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00:00Oh, Lord.
00:03Oh, wow.
00:04Oh, wow.
00:05Is a way to put it.
00:06I just sent home my drag mother.
00:08Mistress has never lost a lip sync on Drag Race.
00:11So, as sad as I am, I feel incredibly proud of myself.
00:15I beat Mistress Isabel Brooks in a lip sync.
00:17Come on.
00:18It makes me feel like I do deserve my spot in the finale.
00:21This was a tough one.
00:23Lydia, I just want to say congratulations to you for surviving the lip sync for your life.
00:27You did.
00:28You turned it.
00:29And congratulations, Bosco.
00:32Top seven, bitch.
00:33Period, bitch.
00:34How are you feeling?
00:36A little conflicted at the moment because, like, we all want this at this point.
00:39But, like, I just know how much she really, really wanted to be here.
00:43And just it did not, like, occur to me that, like, there would be a situation where she wouldn't be here.
00:48And I don't know.
00:50My heart just broke for her.
00:51So, I'm feeling a lot right now.
00:53I've known Mistress for, like, a really long time.
00:55And I've known how bad she's wanted this ever since we were kids.
00:57Mistress is the person that I was the closest here with.
01:00We are both Texas girls.
01:02So, bitch, I'ma win it for us.
01:03And I'ma bring it back home to Texas.
01:06Can I just remind you guys somebody here in this room or possibly whoever comes to lip sync?
01:12No.
01:12No.
01:12Okay, well, someone here in this room is going to win $200,000.
01:16Woo!
01:17Bitch, that's okay.
01:19The stakes are really, really high.
01:20I can taste the $200,000.
01:22I could win this whole thing.
01:24And with that, let's get the fuck out of drag.
01:25No shame!
01:27I am willing to crawl through hot coals and broken glass to get to this crown.
01:32I'm ready to do anything.
01:33I'm so fucking proud of us.
01:35I'm headed straight for the crown.
01:36I'm going to be like Han Solo taking off in the Millennium Falcon.
01:39I'm going to do the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.
01:41You know what I'm saying?
01:41You want a little?
01:42Just a little.
01:43Somebody's going home with $200,000.
01:45And baby, I want that person to be me.
01:47Me!
01:48Mine!
01:49Harder?
01:49Harder.
01:51I am ready for the lip sync smackdown, girl.
01:53I know this is where I excel.
01:55So, I want all of you right now.
01:57Like, let's do it.
01:58I'm just trying to see what a beautiful crown would look like on top of my head.
02:02These girls better be scared.
02:05I'm a little bit afraid of me, too.
02:06You think these girls are going to slay me in a lip sync?
02:09I think not.
02:11Ah, what's gooey?
02:13Mama, I got this in the bag.
02:14I know I do.
02:15And I'll take any of these bitches on.
02:18All Stars 10 is mine.
02:19Ah!
02:22Hi, sister.
02:24Are you okay?
02:25It's like, I feel like the competition's already heated.
02:27Oh, really?
02:32Ooh!
02:32Chocolate fucking chips!
02:34Oh, what's up?
02:34Let's do it!
02:35Yes, sir!
02:36Oh, my God!
02:37I'm so glad we made it!
02:39It's finale day, bitch, and I'm so excited to be here.
02:43Of course, there's work to be done, but I think we're all just happy to be enjoying, you know,
02:47our last moments together before we all dog-stomp each other.
02:50Oh, my God.
02:50This is really the finale.
02:51We really made it through all those brackets and the semifinal.
02:54We're here, but there's still a lot of us.
02:56I know.
02:56It doesn't feel like a finale.
02:57And some bitches are coming back.
02:58Oh.
02:59The fact that somebody's coming back is crazy.
03:01Who do we think it's going to be?
03:02Nicole Piedsworth.
03:03I think it's going to be mistress.
03:04Fuck it.
03:04Why not?
03:07I'm not kidding.
03:08Oh, my God.
03:09I didn't even know we had a doorbell.
03:11You guys ready to fight?
03:13Ding, ding.
03:21I'm getting fucking chills.
03:23I'm kidding.
03:23Karma's a bitch, but thank God she's my bestie.
03:26I know y'all miss me.
03:32Hi, divas.
03:34The doll is back.
03:35Justice has been served, and the diva won the lottery card, honey.
03:39I am ready to come in and slay this competition.
03:42Oh, my God.
03:43So good to see half of you.
03:44Oh, thank you.
03:45She's a twin.
03:46I'm kind of gagging because I'm like,
03:48this bitch probably has a vendetta against me and Mishra
03:51for stealing her point in the preliminary rounds.
03:55Karma's a bitch.
03:55Now, I'm a little gagged.
03:57I was expecting mistress to be here.
03:59I thought that there was a little bit of an alliance
04:01with the Texas divas.
04:02That's what I had thought, Georges.
04:04Sister, I saw an opportunity, and I had to take it, mama.
04:07Even though Georges was rotted for doing that whole
04:10Texas Tango Alliance spoof,
04:12I'm able to get over this conspiracy
04:13because I have one shot to absolutely kill it,
04:18and I'm here to wake it up.
04:20Hello, hello, hello.
04:21Oh, my God.
04:22You look fab.
04:25Good morning, all-stars.
04:27Good morning.
04:28I know.
04:28I love you, too.
04:29And welcome home, Keri.
04:30Yay.
04:31Welcome home, brother.
04:32Now, Keri, as our wild card lottery winner,
04:36you are back, back, back in the competition
04:38with an equal chance to win the grand prize
04:41of $200,000.
04:44Girl.
04:44Girl.
04:45Courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen.
04:48Available now.
04:49Now, to be this season's big winner,
04:51you've got to survive the final lip-sync smackdown
04:54for the crown.
04:55Yes.
04:57But before you go head-to-head and toe-to-toe,
04:59there's just one more thing.
05:02Oh, wait for a third.
05:04Here we go.
05:06Bitch, what?
05:07I need you to rate your fellow all-stars
05:09from top to bottom, side to side,
05:12based on who you think is your biggest lip-sync competition.
05:16Oh, shit.
05:17Oh, my God.
05:18Not this.
05:19That's right.
05:20It's Raider Queen All-Stars Edition.
05:23Oh, my God.
05:25Choose carefully,
05:26because the final rankings will determine
05:28how you face off in a lip-sync smackdown.
05:32What the fuck is going on?
05:36I just know these bitches are going to be shady as fuck.
05:38Doesn't matter who's your friend,
05:39because at the end of the day,
05:40the girls want to set it up for their own win.
05:43Can't trust none of these hoes.
05:44All-Stars, start your engines,
05:47and may the best drag queen win.
05:49Woo!
05:51Oh, baby, she loves!
05:53Baby, it is the finale.
05:55Today is the day.
05:56It is the lip-sync smackdown for the crown.
05:59I'm excited to be in the room with all the girls.
06:01I have not come in as a lip-sync assassin on All-Stars yet,
06:04but, I mean, what other day to do that than today?
06:09You are definitely not unfamiliar to a Lala Perusa.
06:12No, no, I think I literally just completed one last season.
06:15Yes, yes, so you feel pretty prepared when it comes to this situation?
06:19You can never be too prepared, honestly,
06:20especially with this Raider Queen business going on.
06:22I know, I love it.
06:23It's gonna get, it could get so messy.
06:24We have to take part in Raider Queen, All-Stars Edition,
06:28and these rankings are going to determine
06:30how we face off in the lip-sync smackdown.
06:33I am the only queen in this competition
06:35that has done Raider Queen.
06:36You think I was the worst?
06:37No, no, no, well...
06:38Miss Litya, it was not a pretty butthole.
06:42Some of the queens put me in the bottom that week,
06:45so there's a little PTSD with Raider Queen.
06:47Ginger, not gonna lie,
06:51I feel like you're one to watch out for for this
06:53because, bitch, you make numbers your own.
06:55Bitch, you be doing, like, all these cross-eyed shit.
06:58Cross-eyed shit is a key.
07:00It's not the cross-eyed shit.
07:01She's the horny toad, honey.
07:02Who are you confident you can beat in a lip-sync, Carrie?
07:04It depends on the song.
07:06I don't really see any specific queen as, like, competition.
07:09It's more, what vibe am I gonna bring to life with what song?
07:12Gotcha.
07:12I feel like everyone is sort of a threat in their own accord,
07:16so it's kind of tough to boil down Raider Queen
07:19to just a specific strategy or formula.
07:22Exactly.
07:23This Raider Queen and these rankings
07:24are definitely going to play a part
07:26in how we all get situated on the bracket,
07:29and that makes me a little nervous.
07:32What if I'm going against a really close friend of mine
07:34or a sickening performer?
07:36I need to be a little bit more strategic than I normally would.
07:40Oh, my gosh, I'm just so excited.
07:41It's just everything.
07:43I feel like we could just taste that crown.
07:45What would it mean to everybody to win?
07:46Fucking everything.
07:47Girl, I dropped out of high school for this art form,
07:51you know what I mean?
07:52It would mean so much.
07:53We were, like, 15 years old in our covers
07:55watching Drag Race being, like,
07:56I want to be on that one day.
07:57Yes.
07:58So to win would be, like, full circle times 1,000.
08:00I don't know.
08:00I know that it would mean a lot for everyone, but...
08:02For me, it's, like, the idea of resilience
08:04and just proving to people that no matter if they think
08:06you should be doing something,
08:07that if you work your fucking ass off,
08:09you can get the payoff.
08:10Like, that's everything to me.
08:11I love proving people wrong.
08:12I second that.
08:13Winning is just an ultimate fuck you
08:14to anyone who ever didn't believe in you
08:16or didn't see it,
08:17but more than anything,
08:18it's a big fuck you
08:19to the own little part in ourselves
08:21that actually believed it.
08:22Yes, I love that.
08:23Drag has been the only thing
08:25that I've wanted to do with my life
08:27from the time I was a teenager,
08:29and then I finally reached the pinnacle
08:31and immediately had the rug swept out from under me, you know?
08:35And to be able to prove that as long as you keep going,
08:40anything is possible.
08:42Like, just fucking keep going.
08:45Just fucking keep going.
08:46Get back on the fucking horse.
08:47Okay.
08:48And I'm so glad you're back.
08:49I'm so happy to be back, bitch.
08:50We've all fought tooth and nail
08:52to be here,
08:53and to win on my fourth try
08:56would mean the world to me.
08:58But what I've learned through all of this
08:59is it's not about the destination,
09:01it's about the journey
09:02and sisterhood
09:04and being in this magical competition together.
09:07Okay, bitches.
09:08What?
09:08So we throwing down,
09:09we smacking down today.
09:11That being said,
09:12this lip sync smackdown for the crown
09:14is about to begin,
09:15and I am going to whoop y'all's asses.
09:18Whoopeth thou ass.
09:21Bitch, who's motherfucking ready?
09:22Who wants to square up?
09:23Are we going right now?
09:23I need that.
09:24I need that.
09:25Bitch, I can handle the both of y'all.
09:26What happened?
09:27What happened?
09:27I need that.
09:28I need that.
09:29You need that right now.
09:31Hit it.
09:31Yeah.
09:32One chop.
09:33Yeah, bitches.
09:33It's time for a lip sync smackdown, bitch.
09:41Okay, okay.
09:42Hey.
09:43It is time to take part
09:45in the Raid of Queen All-Stars edition.
09:48We could be put against each other,
09:49the best against the best.
09:50We could be put against each other,
09:52the best against the worst.
09:53We don't know.
09:54Now, we have to rate every queen
09:56from top to bottom,
09:57fiercest competition
09:58to least fiercest competition.
10:01And I do feel like I
10:02smell a little bit of a stunt.
10:05All right.
10:06I'm thinking about
10:07who is going to be
10:08the biggest competition
10:09in the music that I enjoy.
10:12Georgia.
10:13She's a killer.
10:14She's got it.
10:15Fuck it.
10:16Let's go with Aja.
10:17Girl, she's the one
10:17that I'm most nervous about, actually.
10:20I need to make sure
10:21that I make it to the end.
10:23Most of these girls
10:24have not seen my lip sync skills,
10:26so I think they're going to rank me low.
10:27Lydia Butthole Collins.
10:29So I'm putting Lydia as number one
10:31just in case the bottom queens
10:32get matched up with the top queens
10:33because I think I can take Lydia
10:35in a lip sync.
10:36Ginger Minj.
10:37Her track record with lip syncs
10:39does not lie.
10:40I was originally thinking
10:41I was going to be
10:41kind of strategic about it,
10:42but I just don't know
10:44what any of these rankings do.
10:45In second ranking,
10:47second is Georgia's.
10:50Lydia Butthole Collins.
10:51I am kind of going back and forth
10:54between do I play this fair
10:56and be honest and trustworthy
10:57or do I fuck shit up?
11:00Third.
11:01This is where it gets
11:02a little muddy for me.
11:03Ginger Minj.
11:04She's a chameleon.
11:05Is that the right decision?
11:06I don't know.
11:06Third ranking.
11:08I'm going to go ahead
11:08and give that to Aja.
11:10Ginger Minj.
11:11I feel like she could
11:12definitely outcamp me.
11:14All right, I'm going to rank
11:15fourth, Irene.
11:17I know the other girls
11:18aren't seeing it for Irene,
11:19so Irene's going to be
11:20my personality higher.
11:21I'm going to stick her
11:22just a little bit higher
11:24than I would normally.
11:26In fifth position,
11:27this is where it gets
11:28tough and sticky,
11:30and I'm going to put
11:30my mace down
11:31to actually think about this.
11:32In sixth ranking,
11:33Georges.
11:35In seventh position,
11:36I am ranking Irene the alien.
11:38I am just more intimidated
11:39by everyone else.
11:41I don't want to put Irene last,
11:42but I mean,
11:43I did beat her once.
11:44And seventh is Carrie Colby.
11:46You know,
11:47I've seen the way
11:47how Carrie performs,
11:49so I'm not that worried
11:50about it.
11:51And that's the tea.
11:52And mama,
11:53that is the tea.
11:56And that's the tea.
11:59And that's the mother
12:00tucking tea, bitch.
12:01Welcome to the grand finale
12:05of RuPaul's Drag Race
12:06Tournament of All-Stars.
12:08Tonight,
12:08it's just the home team,
12:10starting with Michelle Visage.
12:12She's my MVP.
12:14Yeah, you know me.
12:18Style superstar,
12:19Carson Kressley.
12:20Are you a big skorts fan?
12:22Oh, you know,
12:22I usually prefer a clam digger
12:24with a strappy sandal.
12:25Oh.
12:27And Drag Race's
12:28biggest cheerleader,
12:30it's Ross Matthews.
12:31It's boom bosses.
12:34All-Stars,
12:35start your engines
12:36and may the best drag queen
12:37win.
12:38Category is
12:42Smackdown
12:43for the Mother Tuckin' Crown.
12:45First up,
12:46Aja.
12:47It's time for the lip sync
12:48Smackdown for the Crown.
12:50These bitches better watch out.
12:52Bosco.
12:53She should have worn a hat.
12:54Diabety.
12:55I am going big game hunting
12:57and baby these other girls,
12:58they're the prey.
12:59Ginger Minj.
13:01Irene the Alien.
13:03Now it's time
13:03for Total Annihilation.
13:06Georgia.
13:07The girls better be scared.
13:08Who Want It With Gooey.
13:09Dame Lydia Butthole Collins.
13:12Carrie Colby.
13:13Let me show you
13:14what a diva can do.
13:17This is fucking crazy.
13:21Welcome, All-Stars.
13:22Tonight,
13:23you'll face off
13:24in a series of seven lip syncs.
13:27In the end,
13:28one of you
13:29will be crowned
13:30a champion.
13:32Earlier,
13:33I asked you
13:33to rate your fellow
13:34All-Stars
13:35based on who you think
13:37is your biggest
13:38lip sync competition.
13:40Your combined rankings
13:42have determined
13:43tonight's lip sync order.
13:45Yes, honey,
13:46this bracket
13:46has been seeded.
13:49Officially.
13:50Oh, my God.
13:50Because seeding is what?
13:53Fundamental.
13:54It's like
13:55NAACP basketball
13:57up in here.
13:58All right,
13:58listen up,
13:59gay people.
14:00This is a seeded bracket,
14:01so here's how it works.
14:03Number one
14:03goes against number eight.
14:05Number two,
14:06number seven.
14:07Number three,
14:07number six,
14:08and then four and five
14:09are paired together.
14:10And then the four winners
14:11move on
14:12to the next round.
14:13And then the winners
14:14of those two lip syncs
14:15lip sync for the crown.
14:16You got it?
14:17Now,
14:18let the smackdown
14:19begin.
14:22My queen,
14:23the All-Star
14:24y'all ranked number one
14:25is
14:26Ginger Minj.
14:37Damn,
14:37y'all really trying
14:38to downplay a bitch.
14:39Girl,
14:39I guess I'm gonna have
14:40to show them again.
14:41Now, Ginger,
14:42you'll face off
14:43against the All-Star
14:44ranked number eight.
14:45And that All-Star is...
14:51Carrie Colby.
14:53Well, yeah.
14:56Shit.
14:57The rest of you
14:58may take a seat
14:59in the gallery.
15:00Good luck, baby.
15:02Good luck, Mama.
15:03Thank you to our limb.
15:07Ginger,
15:08what do you think
15:09of your top ranking?
15:12Surprise.
15:15Look at me, gal.
15:16I don't know
15:17if these girls
15:18ranked me number one
15:19because they truly
15:20believe that
15:21or if they are
15:21trying to set me up.
15:23Either way,
15:23I'm here for it.
15:24I will take you
15:25all down
15:26one by one.
15:29And Carrie,
15:30what do you think
15:31of your eighth ranking?
15:33You know,
15:34I am a wild card,
15:35so this is a wild placement.
15:36I'm here for it.
15:37Low-key,
15:38I know that Ginger's
15:38a front-runner,
15:39but this could be
15:40that moment
15:40that sets me apart.
15:41And baby,
15:42the diva is girdled up
15:43and ready to show you
15:44what she has
15:44up her sleeve,
15:46honey,
15:46up her tuck-it-up.
15:48Now,
15:48let's find out
15:49who will choose
15:50the song.
15:51If I don't get
16:10the right song,
16:11Carrie could definitely
16:13out-sexy me.
16:14Oh, God,
16:15pick my ball.
16:18Whose ball
16:19are you holding?
16:23Bruno is holding
16:25Ginger's ball.
16:26I wish I could say
16:27it was the first time.
16:29And that means,
16:30Ginger,
16:31you get to choose
16:32the song
16:33from our
16:34Lip Sync
16:34Smackdown playlist.
16:36Will it be
16:36Disease by Lady Gaga,
16:38Joyride by Kesha,
16:39Party Lights
16:40by Natalie Cole,
16:41Raise Your Glass
16:42by Pink,
16:43Show Me How You Burlesque
16:44by Christina Aguilera
16:46or Whenever,
16:47Wherever by Shakira.
16:50Oh!
16:51In my head,
16:52I am sitting here going,
16:54you really need
16:55to set the tone
16:55for this whole battle.
16:57Pick something
16:58you know you can do
17:00and a song
17:01that I can just lay into.
17:02Big swings,
17:03no misses.
17:04What song
17:05do you choose?
17:08Disease by Lady Gaga.
17:09Disease by Lady Gaga
17:11is Ginger's choice.
17:13Two all-stars
17:15stand before me.
17:17Ladies,
17:18this is your chance
17:19to impress me
17:19to move forward
17:21to the next round.
17:24The time has come
17:25for you
17:27to lip-sync
17:28for
17:29your
17:30life.
17:34Good luck
17:35and don't
17:36fuck it up.
17:43There are no more tears
17:49to cry.
17:51I heard you
17:53begging for life.
17:56Born and out
17:57of medicine.
18:00You're worse
18:01than you've never been.
18:05Screaming for me, baby.
18:07Back you're gonna die.
18:09The present on the inside.
18:11Baby, you're an adult tonight.
18:13I could play the doctor
18:14I could kill your disease.
18:17If you were a sinner
18:18I could make you believe.
18:21Lay down like one, two, three.
18:23Eyes on back in ecstasy.
18:26I could smell your sickness
18:27I could enjoy your love
18:29and enjoy your disease.
18:30Yeah!
18:31Oh!
18:31Oh!
18:32Oh!
18:32Oh!
18:32Oh!
18:32Oh!
18:33Oh!
18:33Oh!
18:33Oh!
18:33Oh!
18:33Oh!
18:33Oh!
18:33Oh!
18:34Oh!
18:34Oh!
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18:35Oh!
18:35Oh!
18:35Oh!
18:35Oh!
18:35Oh!
18:36Oh!
18:36Oh!
18:37Oh!
18:37Oh!
18:37Oh!
18:38Oh!
18:38Oh!
18:39You are so tortured
18:40When you sleep
18:41I can play the doctor
18:43I can kill your disease
18:44If you were a sinner
18:47I could make you believe
18:49Lay down like one, two, three.
18:52Eyes on back in ecstasy
18:54I can smell your sickness
18:55I could enjoy
18:57Bring me your desire
19:00I can kill your disease
19:02If you were a sinner
19:04I could make you believe
19:06Oh!
19:07Bring you down like one, two, three.
19:09Eyes on back in ecstasy
19:11I know your secrets
19:13I can kill the...
19:14Oh!
19:15Oh!
19:16Your odyssey
19:17Oh!
19:18Oh!
19:19Oh!
19:20Oh!
19:21Oh!
19:22Oh!
19:23Oh!
19:24Oh!
19:25Oh!
19:26Oh!
19:27Yes!
19:28Yes!
19:29Work, stitches!
19:30That was sick, man!
19:31That was sick, man!
19:32Oh!
19:32I'm getting goofball, girl!
19:33Oh, my God!
19:34I got goosebumps, girl!
19:35Oh, my God!
19:36Thank you!
19:37All Stars!
19:38I've made my decision
19:39I've made my decision
19:40Gingerman
19:41Shantae you stay
19:42Oh!
19:43Thank God!
19:44I think you cured my disease
19:47Well!
19:48I did, okay!
19:49Condraculations!
19:50You've won the first Lip Sync Smackdown
19:52Please step to the winner's box to await the next round
19:59Carrie Colby
20:01You gave Ginger a run for her money
20:04Yes!
20:05While you won't be moving forward tonight
20:07You are and will forever be an all-star
20:12Now, sashay away!
20:15All right!
20:16Love you, Diva!
20:18Another one?
20:19Thank you!
20:20My personal shot at the Hall of Fame in $200,000 has come to an end this time around
20:29Oh!
20:30Well, I feel nothing but gratitude because the judges said bring the doll back to life
20:37And I feel like I got all the redemption that I was hunting and searching and craving and needing
20:42Oh!
20:43All Stars!
20:44Please step to the stage for our next Lip Sync
20:48Ladykins, the all-star you ranked number 2 is Dame Lydia B. Collins
20:58Oh!
20:59Shit!
21:00Work!
21:01I did not expect to be ranked number 2 for them to think that I am up there
21:06I'm gagged and a little confused
21:09Lydia, you'll be competing with the all-star that you all ranked number 7
21:15And the number 7 all-star is Irene the Alien
21:22Y'all are shady
21:25Well, the girls ranked exactly how I thought they would
21:29I expected to be ranked 7th and I picked Lydia in that higher ranking because I think I can take her on
21:34So it looks like my strategy paid off
21:36The rest of you may take a seat in the gallery
21:40All right, now let's find out who gets to choose the song
21:47Oh, pit crew
21:51Now, in Bruno's Golden Hopper are two balls
21:55One for each of you
21:56Now, Bruno, without peeking, cradle one ball
22:03Show us that ball
22:04Lydia butthole Collins
22:11Lydia, what will it be?
22:15Joyride by Kesha
22:17So it shall be done
22:21The time has come
22:23For you to lip-sync
22:26For your life
22:29I am shaking in my cock piece right now
22:33Because this lip-sync is going to determine who makes it to the top four
22:38I am going to send Teletubby back to Mars, bitch
22:41Good luck
22:42And don't
22:44Fuck it up
22:45Are you a man?
22:46Cause I'm a bitch
22:47I'm already rich
22:48Just lookin' for that
22:49This party sucks
22:50I'm bout to ditch
22:51Don't, don't, don't even try to get kidney shit
22:52I've earned the right to be big
22:53Oh
22:54You say you love me
22:55That's funny
22:56Well, so do I
22:58I'm just fuckin' for the
23:11Don't, don't even try to get kidney shit
23:12I've earned the right to be big
23:13Oh
23:15You say you love me
23:16That's funny
23:17Well, so do I
23:19For a good time
23:20To die
23:21Keep your eyes on the road
23:28A label of horror
23:29But I'm bored of wearing clothes
23:32You aren't kids
23:33While I am mother
23:35Don't even try to kick your knees
23:37I keep thinking like you're bad at the face
23:41Beep, beep, beep, stop my side
23:42Getting looser for the
23:43Boy, boy
23:44Make it happen when I'm on my turn
23:46In love for life and know it didn't hurt
23:48Beep, beep, that's night for life
23:50Getting looser for the
23:51Boy, boy
23:52Cause I'm a bitch
23:55Cause I'm a bitch
23:58I'm a bitch
23:59What the fuck? Who cut the cable?
24:15Y'all need to pay your bills, bitch
24:17Ladies
24:18I've made my decision
24:19Lydia B. Collins
24:21Shantae, you stay
24:23Oh, fuck
24:23Thank you
24:25Period, bitch
24:29I, Lydia Butthole Collins
24:31Am in the top four
24:32Of the tournament of all-stars
24:33I'm so gagged
24:34Conjaculations
24:35Thank you
24:36Now, please step to the winner's box
24:38I love you so much
24:39Congrats
24:41Oh my god
24:44Look at this
24:45Irene the alien
24:46You will not be moving forward
24:48But you are and will forever be a freak
24:53And an all-star
24:56Thank you so much for the opportunity to show the world
24:59What a fucking idiot I truly am
25:01Now, sashay away
25:04If it's true that losing is the new winning
25:11Then no one's a bigger winner than the 16th place
25:14Irene the alien
25:16Yes
25:16The alien invasion is postponed for now
25:21Even though I didn't win the crown this time
25:24I couldn't be happier with how things shook out
25:26Us early outs
25:28We've got more to show you than you got to see
25:30Sister
25:32They got me, girl
25:34She was bucking
25:35How do you feel?
25:36Thank you
25:37I'm not gonna lie
25:37I'm pretty disappointed
25:38But here I am
25:40I think you did a fabulous job
25:41That was a great lip sync
25:42Thank you
25:42Girl, join the watching party of the tournament
25:45My first guest, everybody
25:47All-stars
25:48Oh, here we go
25:49Please return to the stage
25:51It's time for our next lip sync
25:54On deck
25:57The all-star you all ranked number three
26:01Is
26:02Georges
26:04Wait a minute
26:05Okay
26:06Georges
26:08You'll be lip syncing against the all-star ranked number six
26:12Probably Daya
26:13Yeah
26:14And that queen is
26:15Aja
26:19Oh
26:20Well, yeah
26:21Oh, bitch
26:23So the one bitch I did not want to face
26:25Is Miss Aja
26:27But I'm ready, mama
26:28Let's put on a show for Miss Mother Rude
26:30Fuck all you bitches who voted me that low
26:33Y'all really played today
26:34But it's okay
26:35I'm saying a prayer for all of y'all
26:36Spoken like a true mother superior
26:38Now, let's see who gets to choose the song
26:42Oh, pit crew
26:44Bruno
26:47Show us what you got
26:49Please, Bruno
26:50Please grab my ball
26:52George's
26:53That means you get to choose the song
27:01Yes
27:02Let's do Party Lights
27:03Party Lights by Natalie Cole
27:06I'm sorry, Aja, but mama, I'm gonna have to send you back to the convent
27:10Girl, buckle up
27:12You ready?
27:12Here we go, girl
27:13This is about to be a battle
27:14Give it to her
27:15Two all-stars
27:17Stand before me
27:18Ladies
27:19This is your chance to impress me
27:21And move forward
27:22To the next round
27:24The time has come
27:27For you to lip sync
27:29For
27:31Your
27:32Life
27:33The one person I didn't want to go against is George's
27:39She's an amazing performer
27:40I think she's the only girl here that has the potential to take me out
27:43But
27:44I have some tricks up my sleeve
27:46Good luck
27:48And don't
27:49Bug it up
27:51Ooh
27:53I see the holy light
27:59Shining in the night
28:01Make me feel alright
28:02I see the holy light
28:06Shining in the night
28:07Really out of sight
28:09I see reflections going in the air
28:14Telling me the way to move
28:17I feel the spirit and it's everywhere
28:20Telling me it's time to groove
28:23I see the holy light
28:25Shining in the night
28:27Ooh
28:27Make me feel alright
28:29Whoa
28:30I've got the leafy and I won't look back
28:33I don't know
28:34I've seen tomorrow in the sky
28:36Yes I have
28:37I've got the sunshine and I'm paying the sign
28:40But you bleed
28:40I've got the wings and I can fly
28:43Go on
28:44Oh
28:44God
28:45Let's get away
28:49Let's go
28:50Come on party with the children
28:52Hey
28:53Come on party with the dog
28:56Good girl
28:56Come on party with the children
28:59Come on party with the children
28:59Come on party with the
29:02Here we go
29:02Here we go
29:03These bitches are turning it
29:21Gloss
29:22Yeah
29:24All stars
29:38I've made my decision
29:39Georges
29:40Shantae you stay
29:42Oh bitch
29:42Thank you so much
29:46Conjaculations
29:47You're advancing to the next round
29:49Yes
29:50Yes
29:50Please step to the winner's box
29:52Thank you mama
29:53One bitch down
29:54Who's next girl
29:55Ginger you want it
29:56Lydia you want it
29:57Anybody can get it
29:59Aja
30:00While you won't be moving forward tonight
30:03You are and will forever be
30:06One sickening all star
30:09Now
30:10Sashay away
30:12I just want to say thank you so much
30:13I came here to fall back in love with drag
30:17And I just want to say
30:17Y'all made me fall deeply in love
30:19I'm going to do my little walk off
30:20See I'm walking
30:21You know I'm walking
30:22P.S. dot dot
30:24I'm out this bitch
30:25Love you Aja
30:26Honestly internally I am crumbling
30:31But all I can do is just walk away with my head up
30:34And just know that I did my best
30:37Yeah
30:39Hello
30:40Is the woman of the house here?
30:43What you got to say girl?
30:45What's it given?
30:46That wore me out
30:47I was like girl
30:47George's little ass be carrying
30:49Now
30:50Oh shit
30:52Oh
30:52Diabety
30:53Bosco
30:54Your fellow queens have ranked you number four and five
30:58Respectively
30:59Oh no
31:03Di is crying
31:04This is going to be so hard to watch
31:07They're sisters
31:07And they are like sister sisters girl
31:10Diabety you are looking very emotional
31:12Why is that?
31:14Bosco means a lot to me
31:15She's taught me a lot about myself
31:19And what it means to actually have queer family
31:22And I just have the most immense amount of respect for her
31:26And
31:27Just not the person that I want to be doing this with
31:32But that's the name of the game
31:33And
31:34I'm ready
31:35Bosco is there anything you'd like to say?
31:39No
31:39No I love you girl
31:43I love you too
31:43I love you so much
31:44I love you
31:44It's all with love
31:46And we are family here
31:47Now
31:49Let's see who gets to choose your song
31:52Oh pit crew
31:53You know how this goes
31:58Bruno
31:58Get those balls rolling
32:01Bruno
32:04Harvey
32:04Obviously
32:05Show us that ball
32:08Bruno
32:08Bosco
32:11Bosco
32:14What song do you choose?
32:16Okay
32:17If I want to move forward in this competition
32:21I have to put myself first
32:22And
32:23It's
32:23Not what I want to do
32:25But I'm kind of a cunt
32:27So I'm going to do it
32:28I'm absolutely going to do it
32:30Let's show them how to burlesque
32:31Bosco is chosen
32:33Show me how you burlesque
32:34By Christina Aguilera
32:36God damn
32:37Bosco was born to do this song
32:39Here we go
32:40Two all stars stand before me
32:42Ladies
32:43This is your chance to impress me
32:45And move forward to the next round
32:48The time has come
32:50For you to lip-sync
32:53For
32:55Your
32:56Life
32:58Good luck
33:01And don't
33:02Fuck
33:03It
33:04Up
33:04Underneath the city lights
33:07There is a
33:09Life
33:10You
33:10Know about
33:11Where
33:13Rules don't apply
33:14No
33:15And you
33:17Can't
33:19Keep a good girl
33:20Down
33:21She
33:29Gone
33:29Through the club
33:29Looking for a good time
33:30Gonna make that shake
33:31That money on a dime
33:32Don't need a sugar daddy
33:33She can work it just fine
33:35Up on the table
33:36She'll be dancing all night
33:37All night
33:38Baby no
33:39Just comes alive
33:40Under the spotlight
33:41We say
33:43Here come the ladies
33:46About to give a little show
33:47Here come the boys
33:50Let's show a little more
33:51Oh my god
33:53Hit it up
33:54Get it up
33:54Won't let you rest
33:55Hit it up
33:56Get it up
33:56This is not a test
33:57Hit it up
33:58Get it up
33:58Gotta give me a bus
33:59A little bit of naughty
34:04It's a little bit nice
34:05She's a whole lot of glam
34:06Sweat
34:07Sugar six
34:07Spice
34:07But she
34:08She
34:08Discuss her
34:09Give a little
34:09What up
34:10On the table
34:10Baby does it
34:11Okay girls
34:14Let's show them
34:16How it's done
34:16It ain't over
34:18Till we say
34:19And we've only just begun
34:21Let me hear you say
34:21Oh my god
34:36Get it up
34:37Get it up
34:37This is not a test
34:38Hit it up
34:39Get it up
34:39Gotta give me a bus
34:40I'm gonna get the ass
34:41I'm so behind you
34:42The last
34:42Yes
34:44Yes
34:45Hit
34:46Work
34:48Wow
34:49All stars
34:51I've made my decision
34:52Bosco
34:53Shantae you stay
34:55Congratulations
34:58You're headed to the next round
35:00Stay right where you are
35:01Diabetti
35:02You won't be moving forward tonight
35:05But you are
35:06And will forever be
35:07Family
35:09Now
35:11Sashay
35:12Away
35:13Drew
35:14Thank you for changing my life
35:15Showing me that I belong somewhere
35:17It just took me a long time
35:18And I'm very thankful for that
35:20Girl
35:21I love you
35:22Congratulations
35:22Thank you so much
35:25Kill it
35:26I guess Betty
35:28Wasn't ready
35:30Yet
35:31Bitch
35:32Okay
35:32Okay
35:33I didn't win the crown
35:35But I am walking away here
35:37So proud of myself
35:38And if I had to lose
35:40A lip sync to anybody
35:41I am happy that it's Bosco
35:43Hi
35:45Hi
35:46Betty be ready
35:48Betty we got a seat right here for you
35:50Come on Daya
35:51Come sit
35:52Daya that was hard to watch
35:53It was
35:54I'm really sad
35:55But not because they lost
35:56I just hated that that was me and Bosco
35:58Yeah
35:58Oh my god
36:00The TV
36:01Oh shit
36:01It's time for round two of our lip sync smackdown
36:05Ding ding ding
36:05Bosco
36:07I've consulted our bracket
36:09Your next lip sync will be with
36:12Ginger Minj
36:15Ginger please step forward
36:18No rest at all for the wicked
36:19And here comes Ginger fucking Minj
36:22One of the people that I really didn't want to lip sync against
36:25Now let's see who gets to choose the song
36:27Oh pit crew
36:29Bruno
36:31Do your thing
36:33Harder Bruno
36:35Faster
36:36Reaching in without looking
36:38Show us that ball Bruno
36:40Ginger
36:45The ball says ginger
36:47Oh good
36:48Ginger
36:49There are two choices left
36:51Raise your glass by pink
36:52And whenever
36:53And whenever
36:53Wherever
36:54By Shakira
36:56Bosco serves
36:57High class
36:59Glamorous
36:59Sex
37:00Ginger Minj
37:02Serves
37:02Smoky
37:03Barroom
37:04Brawl
37:05Kind of bitch
37:06I know I look like Shakira
37:08But
37:09I think I'll do raise your glass by pink
37:11Alright
37:12Raise your glass
37:14Two all stars stand before me
37:17Ladies
37:18This is your chance to impress me
37:20And move forward
37:21To the final round
37:23The time has come
37:25For you to lip sync
37:28For
37:30Your
37:31Life
37:32If I win against ginger
37:36I'm in the top two
37:38Is it gonna be an easy task?
37:39No
37:40Is it a doable task?
37:41It absolutely is
37:43Good luck
37:44And jump
37:45Fuck
37:46It
37:47Up
37:47Right
37:52Right
37:52Turn off the lights
37:53We gonna lose our minds tonight
37:55What's the dealio?
37:58I love when it's all too much
38:005 a.m.
38:01Turn the radio up
38:02Where's the rock and roll?
38:06Party crasher
38:07Panty snatcher
38:08Panty snatcher
38:09Got him to drop
38:10If you were gangster
38:12Don't be fancy
38:14Just get dancing
38:15Why so serious?
38:19So it's not best
38:20If you are wrong
38:22In all the right ways
38:23On our undercars
38:25We will never be
38:26Never be anything
38:28But loud
38:29And many crazy
38:30Dirty
38:31Little freaks
38:32Won't you
38:33Come on
38:33Come on
38:34Raise your glass
38:36Oh shit
38:38My glass is empty
38:39So if you're
38:43To school for cool
38:45And you treat it like a fool
38:48Treat it like a fool
38:50You can choose to let it go
38:52We can always
38:53We can always
38:54Party on our own
38:58So raise your
38:59So raise your
39:01Blast if you are wrong
39:02And all the right ways
39:04From the undercars
39:06Won't you
39:07Put it
39:07Put it
39:08Put it
39:08Raise
39:08Your
39:09Blast
39:10For me
39:10Just put it
39:11Put it
39:11Raise
39:12Your
39:12Blast
39:13For me
39:15Yay
39:17Wow
39:21All stars
39:22I've made my decision
39:24Oh no
39:26Can't wait to see how this turns out
39:29Ginger Minj
39:30Shantae you stay
39:31Condraculations
39:35You are advancing to the final lip sync
39:37For the crown
39:38Please step to the winner's box
39:40Oh shit
39:41Okay
39:42Alright it's starting to get real
39:43There is only one more lip sync
39:46Between me and the crown
39:48So who's it gonna be against
39:50Bosco
39:53My dear
39:54You won't be moving forward tonight
39:57But you are
39:58And will forever be
40:00An all star doll
40:02Now
40:03Sashay away
40:05I just wanna say thank you
40:06You've changed my life so much
40:08And it's been so much fun
40:09To be able to spend more time
40:10With you all and laugh
40:11It's been great for us
40:12To see
40:13Them titties
40:14You gotta cut me around longer then
40:16Love you mama
40:19Yes baby
40:20It sucks
40:22But I'm really happy
40:23With everything
40:23That I showed
40:24And sometimes it's just
40:26Not your moment
40:26I did really really well
40:28And more importantly than that
40:29I did better than
40:30Irene and Daya
40:31You didn't shave your back
40:32Did I really know that?
40:33No
40:34Oh well
40:34Damn
40:35Well shit
40:39Oh diva
40:41They fucked orange group up tonight
40:42Girl we just got our asses
40:44Handed yours
40:45Would have been so embarrassing
40:46For us to go on a tour
40:47If you were in fifth
40:47And I was in first
40:48Here we go
40:52Okay
40:53We're back
40:53Okay okay
40:54Fuck it's the sixth lip sync
40:56Lydia Butthole Collins
40:57And Georges
40:59Please step forward
41:00It's the rematch
41:08Of Mommy's favorites
41:09And if I beat her once
41:10I could definitely beat her again
41:12So I'm ready bitch
41:13By the process of elimination
41:15Your song is
41:16Whenever
41:18Wherever
41:18By Shakira
41:20You may not think
41:21By looking at me
41:22That I like this song
41:23But
41:24Little known fact
41:25I am a Shakira super fan
41:27You guys you know Lydia was like obsessed with Shakira as a kid
41:30Her big birthday out of Shakira birthday cake
41:32I am gonna wipe my hole across that damn stage
41:35Two all stars stand before me
41:37Ladies
41:39This is your chance to impress me
41:41And move forward
41:42To the final round
41:44The time has come
41:46For you to lip sync
41:48For
41:49Your
41:50Life
41:51Good luck
41:54And don't
41:56Fuck it up
41:57I'm
41:59I'm
41:59You're
42:00I'm
42:01I'm
42:02I'm
42:02I'm
42:03I'm
42:03I'm
42:04I'm
42:04I'm
42:05I'm
44:06That was fucking crazy.
44:08That was fierce.
44:09Oh, do we get to see the result this time?
44:10Oh, all stars.
44:12I've made my decision.
44:13Georges, Shantae, you stay.
44:15No way.
44:20Conjagulations, you're moving forward to the final lip sync for the crown.
44:25Crazy.
44:27Thank you so much, you guys.
44:28You may join Ginger in the winner's box.
44:31I love you.
44:32I'm so proud of you.
44:33Thank you so much.
44:33I love you, bitch.
44:34I love you, too.
44:35Mama, I'm going to be lip syncing for the crown.
44:37Oh, my God.
44:38I can't believe it.
44:39I cannot believe it.
44:41Lydia, my dear.
44:42You won't be moving forward tonight, but you are and will forever be my favorite butthole.
44:49You are the reason for everything.
44:56Thank you, all of you, so much.
44:58I cannot say that enough.
45:00Now, sashay away.
45:06I love you, bitch.
45:07Well, shit, the remix, part two, Electric Boogaloo.
45:10Mwah.
45:14To have made it this far in the Tournament of All-Stars, I'm leaving with my head held
45:17very high, mostly because this wig is so heavy and I can't really move my head, but I'm just
45:24proud.
45:25We made it!
45:25Yay!
45:27Hey, sister.
45:29Good job, sister.
45:30Congratulations.
45:31Thank you, you too.
45:32I'm honestly like, okay, yes, I would have loved to have won that lip sync, but I'm so
45:35proud of myself, too.
45:36Girl.
45:36You know, oh.
45:38Attention, All-Stars.
45:40That's us.
45:40Hi, mother.
45:41Please report to the main stage for the final lip sync for The Crown.
45:46All right.
45:47All right.
45:47I repeat, get your padded ass over here ASAP.
45:52She's only talking to me.
45:53Come on, sister.
45:54Chug, chug, chug.
45:55Let's go, baby.
45:55Let's go, let's go.
46:03Give it up for our top two All-Stars.
46:06Ginger Minj and George S.
46:12Oh, come on, girl.
46:13Yeah.
46:14How?
46:14Yes.
46:15All three foot of them.
46:17Bitch, what's going?
46:18After surviving challenge after challenge, one final lip sync stands between you and the
46:31grand prize of $200,000.
46:34But no matter what happens tonight, you're both going home a little bit richer because this
46:41season's runner-up will receive a cash tip of $25,000.
46:45Oh, my God.
46:48Now, two All-Stars stand before me.
46:51Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and prove to the world that you are a winner,
46:58baby.
46:58The time has come for you to lip sync for the crown.
47:05I came back to get my crown, and bitch, nothing is going to stop me from turning this out.
47:13This is it.
47:14It's going to take a silver bullet to put me down, bitch.
47:16This is everything that I dreamed for ever since I was a kid, and Ginger Minj is the only
47:21thing standing between me and the crown.
47:23So, mama, I'm going to have to push this bitch to the side and snatch it.
47:27Good luck, and don't.
47:29Fuck it up.
47:34Hi.
47:36We're your brother, girl.
47:37And now we've got news for you.
47:40Better listen.
47:41Get ready or come on the girl and leave those umbrellas at home.
47:46All right.
47:47It's my son.
47:48Oh, my son.
47:50Oh, my son.
47:52Oh, my son.
47:53I'm going to do all sorts of things.
47:55What sorts of things now?
47:56It's the place to live in the hell.
47:59It's not for the first time.
48:02It's about half past me.
48:05For the first time in history, it's going to start bad.
48:12It's raining men.
48:15Hallelujah.
48:15It's raining men.
48:18Amen.
48:19It's raining men.
48:21Hallelujah.
48:23It's raining men.
48:26Yeah.
48:35Oh.
48:36I'm moving in
48:39Down to big and out
48:43You live up under
48:46Don't want you to lose your head
48:51Up out the room and stay in love
48:56Up out the room and stay in love
48:59Life is mother nature
49:02She's the same woman too
49:06She's on every angel
49:08She will raise the sky
49:11So they'll be here every woman
49:14The guy's a perfect guy
49:17It's raining men
49:22It's raining men
49:25Every special man
49:27Run, run, go to me
49:31Don't break your man strong at me
49:35Who cares about your backbone anyway
49:43God bless mother nature
49:47Now please welcome back to the main stage
49:52Our reigning all-stars champion
49:55Angeria Paris Van Michael
49:58Oh wow
50:01Look at her
50:02Gorgeous
50:05Hey
50:06Looking good Angeria
50:11Looking good yourself mama
50:13And I ain't lying
50:14The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars
50:21Will receive a crown and scepter provided by fierce drag jewels
50:26A year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
50:29A coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame
50:32And a cash prize of $200,000
50:37Courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen
50:40Ginger
50:41Ginger
50:42Georges
50:43I've made my decision
50:45The winner
50:48Of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars
50:53Is
50:55Ginger Minch
51:04Congratulations
51:15You're a winner, baby
51:16Ginger, is there anything you'd like to say?
51:22It's been 10 years of coming to this competition
51:24And
51:25I'm fucking ready to reign
51:27Now friends, my queen
51:31Friends
51:32I won
51:34I won
51:35Finally
51:36I've worked so hard for this
51:38And to have it finally happen
51:40It just exceeds every expectation
51:42I feel like
51:44A winner
51:45We did it, Joe!
51:48Yes!
51:51I am living proof
51:53That even if the whole world
51:55Tells you that you're not a winner
51:56You can make it happen for yourself
51:59Now remember
52:00If you can't love yourself
52:02How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
52:03Can I get an amen up in here?
52:05Amen!
52:06Alright, now let the music play
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