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00:00Oh, how are those feet? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, thank god. I'm really proud of myself. There is no way in hell that I was going home this week. So, I'm really sorry, Bella, but...
00:16Bye. Well, she said, KK, bye. Classic. Love you all. Duh. Oh, Bella.
00:24Oh, Bella. I've never heard of her before this competition, but I am so glad she's come into my life. She is.
00:30She's a superstar. She's a flying beaver about anything, and I adore her for that.
00:36Naya and Bella have just gone home, and I am actually really upset. She was such a unique little light in our workroom, and to see her go now, it's so sad.
00:45I mean, I hate that I was the one that sent her home, but I was not going anywhere.
00:50But you know what, babes, you just need to not give them tits away anymore.
00:53I know. You're nearly strapped to your chest. You all had my tits on, you were safe, and I was at the bottom.
00:59I will not be showing my breasts with any more of these girls. The babies are staying with their mama from here on.
01:05Right, should we say one last goodbye to our gorgeous, gorgeous Bella?
01:08KK. KK, bye.
01:11Duh.
01:15Love you, Bella. Right, should we go sit down?
01:18Let's go, Kim, would you? My poor hoofs.
01:20We've just lost an eye on Bella. I'm honestly devastated. She might have been shocked on this occasion, but she is a grand prize diva, and I cannot wait for the world to see her style shine.
01:29I want to kick off with a congratulations.
01:32Yay!
01:34Very well deserved.
01:34Oh, it's a little bit weird. Like, I feel really, really happy, and it just, it really feels like this is like the amalgamation of all the work that I've put in for the last ten years.
01:43Did I just win a badge on RuPaul's Drag Race? Oh my god.
01:47I don't know if the other girls saw me as a threat going into this challenge, but after this week, they know Bonnie and Clyde is stiff competition.
01:55I'm just really, really proud of myself.
01:56She should be very good.
01:58I couldn't have done it without Tay and Sal, so I just want to say thank you to you guys again, because it was a team effort.
02:03I'm very happy that Bonnie won this challenge, because let's be honest, if Katrin got a badge, she'd be insufferable.
02:08Chai, how are you feeling? Because I see, like, you're so incredible, but this was your second week in the bottom three.
02:15Yes, it was. You know, I could sit here and be like, oh, another week, bottom safe, but girl, I feel fucking great.
02:21Yay!
02:22I know, I'm so ready to just keep pushing.
02:25This whole crazy experience is just such a mental gymnastics class.
02:30You don't know which way to go, you don't know how far you're going to bend, or snap.
02:34Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot.
02:36So, Paige, my love, are you a little bit pissed off you still have not a badge?
02:42Um, thank you, Elle, for the reminder.
02:45Woo!
02:46I can see the steam rising from your wings.
02:49Um, I think I would say that I'm getting really hungry, for one.
02:54I feel myself kicking into a new gear.
02:57Elle is on, like, a mission to come at me.
02:59That little pipsqueak diva who's all, ooh-do-do-do-do, get lost!
03:02In honor of Nyan Bella going this week, are we ready to trim more fat next week, girls?
03:08Woo!
03:09KK!
03:10KK, bye, Nyan!
03:11Let's go, Nyan!
03:12Let's go, Nyan!
03:13Let's go, Nyan!
03:13Let's go, Nyan!
03:14Get out of my way!
03:16Yeah!
03:17This is bad, Johnny territory, sorry, girl.
03:19Try again.
03:20I'm gonna be next week.
03:20Maybe next week.
03:21Listen, Virginia and me.
03:24I need a badge.
03:25I'd like it to happen very soon.
03:28Where was this choreo in the girl band?
03:30She's stealing my badge!
03:32Give me the badge!
03:32She's taking my badge!
03:33Give it to me!
03:34Barney beat me to the badge this week, but I will seek my revenge.
03:38One way or another.
03:40Tara, she's on top of me!
03:42Join in!
03:42Oh!
03:46Thursday.
03:47The new day in the workroom.
03:48Hello, darling.
03:49Excuse me, darling.
03:50Week five, would you believe it?
03:51I'm feeling quite good, actually.
03:53Ready to prove myself once again, why I am here.
03:56Well, divas.
03:57Oh!
03:58Massive congratulations to our amazing badge winner, Bonnie!
04:00Yay!
04:02Oh, baby.
04:03Oh!
04:04Oh, I don't want to say it feels right, but it feels right.
04:06I feel very, very happy.
04:07Yeah, my number is it, girl.
04:07I am pleased to announce that the Bonnie and Clyde School of Acting is open for business.
04:11Yay!
04:12And I'll be taking Selexa for our next, my first introductory one-on-one lesson.
04:17Intense, of course.
04:19Bonnie's badge is very well-deserved.
04:21At this point, there's not really a clear front-runner, so there is everything to play for.
04:25It's kind of do or die at the minute, isn't it, with these badges, I feel like.
04:28Well, speaking of badges, Katrin, you've been very close every single time.
04:31Oh!
04:32How are you feeling at the moment?
04:33Um, I mean, I am at that point now where, like, it's getting a bit like, hmm, it would be nice to get a cheeky little badge.
04:40Because there's one thing about Katrin feeling, she don't like to be edged.
04:42Good, that's it.
04:44Yeah, I've learned the hard way already.
04:46Yay!
04:47Good girl!
04:49Her majesty did it already, it had herses.
04:53Ahoy, Queens.
04:54Ahoy!
04:56If you ain't cruising, you're losing.
04:59So you better get your ship together.
05:01And don't just do it for me.
05:03Do it for the seaman.
05:06Oh!
05:07Hello, hello, hello!
05:12Hey!
05:13Oh, come on!
05:15Come on!
05:16Good morning, Ladykins!
05:19Good morning!
05:20Now, if you want to win this competition, you need to be a star on land and on the sea.
05:27Ooh!
05:27That's a floatie.
05:29So for this week's Maxi Challenge, you need to float our boats in a dragtacular talent show.
05:35Oh!
05:37Talent show!
05:39Ah!
05:40I think this challenge is going to be a breeze.
05:41I've been known to duck in a few ports in my time.
05:44That's right.
05:44It's the maiden voyage of Drag Race's premier cruise ship, the SS Tickety Boo.
05:54Oh, come on.
05:56Hashtag Drag Race UK.
05:58I've been cruising a few times, but never on a ship.
06:02Sorry, Mum.
06:03I haven't really, I just thought it'd be fun to say.
06:07Oh, and while you're getting ready, I've invited a mystery guest to drop by and give
06:12you some sea-sickening advice.
06:15Oh!
06:15Tomorrow, sitting with me at the captain's table, we will be joined by our extra special
06:22guest judge, Derry Girl, Jamie Lee O'Donnell.
06:26Oh!
06:28I love Derry Girls.
06:29I'm such a fan.
06:30And fun fact, I was an extra in Derry Girls season three.
06:33That was my claim to fame before this, obviously.
06:35Cruisers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
06:41Let's go.
06:42This is so exciting.
06:46Oh, hello.
06:47Hello, Gorge.
06:48Good evening.
06:49Sweet and spicy dipping sauce.
06:51She's giving you a feast today.
06:53Are you doing an original track?
06:55Uh, it's the original music.
06:57Okay.
06:57There's no vocals.
06:58Okay.
06:59It's a little bit of burlesque.
07:01Oh!
07:01It's a stupid burlesque.
07:03For better or for worse, all eyes are on me this week.
07:05My track record at this point is safe, safe, bottom, bottom.
07:07So I really, really hope that this week I can take on the critiques and turn it into a result.
07:12What are you guys doing?
07:13I am doing a little bit of an inner monologue.
07:15All I want to do is hopefully make everyone laugh.
07:17Well, you're good at that.
07:18Yes, you are.
07:19I am quite nervous, but also at the same time, I'm just going to be mean and calling a little tits.
07:24Elle, what are you doing?
07:25I don't want to give away too much, but mine's is also an original track.
07:30Okay, so...
07:31You can sing, so...
07:33Yeah, yeah.
07:34But I wouldn't say my talent is singing, though.
07:36It's more like comedy.
07:37I wouldn't say my talent is singing, either.
07:40What are you doing for your little dance show?
07:42So, I'm doing a little, like, dance track.
07:43It's very, like, not in heel carnival.
07:45I don't know what that is.
07:47Yeah, you are white.
07:48Bonnie's the kind of girl that seasons with salt and pepper, so I think she could do with a little bit of spice in her life.
07:53It's very, like, soccer, islander gal kind of vibes.
07:55Okay, okay, okay.
07:56Um, with a fruity little surprise at the end.
07:59And that's all I will say for now.
08:01I think this is the perfect opportunity for me to show the judges and the world exactly who Taurus is, and that is a star deeper.
08:08There's so many things that have been done before that I could do again, um, but I don't know if I will or not.
08:12So I brought a few options, I brought a few things, I brought a few props, and we're just gonna, we're gonna see how it plays out.
08:17Coming off a win last week, I have a badge.
08:19There's gonna be a magnifying glass on me.
08:21I cannot drop the ball.
08:22I've gotta keep up this momentum.
08:24So, what kind of thing are you doing?
08:25So, I'm gonna be doing a magic show.
08:29Are you?
08:29I thought, you know what, I don't think anyone else is gonna do it.
08:32Katrin's gonna be doing some magic.
08:34Maybe she can make some mascara appear.
08:36My diva Katrin hasn't picked up a mascara wand since the year 1942.
08:42What are you doing, my sister?
08:43I'm gonna be giving, like, a little bit of glamour today.
08:46Oh, you never do that.
08:47I'm gonna be, well, strip back less in your face, I'd say.
08:51Right.
08:52I'm just stripping it back, and I'm just gonna, I'm maybe using the voce today.
08:58Oh, right.
08:59The old voice.
09:00The old voice.
09:01Oh, okay.
09:01I haven't done that yet.
09:03Page three school of singing, right.
09:05I wouldn't say it's a page three school of singing, but it's, like, something that I have kind of in my wheelhouse.
09:09I'm just, like, gonna touch on it.
09:10Oh, okay then, okay then.
09:12But I don't want to give too much away.
09:13So, page is being proper, like, secretive, but you know, bitch, I know you're doing a dance number.
09:19What are you doing?
09:20An original track.
09:21An original track.
09:22But it's not, I am me, and this is great.
09:24It's like a, um, how to be a Soho girl.
09:27Okay, fun.
09:27It's the seven sins of Soho.
09:28The judges have critiqued me for always thinking about presenting this queen of Soho personality,
09:33and I think over the past couple weeks, I've been able to break that down and really show the judges myself,
09:39and I feel like my talent show is showing them the bones that arrived in the competition,
09:45and I think I've developed since then.
09:46But I'm just keeping it to myself for now.
09:48How are you feeling this week with the talent show after being in the bottom last week?
09:52I'm feeling excited.
09:53I feel like this really is something I'm really proud of.
09:57Yeah.
09:57I've come up with the concept myself.
09:58I've done the track.
09:59I've done everything.
10:00My biggest concern going into the talent show is that the judges aren't going to get me and get my performance.
10:04It is very stupid and silly, and I don't know whether they're going to love it or they're going to hate it.
10:15Ooh.
10:16Hey.
10:16It was weird.
10:23It's Lavoie, the cruising diva herself.
10:25I'm so excited to see her.
10:26She's a legend.
10:27Did somebody say cruising?
10:29Yeah.
10:29Lavoie looks expensive.
10:35Hello, queens.
10:35Hello.
10:36Come and join me over here.
10:37Ride with me in my vessel.
10:39This is the first time I've actually ever met Lavoie.
10:42I am kind of gagged.
10:44Coming in to dock.
10:47Anchors down.
10:48I love docking.
10:49Hello, you gorgeous lads.
10:50Hello, queens.
10:51Oh, this is very exciting.
10:52Thank you, Seaman.
10:53Off you go.
10:54Hey.
10:55Bye, guys.
10:56Seaman, Staines, and Roger, the cabin boy.
10:58Well, listen, this is very exciting.
11:01I am, of course, Lavoie, but today I'm officially the entertainment director of the SS Tickety Boo,
11:08and I'm here to whip you into shape.
11:10Ooh, yes.
11:11Lavoie did so well on the last season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
11:14She won four badges and made it all the way to the end.
11:17And to get some advice from her, it's absolutely golden in this competition.
11:21I have done over 100 cruises in my life, yes, on boats as well.
11:28When you're working on a cruise ship, there's entertainment in every single room around the
11:31ship, so you've got to dazzle them.
11:32You've got to wow them.
11:33Honestly, if your act isn't as good as a vodka tonic, then there's no hope, is there really?
11:38I definitely can hold the audience in any room, but let's be honest, a vodka tonic is
11:42hard to compete with.
11:43I'm really excited to see what you're going to bring to the table.
11:47I feel like I was in the bottom two last week, and I feel like before that I was safe, so
11:52I feel like this is my moment to really show them who Selecta is.
11:55So I am bringing you a futuristic, sexy, alien, burlesque show.
12:00Oh, I like that.
12:00So you're like basically an alien stripper.
12:02Yeah.
12:03I know many.
12:04Yeah.
12:04They do really well.
12:05I know, and I can't wait to show you.
12:07I'm really excited for this.
12:08Don't let that run of being safe and being in the bottom affect your performance tonight.
12:12It's a new slate.
12:13It's a new show.
12:14Yeah.
12:14And I think you'll do really well.
12:15I'm excited.
12:16How did you find the pressure to deliver?
12:17Because I think something I found is that I came in that first week.
12:20I don't think Rue fully got me, and I felt like I really struggled to get out of my
12:25head and be like, oh, I know the person I am.
12:27Just stay in your lane, and don't be looking and going, I think their dress is better.
12:30I think that's better.
12:30Oh my God, they've washed better.
12:31Oh, that's better.
12:32Stay in your lane and just go, I'm going to do me.
12:35And just enjoy it.
12:37Bones.
12:38All this fur going on.
12:39It's sensational.
12:40Just wait and see my talent show.
12:41Come on, tell me.
12:42Come on, tell me.
12:43So I'm doing an original track.
12:45I'm known as the Queen of Soho.
12:47Oh, please.
12:49Darling, I was in Soho before you were born.
12:51Yeah, since I've left.
12:51Exactly.
12:55I'm already not confident in my acts, and also telling such an icon like La Voix what
13:00I'm doing, I'm already just like, this is just not the right thing.
13:05But I am going to sell it like I'm the most confident person in the room, or try to at
13:09least.
13:09Are you nervous?
13:10I do have an every week.
13:13I have my own show every other week.
13:14Yeah, that's great.
13:15I can see your confidence.
13:16I can tell your confidence.
13:18Yeah, I think it's very me.
13:19I think so.
13:20Yeah, I've got over fighting confidence.
13:22I did that with Kyra, and look how that paid off.
13:23Bonnie and Clyde.
13:28Hello.
13:28A little birdie tells me this is quite a fresh new badge.
13:31You won last week.
13:32I did.
13:32This is very exciting.
13:33You're riding high off the back of that.
13:34I am, I am.
13:34So I've got a lot to prove this week.
13:36So I think I'm just going to cram every single talent that's ever been on Drag Race into
13:39one big number.
13:40I'm really not going to give too much away before I hit that stage.
13:43I want everyone to be surprised.
13:44I want the jokes to land.
13:45And I think it's going to be most effective if they're hearing it for the very first time
13:48when I'm on that stage.
13:49Katrin.
13:50I will be doing a live magic show.
13:52Is it comedy magic or serious magic?
13:54So it's comedy magic.
13:55So I've never done magic before, but I've put my own little camp little twist on it.
13:59Katrin's doing magic.
14:00And I hope it works and she finally disappears.
14:04That's horrible.
14:07Sally.
14:07TM, my darling.
14:09Wearing a lovely badge there.
14:11This could be the day for a second one.
14:12What are we doing?
14:13I'm going to be painting a lovely picture of RuPaul.
14:17Oh, is there commentary when you're painting?
14:19Yes.
14:19I have an inner monologue in my head all the time telling me I'm not good enough.
14:23So I might as well tell the judges as well.
14:24Is it going to be a nice portrait of Ru?
14:26You know what?
14:26I'll give it to Ru and hopefully she'll sell it on Antiques Roadshow.
14:28Perfect.
14:29Perfect.
14:30Page three.
14:31Hello, my darling.
14:32Hi.
14:32Now, come on, what are you doing?
14:34I'm doing something a little bit different in a way that I'm doing, I am going to be singing live.
14:39And I don't do that in my drag.
14:41So I haven't done it in years.
14:43Paige, when was the last time you tried it live?
14:45About five years now.
14:47Well, today's the day.
14:48Today's the day.
14:49I just don't trust what Paige says if I'm being so real.
14:51Because she's like, oh, I'm not a strong singer.
14:54I'm like, girl, you were in the West End.
14:56You clearly are not tone deaf.
14:57Chai tea grande.
14:59What are you bringing to Tickety Boo?
15:00So my act is entitled Dinner and a Show.
15:04Because I know there's going to be some hungry, hungry homos on board.
15:07And I'm ready to serve them with my buffet comedy burlesque sort of stupid number.
15:12Are you eating the food?
15:14You'll be eating me.
15:15Oh!
15:16It's definitely risky doing something I've never done before.
15:19Let's hope it pays off.
15:20Elle, Vosk, what are we going to be doing?
15:22So I'm going to be performing an original track entitled An Original Track.
15:26So it's all about, like, parodying, like, the typical talent show performed on Drag Race.
15:32I've decided to flip a talent show on its head.
15:34I want to dissect what a talent show really is and kind of make fun of it.
15:39How do the other queens that are doing original tracks feel about that?
15:42She came in here all sweet.
15:43She's got all these things tucked up her sleeve.
15:45As soon as Elle says that she's doing a parody of an original track, I am doubting my original track.
15:51I'm, once again, just like, oh, God, here we go.
15:54This is not going to be a good week.
15:56I'm excited.
15:56I'm excited to see everybody.
15:58Oh, yes!
16:00That is my cue to dock the ship.
16:03Where are my seamen?
16:04Oh, seamen!
16:05Here they are.
16:06Here they are.
16:07Right, I am aboard the SS Tickety Boo.
16:10Have a fabulous one.
16:11Hope it all goes amazingly.
16:12Thank you for your advice.
16:14Bye!
16:14Bye!
16:15Bye, boys.
16:17Watch the icebergs.
16:18See you, baby.
16:18Bye, honey.
16:20Girls, how good was it to have LaVoie just come into the workroom just then?
16:28I know.
16:29She is an icon.
16:30She's everything.
16:30I feel like it was so nice to see her before this challenge as well because she is a consummate professional.
16:35How are we all feeling about actually doing our talent shows now?
16:38I'm personally, like, really excited.
16:40I'm excited.
16:40I'm really excited.
16:41I'm very excited.
16:41I literally live for these divas.
16:43Everyone is so talented, but I do need someone to be utterly shit today.
16:47I'm very excited to see the burlesque girlies.
16:49Try how are you feeling about it?
16:50I'm feeling good.
16:51I'm feeling really good.
16:52I don't think my act and selectors will be similar at all.
16:55Do you think yours is going to be better?
16:56Oh, yeah.
16:57Or are they incomparable?
16:58Yeah.
16:59I think I'm going to be better.
17:00Okay.
17:01I was going to say it.
17:01I'm manifesting that win this week.
17:03Yeah, I'm manifesting it, baby.
17:04I'm really glad that Chai's confident with her act.
17:06She's been in her head quite a bit recently, but I think it took the judges to decide who's
17:10best, not Chai.
17:11Well, ladies, it's all good and well that all nine of us are fitted in by the mirrors
17:14now.
17:14But by the end of the day, someone's going home.
17:17Hey, yo.
17:18Do you want a badge winner to go home so you can snag one?
17:21Well, we'll have to see how the badge winners do.
17:22I know what a gag is from when the badge goes home today.
17:25It's happened before.
17:26It has.
17:28It's talent show time and I am so ready.
17:36Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
17:39All aboard, it's Michelle Visage.
17:42Ru, fun fact.
17:44Do you know what it means when a cruise ship gives out free ice cream?
17:47No, tell me.
17:48It means the morgue is full and they have to, I'm not kidding, make space in the deep
17:54freezer for extra corpses.
17:56Well, that is a fun fact and I'll never eat ice cream again.
17:59Smart.
18:00And the super spexy Alan Carr.
18:03Now, I hear you love to go on long cruises.
18:06Oh, I do, especially when there's free ice cream or you can eat on the poop deck.
18:14And our extra special guest, Jamie Lee O'Donnell.
18:18Is our dairy girl ready to go cruisin'?
18:21Well, Ru, in the words of a wonderful poet, Sir Mix-a-Lot,
18:26I like big boats and I cannot lie.
18:31Excuse me.
18:32This week we challenged our queens to make some waves
18:35at the S.S. Tickety-boo talent extravaganza.
18:39Tonight on the runway, category is having it large.
18:43Racers, start your engine and may the best drag queen win.
18:47The S.S. Tickety-boo is ready to set sail.
18:55Please welcome to the stage, L. Vosk.
19:02Now I'm on Drag Race with my original song.
19:06It works every season.
19:08Oh, I could go wrong.
19:09So, let's begin with an intro to start.
19:11I'm letting you in on my process of art.
19:13For this performance, I'll show you the ropes
19:14of all the typical, talented tropes.
19:16I'll play my name, give a wink and a smile.
19:18Flirt with the judges, I'll go the full mile.
19:23Then on to the verse, I start to move.
19:25Walk to the front, but what'll I do?
19:27I could try a stunt, a split or a dip.
19:28But honestly, love, I don't do none of that shit.
19:30Now it's time for a talented dance.
19:32Join in now, here's your chance.
19:34Elbow, elbow, circle, run.
19:36Come on, mama, Ru, give me the crown.
19:37I'm down for a catchy chorus.
19:39Original track, original track.
19:41Yeah!
19:41Original track, original track.
19:43Christmas on, choose the back.
19:44Original track, it's my original track.
19:46Original track, original track.
19:48Uh, uh, uh, original track, original track.
19:50Hey, Ru, what's a crack?
19:51Original track, it's my original track.
19:53Let's slow things down.
19:54Go, come on.
19:55Go, come on.
19:55Yeah!
19:56Yeah, it'll be a smidge.
20:01Now it's close, strike it close.
20:03How will I finish?
20:04I don't talk to you, no 10 seconds left.
20:06What the heck?
20:07Are you ready for my original track?
20:08Original track, original track.
20:10I'm still smiling, my original track.
20:12Yeah!
20:16Oh, great.
20:16Now I have to follow that with, uh, my original track.
20:21Bones.
20:21So you wanna be in Soho's house, looks, the tech has just shut it down.
20:26So you wanna live in a life like me, pick it up, drop it down, do it on the nightly fast.
20:30So you wanna be in Soho's house, looks, the tech has just shut it down.
20:33If you know what you're like, you're welcome to know.
20:36The second thing is from the church.
20:38Whoa, you gotta look right.
20:40Keep the concept clean and tight.
20:42You know, when you come and you leave, double kiss on arrival to everyone, please.
20:46I don't know if you're a bitch.
20:47She looks fierce.
20:48I'm cool.
20:49I know.
20:49Bones looks gorgeous.
20:51I can't really hear what she's saying, but loving watching her stomp around the stage.
20:56I know not my children, but my mother is here.
20:58Teaching how to be perfect, amazing, and everything is just like me.
21:03Track delusion is apparent.
21:04If you're setting the trend, you'll never be a habit.
21:06You're missing the mark.
21:08Get lost in the moment.
21:09Get lost in the...
21:10On the daily, potty hard.
21:13Always be a doll, not a lady.
21:15It's a lifestyle design.
21:17They're for you to define.
21:18This is just an outline to the whole state of mine.
21:24A fire small enough to light a gay candle.
21:34Sally, TM.
21:36Hello.
21:37Let's draw a painting.
21:40I love painting.
21:44I love going on walk.
21:48I love watching my favorite film.
21:52I love decorating.
21:56I love my mom and dad.
21:58And my brother and my sisters.
22:02I love my dog.
22:03My dog's in a van.
22:05My dog is dead.
22:06We're all going to die someday.
22:09What is going on?
22:11Sally is crazy.
22:12I love when my heart gets broken into two by a boy I just met on Grindr.
22:18It's really fun.
22:19I promise I'm fine.
22:20I'm doing okay.
22:21Please.
22:22I love that my inner voice is now sabotaging me.
22:26My talent show.
22:27I love being deadly serious.
22:30I love doing this in front of people that I've admired for several years.
22:34And I love RuPaul.
22:36I love cooking.
22:37I love cooking boiled eggs.
22:38I love you RuPaul.
22:39I love boiled eggs.
22:40But I love RuPaul.
22:41I love you boiled egg.
22:42I mean.
22:45I love you RuPaul.
22:46I just know Ru is going to take that piece of art and put it straight in the bin.
22:58Selects addiction.
23:29That bitch loves tits and I'm living for it.
23:42How's my, how's my, how's my, how's my, how's my, how's my head?
23:49Rest in show.
23:52Warning, warning.
23:54Incoming.
23:56What's the line?
23:58Warning, warning.
24:00Incoming.
24:00Open your uniform.
24:03We don't burn low.
24:06Woo!
24:09Oh, no!
24:12Get me on the next star ship to planet Boobalon.
24:17Bonnie Ann Clyde.
24:19Since I was little, the people used to spittle.
24:21She's a stunner, she's so class, she's a hoot.
24:24But now I'm in a pickle, cause the judges are quite fickle.
24:27So now it's time to choose which horn to toot.
24:30I could sing happy birthday, that would be child's play.
24:34Don't believe me, ask my friend Claire.
24:37I could have an answer, Susie, she's a real beauty.
24:40Stand on a box, is she gonna jump from there?
24:42I could throw some baloney, dress like an E.T. phony.
24:47Walk like a duck and chop a plank in two.
24:49I could recite Sam's, come on, see me with them hands.
24:53You've seen all that, it's time for something new.
24:55Cause I've had an idea.
24:58So strange, and so queer.
25:01You won't believe what I'm about to do.
25:07Lights, camera, action, shoot.
25:10I'm keen for your reaction.
25:12Are you ready for this talent?
25:13My talent that I present to you.
25:18Ah, Jesus, would you look at the time.
25:29Right, sure, look, sure, listen.
25:30I better be going.
25:30I'll see you later.
25:31Don't follow me.
25:32Page three.
25:38Page three, my name is Page three.
25:42And I am gonna sing for you.
25:47Hello, my name is Page three.
25:48And I've got something to say.
25:50I didn't think I'd be standing here singing to you today.
25:53But here I am.
25:54I don't give a damn because this was my choice.
25:56But now I come to think of it.
25:58I'm sick of this jazz voice.
26:00I'm sick of this jazz voice.
26:03Oh, Ru, you really thought I was gonna stand up here and just sing, honey.
26:08I don't think so.
26:09I know you want to see me pop my push.
26:13You want to see me pop my push?
26:15Shove it in your face because you know it looks good.
26:17Hey, you want to see that real nice push?
26:19Slip out a face like you would.
26:21And make it real loud.
26:23Wait for the screams that come from the crowd.
26:25With my hair, get ready to go.
26:26Dance.
26:27Woo!
26:27We're on a show.
26:31Oh, yeah.
26:33It's nice that Paige couldn't always turn out a garment that is less than a meter of fabric.
26:54Chai Tee Grande.
27:03Oh, delicious!
27:20Oh, we got you!
27:26Oh, yeah!
27:28Yeah!
27:30What?
27:31Yeah!
27:33Try looks like she's a little dumpling that's ready to explode and I want to see what's inside
28:03Why is she not taking the dumpling off? I thought it was burlesque. Anyone hungry?
28:19Catrin Felens. Hello, my name is Catrin Felens. A fun fact about me is that I'm a magician.
28:25Whoa! Magic! Now then, today I'm going to show you a few tricks, but first I will need a volunteer.
28:32Here. Oh, excuse me. Oh, here's what I prepared earlier. Now then, for my first trick, my volunteer will pick out a colour tanky from this bag.
28:40And using my magic, I will tell you which one he's picked. Back to back, please. The green one.
28:47Oh, magic! Thank you very much. Now then, for my second trick, I will need you to pick a card. Pick a card, any card.
28:58Show me, show the judges, show the audience. Now then.
29:02Is this your card?
29:06It's not. Right. Well, while you've got it, can you write to Michelle? Love from Cat.
29:10Lovely stuff. Oh, is this your card? Say yes.
29:13Oh, magic!
29:15Yeah!
29:15Quickie Kane!
29:16Now then, we've come to my last trick.
29:19Oh!
29:20Oh, it's sadder than that!
29:21Oh!
29:22It's sadder than that!
29:23Oh!
29:24Okay, grow up, it's not answers.
29:26For my final trick, I will make this ring teleport to your hand.
29:30Oh, well done.
29:32I'm wearing a corset. Can you pick that up for me a sec?
29:35It's in his hand.
29:36Oh, smart!
29:37I think if she was a real magician, she'd have lined that cape.
29:42I've been catching feelings.
29:44Diochenvo.
29:46Terus Mungardi.
29:47Rawr, rawr, rawr, this is a big black beast.
29:50I came to eat, and I'm playing up a feast.
29:51No need to cry, no need for yelling.
29:53Mama's serving up some fresh watermelon.
29:55Ooh!
29:57Now, yeah!
29:57Do you want some melon ice?
29:58Watermelon fresh?
29:59Watermelon juicy, I put it to the taste.
30:01So delicious?
30:01Come and taste it.
30:02And if you don't like her, you're probably just racist.
30:05Watermelon pussy, watermelon meow.
30:07Watermelon juicy, serve it to you now.
30:09Watermelon face, serve it to me with ice.
30:10Whack a watermelon, do you want a slice?
30:12Slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice.
30:14Very nice.
30:15Slice, slice, slice, slice, slice.
30:16Ha, all right.
30:18And if I forget the words on stage,
30:20can you guess what this yellow will say?
30:21Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.
30:23Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.
30:25Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.
30:26Hey, we got yellow.
30:28Oh, brick crew.
30:30Can I get a round of applause?
30:33All right.
30:34Oh, yeah, big.
30:35In this here dish, it's a watermelon main course.
30:37Drum roll.
30:39Ooh, such a tease.
30:40One more time.
30:42Yes, give it to me, please.
30:43And now we cannot wave no more.
30:45So I'll get down upon your fours.
30:47Gonna count down to this melon ball.
30:48Are you ready?
30:49Here we go.
30:50Eight want a melon.
30:51Seven want a melon.
30:51Six want a melon.
30:52Five want a melon.
30:53Four want a melon.
30:54Three want a melon.
30:55Two, one.
30:56I'm a lemon.
30:58Hey, Rue.
30:59Your island breakfast is ready.
31:01Oh, her water's just broke.
31:08Three want a melon.
31:10Two, one.
31:10Two, one.
31:10Two, one.
31:11Two, one.
31:15The category is having it large.
31:18Oversized fashion.
31:20First up, Chagy Grande.
31:23I am serving deconstructed fashion with an oversized bolo tie.
31:27I love the kind of a Western element to it.
31:30But I wanted to give it more of a kind of Parisian twist.
31:33Pop your collar, babe.
31:34My favorite detail of this look are the little buttons.
31:40Because they've been 3D printed with Chagy Grande on it.
31:43I feel untouchable.
31:46Draw a string me like one of your French girls.
31:49I'm pummeling the runway.
31:51This is where I really feel myself coming alive.
31:54Another day, another collar.
32:01Terus Mangardi.
32:02She's a black and gold digger.
32:05What did you call me?
32:07Okay.
32:09I feel incredible.
32:10I've got my big shoulders.
32:11I've got my tiny waist.
32:12And do you know what I bloody want?
32:14A bag.
32:14Give it to me.
32:16Ooh, sit yourself.
32:18Ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:20This look is such a salute to my blackness.
32:22It references Janelle Monae.
32:23It's a nod to black dandyism.
32:25I'm ready to go to my prom and win prom queen, honey.
32:29Pussy in suits.
32:31I think you could say I feel fine and dandy in this look.
32:34Ooh.
32:36Up next, Bones.
32:39I'm giving Bones on the streets of New York.
32:41In her pleaser.
32:42On the way to the gig.
32:43It's freezing outside, but always hot inside.
32:45I feel like I didn't sell it at all in the talent show, so I'm hoping to show the judges
32:59that I'm having some fun and I'm showing you my ass.
33:04Putting the ass into accessorize.
33:06Now that's the statement necklace.
33:18On the runway this week, I'm doing a tribute to Iris Apthal.
33:21Oversized fashionista.
33:23Her balls have dropped.
33:24Oh, dear.
33:26My balls are all over the place, but I'm still having it large.
33:29Are those Mardi Gras beads?
33:30Show us your tits.
33:31I love this outfit.
33:35So comfortable.
33:36She's not tucked.
33:37She's not padded.
33:38She's not corseted.
33:39When we get to untucked, I'm guzzling that cocktail and I'm going to have five sandwiches.
33:44I hear she loves the bangles.
33:46She does.
33:49Bonnie and Clyde.
33:52I am serving Halle Berry tears with this runway.
33:55I've just got my first ever award.
33:56I'm so happy.
33:58Wherever she goes, she brings a red carpet with her.
34:00My train is the size of the runway.
34:03It doesn't get more oversized than that.
34:05Let the train take the strain.
34:10The train is no longer running.
34:12No.
34:14This outfit is gorgeous.
34:16It was sewn by season six's Chanel O'Connor.
34:19And the winner is Bonnie and Clyde.
34:21Oh, my God.
34:21I can't believe it.
34:23You like me.
34:24You really like me.
34:27Selects addiction.
34:30I see she's buying off the rack.
34:35I'm serving you a huge, white, oversized T-shirt that I stole from the supermarket.
34:40I think she needs her belt up.
34:43This entire dress is hung up by this wig alone.
34:47It is so heavy.
34:48My neck is cracking, but I look fabulous.
34:51Is she a shoplifter or a shirtlifter?
34:53Oh, security, take me away.
35:01Elle Vosk.
35:03I'm serving a doll in a music box inspired by Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, but I've added a little bit of Irish twist.
35:08My apron has custom Celtic embroidery on it, and I look truly scrumptious.
35:14This is such a wind-up.
35:16Yeah, well, she's a hidey-ho.
35:18She is.
35:19The best kind of ho.
35:20I'm really trying to sell the character.
35:22I'm doing my little doll movements, and I think the judges are buying it.
35:26It's giving Teddy Teddy Bang Bang.
35:28Mm-hmm.
35:29Up next, Sally TM.
35:36Is it a palette?
35:38No.
35:39I am giving you a matador meets crazy psychedelia, quintessentially Sally TM, because it genuinely does make you go, what the fuck are you?
35:50Is it a placemat?
35:51Is it spaghetti?
35:52Is it artistic spaghetti?
35:53The shocked faces that the judges are pulling give me fuel to my fire.
35:58Do I know what I am?
36:00Nope.
36:03She felt that.
36:05It's felt, right?
36:05It's felt.
36:08Page three.
36:09I'm giving you a little bit of pagey pocket, honey.
36:12She is filled with microplastics.
36:17I'm a life-size doll, and I know all the boys want to play with me.
36:21Is that a poly in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
36:23All my friends had poly pockets when they were younger, and I didn't, because, you know, I was trying to be closeted, so I played for Barbies and Mermaids instead, which is just equally as gay, so I definitely outed myself in the age of four.
36:38Apparently she's polyamorous.
36:40Welcome, ladies.
36:45Based on your talent show performances and your runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
36:53When I call your name, please step forward.
36:59Katrin Feelings.
37:01Bonnie and Clyde.
37:05Sally Tia.
37:06You are safe.
37:11You may leave the stage.
37:15Good luck.
37:16Good luck.
37:16Good luck.
37:20Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
37:25Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
37:28First up, Chai Tee Grande.
37:30So, I love that you brought your tinus to your sexy dumpling burlesque routine.
37:36I just feel like it fell short, and then the whole dumpling was on the whole time, so I wasn't really sure where you wanted to go with it, but I felt like you didn't quite get there.
37:44I love the falsie moment at the start, but I think you can definitely go a wee bit further with it.
37:48But yeah, I just really love to see you coming out as something as stupid as a dim sum.
37:54It was refreshing to see the dumpling. It made me very hungry.
37:59How did you feel about the performance?
38:01I was really, really proud to do it, because I wanted to show a stupid, sexy side.
38:04It could have been more stupid. It could have been more stupid.
38:07This look is really fun. This is oversized. This is fashion. This is you. It fits your body beautifully. It's absolutely exquisite.
38:15It makes you look 10 feet tall. I love it.
38:17Up next, Terrace.
38:19Well, let's talk about the watermelon song. It was energetic. It was fun.
38:23Then you ended with crushing the watermelon between your legs. I really enjoyed it.
38:27I don't think it's going to win any Grammys, but...
38:29Not that.
38:30Who knows?
38:30You never know these days, do you?
38:32I loved it. You really knew exactly what you were doing, and I do agree.
38:35If people don't like you, they're racist.
38:39This tonight, I love a dandy.
38:40Yeah, me too.
38:41Yes. I thought tonight was strong for you, Terrace, but I'm going to say one more thing.
38:45It's your makeup. It's still not there.
38:47You need something in here to bring it off the page.
38:51I see your contour.
38:52Yeah.
38:53And it's too flat. That makes sense?
38:54Yeah, of course. Yeah.
38:55This outfit is really cool. I love the silhouette, and it's really, really beautiful.
39:00Thank you. I appreciate that.
39:02Bones.
39:02The look that you had in your routine was so beautiful, but I really couldn't understand
39:10a word that you said. Though you look good and you can lip sync your ass off, if we can't
39:15hear it, it's not going to have the same impact.
39:16I think the only thing I would say is that you look like you didn't really enjoy it.
39:19And I think when you're on stage and you're performing, no matter what it is, if you believe
39:22in it and you enjoy it, you're going to take all of us with you. And I think when you're
39:26on the stage, you really, really set the tone without even realizing how impactful your
39:29energy is.
39:30Absolutely.
39:31The performance felt like you had performed that number in Vegas about 10 times before
39:36we got to see it.
39:37You needed just to add an extra layer to it. But this look is gorgeous.
39:41I love the idea of just having a necklace as your oversized accessory on your teeny tiny
39:47little body.
39:48What's that thing as a Coco Chanel said, before you leave the house, take one thing off?
39:51And I love that yours was your outfit.
39:53You look fantastic. I love all of this, everything. Up next, selects addiction.
40:02You are married to those breastplates. So I loved that you did your whole routine with
40:08boobs on your hips, boobs on your head. The whole thing was so ridiculous, but we were laughing.
40:13Not only did you reveal a lot of tit, you also revealed a lot of personality. And this is
40:19brilliant in itself. And then just when you're laughing at that, you turn around, you've got
40:23a security tag on and you're in the bloody sail. Love it. I love that your hair is the hanger.
40:30I love that you're suffering once again for your art.
40:32The performance tonight was so funny. Drag is wonk wonk, nudge nudge, you know, and I
40:39could see that routine every day for the rest of my life.
40:43I'm honestly so happy. I've been through hell in my life. And this is why I do drag, to
40:50make people laugh, to make people have fun. And this response is everything and more I
40:55could ask for. So thank you. I'm going to sleep so well tonight.
41:00El Vos.
41:01It was such a great, fun, energetic start to the talent show. Every lyric got funnier and
41:06funnier and funnier. It was a real joy to watch.
41:09I actually wrote Class Crack, as it was, as well as a song.
41:12I also loved how smart it was.
41:14Everybody can be beautiful in their own way, but not everybody can be funny. And when drag
41:20is funny and you're beautiful, that's like a home run to me.
41:23Tonight, what are you?
41:24So it's inspired by Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. This was done by like an Irish dancing designer.
41:28Yeah, you could tell. That's actually really gorgeous.
41:30I think it's so, so, so cute. I love the first communion tights. I think we've all had them.
41:35And look at your makeup. It's just divine. Chef's kiss.
41:43Where do you think you got your sense of humor?
41:45My family's funny. And I think to be a Belfast drag queen, it's all about having a laugh and
41:50having crack. It's not about turning up looking like a supermodel.
41:53Did you say having crack?
41:55Not your kind of crack, right?
41:57Irish crack is different, Ruth.
41:59Up next, page three.
42:05What I loved about it when you came out is you started singing live. By the way, you
42:09have a really pretty voice.
42:11And then, of course, bikini number 17 came out. It was just a little samey. And the singing
42:17was not. This on the runway, I think this is adorable.
42:20You've come with the doll's house like a very sexy tortoise.
42:25Do you want a bit of lettuce?
42:27Yes, please.
42:27I love Polly Pocket. I was like a massive fan. I still have them, if I'm being completely
42:31honest. They're on the attic. I don't play with them. But anyway, I think it's gorgeous.
42:37I totally know your drag aesthetic. And now it's time to go, okay, Paige, let's push you
42:40to do something that you don't normally do.
42:43Michelle is right. You've got to start playing with some silhouettes in this competition.
42:48You know, we sit on this dais for years and we see the queens come through. And I wish
42:53everyone could see the auditions because they're all the exact same.
42:57Until someone does one thing that's completely just themselves. And you're like, wait, what's
43:01that? What's that? What's that? And by the way, I saw each and every one of your audition
43:06reels. And that is why you are here. They were special and unique.
43:12Thank you. Because I need to push myself and prove to you that I've got that other thing.
43:17It's in there.
43:19All right. Thank you, queens. I think we've heard enough. While you and Tuck in the workroom,
43:23the judges and I will deliberate. You may leave the stage.
43:26How do you both feel? I'm very glad to be safe. Sally, how are you feeling?
43:32I feel good. You know, at the end of the day, like, I'm going to serve up what I'm going
43:35to serve. And if people like it, that's fine. If they don't, then that's okay as well.
43:39And you know what? We love her. Thank you.
43:41Yeah, we all smashed her because we are safe.
43:43Right then. Do a little cheers.
43:45I'm so happy to be safe.
43:46I'm back in Untucked and I am feeling disappointed in myself. The talent show didn't go how I
43:56planned, but it did go how I expected.
43:58Hi, girlies.
43:59Hi, girls.
44:01Hey, we're going to jump in, babes.
44:02It's on ties.
44:02Oh, thank you.
44:03Right.
44:04So, girls, what's happening?
44:06Yeah, who's in the tough, who's in the bottom?
44:08Bottom.
44:09Oh.
44:09Me and Paige will be let's thinking tonight.
44:11What?
44:11I don't, I think it's, it's quite evenly split between me, Chai and Paige.
44:15No, I'm definite.
44:15I think it's between you two.
44:17Paige looks like an apex predator ready to jump on anyone who is about to tell her that
44:22she's in the bottom.
44:24I am shitting myself.
44:26Paige, what?
44:27Um, so, essentially, I need to change my silhouette up.
44:32Oh.
44:33Because I've been showing too much body, I guess.
44:38They really liked that I sang and said that I had a really nice voice, which is really,
44:42really nice.
44:42But, by me going into the pop song, that's when they kind of switched off and got bored.
44:47Like, I actually agree with everything they're saying.
44:48So, there you go.
44:49All three Soho queens are in the bottom this week.
44:52There'll be riots.
44:52They're going to burn down the tower.
44:54I don't know, whatever they do in London.
44:56Orden, so you, I'm feeling my darling.
44:58I'm all right.
44:59I do see what they're saying.
45:00They didn't enjoy the song.
45:01They couldn't really hear what I was saying, which I, fair enough.
45:03I think at this point of the competition, this wasn't the thing for me to show.
45:07So, I'm down.
45:08I don't want to be in the bottom, obviously, but it's one of them.
45:10You know, Michelle said how beautiful they look.
45:12They love my runway as well, which is so nice because I made this with my dad.
45:14So, it's just...
45:15Aww.
45:16I'm trying not to focus on the negatives of what the judges say.
45:19What they said, I know and I get.
45:21I'm holding on to the positives in this moment.
45:23Chai, how you doing, girl?
45:26Um, I live for the look, which, you know, is great.
45:29You're gorgeous.
45:30But, I mean, like, I pride myself on being a performer.
45:34I love doing it.
45:35And to know that that's the thing that's tripping me up, I just, I don't know what to say anymore.
45:38There's this running thing with me that they're almost getting what they want.
45:41For some reason, I'm not able to fully let go.
45:44Last year, I had, like, the car crash.
45:46It pulled out from underneath me by someone who I thought was, like, the love of my life.
45:49And that really broke me as a person.
45:52And I don't, I didn't have any self-worth, any self-confidence.
45:55And that voice is still the thing that's holding me back.
45:57We all love you so much and we can see the talent.
46:00If this is what you're delivering now with this obstacle in your way,
46:03imagine what you could deliver without those obstacles.
46:06You would be unstoppable.
46:07Yeah, bitch.
46:08If I've learned anything from the past year, it's that I can pull myself together
46:12and come out the other side fighting.
46:13Enough bottom chat, because I'm looking for a top, honey.
46:17Honey.
46:18Selexa.
46:19Yes, I want Selexa.
46:21I will be honest.
46:23Up there, it was everything I wanted and more.
46:26Hashtag Team Selexa.
46:27No one can tell that.
46:31She's jumping at her.
46:33Yes, I am.
46:34After being in the bottom two last week, I was so determined to make sure that the judges
46:37got a real taste of who Selexa Diction is.
46:40And I feel like I brought that in bucket loads today.
46:43So, what critiques did you get?
46:45Um, it was good, Gil.
46:46It was good.
46:47I think it was a very clear display of, like, here's what I do.
46:50Like, here's my black nears.
46:52Here's my ballroom culture.
46:53Here's, and even these things.
46:54Like, here's some comedy.
46:55I'm in a good place today, Gil.
46:56I finally got some really nice critiques from the judges, and I no longer really have to
46:59question whether they're getting me.
47:00I'm feeling really good.
47:02What did they think of your original track?
47:04They really loved it.
47:05I didn't know whether I was in the top of the bottom until they started talking, and I was
47:08like, okay, they love it.
47:10I'm on an absolute high.
47:11I think I could take another Vag this week, which is super exciting.
47:15I would just like to say to Bones and Paige, I consider you both, like, juggernauts of
47:19drag, but I'm going to give you a run for your money.
47:21I love you so much.
47:22You're an incredible talent.
47:23Who deserves to be here?
47:24Likewise.
47:25For sure.
47:26But I will also give you a run for your money.
47:27I'm going to be a show.
47:29I'll see you in the club, Jack.
47:31This is going to be a humongous lip sync.
47:32I'm so excited for this, because I just know these girls.
47:35We are going to have a show.
47:36I'm going to go and listen to this lip sync.
47:38Me too, girl.
47:40Okay, squirrel friends, I want to hear from you, starting with Chai Tee Grande.
47:46She brought her kindness to her burlesque.
47:48It was very funny in her head.
47:52It was almost like she was scared.
47:53I was like, you're dressed as a dumpling.
47:55Let your hair down.
47:56I agree.
47:56I'm speaking to her tonight on the runway.
47:58Whenever we were mentioning stuff, she was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:59She was nodding along and got it.
48:01If it was to protect, I would say, if she's here next week, it'll be something spectacular.
48:05Yeah, listen, she's gotten the same critique every single week.
48:08This was a perfect opportunity for her to break out of that box.
48:12However, on the runway, she always has something that's very fashion forward, and tonight was no exception.
48:17Yeah, her looks have been fabulous.
48:19All right, Tayris.
48:21In the talent show, what I loved was we got to see all of Tayris.
48:25I thought it was really high energy.
48:27Told us loads about who she is.
48:28I loved the crack she had with it and the fun.
48:30On the runway, I love the idea of a foppish kind of dandy.
48:34But if you're going to go oversized, then go all the way oversized with a bow tie.
48:37She's got the fire.
48:39It's just the finishing touches aren't quite there yet.
48:42All right, let's talk about bones.
48:43This was a letdown for me in the talent show.
48:46None of it made sense because I couldn't hear it.
48:48And that's on her because that's her recording.
48:50Yeah, when you lip sync, you've basically got one job.
48:53People have to hear what you are lip syncing to.
48:56I did think she looked absolutely stunning and I love the 25-year-old step-mom vibe.
49:01Just like silly poisoning your old husband.
49:03That's gorgeous look.
49:04And then on the runway tonight, that was adorable.
49:07All she wore was just a sexy necklace covering her modesty.
49:10Her Christianity.
49:11Yes.
49:12Yes.
49:13Selects addiction.
49:15That future of burlesque number was hysterical.
49:18It was all just so silly.
49:20Breasts, breasts, breasts everywhere.
49:22My idea of hell.
49:26Ellen, I'm joking.
49:28I loved it.
49:28I knew it.
49:29I loved that she mentioned all of the darkness in her past and that this performance was a reflection of the opposite of that.
49:37Tonight on the runway, she kind of stole the show with that.
49:41She got it.
49:42She got it.
49:43All right, Elle Vosk.
49:44She brought the house down.
49:46That phrase, it takes a smart man to play a fool.
49:48I think that's a really clever thing to do, especially if you've got, what, 90 seconds to sort of blow everybody away.
49:52In this competition, she's so much fierce.
49:54I'm fierce.
49:55I'm fierce, fierce, fierce.
49:56But when someone comes out and have a laugh at it, it is so refreshing.
50:01Her runway look was just absolutely charming.
50:04She's done like the sexy comedian and then she's just this like wee tiny doll afterwards and it's really lovely.
50:09Drag, we are clowns.
50:10And Elle Vosk was a clown tonight.
50:12And to have that kind of insight is just absolutely refreshing.
50:17All right, page three.
50:18When page three came out for the talent show in that black gown, I got so excited.
50:22And then she sang and further sucked in.
50:24And then, of course, you know, needle scratch.
50:27Listen, if I had a body like that, I'd walk around in a bikini all the time, too.
50:30However, on this platform, it's time to start switching it up.
50:32I'd rather hear a voice cracking or a bum note than, you know, the same old, same old, same old.
50:39Obviously, with the runway look, seen it all before.
50:41But the outfit, I thought, was saved by having the doll's house attached to her.
50:46It's important in this competition to break out of the pack.
50:50She does have to change it up.
50:52All right.
50:53Silence.
50:54I have made my decision.
50:57Bring back my girls.
50:59Welcome back, queens.
51:00I've made some decisions.
51:05Tayris, you're safe.
51:07Thank you so much.
51:08Well done, baby.
51:09You may join the other girls.
51:10Thank you so much, judges.
51:12Oh, Dante.
51:12I love you.
51:15I love you.
51:17Selects addiction.
51:19Your runway look was well hung.
51:23And your cyber burlesque was the tits.
51:27Condragulations are the winner of this week's challenge.
51:29Oh, yes.
51:31Superstar.
51:32Well done, beautiful.
51:33And the recipient of a coveted Rue Peter badge.
51:42Wear it with pride and think of Yorkshire.
51:45I will.
51:46It's going to go right here.
51:48Right there.
51:50Oh, finally.
51:51This is everything I could ask for and more.
51:55So stupid.
51:56Win the talent show.
51:58Elvosk, you are safe.
52:00Thanks so much.
52:01You may both join the other girls.
52:03Yay.
52:05Well done, Goody.
52:07Go on, girl.
52:08Mom, I got a Rue Peter badge.
52:10Well done, Goody.
52:11Page three.
52:13The judges enjoyed your singing, but you still need to find your voice.
52:19Page three, you are safe.
52:23Well done, baby.
52:25You may join the other girls.
52:27Well done, Paige.
52:31Chai Tee Grande, Bones.
52:34I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
52:38I'm disappointed in myself, but I'm very much ready to show the judges that I deserve to be here and I will fight to stay.
52:46Two queens stand before me.
52:50I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make.
52:56Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
53:03The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
53:19I'm not going to take this opportunity and waste it.
53:22This is it.
53:23It's time for a show.
53:25Good luck and don't fuck it up.
53:29When we first came here, we were cool and we were clear.
53:38We were calm and don't skinned till we left the spectrum in.
53:45Say my name.
53:48Woo!
53:49When every color illuminates, we are shining.
53:53Come on, babe.
53:55Come on, girl.
53:56Come on, girl.
53:57Come on, girl.
53:58Come on.
53:59Say my name.
54:03When every color illuminates, we are shining.
54:10We are not being brave again.
54:13And when we come to the dresser of hope,
54:20when we are shining.
54:25We are not being brave again.
54:29Let's go, girls.
54:31When every color illuminates, we are shining.
54:36And we are never being tried again
54:41Sing it again
54:44We are trying out of human lives
54:48We are struggling
54:50And we are never being tried again
54:55Sing it again
54:58And we are trying out of human lives
55:02We are struggling
55:06And we are never being tried again
55:09Sing it again
55:13Yeah!
55:14Woo!
55:15Woo!
55:16Woo!
55:17Woo!
55:18Woo!
55:19Master!
55:20Hey!
55:24Ladies, I've made my decision.
55:32Bones, shantay you stay
55:38Thank you so much
55:42You may join the other girls
55:44Thank you
55:46Have a good day
55:50Have a good day
55:52Chai tea grande
55:56Goodbye sweet chai
56:00It's been grande
56:02Now, sashay away
56:04Thank you so much
56:06You have made my dreams come true on this stage
56:08And I'll be forever grateful
56:10Thank you so much
56:12We love you chai
56:14Love you baby
56:16I guess you ordered this chai tea grande to go
56:18In this world of drag
56:25This is the stage to compete on
56:27And I'm so thankful that Rue has given me this opportunity
56:30It's worth its weight in gold
56:31And I will go to sleep tonight
56:33Knowing that I did absolutely everything I could
56:35And I am proud of myself
56:36I am
56:37You definitely haven't seen the last of me
56:40Everyone loves a chai tea latte
56:41So it's time for chai tea grande
56:43Condragulations ladies
56:49Now remember
56:50If you can't love yourself
56:51How in the hell are you going to love somebody else
56:53Can I get an amen up in here?
56:54Amen
56:55Alright, now let the music play
56:57Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race UK
57:00You're going to be starring in the live
57:03Rusical production
57:04Peter Pansy
57:06Up and down, hatch
57:07Swing, swing
57:08Won't work, look
57:09It is clear that Paige knows exactly what she's doing
57:11And to be honest
57:13It's a little bit intimidating
57:14It's like you're channeling a young Elaine Paige
57:16You just look like
57:18Not necessarily the role that I would have gravitated to
57:22You don't need to take one for the team girl
57:25Right, so can I just clarify that everyone is happy
57:28Is happy
57:29Is happy
57:30Is happy
57:31Is happy
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