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00:00Welcome, everybody, to Willem's Darkroom Duel.
00:03It's everybody's favorite male strip show.
00:05That's not just because it's the only one.
00:07It's because I'm fucking here.
00:09It's mostly the strippers.
00:10Actually, it's all the strippers.
00:12Each week, two male strippers will strip for the attentions
00:15and the adolations of me and my sexpert judges.
00:18The dancer with the highest score will be invited back to compete
00:21in our semifinals at the end of this season.
00:24The ultimate winner of Willem's Darkroom Duel
00:26will be named King of the Darkroom, according to Pride.com,
00:29and they will receive a fabulous prize package,
00:32including a year's supply of Pure For Men capsules,
00:35bum balm, and body scrub,
00:37a one-year gold subscription to my favorite dating app, Tamey.
00:41Now, of course, in my club, we pay all the strippers.
00:44And that's why every week the dancer voted off will walk away
00:47with a $2,000 prize from Q Care.
00:50Most importantly, the winner of Willem's Darkroom Duel
00:53will get to appear live with me on stage,
00:56opening for me at one of my shows!
01:00Got a dollar?
01:02You didn't come for rules.
01:03You came for bulge and ass.
01:06Let's do it!
01:07Bring on the judges!
01:09Our nightlife impresorio!
01:11Meatball!
01:13You better walk!
01:14I ate him!
01:15Yes!
01:16Oh, you look so good!
01:17Oh, my God!
01:18I love your costume!
01:19Thank you!
01:20I love yours!
01:21Thanks!
01:22Mudang, right?
01:23Yes!
01:24Love it!
01:25Do you want me to take that for you?
01:26Yes, please!
01:27Thanks!
01:28Our expert in mail stripping, Yoni!
01:38Next up is our performance expert, Mama Mamba!
01:45You may have seen her on Slag Wars.
01:47She won!
01:48Oh, me?
01:49Oh, give me the tassel.
01:50Oh, you got so many boobs!
01:51Yeah!
01:52You got more boobs than me!
01:53You look so beautiful!
01:56See you over there!
02:01Our expert in all things adult entertainment and beyond, Raheem!
02:11I felt the ground shake!
02:12It's heavy!
02:14I'm never gonna wash my face again.
02:17Y'all, I'm so excited because tonight's theme is Dark Sided!
02:23Dark Sided!
02:24Dark Sided strippers!
02:25Dark Sided!
02:26Dark Sided!
02:28Dark Sided!
02:30So it's spooky ooky, it's scary, you may wanna take solace in mother's bosom.
02:37Please put them together and make it clap, hands or ass, for Blaine Petrobia!
02:46Hi, Blaine!
02:47Hi, William!
02:48How are you?
02:49Thank you for coming to Willem's Dark Room Duel!
02:51Thank you for inviting me!
02:53Next up, we have Johnny Moon!
02:58Oh!
02:59Oh my God!
03:00Wow!
03:01Oh, hi beautiful ladies!
03:02Oh, hi!
03:03And Meatball!
03:04Hi!
03:05You forgot your pants!
03:06No!
03:10That's the marketing genius!
03:14Johnny Moon, where are you from and how long have you been stripping?
03:16I'm from Portland and I've been stripping for seven years now.
03:19Thank you so much!
03:20And Blaine Petrobia!
03:22Did you start in Russia?
03:23I did actually!
03:24Oh!
03:25And then they kicked me out for being gay!
03:26They couldn't take it?
03:27They couldn't take it!
03:28They couldn't take it!
03:29Yes!
03:30So where can we find you now, Danston?
03:31All over New York City, all over America.
03:33Boxers!
03:34Pieces!
03:35The monster!
03:36Don't talk about Meatball!
03:37Okay!
03:38So are there any kinks or fetishes that you're gonna maybe incorporate into your act or maybe
03:46in the judges' room later?
03:48Fisting!
03:49Sign me up!
03:50Roaming in!
03:52Judges, do we have any fetishes or kinks or maybe just things out of the ordinary that
03:59would be fun for sex?
04:00The worst thing about me is I like getting my toes nibbled on.
04:04Oh yeah, I like that too.
04:05I like feet.
04:06I've recently gotten into feet.
04:08As long as you have the right dip in sauces.
04:11Strippers, if you were to have Raheem's foot in your mouth, what would you say?
04:15Oh, wow!
04:16Oh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
04:18You went to the market.
04:20This will clean my heart.
04:22You know what to say about big feet?
04:25Big heart.
04:26Big heart.
04:27Blaine, what's one piece of strip club etiquette you want the whole world to know?
04:31Um, don't stand on the front if you're not tipping.
04:34Don't stand on the fucking front if you're not tipping.
04:36Make way for the money.
04:37Go to the bat.
04:38Go to the bar.
04:39Go to the bar.
04:40Mm-hmm.
04:41It doesn't matter where you are, if you're vacationing, what have you.
04:44Tip your fucking dancers.
04:45Tip your fucking performers.
04:46And support trans men and women if they happen to be dancing there.
04:50Mm-hmm.
04:51It's time for our lap dance challenge.
04:53Now, this is just a little activity to get the judges warmed up for your main stage later.
04:57So, make sure your hands aren't cold.
05:00You'll both have one minute to seduce the judges with some cake.
05:04Blaine, you're first up.
05:05Please go fetch our cake.
05:09Seems like he's already got a bakery behind him.
05:11Ahhhh.
05:17Yes, work that ponytail.
05:21Oh!
05:22Oh my god.
05:23He's so strong.
05:25Yeah.
05:26Oh my god, he's so strong.
05:50I hope he's on doxing.
06:00Was that the end of it?
06:15Can I just have a moment?
06:21Blaine, thank you so much.
06:23Amazing.
06:25Johnny, it's your turn.
06:26Please hit the stage and not the judges.
06:29Hit it.
06:45It's your turn.
06:55Those are so nice.
06:57I've heard of myself.
07:01Nice.
07:08It's a full moon tonight.
07:11And a new moon.
07:12Judges, what are your first impressions of our entertainers tonight?
07:16Meatball.
07:17You are both very fun.
07:18Very funny.
07:19When you were over here, both of you were making very funny comments.
07:22I cannot wait to see what the final performance is.
07:24Yoni.
07:25So entertaining.
07:26So fun.
07:27Killed it.
07:28I'm very much enjoying this energy from both of you.
07:30And I like the way you're bouncing off each other as well.
07:32Yeah, you guys seem ready.
07:33And Johnny, look, you got meatballs.
07:34She ain't even got to wait for Dick.
07:35It's right there.
07:36This mini challenge was, I think, my favorite one of the season so far.
07:38Are you ready for the main stage?
07:39Because that was hot.
07:40I can't wait to see what you bring.
07:41Please go back to the glory hole and prepare for your main talent entry competition pageant.
07:44I think you were making very funny comments.
07:45I can't wait to see what the final performance is.
07:46Yoni.
07:47So entertaining.
07:48So fun.
07:49Killed it.
07:50I'm very much enjoying this energy from both of you.
07:51And I like the way you're bouncing off each other as well.
07:52Yeah, you guys seem ready.
07:53And Johnny, look, you got meatballs.
07:54She ain't even got to wait for Dick.
07:55It's right there.
07:56For the main stage?
07:57Because that was hot.
07:58I can't wait to see what you bring.
07:59Please go back to the glory hole and prepare for your main talent entry competition pageant
08:03award exhibition.
08:08Those boys reminded me of the good old days at a bar called Foo Bar.
08:11I remember I was blowing somebody and then someone came out to take a piss and I'm like,
08:15I'm trying to do work here.
08:16A couple of jobs.
08:17Someone came out.
08:18The back alley of Foo Bar was kind of like a urinal slash glory hole, depending on who you
08:23were with.
08:24You were sucking somebody in the back alley.
08:26Yes.
08:27Okay.
08:28Don't act like you're above it.
08:30No.
08:31He could be above it and I'd put it in my mouth.
08:35When's the last time everybody fucked?
08:37I fucked this morning.
08:39Really nicely.
08:40Yeah.
08:41And I still don't have change.
08:42I'm sorry.
08:43Meatball, what about you?
08:44Um, it was about two days ago when I hired a hooker who was also a stripper and I had a
08:50threesome with my New York boyfriend.
08:52Does everybody know?
08:53Does everyone know what?
08:54Never mind.
08:56Now, since this is Hollywood, I have a little question.
08:58I'm a big name dropper.
09:00Has anyone ever fucked a celebrity?
09:02I have my eyes on one right now.
09:03Yes.
09:04Oh, oh, oh.
09:05Yes.
09:06You don't know, but I'm winking.
09:08Oh, we can tell.
09:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:11Oh, oh.
09:13Oh, oh.
09:14Blaine Petrobia!
09:28Please, please go.
09:30Go up the pole, all the way up!
09:44Wow, you are strong.
09:56My goodness.
10:01That is amazing.
10:03I'm impressed.
10:14Oh, wow.
10:38Stimulation.
10:40Yeah.
10:44Is he gonna jump from there?
10:48Woo!
10:50Woo!
10:52Woo!
10:54Woo!
10:56Woo!
10:58Woo!
11:00Woo!
11:02Woo!
11:04Woo!
11:06Woo!
11:08Woo!
11:10Woo!
11:12Woo!
11:14Woo!
11:16Oh, my God.
11:18That was impressive.
11:20Yeah, your pussy came out.
11:21That's good.
11:22That gets extra points.
11:23Pussy points.
11:24Thank you so much for your contribution to the arts.
11:27We've cleaned the pole and we're ready for a dirty time.
11:30Next up to the stage, Johnny Moon.
11:38Ooh, I love monkeys.
11:40Absolutely.
11:43You're horrible.
11:44Oh, God.
11:46I'm sorry.
11:48folks.
11:49We couldn't have control for progress.
11:50I'llitu's.
11:52Ah!
11:54Oh, God!
11:55I'm sorry!
11:57Okay, so I didn't пいく the breast.
11:59Wait for...
12:00Alert!
12:01Alright.
12:02John!
12:04Wait for now!
12:05When did this happen to arm ourselves?
12:06Go!
12:07Wait!
12:08Look and said, let's go!
14:11And your level of comedy while doing it and checking in with the judges, I felt really in touch with you while you were doing it.
14:19I felt like I was kind of part of the act.
14:21Yoni, what did you think of Blaine's performance?
14:23Do you think he could work at one of your clubs?
14:24Oh, most definitely.
14:26It was amazing.
14:28Everything on point, you hear the movements with the music.
14:32I just wish you would have something to take off.
14:37Because at the end of the day, we're still in a strip show competition.
14:40And then you came out the same way as you finish.
14:43This is a very tough competition between you two.
14:47Mama, what did you think of Blaine's show?
14:49I'm obsessed.
14:50I think I'm in love, actually.
14:52That was some of the most beautiful artwork I've ever seen.
14:55Like, it was absolutely stunning.
14:56My only critique would be, I wish you went more on the theme.
14:59Like, the theme was dark-sided.
15:00You could have took that so much further.
15:03Raheem, what did you think of Blaine's acrobatics?
15:06I'm tired for you.
15:07Listen, I work out.
15:09This must just be for aesthetic, because I could never do that.
15:12I could never.
15:13The arm strength.
15:14I don't know how you do that.
15:15I'm impressed, though.
15:16It was very good, very energetic.
15:18Even your personality, the energy came through.
15:20How didn't that ball fly up and hit you in the nose?
15:23It didn't, because it's a mic.
15:26Oh.
15:27Now, I know a mic who hits me in the nose sometimes.
15:30Johnny, have you ever met a meatball you didn't like?
15:34No.
15:35Good, because here's a nice one.
15:36Meatball, what did you think about Johnny Moon?
15:37I thought that was absolutely incredible, Johnny.
15:40You were very on theme.
15:42It was about being dark-sided, so pulling out the blood.
15:45It was incredible.
15:46And then you bent over and blasted us your perfect little butthole.
15:50It was a moment.
15:51It's so gorgeous.
15:52It was a moment.
15:52What do you do for that?
15:54And what can I do to help mine out?
15:55You find nice tops.
15:58Honestly, I have, like, regular tops that just come over and massage my prostate for hours on end.
16:03Like, they literally just sit in there for hours.
16:05We're soaking.
16:06It's a gorgeous butthole.
16:07It's a gorgeous body.
16:08You were great up there.
16:09And it really told a story.
16:11I did think you were going to fist yourself when you pulled that glove out, and I was very upset when nothing happened.
16:16Me too.
16:17Yoni, what do you think?
16:18I gotta say that it's probably my most favorite act of the whole season.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:24Yes.
16:25Yes.
16:25You got everything on point.
16:27Taking off, then adding something.
16:30You are a professional.
16:31It's amazing.
16:32You did amazing.
16:33Great, great, great job.
16:34Honestly, it was absolutely amazing.
16:36I enjoyed every second of it.
16:37I love the energy you have.
16:39Like, you have such a good personality as well, and it really shines through when you're performing.
16:42I think I should tell my mom that.
16:43Raheem, what did you think of our young Jenny Moon?
16:48Again, I'm impressed with the arm strength and the stamina, but it was very entertaining to see mama's face when you pulled out the glove.
16:55I want to see this hole that everybody's talking about.
16:57Booty hole was...
16:58It's very nice.
16:58It's going to spread it wide.
17:00Oh, wow.
17:01That's totally not a tire fire at all.
17:03It's beautiful.
17:04I know.
17:04It's gorgeous.
17:06I love that.
17:07Judges, tonight we're judging on skill and star power.
17:10Please lock in your scores for Blaine.
17:15Eyes on your own paper, Meatball.
17:19Meatball, scores for Blaine, please.
17:23Ten.
17:25Nine.
17:26Mama.
17:27Ten.
17:29Raheem.
17:31Nine.
17:32I love you.
17:32Raheem.
17:33Blaine, you have a 38.
17:35Johnny, you need a 39 to move into the semifinals.
17:38Judges, can we please have the scores for Johnny?
17:42Ten.
17:44Meatball got a ten.
17:45Yoni.
17:46I'm going to give you a ten.
17:47Mama.
17:49Ten.
17:50Raheem.
17:51The nudity and the blood made a difference.
17:54Tens across the board.
17:55That means Johnny is our winner, but nobody goes home empty-handed on Willem's Dark Room Duel.
18:02The good people at Q Care make sure you got a little walking around money.
18:05You can hit a few tables on the way home.
18:06$2,000 worth of tables, to be exact.
18:11Yes.
18:15Yes.
18:16Yep.
18:18Q Care would love to present you with this check for $2,000.
18:21Johnny, you're going to be headed to our semifinals with a lot of incredible other performers.
18:26Meatball will be there, too.
18:28Johnny, how are you feeling?
18:30Really good, but honestly, dude, you fucking killed that.
18:33Like, absolutely fucking destroyed that.
18:35So you're right.
18:38Solidarity among strippers.
18:40We love that.
18:41When I said, how are you feeling, I meant, do you have any feeling left in the cock after the cock?
18:45No, it's hurting.
18:46Mangled.
18:47Yeah.
18:48Johnny, you are one step closer to the finals.
18:51Now, judges, just to refresh your memory, coming up in the semifinals, we have R-Train.
18:58Scoobin' Von Doobin.
19:02Reese right out.
19:06And Johnny Moon.
19:08Yay.
19:09Okay, let's roll those credits so we can dance on these mats.
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