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The Sarah Jane Adventures-S03E11- The Gift-Pt-1
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00:0113 Manor Road is where Sarah Jane Smith is.
00:03And it's home to things way beyond your imagination.
00:07There's an extraterrestrial superfood future on the wall.
00:11A genetically engineered boy genius in the attic.
00:14A schoolgirl investigator across the road.
00:17A whole universe of adventure right here on the doorstep.
00:26Ready? Always.
00:34There he is!
00:38Don't let him get away!
00:49That's impossible.
00:52No, it isn't.
00:57He's got to be in here somewhere.
00:59He's just a kid. What does he want with a... what's it called?
01:03Matter compressor.
01:04Well, maybe he wants some matter compressed.
01:06Whatever his reason, the Ferris Institute need it back.
01:10Split up.
01:13Split up.
01:29Did you hear that?
01:31It can't be.
01:35It is!
01:36It's the thing!
01:38They're back!
01:38It's the thing!
01:41What?
01:57No!
01:59No, no!
02:01No, no!
02:01No!
02:03No!
02:09If Sardine are back on Earth, it means mayhem, on a global scale.
02:13What do they want this time?
02:15Well, same as usual, I imagine. Convert our planet into cash.
02:18Then how do we find out?
02:19We'd need a bloodhound.
02:20Oh, why didn't I think of that?
02:29Mistress!
02:33Activating hover mode.
02:42What are you doing out of your disguise?
02:45Can't run in human skin.
02:47It's too tight.
02:49Needed to lose them.
02:51Lose who?
02:52I'll give you one guess.
02:54Sarah Jane Smith.
02:56I wondered how long it'd be if she shoved her ore in.
02:59Oh, yeah. But I got away.
03:02And I nabbed the matter compressor.
03:05We wouldn't have had to steal one if you hadn't sat on ours.
03:09Now, nothing can stop us from turning this scuzzy little planet into a massive money spinner.
03:21So it begins.
03:25Greetings, mistress.
03:26We need you to follow a trail, K9.
03:29He can smell.
03:31How?
03:32Psychospore and olfactory sensors.
03:35Yeah, yeah, that clears that up.
03:37We're looking for a sleveen.
03:38Alien pheromone detected, mistress.
03:41The trail leads in this direction.
03:45Give me a visual.
03:52Initialize compression web.
03:56Not that one, idiot!
04:00Compression web initialized.
04:04Very soon.
04:05As the name will be the richest family in the galaxy.
04:13Insufficient data.
04:14Insufficient data.
04:16You've lost him, K9.
04:18No!
04:19Affirmative, mistress.
04:21We'll never find him now.
04:23Well, that might help.
04:28Right!
04:29Oliver!
04:32The web's nearly complete.
04:34And when it is, Earth will be squished.
04:36Just our base left standing.
04:38You have set the safety machine, haven't you?
04:40Of course.
04:42This time tomorrow, we'll be relaxing on the pleasure moons of Pekros.
04:50Switch it off, boys.
04:53Sarah Jane Smith.
04:55How predictable.
04:57I prefer...
04:58Rely on it.
05:00No.
05:00I won't ask you again.
05:02Switch.
05:02It.
05:04Oh!
05:05No chance.
05:10Good try, Miss Smith.
05:12But not good enough.
05:14Is Sonic Wave resistant?
05:15So what does that thing actually do?
05:18And why steal the matter compressor?
05:19This little planet's stuffed full of carbon.
05:22Thanks to your compressor, we can crush it.
05:25And if carbon's crushed enough, it turns into a diamond.
05:28A gigantic diamond.
05:30Worth a fortune.
05:31Can I?
05:32Now!
05:33Maximum destruction, nerd!
05:37It's still going!
05:38Grab the gun!
05:39Get your prills!
05:40I just want it!
05:41Stop it!
05:41Stop it!
05:43Stop it!
05:44Stop it!
05:45Don't move!
05:46Canine, hold fire!
05:47Disable the dog or she gets her.
05:49Sorry, Canine.
05:50Power down.
05:51Unit deactivating.
05:54Is there something we can do?
06:03Who are they?
06:04Stand back, Miss Smith!
06:11Compression halted.
06:14Now release the child.
06:17By order of the High Council of Raxxas Prime,
06:21you are charged with crimes against the state.
06:24Fraud, theft, high treason.
06:27The penalty for each is death.
06:30It's him, Yuan.
06:31He made me do it.
06:32Please!
06:33No!
06:33I'm innocent!
06:39What have you done with them?
06:40We've teleported them to our ship.
06:43They will stand trial on our home planet.
06:48I guess we owe you our lives.
06:50Yeah, thanks.
06:51I was nearly Slythian lunch.
06:53Who are you?
06:54We are Blatherine.
06:58Blatherine?
06:59Never heard of you.
07:00The Slythine aren't the only family on Raxxacorico Fallon.
07:05But they are the only criminal one.
07:09We, Blatherine, respect the law.
07:12Yeah, why should we believe you?
07:14As you can see, we do not disguise ourselves in human skin like Slythine.
07:20We could never kill a human.
07:24Not all visitors to your planet intend harm, Miss Smith.
07:28Some come here out of anthropological interest.
07:32Some are asylum seekers.
07:34And some actually want to help.
07:36But why are you here?
07:37We've dedicated our lives to tracking down Slythine.
07:42Bringing them to justice.
07:44You mean you're bouncy hunters?
07:47It isn't something we do for profit.
07:49It is our duty.
07:51To be honest, we're pretty good at handling Slythine ourselves.
07:54You do not doubt it.
07:55Your work is spoken of with great regard back home.
08:00Interstellar fame, eh, Sarah Jane?
08:02And it is the Blatherine custom to offer thanks for such brave deeds by sitting down to dinner.
08:09Oh yeah, and what's on the menu?
08:11Clyde Burgers with a side of Ronnie.
08:13It's wrong to have come this far without showing our appreciation.
08:17No, no, that might be a bit tricky.
08:19Why?
08:20I think it's a brilliant idea.
08:22A dinner party.
08:23Think about it, Ronnie.
08:24They can't exactly come to my place.
08:27Mr. Smith's there and loads of alien stuff.
08:30And they can come to mine?
08:31Oh yeah, your mum and dad will love that.
08:32They're at a headteacher's conference.
08:34Remember?
08:35That's why I'm staying with Sarah Jane.
08:37There's nothing sinking with you.
08:39Come on, it's an amazing opportunity.
08:42Clyde Cook is a secret to Amy Oliver.
08:44Well, I can't deny that.
08:46Yeah, I suppose so.
08:47After all, they did save our lives.
08:49Miss Smith?
08:50What do you say?
08:53Yes.
08:54Dinner would be lovely.
08:56You're very welcome, Mrs.
08:58Oh, please.
09:00My name's Leaf Apple Glynn.
09:02Leaf for short.
09:05This is my husband, Tree Lawn Acre.
09:08I call him Tree.
09:10Uh, Sierra Jane.
09:12This is Clyde, Ronnie.
09:14And my son, Luke.
09:18Pleased to meet you all.
09:20Right.
09:21Let us have your teleport coordinates
09:24and we'll join you in an hour.
09:26We must freshen up first.
09:32I'm still not sure we can trust them.
09:34Yeah.
09:34When have the slitheen ever helped us?
09:36They're not slitheen.
09:38They're not even the same colour.
09:39It doesn't matter what colour they are.
09:41They're from the same planet.
09:42All I know is we have to keep our guard up
09:44until we're certain.
09:45Look at me.
09:46Head chef to the enemy.
09:48I didn't know you could cook, Clyde.
09:50Well, I'm a man of many talents.
09:52I mean, it's only shepherd's pie.
09:54None sort me.
09:56I hope they don't have any strange dietary requirements.
09:59Though it's hard to go wrong with Sue.
10:05Good evening, Sarah Jane.
10:13Sorry if there's such a squeeze.
10:20And this delightful liquid is...
10:23Was tomato soup.
10:25Oh, you probably prefer something more meaty.
10:29Shall I climb, Clyde?
10:30Delicious!
10:31We must take some home for next time the Rack Dean come to dinner.
10:36They adore foreign food.
10:41So, tell us about your home planet.
10:47Raxacorico Phallopatorius was once the most admired planet in the Raxus Alliance.
10:53Clom, Plyx, and Raxacorico Phallopatorius all took their lead from us.
11:02And the Blatherene were one of the most respected families.
11:06Until the Slitheen bribed their way into power.
11:10They ruined our planet's good name.
11:13Well, that must have been terrible for you.
11:19What happened to the Slitheen?
11:21The economy crashed.
11:23Then the rest of the population rose up against them and they were deposed.
11:27Some faced justice.
11:29Others fled to the farthest corners of the galaxy.
11:32It was our duty to hunt them down.
11:35We're deeply sorry for the trouble they've caused here.
11:40And as this seems an appropriate moment...
11:45Tree?
11:50This is not just a gift for your hospitality.
11:55But compensation for the Slitheen's behaviour on Earth.
12:07This is Rackweed.
12:13Careful.
12:14It's just a present, Clyde.
12:16His concern is understandable.
12:19Though this is something that will truly delight you.
12:23It's lovely.
12:25It's a staple food back home.
12:27It can grow anywhere, even in the harshest conditions.
12:32Nutritious and delicious.
12:35But this isn't just a gift for you.
12:37We want you to share it with your entire world.
12:41We know you suffer from famines on Earth.
12:45Rackweed could put an end to them forever.
12:48Of course, if it came directly from outsiders such as ourselves,
12:52your people would be distrustful.
12:55That is why we want you, Sarah Jane, to be our...
12:59our ambassador.
13:02Imagine the fame and the glory.
13:05I'm not too bothered about the whole fame thing.
13:08We do what we do to help the world.
13:11This little plant could save millions of lives.
13:19Oh.
13:20Main course.
13:22Excuse me.
13:23Could you just give me a hand?
13:29Is this all too good to be true, or have I become totally paranoid?
13:32You've always taught us to keep an open mind.
13:34Well, I've had bad experiences of aliens bearing gifts.
13:38Mr. Smith will know if it's dangerous.
13:41Plus, you can't pass up the chance to feed the entire human race, can you?
13:44Do you really think we can trust the blathering?
13:54I think so.
13:57Plus, if they wanted us dead, they'd have done it by now.
14:00Not necessarily.
14:02Oh, I just don't know.
14:04Go with your instincts.
14:05They're always right.
14:06In this case, my instincts are all over the place.
14:10Ta-da!
14:11Shepherds pie.
14:14I made that.
14:16Shepherds are a delicacy on Earth.
14:19Yeah, but you can eat a whole one.
14:22It's just the name of the dish.
14:33More delicious than the land prawns of Glom.
14:38I might apply for MasterChef after all.
14:41So, Sarah Jane.
14:43Will you be our ambassador?
14:46It's our chance to finally put things right.
14:50And it could mean a new friendship between our races.
14:53You realize I'll have to analyze the rapid.
14:57Make sure it's safe.
14:59Of course.
15:00Do that straight away.
15:01But thank you.
15:04In principle, I, we, Earth accepts.
15:13It's been a most wonderful evening.
15:17But it's a long journey back to Raxacoracophallopatorius.
15:21Amazing to meet you both.
15:23I'll never forget you or what you've given us.
15:26Will you accept the claw of friendship, Sarah Jane?
15:37We are sure our rapidly will change your planet forever.
15:42And how perfect that Sarah Jane Smith will be the one to lead Earth into a rich and fertile future.
15:51Have a safe journey.
15:55Hi.
16:00Dinner with aliens.
16:02Oh.
16:02And a plant that could save the world.
16:04Most exciting day ever, man.
16:10Mr. Smith, I need you.
16:16How may I assist you, Sarah Jane?
16:19I need you to analyze something.
16:20Such an amazing opportunity.
16:22Yeah, or it could all be a trap.
16:25They're Blatherine, not Slitheen.
16:27Oh, Slitheen, Blatherine, whateverine.
16:30They're from Raxacoraco...
16:32Duda.
16:33And that place has a seriously dodgy reputation.
16:35You can't condemn an entire race just because a few of them are bad.
16:38There are bad people on Earth, too.
16:39Ronnie's right.
16:40And we're here to help aliens, not just fight them.
16:43Exactly.
16:44Sarah Jane?
16:46This is huge.
16:49If I make this public, it'll change everything.
16:53No more hiding in the shadows, saving the world in secret.
16:57Happy front page news.
16:59Sarah Jane Smith.
17:01Ambassador for Earth, eh?
17:04Analysis complete.
17:06Although the Rackweed has a more complex cell structure than Earth flora,
17:11there is, as far as I can tell, no threat.
17:13It's harmless, then.
17:15See? Nothing to worry about.
17:17Yeah, but I still don't like it.
17:19Anyway, time you lot were in bed.
17:21School tomorrow.
17:22And you've all got a test. Am I right?
17:25A test?
17:26I'm sorry, did someone say test?
17:29Don't really understand that word.
17:31Test. Assessment of knowledge.
17:33Method through which one human demonstrates intellectual superiority over others.
17:38He knows what it means, canine. Just not how to pass it.
17:41Luke, Ronnie, bed.
17:44I put a towel in your room.
17:47Clyde.
17:48Home.
17:50I'll wait for you a sec. I just need to borrow a book for revision.
17:54Revision.
18:04How much do you know about GCSE Biology?
18:07General Certificate for Secondary Education Syllabus in Biological Science includes seven key areas.
18:13Yes.
18:14But I need your help.
18:16Can you come school with me tomorrow?
18:18Negative.
18:19Directional commands may only be issued by the mistress.
18:23Well, you leave me with no choice.
18:27Sorry, boy.
18:28This unit may not be removed.
18:31Excuse me, Clyde.
18:32Oh, please don't tell a story, Jane. I'll have him back by lunchtime.
18:34I was going to thank you. A break from the dog is most appreciated.
18:39Bit annoying, is he?
18:40I couldn't possibly comment.
18:43I'll see myself out.
19:06You're in thebere doorway.
19:08Opportunity.
19:10Yes, sir.
19:15Go, huh.
19:17Go, oh, man.
19:33Halfway running away from the terminalño...
19:34Inанныеades.
20:38Ronnie?
20:39Toast's getting cold.
20:43Hurry up or you'll be late.
20:47What's the matter?
20:50I feel strange.
20:52In what way?
20:55I don't know.
20:56It's probably nothing.
20:57It's not nothing if you're feeling ill.
20:59The bane gave you perfect health.
21:01Is this what being ill is like?
21:04How do you feel exactly?
21:06Everything's gone blurry.
21:08My chest is aching.
21:09My head hurts.
21:11Come on, slow coach.
21:15What's up?
21:17Luke's not feeling very well, but you get off to school.
21:20Shouldn't we call a doctor?
21:22Ronnie, school please.
21:29You should stay home this morning.
21:31Don't want to miss the biology test.
21:33Test can wait.
21:34I'll call the school and let them know.
21:39Ronnie!
21:41Sorry I snapped.
21:43But if Luke's ill, what do I do?
21:44How do I explain him what he is to a doctor?
21:50No.
21:51No, you'll probably be fine.
21:52It just never happened before.
21:54I can stay home if you like.
21:56No, no.
21:57Your dad wouldn't want you skipping school.
21:58Especially when there's a test.
21:59It was worth a try.
22:00See you later.
22:01Oh, hello.
22:02This is Luke Smith's mother.
22:04No, no.
22:05I'm afraid Luke won't be at school today.
22:07He's not feeling very well.
22:21What have you been doing in there?
22:23I got in early to do some revision.
22:26You are such a bad liar, Clyde.
22:28It's the truth.
22:28Honest.
22:29I know when you're up to something and you're so up to something.
22:38How are you feeling?
22:41Not great.
22:42Worse?
22:46Right.
22:47Let's be methodical about this.
22:49Go back to the beginning.
22:50What were you doing when it started?
22:53I was in the attic.
22:55The attic.
22:59Analysis complete.
23:01The Rackweed is not harmless.
23:04I knew it.
23:06Lathery.
23:07Adaption to its cell structure suggests a more deadly lifefall.
23:11But couldn't you have seen this coming?
23:13I'm sorry, Sarah-Jane.
23:14The plant appears to have mutated since my last report.
23:18I can see that.
23:20There's a great big flower sticking out of it now.
23:22It was probably in a state of deep hibernation.
23:24Something must have triggered its development cycle.
23:27What's going on?
23:29We should be in bed.
23:30According to my analysis,
23:32Rackweed seeks out life forms that it deems a threat to its propagation
23:35and drains them of energy.
23:37It will send its victims into a deep, deep coma,
23:41from which they will never return.
23:44That's so weird about Lukey boy.
23:46He's never got sick before.
23:48There's nothing serious.
23:49Sarah-Jane was really worried.
23:52How's the, uh, how's the pot plant?
23:53Savaged anyone in the night?
23:54That's not funny, Clyde.
23:55His Rackweed stuff might be amazing.
23:58Could feed millions of people.
24:00Yeah, but it'll probably still taste like salad.
24:03Like the world needs more salad.
24:05Do you know what cynical means?
24:06It's what I call being realistic.
24:12Where were you going?
24:14Sit here.
24:15Yeah, well, normally sit over here, so...
24:27You're acting really weird.
24:29What do you want to?
24:36Good morning, Mistress Romney.
24:38Canine.
24:44Emergency analysis continuing.
24:49Look, you're all I've really got.
24:51Everything else.
24:53It's all meaningless, all of it.
24:55Makes no sense without me.
24:57I'm sorry to have to tell you, Sarah-Jane,
24:59but my sensors indicate that the Rackweed is not confined merely to this house.
25:04How?
25:05It has already reproduced itself.
25:07Most likely, by releasing spores.
25:10Like a fungus.
25:11They must have got out through the window.
25:13We've got to stop this.
25:17I'm so tired.
25:19Luke, please.
25:20Luke.
25:21Luke, can you hear me?
25:23Okay.
25:29He has been subjected to an incredibly high dose of Rackweed spores.
25:35Luke.
25:35Luke.
25:36Luke.
25:36You must stay awake.
25:41Luke.
25:47Sarah-Jane hit the roof.
25:48Sarah-Jane isn't going to find out.
25:51What if someone hears him?
25:51He makes the right racket.
25:53If any of you need to go to the...
25:54I'll avoid this too.
25:56Relays his voice straight into my ear.
25:59Using K-9 to pass a test.
26:01Even by your standards, this is a whole new level of...
26:04We may not be allowed textbooks, but no one said anything about a super intelligent robot dog from the year
26:095000.
26:09You're insane.
26:12Yep.
26:12An insane genius!
26:14I hope you two are paying attention.
26:16Of course, miss.
26:17We're willing to go.
26:18Wait.
26:23Bye.
26:29Doom.
26:40This is all my fault.
27:02At its current rate propagation, the Rackweed will have sealed the whole of London within a few hours.
27:10Is that... Rackweed?
27:13We've got to stop this. Come on!
27:15The Rackweed, he can't give me one. Are you okay?
27:19I'm fine. Why have you any more?
27:24So how's ours is fresh? Just a school grounds or server?
27:30It's over here.
27:31Let's go!
27:32Let's go!
27:33Let's go!
27:35Let's go!
27:42Let's go!
27:52Let's go!
27:53Let's go!
27:55Let's go!
27:57Let's go!
27:58Let's go!
27:59Let's go!
27:59Let's go!