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00:01Wow.
00:02Oh!
00:03We got couches!
00:04A little different.
00:06Okay.
00:07Okay, this is...
00:08Oh, I see already, I see.
00:09Look at it already, girl.
00:10These are the points.
00:11Uh-huh.
00:12Week one is done, and in two weeks,
00:14this group of girls will be cut in half,
00:16and only three of us are making it to the next round.
00:18That is scary.
00:20What does, like, MVQ mean to you, like, in general?
00:23Like, when you heard MVQ, what was it giving?
00:25Well, see, my thing was, it might not even be
00:27who was the best in the challenge.
00:29It could be someone, maybe they helped me.
00:31Maybe they really motivated me.
00:32Right, yeah.
00:33Maybe they really inspired me.
00:34Mm-hmm.
00:35You know?
00:36Most of our build queen is delightfully loosely worded.
00:39So I'm hoping that we can really get on the same page
00:42about how we divvy this out.
00:43I would love a point, and I do feel like I earned a point.
00:46Right.
00:47I feel like I got a lot of praise.
00:48It felt like very much they were just, like, singled out,
00:50like, Bosco, you were great.
00:52Right.
00:53Yeah. Not great enough, toodles.
00:54So if I don't get a point, I'm going to feel some sort of way.
00:57Right.
00:58What's the thing with these MVQ points, strategy,
01:00and relationships come into play?
01:01You know, right now, me and Bosco are kind of becoming
01:03great friends, and she turned it in the challenge.
01:06I could give it to her, but if she wins next week,
01:09she could be at the top of the scoreboard.
01:11Is that really what I want to do?
01:12The safest math bet is we all give each other one.
01:15Yeah, that was kind of my first thought.
01:17That is the diplomatic, like, pageant answer.
01:19But what if I did give my point away to the winning queen this week, Aja?
01:24Oh, oh.
01:25She is my sister coming in here, and obviously we have each other's back.
01:29We're part of the same ballroom house.
01:31Um, Olivia, we're in an alliance.
01:34Help your sister out.
01:35Help your sister out.
01:36That was, like, literally not even in my, like, thought process,
01:39giving them more.
01:40Yeah.
01:41I think everything was in my thought process.
01:42The other girls may not like it, but Aja is my strongest alliance here.
01:46Yes, she just won three points.
01:48But that also makes her a strong contender for the semifinals.
01:51So if I give her the point, I will then effectively not be giving someone else
01:56that is my competitor a point.
01:58Yeah!
01:59Speaking of earning points.
02:00Those pins look real good.
02:03Yes, ma'am.
02:04Aja's now our frontrunner.
02:05Oh, yeah.
02:06All eyes on Aja.
02:07Frontrunner.
02:08Aja just won the motherfucking lip sync.
02:09Winner, winner.
02:10Chicken dinner.
02:12$10,000 tip.
02:14Mine.
02:17And with my three points, I have stamped that bitch I'm here to play this motherfucking
02:22game.
02:23We were just discussing these lovely pins.
02:25These pins.
02:26This is crazy.
02:27Yeah.
02:28This is bananas and pajamas.
02:29This is Lord of the Flies.
02:30This is Val Royale.
02:31Have you made your decision?
02:32What would you do?
02:33If you were in our position.
02:34Look, I'm not gonna lie.
02:35I did a really good job this week.
02:37Yes, you did.
02:38And I'm very proud of it.
02:39And I would love more points.
02:42If I had my way right now, I'd be like, please give the points to the person that you think
02:46was the best this week.
02:47You better campaign, bitch.
02:49Irene is being a giant capitalist right now and is trying to hoard the wealth of these
02:54points.
02:55But you got yours, baby.
02:56You property owning cunt.
02:58She doesn't own property.
02:59She rents.
03:00I think I know what I'm gonna do.
03:02Yeah?
03:03My point is gonna go to Phoenix.
03:07Yay!
03:08I've really bonded with you, Diva.
03:09I'm really excited to see you back here.
03:11Now you know how this all works.
03:12Yep, absolutely.
03:13So, I wanna see more.
03:14Okay, open your mouth.
03:15Yes!
03:16Phoenix had nerves and a little bit of fear in the challenge.
03:20And I really hope that she moves past that.
03:22And I think she will.
03:23Cause she's a competitor.
03:24You know what?
03:25I'm gonna just, I'm gonna give you mine.
03:26Wow!
03:27You hit me.
03:28You were amazing.
03:29And this is not just because we talked about it for 20 minutes.
03:33But, she's my melanated sister and I gotta give it to Miss Olivia those vocals.
03:36We're vocal-ing.
03:37I love you.
03:38This going to you, honey.
03:39Thank you, sister.
03:41There you go, baby.
03:42And I, I truly believe that you deserve a point.
03:47If she doesn't give me a point, I will flip tables.
03:51I will flip people.
03:52I will flip burgers because it is late and I am hungry, so.
03:56I'm very happy to give Deja this point.
04:00Thank you, sister!
04:02Giving the points away to each other, this is such an Olivia Luxe a la season 13 move.
04:07But, I didn't want to push the agenda and be seen as a non-team player.
04:11We're world piecing so fiercely right now and I'm so into it.
04:13Alright, if we don't play this same game when I'm safe, I'm gonna be pissed.
04:16I know.
04:17Sorry, bitch.
04:18Enjoy the endorphins for now.
04:19I'm not surprised that Olivia did not give me her point because, bitch, I'm in the motherfucking
04:24lead and I know that Olivia's gonna have my back when it counts.
04:27That's all I care about.
04:28Well, bitch, you know what this means?
04:30It is time to get out of this.
04:32Ow!
04:33Let's do it.
04:34Ow!
04:35Ow!
04:36This week was a campfire jamboree kumbaya roast and s'mores.
04:39I'm really happy for you.
04:41That's not gonna last.
04:42My Z-bugs.
04:43We're gonna make sure that we are carrying each other.
04:46Well, let's make it a thing.
04:48Right now, everybody's a winner.
04:49But, I think we could be playing a completely different game next week.
04:54Bitch, top three.
04:55Let's do it.
04:56This is where the allegiances, the alliances, the cloak and dagger, the backstabbing could really begin.
05:02Could be fun.
05:04It's 40 inches.
05:05Synthetica, right?
05:06We're back, baby!
05:07Come on, week two!
05:08Yes, Biff!
05:09Bad bitches only!
05:10It's a new day in the workroom and I can't believe that after losing so dramatically on season 15 that I have won the very first challenge!
05:13Bitches, I am here!
05:15You ready for week two, girls?
05:16Welcome back, ladies.
05:17Hello.
05:18Well, it's the first week down and we only have three weeks, which means we are about 33% done.
05:22You are so good at math.
05:23Arrhythmia, algorithm.
05:24You're like Rain Woman over here.
05:25I'm an algorithmist.
05:26What zodiac is that?
05:27I'm calculus rising.
05:28Uh-huh.
05:29I'm calculus rising.
05:30Uh-huh.
05:31I'm calculus rising.
05:32Uh-huh.
05:33I'm calculus rising.
05:34Uh-huh.
05:35I'm calculus rising.
05:36Uh-huh.
05:37I'm calculus rising.
05:38Uh-huh.
05:39I'm calculus rising.
05:40Uh-huh.
05:41I'm calculus rising.
05:42Uh-huh.
05:43I'm calculus rising.
05:44Uh-huh.
05:45We all have points in the room right now.
05:48Yeah, everybody got a participation point.
05:50Why do you wanna be like that?
05:53Not the participation point.
05:54She had one good day and now look at her.
05:56Oh.
05:57Ooh!
05:58Irene would just be running her mouth.
06:00I'd be like, oh my God.
06:01Aja, now's not the right time to make a moment, baby.
06:03Your paint looks crazy.
06:05But I do feel like she did great in the challenge, so I'm starting to respect her and her craft.
06:10You know, I guess if I didn't win the lip sync, maybe I'd feel differently.
06:12I personally feel like I did a great job.
06:16Yeah.
06:17You did.
06:18I'm really fucking happy with what I did.
06:19Yeah.
06:20I think I was this close to being in that top two.
06:21You were interesting.
06:22I agree.
06:23I feel like they were splitting hairs.
06:24It felt like they had the X-Acto knife on the wig hair, just slicing it down the middle.
06:27Oh.
06:28Yeah.
06:29For that, it's second place spot.
06:30Ha-ha-ha.
06:31Oh, shit.
06:32Here we go!
06:33Yes!
06:34Woo!
06:35Girl!
06:36She's not ready to hair!
06:37Ahoy, all stars.
06:39All hands below deck.
06:41And remember, cruising is the new winning.
06:44Oh.
06:45Okay.
06:46So bon voyage, bitches.
06:48Hello, hello, hello.
06:49Hello.
06:50Hello, mother.
06:51Blue?
06:52Yes.
06:53In the navy.
06:54Good morning, all stars.
06:55Good morning, team.
06:56To win this tournament, you've got to be able to roll with the punches.
07:01Oh.
07:02Oh, pit crew.
07:03Hello.
07:04Hello.
07:05Hi, Bruno.
07:06For today's mini-challenge, we're playing a little game called Front Roll.
07:21Oh.
07:22Oh, wow.
07:23Your goal is to roll softballs up the tanned and brawny chests of the pit crew.
07:29Ooh.
07:30The things we put you through.
07:33Oh, my God.
07:34But here's the catch.
07:35No hands.
07:36Ooh.
07:37I feel like I've done this before.
07:39Pit crew, do you give consent?
07:42In the end, whichever pair rolls the softball from their belly buttons to their lips in the
07:49least amount of time wins.
07:51And by lips, I mean these pair.
07:53Oh, my God.
07:54But I just bought mine.
07:56First round, Bosco, Deja Sky, and Phoenix assume the position.
08:02Ooh.
08:03Have fun, Divas.
08:04All right.
08:05All right.
08:06How you doing?
08:07Good.
08:08Now, if the ball drops, the queen must pick it up and start all over again.
08:14Ready, set, go.
08:17Oh, I know that's right.
08:18It's really cool.
08:19Oh, my God.
08:20Oh, oh.
08:21Winner wins.
08:22Okay.
08:23We've got a winner over here.
08:24Oh.
08:25I've got years of experience playing with balls, so I'm not too surprised at this point.
08:40Bosco, it's over.
08:41Not for me.
08:42Shut up.
08:43Keep going.
08:44That's not how the game works.
08:45There you go.
08:46You're insane.
08:47So Phoenix won, but Bosco scored.
08:49Yes.
08:50All right.
08:51Round two.
08:52Ready, set, begin.
08:53Okay.
08:54Oh, my God.
08:55Oh, my God.
08:56Oh, my God.
08:57Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:58Use those titties.
08:59Use those titties, Sasha.
09:00I'm trying to use my mommy mode.
09:01You're insane.
09:02You're insane.
09:03So Phoenix won, but Bosco scored.
09:04Yes.
09:05All right.
09:06Round two.
09:07Ready, set, begin.
09:08Okay.
09:09Oh, my God.
09:10Oh, my God.
09:11Oh, they're going low, low.
09:12All right.
09:13Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:14Hold up now.
09:15Yes, yes.
09:16Yes, yes.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:18Oh, oh.
09:19Oh, oh.
09:20Okay.
09:21Oh, oh, oh.
09:22Use those titties.
09:23Use those titties, Sasha.
09:25I'm trying to use my mommy milkers like this.
09:28I'm trying.
09:29Oh, oh, oh.
09:30Oh, oh, oh.
09:31Oh, oh, oh.
09:32Oh, Irene.
09:33Irene got it.
09:34Oh, my teeth still there.
09:35All 72 of your teeth are fine, baby.
09:37That means Phoenix and Irene, you are going to the finals.
09:40Yes.
09:41Okay, early out, sister.
09:42Yes.
09:43Assume the position.
09:44Hopefully my mom's not going to see this footage.
09:46Sorry, mom.
09:47Are you ready?
09:48Are you set?
09:50Go.
09:51Go.
09:52Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
09:54No hands, no elbows.
09:55They are pros.
10:01Oh, my God.
10:03All right.
10:04All right.
10:04Irene, got it.
10:06What?
10:08Congratulations, Irene.
10:10My goodness.
10:11Being a fast girl really pays off.
10:14You've won a cash tip.
10:17$2,500.
10:18Courtesy of the pack underwear.
10:20I have a 100% mini-challenge record.
10:27My queens, drag is not a crime.
10:30But for this week's maxi-challenge, you are all suspects.
10:34What?
10:35In the mystery improv, Murder on the Dance Floor.
10:41Gondolo.
10:42Now, without a script, you need to create entertaining characters.
10:46But remember, anything you say can and will be used against you tomorrow on the main stage.
10:53Now, I will leave you with the case files so you can pick your parts.
10:58All-stars.
10:59Scott your engines.
11:00And may the best drag queen win.
11:02Yeah!
11:03Yeah!
11:05All right, y'all.
11:06All right, let's get into it.
11:07Murder on the Dance Floor.
11:09Dun, dun, dun!
11:10For this week's maxi-challenge, we're going to be improv-ing in the whodunit, Murder on the Dance Floor.
11:15We do have three other co-stars.
11:18Inspector Poussey, played by Rupal.
11:21Captain Stooping, played by Carson Kressley.
11:25And then Michelle Missage, played by Michelle Missage.
11:29Well, we have a crime to solve.
11:31How y'all want to do this?
11:31Should we just read out all of the character descriptions?
11:34Yeah.
11:35Getting so close to winning last week was really bittersweet.
11:40I need this week to be my week, so I have to choose the right role.
11:45I'm really feeling Cherry Cheeks.
11:47Cherry Cheeks, the party crusher.
11:49I'm feeling Ashley Brashley.
11:50I see that for you.
11:51I think playing a corpse is very in your real house.
11:53Oh my god, I do it all the time.
11:54She has an identical twin sister.
11:56Oh, it's a double role.
11:57Kind of psychotic, I like it.
11:58Absolutely.
11:59Madame Buffon, the fortune-tell of the mysterious dark lady at the party.
12:03I'm really feeling Madame Buffon.
12:05Because I won an improv challenge on my season, but I also went home on an acting comedy challenge.
12:12Your performance is ginger ale.
12:14We've seen it a lot now, so it would have been really fun to see you play somebody dark and somebody evil.
12:19I really want to do a character that allows me to be over the top.
12:25Madame Buffon is dark and mysterious.
12:29Something I haven't shown before, and I'm going to slay.
12:34God damn it!
12:35I'm really feeling Kitty Laveau.
12:37She's kind of giving me delusional Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard.
12:41Uh-huh.
12:41Old Hollywood starlet, and has a glass eye.
12:44So, I got this fucking dialed in, baby.
12:47Do that one, Diva.
12:48Okay.
12:49Yeah.
12:49Oh, hell yeah.
12:50The kooky cabaret performer, who actually is a terrible singer.
12:55As far as, like, comedy goes, there is a lot of meat in that part that I can absolutely dig my teeth into.
13:00Anybody feeling Chardonnay Harrington?
13:02The cougar?
13:02I mean, I kind of like her.
13:04Yeah?
13:04Yeah.
13:04I feel like Deja would be a cute cougar.
13:06Absolutely.
13:07Delphine Burgundy is the one that's left, I think, right?
13:09The victim's BFF and maid of honor.
13:11I actually became rich from a stolen Burgundy family gumbo recipe.
13:14We can do that.
13:15Yeah.
13:15Are you sure?
13:16I just want to make sure mine had a southern accent, because I can't hide this thing.
13:20So, does everybody just have a role they like, and nobody is questioning that?
13:23We're not going to fight over it anyway?
13:25Can we pretend?
13:26I want Ashley Brashley.
13:27That's too fucking bad.
13:28Fuck you, bitch.
13:29I'm taking it no matter what.
13:31I want Ashley and Brashley!
13:34What I have to prove here is that I understand the character, and that I can, you know, roll with the punches.
13:43Because last time I did an improv challenge.
13:46Oh my god!
13:47What I got was a whiny brat, and that is not the character.
13:51And not only did I not understand.
13:52You sucked.
13:53Ha!
13:53Yeah, pretty much.
13:54I love Aja, and we're just really developing a kinship and, like, a mutual respect.
13:59I might have not been the worst that week, but it was definitely, you think I was?
14:05She gravitates towards me.
14:06I think because she knows that when she's spewing her bullshit, I'll spew bullshit right back at her.
14:11Why are you always reading me, bitch?
14:13Because you're always reading me, bitch.
14:15When did I read you?
14:16I don't know.
14:16I'm not listening to you.
14:17I am not famously known for being the improv queen of drag race.
14:23I think I was afraid to make a fool out of myself, because I had looked at drag so much as my baby trans identity at the time,
14:30where I was like, oh no, I just need to be this woman.
14:33But now I'm like, girl, the woman is fine.
14:35Put on the clown hat.
14:36Let's go.
14:36I would never do such a thing to my sister.
14:38How dare you?
14:39Why do you have on the Frank Sinatra fedora for this?
14:48Why are you worried?
14:50I'm not worried.
14:51Just wondering.
14:52Listen, bitch.
14:53I need to stay in the lead, so it's like pedal to the metal.
14:56Baby, come on.
14:56Let's go.
14:58The time has come for me to make my grand exit.
15:01Bye.
15:02Kiss the hand.
15:03Toodles, man.
15:03Actually, don't touch me.
15:05If she tripped right now, I would die.
15:06Do you like your character?
15:10I love my character.
15:11Yeah, the more I'm reading, more I'm really happy.
15:13I like mine also.
15:14My goal this week is to just chill out.
15:17Yeah.
15:18Enjoy the moment.
15:19Because my nerves just completely took over the moment.
15:21Last week.
15:21Like, you're a professional.
15:22You're a legend.
15:22Like, you've been doing this for a long time.
15:24You are absolutely...
15:25I usually do feel old.
15:27Well, a compliment.
15:28Watch your mouth, bitch.
15:28Compliment, a critique, and then compliment.
15:29You know what I mean?
15:30I had to get to the next compliment.
15:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:32You also have a lot of work done.
15:34This bitch today?
15:36I don't really have a history of improv or acting experience.
15:40We've arrived at Hermaphrodite Spaceship.
15:42And let's be real.
15:43I can only go up from my Queens in Space performance.
15:49Rue is going to be giving us each a cross-examination.
15:53So that's why I'm actually so excited to bounce ideas off of you.
15:55Right.
15:56Because you clearly understand how this works.
15:58Sure.
15:59An improv challenge is definitely on my alley.
16:04I did great at my improv challenge.
16:05Is this the audition for AJ and the Queen?
16:08So, I'm going in confident?
16:13Yes.
16:14The only thing I'm a little bit nervous about is I'm the flirtatious cougar, and I love
16:18Detective Pousset.
16:20Is that what it says?
16:20I have to seduce the woman in charge.
16:26I'm sorry, what?
16:27Rue makes me nervous.
16:29I'm not a seductress.
16:31I'm a clown.
16:33Can you blink one eye?
16:33What if Rue doesn't think I'm funny?
16:37Because I can't wink, or I touched him inappropriately.
16:40That's my character, Rue.
16:42I'm sorry.
16:43I'm spiraling, and I'm spiraling down.
16:46My character is pretending to be someone she's not, so I think I'm actually going to do two accents.
16:50Yes.
16:50I need to take a big swing every time I'm up to bat, because as a frontrunner, I'm already the last person these girls are going to give their MVQ points to, so at this point, the only way forward is to win.
17:01Could I be like a celebritant in the UK?
17:04You know what I mean?
17:04All right, do you want to know who I really am?
17:07Oh, is she from Transylvania?
17:08That would be German, but yeah.
17:10Oh, is she?
17:12Transylvanians would be more like this.
17:13Oh, my God.
17:14You are a character actor.
17:16I have never done an improv challenge, but I feel pretty confident in my ability to improv, because I do have a BFA in playwriting and directing.
17:24First of all, I didn't know the bitch had a BFA, Miss Irene the Thespian.
17:30So good luck, Deja.
17:34There are the have-yots and the have-not.
17:39The southerner, no, it's terrible.
17:41We're getting there.
17:42My southerner accent isn't incredible either.
17:44Right.
17:45Yeah, don't do that again.
17:46I know.
17:47I know.
17:48Today, we are getting ready for our improv.
17:51Murder on the dance floor!
17:53I saw that coming.
17:55In my crystal ball.
17:56Bet you didn't see this, though.
17:57Uh-oh.
17:58Baby, we do not have a lot of time to get into character.
18:01However, I am pretty confident that I'll be able to deliver, but I'm bouffant.
18:05Girls, I see something in my crystal ball.
18:09We're about to board the ship.
18:11Keep working on it, honey.
18:13Bail.
18:14She didn't see that coming.
18:16Can we get another vision?
18:18Like, shit.
18:19Bitch, be in the top two.
18:20Well, then you know she's not psychic.
18:25Don't be a hater, Bosco.
18:26Girl.
18:28This is low-key, like, setting off something for me.
18:31Season 13, I felt like I had trepidation in saying or speaking up for myself.
18:36I'm not doing it this time around.
18:38Bitch, I'ma stand up for me.
18:40Baby, you're the one that's not doing the southern accent.
18:42Well, I get to have a specific accent, because it says so right here.
18:45It worked, Diva.
18:47All right.
18:48You want to throw daggers, baby?
18:49Let's do it.
18:50Okay, baby.
18:51Let's hear your southern accent.
18:52I don't have to have one, either.
18:53I ran away to the circuit.
18:55I was giving her encouragement about how bad my southern accent was.
18:58Yeah, but then you wanted to throw something at me.
19:00You said it.
19:00I didn't know we were so sensitive.
19:02That I'm sensitive?
19:03I'm calling it out.
19:04Okay.
19:05Period.
19:06Wait, what's happening right here?
19:07It was a joke.
19:09Okay, work, Diva.
19:10Be funny and memorable.
19:11Go ahead.
19:11And joke around.
19:12Work, Diva.
19:13Mwah.
19:14Kisses, love.
19:15Don't do that.
19:16Don't do the demeaning kisses.
19:17Don't do that.
19:18Okay.
19:19I'm trying to prepare for my character, but I'm kind of having a bad deja vu moment of how
19:25me and Lady Camden fought the rusical week.
19:27I was in the bottom that week.
19:29I don't need this right now.
19:30Let's just get ready, because the challenge is being done today.
19:34So, you know, I don't want y'all to, because we got to work together.
19:39Yeah.
19:40Put your energy somewhere else.
19:42What are you hairspray?
19:43I'm just being the nosy neighbor.
19:46She don't want to talk and she want to kiss or whatever to end the conversation and not
19:50talk about it.
19:51That's fine.
19:51I'm cool.
19:52Olivia, no.
19:53We in the second week.
19:54We halfway done.
19:56Olivia, I need you to catch up.
19:57It's Mimu versus the world.
19:59And you over here worried about comments.
20:00This nice Olivia or whatever, whatever anyone thought they were going to get with me, I'm
20:07standing up for myself and I'm talking.
20:09Okay?
20:10It's not, it's not cute, kind Olivia.
20:13This is competition, Olivia.
20:15If you're not familiar with it, hello.
20:17There are two kinds of people.
20:20They have knots and they have yachts.
20:23My new case brought me to the Delta Dawn, a yacht on Lake Pontchartrain to investigate
20:29a murder on the dance floor.
20:33Oh my God.
20:34Do you think we should get your mouth to mouth or something?
20:37Come on, wake up.
20:38Well, all right, all right.
20:39Step away from the body.
20:41Hey, may I introduce my platonic friend and pickleball partner, Inspector Poussay.
20:47What do we have here, Captain Stooping?
20:50Well, the victim is Ashley Brashley.
20:52Poor dear.
20:53She was celebrating a bachelorette party, but the only gift she got was murder.
21:02What is this?
21:04Well, it looks like a half-eaten red herring to me.
21:07Smells like it too.
21:08I don't know if I can answer it.
21:11Ashley!
21:11She's dead!
21:13Which one of you monsters murdered my twin sister?
21:16Whoa!
21:18Twin sister?
21:19Wow.
21:20Okay.
21:21Everyone else except for her.
21:23Okay.
21:23You're going to have to go.
21:25All right, ladies.
21:26Let's move it right along.
21:28Ooh!
21:29La, la.
21:30You have lovely nails, mademoiselle.
21:34Thanks.
21:34I did them myself.
21:36The hairdresser looked familiar, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
21:42You are Mary-Kate.
21:44Yes, I am Mary-Kate Ashley's twin sister.
21:47Fraternal?
21:48No, identical.
21:49You see it, right?
21:50Oh.
21:50She was so beautiful.
21:52I mean, you have to see something.
21:53So tell me about your childhood.
21:55Well, me and my sister, we grew up in the trenches in New Orleans.
21:58And Mama went to go join the Freaky Dicky Circus, so we only had each other.
22:02And I loved her so bad and so much, I just can't do it without her right now.
22:06What will you miss the most about your sister?
22:09Well, I will have to say I will miss her beauty.
22:11And she owned Columbo Gumbo, the best gumbo place in New Orleans.
22:15Which is your gumbo recipe?
22:16I can't tell you, because then I'm going to have to kill you, sir.
22:21Do you have any allergies?
22:23Well, um, my sister, she had an allergy to red heron.
22:27But me, myself, no, me, never.
22:29I, no.
22:30Where were you at the time of the murder?
22:33Sir, this is nice and all, but I have to go soon.
22:36Where do you have to go?
22:37I have to go check on the business.
22:39But you are not running the business.
22:42Your sister runs the business.
22:43My sister is dead.
22:45That's why we're here investigating.
22:47I see that you're getting a little upset prematurely, aren't you?
22:52Did I mention my sister was beautiful?
22:55Mary-Kate loved her sister.
22:58But I couldn't help thinking that something smelled fishy.
23:02State your name for me.
23:04Delphine Burgundy.
23:06Burgundy, Burgundy.
23:07Burgundy.
23:08Burgundy.
23:08Is he from the famous family who has the gumbo?
23:12The recipe was stolen.
23:14Who is this thief?
23:16Who is this thief?
23:17I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
23:18Who is this thief?
23:19I'm not sure.
23:19Who is this thief?
23:19Okay, I hate her.
23:21Ashley stole my grandmother's recipe.
23:23What is this?
23:25We were childhood friends.
23:27Mary-Kate and Ashley even came and lived with us after her crazy-ass mother ran to the circus.
23:31Your friend stole the recipe.
23:33She put us out of business.
23:34And what did your grandmother do for work after this?
23:37She sold her pussy.
23:39How much did she sell it for?
23:40Oh, grandma, I'm sorry.
23:42A dollar.
23:42A dollar?
23:43A dollar.
23:44For grandma's pussy?
23:46Walk me through your anger.
23:48Think about having everything.
23:50And then all of a sudden you lose it all.
23:53Because of one greedy little bitch.
23:55This will give you motive to kill her, no?
23:57No.
23:58I didn't kill her.
23:59I'm not going to jail.
24:01Wait.
24:02Could I sell pussy in jail?
24:05Delphine is like a pot of gumbo.
24:07You don't know what the hell is in there.
24:09What is your name?
24:11Wyatt Chardonnay Harrington.
24:13The richest bitch in New Orleans.
24:16Chardonnay after the wine.
24:17I do drink a lot.
24:18Okay.
24:19What is your favorite drink?
24:20Something tall.
24:22Dark.
24:23Mm-hmm.
24:24Slim.
24:24Mm-hmm.
24:25And I love a little mustache.
24:28So you are the sister of the groom.
24:31That's my baby brother.
24:32This means that I don't just let him go off with anyone.
24:35Like that little tramp.
24:37So you are not happy with the bride.
24:41I'm open to welcoming anyone, Mr. Poussaint.
24:46But for some reason, she reeked of gumbo, and I didn't like that.
24:49Do you mind if I get a little more comfortable?
24:51Sure.
24:51Be my guest.
24:52Things are heating up, if you will.
24:53Okay.
24:54What is his brother's name?
24:56He is Harry Harrington.
24:58Do you have a picture?
24:59Oh, I do, Mr. Poussaint.
25:01Oh, my goodness.
25:02I don't know what happened there.
25:04Jesus.
25:05Madam.
25:05Madam.
25:06Madam, please.
25:07Oh.
25:07Control your pussy.
25:09Sorry, sorry.
25:10I think it's the drink.
25:11How many have you had tonight?
25:13Eight.
25:13Enches.
25:15I mean, glasses.
25:17Chardonnay.
25:19Mm.
25:19She puts the easy in big easy.
25:23All right, just a few questions.
25:24What is your name?
25:26Kitty Laveau.
25:27Kitty Laveau, the singer.
25:29I don't know why I'm here.
25:30My manager keeps on booking me for these chicken shit gigs,
25:33surrounded by all these 10-piece chicken McNobodies.
25:36Kitty, is this short for something?
25:38Kitteris.
25:39I'm going to write this down just in case I want to remember this name.
25:43I love the Kitteris.
25:45What is your repertoire, Miss Kitty Laveau?
25:47I am a cabaret singer.
25:49Can you sing something for me?
25:50Oh, I would love to.
25:52Oh, when the saints go march in.
25:59Marvelous.
26:00Oh, thank you.
26:01And all the opportunities I've had in my life, this is by far the most recent.
26:03How did you meet Ashley?
26:05Fuck.
26:07I have to confess.
26:08We used to be best friends.
26:09Ah.
26:10When we were kids, we were playing cops and robbers.
26:13Yes?
26:13And she shot my fucking eye out.
26:16This one.
26:17Oh.
26:17I lost this one to glaucoma.
26:19Oh, I see.
26:19This is a glass eye.
26:20I am blind.
26:21Why are you laughing at me?
26:25I'm not laughing at you.
26:26I'm laughing at life.
26:27So, you had your eye put out by the victim.
26:31But you did not kill her.
26:32No.
26:33I couldn't find the damn bitch because I can't see.
26:35I want to believe her.
26:37But I didn't like the way her eye followed me around the room.
26:42What is your name?
26:44Well, I'm Miss Cherry Cheeks, darling.
26:46How do you know the bride?
26:49I was invited by Mr. P...
26:51And then he was told to come by Mrs. P...
26:54Well, I did check the guest list.
26:57Yes?
26:58And your name does not appear.
27:00I do believe I was here as perhaps a plus one or maybe a plus two.
27:05Well, there are certain things you have not disclosed.
27:08I want to hear about who you have been married to.
27:13I've had many husbands over the years.
27:15Which one specifically are you referring to?
27:19Harry Harrington.
27:26Well, aren't you a clever bear, Mr. Pousset?
27:30Well, yes.
27:32I admit.
27:33I am the former Mrs. Harry Harrington.
27:35The first.
27:36Before that Jezebel stole him away from me.
27:39But I don't see what that has to do with that poor girl's murder.
27:42Well, it is a perfect motive.
27:44Perhaps when I came here tonight, I had intended on exacting some form of revenge on that girl.
27:50But I found her body on the floor and realized somebody else done already done had theirs.
27:56Mmm.
27:57Like I always say, revenge is a dish best served Cajun style.
28:04Please state your name.
28:06I am the eccentric, Madame Buffant.
28:10They gave me that name, Buffant, because I used to wear my hair up all nice at the circus.
28:16That's another story.
28:17Wait, stop.
28:18Did you say circus?
28:19Oh, I said no such thing.
28:21I think you're hearing things.
28:22You performed in the circus.
28:25I don't know what you're talking about.
28:26I just look in this crystal ball here.
28:28What did she say?
28:30Mirror, mirror, crystal ball.
28:33Tell Pousset it all.
28:37Hmm.
28:37Let's see.
28:38I can see right through you.
28:40This thing, just wait one second.
28:41I think it's not hooked up to the Wi-Fi.
28:43Does anyone have the Wi-Fi password for this?
28:45I just said.
28:46You can stop the charade.
28:47You are actually the mother of the twins.
28:52You ran away to the circus.
28:54I did run away to the circus.
28:56And the circus, oh, it loved me.
28:58The crowds would cheer.
29:00I was the premier fortune teller.
29:03Ooh, and the men.
29:04Ooh, I ran through that cast of clowns.
29:07Why did you really come here?
29:09I came here to see my daughter before the big day.
29:12To kill her?
29:13I would never do such a thing.
29:16I might be dark.
29:17I might be mysterious.
29:19And I might be black.
29:20But that has nothing to do with this murder.
29:24The only thing stronger than a mother's love is murder.
29:28I brought you all together to reveal who murdered Ashley Brashley.
29:35Chardonnay Harrington, you had a motive, but you couldn't have killed Ashley.
29:42There's security footage of you passed out drunk at the time of the murder.
29:46Next, Kitty Laveau.
29:47You, too, had a motive, but witnesses saw you performing your ghastly cabaret number at the time of the murder, which leads us to Cherry Cheeks, the jealous ex-wife.
30:01All those spirits have gone to your brain, rendering you deranged.
30:06But I'm less.
30:08Next, Madame Buffon.
30:10You may be a bad murderer and a bad fortune teller, but you are no murderer.
30:17You truly loved your daughters.
30:19Oh, my God.
30:20You my mama?
30:21That leaves us with Delphine.
30:23Bugondi, you spiked Ashley's planter's punch with red herring.
30:29What?
30:30Ashley did not die of her red herring allergy.
30:34In fact, Ashley did not die at all.
30:38Isn't that right, Mary Kate?
30:39Or should I say, Ashley Brashley?
30:44What exactly are you saying, sir?
30:46This is not Ashley who is dead.
30:48It's Mary Kate.
30:49Ashley set up this whole event to kill her identical twin sister, then steal her identity so she can walk away from her overwhelming gambling debts.
31:00You have no proof.
31:02All right.
31:03If you are not Ashley, then eat this red herring.
31:07Get that fish away from my face.
31:11Exactly as I suspected.
31:13The red herring is a red herring.
31:16You got me, copper.
31:17And Ashley, you might have pulled it off.
31:20Except by the time you came to kill your sister, she was already dead.
31:26Because the real killer is the hairdresser.
31:33Or should I say, Lady Gangster in Hiding, Michelle Massage.
31:39What?
31:39My platonic friend, Captain Stooping, overheard you having a heated argument with Ashley.
31:45Ashley was threatening to expose your true identity.
31:49No weapon, no crime.
31:51Mmm.
31:52Let me present Exhibit A.
31:57An arsenic-tinged fingernail.
32:00Mmm.
32:01I found it in the victim's scalp.
32:03It matches the missing fingernail on Michelle's right hand.
32:07You poisoned the victim while styling her hair.
32:12Inspector, your poussée is on fire.
32:14Ooh.
32:15Welcome, Captain.
32:17Ooh.
32:18You can fool some of the people some of the time.
32:20But you cannot fool the poussée.
32:24Ha ha ha.
32:25Now let the music play.
32:26Music.
32:27Crue.
32:28We just slayed the murder mystery thriller, Murder on the Dance Floor.
32:41Oh, sister, honey, you better bet your house down boots.
32:45I'm just like so bad at drag queen talk.
32:48It just is not in me.
32:49I had, like, cutting bitch talk, though, which has similar origins, which allows me to communicate
32:54with the locals.
32:55How are we feeling, divas?
32:58It was cute.
32:59I think yesterday I was, like, a lot more relaxed and just kind of took in the moment.
33:04I mean, how many people get an opportunity to just improv with RuPaul?
33:07Yeah.
33:08How was yours?
33:08I am feeling reasonably confident.
33:11I had, like, what I feel is a really good showing.
33:13Huh?
33:14I, like, got her to, like, drop character from, like, having to laugh.
33:17Oh, that's great.
33:17And that feels really, really good.
33:19Wait, wait, wait.
33:20Go over there.
33:22Whoa.
33:23Wow, you suck.
33:24I'm obsessed with Irene.
33:26I love when a bitch has something to prove and comes back and does it.
33:30People are definitely gonna feel more now this week like crabs in a bucket.
33:36Everybody's gonna be wanting to claw to the top, and we're at the top.
33:40I have a class system that I'm applying to my alliances.
33:43Of course, at the diamond class, I have Meemoo with Olivia Lux.
33:47The Melanation Station with Deja is the Platinum Alliance.
33:51And now I need to find out who's my goal.
33:53In the MVQ ceremony, the other girls are going to not want to give us points
33:58because we are already in the lead.
34:00So I think that if you and I are both safe, it is in both of our best interests
34:04to if you scratch my back, I scratch yours.
34:06You know what I mean?
34:08Okay.
34:09Okay.
34:10Yeah.
34:10This conversation never happened.
34:12New week, new alliance.
34:14Baby, messy booth.
34:17Listen, we only got three weeks, so I'm being very cutthroat, reckless.
34:22Maybe I'm speeding at 191 down a freeway of 52.
34:26I don't know, girl.
34:27I'm just going straight for it.
34:29Deja, how do you feel you did yesterday?
34:31Terrible.
34:32Really?
34:32I really feel like I bombed, like I had never felt this low, even in season 14.
34:37I was just too much in my head.
34:38I'm going to ask you this.
34:39Uh-huh.
34:40As someone who applies tons of pressure on myself, you know what I mean?
34:43Yes.
34:44So do you feel that, like, you were putting an abnormal amount of pressure on yourself?
34:49Yes.
34:50And that you're not living in what actually happened?
34:53I don't know.
34:54I can tell Deja's in a bad place in her head.
34:57That was me last week, so I do feel for it.
35:00I just constantly feel like I'm not good enough.
35:03But you are.
35:04I just don't know where it stems from.
35:05I don't know where it comes from.
35:07I don't know why I can't let myself just be happy for myself.
35:12Yeah.
35:12For some reason, I just care too much what people think.
35:16Yeah.
35:16We do drag.
35:18We perform.
35:19So we do look for this, and we enjoy the spotlight.
35:22That's why we do what we do.
35:24Right.
35:24But, like, you have to learn when to separate that and then cut that off.
35:28Yeah.
35:28Like, you know, it's going to get in the way of your amazing talents that you offer to the world.
35:34You're here for a reason.
35:35But, like, you have to believe that you are great at what you do.
35:38And until you do, know that your sisters see it for you.
35:41Like, if you can't find it in yourself quite yet, we got it here for you.
35:44Yep.
35:44I love you.
35:45We're really happy that you're here.
35:46What up, Mimu?
35:49So, whoever came about the whole situation with you, I'll see you over there.
35:57We both apologize to each other, and that is that.
36:00This might not have been the best timing to make stupid little cutting remarks.
36:04So I'm sorry about that.
36:06I appreciate that, and I thank you for sharing that.
36:09I have not gotten a chance yet to stand up for myself here, but this is not the way to do it.
36:14I'm so sorry.
36:17I love you.
36:18I'm not letting that get in the way of my game and what I am doing.
36:21I want to fucking win.
36:23I'm confident in what I did.
36:24I love that.
36:25You know what?
36:25We haven't had a game plan meeting in a minute.
36:28Okay.
36:29So what's the game plan?
36:30What will happen if you get the opportunity to give an MVQ point?
36:34To be honest with you, I don't know where it's going to go.
36:39We have Melanation Station.
36:41With Deja, you see yourself giving away an MVQ point to somebody else other than like us.
36:47I mean, it really just depends on the circumstances.
36:49Like, it depends.
36:50Like, what if you and Deja are in the top?
36:52You know, am I supposed to just give one of y'all my points still?
36:56Even though you were in the top last week, I either wanted to give my point to you or Deja.
37:00Even though you won, my loyalty lies with my alliances.
37:06Now, I thought Operation Mimu and Melanation Station, you got each other's backs.
37:11But let's just say, I don't know if Aja and I are playing out of the same playbook.
37:16You have to be really smart with how you do this.
37:18You got to be playing the game of mathematics.
37:20Girl, make it make sense.
37:22Is this what we're doing or is it not?
37:24Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars.
37:28She's a real killer diller.
37:30It's Michelle Visage.
37:32More like Phyllis, diller.
37:33Ha!
37:36Oh, Captain, my Captain, it's Carson Kresley.
37:39Hello, I have great news, Ru.
37:41I'm going to be on the next season of Below Deck.
37:44You mean Below Deck?
37:46I don't know what that is.
37:49And our extra special guest judge, the euphoric, Coleman Domingo.
37:54Coleman, now you've played some iconic men.
37:56Yes, but also, back in my days on the Big A Sketch Show, I played some iconic women, including you, Ru.
38:01Ooh, like I said, you've played some iconic men.
38:06This week, we challenged our queens to improv their way through a murder on the dance floor.
38:11And tonight on the runway, category is Coming and Going.
38:15A design that looks one way from the front and another way from the back.
38:19All-Stars, start your engines.
38:21And may the best drag queen win.
38:23Category is Coming and Going.
38:31Up first, Olivia Lux.
38:34Ooh, Cooter sings the blues.
38:36I'm coming at you in a vintage, Billie Holiday-inspired ensemble.
38:42Then when I turn around, a garden of gardenia.
38:45Starting from the hair all the way down to that motherfucking train.
38:49Tends across the board.
38:50Bitch.
38:51Gardenia?
38:52I don't even know ya.
38:53Up next, Irene the alien.
38:57Vote blue, everybody.
38:59I look like Sarah Palin on steroids.
39:02I've got my red power suit that lets you know I think poor people should pay all the taxes.
39:07Oh.
39:07Oh, it's an alien.
39:09That all makes sense now.
39:10I'm an alien invasion robot sent here to infiltrate American politics and ruin our society.
39:17Martian, Martian, Martian.
39:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
39:20Stop, baby.
39:23Up next, Bosco.
39:25Oh, dear.
39:26Bosco looks a little stiff.
39:27Ha, ha, ha, ha.
39:28Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today to serve cunt.
39:32I'm coming out in a cinched coffin, twists around to reveal the queen of the night herself.
39:38Hey, Bosco, how's your head?
39:39Ha, ha, ha, ha.
39:40I am giving you Lydia Dietz, dressed as Elvira, styled by Amanda Lepore.
39:46You simply cannot take this.
39:48If your coffin's not cinched, you're not doing drag.
39:51Ha, ha, ha, ha.
39:52Whenever you're ready, Rue.
39:53I'm right about there.
39:54All right, I'm gonna leave it here for you, okay?
39:57Ha, ha, ha, ha.
39:57Love you, mother.
39:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
40:00Up next, Deja Sky.
40:02How much for one Afro puff?
40:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
40:05For this runway, I wanted to give a floral goddess.
40:09Yes, because I am a goddess.
40:11And when I turn around, my lordus is on fire.
40:17You should see a doctor for that.
40:19Ha, ha, ha, ha.
40:21It is pro-life.
40:21Ha, ha, ha.
40:22Or a gummy mommy.
40:24Ha, ha, ha, ha.
40:27Up next, Phoenix.
40:29I call this piece Weathering the Storm.
40:30I've got a couple different shades of dark-colored tulle.
40:33I've got my wind-swept hair.
40:35So then when I turn around, I have this beautiful, thrying stone sun on my back.
40:38Hello, sunshine.
40:40This is dark and gloomy, but also glamorous for the runway.
40:43If you don't like the weather, wait a minute.
40:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
40:50Up next, it's Deja.
40:52Golden child or golden showers, you be the judge.
40:55My outfit is inspired by 1920s art deco and by my spirituality.
41:00And I'm letting these bitches know I got my third eye on them.
41:03Oh, so that's where her third eye is.
41:04Yeah.
41:05I thought it was a little higher.
41:07The front is giving Oshun-inspired African sun.
41:11And the back is giving very Venetian moon.
41:14I've wickened a letter to daddy.
41:17Ha, ha, ha, ha.
41:18Cause it's time, baby.
41:24Welcome, queens.
41:26Tonight, Tournament of All-Star Rules are in full effect.
41:30I'll name the top two All-Stars of the week who will each receive two points.
41:35Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win $10,000 plus one extra point.
41:42Remember, at the end of this first bracket, the three queens with the most points will continue to our semi-finals.
41:51Now it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with Olivia Lux.
41:55This is spectacular.
41:57It is high drag, but it still has a bit of a sense of humor with that microphone cord giving kind of a Schiaparelli vibe.
42:03In Murder on the Dance Floor, it was really fun to see you in a character that you wouldn't normally play.
42:09However, you definitely could have pushed it further.
42:12Next time you approach a character like that, find a complicated emotion.
42:15I think if you leaned into the grief, you would have had more highs and lows in your performance.
42:20Up next, I, Renee the Alien.
42:23A.K.A. Cherry Cheeks.
42:24That is very appropriate, because my cheeks are killing me from laughing and smiling, because your performance was so delightful.
42:30You were so confident.
42:32You were so prepared.
42:32And then when you mic dropped with the voice change, I lost my mind.
42:36Well, aren't you a clever bear, Mr. Poussey.
42:39It's a very smart move from you.
42:40It was fun volleying with you, too.
42:42I had fun with you as well.
42:43Tonight on the Runway, it's saying so much politically.
42:45It's so smart, yet it's so drag.
42:47It just shows us how clever you are.
42:50Up next, Bosco.
42:52Your Kitty Laveau was absolutely extraordinary.
42:55Things were just coming right off the cuff, and they were brilliant each time.
42:57The eye patch, then lifting the eye patch, and then saying that you were blind in the other eye, and you really couldn't see.
43:01I mean, it's all so stupid and ridiculous, Bosco.
43:05This look, I'm totally pre-ordering a casket like this for my funeral.
43:09It is so flattering.
43:12I'm getting one.
43:13Now, listen.
43:14Elvira, come on.
43:15Come on.
43:16Pandering.
43:17Sorry.
43:17I think you're cheating, because you know how much we love her.
43:22Up next, Deja Skye.
43:25This is really gorgeous.
43:26I could see it at the Moulin Rouge or some Josephine Baker tribute.
43:31A big part of improv is not talking.
43:34It's listening.
43:35You listened to Rue, and it allowed you to have good moments and a connection, which showed in the scene.
43:40I had fun with you.
43:41Oh, good.
43:41I love the fact that you were willing to go there.
43:43You were doing all these wild things.
43:46You know, it just shows that you're down to play.
43:48Let's do it.
43:49I was so in my head, if I'm being 1,000% honest, because I am my worst critic, and for some reason,
43:55I didn't really grasp the concept that I was doing well.
43:58Usually when that happens, it's because there's a part of you that really gets off on that process.
44:03For most of us, it feels like home.
44:05Right.
44:05It's like, leave home.
44:06It's the comfort.
44:07Right.
44:07Leave home.
44:09I think you did a fantastic job.
44:11Up next, Phoenix.
44:13You're just such a joy, and it was really fun just seeing you be back and be here and be present.
44:19I enjoyed that.
44:20You were giving me Delta Burke.
44:22I just wanted you to up the stakes a bit more and find more range.
44:25Okay.
44:26This look, really fun.
44:27I love the idea that you're giving us stormy weather in the front, and then you're giving us like a new day is dawning in the back.
44:32I think I like the front better than the back.
44:34You like the front better than the back.
44:36I thought I'd never hear you say those words.
44:40Yeah.
44:40I don't think I ever have.
44:43This outfit is a lot of fun.
44:44Who's responsible for it?
44:45This took a few people to make.
44:47This is an outfit that means a lot to me.
44:51I lost my sister to COVID, and it was literally the worst moment of my life.
44:58I was in the room when they cut her monitors off, and it's something that I just, I deal with every single day.
45:06You know, people kept telling me, just hang in there.
45:08You will see the sunlight again, weather the storm.
45:11And one of the positive things that I got out of it was it made me want more out of life, and it made me want to come to all stars.
45:18And that was the purpose of this.
45:20So this is for her.
45:23This is for her.
45:25Thank you, Phoenix.
45:27Up next, Aja.
45:30I think there's a lot of stuff going on in this, but, I mean, it works.
45:34I'm getting Carnival.
45:35It's an outfit that took me from daytime at Carnival in Rio to nighttime.
45:39So I thought it was beautiful.
45:40You had a lot of heavy lifting in the acting challenge because you were playing two roles, and I thought you brought a lot of energy and vitality.
45:46Every time you had a moment, you kind of burst into the scene.
45:49I think in the actual one-on-one, maybe a little bit more, you know, back and forth and peaks and valleys would have helped.
45:55You literally stole the show as the court.
45:59I've heard that before.
46:02Thank you, all stars.
46:03I think we've heard enough.
46:04While you're on talk backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
46:09You may leave the stage if you can.
46:13Leave us here.
46:15Okay, just between us, girlfriends, what do you think?
46:19Now, we're looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
46:22We're talking about telling stories.
46:24Irene was an auteur tonight.
46:26In the improv, I was riveted by the character choices that she made.
46:30And then pulling out that old murder mystery trope of the person who breaks character and lets it all out.
46:35That's brilliant.
46:36Very smart.
46:37Ms. Teri Chiskis gave you more and more and more.
46:39Deja Skye as her character, Chardonnay Harrington, it was a great performance.
46:44I'm proud of Deja.
46:45She was there.
46:46She was giving it back and forth.
46:47It's interesting with Deja because we're experiencing a new Deja, and Deja is experiencing a new Deja.
46:52I think she's trying to find her footing with her new body, her new outlook.
46:56But I did have fun with her.
46:57As Kitty Laveau, Bosco did something really unique.
47:00Bosco said yes and was leaning forward.
47:03Impeccable timing, like Lucille Ball timing.
47:05I had so much fun with Bosco.
47:07She had me cracking up within the improv.
47:10She, too, is another really smart one who has tons of references and knows exactly what she wants to bring each time.
47:16All right.
47:17Silence.
47:18I have made my decision.
47:20Bring back my all-stars.
47:23Welcome back, all-stars.
47:24Based on your murder-on-the-dance-floor performances and your coming-and-going runway presentations,
47:32I've made some decisions.
47:33And the top two all-stars of the week are Irene the Alien and Bosco.
47:46Yay!
47:47Work, man!
47:48Injagulations.
47:51You've each earned two points, which means you're both closer to the semifinals and the chance to win the grand prize of $200,000.
48:02Ladykins, the rest of you can step to the back of the stage.
48:05Irene, Bosco, this week you were both persons of interest, but tonight there can only be one winner.
48:21Two all-stars stand before me.
48:25Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point in the tournament of all-stars.
48:35The time has come for you to lip-sync for your legacy.
48:45I'm so happy I'm up here with one of my closest sisters in the world, and I'm even more excited for that $10,000 I'm about to fucking win.
48:53Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
49:01It's murder on the dance floor.
49:03You better not kill the groove, DJ.
49:07Gonna burn this goddamn house right down.
49:11If you think you're getting away, I will prove you wrong.
49:15I'll take you all away.
49:16Say another song.
49:18I'll blow you all away.
49:20Hey!
49:21I want my love.
49:23It's murder on the dance floor.
49:25I want my love.
49:25You better not steal the moves, DJ.
49:35Can you burn this goddamn house right down?
49:38Don't think you'll get away.
49:40Don't think you'll get away.
49:42I won't prove you wrong.
49:44I'll take you all away.
49:46Boy, just come along.
49:48Hear me when I say, hey.
49:50It's murder on the dance floor.
49:54You better not kill the groove.
50:00It's murder on the dance floor.
50:02You better not steal the moves, DJ.
50:05Gonna burn this goddamn house right down.
50:07It's murder on the dance floor.
50:10You better not kill the groove.
50:13Hey, hey.
50:15It's murder on the dance floor.
50:16You better not steal the moves, DJ.
50:20Gonna burn this goddamn house right down.
50:23Perfect!
50:25Red Queen!
50:26Yep!
50:28Red Queen!
50:30All-stars.
50:32I've made my decision.
50:39Bosco, contractulations, you're a winner, baby.
50:42Thank you, Nick.
50:45You have won a cash tip of $10,000.
50:49Yay!
50:50Plus, an extra point.
50:53Olivia, Deja, Phoenix, and Aja, please step forward.
51:03All-stars.
51:05With great power comes great responsibility.
51:08As the four bottom queens of the week, you each receive one MVQ point that you must give away.
51:17I'll leave it up to each of you to decide which all-star deserves your MVQ point.
51:23So, here we are at the end of week two.
51:29Bosco and Irene are tied for the lead with four points each.
51:34Aja is in second place with three points.
51:37And Olivia, Deja, and Phoenix, you each have one point.
51:42Wah, wah, wah.
51:43But all that can change in the blink of an eyelash.
51:50Contractulations, all-stars.
51:51And remember, if you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?
51:55Can I get an amen up in here?
51:57Amen!
51:57All right, now let the music play.
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