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00:00I'm RuPaul Andre Charles and I'm Michelle Andre Charles.
00:07Welcome to Bracket 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars.
00:11Now before we start, let's get our game day weather report from meteorologist T.S. Thunderstorms Madison.
00:19Hi Ru, I'm your weather girl and honey have I got news for you.
00:23Baby is gonna be hot with high pressure and a hundred percent chance of shit.
00:30Now back to you Ru.
00:31Thank you Maddie.
00:32Now, Michelle, are you ready to meet a fresh crop of all stars?
00:37I love the smell of charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent in the morning.
00:45Welcome to the stage, Bracket 2.
00:47First up, heating up the competition, it's Tina Verner.
00:51Yes, well I can fill the burn, but is there an ointment for that?
00:54I believe so.
00:55Tina Verner on fire like the Hunger Games.
00:57Back from RuPaul's Drag Race season 13 and I'm ready to smoke the Tournament of All Stars.
01:07Let's turn it and burn it bitches.
01:09I have been a fan of hers for a long time, I've seen her working in New York for years.
01:12Hell yeah!
01:13Being a New York queen, I'm very performance based, very theatrical.
01:17You're fired!
01:18Gangbusters when she came out on that stage.
01:21What am I known for?
01:23Painting Rosé's face.
01:26But also, obviously, red, orange and yellow for the rest of my life.
01:30What I'm getting from you is a bit of predictability.
01:32Flatlining for me.
01:33I also never need to see red, orange and yellow together ever again.
01:37Talk to the ass!
01:38Competing was eye-opening.
01:42It gave me a chance to finally look at myself, reflect on it and change some shit.
01:46And now my drag is bigger and better than ever and less red, orange and yellow.
01:50So, now that I had a glow up, I need a big tournament crown.
01:54She's going for the silver, but can she make the gold?
01:59From the City of Angels, it's Carrie Colby.
02:02This is a label whore who knows how to score.
02:05The trancity from season 14 is here to play, giving BWE baby big winner energy.
02:11Keep calm and Carrie Colby.
02:15That was next level.
02:17Even JLo's looking at you like, bam.
02:20To be quite honest, from season 14, I was a mid girl with big potential.
02:25I can't stop looking at you.
02:26Look, all you want.
02:27You want to be beautiful all the time.
02:30I just wanted you to let yourself go.
02:31Just get ugly.
02:32There was a lot of missed opportunities that I dropped the ball on.
02:35I'm here to be ugly, bitch.
02:36I don't know if this is ugly.
02:38When it's time to be funny and be vulnerable,
02:40I can see a hesitation.
02:42Sashay away.
02:43I would have loved to have stayed longer,
02:45but if I would have stayed longer,
02:47I wouldn't have been able to break and remake myself to be who I am now.
02:51I'm back to handle unfinished business.
02:54I am a trans baddie made in the doll factory,
02:57and I'm going to dominate.
02:58That's just what it is.
02:59That's the Colby way.
03:00Well, I know the Colby dynasty is strong.
03:05Hunker down, hairy dogs.
03:07It's the return of Nicole.
03:09Nicole Paige Brooks.
03:11It's been a long time.
03:12I know you won't miss me.
03:13It's Nicole from Atlanta, Georgia.
03:18Nicole Paige Brooks.
03:21That's my mom.
03:22She's like Courtney Hawks.
03:24My experience on season two was short.
03:25Am I allowed to pinch your nipples?
03:27Oh, they bounce too.
03:28This one's jealous.
03:29You know you want to taste the cherry pie.
03:31I'm serious. You know you want the pie.
03:32She got a little lost in the crowd.
03:34If I would have a regret from season two, it would be that I was very reserved.
03:37I should have been a little crazy and loud like I normally am.
03:40But I hope that this time around I can show more of my personality and more of my showgirl aesthetic.
03:45She's wearing her championship belt.
03:47I've been booked and blessed my whole drag career.
03:49I'm still very successful, still sickening, still can fit everything I wore on my first season.
03:53Haven't had to change my face to change my career.
03:56Some girls have.
03:58Nicole is making her triumphant return after 16 years.
04:03Wow.
04:04My pronouns are icon and legend.
04:06Any Nicole is a gold.
04:07And I need my crown.
04:09Hewson, we have a problem.
04:15It's mistress, Isabelle Brooks.
04:18Word on the street is that mistress does not accept any safe words.
04:23Oh, dear.
04:24What's the motherfucking tea, everybody?
04:25The heavyweight champ is back in the building for All Stars 10.
04:28Run me my coin, run me my crown, and run that check into the bank.
04:32Mother has arrived.
04:37This just cracks me up.
04:38The acting.
04:41The performance.
04:43The snarky attitude.
04:45Shut up, bitches.
04:46Oh, my God, that's a star.
04:48Everything I presented on season 15 was, like, honestly perfection in my eyes.
04:52You can paint the motherfucking house down.
04:55I did make it to the top four, and I should have been the top two, and I should have been the winner.
04:59Fans of the show know that I'm the kind of girl I tend to avoid drama.
05:03I don't really get involved in that.
05:05Girl, who the fuck are you talking to?
05:07There goes Lucy being a bitch again.
05:08Your look is kind of cheap, but I don't think they're a stat game that you were that funny.
05:11If there's drama in the room, I'm like...
05:13I just can't help but, like, walk towards it.
05:15I like that your name's the mistress, because I am totally your bitch tonight.
05:19I'm not here to play baby, I'm here to slay, I'm here to give my big one, I'm here to do my big one, and I'm here to be the big one.
05:25It's time a big, fat, nasty villain wins.
05:28Permission to slay, mistress.
05:33She's straight out of season 17.
05:35It's Lydia Butthole Collins.
05:38Surprise, I'm back.
05:40The butthole is freshly plucked, freshly bleached, pampered, tightened, and ready for the tournament of all-stars.
05:47Ladies and gentlemen, Lydia Butthole Collins.
05:50Oh, Lydia, you're such a dick.
05:52I know.
05:53During season 17, I made my stain on the main stage with my irreverence, my gimmicks, my weird looks.
06:00We get it, you're a bottom.
06:03I sent home a couple people, Arrietty and Miss Corey King.
06:06The star-crossed lovers, one of them asked to die though, sorry.
06:10Now that Corey's gone, I am going to need another bald black man to fill that void.
06:15I made it to the top seven, but I think I lacked intention.
06:19I just would have injected more confidence into everything that I was doing.
06:21I beg your pardon.
06:22A note to future girls on any season.
06:25If you're thinking of cutting yourself out of your dress, you better be certain that you can do it.
06:29Sachet away.
06:31Damn these scissors.
06:32She's ready to mash the competition.
06:35I am so ready to compete.
06:36I never left the competition mindset.
06:38I'm just dipping back into it.
06:40I know that I'm an all-star.
06:42I'm just that perfect.
06:43Oh my God.
06:44And ready to just completely gape everyone.
06:47Well, I hear she's twice baked, if you know what I mean.
06:50Last but not least, say helotis to Georges.
06:57Everything's bigger in Texas, except this queen.
07:00Mama, you better watch out.
07:02It's your girl Georges from season 14, All Stars 9.
07:05And I'm back again.
07:06Fatter and better than ever.
07:08It's getting muggy in here.
07:11Uh-huh.
07:12Uh-huh.
07:13Uh-huh.
07:14Uh-huh.
07:15Uh-huh.
07:16On season 14, Georges was a little baby girl.
07:18He was scared of comedy challenges, acting.
07:21You looked defeated.
07:22Coming back to All Stars 9, I definitely grew up.
07:25You're like a little travel-sized drag queen.
07:29The daddies love it.
07:30I have.
07:31I made a breakthrough with my comedy.
07:33Angeria is so country, she eats ass with a side of mustard greens, bitch.
07:38I feel like I mastered my craft.
07:41You just have completely changed the trajectory of your career in this competition.
07:46I feel like I could do anything at this point.
07:49Uh-huh.
07:50Now, coming back to All Stars 10, girl, she's all grown up.
07:52My twink death is coming soon.
07:55I'm basically like a daddy now.
07:57I'm in my top era.
07:58Top era.
07:59Uh-huh.
08:00Bring on the bitches.
08:01Literally, I'm ready to take each one of them down.
08:03It's gonna be gaggy.
08:04The pint-sized powerhouse is back.
08:10Welcome, queens.
08:11Let's break down the Tournament of All Stars rules.
08:15In this preliminary round, no one will be eliminated.
08:23Instead, you'll be competing for points.
08:26Now, the three All Stars from this bracket, with the most points,
08:30will advance to the semi-finals,
08:33where you'll face off against the top three from the other brackets.
08:37That's really fucking cool.
08:39Brackets and points, mama.
08:41This feels like the gayest tournament ever.
08:43Go team.
08:45Boop, boop, boop.
08:46And in the final lip-sync smackdown for the crown,
08:49the top All Stars will battle it out for the grand prize of $200,000.
08:56Oh.
08:57I love this.
08:58Yay.
08:59Give me my coin.
09:01Now, Michelle.
09:02Yes?
09:03Tell the queens how the point system works.
09:05Thanks, Ru.
09:06Every week, the top two All Stars will receive two points each.
09:11Those two queens will lip-sync for their legacy.
09:14And the winner of the lip-sync will receive an extra point.
09:19Three.
09:21Plus a cash tip of $10,000.
09:25Yes, Scott.
09:26But wait.
09:27There is more.
09:28In a Tournament of All Stars twist,
09:31an additional four points will be awarded each episode.
09:36Well, yeah.
09:38But more on that later.
09:40There is a little genius to cry whenever Rube has a secret.
09:44It's about to be stunned to show the shenanigans.
09:47Now, for your first Tournament of All Stars Maxi Challenge,
09:51we're throwing an eight ball.
09:53Booty bumps not allowed.
09:56Damn it.
09:57But don't let the number fool you.
09:59You need to create one high-fashion look.
10:02But you'll need to incorporate all eight items
10:05that you'll find inside your very own eight ball.
10:10Oh, my God.
10:11Wow.
10:12Eight items, one outfit.
10:14And yes, we will be counting.
10:19So, while you de-drag in the workroom,
10:21I'll have my dealer deliver your eight balls.
10:24Oh.
10:25Period.
10:27Ah.
10:28Ding, ding, motherfucker.
10:29Get in the game.
10:30Because I'm here to play.
10:31And I'm going for a home run.
10:33All Stars.
10:34Start your engines.
10:35And may the best drag queen win.
10:38Yeah.
10:41Ah, somebody pass me the kitten hill, bitch.
10:43I tried to upgrade for All Stars.
10:45Baby, let me kick her off real quick.
10:46Oh, my God.
10:47It feels good being back home.
10:49It's like I never even left.
10:51This Tournament of All Stars is bigger, better, boobier than ever.
10:56Okay, Anastasia.
10:57Okay, something don't change.
10:59I know that all these bitches are going to be tough to beat.
11:02And right now, everyone's kind of like sussing each other out.
11:05I'm back.
11:06Oh.
11:07On season ten of All Stars.
11:08Oh, wow.
11:09Period.
11:10It's like when you put dogs in a dog park.
11:12A lot of sniffing.
11:13Very sniffing.
11:14What's under your ass you saying?
11:15Um, bottom side up.
11:18Wait, I want to get into what these little things are over here.
11:21God.
11:22I cannot believe I am back in the workroom again.
11:24These are cute.
11:25I was just here.
11:26I think I should change the Tina 00 to ten.
11:27You know what I'm saying?
11:28Oh.
11:29One forever yet.
11:30As soon as I see the locker and the scoreboard, it really puts it into perspective for me.
11:34I'm playing with the big kids now.
11:35Hello, Miss Butthole.
11:36How are you?
11:37I'm great.
11:38How are you?
11:39It's good to see you.
11:40Interesting to see you.
11:41The last time I saw you were roasting me.
11:42Mistress, I'm honestly surprised you could be on Drag Race Bitch.
11:46You're not racing anyone.
11:50I'm gonna have to get my lick back.
11:51Yeah.
11:52Oh.
11:53Hi, nice to meet you.
11:54Congratulations.
11:56So quick return.
11:57I'm so honored to be on this season with.
11:58Season two, girl.
11:59I started doing drag in 1995.
12:00Work.
12:01I was born in 2001.
12:02Oh, get out of here.
12:03Hello, mistress.
12:04Hi, sweetie.
12:05How are you?
12:06It's a pleasure to see you.
12:07Where's the rainbow wig?
12:08I'd be lying if I said that I'm glad to see mistress.
12:09We need the rainbow wig.
12:10Where's the shade?
12:11Mistress and I, we don't even know each other.
12:13But she thought it'd be real funny to post a picture.
12:16Insert picture.
12:17Of me in some horrible wig.
12:19To say good morning.
12:20I don't trust her.
12:21Good morning.
12:22What happens to good morning?
12:24She's a strong competitor.
12:25I also think she's a fire starter.
12:27But baby, I'm Tina Burner.
12:28It doesn't get hotter than that.
12:30Rip that shit off.
12:31Don't you rip that bitch.
12:32She's gotta return it.
12:34How does it feel being back?
12:39I think you've been gone for so long.
12:40I mean, everything is so much bigger.
12:42Even you...
12:43I know you're fucking lying.
12:44Even though I'm meeting mistress for the first time,
12:46she's an instant sister just because you have the last name.
12:49I mean, you can't be in the house of Brooks and not be sickening.
12:51Period.
12:52No matter which line you're from.
12:54I think we're two different Brookses, but they claim each other.
12:56Look, we're two separate Brookses, but we don't have to let them in all year.
12:59We don't need to let them in all year.
13:00Hopefully, it's a built-in alliance.
13:02I mean, we only have three weeks, so I think an alliance would help.
13:05Okay, so what is the attack?
13:06Are we playing nice with the girls?
13:07Or what is it giving?
13:08Fuck all these people.
13:09It's just us at the end.
13:10We don't need even a third one.
13:11I love it.
13:12Dude, Brooks is in the top three of season 10.
13:14Can't wait.
13:15Clock it.
13:16I think Nicole really must make a Brooks family thing.
13:18And I'm totally down to be Nicole's alliance,
13:20because my strategy is to make alliances with everyone and allow them to act first.
13:23And then I'll act as I want.
13:25How do you feel about being back?
13:27I'm excited.
13:28I feel like the one thing that's so different, like, I'm not nervous at all.
13:31Yeah.
13:32Like, I'm just like, let's do it.
13:33Yes!
13:34Me and Carrie are from season 14 together,
13:36and she has blossomed to, like, this most beautiful, gorgeous woman.
13:39So I feel like she's definitely gonna bring it, but not as much as me, though.
13:42The other girls, they are sickening, too.
13:46They are.
13:47Fucking mistress.
13:48She's the boldest bitch I ever fucking met.
13:52There's a lot of giggling over here, bitch.
13:54I love mistress.
13:55We have known each other ever since I was, like, 17,
13:57and we basically started doing drag together.
13:59Carrie, you missed the memo.
14:00Texas girl's supposed to wear up-do.
14:02You're supposed to give an up-do.
14:03We always had, like, a good connection with each other,
14:05and the fact that we're both here in this competition together is kind of gaggy.
14:09Come on, Texas girls.
14:10We're in the house.
14:11Yes, Texas in the house.
14:12Dallas, Houston.
14:13I'm originally from Dallas.
14:14Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio.
14:15I feel like we just get each other.
14:18The girls that get it, get it.
14:19Yeah.
14:20And my ass is moving on to the next round, so who's going with me?
14:22I hope.
14:23Ooh.
14:24Cluck it.
14:25Like...
14:26I would love to have an alliance with my Texas divas,
14:29because Ru didn't tell us anything about these extra four points,
14:32and I feel like they could be some booby traps.
14:35So I need to keep my eyes peeled, head in the game.
14:38It's all-stars, baby.
14:40Carrie, if you don't come right now, you're not in my alliance somewhere.
14:42Yeah.
14:43What'd I do?
14:44Come here if you want to be in this alliance.
14:45Hold on, ho!
14:48Do we think alliances are going to be?
14:49Look at these girls over there.
14:51All red teeth.
14:52Yeah, maybe.
14:53They're forming it.
14:54Charlie's Angels over there.
14:55Look, Tina Burner's trying to make Lydia her drag daughter,
14:57and that's what's scaring me.
14:58Is that what's happening?
14:59I just like Tina's horny.
15:00I wouldn't jump right off the bat and try to jump in with somebody.
15:03Yeah.
15:04Because you've got to know what their intentions are,
15:05because you can form an alliance and this person can see you as a competition
15:07and then ask you on purpose.
15:08Yeah.
15:09I mean, all bets are off.
15:10Right.
15:11Maybe I'll just be myself.
15:12Yeah, maybe I'll just be myself, too.
15:14Yeah, right next to you, though.
15:15Oh, yeah.
15:16You know what I'm saying?
15:17I mean, I'll look out for you.
15:18Maybe I'll look out for you.
15:19Tina Burner on fire like the Hungry is all the time.
15:21Oh, mommy.
15:22Oh!
15:23Oh!
15:24Oh!
15:25Oh, we're there.
15:26Oh!
15:27Oh!
15:28Oh!
15:29Just bringing the balls.
15:30Happy Father's Day!
15:32For this week's maxi challenge, we have to take eight mystery items
15:35and combine them for one amazing look that's going to gag the judges.
15:38Oh!
15:39There's a letter.
15:40Yes, yes.
15:41Oh, well.
15:42Read that for us.
15:43Can you read?
15:44Bitch.
15:45Get first.
15:46Eight ball is free.
15:47One ball each.
15:48No peaks inside before you chew.
15:49Oh.
15:50XO. Rude.
15:51Okay, well, let's not worry about it then.
15:53Oh, this is heavy!
15:54See, bye!
15:55Oh!
15:57I'm such a lazy bitch when it comes to sewing and creating things,
16:01but I'm actually very good at it.
16:03So, I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel.
16:05I just want to bring absolute perfection.
16:07Let me see what I got.
16:09Three, two, one.
16:11Balls, Jesus!
16:13That's stunning!
16:14That's gonna look good!
16:15And we have to use all eight of these, right?
16:17All everything has to be used and visible.
16:20Oh, my goodness.
16:21Bitch, I got a bathroom mat.
16:23Come on, bathroom mat.
16:25Girl, that's a skirt right there, honey.
16:27What about this?
16:28Honey.
16:29Baby, I am excited about a design challenge.
16:32I love anything creative.
16:33Okay.
16:34I know how to sew.
16:36But I'm looking down at this fabric and everything I have,
16:38and I'm getting overwhelmed.
16:39When I had my dog, that was the carpet right by the door.
16:44All eight materials need to be seen on this one outfit.
16:47In a way, that ties together.
16:48I mean, the obvious choice would be to use this as a hat.
16:51It's hard, but I'm ready to play.
16:53I'm gonna give you a fashion show, baby.
16:54On my season, like, I ripped apart a bean bag
16:56and, like, sewed it for filth with side zippers
16:58and everything like that,
16:59and they were just like,
17:00all right.
17:01Okay.
17:02It's Rhonda McDonald.
17:03Wait, didn't you go home on that one?
17:06Oh.
17:07How dare you?
17:08Oh.
17:12How many outfits did you do yours on your season?
17:14So all of my runway looks were me?
17:16All of your runway?
17:17Yeah.
17:18You heard that correct.
17:19What?
17:20Yeah, y'all shaking now.
17:21Who made all the runway?
17:22I don't know.
17:23Who?
17:24That's wow.
17:25That's wow.
17:26What do you mean that the bitch made all of her looks?
17:30That's, like, criminally insane.
17:31I don't want to compete with that.
17:33Ew.
17:34Hats off to you, Miss Butthole.
17:36And honestly, I'm gagged to see her back.
17:39I don't know if I really see a glow up,
17:40because she is back, like, so immediate.
17:43I hope she's ready,
17:44because All Stars is not the time to learn anything about yourself.
17:47It is bring what you've got and slay.
17:50I swear, I'm so manic.
17:51I kind of just get an idea,
17:52and I'm just like, go for it.
17:53That's how I am too,
17:54but that didn't work out for me too good
17:55last design challenge I did,
17:56so I'm trying to really think this time.
17:58I had a very strange relationship
18:00with the design challenges on season 17,
18:02especially because I was in the bottom two for a design challenge.
18:05I was really trying to reinvent the wheel.
18:06This time, I am coming at this
18:08with a more focused and intentional point of view.
18:11What else can you be besides a lampshade?
18:15A look.
18:16Sister girl.
18:17I'm stumped.
18:18I'm stumped.
18:19A stone, okay.
18:20Oh, wait, that's not a stone.
18:21It's a sequin.
18:22A sequin.
18:23In my time of doing drag race,
18:24I have done four design challenges,
18:26and I definitely feel like the looks that I've made in the past
18:29were a little too simple,
18:31and I don't want to be simple no more.
18:33This time, I want to come in with a silhouette
18:34that I've never done before
18:36and blow it out of the park through the moon.
18:39Okay, it all does go, though.
18:41This is what ties it all together,
18:42because if you look,
18:43the colors of the flowers are everywhere.
18:45Oh, yeah, you're...
18:46You know what?
18:47We're in alliance.
18:48I got you, girl.
18:49Oh, oh, they said we're in alliance.
18:50That's crazy.
18:51We're Team Texas.
18:52Are you in the stress?
18:53Yes.
18:54Are you Team Texas?
18:55That's Team Miss Brooks, honey.
18:56Pay attention.
18:57Team Texas, baby.
18:58Team House of Brooks.
18:59You're tearing me apart.
19:00There's enough of you to go around.
19:01Uh-oh.
19:02The girls are ready to play this game with me.
19:04Yeah, I'm gonna give you one more.
19:06Okay.
19:07If you know anything about me,
19:08if you've ever watched this show,
19:10you should know.
19:11I'm gonna come in with some shenanigans and chaos.
19:13Now, wait a damn minute.
19:20Girl, that looks like a fucking moo moo.
19:22Take that shit off.
19:23Wait a fucking minute.
19:24Take that off.
19:25But it's gonna be cute.
19:26That's giving granny's moo moo.
19:27Don't start with me, mistress.
19:28It's too early for your shit.
19:31Hey, all stars.
19:32Hey, mother.
19:33Hello, mother.
19:34Hey.
19:35Hi, mother.
19:36Tina?
19:37Yes, mommy dearest?
19:38Bring it to me.
19:40I don't have an ax, but I do have a sketch.
19:43Oh, boy.
19:44The richness of it all.
19:45Oh, my gosh.
19:46I know that you know how to sew.
19:48Yeah.
19:49Here's my picture.
19:50Those are some big bell sleeves,
19:51the cinched waist.
19:52These are gonna be the gold pants.
19:53Yeah.
19:54And then what we're gonna do is,
19:55this is gonna be like the top.
19:56And then there's this fur over here.
19:57What I want to try to do is the fur cape.
19:59Mm-hmm.
20:00And there's the gold chain,
20:01which is gonna be the belt.
20:02Mm-hmm.
20:03It's very, like I said, Elaine Stritch,
20:04ladies who lunch.
20:05Yes.
20:06Like we're going out for a martini.
20:07I love that.
20:08Now, you are back in this competition.
20:09Yeah.
20:10What you been doing since then?
20:11Touring.
20:12Now my third residency in Provincetown
20:14and Puerto Vallarta.
20:15Yeah.
20:16And then I tour with my solo shows after that
20:17all over the world.
20:18Did you watch your season?
20:19I did.
20:20It's hard to watch.
20:21But I went, nobody told me.
20:22Oh.
20:23You know what I mean?
20:24All those years in New York.
20:25Nightclubs are different from television.
20:26100%.
20:27Yeah.
20:28You didn't win any maxi challenges.
20:29I didn't.
20:30Why do you think that is?
20:31Because I think I didn't give you 100% of myself.
20:33Like I slayed a lot of these challenges, but there was just something missing.
20:36Coming here was like summer camp.
20:37Summer camp for queens.
20:38Yeah.
20:39And it made me push myself 3,000 times harder.
20:42I never thought that I could reach new levels and find new things about myself in my drag,
20:47in my performance.
20:48Wow.
20:49I am so happy to have you back here.
20:50I'm so excited to be here.
20:52Ever since leaving Drag Race, I've never worked harder in my life.
20:55My face is fixed, my outfits are elevated, and I'm ready to win my first challenge.
21:01Hello, gorgeous.
21:02So here you are back in this competition.
21:04What made you decide to come back?
21:06You know, I'm here to revise my resume.
21:08Uh-huh.
21:09And my mom came in and she really blew the roof off of everything.
21:12Yes.
21:13So I was like, I think I need to do one more round.
21:15Just one more.
21:16All right.
21:17So you got your A ball.
21:18Yes.
21:19And now, I don't remember if you could pull an outfit together on the sewing machine.
21:23Sewing machines are not my forte.
21:24Yeah.
21:25Nor my ministry, but I am good at sketching and I'm good at putting a little something together.
21:29Not your forte or your ministry.
21:31Mm-mm.
21:32What is your ministry?
21:33Confident.
21:34No.
21:35Cunty confidence.
21:36Yes.
21:37I love that.
21:39So who's your biggest competition?
21:41Myself.
21:42Mm-mm.
21:43Honestly, and I think I learned that a lot from being here last time.
21:45I got so in my way.
21:47And it was really heartbreaking going home and then watching it all play back.
21:50Even just when I was seeing me handle critiques.
21:52I was like, oh, like that bitch is so deflated.
21:55Like she just doesn't believe in herself and she didn't rise to the occasion.
21:59She more sunk.
22:00Mm-mm.
22:01And I'm very determined to not allow that to happen this time.
22:04Listen, you are such a bright star.
22:06We are so happy to have you back.
22:09I'm so happy to be back.
22:10I'm gonna prove you right.
22:11I'm gonna prove you right.
22:12Well, Nicole Paige Brooks, you are back in the game.
22:15You've got acrylics on?
22:16No, no acrylics.
22:17That was a rumor.
22:18I don't do acrylics.
22:19That's something your makeup artist started.
22:21Shady bitch.
22:22Nicole has acrylic toenails with white French tips.
22:26Season two.
22:27We hadn't even figured this thing out yet.
22:29No.
22:30What's been going on with you since then?
22:32Traveling the world on my two episodes.
22:33Oh my gosh.
22:34I know you can't tell by how successful I am that you threw me out so early.
22:39I am so happy that you are here.
22:41You are one of the founding queens of this franchise.
22:44So you're making an outfit.
22:46Do you know how to sew?
22:47Um, I learned a week ago.
22:50So this is my second dress and I'm the first one with anything sewn, I think so.
22:55And I think I made a jacket.
22:56Okay.
22:57You walked the runway in a very Jersey flowing kind of.
23:00I know.
23:01This is kind of giving that same thing.
23:02Yeah.
23:03Oh.
23:04It's the same silhouette.
23:06She's already noticing it.
23:08Just at this little chat and I definitely shouldn't wear it.
23:10Now what am I going to do?
23:12So you are Phoenix's drag mother.
23:15Shawna Brooks is my drag mother.
23:16Phoenix is my daughter.
23:17Destiny Brooks my sister.
23:18Tara Nicole Brooks is Wilmington, my other sister.
23:20And Mistress Brooks is part of that.
23:21Isabelle.
23:22She's of the Texas brookses.
23:23Her mother is Chevelle Brooks.
23:24Is there a camaraderie already formed because you're both Brooks's?
23:28I think so, but she's so shady.
23:29You don't know if it's real or not.
23:34Blink if you feel afraid for your-
23:37There's something in my eye.
23:40Mistress.
23:41Yes, mother.
23:43Hey, welcome back.
23:44Before I show you this, I do have a question.
23:46I came in here being very congenial.
23:48Nicole Paige Brooks, she was like, oh, let's pretend to be family.
23:50But now I hear this bitch talking shit, so what was she saying at the table?
23:53She just wasn't sure if your care and love was authentic.
23:57Well, it's not.
23:58It's inauthentic.
23:59No.
24:00The girls here think I'm shady, but I call it being congenial.
24:03No, I'm a sweetheart.
24:05That's a beautiful collection of things with all these things in your eight ball.
24:09They were in my eight ball.
24:10You know, the only thing I'm really struggling with is utilizing the blue fabrics as like an accent.
24:14So I think I'm going to turn it into a purse.
24:16I'm making a corset from scratch.
24:17I'm going to do these huge ruche gloves.
24:19My style is very grand, Texas drag, so I want that to reflect on the challenge.
24:23Wow.
24:24Well, thank you.
24:25You get back to work.
24:26Cannot wait to see it.
24:27Yes, definitely.
24:30Hello, Georgia.
24:31Should I put this right here?
24:32Yeah, that's perfect.
24:33You're a TV veteran.
24:34You know where that goes.
24:35Oh, yes.
24:36I basically moved in here.
24:37I came with the building at this point.
24:39I know.
24:40This is your third time in this competition.
24:42Y'all just can't get enough of me.
24:43How old are you?
24:44I'm 24 now.
24:45Hold on.
24:46I competed here when I was 21 the first time.
24:49See, if you were over here, I would slap you.
24:51Oh, my God.
24:52Do it.
24:53You already slapped me so many times in.
24:54Meeting in the ladies room.
24:55Yes.
24:56That's so funny.
24:57You gave it to me good, mama.
24:58You gave it to me good.
24:59And I needed it.
25:00I see you making a little cunt outfit there.
25:02Well, yes.
25:03Well, you should have seen like the beginning process of it.
25:05Everyone thought I was wearing a moo moo and everything.
25:07I'm like, girl, now you know what I give.
25:09You know, Georgia's.
25:10You know, she be serving the legs and all this stuff.
25:12Now, someone told me a story that in Texas, when you were a baby drag queen, your mother
25:16would take you to different gigs.
25:17Is that true?
25:18Yes.
25:19Also, my older gay brother.
25:20And we would take the Greyhound off for $30.
25:22And that's how I ended up meeting Mistress.
25:24Was on the road.
25:25The gigs, the gigs, the gigs.
25:26They never stop, mama.
25:28I love this story.
25:29There needs to be a movie made.
25:30Who would play you in this movie?
25:32Might as well be J-Lo at this point.
25:34I mean, why not?
25:36If the girls didn't know before, now you know.
25:39Mama Roo cannot get enough of me.
25:40She loves me.
25:41And guess what?
25:42Yes, I am their biggest competition because I'm going to give it to Roo every single time.
25:46And then you could play my brother traveling around on the Greyhound with me.
25:50Like doing this, doing that, you know.
25:52Honestly.
25:53Honestly.
25:54J-Lo and the Queen.
25:55J-Lo and the Queen.
25:57But at the same time, the pressure is on because it's my third time back, girl.
26:01I know the whole game and how it works, so I need to bring it.
26:04I have no excuse.
26:05Sister.
26:06What?
26:07You were cutting up a little too much for my liking.
26:09Not too much.
26:10Well, sister, you know that's my girl.
26:11Sweetie, that's your girl, but that's my mother.
26:13But not too much.
26:15Hello again.
26:16Oh my gosh.
26:17Lydia Butthole Collins.
26:19In the flesh.
26:20Now, when you were here before, you left quite the impression.
26:23And when you were gone, you were missed.
26:26Well, I miss you guys too.
26:27I love this color combination here.
26:30I mean, I like it too.
26:31It's so Pittsburgh hooker.
26:33Yes, very much.
26:34Do you have a sketch there?
26:35I do, yeah.
26:36Oh my gosh.
26:37That's really gorgeous right there.
26:40It's so much fun.
26:41Work.
26:42Do you think any of these girls are competition for you?
26:44Oh yeah, completely.
26:45But I'm not worried.
26:46No?
26:47No.
26:48Okay.
26:49Can't wait to see what you turn out.
26:51Thank you, Mother.
26:52Thank you for having me.
26:53Honestly, it's a little daunting to be back this soon.
26:55And I feel like now, I have to prove to all of these queens and RuPaul and myself that
27:00me coming back so soon was not a mistake.
27:02Listen up, all stars.
27:03Tomorrow, you'll present your eight ball eleganza on the main stage, where we will be joined
27:11by our extra special guest judge, nightlife icon, and my good friend, Suzanne Barsch.
27:17Oh my God.
27:18Oh my God.
27:19Oh my God.
27:20Oh my God.
27:21I love her.
27:22So good luck, and don't fuck it up.
27:25Oh shit.
27:26Well, after your TED Talk with Mother, are you keeping your same concept?
27:29Are you changing anything up?
27:30Well, I'm gonna do like a little swimsuit thing and go a little bit more New York instead
27:35of grandma.
27:36I was getting in the granny section.
27:37Well, you do that already on your own, baby.
27:39Bitch.
27:40You know.
27:41That's just my age demographic.
27:43But she's still dressed like a 12-year-old.
27:45Juvenile and no sense of style.
27:47What?
27:48I'm just kidding.
27:49These girls are all in the new RuPaul era, you know what I mean?
27:51And I don't think anybody thinks I'm a competition.
27:53I think because I've been gone so long, they still see the same queen that was on season
27:57two.
27:58I'm pretty impressed with myself right now that I made a dress that I probably won't wear.
28:01But only 30 years later in drag did I learn how to sew.
28:04Thing is, I didn't really get a show very much on season two.
28:06They're about to learn it.
28:07Nobody's on my level.
28:09Please, girl, my level.
28:12Nobody's that high.
28:15Do you feel there's a lot of pressure because you haven't been here since season two?
28:18Do you feel like...
28:19I'm a woman of a certain age, so if I had to come back three times like gorgeous...
28:24Sister, get her.
28:26Get her.
28:27She's gathering me right now.
28:28Hold on.
28:29Joy just is so fucking adorable.
28:30But we're not gonna tell her that.
28:31She's tough competition.
28:32Rude loves her.
28:33Great.
28:34That makes me nervous.
28:35I don't like that.
28:36So we're gonna push her down some stairs or something.
28:38Auntie, you gotta follow up with Georges?
28:39Right.
28:40Cause I feel like some animosity.
28:41Oh, I didn't even see her.
28:42Is she here?
28:43Oh, wait a damn minute.
28:44I wasn't looking down.
28:47I can't even think of anything right now.
28:48I'm so mad.
28:49Uh-oh.
28:50I done upset the tiny one.
28:51Sister, she's wearing you out.
28:53Girl, I'm over the girls already.
28:55Bring on the new bitches, please.
28:57Don't be bothered by the elders.
29:01If something goes wrong, just let me know first.
29:03I would say the same, but I don't know if you need my help.
29:06You.
29:07I'm sure I will.
29:08You're gonna be over here fitting me.
29:09Yeah, work.
29:10I'll fit you, you fit me, it'll all work out.
29:12Oh, yeah.
29:13I like where we're going here.
29:14Me and Lydia, I'm not gonna say we have an alliance, but I will say maybe we have a pre-alliance.
29:19You know, I'm at the application to give in to apply for perhaps an alliance.
29:25So I might need your help sooner than later.
29:27Okay.
29:28What's up?
29:29Just with the stitching, when it skips like that, or like stretched fabrics like this, what is the T?
29:34And also like, I don't know, I like Lydia.
29:37I just can't find the hole.
29:39Yeah.
29:40I've heard that about you.
29:41I was like...
29:42I'm excited, I laugh.
29:43I really admire Tina.
29:45I'm coming into this as a fan of her, and we're flirting a little bit.
29:48But back on my season, I sort of developed a romance with Corey King.
29:52So I am in this competition for myself and no one else.
29:58See, I kinda know how to sew, like kind of.
30:00Are you gonna be a full-time seamstress after this?
30:02Oh, fully, absolutely never.
30:05This is reminding me how much I appreciate the amazing gifts of seamstresses worldwide.
30:11At this point, I'm seeing the vision.
30:13It's gonna have movement, it's gonna have frills.
30:15Honestly, I low-key wanna wear this outfit at like the next Coachella.
30:19I'm just not sure that I can do it.
30:21Okay, I'ma just keep doing these until I pass out, cause I'ma need a lot of them.
30:24I am absolutely feeling the pressure.
30:27No, what the fuck is, no.
30:29This is the first challenge, and first impressions do matter.
30:33So, even though I'm not a designing girlie, I am determined to rise to the occasion.
30:40No Viagra needed.
30:42Isabella.
30:45Isabella.
30:47Isabella.
30:48Isabella, how you doing over there?
30:50Who the fuck is Isabella, baby?
30:52Just Isabelle.
30:53Isabelle.
30:54Oh.
30:55Isabelle!
30:56You know what?
30:57I'm hearing a lot of bitches talking, and then I'm looking, I'm seeing moo-moos and scraps piece together.
31:02This is the working girls section.
31:04I'm very in the zone right now.
31:05It is definitely taking me longer than I thought to make this corset from scratch.
31:09Mistress, you doing some seam rip-in?
31:11I am.
31:12The cutting is wearing me out.
31:16The sewing is wearing me out.
31:17The piecing together is wearing me out.
31:19Tina Burner being in the same room as me is wearing me out.
31:21What do you think?
31:22I love it.
31:23I think you should wear that and nothing else.
31:24Carrie Colby braiding fabric is wearing me out.
31:27It's gonna be such a long night.
31:29I know.
31:32Georgia's making her moo-moo's wearing me out.
31:33If you're not into fashion, then you're a loser.
31:35Oh?
31:36Nicole Paige Brooks arts and crafts is just annoying me.
31:39Ooh, wait a minute.
31:41But none of these bitches are gonna distract me and slow me down.
31:44Guys, honestly, the competition's starting to heat up.
31:46Like, I feel it.
31:47Is it gonna be a long night?
31:49Tell me.
31:53Oh, my God.
31:54It's runway day, everybody.
31:56Good morning.
31:58We are getting ready to present our eight ball looks on the runway today.
32:02Sister, why is this not him?
32:04Sister, I'm not done yet.
32:05What happened to the rest of the dress?
32:06Yes, ma'am.
32:07Mom, it's a napkin.
32:08These bitches thought I was gonna have a moo-moo.
32:10All that shit.
32:11No, mama.
32:12I'm gonna show y'all a sickening couture look.
32:14And honestly, by the looks around the room, I'm like,
32:17do I have this in the bag today?
32:19I'm wearing less than she is, though.
32:21Ms. Powell told me that the thing I was making is kind of like my entry look.
32:25So I've turned my dress into a bodysuit.
32:28And my outfit is kind of based on something I just saw Susan and the barge wearing.
32:32So hopefully I don't get ready for it.
32:33Where are you sitting?
32:34Are we sitting next to each other?
32:35Everybody scoot down.
32:36Well, let me be right here, baby.
32:37Brooks in this mirror, honey.
32:38Yes, yes, Brooks.
32:39This is the Brooks in this mirror.
32:40This is the mirror slide down.
32:41Look at all this stuff you need to get ready.
32:42This is a lot.
32:43Yeah.
32:44Look at mine.
32:45Baby, I like to come prepared.
32:46I'm not a soft, sensible woman like you.
32:48Do you think you have a good, solid chance?
32:51I think I do.
32:52I mean, what I've seen, it looks very clean.
32:54It's very, like, Samantha, Sex and the City.
32:56Oh, yes.
32:57You know, like, we all want to be a Samantha baby.
32:58Yep.
32:59I mean, I love Carrie, but no one wants to be Carrie.
33:00Nobody wants to be Carrie.
33:01Yeah.
33:02What the fuck, bitch?
33:03Not you.
33:04No, not you.
33:05Wow.
33:06Not you.
33:07Anytime I hear, I love Carrie, but the only but should be this one right here.
33:10Okay.
33:14Hey, sister.
33:15I have a question for you.
33:16Say we're in the top two today, right?
33:17Okay, so we're in La La Land.
33:18Just to suspend your disbelief for a minute.
33:20Would you then adopt me?
33:22Oh, so you're going to be my drag daughter.
33:24I'm auditioning for the role.
33:26Mistress is just a very well-rounded, good-ass drag queen.
33:30And very scary.
33:31And very mean.
33:32But that draws me to her.
33:34You know what?
33:35We'll see if you impress me today, and then we'll assess from there.
33:38Because I looked over and I could tell you need help.
33:40The wigs look a little flat, a little dry, and we're going to get it together.
33:43That's exactly why you need me as my mother.
33:44You're not even using a beauty blender to give in 25-cent sponge.
33:47You know?
33:48It's scary out here.
33:49The girls are struggling.
33:50Just you wait, mother.
33:51Oh, sister.
33:52Sorry.
33:53Sister for now.
33:54Get ahead of yourself.
33:56I don't know if Lydia's evil enough to be my daughter, but who am I to deny a young
34:00child a bright future?
34:02Because I believe the children are the future.
34:05It's our job to make them rotted.
34:07You really want to be part of that legacy?
34:08Yeah, I think it'll be funny.
34:09This legacy?
34:10I think it'll be funny.
34:11You ever see those birds?
34:12You know what I mean?
34:13You know when a mama bird gives birth, and one of the birds just doesn't make it, and
34:16she just throws it and doesn't take care of it?
34:17Yeah.
34:18That's mistress.
34:19Okay, perfect.
34:20You know what I'm saying?
34:21Yeah, I think I can handle that.
34:22I understand the game, you know?
34:23She's just going to use you.
34:24Okay.
34:25I think it'll be great.
34:26Sure, until it's not.
34:27Until she turns on you.
34:28Turns on me.
34:29She's just so fucking obsessed with me.
34:31Daughter, read her.
34:32Don't talk about my mother like that.
34:34Wow.
34:35You know what?
34:36I'm going to be the first to stay right here.
34:37Tina's been at me, but I'm not going to give it to her, because let me tell you something.
34:39This bitch is obsessed with me ever since I tweeted that picture of her in that nasty
34:43Skittles wig.
34:44She didn't want to try to come for me.
34:45And it's like, girl, give it up, Mary.
34:47When did I ever come for you?
34:48Weren't you the one sliding into my DM?
34:50No.
34:51Because I believe you were.
34:52I believe I wasn't the one who responded if we were called.
34:55I would like to see the receipt.
34:56I have the receipt, sweetie.
34:57Since we're going in a ticket there.
34:59When I tweeted this picture of Tina, I reached out because I didn't want her to be mad,
35:02but she was real.
35:03That is not it all that happened.
35:04She was real bitter and nasty.
35:05That is not it all that happened.
35:06I'm a brother receipt.
35:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
35:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:10No, wait, what does it sound like a fucking gay chicken poop in here?
35:13You a liar?
35:14No, baby, that's not what happened.
35:15No, I have a lot of things, but I've never been a liar, bitch.
35:16Don't be mad about how you look.
35:17No, but you didn't, but you didn't, but you didn't.
35:18You look like that.
35:19Wait, so if you look like that, you look like that.
35:21Babe, if you don't want no one posting the picture, take it off getting images.
35:24Like, I don't know what else to say.
35:25And while I'm doing, like, eight sold-out shows a week,
35:27maybe you can stay online like that, too.
35:28Some of us are online girlies, and some of us are performance girlies, okay?
35:31Girls, the girls are mad.
35:32If we want to pull a bookie, we can do that, too.
35:34Baby, my account will print the bank statements.
35:36We can get it together if we really want to go there.
35:38Baby.
35:39Check my credentials, honey.
35:40Hey, listen, let's see if the longevity's there.
35:41When you have the career later, you know what I'm saying?
35:43Girl, I'm not talking to you.
35:44Bye, Ronald.
35:45Ooh.
35:46Wow.
35:47The girls just get one little moment and just hang on to it.
35:50When I gave her that little bit of attention, she's craving more.
35:53So, I might throw her another bone, I might give her another tweet,
35:55because she needs the interaction.
35:57I don't understand why people would be mad about, like, you giving them relevance.
35:59Like, baby, I brought Tina Burner back to the forefront.
36:01That's what I'm saying.
36:02I'll take it.
36:03I'll follow it.
36:04Be grateful.
36:05While you're sitting there tweeting, I'm doing my shows.
36:07You know what I mean?
36:08Tina, stop.
36:09Stop talking to me.
36:10We all know the mistress needs a target.
36:12She loves to, like, poke the bear, you know what I mean?
36:15And mama, it's working down, because I could see, like, the fucking mirror shattering inside
36:20Tina.
36:21I was trying to slide in her DMs.
36:24Oh, so you had her.
36:25I wanted to go to her sold-out show and have her fuck me in the dressing room.
36:28In P-town or Puerto Vallarta?
36:30I don't know.
36:31She's worldwide.
36:32Everywhere.
36:33I'm gonna wait for her to come to Houston.
36:35Mistress is a liar.
36:36She's gaslighting me.
36:37She's trying to get me to crack.
36:39You're not gonna get me to crack, sweetie.
36:40You just won't.
36:41Baby, you met your match.
36:43You don't scare me.
36:45Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars.
36:49It's Michelle Visage.
36:50Now, Michelle, what is your lucky number?
36:53Four.
36:54It's the South Plainfield exit off of Route 287.
36:57Also, where I lost my virginity.
37:00The fantastic T.S. Madison.
37:04Maddie, what's your lucky number?
37:06Well, I have several.
37:0736, 24, 36, and 10.
37:1310?
37:14Duh.
37:16Mm-mm-mm.
37:17That ain't a lucky number.
37:18That's a death sentence.
37:19Ha-ha-ha!
37:22And she brings it to you every ball, Suzanne Barsch.
37:25Now, Suzanne, what is your lucky number?
37:28My lucky number is 69.
37:30It's always worked for me, and we'll have a good time with that one.
37:34How about 68, and I owe you one?
37:36Okay.
37:37I'll take it.
37:38This week, we challenged our all-stars to create one high fashion design using eight different items.
37:44And tonight on the runway, category is Eight Ball Eleganza.
37:49Ooh.
37:50All-stars, start your engine, and may the best drag queen win.
37:54Category is Eight Ball Eleganza.
38:01Up first, Georges.
38:03Mm, call me Meloyella.
38:05Damn, my dress is so sickening.
38:08I think my eight elements mesh well together.
38:10I'm serving leg and packing on that blush.
38:13Girl, it's getting muggy.
38:15She's one of the yellow hoes of Texas.
38:18Yes, she is.
38:19That's a lot of mane and tail.
38:21Up next, Carrie Colby.
38:26A ho-ha.
38:27Thank you, baby.
38:28Oh, yeah.
38:30Careful, you're gonna put somebody's eyes out with those things.
38:33I am obsessed with what I am serving.
38:35There's so much movement going on with this outfit, and that's really what I was hoping to achieve.
38:40Ooh, you're jingling, baby.
38:42Go ahead, baby.
38:43I'm feeling just very Tahiti, goddess, woman of color, princess, Medusa.
38:49So if you look too long, you could get in trouble, baby.
38:52What Kee Sweat say?
38:53You got me twisted.
38:54Okay.
38:55Up next, Lydia Butthole Collins.
39:00Remember when Angeline made that workout video?
39:03This is the embodiment of a Lydia Butthole Collins look because it's the rejection of traditional glamour.
39:09It's something weird, kooky, off the wall.
39:11Mmm.
39:12I'll have four teaspoons.
39:14These have always brought me...
39:16I feel so heinous, and I love it.
39:22What exactly was in her eight ball?
39:251980s.
39:28Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
39:31For the Michelle Visage Collection.
39:34I'm giving you, like, kind of jungle safari.
39:37She was just discovered.
39:38The monkeys led her to the land.
39:40They taught her everything, and she's just here to, like, stop the runway.
39:43What do you do with your anal beads when they're not up your butt?
39:46You use them as a purse.
39:48I used all the materials and then some.
39:50Baby, I look expensive. I look sickening.
39:52My hair looks electrocuted, bitch.
39:54Like I stuck a fork in a socket.
39:55Just give my head, bitch, and charge.
39:57Touch all this ass.
39:58Yes, honey, there's a tiger in her tank.
40:03Up next, Nicole Paige Brooks.
40:06Ooh, baby. I'm seeing stars.
40:08Ooh.
40:09Twinkle, twinkle, little whore.
40:12This look is inspired by Suzanne Barsh's outfit that I saw on Instagram.
40:16I look sickening. My mug is right.
40:18I love this hair. These legs here for days.
40:20Ass is ass up. These cakes are cakes.
40:22Oh, I know what movie she was in.
40:24What? Star Booty.
40:25Oh, okay.
40:26I wonder what her rising is.
40:30Up next, Tina Burner.
40:32She owns 51% of the Burlington Coat Factory.
40:36I have a cigarette. I'm just taking a moment because I'm so rich.
40:40I'm just smoking the competition.
40:42That's what I'm doing here because I look so stunning.
40:44Oh, this is the no smoking zone.
40:46Oh, yeah. No smoking on the dance floor.
40:48Oh, the gold boss coming up.
40:50I have a fur jacket.
40:52I got these gold pants up to my titties because they got money, honey.
40:56She called this at Slacks Fifth Avenue.
41:00Check your coat.
41:02Check your colon.
41:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
41:10Welcome, queens.
41:11Tonight, tournament of all-star rules are in full effect.
41:15I'll name the top two all-stars of the week and each will receive two points.
41:20Then, the top two will lip sync for their chance to win $10,000 and one extra point.
41:28Remember, at the end of this three-episode bracket, the top three queens with the most points will continue on to the semifinals with the chance to ultimately win $200,000.
41:41Yes.
41:42Now, it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with Georges.
41:46Now, Georges, before we go to the judges, point out the eight items you were given.
41:51We got this flower fabric, this black trim sequins, the plastic, this fabric, the trim, and then the ornament.
41:59Where'd the yellow come from?
42:00The yellow, too.
42:01Yes.
42:02Georges, you do something very smart because you are diminutive.
42:04You do those cutouts so that you get the most impact out of those legs.
42:08What's your favorite part of this outfit?
42:10Honestly, the little hip areas, you know, because I don't be wearing no hip hats.
42:13I need a little something right there.
42:15You're 24.
42:16You're not wearing hip hats yet.
42:18Okay.
42:19All-star season 20.
42:20I like it.
42:23Sexy, flirty, and you're working it well.
42:25But the way you put it together, whether you glued it or sewed it, well, that's left to
42:29be discussed at a later date.
42:30But you did a good job.
42:32Up next, Carrie Colby.
42:34Please point out the eight items.
42:37One metal trim here, beading, blue fabric, the silver kind of leatherette, the silver with
42:44texture, the molten chocolate lava fabric.
42:47Ooh.
42:48There is a rivet trim and then this little sparkly skirt moment.
42:53Carrie, this bra top.
42:55The way that you constructed that is so visually stimulating.
42:59Thank you, auntie.
43:00Oh, wait a minute.
43:01Oh, wait.
43:02Oh, you're driving me crazy.
43:03It's giving very Medusa meets Xena warrior princess.
43:08I love this look.
43:09There's a lot of braiding and gluing, I think, going on there.
43:12But what I love, Carrie, is that you came out here with reckless abandon.
43:15And that is what you need to do every time we see you.
43:18I'ma do it.
43:19Good girl.
43:20Up next, ladies and gentlemen, Lydia Butthole Collins.
43:23Oh.
43:24Hello.
43:25Can you point out the eight items?
43:26One, the zebra print fabric.
43:27Two, the green fabric.
43:29Three, the pink fabric.
43:30Four, the fringe.
43:31Five, the metallic fabric.
43:32Six, the black trim.
43:34Seven, the fur.
43:35And eight, the little dangly things here.
43:38Oh, wow.
43:39I wondered where that chandelier went.
43:41Oh, yeah.
43:42Lydia is fabulous.
43:44The zebra thinks pink.
43:45I love the, like, warmer vibe.
43:47I love the makeup and everything.
43:48The hair, gorgeous.
43:50You did a really good job here, Butthole.
43:53It's very club.
43:54It's very fun.
43:55The purse is ridiculous.
43:57This whole draping thing was such a huge thing in the 80s.
44:00The only thing missing are shoulder pads.
44:03Why didn't you do a shoulder pad?
44:04I do have a little shoulder pad going on, just a tiny bit.
44:07Yeah.
44:08But I could have added a little more, I guess.
44:09Yeah.
44:10It definitely took me back to the 80s, especially coming out of an A-ball.
44:13Word.
44:15Hey!
44:16Next up, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
44:19So, first, I have this animal print fabric.
44:21Number two, I have this metallic fabric that I made the corset out of.
44:24And then I have a trim number three, and then trim number four.
44:27I have these bugle beads.
44:28And then I have my anal beads number five.
44:31Yes.
44:32And you're going to have to look closely.
44:33I have two fabrics on the purse.
44:35So, the first is a black leather.
44:37And then I use the metallic animal print blue fabric to line it.
44:40And then I use this handful of tools as number eight.
44:42I love this for obvious reasons.
44:44It's an animal print.
44:45I see the beautiful finished edge on that skirt, which I appreciate.
44:48The corsetry is gorgeous.
44:50I love how teeny tiny and major waist.
44:52I think this is the appropriate size pair with those friggin' hips.
44:56When you hit, you hit hard, Mistress.
44:57And I think this is really good.
45:00My favorite are those beads.
45:02The things that I would do with that bag.
45:05But...
45:06The things that you've done with that bag.
45:08That's Michelle.
45:09Tell my business.
45:10Sorry, Maddie.
45:11This is a silhouette you're known for.
45:13How have you changed since you were here last?
45:15I haven't changed.
45:16I should have been crowned the first time.
45:17But I'm here...
45:18I'm here to give you perfection all over again.
45:23Up next, from Atlanta, Georgia, Nicole Paige Brooks.
45:29What are the eight items?
45:31It's all on here.
45:32One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
45:40Nicole, I'm so happy to see you here, honey.
45:42This outfit.
45:43It's cute.
45:44I really would love for you to have zushed it just a bit more.
45:49And your face is beautiful, but why you didn't beat it up?
45:52Because it's the world's biggest platform for drag, I feel like you gotta give us more.
45:56The hair, for me, needs to be at least doubled.
45:59I like you in brunette.
46:00Uh-huh.
46:01I think it suits you, but it's got to be bigger.
46:04I'm guessing you're not a sewer.
46:05No, but I did sew this, and it reminded me of something that I saw on Suzanne.
46:09It heard it much better.
46:10I thought so.
46:11I'm flattered.
46:12But I do agree it's simple a little bit.
46:15At the same time, having said that, I actually love that you use most of the fabrics to make
46:20the different stars, make a pattern rather than make a shape.
46:25Mumford Mugler would like it.
46:27Wow, with that gorgeous body, I understand why you wanted to do a bathing suit.
46:31You look fantastic.
46:33Up next, Tinta Bertha.
46:35Show me the eight items.
46:37The stone, which is on the shoes, which is number one.
46:40The pants fabric is number two.
46:41Wow.
46:42The belt is number three.
46:44This fabric is number four.
46:46This is number five.
46:48This is number six.
46:49Wow.
46:50The fur is number seven.
46:52And these earrings and the cigarette case was the fabric from the lamp, which is number eight.
46:56Wow.
46:57Oh.
46:58So, you made a coat, with a zipper, fully lined, with faux fur on the cuffs and the collars.
47:05And you made high-waisted trousers.
47:07And a shirt.
47:08Tina, that's outstanding.
47:11I did not know that you had all of that in you.
47:14Those pants, it's amazing how that is so well constructed.
47:18I think a couture courier is calling.
47:21Very chic, very, very uptown.
47:23I love it.
47:24Last time I was here, you asked me to step my pussy up.
47:26That's what I'm here to do.
47:27You did it.
47:28It's really, really beautiful.
47:29Thank you very much.
47:30Thank you, all-stars.
47:31I think you've heard enough.
47:33While you, on Tough Backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
47:39Now, just between us squirrel friends, I want to know what you all think.
47:44We're looking for the top two all-stars of the week, based on their eight-ball design presentations.
47:50Lydia was everything.
47:52I thought the way that she sold it was amazing.
47:54I love the flash dance, 80s meets Bushwick, and I would rather anything.
47:59Anytime you want to put zebra with a neon, even neon green, I said it.
48:03I'm here for it.
48:04I love this.
48:05This is one of my favorites tonight.
48:06The only thing that could have made it any better were huge shoulders, you know?
48:10I really loved mistress.
48:12I loved the corset.
48:13I loved the makeup.
48:14I thought she looked fabulous.
48:15Here's the one thing about that look.
48:16We've seen it on her about 17 times already.
48:18Now, listen.
48:19I'm not mad at anyone who can find a silhouette that works for them and then do it.
48:23It looked great.
48:24It was well executed and actually one of the best of the night.
48:27Y'all, can we disagree?
48:28Tina Burner killed it tonight.
48:30She made a coat with a zipper with faux fur on the collar and sleeves and she lined it
48:35in red satin.
48:36The pants were immaculate.
48:38And she decorated the shoes.
48:40I mean, she let us know that she is in this competition to go all the way.
48:45Did you know she could do all that?
48:46I did not know.
48:47I didn't either.
48:48I had no idea Tina Burner had all that in her.
48:50I think she's definitely invited to Capote's luncheons.
48:55All right.
48:56Silence.
48:57I've made my decision.
48:59Bring back my all-stars.
49:02Welcome back, all-stars.
49:03Based on your eight ball runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
49:08In the tournament of all-stars, if you're not in the top, you are in the bottom.
49:15Lydia.
49:16Mistress.
49:17Tina.
49:18You all ate this challenge.
49:22But the top two all-stars of the week are Tina Burner and Lydia Butthole Collins.
49:39Oh, shit.
49:42Condragulations.
49:43You've each earned two points.
49:46The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
49:49Lydia, Tina, this week you were both ballers, but tonight there can only be one winner.
50:02Two all-stars stand before me.
50:05Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win 10,000 doulas, and earn a coveted extra point
50:15in our tournament of all-stars.
50:18The time has come for you to lip-sync for your legacy.
50:27I am in the top two this week.
50:29I have arrived in this competition.
50:31I am going to just let this song possess me, because I want to show these queens that I'm
50:37here to win, and I'm not going down without a fight.
50:39Pow, pow, pow, pow.
50:40This is my first Maxi Challenge win.
50:43And it feels good, baby.
50:45But there's an extra point on the line, honey, so you know I'm going to turn it out, baby,
50:49because I have to.
50:50Every point in this competition is important.
50:53Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
51:22Good vibration
51:23A feeling that I know so well
51:27That you got me burning down with your love
51:33Temptation
51:34Temptation
51:35Sweet temptation
51:42I can't find the words you explain
51:46You're such a hot temptation
51:48You just walk right in
51:52Take me away
51:54And all I want to say is
51:58Thank you baby
51:59I'll surround you
52:01Can't you see that I've got so high
52:06Yeah
52:06Wow
52:08Wow
52:17That was so good
52:23All stars
52:26I've made my decision
52:27Lydia Buckle Collins
52:35Condragulations
52:36Your winner baby
52:38What the fuck is my life right now
52:45You've won a cash tip of $10,000
52:48Plus an extra point
52:52Thank you so much
52:53Which gives you a total of three points
52:56Tinta Berta
52:57You have a total of two points
53:00Georges
53:01Carrie
53:02Mistress
53:03And Nicole
53:04Please step to the front of the stage
53:07All stars
53:14With great power comes great responsibility
53:17Each week the bottom four queens will each receive one point
53:22But there is a twist
53:24You cannot keep the point for yourself
53:26You must give it away to the all star you believe is the MVQ
53:33Or the most valuable queen of the week
53:36I'll leave it up to each of you to decide which all star deserves your MVQ point
53:44Oh my god
53:45But choose wisely
53:46Because at the end of this bracket
53:48The three queens with the most points will move on to the semi-finals
53:53And the other queens will be eliminated
53:57Condragulations all stars
54:00And remember
54:00If you can't love yourself out
54:02Now hell you gonna love somebody else
54:04Can I get an amen up in here
54:05Amen
54:06Now let the music play
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