties or is it giving bullshit?
03:05I just saw you making out with Georges over there,
03:06winking at her like you're going to give her up to her.
03:08Why don't you give up yours first?
03:10It's giving shadiness already.
03:11That's literally what I leaned over.
03:12I literally leaned over and I was like,
03:13Nicole has been...
03:14Yeah, so Nicole, if we're going to do it.
03:16Here, Ms. Brooks, keep it in the family.
03:17I'll go.
03:18No, you give me yours, bitch.
03:19Go, Carrie, go.
03:20See?
03:21Georges, I'm going to go ahead and swap with you, honey.
03:23Season 14, Texas Girls.
03:25And as Nicole said, we're keeping the Brooks in the family
03:27and we're not really related.
03:28So here's my point, Georges.
03:29I love you, sister.
03:30And let me get my best.
03:32Period.
03:33And it's giving...
03:34I'm sorry.
03:35I should have been to the top.
03:36We should have been to the top.
03:37So now we're even.
03:38Yes, ma'am.
03:39And there's no tea.
03:42Bitch.
03:43I was bullied into giving my point to mistress.
03:47I think she stole my point.
03:48I was bullied for that.
03:50No.
03:51No.
03:52I was fucking good.
03:53Girl, the look on Nicole and Carrie's face.
03:57Oh, my God.
03:58I will never forget it.
04:00And they can't do nothing about it.
04:02Girl, mistress, that was a sticked idea.
04:04Thank you, sis, for these two points.
04:06Y'all let them walk you into that.
04:08I did let them walk you into that.
04:09What?
04:10I guess so.
04:11I'm sorry.
04:12That was totally me.
04:13Girl, I'm fucking falling out.
04:15That is some bullshit.
04:17You're just going to fully fuck your friend over?
04:19We're supposed to be the Texas girls.
04:21And I ended up coming out completely empty handed.
04:24Carrie, we're still Texas sisters.
04:25I'm going to get it together.
04:26I just, I expect to get some Texas points.
04:29Most definitely.
04:30Mistress knows she owes me a debt.
04:31She knows she did me dirty.
04:33So does Georges.
04:34I'm not going to show her my cards are emotions, but I do get even.
04:38I don't like being in the bottom.
04:39That's why I had to fix it.
04:41Very fixed.
04:42Very fixed.
04:43Very fixed.
04:44I should have known that Mistress is a fucking mess.
04:47And she's going to do whatever she has to do.
04:49And if that means throwing her Texan sister under the bus or anybody else,
04:52I feel like she's willing to do it.
04:53Well, I'm very uncomfortable.
04:55Um, so let's get out of drag and get comfortable.
04:57Yeah, yes.
04:58I have two points and now Mistress and Georges have two points as well.
05:02And I worked my ass off for it.
05:04And those girls just pulled some shady bullshit to get the same place.
05:07It's shocking.
05:08Because I thought Georges was sweet little Georges.
05:10She's a gremlin.
05:11Mistress that are after midnight.
05:13It's just two little evil minions.
05:15You're shady as fuck.
05:16No, I'm not.
05:17Yes, you are, bitch.
05:18That was shady as fuck.
05:19You're just a fucking mess.
05:20Get away from me.
05:21I don't trust anything you say to me ever again.
05:22That was it.
05:23And I'm not playing with you.
05:24You failed.
05:25I'm fucking screaming.
05:26You want to be a fucking cunt?
05:27Get ready, bitch.
05:28Because I've been a cunt for longer than you could ever think about.
05:30I still got my two points, though.
05:32Part of me feels bad that they thought that I wouldn't do this.
05:35I don't feel bad about not giving them the point.
05:37I thought Nicole was the full in the challenge, but I thought Carrie was the full, too.
05:40Bitches.
05:41Everyone is just so gagged.
05:43This just shows me the girls are not ready to play this game.
05:45Because what did you think this is going to be?
05:48Happy fun time?
05:49No, ma'am.
05:50Everyone knows you don't trust a fat, nasty bitch.
05:52Welcome to Drag Race.
05:57Oh, now wait a minute, ho.
06:02Good morning, everybody.
06:03Good morning, baby.
06:04Look at the scoreboard.
06:05Today's a new day in the workroom, and after the chaos that me and mistress caused last week, I'm in a way better position.
06:15It jumped two points, and I'm like, I have this in the bag now.
06:18You know what I mean?
06:19So bring me the challenge, Rue.
06:20Bring me the challenge.
06:21I'm ready.
06:22The new girl is the winner so far.
06:24Yes.
06:25Congratulations.
06:26New girl, you grow new girl.
06:29What I'm curious about, what does this mean in the audition process to your daughter?
06:31What does this mean?
06:32You know what?
06:33I will say yesterday, even though I was like, it showed up in me.
06:37I was like, you know what?
06:38My daughter's up there, so congratulations.
06:40I think you've officially passed the test, my new girl.
06:43No!
06:45Yes.
06:46I'm so proud of you.
06:47I have aligned myself with mistress at this point.
06:49This could either help me, or it could completely destroy me.
06:52I don't know if she's going to turn on me and throw me under the bus, or if she's going to help me out, you know?
06:57I guess you checked every bot.
06:58Well work, mistress.
07:00Thank you, mother.
07:01So no more Lydia butthole.
07:02It's Lydia Brooks Collins.
07:03Oh, what?
07:04Yes.
07:05I see how them Texas brookses are now, though.
07:07We don't throw our lineage around like that, but I see.
07:09Does your mama let you give the name out like that, like just water?
07:12What do you mean?
07:13You get a new challenge.
07:14Wait, wait, wait, wait.
07:15So you don't think the winner is worthy?
07:17That's crazy.
07:18No, I'm just saying.
07:19My mama doesn't let you give out the name like that.
07:20You just get to throw her name around like that?
07:21It's not even your last name.
07:22It's hers.
07:23That is my last name.
07:24And watch baby.
07:25Mama doesn't let you give it out like that.
07:26But you pick up a kid every week.
07:27You know what?
07:28Oh, shit, girl.
07:29Tell me the Atlanta Brooks accomplishments.
07:31You're online all the time.
07:32Look it up.
07:33Can we get at least three things?
07:34You don't want to try to find an ugly picture of me.
07:35Can we get, but I could find an ugly picture because what I saw last week will be forever
07:39memorialized.
07:40I think Nicole is just so gagged.
07:43And you know, the thing is, she's been out of the game for so long.
07:47And even when she was in the game, she was here for two episodes over 10 years ago.
07:51Welcome back, auntie.
07:53So let's say we get into another like situation, right?
07:56Where you guys have to do your badges.
07:57I'm just going to say it here first.
07:58You two are giving them out first, hands down.
08:00Nobody's getting anything until you hand them out.
08:03Oh, my God.
08:04Well, you know what?
08:05We don't have to worry about that because we're going to be in the top.
08:06Okay.
08:07We're not going to have badges together.
08:09Let's hit it.
08:10Let's hit it.
08:11Woo!
08:12She done already done had hers.
08:15All Stars.
08:16Hi.
08:17Now that you're back, it's time to talk smack.
08:20Okay.
08:21Oh, yeah.
08:22So start spitting those verses because she done already done had her sis.
08:27Okay.
08:28The gigs, the gigs, the gigs, the gigs.
08:30The gigs, the gigs, the gigs.
08:31Yes.
08:32Hello, hello, hello.
08:33Oh!
08:36Good morning, All Stars.
08:37Good morning.
08:38Good morning.
08:39For this week's Maxi Challenge, I couldn't decide.
08:42Should we do a good old-fashioned roast or should we have ourselves a rap battle?
08:49Oh.
08:50Yes, ma'am.
08:51Hand me the microphone.
08:53And then I thought, what the hell?
08:55Let's do both.
08:56Oh, my God.
08:57Oh, my God.
08:58So for the first time in Drag Race Herstory, we're going to have ourselves a rap and roast.
09:03Oh, my God.
09:05Good bitch.
09:06Here's how it works.
09:07We lay down a funky beat and you serve up a badass rap that reads your fellow All Stars
09:15to filth.
09:16Okay.
09:17Okay.
09:18Lydia Butthole Collins.
09:19Yes.
09:20We're going to have to do it in last week's lip sync, so you get to assign the performance
09:23order.
09:24Oh, my God.
09:25Getting the opportunity to choose the order for the roast is exciting.
09:29I could either be really shady with the lineup or I could give everyone the best spot possible
09:32and be on everyone's good side.
09:34And on the main stage, you'll be making your rap and roast debuts, where we'll be joined
09:39by our extra special guest judge, Chapel Roan.
09:42Yay!
09:43Yay!
09:44Yay!
09:45Yay!
09:46Yay!
09:47Yay!
09:48Yay!
09:49Yay!
09:50Yay!
09:51Yay!
09:53I'm obsessed with Chapel.
09:55She is the chef's kiss to pop music.
09:58All Stars, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
10:03Yay!
10:04Woo!
10:05Woo!
10:06Let's go write some roasts.
10:07I'm going to sit right here.
10:09You know what?
10:10Let me talk to my new daughter.
10:11Let's get into it.
10:12For this week's Mackie Challenge, we are doing the rapping roast for the first time in drag
10:16race history.
10:17I'm smiling ear to ear because the girls do not even know what they're in for.
10:20This is my thing.
10:21That's the thing, you know, I kind of am the bitch to look out for.
10:23Very nasty and rotten.
10:24I've always loved villains.
10:25I can't help it.
10:26That's why I think I'm drawn to people like you because it's just so funny.
10:30I'm the queen of drag race bees.
10:31I'm the queen of the diss tracks.
10:33I love to eat a roast.
10:34I love to give a roast.
10:35So I'm ready to shred these bitches and really show them how it's done.
10:38I've never got to do a roast on my season, so I'm really excited, but I've already seen
10:41you roast.
10:42You roasted me.
10:43You were fucking sickening.
10:44You won the roast challenge in your season.
10:45I respect you for that.
10:46I won my last roast during season 17.
10:49I'm a really, really big fan is what mistress would say if she was dressed like an oscillating
10:53fan.
10:54But it's a little scary when you have to do something you've done really well before,
10:57because then there's a magnifying glass on you.
10:59Besides that, I have never had to write and perform my own rap lyrics, but I'm going to
11:04put on my shit kickers and kick as much shit as I can possibly kick.
11:08What is a T with the order?
11:09Because you have to cause mass destruction.
11:11You think I do?
11:12I know you do.
11:13As a fresh, new Brooks?
11:14That's what we do.
11:15You got a chance to shake things up and make it interesting, so why not do it?
11:20I may be a Brooks, but I'm a fresh Brooks.
11:23I don't have that shade ingrained in me yet.
11:25I mean, I would like to impress my mother, but also I don't want to make everyone turn on
11:29me.
11:30If you had an ideal spot, where would you want to go?
11:31Honestly, I can go wherever, but I prefer middle.
11:34Middle to end.
11:35Okay, I'm going to go ask around, and then I'll come back and I'll tell you my roommate.
11:38I love that.
11:39So who are you most excited to read?
11:43Obviously.
11:44I'm going to get her.
11:47Ladies, ladies, ladies.
11:49Hello.
11:50What's up, sweetie?
11:51Hi.
11:52I wanted to come around and ask about the order, see where you guys are comfortable with.
11:55I mean, I'd love to be last, but if you want me to go first, I can open it up.
12:00I'm hoping that Lydia listens to me a little bit, because I feel like Lydia and I are bonding.
12:04We've been flirting with some sort of alliance, but she's Mr. Sis' daughter now, so I have
12:08no idea what she's going to do.
12:10Okay, now what about you, Miss Nicole?
12:12I really don't give a shit where you go.
12:13Oh, you don't give a shit where you go?
12:14No.
12:15Okay.
12:16Okay.
12:17Tina Burner, I like the Hunger Games.
12:18Yeah, you know it.
12:19So I've done a rap before on my season.
12:21We performed to Condragulations, and I did Baby.
12:23I rapped the verse down, honey.
12:25Tina Burner on fire like the Hunger Games.
12:27Too hot to handle getting burned by these flames.
12:29And I've got to tell you, it's one of my favorite things that I did in my season.
12:32So, like, I am super stoked to be able to do this rap and roast and see if I can get some more points on the board, honey.
12:38Oh, like, 30 seconds.
12:39I was going to say, that's not much time to get your point across.
12:42And there's somebody else to read.
12:43I read all these hoes in 30 seconds.
12:44Oh, girl.
12:45I'm going to use that whole time on Miss Brooks, huh?
12:47After not doing so well in the design challenge last week.
12:50Because it's the world's biggest platform for drag, I feel like it's got to be bigger.
12:54I think that this roast could be the redemption that I need.
12:57Tina Page.
12:58Oh, I got a full page.
12:59How many pages for Miss Brooks?
13:01The rest of the book should be less.
13:03I mean, I've never wrapped this thing before, but I'm a southern belle with a sharp tongue.
13:08And this is just reading on bees.
13:10So, I'm loaded and ready.
13:13Uh-oh.
13:14Turn your page.
13:15Okay, turn the page.
13:19So, sister, you've never done a roast before.
13:21Are you excited about this?
13:22I am.
13:23And it's wrapping, like.
13:24Yes.
13:25In All Stars 9, I had a breakthrough during the roast.
13:27You did.
13:28And I didn't know I could read these bitches like that.
13:31Girl, I did amazing in my roast on All Stars 9.
13:35And Jiria is so country, she eats ass with a side of mustard greens, bitch.
13:39I really thought I had it in the bag, but I did not win.
13:42And I was real bitter boots about it.
13:44But this time, it's a little bit different.
13:47It's not so much stand-up, but more rapping, which means you've got to put on a performance.
13:51And one thing about Georgia, she loves a performance.
13:54She loves turning out a number.
13:55So, the dancing part and the performing part, I could definitely use to my advantage.
13:59I'm kind of an evil genius in a way.
14:01Go ahead and write that down.
14:02Yes, evil genius.
14:04I can't wait to see what you're about to write about me.
14:06You are ready to eat me up, girl.
14:07You're okay, miss.
14:08Georgias and Mistress really thought they were slick, leaving me with zero points on the board.
14:13And I am still able to be a sister, but now I know the type of game we're playing.
14:18And I have a lot of making up to do.
14:21I like to start rapping with your, like, manifestation statement that you base your thing off of.
14:27So evil genius can be yours, and for me, I'm going to put lyrical miracle.
14:31Okay.
14:32You know.
14:33You know the last time I was here.
14:34I am so much more confident on stage, and I love rap.
14:38So, you're going to see some star power when I'm out there.
14:41Sisters, darlings, I wanted to see what was going on.
14:43What were you feeling for the roast order?
14:45Where are you both comfortable?
14:46Fifth or, like, four?
14:48I'd love to go last.
14:50You want to go last?
14:51Okay, okay.
14:52I have a lot to think about.
14:53My immediate game plan here is that I need to start playing the game.
14:56I am a woman of business.
14:58I'm going to go over to Lydia.
14:59Yeah.
15:00And even though she's apparently mistress's new daughter, Miss Lydia Butthole Brooks,
15:04I do have some faith in my sister, and I'm trying to find my own alliances, because apparently
15:09the ones that I was told I had don't exist.
15:11You won your roasting challenge, didn't you?
15:14I did, yeah.
15:15So you've got it in you.
15:16Yeah, I feel like I got it in me.
15:17I'm more worried about the lineup, you know?
15:19Why?
15:20Okay, run me through it.
15:21Why do you want to go last?
15:22I want to go last because I feel like what I'm bringing is very probably different from
15:28what the other girls are going to do.
15:30I'm roasting without naming anyone.
15:32Okay.
15:33Everyone is going to name drop and go for the obvious, but, like, let's be real.
15:37Mistress knows she's big.
15:38Georges knows she's tiny, looking like someone's child.
15:41Lydia knows that she's awkward, skinny, and brand new.
15:44Nicole knows that she's old as fuck and is struggling to keep up.
15:48And Tina Burner knows that she is and forever always will be a complete man in a wig.
15:53I don't need to name you to read you.
15:55Mm-hmm.
15:56So I just feel like for that alone, like, it kind of closes it out and wraps everything up.
16:00Right.
16:01I really do think that going last is a perfect opportunity to do something different and
16:06just leave it on the floor.
16:07Now, say I do it but you last.
16:09Okay.
16:10Honor your wishes.
16:11No.
16:12You're not on the top.
16:13God forbid.
16:14Okay.
16:15You have an extra point to throw around.
16:16Where are you going to throw that point?
16:17Give me a bone.
16:18I could definitely throw something back to you.
16:21Okay.
16:22I'm not sure what to do right now.
16:24Tina also wants to go last.
16:26And Tina has been teasing the idea of an alliance with me, but Carrie says she's going
16:31to give me a point.
16:32Girl, I don't know what I'm doing.
16:34I have a lot of relationships in this game that I have to think about.
16:38Ladies.
16:39I believe I have the order for the wrapping roast.
16:42Okay, let's go.
16:43Let's go see if she sabotaged us.
16:45In first place, Tina Burner, then Nicole Paige Brooks, then myself, followed by Mistress,
16:52then Georges, and then Carrie Colby.
16:54Here he is.
16:55You are a sister.
16:56Girl, I had to.
16:57I had to.
16:59I like that.
17:00She hasn't rubbed up on you yet.
17:01Oh, wow.
17:02Lydia Brooks Collins.
17:03Thank you, my dear.
17:04So why'd you put me first?
17:05Just question.
17:06You said you wanted to go either first or last.
17:07Yeah.
17:08No, no.
17:09I just mean like the decision of it in the end.
17:11Right.
17:12So in the end, it was kind of Carrie was the hinging factor, because you really wanted
17:16to go last.
17:17It's a woman's world, baby.
17:18I have to close it.
17:19But you can open it.
17:20Sandwich everybody else in the middle.
17:22Lydia put me as first in the roast.
17:23I'm not mad, because it was my second choice.
17:25Well, you know what?
17:26Y'all got a lot of work to do.
17:27Let's all get to work.
17:28Yeah.
17:29Let's all get to work.
17:30But I'm a little confused about this whole alliance situation, considering we had talked
17:33about it.
17:34Any makeup wipes?
17:35Do you want some?
17:36Yes.
17:37It'll cost you a point.
17:38Now.
17:39You can hand this to me before I can respond.
17:40That's because I play hair, sweetie.
17:42Do you think I don't?
17:44I haven't seen you.
17:45I think I was very fair with the order.
17:47Oh, yeah.
17:48But those aren't points fit.
17:49That's just an order.
17:50That's true.
17:51I hope that it came down to it, and Lydia and I were in the position where she could give me
17:54a point, that she would.
17:56I think it's also going to help to see the top two, to know what the fairest thing to
18:01do is, you know?
18:02You've got to see who's to allow you.
18:03It's going to see how it falls.
18:04Yeah.
18:05I don't know if Tina thinks we have a solid alliance.
18:08I do really value Tina, but in the words of Samantha Jones, I love you, but I love me
18:13more.
18:14So I am going to do whatever it takes to propel myself.
18:17Nicole, you better be fucking painted out of your mind.
18:20Bitch, get ready.
18:21I'm going to have my eyebrows all the way up into my hairline and everything.
18:25Last week, my critique was that I'm not draggy enough.
18:27Your face is beautiful, but why you didn't beat it up?
18:30The hair, for me, needs to be at least doubled.
18:33So I'm going to pull out the biggest hair I brought, and I'm putting all the black up
18:36in this eye that I can, and just put this hard-ass cheek on.
18:40How about this for a cheek?
18:42I have to push myself outside my norm, you know what I mean?
18:44And that's what I'm here to do.
18:46Would y'all consider giving me and Georges another point, and we'll really swap this
18:51time to make things good?
18:52You first.
18:53You first.
18:54No, but y'all go first, so I know that y'all trust us.
18:55No.
18:56I'm sorry, but doing something again and expecting a different result is...
18:59The definition of insanity.
19:01It won't happen again.
19:03Be honest.
19:04Are y'all in y'all's feelings about it?
19:05I'm not in my feelings.
19:06I was just, like, blindsided.
19:07Yeah.
19:08I was like, wait, what?
19:10I mean, I just thought y'all weren't close.
19:12The three of you were very tight.
19:13That doesn't mean we're not close, though.
19:14Honestly, when it comes to teams and alliances, I feel like that shit always falls apart.
19:17I mean, Destiny Child fell apart.
19:18For sure.
19:19For sure.
19:20The girls are mad, the girls are at me, and that's exactly the little push I need.
19:23I have to win this week because, baby, there is no anybody giving me points.
19:27If I fall, the girls are definitely not giving me shit.
19:30I think it just lit a fire.
19:31Like, don't ever hope for something for someone.
19:34Just work, bitch.
19:35Hi, I'm Chappell.
19:36Do any of you queers have something sexy I can slip into?
19:45Yes, honey.
19:46Hi.
19:47It's so muggy.
19:48Muggy.
19:49Oh, my God.
19:50Chappell Rowan is here.
19:52So nice to meet you.
19:53You look stunning.
19:54I'm fucking gagging because, honestly, I knew about this bitch way before she got famous.
20:00I can't believe she's here right now because I've been wanting to meet her for the longest
20:03time.
20:04So what are we preparing for today?
20:06To roast each other.
20:07To roast each other.
20:08Yeah.
20:09To roast.
20:10Who can rap out of you?
20:11I think it's a matter of who can write lyrics.
20:13Okay.
20:14Yeah, don't judge the rapping or the lyrics.
20:16But it is a rap battle.
20:18Lydia.
20:19Yes, ma'am.
20:20You opened for me.
20:21I did.
20:22It was too much fun.
20:23That was so fun.
20:24That was a great show.
20:25I had the opportunity to be an opening act for Chappell Rowan during her pit stop in
20:28Pittsburgh for her Midwest Princess tour.
20:31There was 2,100 people in the crowd.
20:32Up until that point, it was the biggest crowd I performed in front of.
20:35It was exhilarating and I cannot believe I'm going to perform for her.
20:40Yet again, the pressure cooker has been turned on.
20:43I have local drag at every show that I do.
20:46Thank you for doing that.
20:47Especially right now, everything that's going on in the country regarding drag and you've
20:50taken your platform to uplift us.
20:53Exactly.
20:54Thank you so much.
20:55It's not often that people who have broke through the mainstream support people like
20:58us, you know?
20:59I feel like I have always been one of you.
21:02No.
21:03I just feel like I am a drag queen.
21:04That's punk rock as fuck.
21:07I feel like drag has come so far from what we used to think as far as like female impersonation.
21:12I think anyone could do drag and drag is for everybody.
21:14Chappell being here really shows how genuine she is and her love for not only the gay community,
21:18which she's a part of, but just her love for drag.
21:20I don't have my wig on.
21:22Maybe I could see some of your wigs and try them out.
21:25Help yourself.
21:26It's very special to just have someone who sees us for who we are and not only sees us,
21:30but wants to be a part of it.
21:32So I love it.
21:33How beautiful.
21:34We fully feel like you could totally compete on a drag race if you wanted.
21:37I can't look.
21:38I can sing, but I can't like pop my pussy like y'all.
21:41I mean, Carrie could teach you something.
21:43Baby, I got you.
21:44Woman to woman.
21:45You're Sasha's baby.
21:46I am.
21:47She's got her.
21:48She's mother, yeah.
21:49She is goddess.
21:50Carrie, maybe she should be a Colby.
21:52A Colby.
21:53Listen, Chappell Colby has a ring to it.
21:55Cece, Chappell Colby.
21:56Yes.
21:57Now with this wig and with all of you, I need to get a selfie.
22:01Oh, yeah.
22:02Let's do it.
22:03Let's find the light.
22:04Find the light.
22:05I know y'all bitches wish y'all were me right now, hanging with Chappell.
22:10All right, Cece, Chappell Colby.
22:12Come on, Chappell Colby.
22:14We got you, girl.
22:17Thank you so much for having me.
22:19I'm so excited for tonight.
22:21And I only have one thing to say.
22:24Good luck, babes.
22:26And don't fuck it up.
22:31Work.
22:32Did she just steal your wig?
22:34Yes.
22:35It looks better on me.
22:36It does, baby.
22:37It does.
22:38Yes.
22:39I love her.
22:40She's amazing.
22:41She really is.
22:42I also really love that as a, you know, queer icon, she's also a queer woman.
22:46Like, that's amazing.
22:47And that really does show testament of how far we've come.
22:50Because you can be fully in your alphabet mafia fantasy and still make it big.
22:55Something like growing up that wasn't there, you know what I mean?
22:57No.
22:58This is a very new thing.
22:59And I also think that that's what needs to be highlighted when it comes to the trans community
23:03having a voice and being visible in the world.
23:06It's like we're not trying to change anyone.
23:07We're just living authentically and we encourage people to do the same.
23:10Because it's always been here.
23:11It's been the truth.
23:12Yeah.
23:13If you know who you are, be it.
23:14Yeah.
23:15I think it's simple.
23:16It seems like it is very simple, but some people still have a very hard time grasping that concept.
23:20There's a lot of people who really love living in oppression.
23:23You hear me, mother.
23:24Not Sasha.
23:25You hear me, girl.
23:26My mother.
23:27She refused to recognize my like gender pronouns and she would not.
23:31She would not.
23:32Like.
23:33Still to this day?
23:34Of course.
23:35She will never.
23:36I have a lot of hurt inside because this whole trans thing with my family is a shit show.
23:45It's just, it's not for them.
23:48I don't think it ever will be.
23:49They will never push me or help me or wish me well.
23:53Do you still speak?
23:54Not really.
23:55If you don't want to be in my life and you definitely don't want to come correct, like,
23:59I don't owe you anything and honestly, you don't owe me anything.
24:02But it is her loss.
24:04Like her and my dad both.
24:06They're low-key getting dragged in this rapping roast too.
24:10I've really battled to have a sense of confidence or confidence and wanting to feel valid.
24:17And that's why it's so important to have allies and people who love you from like the inside out, from head to toe.
24:23I have the most iconic, amazing chosen family ever.
24:26Yes.
24:27So I really don't feel like I'm missing anything.
24:29I have an amazing community of fans and family and friends.
24:34They support me.
24:35They love me.
24:36They see me.
24:37And I'm so proud of who I am now and what I represent.
24:40And no one can take that away from me.
24:42No one.
24:43I'm close with my entire family.
24:44That's beautiful.
24:45I love seeing that.
24:46Yeah, I'm really, really blessed.
24:47I think that that should be the normal.
24:48I think you should always, if you're gonna have a child, part of like your contract with
24:52having children should be loving them unconditionally.
24:54No matter what.
24:55Yeah.
24:56And not in spite of loving them because of.
24:57Cause a lot of people say like, I love you no matter what, but it shouldn't be like
24:59no matter what.
25:00It should be like, I love you.
25:01I just love you period.
25:02Yeah.
25:03I don't know why that's so hard sometimes.
25:04Oh no, I'm nervous.
25:05Ooh.
25:06I'm a little, you know, setting the bar with opening it up, but like, set the bar.
25:11Open it up wide.
25:12I do feel like there's like a target on our backs because we won the maxi challenge last
25:17week.
25:18The good news is there's not much of a target now because, you know, I got the same points
25:23as Georges and Mistress.
25:24Right, right, right, right.
25:25So it's anybody's game when it comes to the whole thing.
25:27Yeah.
25:28Things can switch so fast.
25:29Yeah.
25:30They can switch up at any point.
25:31I think Tina's mad.
25:32About what?
25:33About what?
25:34About what?
25:35That we're at the same point.
25:37Oh yeah.
25:38That we caught up.
25:39What?
25:40You said what, babe?
25:41I heard you mention my name.
25:42Well, actually, that was Georges.
25:44No, I didn't.
25:45Girl, here we go again.
25:46She's trying to get me going.
25:47I gotta bring Georges in this.
25:49Girl, because I can, I will, and I want to.
25:51Now wait a minute.
25:52My biggest challenge this week is to not be annoyed by Mistress.
25:55Tina, I feel like you're obsessed with me.
25:57Well, maybe I am.
25:58I know you are.
25:59Don't poke the bear, honey.
26:01Mistress is the bear.
26:02And I'm gonna poke her.
26:03That sounded horrible.
26:04So bitch, what if we don't win this week?
26:09What if we're not in the top this week?
26:11Don't even give me that.
26:12I know.
26:13Girl, I know.
26:14I do not count on anybody to give me a point in this room after the shenanigans last week.
26:19So my foot is on that gas pedal and I'm gunning for these challenges because if I don't win some points for Mama Root, I'm out making it to the semifinals.
26:28Sister Nicole, we are the zero girls, the double zero girls.
26:32Girls.
26:33What's our game plan to get out of that?
26:34Oh, I'm pretty confident in what we're doing today.
26:36You gonna get you some points today?
26:37You don't think we might end up in the top, me and you together?
26:39Okay.
26:40Find the light, honey.
26:42Find the joy.
26:43Yeah, I'm gonna find it during this roast.
26:45Honey, I think this roast is about to be hot to go, honey.
26:48Good luck, babes.
26:49Woo!
26:50Okay.
26:52Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars.
26:56It's Michelle Misdemeanor Visage.
26:59Now, Michelle, tell the people how you get out of moving violations.
27:04Oh, honey, when the cop pulls me over, I pull my thing down, flip it, and reverse it.
27:09Oh, yeah.
27:11How many tickets have you paid?
27:15None.
27:16DJ Bossy Rossy, have you ever spit a rhyme?
27:20Uh, no, Ru.
27:21I prefer to swallow.
27:23And I think you know that.
27:25And it's the super graphic, ultra-modern Tapurone.
27:30Welcome, darling.
27:31Thanks for having me, Ru.
27:33It's so nice to be here.
27:36And in the words of Sasha Colby,
27:38I'm your favorite extra-special guest judge's favorite extra-special guest judge.
27:44Yes, you are.
27:47This week, we challenged our queens to set the house on fire
27:50at the first ever Wrap and Roast.
27:53And tonight on the runway, category is Little Shop of Whores.
27:57All Stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
28:03Y'all ready for this?
28:04Yeah!
28:05Yeah!
28:07Well then, make some noise for the all-star Wrap and Roast!
28:10This is a wrap and roast!
28:11Woo!
28:12Woo!
28:13Woo!
28:14Woo!
28:15Woo!
28:17Woo!
28:18Woo!
28:19Woo!
28:20Woo!
28:21Woo!
28:22It's a wrap and roast.
28:23One of these plants
28:23got to be burnt roast.
28:25Serving it up
28:25from coast to coast.
28:27It's a wrap and roast.
28:30It's a wrap and roast.
28:31First up,
28:33Tina Barna.
28:34It's a wrap and roast.
28:35Oh, yeah.
28:35Aren't you glad to see me?
28:37Miss Berner,
28:37if you're nasty,
28:38no need to introduce.
28:39I heard these folks get dirty,
28:40so let me be a douche.
28:41Cherry couldn't help but wonder,
28:42will pretty be enough online?
28:43Who ordered Sasha?
28:44But you showed up.
28:45Lydia is serving Harry Potter
28:47out of drag.
28:47Felt for needed for that entrance.
28:48A messy burlap bag.
28:49Two bricks in the house.
28:50Oh, sorry, I meant brooks.
28:51A tricy body double.
28:52The other no one looks.
28:53Nicole Payne's books.
28:55A scared straight program.
28:56Keep your kids up right.
28:56She's a face that's so good.
28:57You're a mean girl, mistress.
28:59A bitch, a jerk.
29:00All that outside of Philip Van.
29:01Get it to me, I love you work.
29:02Halfway to an EGOT.
29:03Miss Strauss did the thing.
29:04Don't even know for Grammy.
29:05Better learn to act and sing.
29:06That's a wrap like Rosé's face.
29:07I'm here to spook you out.
29:08All grown up, zero fucks,
29:09and that's no doubt.
29:10It's a wrap and roast.
29:12It's a wrap and roast.
29:14Serving it up from coast to coast.
29:16It's a wrap and roast.
29:19It's a wrap and roast.
29:20Next up.
29:21Nicole.
29:22Paige.
29:23You should have to roast.
29:24Brooks.
29:26It's MPB.
29:28F-A-G.
29:28Nicole, honey.
29:29Oh, you know me.
29:30Season 2 OG.
29:31Can't say shit to me.
29:33Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
29:35Ass shots and much shots just for some balance.
29:37Tina Burner.
29:38Is that Miss Turner without the waistline and possibly a hernia?
29:41Miss.
29:41But all the question is,
29:43who did you need to give back it so quick?
29:45Two Brooks is one season.
29:47One with no neck and then biscuits.
29:48So God, I can't even.
29:50Carrie's half my age, four times the work.
29:53My whole new face, but still dumb as done.
29:55Gorgeous Georges.
29:56How'd you get here?
29:57You been in Ross's colon this whole damn year?
29:59V-A-G.
30:00V-A-G.
30:05V-A-G.
30:06into Frank Ben星.
30:08V-A-G.
30:09Next up,
30:11Liddy up,
30:11V-A-D-Hole Collins.
30:12Ooh, the butthole is here, let's gape these hoes
30:16Georges, oh, you think you're so sickening
30:18Itty bitty titty girl, twinkie butthole winking
30:20Born for drag, more like born to quit it
30:22Third time's a charm, now it's time for you to hit it
30:24M.I.B. shredding it so thick
30:26Sunny Beach shredding like you own the stage
30:28But let's see you do a flip like Miss LePage
30:30Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta, Georgia
30:32Your looks deflated, unsophisticated
30:34Season 2 is years ago, bitch, you're dated
30:36Face, face, body, it's Carrie Colby
30:38You'll always be the Tamar to Sasha's Tony
30:40Shattering all mirrors, it's Tina Burner
30:43People run and hide when she turns the corner
30:45Breaking all these necks in the other direction
30:47With you and being stunning, where's the connection?
30:49Ity-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y, it's gonna be Burấu
30:53Servin' it up from coast to coast
30:55It's a wrap, wrap, wrap, it's a wrap and roll
30:57It's a wrap and roll
30:59Up next, Mistress Isabel Post
31:02It's a wrap, wrap, wrap and roll
31:03I'm the heavyweight champ, call me Mistress
31:07Watch me eat these bitches up, so delicious
31:09Lydia Collins, what's the real tea?
31:11How'd you beg to be my son but try to diss me?
31:13A lot of butch queens wanna be my mini-me
31:15But they're just imitating, can't match my pedigree
31:17Just like Georgia, see bitches have no GED
31:19They start panicking when they see the MIB
31:21Ayo, Carrie, you like to call yourself Trano's?
31:24I'm the Iron Woman, look what happened to Thanos
31:26Now I'm moving on to Nicole Paige Brooks
31:28I can't breathe the bitch, look how Nicole Paige looks
31:30Turn it in, burn it, don't let this brick deceive
31:32Yatina Burner's on fire like gonorrhea
31:34When she walked in the room, it was nice to see her
31:36Now I'm Riva, dirty bitch, hasta la vista
31:38It's a wrap and roll
31:46It's a wrapping roll
31:48Coming up next, Hello Georgia
31:51Back in the saddle, it's Georgia's on deck
31:57Getting harder to breathe with my foot on your neck
31:59I'm pretty and I'm funny and a lip-sync turner
32:01None of these things describe Tina Burner
32:03Love my sis Carrie, but don't get it twisted
32:05Rue would love you too if she remembered you existed
32:07The bumbo is back, nice to meet you Lydia
32:09You think you're gonna win?
32:10Bitch, I pity ya
32:11Nicole, welcome back, it's been a while for you
32:13All the fans know you as Nicole Paige, who?
32:15Take it all in, how does it feel
32:17To know your ass is still the second best Brooks here
32:19Speaking of mistress, let's be for real
32:21You're looking like a dealer in a one-inch heel
32:23You talk the most, yet say the least
32:25To quote Alyssa Edwards
32:26Peace!
32:28I'm gonna give it to your sis, I'm a prophetess
32:46Ain't one bad bitch, stoppin' this
32:48Cause I could never be a bitch from Obie City
32:50Titties pretty, Pete the Getty givin' diversity
32:52Chicken lookin' bitches wanna pop out so damn bad
32:54Talkin' bout some bullshit that they never had
32:56Actin' ten feet tall, goddamn I'm glad
32:58It's the one good thing came from my dad
33:00Yo, when I boo-hoo, that shit ain't sad
33:02I know you bout to be mad when I run this back
33:04I turn my cheek when you smack it, but you still do what I say
33:06So I'm a lyrical miracle, extra guaca y que
33:08So the little bitch should just lay low
33:10The Ata me tu fuego out
33:11Eats you up like A goes
33:13Five, five, five, pose into fractions
33:15Yeah, cause I'm bout that action
33:17One, two, three, two, three, three, four
33:31Category is Little Shop of Whores.
33:52Up first, Tinta Burnta, Stargazer Lily.
33:57This runway is an homage to my mother because she's the most important person to me.
34:02I feel stunning.
34:03I'm coming out as a bouquet of flowers, pink hair on, dare I say rosé.
34:08Why don't you come up and pollinate me sometime?
34:10Ooh, can I get a stay, man?
34:13I'm just unfolding to the floor to the most gorgeous stargazer lily you've ever seen,
34:19honey.
34:20And I feel like a queen.
34:22This is what's happening to me in this competition is I'm starting to bloom and I'm starting to
34:26show people the best of me.
34:28Put your petals to the middle.
34:29Okay.
34:30You're so dumb, Michelle.
34:33So dumb.
34:34You're so dumb.
34:35Up next, Georges, Venus Flytrap.
34:39Hey, Georges, your flytrap is open.
34:41Girl, I look like this sexy plant monster, you know what I mean?
34:45She's a Venus fly girl.
34:47I have my long fucking claw fingers with all these Venus fly traps on me, fully stoned.
34:52And yes, this plant will take your man and eat your man, too.
34:56Ah!
34:57Ah!
34:58Honestly?
34:59Honestly, really?
35:00The gigs, the gigs, the gigs.
35:06Up next for your consideration, Nicole Paige Brooks, cactus.
35:10Oh, I used to watch her at that strip club.
35:12What's it called?
35:13Oasis.
35:14Uh-huh.
35:15This represents my prickly personality.
35:17I feel like all queens kind of have a little prickly personality as a defense mechanism.
35:21So that's what the reveal is about.
35:23Does this succulent make my ass look big?
35:25Yes!
35:26It's like to strip off my prickly personality and get the nice, loving, juicy parts of me.
35:31Oh, she's being deflowered.
35:33A flower.
35:34Oh.
35:35A naked cactus.
35:36Oh.
35:37Oh.
35:38The hair's all whammed up in rhinestone.
35:40And I put like little lizards all over the inside, like sucking on the juice of the cactus.
35:44I feel hot.
35:45Hello, she better don't.
35:47Ha!
35:48Up next, Lydia Butthole Collins.
35:51It's Lydia 2.
35:52Feed me, Seymour.
35:54I'm really leaning into the Little Shop of Horrors.
35:56I have my Lydia 2 monster on my arm.
35:59I have tamed the monster and it is now my pet.
36:02And instead of it eating me and devouring me, I am devouring the runway.
36:06I think I see Butthole's rosebud.
36:08Mmm.
36:09I'm so proud of the fact that I have made it myself.
36:11I think it's equal parts glamour and stupidity and camp and cartoonish.
36:16Vagina dentata.
36:20Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
36:22Cactus.
36:23Baby, she was thorn this way.
36:25I'm giving you the full gamer fantasy, honey.
36:27I'm giving you animated cactus.
36:29I'm giving you something really out of the box for myself.
36:31I'm even wearing my short little pixie cut wig.
36:33I swirled her up in the front.
36:34Succulents.
36:35You own everything.
36:38And honestly, I look so cute and so different to all the plants on the runway.
36:41I feel so sexy, so sickening.
36:43Hello, darling.
36:47Baby, I'm shaking my spiky titties and I'm hoping I don't poke an eye out.
36:50But you know what?
36:51If I do, I'm sure your eyes will still be on me.
36:53Agave?
36:54You said.
36:55Up next, Carrie Colby, Venus Flytrap.
36:59Ooh.
37:00Wow.
37:01This is why we don't use fireworks on the 4th of July.
37:05Yes.
37:06Carrie's really opening.
37:07Oh, ooh.
37:08Oh, my goodness.
37:09Oh, wow.
37:10This is the birth of Venus Flytrap.
37:12Ahti, ahti, ahti.
37:14This season, I wanted to feel reborn.
37:18I wanted to emerge.
37:20This is a fully realized moment for me to just show it all.
37:25Be a little ugly, a little scary, a little ethereal.
37:29And, baby, just take it all in.
37:33And in front of Chapel Colby.
37:37This bitch is carnivorous.
37:41Welcome, queens.
37:42Tonight, tournament of all-star rules are in full effect.
37:45I'll name the top two all-stars of the week.
37:47And each will receive two points.
37:50Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win
37:53$10,000 and an extra point.
37:57Remember, at the end of this bracket,
37:59the three queens with the most points
38:01will continue on to the semifinals.
38:04Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
38:07First up, Tina Burner.
38:09Tina, your performance was super fun.
38:11I enjoyed it.
38:12Here was the issue for me, though.
38:14You put so many lyrics in there,
38:16I couldn't understand them.
38:17So if you had less words,
38:18the impact would have been greater.
38:20Okay.
38:21You were very strong.
38:22Like, I know it was a lot of words,
38:23but I think that's wrapped.
38:25So, love.
38:28This look is why we were, like,
38:29begging to see something other than orange, red, and yellow
38:31when you were here before.
38:33You look exquisite.
38:35You do look gorgeous.
38:36Is that a lily tattoo on your arm?
38:39Yeah, it goes all the way up my arm.
38:40Wow.
38:41My mom used to give me flowers when I used to perform in shows,
38:45and she'd always sign the card,
38:46you're a star.
38:47Love, Mom.
38:48And she was recently diagnosed with a belcher.
38:50Mm-hmm.
38:51Sorry.
38:52I just, uh, I just wanted to bring her here with me
38:54because, like, before I left, like,
38:56I told her I was going and she just didn't remember, you know?
38:59We will all remember it for her.
39:01Yeah.
39:04Yeah.
39:05Up next,
39:06the night the lights went out in Georges.
39:09Yes.
39:10I love the dancing.
39:11You're so good and so effortless.
39:15Georges, your lyrics were 10 out of 10.
39:17Ooh.
39:18Yours, I was able to understand a little bit more.
39:20I think my favorite line was,
39:21speaking of mistress, let's be for real,
39:23looking like Godzilla in a one-inch heel.
39:25Mm-hmm.
39:26Not too much, Michelle.
39:27I'm just saying.
39:28Look what she's wearing now.
39:30It was just very smart, Georges.
39:32And I don't think you've been called that a lot.
39:34Ooh, the shade.
39:35That was somebody's line.
39:36Was it your line?
39:37Ooh.
39:38Ah, calling mistress.
39:39No, I know.
39:40Listen, you gotta be smart to be a roast queen,
39:43and bitch, you have proven yourself.
39:45Girl, it's easy. Look at those.
39:46Ooh, the shade.
39:49On the runway tonight, it's Georges,
39:51and it's so elevated.
39:53This is what an all-star looks like.
39:56Thank you so much, you guys.
39:57It's a lot.
39:58From Atlanta, Georgia, Nicole Paige Brooks.
40:02Yes, ma'am.
40:03I loved your opening line.
40:05It's in PBFAG.
40:07Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta, Georgia.
40:09Love.
40:10You had some really funny lines.
40:11There's one I have issues with, though.
40:13Georges, how did you get here?
40:14You've been in Ross's colon the whole damn time.
40:17Now, my medical records are sealed.
40:18How did you know that?
40:19Your OnlyFans.
40:21My OnlyFans, yeah.
40:23You approached the rap roast, I think, a little differently than all the other queens.
40:27You didn't try to rush anything, and because of that, we understood every single word that you said.
40:33You're just so funny and charismatic, and that's just who you are.
40:36What I loved most about your performance was how great did you look?
40:41That hair was the perfect size.
40:43Biggest thing I brought.
40:44Yeah, and it was perfection.
40:45And then you came out as a beautiful cactus tonight with a cactus flower in your eye.
40:49But what is this?
40:50This is the meat of the cactus.
40:52Okay.
40:53I didn't know what it was.
40:55I assumed it was like the underbelly of the cactus.
40:57Do you have worms?
40:58This is a snake.
40:59Okay.
41:00Just making sure you don't have a tapeworm.
41:01I look thin.
41:02You're so sweet.
41:03Up next, Lydia Butthole Collins.
41:08Hello.
41:10I love this runway look.
41:11It is totally theatrical, but so fashionable at the same time.
41:15You had fun with the big open mouth, which, Michelle, I know you've done as well.
41:19I'm familiar, yeah.
41:20Yeah.
41:21You look really beautiful.
41:22I loved your opening line.
41:23It said, ooh, the butthole is here.
41:24Let's gate these hoes.
41:27Right away, I knew that you were going to take us somewhere funny, and you did.
41:30You looked nervous, and that makes me unsettled because the mother in me wants to go up there
41:35and help them.
41:36You can do it.
41:37Come on.
41:38You were one that also put a whole lot of words into your rap.
41:41You had some really good ones.
41:42Just needed to hear them more.
41:44I actually thought I could understand you the best out of everyone.
41:48I know that there was a lot of words, but maybe I can hear better.
41:53Oh, the shade.
41:54The shade, but also the truth.
41:56What did she say?
41:57It's funny because it's true, Michelle.
42:00What?
42:01Huh?
42:02Huh?
42:03Javel, you want to say anything else?
42:04No.
42:05I said it all.
42:07And I did, but you didn't hear it.
42:09I said it all the way.
42:10Oh, my God.
42:11Moving on.
42:13All right.
42:14MIB, y'all.
42:15Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
42:17Mistress, you ate.
42:19You were just going for it with the look, with the lyrics.
42:22It really was about the delivery for me.
42:24When you were reading somebody, we knew who you were talking about
42:27because you were referring and indicating.
42:29That was very smart.
42:30I can tell you're a Barb.
42:31Yeah.
42:32I know you listen to Nikki.
42:33And I really like you because I'm really scared of you.
42:36I'm so scared of you.
42:38Oh, my God.
42:39And I love people that I'm scared of.
42:41I appreciate that.
42:43This runway, I love it because it's unexpected.
42:46Now, this is not a traditional MIB outfit.
42:50What sold you on it?
42:51I've always been perfection.
42:52That's just what I strive for.
42:53So, I knew I had to take it a step further and elevate
42:56and really step outside the box.
42:57Yeah.
42:58All right.
42:59Thank you, mistress.
43:00Welcome to corporate headquarters.
43:02Colby Co. in the house.
43:04Carrie Colby.
43:05Hello.
43:06It's no surprise that you bring the fashion to the runway.
43:08This is exquisite.
43:09These jewel tones together.
43:11They're so complimentary.
43:13And you look like you know you're serving it.
43:15Of course, baby.
43:16Of course.
43:17In the wrap and roast.
43:18Carrie, there was no roast in there.
43:20I approached the roasting a little differently.
43:23I felt like it was a little predictable to hear everyone have their names called.
43:27I chose to read them with subtle shade ways.
43:30I did say, bad built bitches.
43:32And like, you can see it.
43:34Clock it.
43:35I mean, I guess.
43:36But really, you know, consider us all dumb and we need things pointed out.
43:39I just looked at your ass the whole time.
43:41I don't even know what you said.
43:42I just was like, whatever the fuck else is happening, doesn't matter.
43:47Because look at that booty.
43:51I live for it.
43:52Love you so much.
43:54All right.
43:55Thank you, all stars.
43:56I think we've heard enough.
43:57While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
44:01You may leave the stage.
44:03All right, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
44:08Now, we're looking for the top two.
44:10All stars of the week.
44:12Mistress was a 10 out of 10 for me tonight.
44:14Her lyrics were hysterical.
44:15Her execution was fantastic.
44:17And of course, this outfit was a smart move for her because we've seen her in the pageant clothes.
44:22We've seen her do the mistress look.
44:24This was not the mistress look, but it had a nod.
44:27When I think of mistress, I think of the word perfection.
44:29Do you know why?
44:30Because she told us that she's perfection and that's what she delivers.
44:34And I disagreed with that.
44:35Yeah, right?
44:36I think that's a kind of bad way to look at things.
44:39Absolutely it is because it literally leaves no room for growth.
44:43But I have to say tonight, she did kind of back that up.
44:46I agree with her that she's perfection.
44:48Mistress Isabelle Brooks is my number one.
44:51Every time I see Georges, I think to myself, can I keep her? Can I keep her?
44:54I just love her.
44:56The last line she had when she was quoting Alyssa, pause, pause, please.
45:01It was perfect.
45:03And like on the runway tonight, that wasn't just a jumpsuit.
45:06That was so intricate, elevated and detailed.
45:09She just moves how I wish I could move so badly.
45:13Top two, top two.
45:15I think the only thing that could have brought her to the very tippy top for me
45:18was if the performance was a little less busy.
45:20She choreographed every single word with a dance move.
45:24Every single one.
45:25It was a karate chop, it was a shablant.
45:28Everything had to move and it didn't need to.
45:30I loved watching Nicole Paige Brooks perform.
45:32I am sorry, I understood every word she said.
45:35I thought she did a fantastic job.
45:37She just exudes like, bitch, I know what I'm doing.
45:40Shut up.
45:41And I love her for that.
45:43I like how you say shut up.
45:44Shut up. Shut up.
45:45The runway was good.
45:47I thought the cactus was one of the best tonight.
45:49And then when she revealed what was underneath,
45:51it was almost like you sliced a cactus open.
45:54Why would you do that?
45:56I don't know.
45:57Can we also add that she struggled to take it off?
45:59Yeah.
46:00It wasn't like made for a reveal.
46:01Yeah, it was very awkward.
46:02It's like taking latex off after a night at the club.
46:04Yeah.
46:05All right.
46:06Silence.
46:07I made my decision.
46:09Bring back my all-stars.
46:11Welcome back, all-stars.
46:13Based on your Rap and Roast performances
46:16and your Little Shop of Whores runway presentations,
46:20I've made some decisions.
46:23And the top two all-stars of the week are…
46:29Mistress Isabel Brooks and Georges.
46:34Yes, sister.
46:35Thank you so much.
46:36Thank you so much.
46:37Thank you so much.
46:38Congratulations.
46:39You've each earned two points,
46:41which means you're both closer to the semifinals
46:44and the chance to win the grand prize of $200,000.
46:49Ladykins, the rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
47:01Mistress.
47:02Georges.
47:03This week you both blossomed,
47:05but tonight there can only be one winner.
47:08Two all-stars stand before me.
47:11Prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance
47:15of Hot To Go by your favorite artist,
47:18favorite artist,
47:19Chapel Roan.
47:21Ladies,
47:22this is your chance to impress me,
47:24win $10,000,
47:26and earn a coveted extra point
47:30in the Tournament of All-Stars.
47:32The time has come for you to lip-sync
47:36for your legacy!
47:41So good luck, babes,
47:43and don't fuck it up.
47:46Five, six, five, six, seven, eight,
47:49go!
47:50Come on, sister!
47:52I could be the one with a new addiction
47:55It's all in my head, but I want nonfiction
47:58I don't want the world, but I'll take this city
48:01Who can blame a girl, call me Hot Not Bitty
48:04Baby, do you like this beat?
48:07I made it so you dance with me
48:10It's like 199 degrees
48:13You're doin' it with me, doin' it with me
48:16H-O-T-T-O-G-O
48:18It's not that quick touch your toes
48:20拿 out of the Xiom 那 tail
48:23H-O-T-T-O-G-O
48:25You can take the heart to go
48:27H-O-T-T-O-G-O
48:30You can take the heart to go
48:35H-O-T-T-O-G-O
48:37It's not the crack Suddenly touch your toes
48:39préparation on karate grind
48:40H-O-T-T-O-G-O
48:42I see it, what you of you
48:45Can take the heart to go
48:47what's it take to get your number
48:50what's it take to bring you home
48:51hurry up it's time to stop
48:531, 2, 3
48:55yeah
48:55yeah
48:59yeah
49:01yeah
49:03yeah
49:05yeah
49:07yeah
49:17it's hot
49:24it's so crazy
49:25all stars
49:27I've made my decision
49:28Georgia
49:35congratulations
49:36you're a winner baby
49:38thank you
49:39oh my god
49:40mistress Isabel Brooks
49:43congratulations
49:45you are also a winner baby
49:47oh my god
49:48oh my god
49:49we have a tie
49:50girl I was thinking how I was gonna not throw fit right now
49:52you will split a cash prize of 10,000 dollars
49:58yes
49:58plus
50:00you've earned a half point each
50:03that's right
50:04you will split one motherfucking point
50:07oh my god
50:08how much you call it for one point
50:09how much you call it for one point
50:11you will each receive a half point
50:14I don't want to be splitting out half points
50:16but if it was anybody
50:17I'm glad that it's mistress
50:18that's my girl
50:19from way back when
50:20and now
50:21me and mistress are in the head of the game
50:22with 4.5 points
50:24Tina
50:25Lydia
50:26Nicole
50:28and Carrie
50:28please step forward
50:30all-star
50:31all-star
50:32with great power comes great responsibility
50:39as the bottom four queens
50:42you each have one MVQ point
50:46that you must give away
50:48I'll let you decide which all-star
50:52deserves your MVQ point
50:54now before you go
50:56let's take a look at the scores
50:58as they stand tonight
50:59Georges and Mistress
51:01you have 4.5 points
51:04each
51:04Lydia
51:06Butthole
51:06Collins
51:07you have 3 points
51:08Tina
51:09Berner
51:09you have 2 points
51:11Carrie
51:11Colby
51:12and Nicole
51:12Paige
51:13Brooks
51:13you both
51:14have 0 points
51:16but this game
51:17ain't over yet
51:18next week
51:19is your last chance
51:21to win points
51:21before bracket 2
51:23eliminations
51:23so
51:24every point counts
51:26Condragulations all-stars
51:29and remember
51:29if you can't love yourself
51:31how in the hell
51:32you gonna love somebody else
51:33can I get an amen up in here
51:34amen
51:35alright
51:36now let the music play
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