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Watch It Mr Porter You Clumsy Old Bugger I Could Have Broken Me Legs Or Arms -Have Never Stolen- Kes

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00:03Desperate Dan is stronger than all, but this opponent makes him fall.
00:07Raid. Where do you want to fade? Raid here. Skid.
00:11Down I'll go again. What's making me fall?
00:14Now's my chance to jump on his chest. Food.
00:17He won't catch me out this time, you braggart.
00:20A sock in the midriff will settle your game. Splash!
00:23What's this on my face? Why, it's gross. Give me that tube back.
00:27So that's how he kept making me sleep.
00:28We're squirting invisible grease under my feet.
00:31You dirty twister. It's times when they taught you a lesson. Take that.
00:36Crash.
00:37Where did he end up? In the middle of next week, Uncle Dan.
00:59I told you it wouldn't take me long.
01:00What did you do? Throw half of them over the gates or something?
01:03No need to. I know some shortcuts aren't way back.
01:05I'll bet you do. Over other folks' property.
01:10How many times do you want to tell him where to put that bag?
01:18Time is it?
01:19Time you were at school.
01:21Is it that late?
01:22I wouldn't be your teacher, but I'll call him Barnsley.
01:28Oh, Mr. Porter!
01:29Oh!
01:30Watch it, Mr. Porter.
01:31You clumsy young bugger.
01:33What are you trying to do, kill me?
01:35I lost my balance.
01:38I wouldn't pull it past you either.
01:40I fair felt my heart go then.
01:42Just sit down here and relax a couple of minutes.
01:45Are you all right now?
01:48I'm bloody champion.
01:50I'll be off then.
01:52And don't be late tonight.
01:57Allard?
01:58Sir.
01:59Bowsa?
02:00Sir.
02:01Bridges?
02:02Abstinence, sir.
02:04Abstinence, Bridges.
02:05Casper?
02:06Sir.

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