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Romeo Needs Help! Hollyoaks Full Episode Monday 13th November 2023
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00:00The reason why I know that Perry didn't kill Rain is because she was with me.
00:04We slept together.
00:05You're in no position to tell me to do anything,
00:08seeing as you're currently defiling your late girlfriend's memory by sleeping with her brother.
00:11I just feel guilty.
00:13What would she say about me and Romeo?
00:15We've had to take in lodges.
00:16Darren doesn't know if you can still pay the mortgage.
00:19Charlie didn't steal your cash.
00:21I did.
00:22You don't know what I need.
00:24You barely know me.
00:26I do know you, and I know that you were a good man.
00:28You were a beautiful man.
00:32What did you say?
00:34You hurt me.
01:09You hurt me.
01:36Forgive me, Father.
01:37I have sinned.
01:41Forgive me.
01:45Please.
01:46What do you think you're playing at?
01:48Kissing Scott and then ditching him?
01:50I can't deal with this right now.
01:55Oh!
02:01Bro, look at this.
02:06He's been that hard for the past week.
02:08We need to find a way to help him out of this funk, man.
02:17I can't believe I am 71 next week.
02:21It's madness.
02:22Oh, and Darren, don't make a big song and dance about it this year.
02:26Because money's tight.
02:43Carter!
02:45Hi.
02:47Morning.
02:49You okay?
02:52I'm good, yeah.
02:53Do you wanna...
02:54discuss?
02:56There's nothing to discuss.
02:58Nothing to discuss?
03:00But we slept together last night.
03:01Will you keep your voice down?
03:04I'm sorry, are you ashamed?
03:06I'm...
03:07I'm not.
03:09Let me help you.
03:11Yeah?
03:12I don't mean...
03:15I don't know.
03:15Hello, cuz.
03:15How you doing?
03:16Hey.
03:17There they are.
03:18How are we, boys?
03:20Didn't know you like to work out, sir?
03:22I haven't known to, on occasion.
03:24Aren't you supposed to be in an all-day budget meeting at the dog?
03:26That sounds well boring.
03:28No wonder you're skyping my back cousin.
03:31I'm not.
03:31I do have to go and see Mrs Sinclair there, so please excuse me.
03:38See you later there.
03:39See you in a bit.
03:40See you.
03:43So?
03:43What do you make of my idea?
03:45What?
03:45Was you actually being serious?
03:46A smoothie and a yoga class could be just what Romeo needs.
03:49Er...
03:50Doctor, is there a remedy for getting my pal to stop thinking about his dead girlfriend?
03:53Er...
03:53Yeah, there is actually.
03:54The downward dog in a baby blitz.
03:56Alright.
03:56You got a better idea?
03:57Nah, I just think listening to world depression songs all day is just gonna send him under, innit?
04:01But music's his thing, no?
04:03Maybe it'll help him process his emotions.
04:06What a genius you are, lad.
04:08He needs music.
04:08That's what makes him feel well better.
04:10He needs to be back in the debt spinning.
04:13Here, Colin.
04:14Er, that company about the sponsorship deal.
04:16I'm gonna convince her to take us on.
04:17We'll host a party.
04:18So I'll let her get her and get Romeo buzzed again.
04:21Hello?
04:21Is that the brewing car?
04:23Yes, it's Prince McKee and I just wanted to discuss the sponsorship deal with yous.
04:32Are you looking for gold back there?
04:35I wish.
04:37You know, I was thinking sea bass, capers, sunfire, lemon oil all day for my potatoes.
04:42But sadly, it's baked beans and not dogs.
04:46What you got there?
04:47Hey.
04:48We me at my fifth birthday party.
04:52You were actually quite cute.
04:53What happened?
04:54You did, darling.
04:56When I became your dad, I aged.
04:58Thanks.
04:59Yoo-hoo!
05:00Good morning!
05:02How are you all doing?
05:04Hey, look at him.
05:06Oh.
05:06Was that you?
05:07Birthday boy-to-be?
05:09Oh, my.
05:10Weren't you a cherub?
05:12Oh.
05:13Were you crying in that photo?
05:14Ah, well, my mum did her best.
05:16But, um...
05:17Well, I was expecting real party hats.
05:19A cake, a clown.
05:20But the hats were made of newspapers.
05:22The most tragic fifth birthday ever.
05:25Yeah, but you've had some great parties since.
05:27Except from last year when I got this quits.
05:28Ah.
05:28It's a shame, really, because as you get older, birthday's become more sacred.
05:35A cup of tea better?
05:36Please.
05:41Your father deserves a party.
05:44Yeah, I know, but we'll probably just have a chippy tea.
05:46He wouldn't want us wasting all that money on him.
05:49It needn't be an expensive affair.
05:52You know, Scottish things, some nice food.
05:55It'll mean the world to him.
05:58He's not gonna be here forever, you know.
06:12Perry was looking for you last night.
06:16Romeo.
06:19Romeo.
06:19Earth to Romeo.
06:22Sorry, I've seen my own world then.
06:24Yeah, I was just saying Perry was looking for you yesterday.
06:27Oh.
06:28Was she?
06:29Me.
06:30You look like you're really struggling with all this.
06:33Romeo, I'm not trying to shame you.
06:35I'm just worried about you.
06:38And if you need someone to talk to, I'm here.
06:40I know you've been going through a lot lately.
06:42Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
06:44What I'm about to tell you is gonna make today the best day ever.
06:47You know you don't actually live here any more, right?
06:49Maybe ring the bell next time?
06:50Whatever.
06:51I've just been on the phone to the brewing company and...
06:53Do you want more, please, Nadira?
06:55No?
06:56No, John Wall?
06:57They want us to be their brand ambassadors.
06:59Bro, they're gonna pay us a dollar.
07:01And all we've got to do is host a few parties
07:02and get people vibing with their non-alcoholic beers on camera.
07:05So you better get your socials back, bro,
07:07cos they're gonna be rich.
07:10I don't know if that's a good idea.
07:12Oh, come on, mate. It's a no-brainer.
07:13What if he's not feeling up to it? He shouldn't do it.
07:15Oh, come on, it'll be fun.
07:16I'll give you a break from listening to emo tunes and moping.
07:19And maybe we'll get the old Romeo back for a hot minute.
07:24Alright? What do I sign?
07:26Yes! Come on!
07:31I'll bring him over.
07:33A Scottish-themed party? I can't wait.
07:35I've been dying for an occasion to wear me kilts.
07:37Hey, you won't be disappointed.
07:38Dying wouldn't let me wear it for the ball, would you?
07:40Yeah, because no-one wants to see that.
07:44Birthdays are expensive, though, aren't they?
07:46And I love my dad, and I don't know I'm gonna get the cash for all the hoo-ho.
07:49Oh.
07:50I thought that fundraiser'd have got him back on track.
07:52Yeah, so did I.
07:54I think he's lost his mojo.
07:55Well, then, let's help him get it back.
07:57What if we turn making the tips into a bit of a game?
08:00I'll be getting his damn juices flowing.
08:03Yeah, okay.
08:03Huh?
08:04Darren?
08:06How about you and me have a little bit of fun?
08:08I mean, you've not exactly been raking it in on the tips.
08:10No.
08:12Well, kick a dog while he's down, why don't you?
08:14Yeah, well, that's cos your energy's been off.
08:15So how about you and me join forces to make, I don't know, 100 quid on tips?
08:19Hmm?
08:20Help get your schmoozing cap back on.
08:22Or do you want to be a charmless, worthless sap forever?
08:26Worthless sap?
08:27Nice.
08:28All right.
08:29You're on.
08:30Oh.
08:32So, I've been through the accounts with a fine-tooth comb, thanks.
08:36And it seems we do have some surplus cash in the budget.
08:39Tut, tut, tut.
08:40Look at what you spend on stationary.
08:42You wouldn't get that happening at the dog.
08:43We are a school, Tony, so we use slightly more stationary than a pub.
08:48Isn't that right, Carter?
08:49You wanted to have your budget meeting here so you could use my councilman's expertise.
08:52Don't go shooting the messenger.
08:56Remind me never to ask Tony for advice.
08:58Even if he has a dab hand at the accounts.
09:01He means well.
09:03Right, let's get started.
09:05What do we need to cover?
09:06Well, a few things.
09:09But most importantly, the staff Christmas party.
09:14No, Max, honestly, I don't mind at all.
09:17No, it's fine.
09:18I'll, um, I'll see you later.
09:20Hello.
09:21We're just about to plan the Christmas party.
09:23Did you get a chance to speak to Scott earlier?
09:26I didn't, no.
09:26Carter, can I have a word, please?
09:28Can I wait?
09:28I wasn't asking.
09:30You go.
09:32Excuse me.
09:33Yes.
09:43What on earth do you think you're playing at?
09:46You're running away.
09:47From what?
09:49From who you really are.
09:51Okay, you need to stop this now.
09:53We...
09:56You slept together last night and you have been led to believe that that is wrong.
10:03I know that you're scared.
10:05I am not scared.
10:06I've been there.
10:07I know how difficult it is.
10:10Okay, but you...
10:12You can't hide from the fact that you are gay.
10:16I am not gay.
10:18You need to get rid of all of the shame that you're holding and just move forward.
10:24I'll tell you what I need.
10:26I need you to stay away from me.
10:30You make me sick.
10:42Honestly, I've never seen you look so fresh.
10:45Ha, ha, ha.
10:46Beer levels.
10:47Give us a little mood.
10:48Boo!
10:50Oh, bro, I've not seen you laugh like this in ages.
10:52Well, I think it's a t-shirt.
10:53I've never seen you look so good.
10:54It's a decent t-shirt, mate.
10:55Might be the guy we're speaking, though.
10:57I mean, you're not sure about them.
10:58Ha, ha, ha.
10:59Ha, ha, ha.
11:03All right, Pez?
11:06Uh...
11:07Hey.
11:08I was actually hoping to catch you.
11:10Uh, I'll, um...
11:12I'll head down and get the party started, yeah?
11:14Yeah.
11:14Shoot.
11:15Go for it.
11:16See ya.
11:18Party?
11:19Is that for that sponsorship deal Prince was on about?
11:22Yeah.
11:24Don't really think that'd be your vibe.
11:25Well, it's not really.
11:26But Prince is trying to take my mind off Rain,
11:28so I'm letting him.
11:30The theory I said you were looking for me last night.
11:32Yeah.
11:35It was actually about that.
11:37Kinda knocked me.
11:38Yeah.
11:39Same.
11:40When it comes to cancer in this village,
11:42we're at top of the list.
11:44As Jules would say...
11:45One of the perks.
11:49Listen.
11:52Even though me and you...
11:54sleeping together isn't...
11:56hurting anyone, or...
11:58isn't cheating or anything.
11:59What?
12:02We shouldn't be doing it.
12:05I don't want what's going on with us...
12:07to complicate my feelings for Jules.
12:11The first Christmas without it's gonna be hard enough as it is.
12:15Yeah.
12:17I completely understand.
12:19So what now?
12:20They just...
12:21ignore each other?
12:25I don't think I can do that.
12:28You watched Jules slip away.
12:31Just like I did you were there till the very end.
12:35And that pain...
12:37You know, we felt that together.
12:42If I didn't have you...
12:45I'd feel really lonely right now.
12:50Right.
12:51So it's settled.
12:53Go back to being friends.
12:55Best friends...
12:56who don't sleep together.
12:58Best friends...
12:59who don't sleep together.
13:01Sounds good.
13:09Scott.
13:09What?
13:13I'm not talking to you.
13:15Have you seen this?
13:21That's horrible.
13:22It's a hate crime.
13:24I'm gonna report it.
13:26Well you know what?
13:26I'm not gonna let some little homophobe living in his mam's basement rain on me parade.
13:31But you?
13:32You're still in the bad books.
13:33I know.
13:34I'm really sorry about the other day.
13:36I shouldn't have kissed you back.
13:37And then ran off.
13:38No you shouldn't.
13:39I know.
13:40It was...
13:41unfair.
13:42But can we just go back to before the kiss?
13:44And just be friends?
13:45Please?
13:46I'll get down on my knees and beg for forgiveness if you want.
13:50Well you don't need to do that.
13:51Because I forgive you.
13:53And anyway, I've got bigger fish to fry.
13:56Like...
13:57being the main fairy in the Christmas show.
13:59You got the part?
14:00Yeah.
14:02Yeah.
14:03I knew we had them in the house somewhere.
14:05Ooh.
14:05They look expensive.
14:07Are they liars?
14:08Not they might.
14:10James likes a bit of angel role play.
14:12You've got to keep the magic alive somehow, haven't you, so...
14:15Well they're a bit small.
14:17And the thing is I've got big wing dreams, baby.
14:19And these just won't cut the mustard.
14:21I'll tell you what I'll do though.
14:22I'll keep them.
14:22Until I find something better.
14:24See you in a bit.
14:25Bye.
14:26Yeah, you're welcome.
14:28Rude.
14:30Ooh.
14:31You look rough.
14:32Yeah, thanks.
14:32I, um...
14:34I didn't really sleep well.
14:35I had a...
14:36thing.
14:37A one night stand?
14:40Hey, go on, John Paul.
14:41Who is he?
14:42You don't know him.
14:45But I'm guessing you wanted it to be more than just one night.
14:47A little bit, yeah.
14:49But there's a bit of a problem.
14:50He's massively in the closet.
14:53Haven't been there.
14:53Got the t-shirt.
14:54It's messy.
14:55Mm-hmm.
14:56I'm warning.
14:57You're in for a rough ride if he's aren't like Brendan.
15:00Question, do you...
15:01Do you regret trying to help Brendan accept who he really was?
15:07No.
15:08I loved him.
15:10I just wanted him to be free.
15:13It's not my fault if he wasn't ready.
15:15I know it didn't work out for us, but that's not to say it's not going to work out for
15:17you.
15:18Yeah.
15:20You need cheering up, don't you?
15:22Come on.
15:23I got just the thing.
15:27Yes.
15:28There.
15:29Here we go.
15:31Complimentary mulled cider all round.
15:34Erm, isn't it a bit early for mulled cider?
15:37No.
15:38Sally, Sally, Sally.
15:40Nothing is too much for our customers.
15:42But feel free to honour our generosity with a little festive tip.
15:46Hmm?
15:46Never eat yellow snow.
15:53Now, where were we?
15:55Erm...
15:55Oh, yes.
15:56Christmas party theme.
15:59Sparkles.
16:00I am obsessive about sparkles.
16:02Drives John Paul mad.
16:03Are you a fan?
16:05Erm...
16:06Do you know what?
16:06I'm going to go and get another drink.
16:08Do you want anything?
16:09Well, I mean...
16:10And I said to him, I'm not having it.
16:12I deserve a Christmas lunch.
16:14Stop being a misery.
16:15Right.
16:15And, er...
16:16What did James say?
16:18Well, nothing.
16:19Because I said it in my head.
16:20I didn't actually say it to his face.
16:21I'm not an idiot.
16:22Yeah, I just said to him,
16:23OK, James.
16:24I respect your decision.
16:25But do you know what he's spending the Christmas due money on?
16:27He's sending it to a donkey sanctuary.
16:29A donkey!
16:29What about me?
16:30Erm, what can I get you?
16:32I played a donkey once in the church nativity.
16:35Part of a donkey.
16:36My official title was Rear End of Donkey.
16:39So you are an ass.
16:42Don't!
16:42Well, I nearly came out of my nose then.
16:45Babe, that's tragic.
16:47I've been called worse.
16:48Anyway, I was upgraded the following year to shepherd number seven.
16:52Ooh, get you.
16:54Ooh, get this.
16:56Oh, thank you.
16:59Ah.
17:00Dazzle, I've forgotten my purse.
17:02Do you mind if I pay for my drink later after I've painted Minnie's room with John Paul?
17:06Let me get it.
17:08And can I get two lemonades as well, please?
17:11Oh.
17:11Two lemonades.
17:13You didn't have to do that.
17:15It's no problem.
17:16That's what Christmas is all about.
17:18Hey.
17:21Look at this.
17:23You can keep the change.
17:25Merry Christmas.
17:26I bring the lemonade over.
17:27Cheers.
17:29You're welcome.
17:30Thought we'd do better than that, didn't you?
17:31Well, I guess everyone's just a bit skins at the minute.
17:35Well, you can put my share towards the party.
17:36Well, it doesn't look like there's gonna be a party, does it?
17:38You know what?
17:39Jack will appreciate anything that you do.
17:42Listen, mate, why don't you, er...
17:44Why don't you host a party here, free of charge?
17:46I can't ask you to do that.
17:48Eh, you didn't ask, right?
17:49We insist.
17:51Mmm.
17:51I wish I could just kiss you.
17:53Right.
17:54Two lemonades for Scrooge.
17:56Oh.
18:00Hey, you.
18:02Printers wrote me in to help and set up.
18:04Why are you not over there?
18:07Damn.
18:08What did that menu ever do to you?
18:11Just needed some time now, I'm fast.
18:15You alright?
18:17I met with Perry.
18:19We're now officially just friends.
18:22And you're upset about this because...?
18:25I don't know.
18:27My head's mashed with it all.
18:29It is kind of a grey area, to be fair.
18:31Like in your dead sister's girlfriend when your owner's just been murdered.
18:33I get all that, but...
18:36I really like spending time with her.
18:39I know it's supposed to be wrong.
18:40Well, not wrong, but...
18:43complicated, for sure.
18:47You know I can't fix this for you, right?
18:50It doesn't need fixing.
18:53I'm in the friend zone.
18:54I just need to get over it.
18:57That's not going to be easy, but...
18:59I do think helping me and Prince out might make you feel better.
19:03Or at least distract you from moping around.
19:06Listen, I know you might think that you rock the mopey puppy look, but...
19:10you don't.
19:12It's out.
19:14Come on.
19:23You did cheer me up, you know.
19:25Still can't believe that story you told me.
19:27About Brendan locking me in a broom cupboard.
19:29All because he didn't want his mate to know he was having sex.
19:31It was just a walking bundle of shame.
19:33Could never be me.
19:35It'd eat me up.
19:36We're the lucky ones.
19:37People think it's dead easy to come out nowadays, but it's not, still.
19:41Not for some people.
19:42People might have stuff to lose, so it's rough for them.
19:45You never know what's going on behind closed doors.
19:48Oh, listen, I've got to go.
19:50I promised Maxine I'd help her decorate Minnie's room.
19:52She was supposed to be on a Christmas work-do thing with James, but he's cancelled it.
19:55What, did he not want to spend the afternoon with her wittering on down his ear?
19:58Nope. He'd rather give all the Christmas-do money to charity,
20:01the donkey sanctuary, than actually socialise with people.
20:04Wow.
20:05Yep. So you think you've got problems?
20:07I'll see you in a bit.
20:09Hey.
20:11Thanks for today, man. I really needed it.
20:15Come here.
20:18What are pals for, eh?
20:21Right. Enjoy your painting.
20:27Oi-oi!
20:30How come they only want you to promote this particular bit?
20:33Who knows?
20:34Can I call it it's not-alcoholic, though?
20:36Well, I'm telling you, not-alcoholic beer is underrated.
20:38I don't think I'd be saying this, but it just feels good to be playing some tunes again.
20:42What did I tell you, bro?
20:43Ah, yeah, we've got to take some pics.
20:45Really?
20:46We've just enjoyed the moment for a little bit longer.
20:48Nah, man, we've got work to do.
20:49Go on, grab my phone for me, it's in my back pocket.
20:52You ain't got to twat out for me.
20:54I've been working on these mad boys for ages.
20:56Can't wait to throw them off.
20:57I've got an email, by the way.
20:59What for you?
21:00Uh, the beer company.
21:01Hmm.
21:01They're loving you, too, aren't they?
21:04Or not.
21:06What's up?
21:08What?
21:09They're saying with every post we do, we've got to include a hashtag.
21:12They don't want to make it about Romeo.
21:14It's all about him at the moment.
21:17What's the hashtag?
21:18Can't be that bad, right?
21:22Hashtag could murder a pint.
21:32Oh, hi, John Paul.
21:33Hey.
21:34Nice cat.
21:35Er, thank you.
21:36Got your message.
21:39What message?
21:40The message asking if I wanted to help you with the painting.
21:44Oh, I didn't, I didn't send you...
21:46John Paul, looks like you've called us out.
21:58Stop and stop.
22:00All right.
22:20I'm you or you.
22:25Go.
22:26Go.
22:27Hey!
22:29Darren, I've told you you're organising a party.
22:32You don't need to go to all that effort for me.
22:34Of course I do.
22:36It's your 71st birthday, Dad. That's a big achievement, OK?
22:39Especially after everything I've put you through.
22:41Are you kidding?
22:42My biggest achievement has been your dad's son.
22:47It's been my greatest honour.
22:51Come here, you big softy.
22:57God bless you.