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Hollyoaks 3rd June 2026
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00:00Mum, is that you?
00:02It is you, isn't it?
00:03She's just had some... some stuff.
00:05What stuff?
00:07Cassamine.
00:08That's all, Mum.
00:09Don't they know what she said were true?
00:10You're not hiding, Charlie, are you?
00:12No, why would you think that?
00:14I don't, but it's Beth.
00:15We've discussed this, you can't just keep going around snooping on me horse bones.
00:18Anyway, I told her that you wouldn't lie to me again.
00:21It's ghosting me.
00:22I'm inviting you around for lunch tomorrow.
00:24That is not a good idea.
00:25Trust me, it is.
01:05Come on, you lot, get this house sorted.
01:07The Osborne's coming for lunch.
01:09And we're going to catch her up.
01:12All right, let's get this show on the road.
01:15Find it!
01:17I'll get wine for lunch.
01:18Great.
01:18Have a good day.
01:19And flowers!
01:20They're whatever you want.
01:21Right, Oscar.
01:22It's an amazing day.
01:23Love you.
01:24See you, Dad.
01:25Love yous!
01:30Charlie, you can come down now.
01:43Hey.
01:44Are you ready to talk about the state you came home in last night?
01:49I'll leave it, you're young.
01:51I'll leave it, you're young.
01:51I'll leave it, you're young.
01:55I'll leave it, you're young.
01:56Morning!
01:57Hi.
01:59Everything all right?
02:00Oh, yeah.
02:01Just getting sorted for the big family get-together.
02:03Oh, your dad did invite everyone, didn't he?
02:05Yeah, he did, but I can't actually make it, because I'm getting my boot off.
02:11We'll just come after.
02:13I don't want to hear any excuses.
02:15Caleb is really happy we're all burying the hatchet.
02:18And I don't mean in Nancy's head.
02:19Promise.
02:21Um, no, but Caleb has been really down since the last date,
02:25so don't you think it's the least you can do?
02:28Yeah, sure.
02:29I'll come.
02:30Ah, good morning, girls!
02:32Right, Daddy-o.
02:34Oh, I was just telling Frankie she can't wiggle out of the lunch today.
02:37Of course she can't.
02:38I'd all moved.
02:40I'm a little surprised.
02:41Well, Charlie's the one that skipped down to avoid paying for his mistakes.
02:44Nothing to do with you lot.
02:45Beth, that means a lot to me.
02:47Right, don't forget.
02:48Half twelve, on the dot.
02:50It's going to be a lunch to remember.
02:53I told you I'm fine.
02:55Until you get yourself a medical degree,
02:56we'll let the doctors decide whether you're fine or not.
02:59What were you thinking?
03:00First you spray paint Lindner's front door, now this.
03:02I've been up all night checking on you, making sure you're still breathing.
03:05I'm sorry.
03:06You know, me and your mum, we turned a blind eye when you kids started partying,
03:09but I thought you were smarter than this.
03:10Dad, I swear, it was a one-off.
03:12It won't happen again.
03:13You shouldn't be drinking like that, Dickie.
03:16Drinking?
03:16Yes.
03:17You're absolutely out of it.
03:19You know, you are grounded for the foreseeable.
03:21Okay.
03:24How's the patient this morning?
03:26Oh, she's finally able to stand up on her own now.
03:28Well, Misbert, do you think you could check her over and make sure there's no loss and damage, please?
03:32Yes, of course.
03:33We can run some tests, make sure there's nothing else going on in Diddy's system.
03:37Oh, no, you don't need to do that.
03:38Just drink too much.
03:39It's fine.
03:40Okay.
03:42Why don't you and I find a quiet spot?
03:51Hey, up.
03:52Ow.
03:53Hey.
03:54What are you trying to do?
03:55Kill me?
03:55You've not got a dodgy ticker.
03:57Why are you so jumpy?
03:58I'm not jumpy.
04:00I'm just not used to seeing you.
04:01It's such a good mood, am I?
04:04Just doing some flyers for the hutch, trying to help Tony out as much as we can, you know?
04:08Yeah.
04:12Well, you must be starving after all that hard work, and this lot could feed a small army.
04:17You don't have to go into all that trouble, you know.
04:18It's no trouble at all.
04:20I won't be cooking, and you'll be doing the washing up.
04:22See you shortly.
04:24See you in a bit.
04:43I still don't get this.
04:45Mum hates the Osbournes.
04:47Exactly.
04:48There's no way Beth's suddenly decided to put this family feud behind you.
04:52What's going on, Dad?
04:57Big self-useful baby making a lasagne.
04:59Er, sure.
05:00Get right on it.
05:02Oh, well, don't use the new ones.
05:04Use the mismatched ones in the airing cupboard.
05:07Come on, chop-chop.
05:10Hey.
05:13Fancy making a tenner?
05:14I don't get out of bed for less than a twenty.
05:17The Osbournes know where Charlie's hiding.
05:19We're going to expose him.
05:21What are you planning on doing?
05:22Poisoning him with a lasagne and then whacking the antidote in front of the face of Stilly Snitch?
05:27That's a good idea.
05:28Beth!
05:29I'm joking.
05:31Right, while we're whining and dining then, you're going to break into the house and get proof that they're hiding
05:35out of Scully.
05:36No, no, no, no, no.
05:37That is insane.
05:39And illegal.
05:40What if he gets caught?
05:41He won't.
05:43Right, just wait outside and as soon as they arrive...
05:45Can I go in?
05:50Hang on, it.
05:52Er, no, you're not.
05:53Mannix.
05:54Beth!
05:54Mannix!
05:56I fly to Munich in a few hours for work.
05:59God, because with your suspicious mug at the table, they're bound to think something's wrong.
06:03Just trust me, this will work.
06:07We're going to get justice for our boy.
06:11Your pulse is slightly elevated, but that's likely due to dehydration.
06:19Do you remember much about last night?
06:23No.
06:27When I was your age, my parents were very strict.
06:34I didn't get to stay out late or go to parties.
06:39Hanging out at the library and reading books they didn't approve of was my only chance of being rebellious.
06:50You must be going through so much right now.
06:56You're becoming a young woman and all the challenges that brings.
07:03I'm losing your mum so suddenly.
07:08You must be angry and hurt, but alcohol won't bring you the peace of mind or the answers you're looking
07:21for.
07:23Neither will drugs.
07:26I'm sure you know how dangerous that can be.
07:34Your dad loves you so much.
07:39Don't be afraid to let him in when you need to let your feelings out.
07:43You don't have to face all of this alone.
07:50Your mum wouldn't want that.
07:56No.
07:59No, she'd want to be there for me in any way she could be.
08:14Hey, you okay?
08:17Yeah.
08:18Yeah, I am.
08:20You know this, us, how we are.
08:23It really is everything I've ever wanted.
08:27It's everything you deserve.
08:29You know, you've had a really tough time.
08:31I'm super proud of you.
08:33You beat cancer.
08:35Hmm.
08:36Actually, I got a letter from my oncologist the other day asking if I wanted my stoma reversed.
08:42As much as it's saved my life, I'm ready for the next chapter.
08:46Might be a bit of a wait, but, yeah, I'm going to do it.
08:50Yeah, well, there's going to be no wait.
08:52Because I'm going to pay for you to go private.
08:54No, come on, you'd have to do that.
08:55Yeah, I do.
08:58I love you.
09:01And I'll even look after the kids.
09:03What?
09:05Where have you been all my life?
09:08Right here.
09:09Oh, no.
09:13You know, we missed it when Ro was abusing alcohol.
09:16I don't want to make the same mistake twice.
09:19What happened last night won't happen again.
09:21I promise.
09:23Look, Dee Dee, I know I can't replace your mum.
09:25No one could.
09:26It's not Lula, not anyone.
09:29But I really am going to try and be the parent that she wanted you, your sister and your brothers
09:32to have.
09:33I know you are.
09:35You must be starving.
09:37You know, there's only a couple of things I could stomach on a hangover.
09:39A fisherman's net full of fresh-roars sushi.
09:42Ew.
09:43Maybe when you're a bit older.
09:45Or my famous homemade chips.
09:46Are you serving with?
09:47Yes, I can do it with your mum's de-airn sauce.
09:50What, you've got to get it right?
09:5150% ketchup, 40% mayo, 10% mustard.
09:55English.
09:55It's not Dijon.
09:56Give me 15 minutes.
09:59Oh!
10:00It lives!
10:02Are you talking to me?
10:03Well, unless you've got an identical twin that I carried when they were off the face on
10:07Ket last night.
10:08It's not something I really want broadcasted around the village, you clown.
10:11My bad.
10:12I have this thing I seem to do outside this pub.
10:14My mouth just moves before my brain does.
10:16Yes, and...
10:19And Maddox.
10:22Didi?
10:27Come on, guys.
10:28We can't be late.
10:29This is a dreadful idea.
10:31Dad's excited, OK?
10:33That'll look a bit sus if we don't turn up to Beth's invitation.
10:36It's going to look sus, because we are sus.
10:38God, I need a wine.
10:39But then I'm worried it's going to make things worse.
10:41Loose lips think chips.
10:43That's not helpful, Darren.
10:45Just... just stick to the story, OK?
10:47Charlie's done a runner, and you haven't seen it.
10:49You know what?
10:50No, I can't do it.
10:51I've just...
10:51Shh, shh, shh.
10:55Eh.
10:57Erm.
10:58What time do you call this?
11:00Not late, are we?
11:02I'm pulling your leggy sausage.
11:04Come on.
11:07Well, the pleasure's all mine.
11:08Really looking forward to this.
11:22Oh, my dad's been grinning like a loon all day.
11:26It's so nice to see him smile again, you know?
11:28Right?
11:29He's so glad that you held out an olive branch.
11:32You're so...
11:33Oh, my.
11:34I don't have much chance to catch up since he got back.
11:38Teach obvious reasons, but...
11:40Well, I'm glad you did, OK?
11:42I want to get to know my little sister.
11:45Don't worry, you will.
11:50Well, I love what you've done with the place.
11:52Well, Caleb's equipment wasn't part of the interior design, but...
11:55We're working round it, aren't we, babe?
11:57Yeah.
11:59Right.
11:59I'm sorry I have to run off on your life.
12:02This...
12:03Conference full of accountants.
12:05Sounds like a right route.
12:06Take me with you.
12:11I'll call you when I land.
12:13Don't do anything stupid.
12:14Too late for that.
12:16Well, that'll be Frankie.
12:17Oh, the complete set.
12:19Hi.
12:20Uh, sorry.
12:21Bye.
12:22Bye.
12:27Hi.
12:28Sorry, Emily.
12:29Well, at least you made it.
12:31Right, come on, sit down.
12:32You're making the room look untidy.
12:33Sorry.
12:36Beth.
12:38I've wished for a moment like this since you got back to the village.
12:45Here's to getting to know each and every one of you better.
12:48A new staff.
12:49My son, my daughter by my side.
12:52I couldn't be happier.
12:53Cheers.
12:54Cheers.
12:55Cheers.
12:55It's a bit of a young lad that's couldn't have made it.
12:58Ooh.
12:59Where is he?
12:59Is he doing last minute cramming for the GCSEs?
13:02Um, no, he's just running some errands for me.
13:04Oh, what a lovely lad.
13:06Yeah, he is.
13:08It's a river.
13:08It's got ducks in it.
13:09It's a pond at best.
13:11Okay, David Attenborough.
13:20You okay?
13:22Yeah, I just feel a little faint.
13:24How many are you in?
13:25Probably from last night.
13:30I've never done drugs before.
13:33But Trina said...
13:36What?
13:39When I was high, I saw my mum.
13:43And she was with me all night, making silly jokes.
13:48And I know it wasn't real, and it was a stupid thing to do.
13:53Not to be able to see her again.
13:55And apologise for being such a cow before I found out she had cancer.
13:59I just want her back.
14:03I'm sorry, you've probably got things you need to do.
14:05No.
14:07Well, yeah, but...
14:09I like talking to you.
14:13Delivery for Miss Dee Dee?
14:17What are you doing here?
14:18I was just checking on Dee Dee.
14:20Yeah?
14:21Well, no one asked you to.
14:21Get lost.
14:22Dad!
14:22And you don't come near this pub or my daughter again, you hear me?
14:29He didn't do anything wrong.
14:36We've got to do a repeat here at UB.
14:38Mate, that is rubbish.
14:42What am I up to?
14:45No, nothing.
14:46Just getting by.
14:48Staying out of trouble.
14:52You know, I'm actually thinking about going travelling.
14:56Just get away for a bit.
15:00Yeah, it'd be well good.
15:05I'm just going to go and get a drink.
15:07I'll be two minutes.
15:08Calm down.
15:08You're gonna go and cut.
15:09You know.
15:09I'm just going to go and...
15:12And...
15:13...
15:14...
15:31You...
15:35I'm just...
15:36You...
15:36I'm just thinking...
15:36You...
15:36You...
15:37I...
15:37You...
15:37You...
15:37You...
15:38You...
15:41You had no right to act like that.
15:43I don't want.
15:43Eva, please.
15:44We just came to see if I was okay.
15:46We weren't doing anything wrong.
15:47Boys like that are always doing nothing wrong.
15:49Look, we can read any story that you like.
15:51I want more to read to me.
15:53Well, she can't!
15:59Eva.
16:00Eva, I'm sorry.
16:09I can't do this.
16:12Not on my own.
16:15Your mum and me, we were like two sides of the same coin.
16:19You've got me, Dad.
16:22I just wish I could talk to her one more time.
16:26I know.
16:28Oh, I know me too.
16:29I would...
16:31Just one more time.
17:03These young crunners, the Gregory Potters and your Michael Bublies.
17:07He could not hold a candle to Samantha.
17:10Not in the same league as Frank.
17:12You know, we're just really happy Frankie finally got the boot off.
17:16As long as Frankie's alright, that's the main thing.
17:21What?
17:22Well, you got your boot off, so you'd be doing the Macarena in no time.
17:24I don't think it's as simple as that.
17:27She's still got a long way to go.
17:28You know, the only person that has come off scot-free in this crash
17:31is your sweet little Charlie.
17:33Charlie hasn't taken any of this lightly.
17:36Yeah, he was devastated by the whole thing.
17:38Yeah, I would be.
17:39If I was looking at a long stretch in Longmare Prison.
17:41He was born there, wasn't he?
17:43You know how people like to gossip.
17:45I'm guessing he didn't like it much as a baby,
17:47which is why he's trying everything he can not to go back.
17:50Can I get the lasagna?
17:54I didn't want to come here.
17:55I told you it was a bad idea.
17:56Marduk, she made it, son.
17:58Can't wait for the lasagna.
18:01Charlie's there.
18:01Just going on over there.
18:07You parasites.
18:08Where?
18:09They've been hiding Charlie at the house.
18:11You know that coward that nearly killed you?
18:13What are you going on about?
18:14Marduk's just been there.
18:15What?
18:15He was in our house?
18:16Darren, don't.
18:18Darren.
18:18Ah, quit the theatrics, you fool.
18:20Right.
18:21It's true.
18:22Now you know.
18:23But Dad didn't know anything about this.
18:24And I couldn't let Charlie go to prison,
18:26not after everything he's been through.
18:33Hey, Beth.
18:34Beth!
18:41This is true.
18:44I'm so sorry.
18:52I thought you were supposed to be grounded.
18:54Yeah, I am.
18:55You know I owe my sister big time for getting you this.
18:59Are you sure?
19:00Yes.
19:03Thanks.
19:12I can't do this without you, Mum.
19:21Charlie!
19:22Where is it?
19:23Mum, stop.
19:24Charlie!
19:25Hey!
19:25What is wrong with you two?
19:27Charlie!
19:27Open this door!
19:28That's not even his room.
19:29Why is it locked?
19:31Charlie!
19:32Beth!
19:32What are you doing?
19:33Get off me!
19:34Mum!
19:35I'm not gonna let you do this.
19:36Don't open that door.
19:37I'm gonna kick it in.
19:37What's it gonna be?
19:44You're doing it!
19:45What's it gonna be?