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00:00well well okay okay I thought I'm gonna win this week but it's okay I hope like my sister they get
00:10to see I have great judges critiques all of them were impressed by my vocals all of them were
00:15impressed by my performance so let's see I want more points get on my punto oh look ginger have
00:23six Denali three Daya you still have two Cynthia Lisa and acid one so what do you think guys it's hard
00:30because we've been so good in this competition all of us gender is kind of my buddy in this bracket
00:36but since she's in the top she has no points to give so I'm really banking on cuckoo to make the
00:42right decision as a teammate and for Alyssa to be true to her worth from untucked I'm gonna give my
00:48point to the Queen that is since day number one been consistently Alyssa we had a very serious
00:54conversation in untuck and you did say that you're going to base it off of consistency consistency and
00:59I feel like I have been very consistent I've been at the top my first week and got literally no bad
01:04critiques this week so I should be the person to receive Alyssa's point if that's not how you choose
01:08to put that's totally up to you but it is something I will remember yeah ginger have six points and
01:20twenty thousand dollars already on the background dinner is on you yes dinner right right how are you
01:27babe I am very proud of the lip sync that I did in my opinion it was perfect and I have two choices
01:33I can go I'm so robbed I'm so sad or I can say I'm in the top motherfucking two exactly I have
01:41three points yeah you're three points I am in the conversation now to make it to the final
01:45and I am extremely grateful I'm gonna be honest I'm gagged because the vibe was Denali Denali Denali
01:53but at the end of the day I'm not the judge look my dogs are barking I'm ready to relax into this couch
02:00but before I can even settle in I'm being told that some of these girls don't think I won the
02:07lip sync and it makes me feel like shit is anyone in the bottom ready to give out their point
02:12okay I will do the first point oh nobody else wants to give away a point no no I did it first last
02:22week and I am going to honor somebody who has been there for me mentally who has been there for
02:30me as a member of my team that I admire the fuck out of so I'm giving it to Cynthia oh my god thank
02:37you so much for you my love oh yeah of course thank you of course thank you let me go okay ladies
02:45and deltamen so my point I think you work hard with me you were on point on your lyrics you were
02:52on point on the dancing so you deserve this one thank you mama love you thank you thank you love you
02:59I'm gonna try to do this without emotions I love you all in the past week I've been trying to like
03:05campaign with all the girls to pool our points together and with one week left I feel like Denali
03:11is gonna fly to the top we've got Daya and Ginger at the top so I have to help Alyssa or Cuckoo to get
03:20into the top oh it's hard um uh Cuckoo is my sister and she's from my season and I want to make sure
03:32that my fucking vote makes a difference in your journey here on RuPaul's Drag Race so my point is
03:37for my sister Cynthia Lee Fontaine and wow my voice sounds crazy right yes it does but this is for you
03:44Cynthia I want I want you to have a fighting chance so much love from all of you guys so I'm gonna give
03:51this point for a person that is in the bottom this person is being consistent and I thought she was in
03:58the top two so this is for Puerto Rico Cynthia yeah you have one four point mamita with these girls the
04:13criteria for the MVQ points is that there's no true criteria I'm trying not to show too much
04:19frustration or anger but internally I'm screaming right ladies let's get out of my tuck hurt so
04:26let's get out of the drive okay baby congratulations to the winner four points
04:30what girl please I love you
04:36what are you feeling a little annoyed but you know like what are you gonna do about it at this point
04:44I'm very happy for Cuckoo like trust me like she totally deserves all the good in her life
04:49what I'm mad at is somebody that sat on a couch said whoever did the best that's who I'm gonna give
04:55the point is to help anyway if there's anyone that I have my laser eyes on it's miss Alyssa Hummer
05:02the hunter is about to be the hunted girl
05:07it's getting nasty
05:10that looks nice I'm still in first place
05:18it's a new day in the workroom honey and I'm coming this last new week with
05:26uno dos tres cuatro puntos four points look at that what'd you say that I can advance for the
05:32semifinals okay good sorry for all of you well how's everybody doing good two challenge wins that's
05:39crazy yeah you should be so proud of yourself you know what I am really proud of myself but I'm not
05:45gonna lie like I felt at the end of last week there was some contention coming from some of
05:52the other girls that was like maybe you don't deserve this and it really kind of hurt my feelings
05:57I'm sorry but girl you have six points you have won two challenges you're gonna be fine
06:05shut the fuck up I think in the moment I was so in my space about you know losing the lip sync
06:11and then after I was like wait yeah we actually didn't celebrate ginger's win or anything
06:15it wasn't you let's go down the line okay no it's fine it was a little of course it was me
06:20but at least I'm not fake and I literally said to your face also you think I'm fake I'm not fake
06:28the only fakeness here is my buttocks my more I don't know if fake we're gonna start this okay
06:34we're gonna start this morning like this perfect okay tell me we were sitting on the couch both in
06:37untucked and over here and you said that you were going to give your point to who's been doing well
06:41consistently consistently I use that word right I think what you did like literally 10 minutes
06:47later was a little bit hypocritical really why well I so you're telling me that Cynthia is not
06:52it's not being consistently no I never said that but what I'm saying is if you're doing it based off of
06:56who's had a better track record in the competition I should have received that point obviously she
07:01misunderstood what I said like I never promised her nothing and in this challenge I think Cynthia
07:08did better than Daya and her mighty look was better than Daya to me that was a simple dress that I don't
07:14buy it I didn't think that you deserve my point last week because to me you are not the best in your
07:19group that's my personal thing that's why I don't give you totally but what you said sweetheart was
07:23you're doing it based off of consistently Cynthia is being consistently and she did much better than
07:28you that's what I'm saying okay okay and that's my personal thing you need to respect it period okay
07:32please mother please ring the alarm I've been told way worse by way better so that's a girl yeah and
07:39you'll see the bitch hey bitches hey everybody say love puppy love shante you stay now set now roll over
08:01good girl girl if I roll over I can't get back up hello hello hello my all-stars the desire to find
08:14love is universal it's why we are so fascinated with TV dating shows they're just so relatable so for
08:23this week's maxi challenge you'll be improv-ing your way through TV's newest dating show the golden
08:30bitchler where you'll be playing canines fighting for the love of a golden retriever
08:37now acid Betty you'll be a doberman who's also a dominatrix oh of course cuckoo you'll shake things
08:47up as a perpetually nervous chihuahua it's big to my heart and you'll both be going on a two-on-one
08:54date with our golden bitchler Alyssa you'll be a frisky mutt who really gets around if you know what
09:01you know what I mean ginger you'll be a Saint Bernard a fucking Saint Bernard y'all made me a
09:09motherfucking Saint Bernard a first responder who's also one boozy floozy oh I've worked my whole life
09:17for this and you two will be going on a two-on-one date diabeti you'll be a purebred poodle who thinks
09:25her doggy doo-doo don't stink and genali you'll be a spaniel who is an emotional support dog who
09:32happens to be very needy and you two will be going on a two-on-one date ladykins I am excited to reveal
09:41that this season's golden retriever bitchler will be portrayed by the wolf worthy star of the film
09:47fire island Zane Phillips baby I'm hungry remember it's a dog eat dog world out there and before this
09:58week is over three of you will be eliminated all-stars start your engines and may the best drag queen
10:05win which I'm so excited I'm literally so excited welcome to the conine drag race school for bitches
10:13like us we got names we have names this week's maxi challenge is the golden bitchler and I feel a
10:22lot of pressure because early this morning ginger was mad at me and now we need to work together so
10:28oh I don't know what's gonna happen before we start this I just want to say that is my confidence is not
10:34your concern so I don't want to go into this feeling like there's a wall up because I want us to succeed
10:42so that's behind us I'm moving forward if you're ready to move forward I'm ready I apologize and I
10:50just want to be successful in this challenge and we're gonna be so give me a hug I just want that
10:53gone I come from the world of improv you know I've won snatch game two times at this point I'll be damned
10:59if I'm gonna let some drama get in the way of me getting to the semi-finals because in improv if you
11:05don't have that connection or that chemistry then everything can fall apart finally on the third
11:13week officially we're gonna be working together yes whatever we can do to get to the top we're gonna
11:18do all right I feel like I impressed the judges last week damn so if I can nail this with my girl
11:27cuckoo la rucula Cynthia Lee Fontaine we could get to the next round together you have dobermans and a
11:34dominatrix out of this room my original inspiration for Betty was Betty Page so I definitely connect with
11:45this character I love fetish I love the fetish community and I'm representing them I want to
11:52tell you a little bit of my idea okay yeah tell me tell me it's gonna be of course a Latino Chihuahua
11:57because Chihuahuas are from Mexico you know but it's gonna inspire a little bit with some like
12:02religious elements religious like Catholic uh-huh I did not did any improved challenges on my season
12:09so this is an opportunity to demonstrate my capability as a well-rounded entertainer
12:14so I'm a Saint Bernard who is a retired first responder mine's like you are a single mother with 14
12:26puppies damn that's a slot I love it did you have any improv experience so my my season I was eliminated
12:35in the improv challenge so to me this is very important I remember Michelle told me that I was
12:46too too much so right now I have to control myself and just be funny yeah just enjoy it that's what it
12:52comes down to and it's just a lot of listening and responding yes I didn't receive any mbq points
12:58last week so I have to win this challenge if I want to go to the semi-final so I have to take all the
13:03negativity with ginger and diabetes off of my mind and turn this out I think you're gonna do great
13:09focus on Lisa I'm just a little nervous because I know that my strong suit doesn't necessarily lie
13:14in improv okay that's okay um what about you I actually found through drag race though I'm actually
13:21kind of good at improv so I actually feel really confident I'm an emotional support dog so I'm gonna
13:26be like literally pawing it like everything I'm a King Charles Spaniel so British like gonna do it
13:33oh I'm gonna be like hey there's more of fine wine in it you know like just crazy literally my poodle
13:40show dog girl isn't really that much different than my actual personality yeah literally I'm a poodle
13:47I'm a real bitch I don't think my shit stinks yeah wait this bitch and I have a lot in common but my
13:53biggest concern is I can be a bitch all day but I have to make her a funny bitch because if I'm not a
13:59funny bitch I'm going to be going home and nobody really likes that I think we're gonna really
14:04slide this fucking challenge I think so too and we're fucking tied bitch we are tied think about
14:09it if we win this week is it puts one of us at five and the other at six that would put us in a really
14:13really solid place in the top but the one person that I have my eye on in this challenge is kooky
14:18because she does have four points I know and if she ends up in the top that could mess up our
14:24dynamic it all comes down to this final challenge I feel really confident after my win last week so
14:30if I can keep this momentum going I can solidify my placement in the Sunny Piles
14:33hi I'm Zane I'm gonna catch you I'm a golden retriever I like long walks on the beach sniffing
14:43butts fried chicken and yeah I'm looking for love not just puppy love either I want the real deal
14:49welcome Zane thank you now tell me what are you hoping to find I've got a big bone room and I think
15:06I'm ready to give it to somebody oh my goodness here's a little treat for you
15:12oh good boy good boy thank you thank you are you ready to meet our bitches I think so Ru I'll call
15:20the first one now oh oh oh oh oh I am so sorry Zane my bad my bad
15:29I'm sure you already know who I am so it's a pleasure I am Rudel the Poodle I am a miniature
15:42poodle duh and I'm Paws Vegas premiere show dog also go by Rudy that's what my friend's
15:49friend owner calls me really just here for good PR and to find love of course
15:56I've never dated a golden retriever before but a couple have dated me I see you have a prize
16:03oh honey hold on is your collar too tight because you look like you're gagging even though I don't
16:08hike my leg when I pee I am ready to piss on these other girls this bitch bites
16:13thank you papi oh hello hello hello hey my name is Katishka Mari Negromato Burgos and I'm a
16:24slutty bitch from the street mommy have to work okay I have a lot of kids so I need money and also
16:29I'm looking for a more mi amor and we'll just texta look at this baby look at this oh oh oh she's
16:35gonna show me her oh wow your uh your letter's pretty fresh he's coming with me and he's gonna fall in
16:43love believe me this is your future daddy miss amores oh hey who's this cutie it's all right babes
16:54my name is Danielle the Spaniel and I'm London's premium emotional support pup and I'm here looking
16:59for emotional support of my own oh you could be the bangest to my mash I know nothing about bangers
17:05I do know a lot about banging oh well being bang bom then I feel very calm being near you well
17:12that's good because I'm stable at the table what was that oh I guess I'm a little bit of a nervous
17:18person but I'm here to really open up emotionally and find love is somebody there oh oh serio love you
17:28oh my dog Sebastian stop you're gonna make me spill my drink oh look you're such a gatekeeper
17:35Oh my god!
17:40I'm Ginger Mange, originally from Jersey.
17:43The new one, not the old one.
17:45I'm a Saint Bernard, and I am a former rescue dog.
17:48What's in there, Ginger?
17:49Brandy.
17:50Brandy?
17:51By Brandy, I mean the alcohol, not the singer.
17:54But can I ask you, have you ever...
18:00Have I ever...
18:02Now, my tactic for winning over the Golden Bitchula
18:06is to just get him really, really drunk.
18:08And we'll be together forever.
18:13Oh, I like it when you get crazy!
18:15You ain't seen nothing yet.
18:16Oh, I've seen it all.
18:18And I've smelt it, too.
18:22Well, well, well.
18:24Hi.
18:25Is it true you don't have a master?
18:27I don't see a tag.
18:29My master calls me Dot Com.
18:32And I'm a very obedient girl.
18:35You know how to sit!
18:37That is so good!
18:39I am here to find my soulmate, someone who will sit.
18:44And who will also listen.
18:45Someone to go outside party.
18:47In the grass.
18:49You may go play now.
18:51Bye-bye.
18:52Dear Lord of the dogs, please let him be hot.
18:57Amen.
19:02He's hot!
19:03My name is Marta Maria del Valle de la Flores Rivera Martinez de Alendongo.
19:08But you can call me Maria.
19:10I've never been with a dog before.
19:13Maybe one of these days you can teach me to pray?
19:16It's happening!
19:18My perfect maid have to be spiritual, because I'm a very spiritual person.
19:22Santa!
19:23Santo!
19:24Dios de los perros!
19:25And also, teach me the ways of the intimacy.
19:28Go on!
19:31Me siento muy excited!
19:33Bye!
19:34Bye!
19:36Hi, Zane!
19:37Hi.
19:38You know, they say all dogs go to heaven.
19:40But tonight, it's heaven right here on earth.
19:44Are you ready for your two-on-one dates?
19:51Well, Maria, Dot, I want to thank you so much for being here today.
19:54I love the outdoors.
19:56So today, I thought we could just be in the park and play.
19:58What are your favorite things to play with, Maria?
20:00Play with the ball.
20:02Oh, yeah.
20:03You know, the stick.
20:04Oh, there's gotta be sticks around here somewhere.
20:06Oh, yes, I know.
20:08Oh, Lord, forgive me.
20:09Is it under there?
20:10Well, what about you, Dot?
20:12I'm not allowed to do anything unless I'm told properly to get the stick!
20:16Oh.
20:17Wait a minute!
20:19You're famous!
20:21You're the burrito dog!
20:24Right from the TV!
20:27I'm not that dark.
20:28And he wasn't a burrito, he was a chalupa!
20:31Oh.
20:32There seems to be another crazy bitch on the other side of my band.
20:36I don't like sharing with anyone else.
20:40I hear she was neutered.
20:44Ladies.
20:45Ladies.
20:46Ladies.
20:47I'm sorry.
20:49Oh, you're so tense.
20:51Yeah, yeah.
20:52I've been playing catch every morning.
20:54Yeah?
20:55Oh, poor thing.
20:56My date is going so far so good!
20:59Wait!
21:00Oh!
21:01It's a holy-spiritual connection.
21:02Oh!
21:03That's a squirrel!
21:04Ah!
21:05Ah!
21:06Ah!
21:07I have a couple presents that I wanted to give you.
21:09Ooh!
21:10I like presents!
21:11Oh, my God!
21:13I love it!
21:15Can you show this with me, please?
21:18Oh, yeah!
21:19Share!
21:20Is in the air.
21:21I can smell it.
21:24And some pee.
21:26Well, there's nothing more that I love than a spaghetti dinner.
21:29So, I thought this would be a great way for us to get to know each other a little bit more.
21:32Oh, yeah.
21:33Of course.
21:34Um, should we make a toast?
21:35Uh, sure.
21:36Of course.
21:37I don't have any bread.
21:38Here's to the future, right?
21:39Okay, got it, got it.
21:40A future where we can, uh...
21:41Wait, let me put the children down.
21:43Here's to the future.
21:44The future?
21:45Cheers!
21:47Well, I gotta say,
21:48Kantushka.
21:50Kantushka?
21:51I don't quite know if I'm ready to be a stepdad.
21:53You might be his dad.
21:54He looks like you, Luke.
21:55Luke.
21:56Aw, look at you!
21:57You found your daddy!
21:58So, you're not ready to be a stepfather, but...
22:01What about a 12-stepfather?
22:03Would they call that a sponsor, or...?
22:05I don't know.
22:06I don't know, legally.
22:08I'm required to find one.
22:09I have a court-ordered therapist.
22:11Tell me that I have to find somebody to be with me at all times now.
22:15I have this weird neurological thing where I just...
22:18I black out every time I drink a lot.
22:21It's weird!
22:22Can I get, uh, three, um, vodka stingers over here?
22:26Mm!
22:27Oh, that's...
22:28Wait, that's rude.
22:29Do you want anything as well?
22:31Let me just get to know you guys a little bit more.
22:33Oh, yeah!
22:34What is your favorite kind of toy, Kantushka?
22:36My favorite kind of toy is like dildos.
22:41Dildos?
22:43Do you know dildos?
22:44That's that pickled bread.
22:45Yeah!
22:46The dildos.
22:47And when I'm in the street, I love dildos.
22:49Wow.
22:50Mm-hmm.
22:51My day is going so well.
22:52Oh, my God.
22:53The thing is so hot.
22:54So, we have a big banana!
22:56Look at this.
22:59Wait, wait, wait, Ginger.
23:00Hmm?
23:01I'm noticing in your meatball hand that you have a...
23:03a ring?
23:04Um, it's a Nuva ring.
23:06It keeps me from...
23:07from getting pregnant.
23:08Well, the both of you...
23:09Sorry.
23:10...are so lovely.
23:11This gives me a...
23:12a lot to think about, but...
23:14This looks really good.
23:15Would you want to...
23:16I'll do this together.
23:17Oh!
23:18Shh!
23:20My shoulders are here!
23:24Actually, can I have all this?
23:26Oh, my God.
23:27That pot is great.
23:28That's a vodka sauce.
23:29I'm even hungrier now.
23:30Would you?
23:31Please, calm down.
23:32Mommy is doing her work.
23:33Shh.
23:34Mm.
23:35Mm.
23:36Mm.
23:37Mm.
23:38Mm.
23:39Mm.
23:40Mm.
23:41Mm.
23:42Mm.
23:43Oh!
23:44We have a connection, puppy.
23:45Yeah, that was hot.
23:46Mi amor!
23:47Oh, yeah!
23:48I really like her, and her breath smells terrible.
23:51I think it could be a match.
23:53Is that a...
23:54Is that a rat?
23:56Hi, ladies.
23:57Thank you so much for joining me today.
23:58In my mind, cleanliness is next to dogliness, so I thought we could all take a bath.
24:03Wait.
24:04Hold up.
24:05Is this a free bath?
24:06Is this a free bath?
24:07Have you been tested?
24:08In the last six months?
24:09In the last six months?
24:10I mean, you can never really be too sure.
24:12Ruvada.
24:13Uh, just bony.
24:16Neuted.
24:17So tell me more about this beautiful fur color you have.
24:20Is that something you were born with?
24:22No, I have just a fabulous stylist.
24:24You might know him, um, Paw Roach.
24:26It's...
24:27It's gorgeous.
24:28You really look stunning.
24:29Oh!
24:31I appreciate that.
24:32But it's kind of sexy, too.
24:33What am I saying?
24:34So you agree?
24:35You think I'm really sexy?
24:36Yes.
24:37The date's going really well.
24:38I feel great energy between not just the two of us, but actually the three of us.
24:43I've never really skedoodled with a poodle before, but maybe it's time to switch out
24:47that sausage roll for a muffin flap.
24:50Do you work out regularly?
24:52It appears so.
24:53It sure does.
24:54Well, I, uh, been known to catch a football in my time.
24:57Okay.
24:58With your mouth or with your hands?
24:59Arms, Pods.
25:00So, Danielle.
25:01Yes.
25:02You're an emotional support doc.
25:03Well, I also tend to need a bit more emotional support myself.
25:06Where do you like to be pet?
25:07How can I help you relax?
25:08Oh, well, I really like to be pet.
25:10On the back of my ears.
25:11That's where it really feels.
25:13Oh, oh.
25:14Right here?
25:15Oh, yeah.
25:16That's, that's everything.
25:18And what about you, Rudy?
25:20Do you like to, uh, be pet?
25:22Oh, wow.
25:23You both are so flexible.
25:25Yes, we're, um, marking my territory.
25:30Oh, okay.
25:32Oh, not in the, not in the pool.
25:33Please, please, not in the tub.
25:35Ugh.
25:36All I can say is bow, wow, wow.
25:39Oh.
25:40Oh.
25:41Oh.
25:42Oh.
25:43Oh.
25:44Oh.
25:45Meow.
25:46After all this action, I could really use a nap.
25:49Oh.
25:50Oh.
25:51Ew.
25:52I like her.
25:54I like Danielle the Spaniel.
25:56And I don't say that about a bunch of bitches.
25:58The more I get to know her, the more I'm thinking, fuck the dog, I'm gonna get me a bitch.
26:04So is this a good time to tell you both that I have worms?
26:09It's time to find out which lucky bitch is gonna get Zane's big bone.
26:15Well, ladies, you're all pick of the litter.
26:21But one of you really got my tail wagging, if you know what I mean.
26:26Whew.
26:27The pooch I wanna give my big bone to is...
26:31Wait a minute.
26:32What was that?
26:33I think that was a squirrel.
26:34A squirrel!
26:35A squirrel!
26:36A squirrel!
26:37A squirrel!
26:38I need that squirrel!
26:39No, no, Zane.
26:40No, Zane.
26:41No, Zane.
26:42Don't go.
26:43No running away.
26:44You're not kidding.
26:45You're not kidding.
26:46You're not kidding.
26:47I need a squirrel!
26:48I need a squirrel!
26:49I need that squirrel!
26:50No, no, Zane.
26:51No, Zane.
26:52Don't go.
26:53No running away.
26:54You're not kidding.
26:55No, sorry, bro.
26:56You gotta hold this.
26:57Away!
26:58Alone with a bone.
27:00Story of my life.
27:02Until next time, have your pets spayed and neutered.
27:05Goodnight, everybody.
27:06From the Golden Bitchler.
27:08It's a squirrel!
27:09It's a squirrel!
27:10Oh, it's a squirrel!
27:11Oh, it's a squirrel!
27:12It's a squirrel!
27:13Runway Funday!
27:16Do you wanna see my QQ?
27:18Hi, girls.
27:19Pew, pew!
27:20Who needs to see it when you can smell it?
27:22Today we're gonna find out what these judges think of our Paul-formances in the Golden
27:27Bitchler.
27:29Our last day.
27:30The challenges are done.
27:32I am at the top of the pack with six points, but I've seen how all of this can change in
27:37the blink of an eye, and this is my fourth time here.
27:41Wouldn't it be embarrassing if I don't make it to the semi-finals?
27:44I swear for God, thou shalt put me in the top of two-eth.
27:50Please, sis, and thank you-eth.
27:53Acid, what about you, baby?
27:54How do you feel about the challenge?
27:55Great!
27:56You had funny-ass moments.
27:57You were funny.
27:58I was like, wait a minute, Acid's amazing.
28:00And she looked cool as shit.
28:01That's all that matters, right?
28:03Acid did phenomenal.
28:05I think we were one of the strongest duos on this Maxi Challenge performance.
28:09And I'm happy for that, because we both won those points.
28:14I've been doing a little math.
28:16The points, I mean, they seem like there's a big difference between the girls, but there's
28:19not exactly.
28:20I'd like to throw out there, I won $20,000, and I am not opposed to buying points.
28:25LOL.
28:26Oh!
28:27Oh, she's campaigning.
28:28Well, well, well, well, well.
28:29I will pay you $10,000 right now.
28:32I think we're all a little nervous.
28:34Everybody did really well, and the judges could reward whomever.
28:37And that's kind of scary, because I haven't been playing, like, a friendship-type game here.
28:43And if I happen to be in the bottom, I'm not sure if I have anybody's support.
28:49Do you think anybody's going to try to pull a snap today?
28:53You know, I don't know.
28:54I hope not.
28:55I hope people recognize the hard work that everyone's been doing.
29:01But also stay true to words that they've said.
29:05I am feeling a little frazzled because I am tied with Denali for third place.
29:11And to be honest, I don't think I should even be in this position.
29:18Alyssa, I'm going to bring you into this conversation just because this is part of us.
29:21I know.
29:22I'm hearing.
29:23Yes.
29:24Yeah.
29:25Hallelujah.
29:26That showed me my patience.
29:28So, I hold truth behind words.
29:32You have the right to play the game however you want to play, but my trust is a little shattered with you.
29:38I'm play fair.
29:39In my perspective.
29:40Technically, if you're just going to go by, like, points or, like, standing, I would have been, at least on a scale, I would have been, like, one point worth a scale.
29:48You were in the top because the judges decide that.
29:51In my opinion, Cynthia and I...
29:53But that's not what you said in Untucked, though.
29:55That's not what you said.
29:56I just want to be able to know that I can trust you and I don't know if I can do that.
30:01Points matter to me.
30:02This matters to me.
30:03I know it matters for all of us.
30:04It does.
30:05It does.
30:06I already gave my point to Cynthia because she deserved it too.
30:07I understand that, but I want you to understand why I'm frustrated.
30:09You were not true to your word last week.
30:11It is frustrating because points matter.
30:13My God.
30:14Daya, you need to stop, please.
30:15I think she's not mad at me.
30:17She is mad that Cynthia right now is in second place and not her.
30:21Mi amor, don't take it out on me.
30:24Cynthia, mama.
30:25Mi amor.
30:26I just want to let you know, like, all of, um, just the conversation that I've been having with Alyssa and stuff, it's not because I don't think you deserve points.
30:33Please don't ever think it's because of that reason, because that's why I gave you my points.
30:37But she's telling that she deserved it.
30:39That's what I'm saying.
30:40But that's not the point I'm making, girl.
30:41That's not the point I'm making.
30:42Oh, girl.
30:43Just stop being dramatic, baby.
30:45Please, stop.
30:46I don't think you're understanding what I'm trying to say.
30:48Stop, do your makeup, please.
30:49Shut up.
30:50The girls are starting to crack.
30:51She's so upset.
30:52I'm not upset.
30:53I just want you to understand why I was upset to begin with.
30:56Are you happy with your three points?
30:57I would be happy with an extra point, and I would have had that last week if you would have been true to your word, girl.
31:06Uh-oh, here it comes.
31:07What's that?
31:08Everybody duck.
31:09The tension is real.
31:11Shaka for you.
31:12Shaka for you.
31:13For you too.
31:14There's just only three spots to advance to the semifinals.
31:17And all my sisters, all these perras, they want to advance too.
31:21So this is gonna be a fear spy.
31:23Right on the shoulders if you could.
31:28Oh, yeah.
31:29Oh, yeah.
31:30Ah.
31:31Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars.
31:35My top dog, Michelle Visage.
31:38Ru, I didn't come to play.
31:39I came to spay.
31:41I'm neuter.
31:45She's one classy lassie.
31:47It's T.S. Madison.
31:49Hey, Ru.
31:50Can I pitch you a new show?
31:51Sure.
31:52It's called doggy style.
31:53And I'm not talking about fashion.
31:56Ooh.
31:57Coming soon to Bow Wow Presents Plus.
32:00And she's always best in show.
32:05Mayan Lopez.
32:06Hello, my love.
32:07Nice to see you again, Ru.
32:09Although I think you mean best in show.
32:12Best.
32:15This week we challenged our All Stars to unleash their improv skills in the Golden Bitchler.
32:20And tonight on the runway, category is Paper Dolls.
32:24All Stars, start your engines.
32:26And may the best drag queen win.
32:30Cause you're a star, baby.
32:33Category is Paper Dolls.
32:35Up first, Alyssa Hunter.
32:37I heard she's a triceratops.
32:39I'm wearing something that represents my island, Puerto Rico.
32:43It's called El Vejigante.
32:45It's a mask that is made by newspaper.
32:47And we use this mask for carnivals.
32:49It's very traditional.
32:50Are those bull daggers?
32:54It's heavy as fuck.
32:56But baby, I don't care.
32:57Because I feel like a goddess in this costume.
32:59I like her show.
33:00I think I'm gonna tape it.
33:06Next, Ginger Minj.
33:08To queef or not to queef?
33:10That is the question.
33:12This is probably my favorite runway outfit I've ever worn in my entire life.
33:15This combines all of the elements of who Ginger Minj is.
33:19I've heard of pearl necklaces, but a pearl headband.
33:23It's costumey.
33:24It's couture.
33:25It's made out of Shakespearean plays.
33:28I heard she does love a good ream of paper.
33:35Up next, Denali.
33:37Don't look now, but somebody's behind you.
33:39I am walking in the most incredible paper recreation of an alebrije, which is a Mexican folk spirit animal.
33:48How much for just one wing?
33:49And I wanted to dedicate it to my drag family, which is the fox family.
33:53And I feel really proud to represent my heritage in it.
33:55I don't know about you, but I don't give a flying fox.
33:58Shall we fox now or fox later?
34:06Diabetic.
34:07Ooh, someone needs to hydrate.
34:09Oh, diabolical.
34:11Growing up, I really didn't play with dolls.
34:13It was not really a thing in my house.
34:15My doll as a child was bugs.
34:17Mmm, she really tips the scales.
34:20In this look, the shells that are covering me head to toe are made of paper.
34:25I feel equal parts glamour and freaky, and that is the world that Diabetic brings.
34:31She likes to use an armadillo.
34:35Michelle.
34:36Oh, man.
34:38Up next, Acid Betty.
34:40I knew it!
34:41She does get her hair frosted.
34:45I am wearing head to toe paper, Marie Antoinette realness.
34:49She's letting out a Versailles.
34:51I am telling a little story about the patriarchy.
34:54The front of me is beautiful and everything is getting along great because the patriarchy is in control.
34:59And in reality, it's no, fight the power.
35:01We shall eat the rich.
35:04Oh, she's here to light this bitch up.
35:06Okay.
35:08Up next, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
35:10You've heard of blue balls.
35:13My paper doll look, I call it Remission Fiesta.
35:16Because I'm celebrating my liver cancer remission.
35:19It's color green for liver cancer awareness.
35:21And this is my moment to celebrate something so important and so personal in my life.
35:26Don't stand next to an open flame.
35:28Open flame.
35:31Welcome, Queens.
35:32Tournament of All-Stars rules are in full effect.
35:37Tonight, I will name the top two All-Stars of the week.
35:40And each will receive two points.
35:42Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win $10,000 and one extra point.
35:51This is the last week of your bracket.
35:55Tonight, the top three Queens with the most points will continue on to the semifinals.
36:01And the chance to win a grand prize of $200,000.
36:05Yeah.
36:06Wow.
36:08Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
36:10First up, Alyssa Hunter.
36:13This tonight on the runway is fantastic.
36:15This is gorgeous.
36:16This is different.
36:17This is daring.
36:18This is edgy.
36:19This is paper.
36:20I love just seeing all the little details.
36:21The bracelets.
36:22This is beautiful.
36:23This is avant-garde.
36:24Gracias.
36:25Nada.
36:26In the challenge, looking at you in the costume was cute.
36:29But there were only a couple of moments for me that lasted.
36:32I think the hard part in this improv is sustaining.
36:35So you have a big banana.
36:37It's like, once you get there, you gotta hold it and make us laugh without falling behind.
36:42I think I lost you a little bit.
36:45Up next, Ginger Minj.
36:47Ginger, improv is your wheelhouse.
36:49Mm-hmm.
36:50Like, it was just coming to you so fast.
36:52You and Zane really had great chemistry.
36:54I think you played off of each other.
36:55You were present and you were listening.
36:57What about a 12-step father?
36:59And that made all the jokes you came up with work.
37:02It was so exciting to watch.
37:04Okay.
37:05So, this look.
37:06I wanna do a PSA to camera.
37:08Marie Antoinette and things from that ilk can stop now.
37:13We've seen it all.
37:15However, I love that you put critical books on display here.
37:20Especially when books are under fire for us right now.
37:22Every single piece of paper you see, I typed it out by hand.
37:25I found every scene that dealt with cross-dressing or drag or anything like that.
37:30And so it really just kind of tells my story.
37:33Really good.
37:35Up next, Denali.
37:37I love this.
37:40I'm Mexican and Cuban myself.
37:41Yes.
37:42And so it's just really beautiful that you're incorporating the culture into these looks.
37:45I love the whole look.
37:46It's fantastic.
37:47Thank you, Michelle.
37:48You are an emotional support animal and like you're the therapist type of thing.
37:52Very funny.
37:53Right.
37:54I wanted more of that.
37:55Okay.
37:56Because like you switched to like Nervous Nelly.
37:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:58And that confused me.
37:59Totally.
38:00You did sort of do a shift once you got into the flea bath.
38:01Right.
38:02But it was a good shift.
38:03It was the shift that needed to happen.
38:05It was just a little confused earlier on of what you were doing.
38:08I understand.
38:09Yeah, yeah.
38:10But it's very funny.
38:12Up next, Diabetic.
38:13I feel like I got your character before you even said a word.
38:16Really gave the scene a great energy.
38:18I absolutely loved it.
38:19I loved watching you become her.
38:21We knew what you were doing when you walked in.
38:23It was magical.
38:24The characterization was really good.
38:26I think it was a good night for you.
38:28Honestly, I thought you did really, really well.
38:30All of this is amazing.
38:32Like from head to toe, makeup, horns, everything.
38:37I was like, child, this is the way I'm going to hell.
38:39Just like that.
38:44Up next, acid Betty.
38:46You know what?
38:47Despite my hatred of...
38:49It's not hatred.
38:50I love it.
38:51Your disclaimer.
38:52But no shame because you know what?
38:53The fact that this is all paper is out of control.
38:55Yeah.
38:56And you deserve the A-plus that comes with it.
38:59So you got to play the Doberman Pinscher.
39:01Betty, I was really proud of you.
39:04I thought what you did was smart.
39:06I thought you looked great.
39:07And you made me laugh because you stuck with your character.
39:09Can I say that every time you said shit, I took a seat in my chair like every single time.
39:16I was just in the moment like watching you and it was amazing.
39:20Up next, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
39:23Cuckoo.
39:24I was like, I get to finally say that.
39:27I loved the clear point of view.
39:31You had some really good moments in there.
39:34You know, you did break the improv rule where you said, no, I'm not the fast food chihuahua.
39:40And he wasn't a burrito, he was a chalupa.
39:43But then you saved it and turned it around with being like, it was a chalupa.
39:46You know, like you made that your own.
39:48I laughed from the time I saw you to the end.
39:51I wanted to see more of you.
39:52But girl, this is enough.
39:55And you wrapped some balls around your waist and then you put this paper over here.
40:00You should have rethought that.
40:02At this level of creativity, if you look amongst the stage, it just is too simple.
40:07Thank you, all stars.
40:08I think we've heard enough.
40:09While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
40:14Oh, and one last detail.
40:17Uh-oh.
40:18This week's bottom four queens must give away their MVQ points on the main stage.
40:25Immediately following the final lip sync.
40:28Okay.
40:29Ooh.
40:30Got you, huh?
40:31You may leave the stage.
40:33Thank you, guys.
40:35All right.
40:36Now, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
40:38I think Alyssa Hunter was really strong when she first came in, but then she kind of faded away from me.
40:43I don't think she knew where to go.
40:45Even when they were on the date, you can kind of see that Zayn went to Ginger first.
40:49Yeah.
40:50But she wasn't listening enough to Zayn.
40:53All right, let's talk about her scene partner, Ginger.
40:56Listen, we've seen all those other skinny bitches.
40:58That St. Bernard came in and ran them down.
41:00Okay.
41:01The way that she volleyed off of Zayn, it was amazing.
41:04You know, even like little mannerisms like putting the meatball in the drink and just, you know, how she was sitting.
41:10Like, I understood this woman.
41:12Ginger has years of experience, and it all showed tonight.
41:16Her character was adorable.
41:18It was fun, but it was too kind of all over the place for me.
41:21By the time she got to the hot tub, she was able to have more fun.
41:23Mm-hmm.
41:24She came to life there.
41:25With Daya, she did great.
41:26She was the character.
41:28It was really, really good.
41:29I think Daya Betty's got such star quality.
41:32On the runway, that was absolutely stellar.
41:34I'm just really proud of her growth and who she is as a drag queen.
41:38I loved being able to see the evolution of Acid Betty.
41:41This look tonight, I think she absolutely looked beautiful.
41:43In your challenge, if you can tell your partner to sit and I sit, you got control and command over me.
41:48Yes.
41:49Now, I was a little confused because she was a dominatrix, and then she was submissive.
41:53Yes.
41:54So, I didn't necessarily laugh, but she has certainly evolved since she was here last.
41:59I enjoyed Cuckoo in The Golden Bitchler.
42:01I thought her character was fun.
42:02Like the constant, I've never been with a dog before.
42:05Stuff like that was so funny.
42:07Now, what's forgettable?
42:08Those green balls and stuff.
42:10I was like, girl, no.
42:11Exactly.
42:12Yeah, listen.
42:13Execution is everything.
42:14And it was, it looked cheap.
42:15Yeah.
42:16All right.
42:17Silence.
42:18I have made my decision.
42:19Bring back my all-stars.
42:21Your bitches.
42:22Mm-hmm.
42:23Welcome back, all-stars.
42:24Based on your Golden Bitchler performances and your Paper Dolls runway presentation, I've
42:30made some decisions.
42:32The top two all-stars of the week are...
42:33Ginger Minj.
42:34Oh!
42:35And Diabetti.
42:36Yay!
42:37Oh!
42:38Oh!
42:39Oh!
42:40Oh!
42:41Oh!
42:42Oh!
42:43Oh!
42:44Oh!
42:45Oh!
42:46Oh!
42:47Oh!
42:48Oh!
42:49Oh!
42:50Oh!
42:51Oh!
42:52Oh!
42:53Oh!
42:54Oh!
42:55Oh!
42:56So many of you may step to the back of the stage.
42:59Okay.
43:00I'm still going in there.
43:01Let's light again.
43:02Oh, thank you again.
43:03All right.
43:04What?
43:05Ginger.
43:06Daya.
43:07This week, you both Bow-wow Wow-ed us.
43:11Mm-hmm .
43:12But tonight, there can only be one winner.
43:14Two all-stars stand before me.
43:18Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me.
43:22thousand dollars and earn a coveted extra point in the tournament of all stars the time has come
43:30for you to lip sync for your
43:34me and ginger have been here before and i know how sickening of a lip sinker that ginger is
43:44but this extra point will secure my spot in the semi-finals so betty is going all out good luck
43:51and don't fuck it up
43:54take it out
43:58said a small boy once asked you when will i grow up when will i see what grown-ups do you see
44:10in spite of color age you would have to know the age to be recognized as one of not a mess
44:17now is the time for you to strive
44:21now is the time for you to strive for you to get better in what you are
44:24now is the time for you to strive for you
44:31live your life
44:32now is the time for you to strive for you to get better in what you are
44:50all stars i've made my decision
45:20you want a cash tip of ten thousand dollars and you've earned an extra point
45:35congratulations
45:36thank you all so so much
45:38cynthia denali alissa and acid betty please step forward
45:44bottom four it's time for you to give your mvq point to the all-star you believe is the most
45:57valuable queen of the week choose wisely because your mvq points could determine which queens advance
46:06to the semi-finals in the event of a tie i will choose who moves forward to the semi-finals
46:13the current scores are ginger with eight points
46:17diabetty with six points cynthia lee fontaine has four points denali has three points
46:24alissa hunter and acid betty both have one point
46:28queens write down the name of your mvq now
46:34daya and ginger already have two of the three spots to go to semi-final and right now i have
46:42the third spot but denali is very close to me on points lord have mercy lipsticks down
46:48cynthia which queen gets your mvq point
46:55denali who do you give
47:24your mvq point two the queen that i chose is somebody that i grew up loving and respecting
47:31and even though she drives me the fuck nuts the queen that i chose
47:36is acid
47:39that takes acid betty to two points wow i was expecting to make this question always
47:51alissa hunter who gets your mvq point
47:57i've been playing this game based on who did the best overall and cynthia is my sister but
48:05her look was not the best tonight i cannot do this
48:08it's okay
48:14sorry coco but i chose denali no it's okay
48:17that takes denali's total to four points
48:32so right now denali and cynthia are tied for third place with four points each acid betty
48:42who gets your mvq point
48:45oh my god uh i am the one to decide who wins and who loses but it fucking sucks
48:59because i'm literally going to crush somebody's dreams
49:03right now
49:05i feel like i've kind of been driving the crazy train
49:12with these points and how we were going to give them away
49:16i came here with one of my sisters and she deserves a chance to fight she beat cancer
49:25she makes everyone happy my vote is for cuckoo cynthia lee fontaine
49:31i want her to win this motherfucker
49:33all right
49:35that means cynthia now has five points
49:40you're cool that's bitch
49:42thank you so cool
49:44kai kai for cuckoo
49:46and i promised you i'm gonna burn that green train
49:50bitches better look out because i'm gonna be designing for cynthia in the next round
49:55thank you thank you
49:56all stars
49:57all the points for this bracket have been awarded
50:01which means ginger minge
50:04di betty
50:05and cynthia lee fontaine
50:07congratulations you are advancing to the semifinals
50:11i'm gonna fight for you
50:14denali
50:16elissa hunter
50:18acid betty
50:20all is not lost
50:21you still have a chance to re-enter the competition
50:27yes
50:28mama get past the order
50:32prior to the grand finale
50:35each of our regular judges will choose one eliminated all-star
50:40to be entered into the wild card lottery
50:44randomly one all-star will be selected to compete
50:50in the final lip-sync smackdown
50:53for the crown
50:54and the chance to win
50:58two hundred thousand dollars
51:00wow
51:03gag
51:05thank you all stars
51:07and remember
51:08if you can't love yourself
51:09how in the hell you gonna love somebody else
51:10can i get an amen up in here
51:12all right now let the music play
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