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00:00Oh, that was a doozy.
00:05Well, yes!
00:07After Cynthia's elimination, it feels very somber.
00:12It's been a long time since I've watched the bottom two lip sync, and then somebody has to pack it up.
00:17And that's intense.
00:19Congratulations to Mistress, our lip sync survivor.
00:21Yes, ma'am.
00:22But you turned it.
00:23No, you didn't turn it.
00:24I appreciate that.
00:30Yeah, the judges' faces were lighting up watching you.
00:32Of course.
00:33They couldn't keep the eyes off of you.
00:34I'm an amazing entertainer.
00:35I've never lost a lip sync on Drag Race.
00:39This outfit is fab, too.
00:41You look so good.
00:43I appreciate that.
00:44I'm over it.
00:46There was a lot of bitches who had no laughs.
00:48I think that Lydia had no laughs.
00:49Aja had no laughs.
00:50I think Daya had no laughs.
00:52So the fact that I was in the bottom is a kiki.
00:56Well, Ginger.
00:57Congratulations.
00:58Yes.
01:00I appreciate it.
01:01This is your third Snatch Game win.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:04New record.
01:05It's a new record.
01:06We knew you had that shit in the bag from the start.
01:08I don't know.
01:09You gave me a run for my money.
01:10Girl, thank you.
01:11Oh, my God.
01:12So I was so close to the win, and I really wanted to gag this bitch because, bitch, I wanted
01:16to beat you at your own game.
01:18Being next to you, you were amazing, and you really did deserve it.
01:20It was really sickening.
01:21That actually really means a lot coming from you, so thank you.
01:23I hope you win the whole thing.
01:24You're amazing.
01:28Mistress.
01:29You okay?
01:30I'm amazing.
01:31I'm so grateful.
01:32It's amazing to be here.
01:35Woo!
01:36Mistress is being an energy vampire, and I really think if she wants to do well in this competition,
01:42she's gonna have to start realizing that she has to hold her own without dragging other
01:45people into her black hole.
01:47What are you thinking about?
01:49I feel like this is just bullshit.
01:52Girl, many of y'all need it more than I do.
01:55Trust me.
01:56That's not even shade.
01:57That's real.
01:58I'm very blessed.
01:59Maybe I could sit on YouTube and play a video game and be just fine.
02:03I'm fine.
02:04Sun Tzu said in The Art of War, when your opponent is weak, that's when you strike.
02:09How are you feeling?
02:10I feel like the vibes here are a little...
02:13Oh, they're rancid.
02:14Girl, there's been a lot of emotions today.
02:17The pressure of the semi-finals is so high, so I can't be distracted by shenanigans.
02:21You look like you should be stealing socks.
02:23Get away from me.
02:25All right, the girls are losing it.
02:27I have to stay focused on the prize.
02:29I have to keep my head in the game.
02:31I'm here to win, and that's what's gonna happen.
02:33Sister!
02:34What the fuck is wrong with you?
02:35Yes!
02:36Another day!
02:37Ah, goodbye!
02:38We did it!
02:39This is the last week before the finale.
02:40There's eight bad bitches left here.
02:41I'd fuck me.
02:42Knowing that next week is the lip sync SmackDown for the Crown, that's like my bread and butter.
02:58That's what I do on the daily, and I'll be devastated if I went home right before the finale.
03:02I cannot be that girl.
03:04How are you feeling after last week?
03:05Honestly, I'm just so grateful to be here, and I want to thank each and every one of you for your amazing words.
03:09They really encouraged me.
03:10Girl, it was the first time you were quiet for once.
03:12It was really scary.
03:13Let me give you all the true tea.
03:15When I get actually mad, that's when I shut up, because that's when I say something that I'm gonna regret or I'm gonna hurt someone's feelings.
03:20I feel like I had a little bump in the road, but the girls obviously know what I'm capable of, and they know who I am.
03:24And honestly, this is the time to show the girls that I'm not a flop, and I'm gonna do my big one, and made the best woman win.
03:31So, Aj, I mean, you ended up being safe, but I know it was kind of a rough week for you.
03:36I feel good.
03:37I feel like I was just in a different place mentally.
03:40I wasn't present in the-
03:41What's so funny?
03:42Go keep talking.
03:43I'm listening.
03:44Oh, mistress, you in danger, girl.
03:54Let's continue with what I was saying.
03:55If I wanna laugh, I'll laugh.
03:56But thank you.
04:01You're doing too much.
04:02By laughing?
04:03No, you're just doing too much.
04:04Like-
04:05My love.
04:06I was not laughing at you.
04:07I could laugh at anything I wanna laugh at.
04:08Nobody's saying that you're laughing at anything I wanna laugh at.
04:09Okay, but why would you-
04:10You're doing the most by stopping your conversation, because that's what I was doing.
04:13Anyways.
04:14Like I was saying last week, I was feeling a certain way because I wasn't mentally here, but
04:18now I am.
04:19So, what's up?
04:20Are you?
04:21Yes, I am.
04:23I look forward to seeing it.
04:25I look forward to seeing you be here, because you was in the bottom too last week.
04:28Ooh.
04:29Sweetie.
04:30And I still slayed and I still stayed.
04:31You did, and congratulations.
04:32Thank you, sister.
04:33But, you know, you really just need to humble yourself a little bit.
04:35From what?
04:36From this.
04:37You need to deescalate whatever you got going on over here, because it's getting in the
04:40way of you.
04:41I don't think I'll take life advice from anyone in your position, but I thank you for the
04:44sentiments.
04:47Bitch, there is a part of me that wants to lean over and just backhand that bitch.
04:51But, baby, I'm a grown-ass woman.
04:53I don't fight butch queens.
04:54You really think that you're doing something big, but all you're doing is making yourself
04:57look really small right now.
04:58How?
04:59I'm not going to say nothing.
05:00Just pay it.
05:01Okay.
05:02Most definitely.
05:06Oh!
05:07Oh, thank God.
05:08Ooh, girl!
05:09She done all ready to have hers.
05:12Hey, all-stars.
05:13It's time to dance and sing.
05:15Get up and do your thing.
05:17So get ready for a knock-down drag-out brawl.
05:21Because when the final bell rings, the winner takes all.
05:26Ooh!
05:27Hey!
05:28We're going to be fighting!
05:30Hello, hello, hello!
05:32Hi, ladies!
05:33Get it up!
05:34Good morning, all-stars!
05:36Good morning!
05:37Good morning!
05:38You know, a recent survey found that the average American only spends 19 minutes a day reading.
05:45Oh, no.
05:46Oh.
05:47Well, I know they didn't survey anybody in this room.
05:50Not the truth.
05:51So for today's mini-challenge, the library is about to be opened.
05:57Because reading is what?
05:59Stupid!
06:00Oh!
06:01Oh, pit crew!
06:04Hello, Bennett!
06:05I mean, the reading challenge is iconic, and I've got a couple good ones up my sleeve.
06:09All right, up first, Daya Betty.
06:11So, I'm hoping that this lightens the mood.
06:14All right, Daya, the library is open.
06:16Georges?
06:17Generally, when people get gender reassignment surgery, the lips and the cheeks go on the lower half.
06:24Mistress Isabelle Brooks, congratulations on the weight loss.
06:27You are really out here proving to people that you can actually be big bones.
06:34I like that little boy.
06:35Okay, okay.
06:36All right.
06:37Lydia, I am so surprised to see you here.
06:39Because I was always told that Daya ate her twin in the womb.
06:44Georges, you are such a little slut.
06:46They're gonna have to rename your throat the orphanage.
06:48Oh, my God!
06:50Oh, my God!
06:51Bitch!
06:52Mistress!
06:53Mistress loves to brag about driving a Mercedes.
06:56But I get it.
06:57I would brag, too, if I had such a beautiful home.
07:02Diabety.
07:03One of my favorite people in the world.
07:05But sometimes your attitude is so shitty, your name should have been Diarrhea.
07:10Georges.
07:12The only thing Georges loves more than smoking weed is taking dick.
07:15I guess you could call her a pothole.
07:18Lydia, you are so sickening, but I think it's so funny and ironic that your name is Butthole.
07:23Because with an ass like that, all you are is whole.
07:26Ooh!
07:27Look at that one.
07:29Ginger Minj, I don't care how much weight you lose.
07:31Bitch, you still look like you sweat mayonnaise.
07:35Mistress, with a face only a dog owner could love.
07:39Vosco, I want to congratulate you on a fabulous transition from one-time loser to two-time loser.
07:45Georges, you got an extra set of Capizios.
07:47Cory and I need a condom.
07:52Georges, I know you dropped out of school, but I still want to book you for a drag queen story hour.
07:56Do you prefer books with noises or with pictures?
07:58Bitch.
08:00Pictures.
08:02Diabety, I think it's so cool that you named yourself after your disease diabetes.
08:05But what made you choose diabety over syphilis?
08:09Lydia Butthole Collins, although after a year of dating Corey King, it's probably more like Lydia prolapsed colons by now.
08:15Oh my god.
08:17And Mistress Isabel Brooks, I just want to congratulate you on your weight loss.
08:21It's so nice to see you finally lose something you can't blame on Sasha Colby.
08:24All stars, you all displayed unsportsmanlike conduct.
08:32The winner of today's mini challenge is...
08:37Vosco!
08:41I won the reading challenge, and I'm glad to prove that I wasn't a fluke the first time.
08:46We're kind of cooking with cunt here.
08:48Condragulations, you've won a cash prize of $2,500.
08:51Wow!
08:54Ladykins, this season your charisma, uniqueness, and nerve have been on full display.
09:01Now, with one week until our grand finale, I want to focus in on your talent.
09:08For this week's maxi challenge, we're hosting the Tournament of All Stars Talent Invitational.
09:14Woo!
09:16What a talent show! I'm freaking out!
09:19I do have talent, but I promise you gotta fucking believe me!
09:27You need to take the stage and show the world that what you do is that voodoo that you do so well.
09:34Hey!
09:35Hashtag allstars10.
09:36Now later today, two at a time, you'll rehearse your individual talent numbers on the main stage.
09:43And the seven queens that survived this week will compete in our final lip-sync smackdown for the crown.
09:50And the grand prize of $200,000.
09:54Woo!
09:55Allstars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win!
09:59Woo!
10:01Yay!
10:03The trauma is unlocking! I'm feeling scared!
10:08You ready for this?
10:09This week's maxi challenge is the Tournament of All Stars Talent Invitational, and I'm feeling so excited.
10:16We're gonna show off a little bit.
10:17Ooh!
10:18This is the moment where we get to do what we do in the real world.
10:22I definitely need to work on my wig. I gotta pump her up a little bit.
10:26Mine's already pumped.
10:27Oh my gosh. Wait.
10:28It's pumped tighter than George's cheeks.
10:30You know, I was part of the original talent show on All Stars 2, and I sang a sad, sappy song, and I was safe.
10:36All Stars 6, we kicked the whole season off with the talent show, and I was safe.
10:41I refuse to be safe for the talent show again. I have to be better, because I have been in the top this entire competition.
10:50So, expectations are high.
10:52Sister, I went home my first episode of my season, um, because I totally bombed my talent show.
10:59I didn't get enough of your personality from it.
11:02Now that I have a fully realized version of who Diabetti is, I can give you a little something to gag at.
11:06And at this point in the competition, it's go big or go home, and baby, I do not want to go home.
11:12I just wanted to check in with you ladies.
11:13You know, you and Aja had a little bit of a moment today. Are you guys feeling okay?
11:16Baby, let me tell you about bitches like me and Aja. We will read down the next second we're kee-keeing and laughing.
11:20Okay, period.
11:21That's how it works when you're with a girl.
11:22Baby, I've had bigger fights with myself in the mirror.
11:24We're just two fiery girls who, like, we're just a little catty.
11:28Mistress is one of those people that she wants to get in your head, but that shit is not gonna work on me.
11:32I have a competition to focus on.
11:34You're not getting me today. No.
11:36One thing I learned in my first time doing the talent show was that at first when I did it, honestly, I was like,
11:41okay, it was what it was, but it was something that was normal to me.
11:44And I guess they liked it. I mean, I won.
11:46I've had people from all over try to book me for weddings, for birthdays, to come jump off of a box,
11:51which is actually kind of crazy.
11:53Like, imagine you're getting married and it's like, you may now kiss the bride and bitch, I'm jumping off of a box.
11:58Girl, I'll dip on a cake for a fab coin. Book me for your wedding.
12:03This time around, I'm like, how do I take what I do, elevate it, tell a story and, you know, make it more exciting.
12:10Once you make a viral moment, it's hard to top yourself. Trust me. I know that more than anybody.
12:15I've had a lot of viral moments. So the fact that you think you're about to outdo yourself, we'll see what it gives.
12:21Step into my office. What's tea?
12:25What are you doing for your talent?
12:27Um, do you want to know the A plan or the B plan?
12:29You have two plans.
12:30No, I'm kidding. I'm going to be two right now.
12:32It's like a play on my first one, but it's heightened, it's elevated.
12:35It's very Lydia Collins and you're going to have to find out the rest from there on up.
12:38Oh, you're not going to share?
12:39No, I kind of like to show not tell.
12:41For the talent show on my season, we did rate a queen and the queens put me in the bottom that week.
12:45So I'm kind of keeping my cards close to my chest mainly because I don't want anyone to be like getting in my head and being like, that's a terrible talent.
12:52And I am super excited to actually hear from the judges this time.
12:56We have one minute to literally wow the judges and there's no waiting till the last second.
13:01You really just got to like be on the whole time.
13:03But what if you're not good? Then you go, oh.
13:05Ginger, now that you're the oldest queen here, I'm going to be sweet and let my elders go first.
13:10Why, so I can show you how it's done.
13:12Oh, sure, sister. I love the confidence.
13:15You're going to love the number two, bitch.
13:17I am so excited going into this rehearsal.
13:20I am ready to watch.
13:21Daya is with me because I know that she has a good eye and I know that we trust each other probably more than anybody else in the competition.
13:28Now, I did recently lose 125 pounds.
13:30Yay.
13:31So, so I definitely want to do a T-lift right towards the beginning.
13:35Sometimes I'm still in the mindset of I'm too heavy to be lifted, but it's my fourth time here and I'm going all out.
13:44Let's see a jazz square. I want to see you guys do something really Broadway theatrical.
13:48A jazz square.
13:49Just to get into the vibe of the track.
13:51I hear Broadway calling.
13:53They're saying the restraining order is still in effect.
13:56Stop showing up at our doors.
13:59Team Ginger.
14:01Highest earner.
14:03Max potential.
14:04The way I work it is essential.
14:07I am doing an original bitch track titled Work.
14:11This is just going to be the easel and stacks of paper, kind of like an overflowing office.
14:15And then over here is my work desk.
14:17There's going to be punk elements.
14:19There's going to be elements of humor.
14:21You guys can throw the paper in the air.
14:23Make it look chaotic.
14:24It's like purposefully chaotic.
14:25Just remember that less is more.
14:27So if there's too much going on to connect to the next piece, don't be afraid to take a little bit out.
14:32So basically for the talent show, I'm trying to redeem myself.
14:36So I'm going to try to display as many talents as humanly possible.
14:39Okay.
14:40Irene's feeling scared because her first talent show sucked.
14:44What's this moment?
14:45That's just some way of traveling across the stage.
14:48I came up with it just now.
14:49Yeah, I'm not mad about it.
14:50It just seems like a little hesitant at the moment.
14:52Okay.
14:53There's no ceiling to where a redemption can go.
14:54I won three Vaxi challenges in the first bracket.
14:56Like I've proven that I am worthy of being here.
14:59But I also want to prove it's more than just I'm a good queen who had a bad day.
15:03I'm a winner who had a bad day.
15:05Challenge!
15:06Tick.
15:07Tick.
15:08Tick.
15:09Tick.
15:10Tick.
15:11Tick.
15:12I think the best idea for the talent invitational is to do something that boils down your entire
15:16brand into one minute.
15:18Love.
15:19Yeah.
15:20So I have constructed a number that showcases that I can sing, I can dance, I can do stunts.
15:26And most of all, I am outrageously cunt.
15:29I want this one.
15:30Girl, you want every one.
15:31I do.
15:32I do.
15:33Turkeys make me wanna Vogue.
15:36Girl, but you don't think Audra's gonna get mad that you're Vogue-ing?
15:38Oh, no, she definitely is.
15:40I've done really well at all the talent shows that I've done.
15:43Girl, I was so close to winning the All Stars 9 talent show.
15:46Like, bitch, I got thrown across the stage.
15:48So I'm like, girl, it's mine now.
15:50This week's challenge is mine.
15:52I'm going like the comedic route.
15:53I'm doing like a satire commercial about Ozempic called Ruzempic.
15:56Uh-huh.
15:57It's gonna be really funny.
15:59Bitch, well, now you're a comedy queen now, mama.
16:01Okay.
16:02My mistress seems really confident.
16:04We'll start with two people behind the boards.
16:06But comedy is a risk for the talent show.
16:09And I'm kind of worried for my sister, not gonna lie.
16:12I feel the crown on one of our heads.
16:14Yes, exactly.
16:15It has to be either one of us.
16:16I think it'll be me, but I'll still-
16:18Goodbye.
16:19I'll cut you some of the check.
16:20Goodbye.
16:21Alright, so my talent number is very inspired by all of my cultures.
16:26We're mixing some spiritual magic on stage.
16:29This performance is an homage to the Orisha Oya, who lives at the gates of the cemetery and she represents fire, tornadoes, and she dances with a machete.
16:39There's gonna be like thunder and kind of like a little bit of chanting.
16:43Cause you know, we're casting a spell, so we need it to be like-
16:46My biggest thing is, do not drop that machete and do not slice myself.
16:51Otherwise, we outside.
16:54That looks great.
16:55Basically, my talent is a fucked up theatrical Lydia B Collins experience.
17:01My previous talent show, I was dealing with puppets.
17:04Very weird.
17:05Very surreal.
17:06While I stand by my previous talent show, there could have been a lot more ironing out.
17:09Imagine a beautiful egg, you know?
17:11So this time I'm trying to amp it up.
17:13And then go grab the frying pan.
17:15Add more theatrics and just go for it.
17:18I don't know what I'm watching.
17:22As my sister, do you have any advice?
17:24I mean, I can't get the full vision just yet because we don't got all the costuming and the props, but it's very Lydia.
17:29I can't see another egg being cracked on this stage.
17:32I don't know how Lydia's number is gonna go, but I will say this.
17:36I like eggs.
17:38And I hope Ru does too.
17:40Talent Invitational!
17:42Talent Invitational!
17:44Talent Invitational!
17:46Talent Invitational!
17:47Talent Invitational!
17:51Alright!
17:52Let's do it!
17:53Today is the day!
17:54It's time for the Tournament of All Stars Talent Invitational!
17:59Bam!
18:00Let's go!
18:01How you feeling, Mommy?
18:02I'm feeling good!
18:03Yeah, me bitch, me too!
18:04I'm feeling good!
18:05I'm feeling good!
18:06The run through went really smooth.
18:08It's so not punk rock to want to win and to genuinely care about things.
18:13It's so cringy, but I really care.
18:16Oh, I hate sincerity.
18:17It fucking sucks!
18:19I'm not anticipating anybody to flop, so I think it's just gonna be a matter of who does the best.
18:25I think where the pressure comes from is because, yes, we do this a lot, but you don't want to be in the bottom for something that you do so good.
18:32But also the thing is, like, it's live performance and we all know anything can go wrong.
18:36Shit fucking happens.
18:37Yep.
18:38This elimination's gonna be the hardest because whoever goes home is gonna be so close to the end.
18:42So when you come back for All Stars 11, what are you gonna do for your talent?
18:45Girl, that ain't gonna happen.
18:46That ain't gonna happen.
18:47Cause I'm trying to win this season, bitch!
18:51It's hard to be the kind of queen that I am in a room full of queens like you.
18:57What's that mean?
18:58You're an incredible live performer.
19:00I'm a little scared because I'm also like, you know, I just have to chop my leg off in the middle of my number.
19:04It's giving, putting my life on the line for drag and kind of feels like that's what we're doing in a grand scale anyway, especially being like a trans drag performer in the current climate.
19:14I can't fucking imagine being a trans person in the current climate is intense.
19:18It's really scary.
19:19And it was one thing that I was very afraid of coming back to All Stars.
19:23I feel like a lot of people who watch Drag Race didn't know that I was transitioning.
19:27So now I'm gonna be putting myself in a place where more and more people are gonna know exactly what I look like out of drag.
19:33Like at the airport and stuff.
19:34Yeah.
19:35And they see you go into the women's bathroom and decide to go harass you or something because for some reason that's appropriate now.
19:39It's, it's really scary, but me choosing to be visible allows people to know that we got this.
19:45I really want to be visible to let other trans girls know you can have a happy life and we deserve to live.
19:53It's so much harder to get hormones now.
19:55Like several states do not have it available at all.
19:58We can't get the gender marker that they've chosen.
20:00Oh my God.
20:01On their passports.
20:02My passport fully says M on it.
20:04I'm like, that's crazy.
20:05I can't travel through Dubai.
20:06I can't like catch like an international flight through certain countries now.
20:09Yeah.
20:10Cause like I'll get my ass detained.
20:11They're not just trying to silence us.
20:12They're literally trying to abolish us.
20:14To like throw trans people under the bus.
20:17Down.
20:18The political climate is so much more right than it used to be.
20:21And they figured out a way to create propaganda against trans people and it's working.
20:26And then I think a lot of that's also transferring onto drag because like not quite as much work currently available.
20:31Like booking fees are going down as like a whole.
20:34Uh-huh.
20:35Like corporate sponsors are backing out of pride.
20:36I used to do a lot of like sponsored things like on social media.
20:40And I feel like that's dropped off a lot as well with like corporations or big larger brands.
20:45Like I feel like they want to be less involved.
20:47Even though yes, it's a scary time.
20:48But bitch, I'm gonna still keep on fighting.
20:50You know what I mean?
20:51You have to.
20:52You gotta.
20:53So by being here, this is such a platform for us to exist.
20:58And it's our job to kind of show up and show them that not all of us are crazy.
21:00I mean, I'm crazy, but you know what I mean?
21:03We had the privilege of growing up in a period where the window was opening.
21:06Right.
21:07And I hope I get to live to see the window reopen.
21:10Why don't we just have to open it ourselves for the next group?
21:12We threw a brick once.
21:13Don't talk about yourself that way.
21:17Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars.
21:21Speaking of talent, tonight our judges are a triple threat.
21:25Michelle Visage.
21:27I can sing.
21:28La Roche.
21:29I can dance.
21:31And our extra special guest judge, Devry Jacobs.
21:35And I can act a fool.
21:36Go, Nance.
21:38Welcome to the show, my love.
21:40Thank you so much, Nyamako, for having me.
21:42I am beyond excited to be here.
21:45This week we challenge our all-stars to serve winning performances in the Tournament of All-Stars
21:50Talent Invitational.
21:51And tonight on the runway, category is Foiled Again.
21:53All-Stars, start your engines.
21:54And may the best drag queen win.
21:55It's the Tournament of All-Stars Talent Invitational.
21:56Up first, she's all alone in the R.I.P.
21:57It's Aja.
21:59Aja.
22:00Aja.
22:01Aja.
22:02Aja.
22:03Aja.
22:04Aja.
22:05Aja.
22:06Aja.
22:07Aja.
22:08Aja.
22:09Aja.
22:10Aja.
22:11Aja.
22:12Aja.
22:13Aja.
22:14Aja.
22:15Aja.
22:16Aja.
22:17Aja, Miyake, Mugler.
22:18First time.
22:19Yes.
22:47Oh, Shoo said take the crown, let me cop that.
22:48I am the boom boom gung, watch me cop that.
22:50I peep that dip, lil bitch, let me cop that.
22:51Ain't the steakhouse, but yes, I'ma chop that.
22:53I'm just a little girl, like her muse, no candy.
22:54Rune for my body, giving cake and candy.
22:56That's why none of these queens can't stand me.
22:57I make them all fall when I come like candy.
22:59Na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
23:00Icon, Icon, Icon, Icon, Icon, Icon, Icon, Icon, Icon.
23:06Yeah.
23:07Just as I thought, honey, just as I thought.
23:19Don't excuse her beauty, it's Bosco.
23:25RuPaul, judges, dogs.
23:29Talents are for ugly girls, so thank god I'm beautiful.
23:31Otherwise, I might have to put in some effort.
23:33I'd have to show you my tits.
23:36I'd have to throw in a lift, and land it like this.
23:44Talents are for ugly girls, thank god I'm beautiful.
23:48Girls that dance, they're so protest, think that I'm more picturesque.
23:52Only girls need their athletics, I've got my genetics.
23:56Genetics?
23:57Shut up.
23:58Thank god I'm not ugly, or I might have to do something like this.
24:02I'll leave a stuntin' for the girls who look disgusting.
24:05I ain't gotta do it all.
24:09Cause thank god I'm beautiful.
24:17Yes!
24:18Mwah!
24:19Yeah!
24:20Look at the kids!
24:22Look at the kids!
24:23Look at the kids!
24:24Is it bad that I kind of wanted Bosco to slip off the chair just a little bit?
24:28Break a leg!
24:29Come on Seattle!
24:32She is one boss bitch!
24:34It's Diabetti, honey!
24:40Now put that shit on a poster.
24:42B-b-b-b-b-bitch!
24:43I'm the VIP!
24:44I'm the VIP!
24:45I'm the VIP!
24:46H-P-I-S-C!
24:47I'm the top asset of this company!
24:49I'm the top asset of this company!
24:51My VIP is essential!
24:52Shut up!
24:53We aren't qualified!
24:54It's dressing just to survive!
24:56I have the best advice for Divas trying to make it in this business!
25:00Get your fucking ass up!
25:02And we're ready!
25:04Yeah!
25:05Okay!
25:09Ah!
25:09That's real!
25:10Oh, it's weird!
25:11We're gonna be happy, but this is funny!
25:14And we're gonna say hello!
25:15We're gonna be ready!
25:17We're gonna be happy, but this is funny!
25:20We're gonna be happy, but this is funny!
25:22We're gonna be happy, but this is funny!
25:24We're gonna be happy, but this is funny!
25:26We're gonna be happy, but this is funny!
25:28We're gonna be happy, but this is funny!
25:29We're gonna be happy!
25:30You can run me my money!
25:32Aaaaaah!
25:34Whoa!
25:35Yeah!
25:37Oh, my God!
25:39She clearly works at Staples!
25:42Everything's coming up...
25:44Ginger Minj!
25:46Type your tuck, girls!
25:47The Minj is back!
25:49Some girls just know how to be on top.
25:52Some girls can try, but they really should stop.
25:55I'm out doing movies and books while I tour the globe.
26:02If you don't crown me, you're a homophobe.
26:08The category is time for Ginger.
26:11Ginger snatching wins. Ginger played a dog.
26:14Ginger's lost three times. Ginger's dressed like a frog.
26:18This time my foot's on the gas. I'm head of a class.
26:22Bet your padded ass that everything's better with Ginger.
26:30Give me that crown. That crown. That crown. That crown.
26:34Wow.
26:36Crown.
26:42Yeah.
26:43Yeah.
26:44Okay.
26:45Yes, it is.
26:46Ugh. This bitch is so good.
26:49So I'm like, girl, I need to be perfect.
26:50Miss Ginger Minch, I'm coming for you.
26:52Work, Ginger.
26:54Up next, this queen's got something to say.
26:57It's Irene the alien.
27:00The last time I was here, my humor went down the wrong way.
27:03I choked sashayed away.
27:05But now I'm here to stay.
27:06I've got beauty, I've got brains.
27:08I'll make you laugh like Jimmy Fallon.
27:09The truth is undeniable.
27:11Irene has talent.
27:13Too many, it may seem, my skills appeared out of thin air.
27:16But trust me when I say, the glitz have always been there.
27:19My pussy's propped severely for as long as I remember.
27:22Keep my foot on these girls' necks from January to November.
27:25I take time off for the holidays.
27:27Remove the water from my veins, a liquid exorcism.
27:30Now let's enjoy my favorite meal with some ventriloquism.
27:33I have talent.
27:36No ice?
27:37I have talent.
27:39My talents, which are many, go beyond just entertaining.
27:43For my final act, I'll blow your mind by whipping up a painting.
27:46Irene has talent.
27:48What's your feeling?
27:49Irene has talent.
27:51I mean it!
27:52Irene has talent!
27:54Good job, sister.
27:59Forecast says Muggy with a chance of Georges.
28:04Good evening, I'm Ocean Kelly with Kiddy Cap Action News.
28:07In today's report, local duck taste supplies are at an all-time low.
28:10And pussies are on fire everywhere.
28:13And now, let's check in with Georges, who's live on the scene.
28:16How's the weather?
28:16It's so muddy out here.
28:18I don't just beat my face.
28:19I don't just get in glam.
28:21I don't just paint my mug.
28:22I serve, I whip, I dip, shablam.
28:24I don't just do a two-step.
28:26I don't just cut a rug.
28:27So if a bitch try to come for me, I say,
28:29No mama, go fix your mug.
28:31No mama, go fix your mug.
28:33Go fix your, fix your face.
28:34Go change your garment, change your padding.
28:36Bitch, go fix your lace.
28:37My mug is done for the magazine.
28:39These chickens mad, I'm still gonna fold.
28:40I eat up all these bird holes.
28:42These turkeys make me one of those.
28:44I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky, I'm here.
28:49I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky.
28:56I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky.
29:02That turkey made me one of those.
29:06It's so muggy.
29:09You cannot afford this egg.
29:12It's Lydia Buckhole Collins.
29:14Don't look away, RuPaul.
29:16And distinguished panel of judges.
29:19Yes.
29:21Before you is the fetching creature who goes by the name of Lydia Buckhole Collins.
29:26Feast your eyes as she transforms from evil crone to gaggy diva.
29:31Ha ha ha.
29:39Behold.
29:40She's hot.
29:45She's hot.
29:46Ha ha ha.
29:47Ha ha ha.
29:48Ha ha ha.
29:53Oh, my darling butthole.
29:56Don't fall now, you're too sexy.
29:59Ha ha ha.
30:01Ha ha ha.
30:03Butthole, are you okay?
30:05Ha ha ha ha.
30:07Ha ha ha.
30:09Ha ha ha.
30:10Ha ha ha.
30:11Ha ha ha.
30:12Ha ha ha.
30:13Ha ha ha.
30:14Ha ha ha.
30:15Ha ha ha.
30:16The yolk's on you.
30:17Ha ha ha.
30:18Ha ha ha.
30:19Ha ha ha.
30:20Excellent.
30:21She's just what the doctor ordered.
30:23It's Mistress Isabel Brose.
30:26Are you trying to do your big one, but then you realize you are the big one?
30:30Is body positivity not getting you enough likes on social media anymore?
30:33Ha ha ha.
30:34Ha ha ha.
30:35Tell me about it.
30:36Then I got just the thing for you.
30:37Rue, rue, rue, Ruzimpic.
30:38Ruzimpic is an inconvenient 12 times a day injectable that helps eliminate hunger and
30:42make you less slouchy.
30:43In the first month of using Ruzimpic, studies have shown losses of nearly 43 pounds.
30:47That's almost three Georgeses.
30:49I used to be just like you, always craving a pork chop and cornbread while I'm walking down
30:52the Stacy Lane in Malaysia, never wanting to put the Delta of work into losing weight.
30:56Until one day, Eureka, it hit me.
30:59Ruzimpic is the new winning.
31:00And in the words of the queen of drag, if you can't inject yourself, how in the hell
31:03are you going to inject somebody else?
31:04Can I get an amen?
31:05Amen.
31:06Ruzimpic is not FDA approved and has been clinically proven to work on one and two million
31:10people.
31:11Do not use Ruzimpic if you identify as non-binary, he, she, we, they, them, vegan, vegetarian,
31:13or have blue hair.
31:14Stop taking Ruzimpic immediately if you find the drag delusion.
31:15Or if you find that Ruzimpic is not for you, stick with the dairy and legs that you're
31:17used to.
31:18Ruzimpic.
31:19Ruzimpic.
31:20Ruzimpic.
31:21Yes!
31:22Yea, ma'am
31:23Yeah!
31:25But does insurance cover it?
31:32Category is, Foiled again.
31:35A first Aja.
31:36Hi Ho Silver, emphasis on The Ho.
31:40I am giving you this Afro-futuristic version of the Tin Man.
31:44Oil cam! Oil cam!
31:47I'm giving you a little Wakanda 3000 updo that's braided.
31:52And, bitch, I know they like what they see.
31:55Cindy Lou who?
31:56Aja.
32:00Up next, Bosco.
32:02Happy birthday, Mr. President.
32:05I've decided to go the route of looking really fucking good.
32:10It's really heavy.
32:12We have this torpedo cinched in 19-inch internal waist.
32:17It's fucking crazy.
32:19Amanda Lepore, the high school year.
32:22It's so classy.
32:24I don't know if I've ever looked this pretty.
32:26You ever hear of Jessica Rabbit?
32:27Yeah.
32:28Well, this is Jessica Whore.
32:29Oh, I know her.
32:33Up next, Diabetic.
32:35She's got her one eye on you.
32:38I never wear gowns.
32:39However, I wanted to show the judges some versatility by wearing a gown,
32:43but the way that Diabetic would do it,
32:44and that is by wrapping a bunch of crazy duct tape around her.
32:47You better walk that fucking duct tape.
32:50Am I sweaty underneath?
32:52Absolutely, but it's okay because I look too fabulous to care.
32:56That reminds me, I'll have a baked potato for lunch.
33:00Ginger Minch.
33:01Darling, you better eat something.
33:03I could see your ribs.
33:04Being on my weight loss journey,
33:07I've decided to tell the story of
33:09I've gone out to a fancy restaurant,
33:11but I can't eat the food.
33:13She's skin and bones.
33:15Scratch that.
33:16She's bones.
33:17I don't give a fuck if you have never thought I was the pretty one.
33:21Bitch, I'm the pretty one tonight.
33:22Okay, let's throw her a bone.
33:24A rib bone.
33:27Are you ready for Irene the alien?
33:30I am the Valkyrie, the warrior queen of the skies.
33:35These wings are not my real arms inside a set of fake wings.
33:38My real arms are in front of me, can't you tell?
33:41Irene just flew in, and boy, are her arms tired.
33:43I feel so fucking good in this look.
33:47I look like a high fantasy character, and the judges are eating it up.
33:51One flew over the cuckoo's breast.
33:55Up next, Georges.
33:57She's a star, baby.
33:58Girl, I knew everybody was going to be robotic or have armor,
34:01and, girl, I just wanted to be beautiful.
34:05This star gown is made out of little tiny mirrors.
34:08Girl, any little move that I make, I couldn't possibly cut myself.
34:11Just hang her up on the ceiling.
34:12We can all dance.
34:14No, disco never died.
34:15It just changed its name and called itself Georges.
34:22Up next, Lydia Butthole Collins.
34:25In space, no one can hear her queets.
34:26Tonight on the runway, I am a xenomorphic government hooker.
34:32I have a BDSM-inspired harness, I have four tits,
34:35my cock cage is out,
34:37and I'm walking my little facehugger all across this runway.
34:39She was born with a silver spoon in her butthole.
34:44This is Lydia B. Collins, elevated to the highest degree.
34:46I feel absolutely stunning.
34:49I think she's ready for her anal probe.
34:51Up next, Mistress Isabel Brooks.
34:57She's in her reflective era.
35:00Honestly, I'm giving futuristic meets Mugler.
35:03Kind of meets like an evil renaissance medieval knight.
35:06This armor is custom made, it's heavy as fuck.
35:08Chain, chain, chain.
35:10Chain a fool.
35:11In y'all's story, I'm the villain, in mine, I'm the hero.
35:14Where'd you get that outfit? Send me a link.
35:15I'm the same.
35:17Stop it, man.
35:18Welcome, all stars.
35:22Thank you for putting on one hell of a show.
35:25Now it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with Aja.
35:28What an introduction.
35:30You came out and I was like, okay, I am here in all stars.
35:34I was smacked with energy, you were pulling me in.
35:37I loved the whole Santaria, bite the chicken head thing off.
35:40However, I thought the dress, which is traditional,
35:43I understand all of that.
35:44I feel like it could have fit you a little bit better.
35:45Your runway look, it's beautiful,
35:49but it's also something that I feel like I've seen before.
35:52I wish you had just pushed it
35:54and made it a little bit more elegant and refined.
35:56But I do love you as a performer.
35:58And what is the religion that you are a part of?
36:01It's called Lukumi.
36:03It's, well, Americans know it as Santeria.
36:05You made it look so fun.
36:06I want to join.
36:07Do I have to kill a chicken?
36:09Only on Wednesdays.
36:10Up next, Bosco.
36:14I love that you did a comedy burlesque with a bumper bang.
36:17The chair-ography was amazing.
36:19I felt like it was Chicago meets Cinderella.
36:22I mean, Chicago was my sexual awakening,
36:24so I was like, oh, I'm blushing.
36:27And then when you walked out in this,
36:28this look is absolutely perfect.
36:30It's fashion.
36:30Whoever made this dress is a master tailor.
36:33And what I really, really love
36:35is how small and petite your accessories are.
36:39Y'all was going to say your waist too, bitch,
36:40but let me get there.
36:41Let's take that and do.
36:42I hate you.
36:43I'm not cinched.
36:47Up next, Daya Betty.
36:49I enjoy this look immensely.
36:51I think it looks like you took, like, packaging tape
36:53and made this gorgeous gown out of it.
36:55In this song, Work,
36:56I just thought it was so hot, so punk, so cool.
36:58I want to work in that office.
37:00I just want to say that I take my coffee
37:02with cream and no sugar.
37:03I loved your performance.
37:06I think watching you perform,
37:08it's taking a step towards the future
37:10of different types of drag.
37:11It was a great night for you all around.
37:15Up next, Ginger Minj.
37:18So, Ginger, where Daya is going toward the future,
37:21what I love about you
37:22is you're staying grounded in the foundation.
37:24You brought us musical theater,
37:25and you did it flawlessly.
37:27You transported me right to Broadway.
37:30It was actually my favorite performance of the night.
37:33So, for your look tonight on the runway,
37:35I like it.
37:36I wish you didn't have the sleeve and the glove,
37:39and I think you just added too much
37:41and it kind of took away.
37:42Yeah, I just wish you wouldn't have hid
37:43the pretty parts, you know?
37:44Seeing this performance tonight,
37:47my gosh, you should be on Broadway.
37:52Up next, Irene de Léon.
37:55In the talent show,
37:56I didn't think it was anything really innovative,
37:58but it was just fun, funny, cool, draggy, and beautiful.
38:03One of my favorite moments was the ventriloquism
38:06with downing the glass of water
38:08while it's still playing over top.
38:10And this outfit.
38:11Oh, my God.
38:12We've seen a lot of wings.
38:13We've never seen these wings, though.
38:15These are remarkable wings.
38:16And tell me,
38:17why are the arms too short to box with God?
38:20Do you want to know what's so fucked up?
38:21What?
38:22They're made out of a cast of my arms.
38:24No.
38:25No, somebody lied to you.
38:27A lot of fun.
38:28Thank you so much, Irene.
38:30Up next, Georges.
38:32For me, what makes the look
38:33are the little strands of hair.
38:35I will be honest,
38:36I think it was too many stars,
38:38but that mug is sitting on me.
38:41So muggy.
38:42You gave me everything I would want
38:44from a Georges talent show.
38:45Most importantly, the lyric,
38:47these turkeys make me want to Vogue.
38:49Yes.
38:51Honey, you tore that shit up.
38:53Yep.
38:54You understand what your brand is.
38:56And bitch, you served it.
38:58Thank you so much.
38:59You know how to do Georges.
39:01Up next, Dame Lydia Butthole Collins.
39:05Here's the thing.
39:06I think the concept was great.
39:07I think things just started kind of not working
39:10because there was so much involved in it.
39:12It was just one element of the story missing
39:14for me to feel like I fully have gotten it.
39:17It did take away from some of the wink, wink, nudge, nudge
39:21that I knew that you were doing.
39:22That being said, this look blew me away.
39:25This I can see in some sort of museum in 20 years
39:28at a retrospect of your career.
39:30Just not the performance,
39:32but the rest of your career.
39:34Up next, Mistress Isabel Brooks.
39:37In the talent show, we get it was like an ad,
39:40but I would have liked more of a storyline with it.
39:42I'm not really sure I got what TS, Madison,
39:45and I were doing at the beginning.
39:47Like, is it before and after?
39:49Or what was the...
39:49I mean, honestly, they're just both like befores.
39:52Oh.
39:54I get it.
39:55Did I say that?
39:56Yeah, it was just unclear for us watching.
39:58But once we moved on from the cutouts,
40:00I have no idea how you lip synced that moment so quickly.
40:04And that was so impressive to watch.
40:06And then we get to this look.
40:08I think it was just too much.
40:09It was too much fabric.
40:11It was too many chains.
40:12And you made yourself look heavy.
40:16Mistress, you did the Rusempic storyline.
40:19What made you decide to do that?
40:20When I started my weight loss journey,
40:22I think just like Ginger Bitch,
40:23we were sitting there counting every single calorie.
40:25And I literally have trained every day.
40:26And I think that, like,
40:27it's annoying to have people just assume
40:28because of modern day medicine
40:30that that's the only thing
40:31that they can attribute weight loss to.
40:32Yeah, it's just really just,
40:34you just do a lot of blow.
40:35Yeah.
40:36I just want to see how short your heels are.
40:39Oh, my God.
40:40Look, I've leveled up.
40:41I've leveled up a little one too.
40:43Yes, give her a big round of applause for that.
40:46Oh, my God.
40:46Your heart's so silly.
40:48I'm a stylist.
40:48I have to know.
40:49I have to know.
40:50Thank you, All Stars.
40:51I think we've heard enough.
40:52While you untuck backstage,
40:54the judges and I will deliberate.
40:56You may leave the stage.
40:58All right, now, just between us squirrel friends,
41:03what do you think?
41:04Starting with Aja.
41:06I thought she did a great job,
41:08but that said,
41:08I don't know that she was incredibly memorable for me.
41:12It's hard when everybody is at such an incredible caliber.
41:15On the runway,
41:16I thought she looked so fantastic.
41:18But her runway looked like something
41:20we've seen a million times before,
41:22including the hair.
41:23All right, let's talk about Bosco.
41:24I thought she looked so gorgeous
41:25in her burlesque performance,
41:27but it was funny.
41:28She added that humor.
41:30That is so her.
41:31And then she came out here tonight in that.
41:35She could have literally been given out
41:38the Best Actress Award at the Golden Globes.
41:40I agree with all of you.
41:41I just ate the entire thing up.
41:44Diabetic.
41:45She drew blood for this number.
41:48It was a fucking hot performance.
41:51I actually really enjoyed the performance
41:53more than her runway.
41:54Not so memorable for me.
41:56Ginger Minj.
41:57Ginger's performance,
41:58I only have two words,
42:00absolute professional.
42:01The singing, the staging,
42:04all of it was done to perfection.
42:06She is a star.
42:07I mean, you know,
42:07as much as I want to look at the male dancers,
42:09I couldn't.
42:10I didn't love her leftover,
42:12takeout meal,
42:13Jiffy Pop number that she wore.
42:15Compared to some of the others,
42:16it didn't have that fashion edge.
42:19Irene the alien.
42:20I had so much fun watching her
42:22make fun of the talent show
42:24that she did in first season
42:25while looking like she was
42:26in a white snake video.
42:27And then tonight on the runway,
42:29those wings were absolutely beautiful.
42:31I just had a really good time watching her.
42:33All right, let's talk about Georges.
42:34I think Georges' runway look was fitting.
42:37She is a motherfucking star.
42:39I just didn't love the look so much.
42:41It looked like a cheap version
42:43of a plastic costume to me.
42:44But the performance,
42:46she gave us everything we want from Georges.
42:48And you know what?
42:50Those turkeys make me want to Vogue.
42:51And that's all I'm going to say.
42:53Dame Lydia Butthole Collins.
42:56I will never get the image
42:57of her writhing around on the floor
42:59as an egg yolk out of my brain, ever.
43:02I think Lydia is still so young
43:04that she needs some more time to cook.
43:07Another egg yolk.
43:08Are you saying she's undercooked?
43:09Yes.
43:09She's soft-boiled.
43:10Yes, she is.
43:12But she more than made up for it
43:14with that outfit.
43:14That runway look was expensive looking.
43:18All right, let's talk about Mistress.
43:21Mistress' performance,
43:22I didn't understand.
43:24I thought she looked really beautiful
43:25and snatched.
43:27And then she comes to the runway
43:28with this thing that made her look unsnatched.
43:31I hated it.
43:32I really did.
43:32The chains were just dragging her down.
43:34All right.
43:35Silence.
43:36I've made my decision.
43:38Bring back my all-stars.
43:40Welcome back, all-stars.
43:42I've made some decisions.
43:46Aja.
43:47Diabety.
43:49Irene the alien.
43:51You are all brilliant this week.
43:54Brilliant and safe.
43:58Condragulations.
43:59You're going through to the grand finale.
44:03I am screaming.
44:05I am howling.
44:06Girl, this is the first time
44:07in my drag race career
44:08that I've made it to a finale.
44:10So I'm just here like,
44:11baby, let me give myself a pat on the back.
44:12Let's go.
44:13You may step to the back of the stage.
44:16Thank you, Judge.
44:24Bosco.
44:25Ginger Minj.
44:26Georges.
44:27You all did truly exceptional work tonight.
44:30But the winner of this week's challenge is...
44:33Bosco.
44:37Bosco.
44:37Bosco.
44:37Bosco.
44:39Thank you so, so much.
44:43Oh, my God.
44:44I'm feeling incredible.
44:46We just won the last maxi challenge of the season,
44:49and we're going to the finale.
44:51Oh, my God.
44:52Oh, my God.
44:53Conjagulations.
44:54You've won a cash tip of $10,000.
44:57Thanks, Dad.
45:01Ginger.
45:02Georges.
45:03You are safe.
45:05And conjagulations for making it through to the grand finale.
45:09You three may join the other girls.
45:12My magnificent mistress.
45:20My beautiful butthole.
45:22I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
45:27Two all-stars stand before me.
45:30Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
45:37The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
45:48I mean, this is my own offspring, so of course she's going to be an amazing performer,
45:52but I've never lost a lip-sync on Drag Race, so time to just do what I do best.
45:57It sucks to be in the bottom two with my drag mother.
46:00I love mistress very much, but I love my spot in this competition more.
46:05I am not going anywhere.
46:05Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
46:11Hey, Billy, you there.
46:12You want to guess the color of my underwear?
46:21You want to know what I got going on down there?
46:24Is it pretty in pink or all see-through?
46:28Is it showing off my brand?
46:29You know what I'm tied to.
46:31You want to put them in your mouth, put them all down the south.
46:34You want to turn this shit out, that's what I'm talking about.
46:37Yeah.
46:38Yeah.
46:39Put them all down the south.
46:41You want to turn this shit out, that's what I'm talking about.
46:44Yeah.
46:45Tie it, tie it, lick it, spit it, put it to the side.
46:47Get all up in it.
46:48We're in prison, might be mixed up.
46:50Eat up and I'm just so delicious.
46:51Yeah.
46:52Let's go.
46:55Don't have to guess the color of your underwear.
46:59I already know what you got going on down there.
47:02I saw them when they sat down, they were peeking out.
47:06I'm going to tell you right now, they're all I'm thinking about.
47:09I'm going to try it, bite it, lick it, spit it, hold it to the side and get all up in it.
47:13Kiss it, bite it, get my fit it.
47:14Charlie likes boys, but she knows how to edit it.
47:17Yeah.
47:19Get it, do it.
47:20Yeah, get it, do it.
47:25Woo-hoo!
47:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:32Yeah, you want to die, see the guys.
47:34Are you with us?
47:36Yeah, you want to die, see the guys.
47:37If we're serious about this song.
47:40Yeah.
47:41Yeah.
47:42Whoops.
47:44All-stars, I've made my decision.
47:58Lydia!
48:00Shantae, you stay.
48:06You may join the other girls.
48:10The fact that I just sent home Mistress Isabel Brooks
48:12really does not make sense in my brain.
48:15It doesn't feel good, but I'm super relieved
48:17to have made it to the finale.
48:19Mistress Isabel Brooks, all is not lost.
48:23You still have a chance to re-enter the competition.
48:27If one of our regular judges enters you
48:30into the wild card lottery,
48:32you may return next week for the lip-sync smackdown
48:36for The Crown.
48:38But for now, sashay away.
48:42I'm going to go gain all the weight I lost back.
48:44I'm cracked, but I did my best.
48:50And I still have a chance to be the wild card.
48:52And honestly, I hope I get the twirl on the girls.
48:55Baby, it is going to be a bloodbath,
48:57and it's going to be a fight to the finish.
48:58Mwah!
49:04Contraculations, all-stars.
49:05I'll see you in next week's grand finale.
49:09Until then, remember, if you can't love yourself,
49:11how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
49:13Can I get an amen up in here?
49:15Amen!
49:15All right.
49:17Now, if you'll excuse us,
49:19the judges and I have some wild card lottery business to attend to.
49:24You may leave the stage.
49:30It's time to find out which eliminated queen will be returning to the competition.
49:35Let's get this wild card lottery rolling.
49:38Please welcome back all-stars champion and notary public,
49:44Angeria Paris VanMichaels.
49:47Look at her.
49:48She's just fresh from reading her Bible.
49:54Hey, Angeria.
49:55Hey, Mama.
49:56Welcome home.
49:57Oh, thank you for not locking the door this time.
50:02Now, this season, Michelle Visage, Ross Matthews, and T.S. Madison
50:07were the only judges to critique all three brackets,
50:11qualifying them to make wildcard nominations.
50:15Moments ago, they each chose one eliminated all-star
50:19that they think deserves a shot at the crown.
50:23Angeria, you hold their certified nominations
50:26in your dainty little hands.
50:29Check.
50:30Angeria, show us who Ross Matthews hath chosen.
50:37Ross has chosen Mistress Isabel Brooks.
50:44Check.
50:45Angeria, please show us who T.S. Madison hath chosen.
50:56Madison chose Carrie Colby.
51:00Check.
51:01Angeria, show us who Michelle Visage hath chosen.
51:07Michelle hath also chosen Carrie Colby.
51:15Check.
51:16Now, Michelle, with all due respect, that's my job.
51:20Check.
51:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
51:22Oh, pit crew.
51:24Okay, Bruno, time to drop them balls.
51:31One ball for Mistress Isabel Brooks.
51:34One ball for Miss Carrie Colby.
51:37And another ball for Miss Carrie Colby.
51:41Now it's up to the drag gods.
51:44Bruno, do that voodoo that you do as well.
51:48Bruno, show us which eliminated all-star will be returning to compete
51:58in next week's Lip Sync Smackdown for The Crown.
52:01Ooh, child.
52:18Michelle, may I please borrow your cellular phone?
52:22Sure.
52:24Hello?
52:24This is RuPaul?
52:28Miss Paul.
52:28Bitch, take me off speaker.
52:31Now, I've got some good news.
52:34How soon can you get here?
52:36Yes.
52:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
52:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
52:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
52:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
52:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
52:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
52:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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