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00:12It feels so correct to win the first challenge of the All Legends season.
00:20I'm letting everybody know that if they want to come out with a crown, they're going to
00:26have to get through me first.
00:28And maybe she a brick house.
00:33Congratulations, Shay.
00:34Congratulations, Shay.
00:37Great job.
00:37And also congratulations because you got a legendary legend star, bitch.
00:41So at this point, two bitches are closer to potentially, thank you, winning.
00:47Yeah.
00:48And one is a step literally behind.
00:51This could be the beginning of her downfall.
00:52Am I a bad friend?
00:54No.
00:55Kind of.
01:00Oh, my God.
01:03Speak of the devil, girl.
01:06I've fought worse monsters in Hollywood for years.
01:10I know how to win the hard way.
01:12Okay, so let me explain.
01:15You know, you and Hai have the most history competing in this competition together.
01:19Uh-huh.
01:20And I was like, okay.
01:22This is still the beginning.
01:23And I know what a fierce competitor you are.
01:25Uh-huh.
01:25I would.
01:28I said, if there's one person that can bounce back immediately from this and like not be
01:32phased, I knew it was you.
01:34So that's why I picked you.
01:35Well, I understand your reasoning and I will accept.
01:44Aww.
01:45You don't have a choice.
01:48I don't have a choice.
01:49I don't have a choice.
01:50Let her be crucified.
01:51Damn you, Shea Coulee.
01:55Girl, I thought we were friends.
01:59But you know what?
02:00The only reason why you would block someone is because you find them to be competition.
02:05So, girl, I guess it's a compliment.
02:07So the competition is starting.
02:10But don't get cute, bitch.
02:11Because you can block the tuck one time, but she's going to bounce right back.
02:17I have a fire under my ass and it ain't gonorrhea.
02:30The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly
02:35Hills Cosmetics, a cash prize of $200,000, and will be crowned queen of all queens.
02:42With extra special guest judge, style icon Daphne Guinness.
02:47RuPaul's Drag Race.
02:49Pay the best check we win.
02:50The best check we win.
03:00We're back.
03:01Wow.
03:03Another day.
03:04Another slow.
03:04Okay.
03:05I feel fabulous, girl.
03:07I have this brand new stainless steel gold plated legendary legendary star on my hat and
03:12it's glamorous.
03:13It's like when you like walk through like a real bad neighborhood.
03:15You're like, oh, everyone's looking at my jewelry, girl.
03:18Mind your business.
03:19It's gorgeous.
03:21My eyes are up here.
03:23You just think next time you walk in the work room, you might have one.
03:26Oh, wait.
03:31But full T, not blocking anyone.
03:33This fits perfectly in my fantasy.
03:35I did not want to put a target on my back.
03:37I've established myself as a face competitor, winning a star.
03:39Got an alliance over here.
03:40All of the pieces are working together.
03:44So how does it feel like walking in with a target on your chest hat?
03:50I mean, does it really give us a target though?
03:52I don't feel like.
03:53I bet you are top of my list.
03:55I'm going to start where the people are already shining.
03:58You know, I kind of agree that what would make the most sense is to block a girl with a
04:02star to slow them down.
04:05How pissed off would you be if you got blocked after a win?
04:08I'm coming for you.
04:09Can we still be friends even if-
04:11No.
04:14But you can only block somebody if they're not one of the top two.
04:19So, me and Monet just have to remain in the top two.
04:22You know what I'm saying?
04:23The strategy is win.
04:25Win.
04:25Hello, hello, hello.
04:28Look at you all.
04:29Good morning, queens.
04:31Good morning.
04:32For this week's maxi challenge, we're playing the Snatch Game.
04:40Dylan, are you excited?
04:45Hashtag all-star seven.
04:48But for all stars, all winners, I'm asking you to double down on your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
04:56You won't be impersonating just one celebrity.
05:00You need to impersonate two celebrities.
05:04Oh, my God.
05:05Oh, my God.
05:06Oh, my God.
05:07That's right.
05:08Two celebrities, one Snatch.
05:11Now this, I gotta see.
05:14Racers, start your engines, and may the best legend win.
05:24I'm obsessed with Jada.
05:26Fantastic.
05:29Today's maxi challenge is my favorite challenge in Drag Race history, and that is Snatch Game.
05:37I'm doing Joanna Lumley.
05:38Joanna Lumley, got it.
05:39I'm absolutely fabulous.
05:40And Catherine Tate.
05:41Who?
05:42He is a British comedian.
05:43He is a British comedian.
05:44Snatch Game is such an important challenge because it just shows this plethora of skills that you need as a
05:47queen.
05:48Makeup transformation, character impersonations, and making people laugh.
05:52Oh, man.
05:53I mean, I slayed my first ever Snatch Game.
05:55There's three million people here watching me today.
05:57And I've got a lot of impersonations in my arse and all.
06:02Bring it on.
06:04Character acting is my safe space and my place to play.
06:08What you're saying is Shay should have blocked you.
06:12I mean, I'm looking forward to it.
06:14Yeah.
06:14We've got some really strong Snatchers here.
06:17Who wants so?
06:18Trinity.
06:19Malibu, baby!
06:23Shay.
06:24You, boy!
06:27Uh-huh.
06:28Me.
06:29Jinx.
06:29The label is faded.
06:31I can never tell if it's pate or if it's giblets for the cats.
06:34Neither of you won your Snatch Games.
06:36What are you talking about?
06:37I mean, that's just a fact.
06:40Shay, I think you gave us woke, progressive Flava Flav.
06:45Gender is a construct, man. Tear it apart.
06:49Who you got this time?
06:50I'm going to do Miss J. Alexander.
06:53And I'm going to do Elsa Majimbo.
06:55Who is that?
06:56So she's TikTok, Twitter famous.
06:58She's always kind of like doing little monologues with like potato chips and sunglasses.
07:02And she's like...
07:03Yes, her. Got it.
07:05I love that she does have like a physical punchline with like the potato chip and the sunglasses.
07:10But I'm going to try my hardest to like allow myself to have fun as this character.
07:15It's gonna be fun.
07:16Yeah.
07:16It's gonna be fun.
07:17This is gonna be a good Snatch Game.
07:18I hope so.
07:19Snatch Games.
07:19This is like the Olympics of Snatch Game.
07:25Mom eyes.
07:26Yes, my love.
07:27Are you excited for Snatch Game?
07:29I am excited for Snatch Game.
07:31Snatch Game though is a little tricky for me.
07:33I just have this love-hate with Snatch Game, you know?
07:36I like, it's a very tumultuous relationship.
07:39We go through it.
07:40And when we're in love, we're in love.
07:41And when we hate each other, we really hate each other.
07:43So, here we go.
07:47I'm actually excited for two because I was having a hard time narrowing it down and now I don't have
07:51to.
07:52I do both.
07:53Who are you doing?
07:54Natasha Lyonne and Judy Garland.
07:55I didn't want to do Judy until I got the blessing from my friend Thirsty Burlington.
07:59She used to do Judy, but she retired this character.
08:03So, she gave me her blessing.
08:04Work.
08:05She said, take it and shine, darling.
08:07Work.
08:08Liza, why are you acting like this?
08:10You get this way when you're hungry.
08:12I'll make yourselves a better steak sandwich, Liza.
08:15I'm so jealous.
08:16Can we like switch for this?
08:17Can we do like, can we do the Freaky Friday this Snatch Game?
08:20You play Martin Lawrence and Mike Tyson as Monet.
08:22The blackface of it all.
08:23Bitch, cancel.
08:24You know what?
08:24Let's switch.
08:26Let's get you canceled, Jack!
08:28That's what you're here to do.
08:31This is my literal nightmare in some ways.
08:36I bombed one and now we have to do two on my season.
08:40I bombed Snatch Game with Whoopi.
08:42Her joints.
08:42Her joints are always wet.
08:46I'm just nervous going up against so many people who wrote the literal book on Snatch Game
08:54and I haven't graduated my first Snatch class.
08:59I'm doing my own interpretation of the boogeyman.
09:04Okay. Oh, work.
09:06Because he's like a made up character.
09:07He's been under all your beds.
09:09And then my second option, Rico Nasty.
09:12She's like this punk, young scream rapper.
09:15And she's a 23-year-old kid.
09:18I just really want to focus on having fun.
09:20So, I'm wondering if Ru's going to enjoy me screaming at her for...
09:28Hey, ladies.
09:30Hey!
09:31Let's talk Snatch.
09:35All right, Trini, bring all that ass over here, girl.
09:38That's a lot of ass.
09:39I hope I don't injure anybody.
09:42So, I see you have some devil horns there.
09:44Uh-huh.
09:45And then you have a little puppet body down there.
09:48Uh-huh.
09:48I have no idea who that is.
09:50Let me give you a clue.
09:51Can you see my pussy now?
09:55Wait, the only thing I'm getting is Leslie Jordan.
09:57That's exactly who it is.
09:58Oh!
09:58This is a very smart choice.
10:00I think so.
10:01I think he's got enough in my wheelhouse that I can basically just make fun of myself.
10:05That's right.
10:06And I'm looking forward to that.
10:07Now, what about the devil horns?
10:10Who is that?
10:11Satan.
10:15Okay.
10:16You know, I grew up Southern Baptist.
10:18Yes.
10:18And so, I was like, let me take the piss out of the religion that I grew up with.
10:23Yes.
10:24Well, I cannot wait to have fun and laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
10:27I can't wait to finally meet Satan.
10:29I'm excited to meet them, too.
10:36Bitch, I'm gonna win this shit.
10:38I may not get no star because I'm blocked, but these girls better watch out.
10:43Because they're about to burn the fiery pit from hell, bitch.
10:48Look who's back in the house.
10:50What was it like doing your first challenge last week in 11 years?
10:56Painful.
10:57It's not like riding a fucking bike.
10:59So, yeah, it's definitely been difficult, but fun.
11:02But fun.
11:02So now, when you did Snatch Game, you did Tyra Banks, and I believe you were safe.
11:07What?
11:08Are you shmizing too hard?
11:09I think I shmize so hard my eyes bled, girl.
11:11I should have won, but that's okay.
11:12You thought you should have won.
11:13What was your takeaway?
11:14I was hysterical.
11:15I should have won.
11:15I just told you.
11:19I'm hysterical, and I wasn't even trying.
11:21This is...
11:21I'm winning this one.
11:23I mean, come on.
11:24My eyes were bleeding.
11:25That was good.
11:26Your eyes were bleeding.
11:26You're right.
11:27So, I see...
11:28Are those riding crops or skiing?
11:30No.
11:30No, no.
11:31I have chosen to do Madam.
11:34Oh, from Waylon Flowers and Madam.
11:35Waylon Flowers and Madam.
11:36Yes.
11:36Wow.
11:37I love that.
11:38Well, she was a rod puppet.
11:39Yes.
11:39So, you know, if you're going to be Madam, you've got to have sticks.
11:42You know?
11:43Oh, my goodness.
11:45Who's your other character?
11:46I'm doing Diana Vreeland.
11:48Oh.
11:49Another favorite.
11:51Right.
11:51Oh, my goodness.
11:51The first real editor-in-chief of Vogue magazine and Harper's Bazaar before that.
11:55And she is a woman who spouts off the words for you to just assume that everybody understands.
12:00Oh.
12:01You know, prolapse.
12:03Cherry cordial.
12:04Mmm.
12:05On my season, I loved doing Snatch Game, but I do remember how difficult it is.
12:10All right.
12:10Well, have fun in the Snatch Game, okay?
12:12I will.
12:13Low-key, I'm, like, fully, fully terrified.
12:16I'm terrified!
12:27Almost live from Almost Hollywood.
12:29It's time to play the all-stars, all-winners Snatch Game.
12:33And here's your host, Ruth Hall.
12:35Welcome, everybody.
12:37Let's meet tonight's Snatch Game contestants.
12:40She's People Magazine's sexiest man alive, Michelle Besai.
12:45Hi, everybody.
12:46Hi.
12:47Hi.
12:47He's Playboy's Playmate of the Year, Ross Matthews.
12:52I demand a recount.
12:54Ah.
12:55Are you ready to meet our celebrities?
12:58Yeah!
13:00In this corner, it's former heavyweight champion of the world, Mike Tyson.
13:06Hey, Paul, how you doing?
13:07So nice to see you again.
13:08You look gorgeous.
13:09And to all my beautiful ladies here, I want to offer them one thing.
13:11What's that?
13:12I'm gonna fuck them all in the air.
13:14Oh!
13:15Fuck them all in the air.
13:16Wow!
13:18You all remember her from Waylon Flowers and Madam.
13:22Here is Madam!
13:24I've been on Hollywood Squares, I've been on The Tonight Show, and now I'm just on Quaaludes.
13:29Oh!
13:31Yay!
13:33She's absolutely fabulous.
13:35It's Joanna Lumley.
13:37Darling, how are you, sweetie?
13:38I'm doing great.
13:39And I wear on telly, so I'd just like to say, I love Chanel.
13:43Well, maybe they'll send them over, you know?
13:45Hopefully.
13:45Let's try again.
13:46I love Chanel.
13:50This little devil needs no introduction.
13:53It's Satan!
13:56Hey, girl!
13:59People call me the Devil, Satan, Michelle Versace, Lucifer, but you can call me Lucy with an
14:08I.
14:08All my books do.
14:11Now, our very own Russian doll.
14:14It's Natasha Lyonne.
14:16Hey there, Ru.
14:17You know, we did that flick together.
14:19That's right.
14:20Don't tell mom the cheerleaders are lesbians.
14:22Yes, exactly.
14:23Good film.
14:24I quit smoking today.
14:26Oh, you did?
14:26Mm-hmm.
14:27What are you smoking?
14:28A cigarette.
14:29Yeah.
14:29I didn't say it was going well.
14:32Up next, the queen of sugar trap, it's Rico Nasty.
14:37People are always asking, Rico, why you nasty?
14:40Cause I keep your man like toilet paper in my ass, Chief.
14:43Oh!
14:45Okay.
14:46All right, let's move on down.
14:48She's an Instagram sensation.
14:51Kenyan comedian, Elsa Majimbo.
14:54Oh.
14:54It is such an honor.
14:56The fact that I was watching your TV show in my bathrobe and now in my bathrobe on your
15:01TV show.
15:04Here to party like it's $19.99, the purple one, Princess in the House.
15:10Yes!
15:13What's up, Rue?
15:14I'm sexy.
15:16Yes!
15:17Oh!
15:19I'm a man.
15:20Yes!
15:22All right, contestants, are you ready to play Snatch Gang?
15:26Yes!
15:26Yes!
15:27All right, here you go.
15:27This one's for Ross.
15:28Lil Nas X recorded a duet with Lady Bunny.
15:32Oh, wow.
15:33Their song is called Old Blank Road.
15:39Old Clown Road.
15:40Okay.
15:41Right?
15:41Right.
15:42All right, let's go to our celebrities and find out if you have any matches.
15:45Starting with Mike Tyson.
15:47I think it's Old Champion because he's a champion for the queer people, RuPaul.
15:50Yes, he is.
15:51His style is impetuous.
15:52His punches are impregnable.
15:54It's not a match there, but I gotta say, Mike Tyson, your penmanship is impeccable.
15:59Impregnable.
16:00Impregnable.
16:01Exactly.
16:02All right.
16:03Let's move on down to Madam.
16:07All right, what say you, Madam?
16:09Lady Bunny's my very old, old, old, old, old friend.
16:13Oh, yeah.
16:14Wouldn't he?
16:17Not a match, Madam, but a very good answer.
16:21All right, let's move on down to Joanna Lumley.
16:24We are looking for Old Clown Road.
16:27I just wrote Old Clown Road.
16:29And I also wrote Chanel.
16:32Rocky, you got a match!
16:33Yes, yes.
16:35All right, let's move on down to the one, the only, Lucifer.
16:39Now, you worked with Lil Nas X recently, didn't you?
16:42I did, I did.
16:43Let's go together.
16:43What was the lap dance like?
16:45I was like, yes, queen, yes, you worked out on my lap.
16:49Yes!
16:51We're looking for Old Clown Road.
16:53I said Old Bottom Road.
16:56Old Bottom Road.
16:57Yes.
16:57That makes sense.
16:58Oh, good answer.
16:59I've been down that road.
17:00Yeah, they just repaved it.
17:01They really did.
17:02They got rid of the speed bump.
17:03Yes.
17:04Thank God.
17:05Well, thank you, Satan.
17:07Not a match.
17:07Very close.
17:09Let's move on down to Elsa.
17:12We are looking for an Old Clown Road.
17:15Now, I looked up this lady bunny.
17:18Yes.
17:18She's neither a lady nor a bunny.
17:20No.
17:20So, I said Old Brown Road.
17:27Not a match.
17:29Let's move on down to Prince.
17:32I was dreaming when I wrote this answer.
17:36Oh, you...
17:37What were you dreaming about, Prince?
17:43We're looking for...
17:44Clown.
17:45Old Clown Road.
17:46We still on that question?
17:47Yes.
17:48Okay.
17:49I wrote old.
17:51Oh!
17:52Old Road.
17:53Old Road.
17:53Old.
17:55Old.
17:56Road.
17:56That's a poet right there.
17:57Yeah.
17:58Alright, this next question is for Michelle.
18:01Okay.
18:01Bianca Del Rio is so lucky.
18:03How lucky is she?
18:04Well, she recently hosted the Westminster Dog Show, and she ended up winning the award
18:10for Best Blank.
18:14Bitch.
18:15Best Bitch.
18:16Alright, let's go to our celebrities and see what they wrote.
18:19Starting with Satan.
18:21Are you ready?
18:22Yes!
18:24Now, we're looking for Bitch.
18:26What say you, Satan?
18:27I personally know Bianca.
18:29She is my protege.
18:30Okay.
18:31And when I retire, she will be taking over.
18:33Oh, great.
18:34Good to know.
18:34And so I said Best in Bitch Faith, because she looks like a hound.
18:38Okay.
18:39Let's go to the judges and see what they said.
18:41The judges say it's a match.
18:42Thanks, Lucy!
18:43Oh, thank you!
18:44Love you, Mina!
18:46Let's move on down to Natasha Lyonne.
18:49Yeah.
18:49We're looking for Bitch.
18:51Do you have a bitch?
18:51No, I said Best Breeder.
18:54Best Breeder.
18:55Best Breeder.
18:56Bianca's a top.
18:57Yeah.
18:57And she's also petite.
18:59Oh!
19:00Yeah.
19:00Okay.
19:00And tiny tops, it cracks me up.
19:03Yes.
19:03Like, imagine, Jada Essence Hall topping Monday Exchange.
19:08That would be hilarious to see, you know?
19:10Like a four-year-old trying to move a couch on her own, you know?
19:15Somehow I can't get that picture out of my head.
19:17It'll haunt you.
19:18Yeah.
19:20Let's move on down to Rico Nasty.
19:23Rico McNasty!
19:27What's all that money?
19:28Where'd you get that money?
19:29Bitch, when you stay as flossy as me, the money she just comes out of everywhere.
19:32I got money here.
19:33I got money there.
19:33Oh!
19:34Bitch, I made of money!
19:35Oh!
19:35I'm going to take this and feed the whole entire village.
19:39I got more.
19:41Good job, Elsa.
19:43Now, Rico, we're looking for Bitch.
19:45What do you say?
19:46I wrote...
19:47Bitch!
19:47Bitch!
19:48Bitch!
19:48Whoa, whoa, bitch!
19:51That's like six matches.
19:53Actually, the judges are saying you only get that one point.
19:55Wow!
19:55Let's move on down to Prince.
19:57Prince, what are you wearing?
20:00Oh!
20:00All of that right there.
20:02I'll definitely fuck him in the ass.
20:04Definitely.
20:06We're looking for Bitch.
20:07What do you say?
20:08Beth Bark.
20:13That's not a match.
20:14All right, Roz, this one's for you.
20:16Okay.
20:17Michelle Visage is hosting a new spinoff, Drag Race New Jersey.
20:23The winner will receive a year's supply of blank.
20:29If Michelle is there, you're going to need a year's supply of penicillin.
20:32Yes!
20:32I was going to say antibiotics.
20:34Good answer!
20:35Let's start with Mike Tyson's noise.
20:38Michelle Visage is still anything like I knew back in the 90s.
20:40Uh-huh.
20:41Penicillin.
20:43It's a match.
20:44Mike Tyson, you can fuck me in the ass!
20:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:48Fuck you in the ass.
20:49Fuck you in the ass.
20:49Fuck you in the ass.
20:51This is a fun game.
20:55Let's move on down to Madam.
20:56Madam, have you spent time in New Jersey?
20:59Absolutely fucking not.
21:02But I hear the women there love to have a little bit of sparkle.
21:06Yes.
21:07I just so happen to be wearing my summer diamonds today.
21:10You are?
21:11Absolutely.
21:12Summer diamonds and summer not.
21:16That's funny.
21:18My answer is bling, bling.
21:22Not a match for Roz.
21:24All right, let's move on down to Prince.
21:26Michelle Visage is hosting a new spinoff, Drag Race New Jersey.
21:29The winner will receive a year's supply of...
21:32We're looking for penicillin.
21:34My gray.
21:35My gray.
21:36Now hear me out.
21:37It's a new hair product for people with gray hair.
21:41Add shine, volume, luster.
21:45I'd like what he's smoking.
21:50Now that buzzer means we are out of time, but don't go away.
21:52We'll be right back with the whole new galaxy of stars.
21:56You stay right there.
21:57All right.
22:01Welcome back to the All Stars All Winners Snatch Game.
22:05Are you guys ready to meet our new crop of celebrities?
22:09Yay!
22:12Okay, now, it's the star of the hilarious Catherine Tate Show.
22:16Catherine Tate!
22:17Hello, Catherine.
22:18I'll tell you what, Drew.
22:19I brought you a nice slice of Madeira cake.
22:21I'll put it there for later.
22:22Fantastic.
22:22Now, if you wouldn't mind, I've got a few Guinness around the back,
22:24and I'm three sheets to the wind, so if you wouldn't mind adding up, darling.
22:27Yes.
22:28Up next, straight from under your bed, it's the Boogeyman!
22:32Hey, baby, I am the Boogie Boogie, the creepiest dude from underneath your bed frame.
22:39Who knew the Boogeyman was so foxy?
22:41Damn.
22:41Not me.
22:42I'm so fly.
22:42They call me the Boogeyman.
22:48Up next, uh, oh, dear.
22:51Did somebody give me a booster?
22:53I got you.
22:55Oh, there she is.
22:56There he is.
22:58He's an actor, a singer.
23:00Leslie Jordan is here.
23:02My mother, she had a C-section with me, so this is the closest I'm ever going to get
23:06to a snatch.
23:10Up next, from the garden of good and evil, it's the lady.
23:15Chablis, how are you?
23:18I don't know.
23:18When I have enough of my pussy juice, I'll let you know later on tonight.
23:21Do you ever drink Chablis?
23:24I don't know what the hell that is.
23:27Now, from America's Next Top Model, it is Jay Alexandria.
23:32Last time I saw you, we was taking bets on how many deviled eggs we could fit in our mouths
23:37at once.
23:38You remember how much you did?
23:39No, I can't remember.
23:41None, because you said you was watching your cholesterol, you skinny bitch.
23:46Up next, we have the legend, fashion icon, Deanna Vreeland is here.
23:53Deanna Vreeland, darling, so much style, so much inspiration.
23:58What inspires you now?
24:01Purple mittens.
24:06I'd say purple mittens.
24:09Okay.
24:11Up next, it's the hilarious Martin Lawrence.
24:15Well, well, looky, looky, RuPaul.
24:17You probably got me on your little track.
24:18Yes.
24:19Well, you know, RuPaul, a lot of these people think that I'm a drag queen, but I ain't no drag
24:22queen, RuPaul.
24:23No, what are you?
24:23I'm a lady.
24:25Oh, yes.
24:27Up next, it's the legend, the one and only Judy Garland is here.
24:32Hello, Ru.
24:34Yes.
24:34It's so wonderful to be here.
24:37It's wonderful to be anywhere, really.
24:40Yes.
24:40You know, I've been dead for quite some time.
24:45Judy, I've always wanted to ask you, what is over that darn rainbow?
24:49Well, it's a set, Ru.
24:51It's not, it's not real.
24:53It's the cardboard set, darling.
24:56It didn't go anywhere.
24:58It's Hollywood.
24:59Yes, of course.
24:59Yes.
25:00All right, our first question is for Michelle Vassage.
25:03Yes.
25:04How can...
25:09Chris Hemsworth's blank is bigger.
25:15Hammer.
25:15Hammer.
25:16Hammer.
25:17Let's go on over to Catherine.
25:20Take...
25:20That Hemsworth's blank is a big bastard, nice to look at.
25:22Yes, he is really gorgeous.
25:24And I see you in that film, he's throwing around that big hammer.
25:26He could throw it at me if he likes.
25:27Oh, no.
25:27So what about his stonking big hammer?
25:29Big stonking hammer.
25:31You got a point.
25:34All right, let's move on down to Leslie Jordan.
25:37Now, Leslie, we're looking for a hammer.
25:38I did say hammer.
25:40What?
25:41Bitch, I wish he would pound me with his hammer.
25:44I would climb him like a tree.
25:46I would need a ladder.
25:50Let's move on down to Miss J. Alexander.
25:54Back in 1984, I got a perm from a Chris.
25:57Ooh.
25:58So bad all my hair fell out.
25:59Oh, dear.
26:00Girl, I told myself that day I would never utter the name Chris again.
26:05You just said it three times, darling.
26:07So, you know, I'm still a petty bitch, so I said a...
26:11Who?
26:11Who?
26:13Well, Michelle, you didn't get a match.
26:15Let's move on down to Judy Garland.
26:17Chris Hemsworth.
26:18Chris Hemsworth.
26:19His blank is bigger.
26:21We're looking for a hammer.
26:21Broom, I don't know if I'm...
26:23I don't think I'm playing the game correctly.
26:27Well...
26:28I said his last name is bigger.
26:30Oh, yeah.
26:31But I feel like I was supposed to have written something filthy.
26:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:36If you want a filthy story...
26:38If you want that, I'll do it, George.
26:39I would love a filthy story.
26:40Oh, yes.
26:40Yes.
26:41Well, did I ever tell you about the time I was in a Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra sandwich?
26:46Oh!
26:47And Frank Sinatra's penis was so big...
26:51How big was it?
26:53When I was doing a line of coke off of it, I had to stop halfway through to catch my
26:58breath.
26:58Oh!
26:59You don't say!
27:01Now that we're at the midway point...
27:03Is that my camera?
27:04Oh!
27:06Don't be jealous of my boogie.
27:14You can say that you are not...
27:21But I always see you looking...
27:28That was good, Judy.
27:30That was good, Judy.
27:33Okay, here we go.
27:35Ross, they're doing a drag reboot of Bewitched.
27:39In this version, Samantha the Witch doesn't wiggle her nose to cast spells.
27:43She wiggles her blank.
27:46She wiggles her tuck.
27:48Ah!
27:49She wiggles her tuck.
27:50Of course!
27:51Yes!
27:52All right, let's move on down to the Lady Chablis.
27:54We are looking for a tuck.
27:56Now, I've never seen anybody wiggle their nose and get a goddamn thing.
27:59And that's why I wrote down pussy cat.
28:02Oh, pussy cat!
28:03I wiggle mine all the time and I can make anything I want appear.
28:07Lady Chablis, not a match for Ross.
28:10Let's move on down to Martin Lawrence Groupon.
28:12You know I own my own hair salon.
28:14Do you?
28:15In Detroit, we specialize in lace fronts, lace backs, lace sides, lace sideways.
28:19Baby, I'd like to lay you sideways after this game goes down.
28:22Sheesh!
28:23I mean, come on, Mr. Boogeyman.
28:24There's nothing but space and opportunity up in here.
28:27So I think that the new Samantha should shake her weave.
28:31Shake her weave!
28:32Hey, Ross, not a match for you.
28:35All right, Michelle Visage.
28:36Yes!
28:37Hit me, baby.
28:38Candy Muse has become a hometown hero back in the Bronx.
28:42In fact, they even named a blank after her.
28:47A bodega.
28:48Candy Muse bodega named after Candy Muse.
28:51Wouldn't you shop at that bodega?
28:52Yes!
28:52I would buy everything there.
28:54Let's start with the Boogeyman.
28:56Boogeyman, what say you?
28:57We're looking for a bodega.
28:59She done bonked so many boys in the Boogie Down Bronx, they named a whole damn free clinic
29:02after her.
29:03Bonked so many boys in the Boogie Down Bronx.
29:07In the Boogie Down Bronx, maybe?
29:07That's really the alliteration.
29:09Alliteration.
29:09Baby, that's not all I could alliterate.
29:11You know I'm a real man, a boogie man.
29:15I've just given my ham shank onto the desk.
29:17Oh, my goodness.
29:19All right, let's move on down to Leslie Jordan.
29:21We are looking for a bodega.
29:22Now, do you know what a bodega is?
29:23I've shopped at many bodegas.
29:25What were you buying?
29:26A condom.
29:27I used it as a raincoat.
29:30Yes.
29:32Magnum.
29:34And they got a big head.
29:35Yeah.
29:36Yeah, of course, yes.
29:37We're looking for a bodega.
29:38What do you have?
29:39She is very talented.
29:40Yes, she is.
29:41With her mouth.
29:42That's a very large bathroom.
29:44Yeah, it is.
29:45So, I said, a glory home.
29:49Well, not a match yet.
29:51No.
29:52Let's go on down to the great Deanna Vreeland.
29:55Right.
29:55Candy Music has become a hometown hero back in the Bronx.
29:58In fact, they even named a blank after her.
30:01We're looking for a bodega.
30:02Ah, you see, I adore a gal with a rubinous figure.
30:06Yes.
30:06And speaking of, I'm a bit starving and could use a rubin myself,
30:10and I might go to a bodega.
30:14Oh!
30:14Oh, thank God.
30:17Wow.
30:19All right, let's move on down to the great, the one and only Judy Garland.
30:22Judy, we're looking for a bodega.
30:25Sandwich.
30:26Oh, it's a sandwich.
30:27Sandwich.
30:27The Candy Muse sandwich.
30:29It's steak and eggs.
30:30Yes.
30:31Between two pork chops.
30:32Okay.
30:32I used to make it for Liza when she was cranky.
30:36As a mother would.
30:37Of course.
30:38And I'd like to take a moment.
30:39Is that my camera?
30:40I'd like to take a moment.
30:42You see, there's a veteran named Dave who's been on your show,
30:46and he said he was worried that he killed me.
30:52I think I might have killed Judy Garland.
30:57And I want to say, Dave, if you're watching, you're not responsible, darling.
31:03It's all right.
31:04You're forgiven.
31:06Yes.
31:08There you go.
31:09Dave, you're off the hook, honey.
31:11That sound means time is off.
31:16Until next time, don't forget to have your snatch, spade, and neuter.
31:21Yay!
31:21Say goodnight, everybody.
31:23Goodnight, everybody.
31:24Do we have time for one more?
31:25Yes, of course we do.
31:27Gentlemen, you saw the origins.
31:32May the first woman win.
31:38They changed it to drag queen.
32:04I survived the first-ever double-headed snatch game, and I'm mostly unscathed.
32:11Mostly.
32:12Some people did amazing, and then other people just kind of shouted.
32:18I am happy with what I delivered yesterday.
32:21I hit my goal, which was to make Rue laugh, and she did it, like, at least twice.
32:25I remember, at least twice.
32:27Who are your clear tops for this week?
32:29Like, if everyone has to choose two.
32:30Jinx, Trinity, Raja.
32:32Bitch, that is three.
32:33Can you not count?
32:34What did you say two?
32:36She's British!
32:37Jinx, that was an absolute masterclass.
32:38Not even of just snatch game, but just of drag.
32:41Yeah.
32:41And cultural.
32:42Emperor.
32:43I was like, thank you.
32:46I feel happy.
32:47Raja also was super, super committed to the character every single time.
32:50Yes.
32:50There were some moments where Madame was like, she was really on fire.
32:54And you were just throwing them right back at them.
32:56And I was like, oh, she's in the pocket right now.
32:59I really like being included in this list of tops.
33:02I thought I was just going to be, like, passable.
33:05You know?
33:05I think it's kind of cool that this is the one that I'm sort of, I got to excel at
33:10a little
33:10bit.
33:11You know?
33:11Yeah.
33:12So, yeah.
33:12It was fun.
33:13I had a good time.
33:14It was great to see that side of you, because I'm sure a lot of people were expecting, like,
33:17oh, Raj is going to be the fashion queen.
33:18It's going to be model, model.
33:20I'm serious, yeah.
33:21And then to see you have so much fun.
33:22And we've seen the exact opposite.
33:23The bitch can't walk in heels.
33:24But she is so sad.
33:29Trinity, you as Leslie Jordan was unbearable.
33:32Like, every time, every time any of the judges looked at you, they just, like, started doubling
33:38over.
33:39I'm so excited to potentially not get a star today.
33:43But I still have the potential to win $10,000 and block one of you bitches.
33:50You hear that?
33:50She's going to block one of you bitches.
33:52One of you bitches.
33:53Like she said, one of you bitches.
34:01So, Jinxy Boo.
34:03Mm-hmm.
34:04What's your strategy for blocking, girl?
34:06And don't say me.
34:07Well...
34:07It will be someone who already has a star.
34:12Only two bitches have stars, and that's me and Shay.
34:14So, okay, okay, distract, distract, distract.
34:18Bitch, you don't know what's coming next?
34:19I guess not.
34:21But the strategy I'm trying to play is statistics.
34:25So whoever has a star right now is in the lead.
34:27Mm-hmm.
34:27So you just naturally have to slow that person down, or they could get two stars before you
34:31know it, you know?
34:32Like I play a lot of video games, and I'm thinking like if I were playing against someone online,
34:36how would I keep them from winning?
34:39Oh shit. Oh shit. Mayday, mayday, mayday.
34:41No!
34:42It's just the only thing that makes any sense, right?
34:44No.
34:45You know?
34:58Hello?
34:59Put the bass in your wall.
35:02Ted your toe.
35:03Let your whole body talk.
35:05Good girl.
35:06Good girl.
35:07And once.
35:08Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
35:11All stars, all winners.
35:14Michelle Visage.
35:15Girl, yesterday your snatch game was on fire.
35:19Oh my goodness, was that what that smell was?
35:23The hilarious Ross Matthews.
35:25Now, Ross, did you have fun yesterday?
35:27Well, Rue, it turns out I'm a total snatch man.
35:29You never know.
35:30Yeah, I just had to try it.
35:32And style goddess Daphne Guinness.
35:35Welcome, darling.
35:37I've run into your queens all over the world,
35:39and I'm just so excited to be here.
35:41See them in person.
35:42And they are so excited that you're here.
35:44This week, we challenged our all-stars
35:46to impersonate not one, but two celebrities
35:49on an extra special edition of Snatch Game.
35:53And tonight on the runway,
35:54category is the Pleather Principle.
35:58All stars, start your engines
36:00and may the best legend win.
36:07Category is Pleather Principle.
36:10Up first, money exchange.
36:12Wow.
36:13Hey, you guys want to hang on with a stick tag?
36:17Absolutely fabulous.
36:18Does this bow make my pussy look big?
36:20Yes, huge.
36:23I feel like I have been sculpted by a leather Greek god.
36:28I feel delicious.
36:29I'm like a perfectly sculpted Cadbury chocolate candy fantasy.
36:34I love me some Naugahite.
36:36Wait a minute.
36:37What did I just call myself?
36:39Evie Oddly.
36:40What an animania.
36:42Animazing.
36:45This week on the runway,
36:47I wanted to serve something from my inner child.
36:50I was obsessed with anime growing up.
36:53Twinning.
36:54Do you know who the father is?
36:55My favorite thing about anime
36:56is how the clothes are always almost regular clothes,
36:59but then jumbled around and made a little ridiculous.
37:02I love the big, bright colors.
37:04I love the shapes,
37:05and I want to give it all to the judges.
37:08Well, they say one twin gets fed more in utero.
37:10Unfortunately, they were triplets.
37:12Oh.
37:13Up next, Raja.
37:14Who the fuck is pleather?
37:17Purchased at the best little pleather shop in Texas.
37:21This look, I'm inspired by glam rock.
37:24London around 1974.
37:27A Bowie-esque sort of moment.
37:29And I'm walking to the corner market,
37:31pick up a pack of ciggies,
37:33and go sit in a pub for a bit.
37:35It's just sexy and rock and roll.
37:37Sissy that walk.
37:39Yeah.
37:41Trinity the Tuck.
37:43Oh, my God.
37:45You know, old-fashioned sins are forgiven
37:47with a side ponytail.
37:49Amen.
37:49I wanted to do a take on a puffer jacket.
37:52Is that what you call them?
37:53A puffer jacket?
37:54Puff jacket?
37:56I don't know.
37:58It's puffy now,
37:59but it'll go down after a few minutes.
38:01I'm not going to be showing off
38:03so much body every single runway,
38:05so enjoy while you can.
38:08She got four Michelin stars for this look.
38:12Up next, the Vivian.
38:15Now, Viv, I want you to look me squarely in the eye.
38:17Yes, it's the new look of communism.
38:20I am feeling every pleather fantasy walking down the runway
38:24with the biggest shoulders you've ever seen.
38:27I've got shoes that could kick shit into space.
38:30I love it.
38:31She's redding shoulders above the rest.
38:36Jinx monsoon.
38:38Oh, fiddly-dee-dee.
38:41She's the house mom at the BDSM house.
38:43Oh.
38:44Now, pleather is typically used in fetish gear.
38:48This is Mary Poppins if she were a dominatrix.
38:52And that is the Jinx monsoon fashion aesthetic.
38:55Is the bustle still running?
39:00Jada Essence Hall.
39:02Silly rabbit, Matrix are for kids.
39:04I think she's out of the blue pills.
39:07Oh, okay.
39:08I decided to go with a very sickening ode to the 90s.
39:12You know, very Blade, very Matrix-y,
39:14very Aaliyah-vive, full 90s sci-fi movie fantasy.
39:18Come on, Jada Essence Pinkett Smith.
39:21Yeah.
39:22Up next, Shea Coulee.
39:26Perfection.
39:27Mmm, puss and chaps.
39:29Meow.
39:30Oh, she got catitude.
39:31Oh, yeah.
39:32Oh, my goodness.
39:33I'm serving you Tim Burton's Catwoman meets Basquiat meets Bubblegum.
39:38I'm feeling so sexy, so bad.
39:40And I'm loving this look.
39:43And I can tell the judges are, too.
39:44She's going to give us a fancy feast if we keep at it.
39:48Oh, let's go.
39:58Welcome, Ladykins.
39:59Tonight, I'll name the two top all-stars of the week
40:03and award each of them a legendary legend star.
40:07Unless she's been blocked.
40:10I call shade.
40:13Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win $10,000
40:19and the power to block one of their fellow competitors
40:23from receiving a legendary legend star next week.
40:28Ladies, I can't tell you how proud I am.
40:30That Snatch Game, it was hilarious.
40:34Hilarious.
40:35Hilarious.
40:36Now it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with Monet X Change.
40:42Michelle Visage.
40:43Martin Lawrence, you chose an iconic character.
40:46Great idea.
40:47Looked great.
40:48Attitude was fun.
40:49And you made us all laugh.
40:50But Mike Tyson was a knockout.
40:53Hilarious.
40:54And it was fun to play with you, because I felt like you were in your rhythm.
40:58Well, you look fabulous.
41:00I love the dress.
41:01It's got a kind of McQueen corset and a bump start going on.
41:04It's taking all the boxes for me.
41:05I think brown is so chic, because it's so unexpected.
41:09And I just love this dress so much.
41:12Thank you, Rue.
41:13Up next, Evie Oddly.
41:15You're Rico Nasty.
41:16She was kind of one note, to be honest.
41:18Not terrible.
41:19But I loved your boogeyman.
41:20I thought boogeyman was creative.
41:22You know, we don't know who the boogeyman is.
41:23And that was really smart.
41:24You made him a 70s soul brother who was horny.
41:27If I were to know you were hiding under the bed all these years,
41:29I would not have been sleeping on the mattress.
41:31Oh, that's the boogeyman?
41:32Oh, he's sexy?
41:33Oh, he wants to fuck me?
41:34Okay.
41:36He was so sexual.
41:38Our little Evie is a man.
41:42You're so gorgeous.
41:45Let's talk about this runway look.
41:46I think this is so classic Evie.
41:48Nobody else could pull this off like you are.
41:51Anime is something I love.
41:52I love the shoes.
41:54And the low up head, it's so great.
41:55Up next, Raja.
41:58When I think of Raja, I think of glamorous.
42:00I think of model.
42:01And you delivered comedy.
42:02You smashed it, babe.
42:03If you were flipping through the channels and you saw that on television,
42:06you are stopping to see what the hell is going on.
42:10My goodness.
42:10Diana Vreeland.
42:11We captured her brilliantly.
42:13The red, the voice.
42:14Really fantastic.
42:16And this outfit, it is just ridiculous.
42:20I love it.
42:21Thank you, Raja.
42:23All right.
42:23Up next, Trinity the Tuck.
42:26Let me tell you what's so smart about your devil.
42:28The first word that comes out of your mouth, I realize, he a homo.
42:32I knew who you were with one word.
42:36The way you approached it was hilarious.
42:38You're so funny.
42:39And it just naturally comes out of you.
42:41And then you were phenomenal as Leslie Jordan.
42:45I think it's so brave of you to not only portray the devil as gay, but you also portrayed Leslie
42:52Jordan as gay.
42:55And this outfit, my goodness, the ponytail and the pastels, really, really great.
43:00You look beautiful.
43:00Thank you so much.
43:01Up next, the Vivian.
43:03I happen to love Catherine Tate.
43:05I, like, I'm watching on YouTube all the time.
43:07You did nail her.
43:08And then Joanna Lumley.
43:09I mean, you are so good at her.
43:12You, it's like, is she here?
43:13You had all the goods.
43:15You are an impressionist.
43:16That's what you do, and you do it well.
43:19I didn't understand a lot of what Catherine Tate was saying,
43:21but I could tell it was really good.
43:25And this look is so great.
43:27I love platforms and the huge shoulders.
43:29You have great fashion taste.
43:32So proud to call you one of my girls.
43:36Up next, Jinx Monsoon.
43:39Jinx, you continue to blow me away.
43:44You gave us Judy.
43:46So funny.
43:47So natural.
43:49Mind-blowing good.
43:50But I don't want anything to be taken away from Natasha Lyonne,
43:53who is probably the most difficult character to embody
43:57and make her your own and still be funny.
43:59That's some next-level shit that most people can't do.
44:03What you did was a master class in Snatch Game.
44:06I don't think I'll ever say anything like that again.
44:08That's brilliant.
44:10And, of course, this outfit is so you.
44:12I love the sort of classic silhouette done in pleather.
44:15This is like pleather Scarlet O'Hara mixed with Snow White and everything.
44:20It is everything.
44:21Thank you so much, Jinx.
44:23Up next, Jada Essence Hall.
44:26Ha!
44:27Jada, you look just like Lady Shubbly.
44:29I was like, oh, my God, right?
44:32I think that was a great choice.
44:34What you were doing was a spot-on impersonation of her.
44:37But we didn't get your point of view with it.
44:39The prince impersonation was terrible.
44:43But you were so funny and stupid with it that you started to give in to it, done that stupid
44:48thing with your mouth.
44:49Yeah.
44:50It's just so dumb.
44:52But I actually really liked it.
44:54Once you realize that you weren't nailing it, you said, you know what, I'm just going
44:59to finish this bitch out.
45:01And that's when it really got fucked.
45:07This runway is wow.
45:09Because it's so different for you.
45:10I've always loved the Matrix, the coat, and the glasses.
45:13It's exactly where we want to be right now.
45:16Up next, Che Kool-Aid.
45:17Miss J was probably your stronger one for me.
45:20I felt like you knew Miss J more.
45:23You had some good moments.
45:24They were actually really funny.
45:26I actually preferred Elsa Majimbo more.
45:29I actually follow her on Instagram.
45:30And I thought you had a lot you could do with that.
45:33Tonight on the runway, this is so much fun.
45:35I love this updated cat woman.
45:37I love that it's pink.
45:38I love the makeup you did with it.
45:40It's the width and the little ears.
45:43And I love the graffiti everywhere.
45:45It's just brilliant.
45:47Thank you, ladies.
45:48I think we've heard enough.
45:49While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
45:53You may leave the stage.
45:57Come on, chocolate mama.
45:59All right.
46:00Just between us squirrel friends, who are the queens you are most passionate about this week?
46:06This was really fun.
46:07I never wanted it to end.
46:09Listen, I don't even know if I have the words to say how blown away I am, but jinx.
46:15Natasha Lyonne was so good, but that Judy Garland was unsurpassable.
46:21That was pure bliss.
46:23I felt like all my chakras were just soaking up the sunlight.
46:27It was incredible.
46:28The voice, everything.
46:30I mean, really just so brilliant.
46:32And of course, this outfit she had on the runway is so jinx because it's a nod to an era
46:36gone by.
46:37Way by.
46:38But yes, that is jinx in a nutshell.
46:41I tell you, I like Raja.
46:43I thought her performance was great.
46:45I mean, the Deanna of Rieland was really plausible.
46:47The nose, the makeup.
46:49And then, madam, that was just a stunning thing to look at.
46:52The mask, the sticks on the arm to remind you that she's a puppet.
46:57And then, not only is she a puppet, but she's a hilarious puppet.
46:59I was really looking forward to seeing what she was going to do.
47:02Drag has changed since Drag Race Season 3, let's be honest.
47:05And my goodness, did she show up.
47:08I loved her runway look, the way it draped, the hat, everything.
47:12There was something very moving about it.
47:14She's clearly back in full force, Lisa Lisa cult jam.
47:19Yeah.
47:20Trinity the Huck was a joy from beginning to end.
47:22I didn't see any strings being pulled.
47:25I didn't see any cogs working.
47:26The first word out, you wanted to know that, don't you?
47:28She said, hey, girl.
47:31She was so much fun.
47:33She had a point of view, and it was always funny.
47:36And then the runway tonight, I just like that it was so different.
47:39It wasn't all about being gorgeous and snatched.
47:42You could wear this on your cheat day.
47:44Yeah, yeah.
47:45And be just fine.
47:46I will say, Monet's Mike Tyson was a really smart choice, super funny, delivered the jokes.
47:52Monet somehow made Mike Tyson draggy.
47:55And it was really fun and funny to watch.
47:57God, she looked beautiful on that runway.
47:58There was such strength in showing those muscles on there.
48:01It gave the dress this power that Monet carried on the runway.
48:05That was absolutely my favorite outfit of the night.
48:07Yes.
48:08Just fabulous.
48:09Very much.
48:09All right.
48:10Silence.
48:11I've made my decision.
48:12Bring back my legend.
48:16Welcome, ladies.
48:18Based on your Snatch Game performances and your pleather runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
48:26The top two all-stars of the week are...
48:33Jinx Monsoon and Trinity the Tuck.
48:39Yes!
48:41Revenge!
48:44Jinx, you've earned a legendary Legend Star, which puts you one step closer to our grand finale,
48:54lip-sync Lollaparooza Smackdown for the crowd.
48:59Boop, boop!
49:01Trinity.
49:02Shea blocked you last week, so you will not receive a legendary Legend Star.
49:09Well, shit.
49:11But you can still win $10,000 and the power to block one of your fellow competitors from receiving a
49:20legendary Legend Star next week.
49:23Ladies, the rest of you may take a seat.
49:27You know who it is?
49:29Eddie Murphy and Dreamgirls.
49:31That's who it is.
49:32Two legends stand before me.
49:35Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn the power to block one of your
49:44fellow queens from receiving a legendary Legend Star next week.
49:52The time has come with your lip-sync for your legacy.
50:00Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
50:09She, she ain't real.
50:12She ain't gonna be able to love you like I will.
50:16Sure, she's got it all.
50:19But baby, is that really what you want?
50:26Bless your soul.
50:28You got your head in the clouds.
50:30You made a fool out of you.
50:31Boy, she's bringing you down.
50:33You made the heart melt, but you're cold as a boy.
50:37Now, Uma has it.
50:38She ain't got your love anymore.
50:40Uma has it.
50:41Uma has it.
50:43Uma has it.
50:45Uma has it.
50:47Uma has it.
50:58All of these words whispered in my ear, tell a story that I cannot bear to hear.
51:12People say crazy things, just cause you heard it.
51:21Uma has it.
51:23Uma has it.
51:24Uma has it.
51:26Uma has it.
51:28Uma has it.
51:29But Uma has it, he's the one I'm leaving you for.
51:43Ladies, I've made my decision.
51:48Jinx Monsoon, congratulations.
51:51You're a winner, baby.
51:53Woo!
51:55You've won a cash tip of $10,000.
51:59Damn you!
52:02Trinity the Tuck, you are free to slay another day.
52:08You may step to the back of the stage.
52:10Congratulations.
52:12Queens, please join Jinx on the main stage.
52:23Jinx, with great power comes great responsibility.
52:27Using the Platinum Plunger, show us which queen you've chosen to block.
52:37I wish I didn't have to serve someone a shit sundae today.
52:42At least it's a beautiful plunger.
52:45I wish I had that plunger back when I was a janitor.
52:47That would have been fierce.
52:51Sorry, I've got no change, love.
52:58It's stupid.
53:01May I help you?
53:06Girl, if she don't get out of here, uh-uh.
53:10I've got to throw one of these girls a curveball.
53:13I'm not going to hold back.
53:14I'm going to come out swinging every time I'm up to bat.
53:19For some reason, I get in this room, and I just start making baseball references.
53:32Shay.
53:33Oh!
53:35Oh!
53:36Ha!
53:36Ha!
53:38Ha!
53:38Ha!
53:39Ha!
53:39Ha!
53:40Ha!
53:40Ha!
53:41Ha!
53:41Ha!
53:41Ha!
53:41Ha!
53:42Ha!
53:42Ha!
53:45Chee coulet.
53:47Next week, you can compete and even win.
53:50But Jinx has blocked you from earning a legendary legend star.
53:57Conjaculations, ladies.
53:58And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
54:02Can I get an amen up in here?
54:04Amen!
54:05All right.
54:06Now let the music play.