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00:00I'm RuPaul Too Tall Charles and I'm Michelle Mad Dog Visage and this is the semi-finals of the Tournament of All-Stars.
00:11Mad Dog, the heat is on because these All-Stars pussies are on fire.
00:16Speaking of pussies, reporting from the parking lot, let's go to Ross Kitty Girl Matthews.
00:21All-Stars! All-Stars! Sports! Sports! Sports! Yeah! I love sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! Yeah!
00:30Oh, I'm wet.
00:32And thank you, Ross. I couldn't have said it better myself.
00:35And now, bring back our super fine nine semi-finalists.
00:41First up, from bracket one, Irene the Alien, Fosco, and Aja.
00:49Bitch, 18 girls came, nine have fallen. Who's going to survive?
00:54Let's clock that team.
00:55This is going to be a nasty blood brawl to the fucking crown. It really is that serious.
01:02Take me to your leader.
01:04The preliminary round feels like a long time ago, but now my species is back to finish the job.
01:09Ha ha ha ha ha! You're fucked.
01:10Up next, from bracket two, Georgia's Lydia Butthole Collins and Mistress Isabel Brooks.
01:22The butthole is bleached and ready for another round.
01:25She is known for her back nine.
01:27Ha ha ha ha!
01:28Girl, the semi-final round is about to get muggy.
01:32I guess you could say I'm a little pickled now.
01:35And these girls don't got nothing on me, okay?
01:37Baby, you know they cannot go into the semi-finals without the queen, Mistress Isabel Brooks.
01:42I am going to get that crown, and I'm going to knock every bitch out.
01:45Now, clock that team.
01:48Turn it up!
01:49And from bracket three, it's Ginger Minch, Daya Betty, and Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
01:57Bitch, I am here to whoop some ass.
02:00Baby, I am ready for everything because Betty is always ready.
02:04Say it with me.
02:05Betty is always ready.
02:06It's not that hard.
02:08Well, well, well, well.
02:10The cuckoo's on semi-finals, and I'm ready to slap somebody else's cuckoo on the competition.
02:15It's funny how these queens lose weight, but yet their tits get bigger.
02:21The minge is back in the building.
02:22I am half the man I used to be, but twice the woman, so these other girls better watch out.
02:30Welcome back, semi-finalists.
02:32And congratulations for making it one step closer to the grand prize of $200,000.
02:41Give yourselves a hand.
02:42Starting today and for the next two weeks, semi-final rules are in full effect.
02:49To start, we are wiping the points you've earned in the preliminary round.
02:53Yes.
02:54Everyone starts the semi-finals on a level playing field.
02:59Okay.
03:00Moving forward, I will name one top all-star of the week, who will receive a cash tip, $10,000.
03:09Oh.
03:10We're in there.
03:11And the two bottom queens will lip-sync for their lives.
03:15Oh, oh, oh, bitch.
03:16Then ask one of you to stay, and one of you to sashay away.
03:21Oh, my God.
03:23Oh, my God.
03:24Now, to survive this week, you either live by the snatch or die by the snatch.
03:29Oh, my God.
03:30That's right.
03:31It's time for the Tournament of All-Star Snatch Game.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Let the game begin.
03:37Your mission is simple.
03:40Impersonate a celebrity, make me laugh, and last but not least, make me laugh.
03:47Girl, the snatch game.
03:49No time to ease in, girls.
03:51Just bend over and open wide, because the best of the best are back, and it's going to be a battle.
03:57I can't wait to see how this turns out.
03:59All-stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
04:03Woo-hoo.
04:04Baby, the semifinal bracket is in full effect.
04:08I can't see.
04:09Girl, I'm taking up so much space.
04:12This is not the same game anymore.
04:14Girl, you might have had every challenge won in the first bracket, second bracket, third bracket,
04:17but now, if you're in the bottom two and you lose the lip sync, boo, you're going home.
04:22Wait, everybody.
04:23They gave me a skinnier bodysuit.
04:25Oh, wow.
04:25I'm kind of living.
04:26Oh, my God.
04:27No fucking way.
04:29In our lockers, the points are gone.
04:31I'm a little fucking miffed.
04:33I'm not going to lie.
04:33Because in the preliminary round, I stumped the competition.
04:37I was in the top every week, so I worked really hard for those points.
04:41I wish they would have at least been there, just as a reminder to the other girls.
04:44All right, where are we congregating?
04:46Wait, no, I feel like, no, no, we need to have separate meetings first.
04:48My group, we got to go separate real quick.
04:50I feel like we need to, like, get it together.
04:51It's okay.
04:52It's okay.
04:53Ciao.
04:53In the semifinals, I think I have a huge advantage because as the HBIC of Bracket 2, I don't want to say I'm my God.
05:00I don't want to offend.
05:01But if there was a man in the sky, I might be next to him.
05:05So, you know, I would love to keep the momentum going and have these girls in the palm of my hand.
05:09I need to know the tea from everybody's groups because obviously we fucking missed it.
05:14Yeah, like, I feel like ours was really chill for the most part.
05:18Girl, no, it fucking wasn't.
05:20I'm like, that doesn't sound like Di.
05:21Bosco is my diva.
05:23She was kind of my ride or die throughout season 14.
05:25She has a grumpy face, but a really good heart.
05:27And I am just blessed to be back in the competition with her.
05:32They're going to ask, like, how did we get here?
05:33Are we going to tell them what started all the drama?
05:34Should we say that we stole the points?
05:36Carlin, that is your monkey and your circus.
05:38I know, what do you think?
05:38Should we say that we stole the points?
05:40No, because they were shady.
05:41No, exactly.
05:41They're not going to trust us.
05:42We're over here for like five minutes.
05:43They already don't trust us.
05:45All right, bad influences.
05:46Let's go.
05:46Let's do it.
05:47Okay, let's go.
05:48Yeah, it'll come to me.
05:48It'll come to me naturally.
05:50In the preliminary bracket, Mistress did adopt me as her daughter.
05:53So, I am going to go along with what Mistress wants because at the end of the day, you cannot, like, go against the grain.
05:58Or else you're going to be completely bulldozed.
06:00Why, when we were on the runway, Aja looked at Ginger.
06:03What did she say, Georgia?
06:03She said, I feel bad for you.
06:05And I was like, I was like, I'm starting to go.
06:06And I was like, I literally was like, I'm starting y'all shit already.
06:09I was saying it to Georgia because Georgia couldn't sit down in her dress.
06:12So, I said, I feel bad for her because she can't sit.
06:13And Mistress starting shit as always.
06:16So, look at me and go, why are you saying that to Ginger?
06:17I literally was like, what the fuck?
06:19No, I'm curious.
06:20Why would you say that?
06:20I didn't.
06:21That's the point.
06:22You said what you said about Ginger.
06:23No, I did not say that.
06:24You said what you said about Ginger.
06:25Mistress is the biggest liar in this competition.
06:27Even though the game is changing, we're with a new group of girls.
06:30There's always going to be mental gymnastics, chaos, and absolute warfare happening.
06:34There's booby traps everywhere.
06:35I mean, expect the unexpected with me.
06:38She's a scammer.
06:39Yes.
06:40If there's anybody who's going to steal my identity here, it's going to be her.
06:42Mistress is down.
06:43Everybody, check your credit after this.
06:44Is there anyone here who you think, like, they're obviously not going to win?
06:47Because we have to be strategic.
06:50I'm going to just put it out there.
06:50I feel like Ginger is being very, did Ginger think she's that girl she's about to come
06:53and sweep snatch games?
06:54Well, if I had the top score, I probably would too.
06:57Ginger is amazing.
06:58And she'll tell you.
06:59She'll be the first to tell you.
07:00I live, though.
07:02I live.
07:03I love it, evil bitch.
07:04Bitch, we just walked in, and I just see Mistress already poking the bear.
07:08Pushing the buttons.
07:09Bitch, you have no chill.
07:11You guys did tour together, right?
07:12I shared a room with Ginger and never saw her shower, so take that.
07:15I know that Mistress gets a lot of joy from making other people uncomfortable, but I'm just
07:23going to keep to myself and keep focused.
07:25I am not even going to entertain this bullshit.
07:26It's Snatch Game Divas.
07:31I'm like, welcome back.
07:32Jump right in.
07:33The Maxi Challenge this week is the Tournament of All-Stars Snatch Game.
07:38You know it's coming.
07:39Every single season.
07:41Uh-huh.
07:41There's a lot of pressure.
07:42I got to the semifinals because of the love of support of my sisters.
07:46But now there's no more MBQ points, so I have to slay one of the most difficult Maxi
07:50Challenges in the history of the show.
07:53This is like your bread and butter, I feel like.
07:54You'd feel that way, wouldn't you?
07:56I feel like there's a lot of pressure to not even do as well as they did before to do better.
08:02On Season 7, I tied for the Snatch Game win as Adele.
08:05No whammy!
08:06And then on All-Star 6, I won with Phyllis Diller.
08:09So I feel like more than anybody else in this competition, I'm going to be under a microscope
08:15by Rue and the judges to be like, well, what are you going to do to be better than you were the last time?
08:21Okay, so I'm assuming by the wig, it's Reba.
08:24Yes.
08:24I have adored Reba McIntyre my entire life.
08:28She's so iconic and everybody knows the way she looks, the way she dresses, the way she acts, the way she talks.
08:34So I'm taking a big swing, which could either pay off or send me home.
08:41My original season on 14, our Snatch Game was so terrible.
08:44Oh, I remember.
08:45You are all up for elimination.
08:48I try to forget.
08:49I try to forget.
08:50But I truly think anything could be better than what I presented last time.
08:55Last time I did Ozzy Osbourne.
08:56Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy!
08:59Snatch Game in season 14 was a complete dumpster fire.
09:02And I am going into this with something to prove.
09:05Because Snatch Game is an iconic thing from the show that you want to do well at.
09:09Like, everybody loves watching the Snatch Game.
09:11So obviously you want to win and prove to the judges that you are that bitch to beat.
09:15I was going to ask you, we did, well, you did really, really bad on Snatch Game.
09:22So who are you doing?
09:23Jane Lynch is kind of my first option.
09:25Oh, okay.
09:26I am doing the iconic Jane Lynch.
09:29Not only because I am tall and also look like a lesbian in drag, but she doesn't, like, go out of her way to make things funnier.
09:36They just kind of fall into place funny.
09:38And that's what I'm hoping happens with me.
09:41Cynthia, you did Sofia Vergara.
09:43Yeah, and it was terrible.
09:44It was verga.
09:45Oh, wait, I was there.
09:45It was verga, yeah.
09:47I have a mix of emotions.
09:48Because I've been preparing myself for the Snatch Game.
09:50But also, I remember what happened on season 9.
09:52So, what I'm doing in my head is like, you got this.
09:58I have a character.
09:59I'm going to give you some hints.
10:01Like Red, best TV show and movie interview with Dracula.
10:07Oh, my God.
10:08Oh, wow.
10:09This is going to be a very surprise for a lot of my cuckoo fans.
10:12Because they see me sweet and they see me nice and lovely, but they don't know that I love vampires.
10:17I mean, Dracula is a little bit evil because you're killing people for blood.
10:21I don't do that.
10:22I kill for money.
10:23I'm joking.
10:27No, don't call the police.
10:28Whose blood are you going to drink?
10:30Who are you feasting on?
10:31None of you bitches.
10:32The blood of an iPod.
10:33The blood of an iPod.
10:33Ruben.
10:34Transylvanian Cynthia.
10:35Girl, what?
10:36Oh, hallelujah.
10:37Miss Diva, I, you've never done it.
10:40I've never done it.
10:41I've never done any of this shit.
10:42I won all three challenges in the prelim round, but all I've ever heard is this is the hardest
10:45challenge in Drag Race.
10:47Yes, I did very well in the improv challenge, but playing a celebrity and improv-ing and doing
10:51it in front of RuPaul and all of, oh, oh, oh, it's intimidating.
10:55I was bouncing around between two.
10:57My first one is Zsa Zsa Gabor.
10:59Yeah.
10:59Zsa Zsa Gabor.
11:01And then my other one is Martha Stewart.
11:03You should teach us how to make a glass of water.
11:06As Polly did.
11:07I'm going to break your glasses so you can't see when you're putting on your makeup.
11:09I'm excited to get to finally do it, but I'm also very nervous, especially when we have
11:13people who are masters of the snatch game in this group.
11:16Ginger's won this challenge twice.
11:18She's taking an open book quiz.
11:20I hope she'd be good at it.
11:21What if she flops completely?
11:23That'd be so fierce.
11:25That would be so fierce.
11:26Ginger, I really respect you as an artist, but I really hope that you do not do good
11:29on this challenge.
11:30Everyone in the room is just saying how Ginger's going to win and Ginger's going to do her big
11:33one, but I'm the kind of bitch who believes seeing is believing.
11:36I think everyone's banking that Ginger's going to kill it.
11:38I think Ginger's going to flop.
11:41Well, you just missed our prayer.
11:42Yeah, we just literally just manifested it.
11:44Honestly, start the sabotage now.
11:45Let's go wake it up.
11:46Ginger, can you come here, babe?
11:49She looks so angry already.
11:50Let's wake it up.
11:51I'm just kind of hazing her.
11:52I want to see, like, bitch, if you think you're that girl, show me.
11:54Let's wake it up.
11:56Here we go again.
11:57Okay, everyone is saying that they feel like you're the girl to be.
12:00Like, you're the, you're like the the Snatch Game girl.
12:02I'm even hearing, like, brujaria and spells are being put on you, prayers that you're having
12:05your downfall.
12:06Well, yes, of course.
12:06I'm not laughing.
12:07Absolutely.
12:07I'm not laughing.
12:08I don't need anybody else to tell me I'm going to do well, and I don't need anybody else
12:12to tell me what you know that they're putting hexes and curses on you.
12:14Bitch, whatever.
12:16I'm right with God, girl.
12:17It's fine.
12:18I love.
12:18Throw shit at me.
12:19So they can never get you together like that.
12:20They can do whatever they want.
12:21The thing is, nobody knows what the fuck's going to happen until you're in that moment.
12:25Right.
12:25Mistress needs to focus more on playing the Snatch Game instead of trying to play Mind
12:30Games, because if she's going to put all her energy there, she's going to have nothing
12:33left to give.
12:34I'll get there, though.
12:35I promise you.
12:35I will break her.
12:37This week's Maxi Challenge is the Tournament of All-Stars Snatch Game.
12:41Yay.
12:44Hey, ladies.
12:46Yes.
12:47Come on.
12:48Come on, floral.
12:49It's great for you, guys.
12:51Beautiful divalicious diva.
12:52All right, Ginger, Bosco, and Georges, come on over.
12:56Well, ladies.
12:57Yes.
12:57You know, Snatch Game is the one.
12:59It's the one that decides who is who.
13:02Have you done Snatch Game?
13:03I have done Snatch Game.
13:04What did you do?
13:05I did Gwyneth Paltrow, unfortunately.
13:06I don't remember.
13:08That's for the best.
13:10I stormed the girls in that preliminary round, just giving them glamour along with my comedy
13:16chops.
13:17So I hope they are ready for what I am bringing for this semifinal.
13:21So you've got a tuxedo there.
13:22You've got that hair.
13:23I can't imagine what that is.
13:25I'm going to do Kenny Kerr, the creator of Boylesque.
13:27I love it.
13:28God rest Kenny Kerr's lovely soul.
13:31Kenny Kerr was a legendary Las Vegas icon.
13:34She's an emcee.
13:35She's a funny lady who has a lot of impersonations, like Cher and Joan Rivers under her belt.
13:41I worked 30-something years ago with Kenny Kerr.
13:43We were both headlining at the Cher in Las Vegas, and I made billboards that said the Queen
13:48of Las Vegas and Kenny Kerr was not happy with that.
13:51My plan is to start as Kenny and then rotate through her impressions.
13:56Oh my God, it's a huge risk.
13:58But my last Snatch Game was so unmemorable, they're going to at least remember this.
14:04You've lost how much weight?
14:05125 pounds.
14:06Jeez.
14:07Wow.
14:0830 more to go.
14:09I want her to be the fat one.
14:10You've won twice.
14:13What's the secret of winning Snatch Game?
14:15It's all about being present.
14:16You just got to listen.
14:17Yeah, and have fun with your friends, speaking with your friends.
14:20What was your Snatch Game experience, Georgia?
14:22Girl, when I tell you Snatch Game was horrifying for me, both times I did it.
14:25My first time I did Alana Glazer, it was kind of rough.
14:28And then the second time I did John Leguizamo, mama.
14:31Okay.
14:31So you've got a pair of aviator glasses there.
14:34I can't imagine who that is.
14:38Yo, it's Mr. Worldwide.
14:40305.
14:41Pitbull.
14:42Pitbull?
14:42Mm-hmm.
14:43What made you decide to do Pitbull?
14:44Because I remember on All Stars 9, I did the rose as the thug character, and y'all loved it.
14:50So I was like, you know what?
14:50Let me bring a thuggish character back.
14:52I did so bad the last two times with the Snatch Game, and I feel like I need to show Rupaul
14:57that I could totally do this, and that I'm worthy enough to win this crown this season.
15:01Okay?
15:03Let's talk Snatch Game.
15:05Let's do it.
15:05I expect David Lynch to reappear with a ratty blonde wig.
15:09Close, close.
15:12I'm going to do Pete Burns.
15:13Oh my God, you're doing Pete Burns?
15:15I didn't have any fun the first time I did Snatch Game, so this time I'm choosing Pete
15:19Burns because he was so unapologetic, so confident, and so funny.
15:23Have fun, kid.
15:24I knew Pete Burns.
15:25Oh, really?
15:26I became a fan of Pete Burns around his big brother era.
15:28Uh-huh.
15:29I just think the look is so bulletproof, and he's just so funny and unapologetic at that
15:33point.
15:33Yes.
15:33Yeah.
15:34I love it.
15:34I love it.
15:35Now, you got a breastplate there.
15:36I haven't hit the right puberty yet, so I needed some shakers to let you know.
15:40Oh, okay.
15:41Yours don't shake like that?
15:42They came with a disclaimer.
15:43So, what character do you need those breasts for?
15:48Cookie Tookie.
15:50Hmm, I don't know who that is.
15:52Cookie Tookie, aka Samantha James Revlon, she was this black trans woman who would go on
15:56all over the internet, and she just terrorized, and last time I did Crystal LaBeija, and I
16:01was so in character, but I need someone that I'm going to just be crazy and chaotic with.
16:05Well, listen, I don't have to know who it is to think this person's funny.
16:08It depends on you.
16:10Let us pray.
16:11Okay, Irene, Cynthia, and whoever else this is.
16:16Hello.
16:17This woman.
16:18Oh, my God.
16:19Look at you.
16:20You're emerging.
16:21What does that feel like?
16:22First season I was on Drag Race, I weighed 400 pounds.
16:25You're kidding me.
16:26I wish I was kidding you.
16:27Yeah, I was 400 pounds and the smallest kid in here ever.
16:30I never looked at life going beyond a certain point, but after being on Drag Race and after
16:34having an amazing career and so many opportunities, I started going to therapy and actually like,
16:37I kind of have something to live for now and something that actually makes life matter.
16:41You know what I mean?
16:42I do, yeah.
16:43Being on Drag Race and just open up the doors to like so many friends and so many other
16:47opportunities, I literally get to travel the world and there's so many times I just like
16:50sit on the plane and look out the window.
16:51I'm just like, I'm so fucking grateful because I work so fucking hard.
16:55Now, I see you've got a fake chin.
17:00Oh, CEO baddies.
17:01You are, um, uh, that kid.
17:04You're thinking about, no, you're thinking about Catch Me Outside, girl.
17:07Yeah, I'm kidding.
17:07She has me outside.
17:08No, no, no.
17:08This is Natalie Nunn who's kind of like, she made the way for girls like that.
17:11Oh, really?
17:12So she was originally on Bad Girls Club.
17:14Yeah.
17:14Which is kind of what I wish this was.
17:15Yeah.
17:15So I'm going to live through her.
17:16Well, you've kind of made this show that, haven't you?
17:19Someone argue.
17:21So Irene, this is your first time doing Snatch Game.
17:24You've got a blonde wig there and a furry collar.
17:27I have no idea.
17:28Ja, Ja, Gabor.
17:29Ja, Ja, Gabor, darling.
17:31That's a great choice.
17:33Like my first Snatch Game choice was Martha Stewart and then I was like, what would Ru like
17:38more?
17:38Ja, Ja, Gabor.
17:40Am I right?
17:41Yes.
17:41I love it.
17:42All right.
17:42You've surprised everyone in this competition because this time around you've really excelled.
17:48Yeah.
17:48Just have fun.
17:49I mean, you know, even this banter we're doing, same kind of thing.
17:52Just have fun with it.
17:53Ru is saying just have fun, but I'm terrified because it would be so devastating to win every
17:59single week in the prelim round, make it to the semifinals, and then get eliminated.
18:03This is a make or break moment, so I just have to not break.
18:08Welcome to the Snatch Game.
18:10Let's meet our two contestants.
18:11They are the stars of Fashion Photo Review on WOW Presents Plus.
18:17Let's welcome Raven and Raja.
18:20Well, hello, Raven.
18:21Hi, Ru.
18:22Have you had a good toot lately?
18:24I didn't realize you could smell that.
18:27And the fabulous Raja.
18:30Any fashion tips for us?
18:32You can never have enough hats, gloves, and shoes.
18:36Raja, when's the last time you wore gloves?
18:38Is that shade?
18:39Are you ready to meet our stars?
18:43Yes.
18:43First up, the original queen of Las Vegas, Kenny Kerr is here.
18:49Hey, Kenny.
18:50Hey, Ru.
18:51Do you remember that one time we played the Sahara?
18:53Yes.
18:54Yes.
18:54And you came into town.
18:55You put your name on all those fucking billboards saying you were the queen of Vegas.
18:58Yes.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00That's fucking crazy.
19:02I am the queen of Vegas.
19:03Of course.
19:03I am the queen of Vegas.
19:04That's right.
19:05Up next, it's Mr. Worldwide.
19:09Pitbull is here.
19:10Hey, Pitbull.
19:11Yo, it's Mr. Worldwide, Mr. 305 reporting live from this side.
19:15Of course.
19:15It's my time to shine.
19:18Yes, it is.
19:19All right.
19:19Up next, the incredibly funny Jane Lynch is here.
19:23Yep.
19:24That's me.
19:24So, Jane, what do you look for in a man?
19:27A vagina.
19:30What kind of question is that?
19:31All right.
19:32Up next, from Transylvania with love, it's Count Dracula.
19:38How are you, Morton?
19:39I'm doing great.
19:40Now, century after century after century, you look fabulous.
19:45What is your secret?
19:48Botox.
19:52It's funny.
19:53I would have thought you would have said blood, but you say Botox.
19:56Just keep your fangs out of my neck.
19:58I was about to ask you your blood type.
20:01That is so stupid.
20:05Up next, from Hungary to Hollywood, it's the eternally glamorous Zsa Zsa Gabor.
20:13Rupal, it's so good to see you again.
20:15I've not seen you since we jumped Liz Taylor at Nancy Reagan's fishbowl party.
20:19Yes, it seems like ages ago.
20:22But also, where is the waiter?
20:24We will get a waiter over here in just a minute, Zsa Zsa.
20:27Up next, straight from Thrill-a-delphia.
20:31It's Cookie Tookie.
20:33Hey, girl.
20:34Shout out to all my fucking haters out there.
20:36I am your first African-American transgender mortician, cunt.
20:40Oh.
20:42I'm from Philly, and I'm shaped like a Philly cheesesteak with the meat hanging out.
20:45Up next, he will spin you right round, baby.
20:50It's Pete Byrne.
20:52Oh, hello, Ru.
20:54And you are spinning me right round.
20:55I feel like I've just been fired out of a fucking cannon.
20:57Oh, my gosh.
21:00So many great songs.
21:02How about this one, then?
21:02Okay.
21:03Bust a pussy not with my finger in your butt.
21:06Oh.
21:06Oh.
21:08Say it again.
21:09Bust a pussy not with my finger in your butt.
21:11Oh.
21:14Up next, she's the queen of country.
21:18It's Reba McIntyre.
21:19Did you want fresh with that?
21:21Yeah, I'm sorry, Ru.
21:23I'm just a single mom who works two jobs.
21:27I've always wanted to ask you, Reba.
21:29Yes?
21:29What are Brooks and Dunn really like?
21:31They always stole my Maybelline.
21:33Oh, my gosh.
21:34You wonder why I only have one lip.
21:36That's all I had enough lip for.
21:38Hey.
21:39Hey, Reba.
21:41Last but not least, from Bad Girls Club, it's Natalie Nunn.
21:45What's this tea, everybody?
21:46It's your favorite bad girl, Natalie Nunn.
21:48And I'm here just to wake it up.
21:50What makes you such a bad bitch?
21:52Ask yourself, because who put you in charge?
21:53The fuck?
21:54Okay.
21:56Now, Raven and Raji, ready to play?
21:59Ready.
22:00Okay, here we go.
22:02First question is for Raven.
22:04It's official.
22:04They're making Wicked 3, starring a new drag witch.
22:09Instead of defying gravity, she defies blank.
22:13Celebrities, go ahead and write your answers.
22:15All right.
22:16What say you, Raven?
22:17A court order.
22:18Oh, a court order.
22:20Have you ever done that?
22:22No.
22:22Defied a court order?
22:23I had to show up.
22:24Twice.
22:26Okay.
22:26Let's go to our celebrities and find out if Raven has a match, starting with Mr. International Pitbull.
22:32Instead of defying gravity, she defies...
22:35She defies...
22:36Kulo.
22:37Ah, okay.
22:38Because, you know, I like to take a picture of the Kulo with a Kodak.
22:41Of all the girls on the panel, whose Kulo would you like a Kodak of?
22:47I'm more into a girl with a big chin.
22:51Hey, what's up?
22:52She almost put my eye out with that thing.
22:55It ain't that long, sweetie.
22:57That's what my husband said.
22:59It's iconic.
23:00Unfortunately, that's not a match for Raven.
23:02Let's move on down to Count Dracula.
23:05Are you from Transylvania?
23:07I am from Transylvania.
23:09What part?
23:10Just from Transylvania.
23:12Oh, just the whole region.
23:14Completely.
23:14Greater area.
23:15Which I'm from the capital.
23:17100%.
23:18And even the suburbs.
23:19Oh, and the suburbs, too.
23:20Yeah.
23:21Okay, all right.
23:22Count Dracula, instead of defying gravity, she defies...
23:26Hemorrhoids.
23:26And I have some.
23:27Do you want some hemorrhoids?
23:28Oh, I have plenty.
23:29Did Count Dracula just say defying hemorrhoids?
23:33Yes.
23:33How do you defy hemorrhoids?
23:35I don't remember.
23:36Oops.
23:38This is what happens when you don't go to the dentist for 100 years.
23:45Let's move on down to Reba McIntyre.
23:48Are you taking calls?
23:49I do have two jobs, yeah.
23:50I got a family to support.
23:52Yes.
23:52Work, work, work.
23:54Is that tech support?
23:55What are you doing on that call?
23:56Oh, no.
23:57It's phone sex.
23:59Wow, Reba is a jack-of-all-trades.
24:02Yes, I am jacked-off-all-trades.
24:06We're looking for court order.
24:08I defied all the odds for coming a high-class hooker.
24:11Oh.
24:12You should make a song about that.
24:14Was her name fancy by any chance?
24:16How did she know?
24:19Let's move on down to Natalie Nunn.
24:21We're looking for court order.
24:23I put, she can't defy handcuffs.
24:25How many times have you been arrested?
24:27I've never been arrested because I run L.A.
24:29They can never keep me down.
24:30You can't keep a bad bitch down.
24:32And let me tell you something, sweetie.
24:33I know everybody.
24:34All I gotta do, call up Pitbull, and it's a wrap.
24:37Okay.
24:38We believe you.
24:39I think we're all convinced.
24:40All right, this next question is for Raja.
24:43Raja, Raven was such a mean girl in high school.
24:47She was voted most likely to blank.
24:51Celebrities, go ahead and write your answer.
24:53I was gonna say judge a bitch, but I say dissect a bitch.
24:58Dissect a bitch.
25:00Dissect a bitch.
25:01Okay, let's go to Kenny Kerr and find out what Kenny Kerr wrote.
25:04Kenny.
25:05Well, I do want to ask my close friend, Joan Rivers, to answer this question.
25:10Oh, we're gonna get an impersonation out of this one.
25:13Can we talk?
25:14Yes.
25:14Oh, my God.
25:15Raven, she was gonna be an asshole.
25:17Look at her over there.
25:18Oh, my God, I've never seen something so gay and brown since the last time Rock Hudson took a shit.
25:23This is crazy.
25:25Look at her.
25:25Okay, well, not a match, but a very entertaining answer.
25:29Very.
25:29Let's move on down to fabulous actor Jane Lynch.
25:32We're looking for dissect a bitch.
25:34What do you say, Jane?
25:35Well, you know, I'm very familiar with the female species.
25:38Oh, okay.
25:39And you are a very beautiful female, so I'm just going out on a whim here and saying munch box.
25:45Raven, have you ever munched a box?
25:46Never.
25:47Never.
25:48Do you want to?
25:49Nah, I'm cool.
25:51I'm cool.
25:51All right, let's move on down to hungry.
25:53Now, Zsa Zsa, what did you write down?
25:56People often ask me, how do you get so many husbands?
25:58And it is because, Rue, I'm a marvelous housekeeper.
26:01Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
26:04Oh.
26:04So I said she was voted most likely to clean houses.
26:07So she's calling you a maid.
26:09She's calling you a housekeeper.
26:10I'm interested in your services.
26:13Here, for the poor.
26:14Oh.
26:16Not a match.
26:17Let's move on down to cookie-tookie.
26:20Baby, I'm going to let you know right now, I feel like Raven might be into sissies a little bit.
26:25You ever had titties on your back?
26:27I have.
26:28Bitch, I know you have.
26:29Me too.
26:31Mine are down to my knees.
26:32So I wrote, she was trying to get her a butch queen.
26:37Not a match.
26:38Maybe I'll find me a butch queen.
26:40All right, this next question is for Raven.
26:42Have you heard about the new drink inspired by Raja?
26:46It's hot with an extra shot of blank.
26:51Shade.
26:52Oh.
26:53Let's go on to Kenny Kerr.
26:55We are looking for shade.
26:57Kenny Kerr, what say you?
26:58I'm impersonating Cher, and I just put down vanilla.
27:02Not the right answer, but it's great having you here, Cher.
27:06I'm here all the time.
27:07You certainly are.
27:08I don't know why I haven't judged yet.
27:10It's a pretty flawless impersonation.
27:13It's just for myself.
27:14Okay, let's move on down to Pitbull.
27:16Yo, it's Miss Worldwide, and I'm here to tell y'all I'm struggling mentally, and I don't know how much longer I could take it.
27:21Is there something we can do for you, Mr. International?
27:24I could use a piece of the ass.
27:28You're going to have to wait until after the show for that, okay?
27:30That's it.
27:31We are looking for shade.
27:33What say you?
27:34Rumpa de gasolina.
27:36I know you like it.
27:37Can you translate that for us, Pitbull?
27:39Gasoline.
27:40Oh, just gasoline.
27:41I didn't know that.
27:43I didn't know that.
27:43All right, let's move on down to Pete Burns.
27:45We're looking for a shot of shade.
27:47What did you say?
27:48A shot of spunk.
27:49A shot of spunk.
27:51Now, here in America, it actually means sort of vigor.
27:55Wait, what did you just call it?
27:57It means, you know, chutzpah.
27:59I thought I meant jizz, bro.
28:02Bitch, I love loofas.
28:04All right, now, this is our last question, and it is for Rajah.
28:08The next season of White Lotus is going to be gayer than ever.
28:13It's set inside Jimbo's blank.
28:18Jimbo's belly button.
28:21She's got three of them, I think.
28:22I think she does.
28:23I think she does.
28:25One of them.
28:25We'll move on down to Count Dracula.
28:28Before you were a count, did you hold any other titles?
28:31Yes.
28:32Phlebotomist.
28:33Okay, what did you say, Count Dracula?
28:35This Jimbo mortal individual, maybe probably her ring?
28:40Set inside her what?
28:42Ring?
28:43Set inside her ring?
28:44Is that what Count Dracula said?
28:46I think so.
28:46R-I-N-G.
28:50What the hell is going on?
28:52You can define it at so many ways.
28:54Yes, so many ways.
28:55Or not at all.
28:59All right.
29:00Thank you, Count Dracula.
29:01Let's move on down to Natalie Nunn.
29:04It's set inside Jimbo's what?
29:05I think I got it right, because, you know, you've got to chase that back.
29:07So I wrote, belly button, where's the checkout, where's the money, where's the coins?
29:12Oh, I see.
29:12You scratched something out, and you put...
29:15No, baby, I put belly button.
29:16You see it, Reba?
29:17Oh, actually, the judges, they have disqualified your answer.
29:22I know you fucking lying.
29:23Where are they at?
29:24Let's wake it up.
29:25Uh-oh.
29:26That buzzer means we are out of time.
29:29Now the moment you've all been waiting for.
29:32Today's winner is...
29:36Raven!
29:36Raven, you're a winner, baby.
29:41Condragulations, Raven.
29:42And finally...
29:43Gorgeous.
29:44Nice.
29:45Raven, is there anything you'd like to say?
29:48With a tanning booth and a dream, anything is possible.
29:50Yeah!
29:52Yay.
29:53Wonderful.
29:54Good job, girl.
29:55All right, we will see you next time on The Snatch Game.
29:59Good night, everybody.
30:00Oh, my God, girl, that was a...
30:06That was fun, it was fun.
30:08The girls were girly.
30:10Transylvania.
30:11Good morning, Kingdom.
30:13Runway day.
30:14Here we go.
30:16It is a brand new day in the work group, and I am eager to find out what the judges think
30:20of my Snatch Game performance.
30:21It's been a minute since we've experienced an elimination, so I'm really just hoping for
30:25the best at this point.
30:26How are we doing?
30:27I feel pretty good.
30:29Honestly, not gonna lie.
30:30Bitch, you played all those characters.
30:32You were flipping your wigs every...
30:34Which way?
30:34I was like, oh, my God.
30:36I have so much pep in my step because, girl, honestly, I thought I did pretty well.
30:40I'm like, girl, do I have this in the bag?
30:42Oh, my God, I could.
30:43You're so fucked tonight.
30:45Girl, bye.
30:46Girl, actually, mine was so funny.
30:48Like, I literally was like...
30:49You like yours?
30:49I really did.
30:50I feel like I swung big, and I had some hits, and I had some misses.
30:53But that's Snatch Game.
30:54You know what I mean?
30:55Mistress is saying she had some hits and some misses, but I'm not so sure I saw the hits.
30:59On my season, I feel like I did so good at Snatch Game.
31:01Can I be so real with you?
31:02I think you're gonna.
31:03I don't think you've necessarily slayed it.
31:05I think the season 15 Snatch Game was just full of pretty weak characters.
31:08Well, that's probably because you were watching from home, and you weren't there.
31:11This is so true, but...
31:12But I don't really like to hear the fans' perspective, but I appreciate that.
31:16That was lovely.
31:17I love this intimate.
31:20Do I think I was the best?
31:21No, but I think I was up there.
31:22Do you think you were the second best?
31:23Probably third, fourth.
31:24Third, fourth.
31:25I would say.
31:25Who's bottom four?
31:26Give it to us.
31:27Actually, why the fuck are we whispering?
31:28Everyone right now, who's your bottom three?
31:30And let's wake it up.
31:31No, actually, Mistress, if you want to make it a big one,
31:33public discussion, then why don't you start?
31:35Okay.
31:35For me, based off of who I think got the least amount of laughs, I would say...
31:40Well, Cynthia got laughed for the wrong reason, but I thought Cynthia was funny as fuck.
31:42I lived, but do I think it was the fool?
31:44Yes.
31:44I think, in general, I did a great job.
31:46True laugh for all my performance from the beginning till the end.
31:51So, let's see.
31:55Do you think you're in the bottom?
31:56I don't think I'm in the bottom two.
31:57I don't know.
31:58I don't feel like I deserve a little placement.
31:59I feel like it just wasn't her humor.
32:02She says, make me laugh.
32:03So, if you didn't get no laughs, you didn't meet the challenge criteria.
32:06Well, yeah.
32:08I don't know.
32:08We'll see.
32:09This is not the best I've ever done.
32:11And the idea of me being in the bottom, it's kind of scary.
32:15I'm having my own little spiral.
32:18Even though I don't necessarily think I'm in the bottom two, I just feel like my journey
32:22cannot end here, I just feel like I'm like, you know, I ended up quitting drag in order
32:27to figure out who I am.
32:29And obviously, I've fallen in love with dragging and I'm here.
32:33I'm in this process of rebuilding myself.
32:35But a lot of you have a lot to go back to.
32:38You are like a working girlie, you know, right now I don't have that.
32:42I am just in, like, just a completely stable, like, place in my life because there are days
32:48where I could literally end up homeless and he's like, yeah, and Bosco, I feel like a
32:54fucking fan.
32:55I'm still trying to rebuild my career and I just think I'm spiraling and it's not just
33:01the pressure of the competition, it's the pressure of life.
33:03You are an incredible queen and you're an incredible part of, like, queer pop culture.
33:07You're a fucking icon.
33:08You're an icon.
33:09If there's anything I need to do in this moment is just understand that drag is my superpower
33:15and I have to wear that as my armor because it's really the one I need it the most.
33:26One thing you're really good at is volleying, especially in Snatch Game.
33:30I know you were trying to do it with a couple other girls.
33:32Yeah.
33:32So I'm just curious what that was like working alongside Mistress because I know there's tension
33:36there, you know?
33:37It was fine.
33:38Like, it was fine.
33:41Before the Snatch Game, Mistress was trying to get in my head.
33:44But I didn't let it shake me.
33:46I think my Snatch Game was fucking great.
33:49I am cautiously optimistic about my relationship with her.
33:53Right.
33:54But she also will say what she has to to get what she wants.
33:57At the end of the day, if my name is the name that's on your lips, that means I'm all
34:01you can think about.
34:04We got an elimination today.
34:06Someone's going home.
34:07So how is everybody feeling?
34:08This is crazy.
34:10Fucking crazy.
34:11A little nervous.
34:12Yeah, but excited.
34:13I'm having more flashbacks.
34:15I'm starting to get nervous.
34:16For y'all.
34:17Yeah, Georgie.
34:18I hope you know the words to that lip sync.
34:19I hope we all know it.
34:21All I need to put my mind at ease is to hear the words.
34:24That's all I need to hear.
34:26If you don't hear those words tonight, you better still fucking love it.
34:30Do you hear me?
34:30Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars.
34:37Her snatch is unmatched.
34:39It's Michelle Visage.
34:41Michelle, are you excited about the semifinals?
34:44Oh, Rue, I've got a semi right now.
34:46He's always snatched for the gods.
34:51It's Carson Kressley.
34:52Well, Ru, only my proctologist knows for sure.
34:56And she's back, back, back to slay another day.
35:00It's Sarah Michelle Gellar.
35:02Ru, you make me feel like a snatcher-al woman.
35:04This week, we challenged our All-Stars to impress us in the snatch game.
35:11Tonight on the runway, category is Tear-a-Me Suit.
35:15A look that goes from a suit to a serve.
35:19All-Stars, start your engines.
35:21And may the best drag queen win.
35:28Category is Tear-a-Me Suit.
35:30Up first, Bosco.
35:32Oh.
35:33I love it.
35:35Hard times call for hard fronts.
35:37This hair is crazy.
35:39I told her not to sleep in that hat.
35:42Oh, look at those shoes.
35:45I have accessorized the fuck out of this thing.
35:47It's standy, it's cool.
35:49We're locked and loaded, baby.
35:50Vivian, definitely Westwood.
35:52Yes, I'm getting a little Westwood right now.
35:54I bet.
35:56Georges.
35:57Oh, okay.
35:58The devil wears a suit.
35:59Girl, this is my first time ever wearing a suit on the runway.
36:02And I want to come out as butch as possible because, girl, I had just played Pitbull.
36:06How's it going, Beelzebub?
36:10As you made a deal with the devil, now you're going to get, like, this sickening, sexy demon.
36:15Yes.
36:16Oh.
36:16I have all these slits.
36:18I'm wearing all this red, all these upside-down crosses.
36:21And, girl, I look like a bad bitch.
36:23The ace deadly sin.
36:25All that ass.
36:26Yes.
36:30Diabety.
36:31Oh, yeah.
36:32Pump that iron.
36:33I am that butch queen at the gym, running on the treadmill in her 10-inch pumps.
36:38Pumping her weight, feeling good, but she's also getting really sweaty.
36:40She's definitely an athletic supporter.
36:42She is.
36:43My boobs sweat glitter, too.
36:46Oh.
36:47And there's a little surprise at the end.
36:50You want it?
36:50You want it?
36:51Give it to her.
36:52Oh.
36:52Who doesn't like a little ass?
36:54It's the window to her soul and her hole.
36:57Oh.
37:01Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
37:03My look is the cuckoo misoot.
37:06I went completely literal with this look, with the colors of the original dessert, your misoot.
37:10I look gorgeous, beautiful.
37:12The body and the cuckoo is cuckooing.
37:14But then, when I start revealing the look, I'm having a little bit issues with the man.
37:20No.
37:20No, no, no.
37:24There she is.
37:25There we go.
37:26There's some butt cleavage back there.
37:28There is.
37:29Camouflage, but it's there.
37:30Howdy, she didn't glitter that cuckoo.
37:33Irene the alien.
37:35I'm coming out in classic Irene Dubois fashion.
37:38She's back with her sickening paint, giant oversized hair, and her tailored vintage suit.
37:44Who's behind those Foster Grants?
37:46But what's this?
37:47This isn't the Irene Dubois you all know.
37:49This is an imposter.
37:50Oh, wow.
37:52Wow.
37:53Wow.
37:53Wow.
37:54I shed the being that was Irene Dubois, and now I am the fully realized version of myself.
38:00Irene the alien, and I'm here to stay.
38:03You've heard of goth couture?
38:04This is moth couture.
38:05Oh, okay.
38:06Aja.
38:06My tiramisu is this power suit cocoon moment.
38:15My hair is little antennas with a ponytail because, you know, she got her business going.
38:20When I rip out of my cocoon, I'm in this beautiful butterfly moment.
38:25Oh.
38:26Oh.
38:27Letting the judges know the woman and butterfly that I have become.
38:30She's a metamorphosis.
38:31She's a metamorphosis.
38:32Mm-hmm.
38:33Bitch.
38:34I feel fucking beautiful.
38:35Get into it.
38:37Come on, Miss Monarch.
38:38Yes.
38:39Lydia Butthole Collins.
38:43You want to make more money?
38:44Yes.
38:45Wear a suit.
38:46Mm-hmm.
38:47There is a lot of inspiration circling this look.
38:49This jacket is structured.
38:50It's severe.
38:51It's very inspired by Mugler's shapes.
38:53And if that wasn't enough, bam, the trousers come off.
38:56You want to make even more money?
38:57Mm-hmm.
38:58Take off said suit.
38:59Okay.
39:00I'm giving hospital gown mint blue gorgeousness.
39:03I feel smart.
39:04I feel sharp.
39:05I feel like a Tim Burton illustration come to life.
39:07Oh.
39:08Oh.
39:09Oh.
39:10She's cracked the code.
39:11Yes, she's cracked the code.
39:12They didn't call her butthole for nothing.
39:16Ginger mint.
39:17Oh, my fair shady.
39:19I've decided to go with a very Janelle Monae, Dochi-inspired, oversized culotte tuxedo.
39:27Oh.
39:28Oh.
39:29And I ripped that bitch off to show you my sassy, sexy, beautiful, curl-encrusted wedding gown.
39:35Oh, here comes the bride.
39:37Ginger is moving from her campy era into her sexy era.
39:41And I really want to show that.
39:43Caught it.
39:44Hey.
39:45Sorry, Sarah.
39:46I was going for it.
39:47I can't believe she has the nerve to wear white.
39:52Mistress, Isabel Brooks.
39:54I kind of wanted to share a message of my growth for my preliminary rounds into semifinals.
39:58So I'm going from this amazing airbrushed fat suit with a bikini.
40:01I spin, spin, spin, and the whole thing opens into a beautiful sickening gown.
40:05Ooh.
40:06Oh.
40:07Now this is living.
40:09The whole bodysuit transforms into the undergarment petticoat of a beautiful ball gown.
40:13I'm still the same heavyweight champ, but maybe now the mid-weight champ.
40:17My queens.
40:18Tonight, I'll name one top all-star of the week.
40:27And the bottom two queens will lip-sync for their lives.
40:30And one of you will be eliminated.
40:33Now I've made some decisions.
40:36When I call your name, please step forward.
40:40Bosco.
40:42Diabetic.
40:44Irene the Alien.
40:46Ladies, you are safe.
40:51You may leave the stage.
41:00All-stars.
41:01You represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
41:04And now it's time for the judges' critiques.
41:06Starting with...
41:07Georges.
41:08Hello, dis.
41:09Dale.
41:10Pitbull.
41:11I like that you love to play these kind of masculine characters.
41:15Uh-huh.
41:16It worked the last time you were here.
41:18I had fun with you as Pitbull.
41:19I thought it was funny.
41:20I thought it was a great choice for you.
41:22It's my time to shine.
41:24And then this outfit.
41:25Absolutely gorgeous.
41:27That suit was fire.
41:29Just the cut of the pants.
41:30I was like, I would wear that tomorrow.
41:32The best part is the juxtaposition from the suit to this sexy, sexy dress.
41:37Great concept for even better execution.
41:39Thank you so much.
41:41Up next, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
41:43Let me start by saying that I'm one of those goth girls who's a huge Dracula fan.
41:48Now, you could go so over the top as Dracula, but there was no accent, just Cynthia's accent.
41:54You can define it at so many ways.
41:56Some might say that I'm expert on vampires.
41:59And I think there was a storytelling portion of it that was missing.
42:02I think that's like the key to Snatch Game.
42:04It's about a commitment and a point of view.
42:07Coco, your Dracula was so awful that I loved it.
42:13It was ridiculous.
42:16There are times when things can be so bad that they become really, really good for all the wrong reasons.
42:22This outfit, not so much.
42:24I know it's Tara Masout.
42:26I just didn't really understand the point of view.
42:28And there are some finished details like that front slip isn't finished.
42:31And I think when you were removing the pants, the reveal wasn't very seamless.
42:35And that kind of ruins the moment, unfortunately.
42:38Thank you, Carson. Thank you.
42:40Up next, Aja.
42:41I'm not sure a lot of people know who Cookie Tookie is.
42:44So you could have kind of done whatever you wanted and you did.
42:47You had fun with her.
42:48You executed the character beautifully.
42:50It just didn't have a story arc.
42:52It felt a little repetitive.
42:53I think we just needed more variety from that character.
42:57This runway look, your cocoon and then this gorgeous monarch butterfly.
43:01Very symbolic.
43:02I love the hair, the makeup, the giant butterfly earrings.
43:05I think this is very beautiful.
43:06Thank you so much, Carson.
43:08I too love this dress.
43:09I love that it looks like Kenny Sharp, an artist from back in the day.
43:13You look gorgeous.
43:15Thank you, Mother.
43:16Up next, Lydia Butthole Collins.
43:20Pete Burns.
43:21What I loved most is that you felt confident in it.
43:24You're clearly a fan of Pete.
43:26I just wanted more laughter.
43:27It was very obvious that you knew who he was.
43:30Bust a pussy nut with my finger in your butt.
43:32Oh.
43:33Yes, you probably could have gone further, but I knew the character.
43:35I have been humming, bust a pussy nut with my finger in your butt all day.
43:39Me too.
43:40This look, the suit transitioned into this silk charmeuse.
43:44It's so gorgeous.
43:45And then my eyeballs just go right down to the bottom.
43:48I'm like, does she not own a steamer?
43:50It's also seemed a little long and hard to walk in.
43:53Up next, Ginger Minj.
43:55So, Ginger, you're one of those people who really do know how to embody and impersonate.
43:59And I love that you went with Reba.
44:01I defied all the odds for coming a high-class hooker.
44:04I think you did a really, really good job.
44:06It was fully rounded.
44:07I felt so comfortable.
44:09You know how to do Snatch Game.
44:11You understand the story art.
44:12You have a point of view.
44:13You added your perspective.
44:15It was great.
44:16As Reba, you got the most laughs.
44:18Hands down.
44:19Let's talk about your runway.
44:20I love the idea of the bride and groom.
44:22But that zoot suit look with the fedora.
44:24Either go overboard with the hat or don't do gigantic pants.
44:28Well, the hat looked bigger on Teemu.
44:31It always does.
44:32Right?
44:33But I love the change into the bride.
44:34This is so fun.
44:35That length, you know, it's a little unnerving, which is great for drag.
44:38It's a wink, wink, nod, nod.
44:39When you do that with a sense of humor, you get drag magic.
44:42Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
44:45You did Natalie Nunn, who I've loved watching for years, all the way back to Bad Girls Club.
44:51You knew exactly who she is and you got it, but you didn't really know where to go with her.
44:56You played her on point, but she was just angry all the time.
45:00And there were not a lot of jokes.
45:02On the runway, I loved that idea, going from a bathing suit.
45:06I thought that suit could have used a little bit more finish and detail, but I'm transitioning to this beautiful evening gown.
45:12I think it's gorgeous.
45:13I love this dress.
45:14And you've got your new body and it's beautiful.
45:17It's pretty amazing to watch you transform like this.
45:22Thank you, all stars.
45:23I think we've heard enough.
45:24While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
45:28You may leave the stage.
45:30All right, now just between us, squirrel friends, what do you think?
45:37First up, Georges.
45:38I enjoyed watching Georges, but I'm not sure if it's because Georges really embodied Pitbull or if it's because Georges was Georges with a bald cap.
45:45For me, the big moment was this runway.
45:48That suit could be on a fashion runway tomorrow.
45:52Nobody else had a look that was fantastic both as the suit and the serve.
45:56All right, let's talk about Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
45:59Now, Rue, I know that you enjoyed that Dracula.
46:02Uh-huh.
46:03However...
46:04I enjoyed it because it was so terrible.
46:07Yeah, but it wasn't terrible enough.
46:08It wasn't terrible enough.
46:09No actor wants to hear that.
46:11And this runway tonight was a miss on both the tiram and the suit.
46:16Okay.
46:17You can top stick a hem to make it look finished and it would have made all the difference, so it felt a little bit like she gave up.
46:22Yeah.
46:23Aja.
46:24Anytime you do someone that's a little bit esoteric like that, it's hard to make it funny.
46:28You've got to understand what this character is and what this character means to you.
46:32But her runway look was beautiful and told such a great story. I loved it.
46:35It was a very, very strong look. One of my favorites.
46:38Lydia Butthole Collins.
46:39Pete Burns always crossed the line, so I was expecting her to take it too far and it didn't even, like, touch the line.
46:45On the runway, my goodness, this was absolutely beautiful.
46:50Yes, it's butthole for St. John's Knits.
46:52There was some attention to detail that was missed. It needed to be steamed and it was too long.
46:58And those are things you need to catch before you come to a tournament of all-stars.
47:01Ginger Minj.
47:03Nobody volleys better than Ginger Minj.
47:06She knew her character. She made me laugh the most.
47:08I enjoyed Reba. I enjoyed going to her every time. Brilliant performer.
47:13But I do not like this first Tara Misout look.
47:16It was so big and bulky, but when she revealed the crinoline, we knew why.
47:21Mistress.
47:22She knows who Natalie Nunn is. You can tell she loves watching her.
47:25But I think she got stuck in the where do I go with her situation.
47:29There weren't a lot of jokes. Well, there were no jokes there.
47:32There was no laughs. But I did enjoy this outfit.
47:36The suit part looks unfinished and amateurish. What it revealed to was gorgeous.
47:41As gorgeous as that gown is, it was a bit cumbersome.
47:44But I think that's the metamorphosis that she felt and I think that story was really pretty.
47:48All right. Silence. I've made my decision. Bring back my all-stars.
47:54Welcome back, all-stars. I've made some decisions.
48:00Georges, your pit bull had bite and your runway was hella good.
48:07Ginger Minj. This week you charmed a king, a congressman, and the occasional aristocrat.
48:15Ginger Minj, contractulations, you're a winner, baby.
48:17Yeah.
48:22Congratulations. You'll receive a cash tip of $10,000 courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen.
48:29Available now.
48:32Georges, you are safe.
48:34Thank you, Mother. Thank you, Georges.
48:37You too may join the other girls. Congratulations.
48:39Congratulations.
48:40Mwah.
48:45Cynthia, your Dracula didn't suck, but your runway needed a transfusion.
48:53Cynthia, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
48:57Aja, your cookie needed more Tookie, but your runway left no crumbs.
49:07Dame Lydia Butthole Collins. Your Pete Burns was more dead than alive.
49:12But your runway gave us life.
49:15Mistress, on a scale of one to chin, your runway was da bomb, but your snatch game was da fuck?
49:25Oh, my God.
49:26I live.
49:27Mistress, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
49:37Oh, my God.
49:39Aja, Butthole, you're both safe.
49:43You may join the other girls.
49:46I love you, Mother.
49:49Oh, my God.
49:51I love you.
49:53Two all-stars, stand before me.
49:56Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
50:05Time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
50:14So, I don't think I deserve to be in the bottom.
50:15But I just know that I'm not going home tonight.
50:18I'm going to perform every single word, every single emotion, because I want to stay.
50:23I'm going to stay.
50:25Good luck, and don't.
50:27Fuck. It. Up.
50:29Oh yeah, oh yeah.
50:37You walked in on the sly, scoping for love.
50:45You came to cash.
50:46You thought I'd be naive and tame.
50:49You've got so much.
50:50But I'd be jacked on game.
50:53Who's who man who?
50:54Who's the little woman who?
50:57Who's who man who?
50:58Oh yeah.
51:06Oh yeah.
51:10You look up with a, get up, get up, get up.
51:13Yeah.
51:15Who's who man who?
51:17Take another look and tell me baby.
51:19Who's who man who?
51:20Fish in the sea but think me.
51:23Who's who man who?
51:24Shoot him right.
51:25Who's who man who?
51:31Who's who man who?
51:33Who's who man who?
51:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:38Who's who man who?
51:39In high.
51:43Yeah!
51:43All stars.
51:50I've made my decision.
51:58Mistress Isabel Brooks.
52:01Shantae, you stay.
52:03You may join the other girls.
52:12Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
52:14All is not lost.
52:17What?
52:18There's still a chance that one of the regular judges will enter you in the wild card lottery.
52:24Oh my God.
52:25And if chosen, you'll return to compete in the final lip sync smackdown for The Crown.
52:32With a chance to win $200,000.
52:36Tweets and turns.
52:37They never end.
52:40But for now, sashay away.
52:43Thank you so much.
52:47Love you, Cynthia.
52:49Show up that big ass.
52:51Remember, the cuckoo is still more bigger and juicy than ever.
52:54Speaking from Sylvania.
52:56I'm feeling very sad.
52:58Because I don't came here to fail.
52:59I came here to slay.
53:00But there's hope.
53:04Condragulations, all stars.
53:05Remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
53:09Can I get an amen up in here?
53:11Amen!
53:11All right, I'll let the music play.
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