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00:06When I found out that I was going to be on All Stars, I was through the roof.
00:11Raspberry, raspberry, raspberry.
00:19Did somebody order a hooker?
00:24My biggest weakness last time was that I truly didn't believe in myself.
00:27This time around, it's going to be different, because I'm fabulous.
00:35I'm Latrice Motherf***ing Royale.
00:38Get those nuts away from my face.
00:44Pow.
00:46Like that.
00:47Latrice Motherf***ing Royale.
00:49You look gorgeous.
00:50You look gorgeous.
00:52Pandora Box looks stunning in her black and white.
00:54She stepped it up.
00:55Girl, I want to know who they're going to bring up in here.
00:58It's a lot of attitudes and a lot of divas.
00:59Pandora and I, we are a miscongeniality.
01:02So I'm waiting to see what bitches lurk behind the door.
01:06Baby, I'm an All Star.
01:10I'm Yara Sofia.
01:12Swallow it.
01:13Oh, oh, oh, almost.
01:15Very much.
01:18Yes, mommy.
01:21Yara Sofia.
01:22La Pera's in the house.
01:25Zainier than ever.
01:26Miss Congeniality.
01:27I don't think you have enough jewelry, bitch.
01:32I look like that.
01:32Puerto Rico's very own gel Barbie.
01:36Yes!
01:41To be part of the chosen few, I feel very privileged.
01:45When I competed last time, everybody thought I was this arrogant bitch.
01:51I am beautiful.
01:55Hello, hello.
01:57Oh.
01:58What's up?
02:00Do you like it?
02:01It's a little something something, girl.
02:03That bitch has on everything.
02:06Something subtle for the daytime.
02:08Oh, you know.
02:11I've got a sassy attitude, wit, humor.
02:14I am an All Star.
02:16I'm a man in a dress.
02:17I'm a psychological woman.
02:19Oh, okay.
02:21Let's do this, bitches.
02:25Awesome.
02:26Yes, baby.
02:27I know the four queens sitting there as I walk in are thinking, this bitch looks good.
02:32Love your dress.
02:34Raven walked in from a cocktail party, it looks like.
02:37Thanks for trying, girl.
02:42Bam, bitches.
02:43Alexis Mateo is back.
02:46Bam, bam, bam.
02:47I'm a f***ing black queen.
02:52The jig is up, bitches.
02:55Look at you all.
02:57Cross-dressers looking cute.
03:03I'm hoping to achieve the crown.
03:05That's the only thing that I didn't achieve on season four.
03:07Cher is here.
03:08I spread La Mer on my toast in the morning.
03:11I'm Cher, bitch.
03:14Happy Hunger Games, bitches.
03:17All right.
03:19Competition's on.
03:20Hold on.
03:20I'm getting a call on my Bluetooth.
03:21It's Sharon.
03:22You what?
03:23You want to give me my $100,000 back?
03:26Watching Chad play with his little earring, I'm thinking, this bitch is kind of bitter.
03:32I am an All Star because I'm the fiercest drag queen around.
03:36Drag.
03:37Don't pry for me, Pilipinos.
03:39Yes.
03:41Oh.
03:42Oh.
03:43See, this is how you do drag, girls.
03:46As soon as Manela was in the room, I still know that Manela is annoying.
03:52Oh, I'm so glad you covered up your face.
03:59I think I could win All Stars because I'm a well-rounded, fierce queen.
04:05This time around, I will not pick nobody up.
04:08It's time for America to see who I really am.
04:12Ah!
04:15Life is like a paycheck.
04:17A generous figure is always nice.
04:18Life is like my daddy!
04:20Are you kidding me?
04:22Get the f*** out of here.
04:24Mimi, mother f***ing I'm first, walks up in this bitch.
04:28Why?
04:29Someone's got to go home first.
04:31I think people are surprised to see me.
04:34But I look good.
04:38I didn't want season one because I needed to be here to win All Stars.
04:43You have made this competition so much better by being a part of it.
04:55Nina Flowers is a legend.
04:57I just love to look at Nina.
04:59She's like eye candy.
04:59Bitches, we're making history.
05:01Okay?
05:06I'm Jujubee.
05:08I love long walks on the beach, big f***ing, and fried chicken.
05:12I'll read a bitch.
05:13Legendary looks like leg and dairy.
05:16Oh, get my gist.
05:19Ah!
05:21Jujubee's here.
05:22And she's looking hot in some red hair.
05:25I f***ing miss you, bitch.
05:27I feel a little underdressed.
05:29I look like I work at the mall.
05:31You do, girl.
05:33Oh, bitch.
05:41I'm Tammy Brown with an IE.
05:44Crazy sticks to me.
05:46Uh-huh.
05:46Like ribs.
05:47I don't see you out there walking children in nature.
05:51Tootsie Lou!
05:52Hey, look who's here!
05:55I am a huge Tammy Brown fan, and I love that little...
05:59girl.
06:00Makes me queef.
06:04All right, so who's wearing the most?
06:06Chanel.
06:06Chanel.
06:07What are you talking about?
06:08Do a little...
06:09Do a little...
06:09There is nothing.
06:10Is there a tail on that?
06:11Yes, it's a tail.
06:12Why do you get a tail?
06:13I bought this from the Debbie Reynolds collection.
06:16This was used in a Broadway production of Beauty and the Beast, and the Beast wore it.
06:20You cannot tell people the Beast wore that costume.
06:22The Beauty's wearing it now, so f*** it!
06:24Oh, she went in the f*** it!
06:29Ooh, girl.
06:31You got she mail.
06:33Oh!
06:34Here we go.
06:35Oh, my God.
06:36That's a she-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
06:37-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
06:41-a-a-a-a-a-a.
06:56So hold on to your wigs.
06:58You may think you know how to play this game, but, girl, you don't know the half of it.
07:14Hello, hello, hello!
07:18My glorious queens.
07:21Now, in the name of Marsha P. Johnson, Sylvester, Divine, and all the legendary queens who've come before us, welcome
07:29home.
07:30Now, you're here because each one of you is an all-star.
07:34An all-star who sadly had to sashay away.
07:38But now is your chance to reverse that walk of shame and strut your stuff into the Drag Race Hall
07:45of Fame.
07:47In addition, the winner of all-stars will walk away with a sickening supply of MAC Cosmetics.
07:55One-of-a-kind trip, courtesy of Al and Chuck Dot Travel.
08:00And a cash prize of...
08:04$100,000.
08:09$100,000? That's like 500,000 chicken nuggets.
08:13Bitch, they only gave us $25,000 when I was here last time.
08:16This is quite a step up, Tyra Sanchez.
08:19Now, my dears, on your own, none of you were able to reach the top.
08:26So, this time around, you'll need to add an S to your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
08:33And the S stands for synergy.
08:37That's right.
08:39Starting today, you'll be competing as teams of two.
08:42O-M-G.
08:45What?
08:47You'll be judged together, from challenge to lip-sync.
08:51And if one of you fails, you both go home.
08:57Oh, God.
08:59Oh, my gosh.
09:00The ultimate shade of it all.
09:04I really came back to All-Stars to prove something.
09:06And now, it all depends on somebody else.
09:10Oh, pit crew.
09:16Not a box.
09:18If Shandra's in that box, I'm jumping on top of the box, and we ain't gonna have to worry about
09:22it no more.
09:23Now, to decide who will be your all-star partner, I'm deferring to the harshest judges of all.
09:32Yourselves.
09:37These boxes are packed tight, with photos of your fellow queens.
09:42I'll ask you to show me your top pick.
09:46Now, if there's a match, Conjagulations, your team.
09:49If not, we'll keep trying.
09:51Choose carefully.
09:58All right, ladies.
10:00Ready.
10:01Set.
10:03Whip it out.
10:05Oh.
10:07All right, ladies.
10:09Ready.
10:10Set.
10:12Whip it out.
10:15Oh.
10:18Oh.
10:21Oh, I see a match.
10:22Raven and Jujubee.
10:25Conjagulations.
10:27I choose Raven.
10:28Raven chooses me.
10:29Perfect.
10:30I'm happy.
10:31Woo-hoo.
10:33And we have another match.
10:35Chad Michaels and Chanel.
10:37Yes!
10:38That's right, baby.
10:39That's right.
10:41When it comes to two anal-retentive perfectionist bitches, that is myself and Chad Michaels.
10:47I think we're going to wear it out.
10:49And we have another match.
10:51Tammy Brown and Nina Flowers.
10:53Yes!
10:58Let's win.
11:00All right, ladies.
11:02Round two.
11:08Ready, set, whip it out
11:13I see a match
11:15Manila and Latrice Royale
11:17I had to vote for your flight, bitch
11:19I'm sorry
11:20And one more match
11:23Tara Sofia and Alexis Mateo
11:26Let's go, I'm gonna bring your f***ing picture, my f***ing
11:28Let's do it, I made you
11:30Get it, get it
11:35That makes our final couple
11:37Pandora Box and Mimi, I'm first
11:42I'm standing with Mimi
11:43Who went a little crazy on her season
11:45So now, I'm stuck
11:50I'm gonna give you a moment
11:51To unwind, unpack, and untuck
11:55Oh, thank God
11:56But first, an absolute toast
11:58To our new power couples
12:00Cheers, my queers
12:01Cheers
12:03Salud
12:03Love you
12:04See ya
12:05Bye Ruth
12:06Bye Ruth
12:07Bye, mama
12:08Oh my God, what just happened?
12:10What is going on?
12:11Out of this world
12:12Let's go sit over here
12:14The vibe in the room is very intense
12:16Oh my God
12:17Everyone is tripping out
12:19The fact that we had to be paired the entire time
12:21It's crazy
12:22Because if we were able to switch up
12:23If we got into a fight
12:24Girl, I could be like, bye, go, bye
12:25Yeah, too little
12:26Here we go
12:27Let the drag race begin
12:29Holy crap
12:30Oh
12:32Let's unpack
12:35Shangela
12:37Shangela
12:37She's not in here
12:39She's not in here
12:43I'm gonna go talk to Pandora
12:44I'm coming to be nosy
12:48Pandora looks miserable
12:50I know she's really improved
12:51And she really wants to showcase herself
12:53And I feel like she's got, like, shot in the foot
12:55All right, now here's my question
12:57Are you unhappy that I'm your partner
12:58Or are you feeling guilty
12:59That you didn't pick me
13:00Oh, well
13:01Girl, you can tell like it is
13:02I do not care, honey
13:03Do you feel boogered?
13:04Like you were, like, last pick for the team
13:06Yeah
13:07Girl, you were not last pick for the team
13:09Well, Mimi did pick me
13:10I just didn't pick her
13:14I think Pandora is putting the baggage on me
13:16From the competition in the past
13:18I've left it behind
13:19But I just need to make sure that Pandora is going to trust me
13:26Hello, hello, hello
13:27Hi, Ruth
13:29Hi
13:30For your first all-star challenge
13:32You'll be producing your own high fashion photo spread
13:36The first photo, half-baked
13:39The two of you in mid-transformation
13:42No tea, no shade
13:44Oh, and no wig
13:46Second, opposites attract
13:49A wet and wild photo
13:50That shows what makes your duo dynamically different
13:54Oh, and one last detail
13:56You'll be doing each other's makeup
14:00So, ladies, check your trust issues at the door
14:03Gentlemen, start your engines
14:06And may the best women's win
14:12We have not a lot of time
14:13So, bitch, we gotta get to work
14:15And make it work
14:17No, this, this one
14:18For the foundation, okay
14:20Try to have you looking somewhat, like
14:22Somewhat, somewhat
14:23Yeah
14:24You might look like a hooker
14:26Maybe a high-class call girl
14:28Are Latrice and I two different?
14:30Did I pick the right teammate for this competition?
14:36I'm so nervous, because I think lips are the hardest
14:38I think it's incredibly personal to have to paint another queen's face
14:41How's that?
14:43I think I have a little big fat
14:45Look, I gave her raven-sized lips
14:46Yeah
14:51Hello, hello, hello
14:52Hello, hello, hello
14:53Chanel and Chad
14:55Hi, Rue
14:56Hello
14:56You two chose each other right off the bat
15:00We've known each other and worked together 14, 15 years
15:03Really?
15:04Yeah
15:04Are you too familiar with one another?
15:07Our styles differ greatly
15:10Two different ends of the spectrum
15:11Yeah
15:11What are you thinking about for your opposites attract photo?
15:15Chanel is definitely an uptown girl
15:17And I am a downtown girl
15:19You're not necessarily sort of downtown
15:21Because your look is so put together
15:23I'm not trying to be a hooker
15:24No
15:25How are you going to convey that?
15:27I think through a lot in the way in which we pose
15:29And the overall stature of things
15:31For me, kind of a neck held high
15:33More opulent, kind of snooty
15:38Is this your half-baked look?
15:39Yes, yes, yes
15:40Now tell me about what's going on with the neck story
15:42Our heads are on the chopping block
15:44An editorial story
15:46It's an editorial theme
15:46Think about it
15:47It's subliminal
15:47Look at it and think about it
15:49And take from it what you want
15:50I mean, you think of beauty through the face
15:51But then when you have skin that's boiling over
15:53It's like you're taking beauty with ugly
15:55Juxtaposition
15:55Yeah
15:59I'm going to let you get back to work
16:00Thank you
16:01Mimi, I'm first
16:02Pandora Box
16:04What's your plan for the opposites attract?
16:07Housewife hooker-ish
16:08Housewife hooker-ish
16:09High fashion
16:11Yeah
16:12Not daytime hooker
16:13No, no, no, that's so different
16:15You know, there's definitely some differences in our styles
16:17Which has been interesting
16:18Especially while painting each other's faces
16:20Specifically what?
16:22Specifically not giving me, like, clown lips
16:27Why do you think the universe has paired you two together?
16:32I'm glutton for punishment
16:35I'm just kidding
16:36Girl
16:37I'm sensing just a little bit of tension between the two of you
16:41Pandora's being a little bitchy
16:43I don't get it
16:43We're in this together
16:44And I'm really trying, but
16:47Faith put you together
16:48And you can't turn your nose up at Sister Faith
16:51So, press on
16:53We are
16:53With our nails
16:56Well, well, well
16:57Raven and Jujubee
16:58I see some sort of opposite storyline going on
17:01Is this intentional?
17:02One lash, one lash
17:03Where we're playing on the opposites of our faces
17:05We complete each other
17:06Now you, of course, chose each other
17:09Right off the bat
17:10From the first day we met two years ago
17:12And I was like, oh my gosh
17:13That's going to be one of my new best friends
17:14And we kept in touch
17:15I said she better like me
17:16And I'd do
17:17I want to know what your plan is
17:19For the opposites attract photo
17:21I'm going to be completely new
17:22Oh, wow
17:23And she's going to be dressed
17:24Now that's high fashion, isn't it?
17:26You're going to see penis, baby
17:27Oh, dear
17:29It's risky
17:31But at the same time
17:32I think it's definitely pushing limits
17:34And it's not something that
17:35I think most people would think to do
17:37You kids have a lot of work to do
17:38I'm going to let you get to it
17:42Latrice Royale and Manila Luzon
17:44Hey, Rue
17:44Hey, Rue
17:45What a pair
17:46You got together the second round
17:48Latrice was my first pick
17:50Oh, here we go
17:51And my second pair
17:52Here we go
17:52Just stir it apart
17:53Just stir it
17:54Now I want to know
17:55What strength does each of you possess
17:58That the other one would like to have
18:00I'm so envious of her lovable personality
18:03That you don't have
18:04That I don't have
18:06I don't think a single person dislikes her
18:10And that's what draws me to her
18:11Now tell me about your opposites attract photograph
18:15Well, we're thinking very classy and trashy
18:19She's going to be on the red carpet
18:21And I'm going to be on
18:22Oh, I see
18:24High fashion
18:27Well, I mean, we're limited as to like what we had in our wardrobes
18:30Because our styles are so different
18:32Manila seems to be a little bit more fashion forward
18:34And I can learn from her and get some of what she got
18:37A lot of banana powder up in her face
18:41The combination of personalities is just interesting to watch
18:45But I got to say, look
18:46You've got to be fierce
18:48Now I'm getting a little nervous
18:49Manila and I are so different
18:51We might be
18:55The first picture is half-baked
18:57You're in the process of becoming a lady
19:00Half-baked, but full divas
19:03Hey, girls
19:04Brandon Showers
19:05Tammy Brown, Lena Flappers
19:07We're going to do some tight portraits of you two today
19:09And we've also got a table full of props here
19:11So we'll come take a look real quick
19:12It's really tough to serve fierceness and beauty
19:15When you don't even have eyebrows drawn
19:18Here we go
19:21Great
19:21I like that
19:22Very nice
19:23Great, ladies
19:24Let's change it up a little bit
19:25Choke me
19:26Choke me
19:27Love that
19:28Choke her out
19:29Good
19:32Good
19:33Great
19:34Perfect
19:35We got all kinds for you
19:38I'm photographing his eyes
19:40Good, right here
19:41I should be holding it
19:42And you should kiss the tipple
19:44Perfect
19:45That felt good
19:46Love you, sister
19:47Great
19:52Limited time
19:52What do you got?
19:53Really?
19:55Don't lose your neck, bitch
19:57Janet Jackson
19:59Okay, one more
20:01You're done
20:01Thank you
20:04Should we do one with the man?
20:05Let's do that after
20:06Let's do the ones first
20:07Um
20:08Three, two, one
20:13Maybe something with a little more interaction between you two
20:20Let's change it then
20:21I feel like we've really got the main ideas
20:23I'm a model
20:24I got in two shots
20:25There you go
20:26Okay, good
20:26Thank you
20:27Thank you
20:28I got it
20:32Stay focused
20:33Oh, sorry
20:34You're being a real gangster with that drill
20:35You like that?
20:36Okay
20:37Just because I love doing this
20:39Can we do like a prom picture?
20:40Yeah, of course
20:41Perfect
20:46How do I look?
20:47Better with eyebrows
20:49We're back in the workroom
20:51And it's time for our opposites attract photo shoot
20:53Where we can do something that shows how we're different
20:58Style me
20:58Put me something fun, Jara
20:59Give me something for high fashion
21:01It's very challenging because me and Jara are flip-flopping personas in this editorial
21:06I'm trusting you
21:07If I look busted, I'm slapping you
21:10Listen, I'm dressing you
21:12So, baby, you are high fashion
21:14Don't stress up
21:15You want to be without tits?
21:17Without titties?
21:19No, but I always wear titties
21:20That's like my favorite part of drag
21:22I can't take it
21:23I can't take it
21:24I'm always secure of the way I look
21:26But becoming somebody else
21:28It scares me because it's not Alexis
21:31Oh, we're crossing the frontier, girl
21:33Juju, don't laugh
21:36All of those San Francisco queens, I look like them
21:40Service
21:40Ooh, smell her butt
21:42Smell her butt
21:43She's like a cat
21:44My girl
21:50Tammy Brown, Nina Flowers
21:52In the house
21:52You are in control
21:54And when you want it to rain
21:56Just say, make it rain
21:58Make it rain
22:01She's only happy when it rains
22:03Tears in the rain
22:05Can't feel the pain
22:06Set fire to the rain, Tammy
22:09Oh, dear
22:10I can't let this hair ruin the whole picture
22:13Make it work, Linda Evangelista
22:16We have to make this work or work
22:18Who let the skunk in?
22:21All right, Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey
22:23You decide what conveys naughty and nice
22:26And just holler if you see something you like
22:29Uh, no, no, no
22:31Not a lot of hollering so far
22:35Let's let it rain, shall we?
22:37Let's let it rain
22:37Bring the rain
22:39Stormy weather
22:40It's a real gusher
22:42Don't be afraid to get wet
22:43Rainy days and drag queens always get me wet
22:47Carrie, darling
22:49Bitch, me and Chanel are the dream duo
22:51We have this one
22:53Can we do it again?
22:54This might be the most important step in your photo session
22:58Absolutely
22:58Don't want to pick a booger, do we?
23:00That's right
23:00I love that
23:01That's kind of fun
23:01Uptown, downtown, caught out in the rain
23:04A winner, I'm sure
23:05Ooh, that's sickening
23:06That's fierce
23:08Juju B and Raven, hit it
23:10All right
23:11Juju and I are going to do dressed and undressed
23:15Okay, all right
23:18Why the f*** did I nominate myself to be naked?
23:22I can see your penis
23:25Give us that fashion, darling
23:27High fashion ladies
23:28I'm struggling
23:29It's slippery
23:30This s*** is hard, girl
23:32You are serving moon river
23:34I've got rain in my eyes
23:36I've got rain in my shoes
23:37I'm getting black rain in my brown flower
23:39This is the second time I've lost my lashes
23:44Pandora box, Mimi on first
23:46Let's make it rain
23:50Homemaker versus hooker
23:51I'm giving you Elizabeth Taylor standing on the street corner looking for a cigarette and a john
23:57Interact a little bit more
24:00Whatever attention we had in the workroom is totally gone
24:03It's so real right now
24:04The iron lady
24:06Mimi and I nailed the photo shoot
24:08We knew what we had to do and we did it
24:11Oh dear, a happy ending
24:16That one's kind of cool
24:17Yeah, maybe
24:17There's you ironing her back
24:19Well, yeah, didn't have a razor
24:23Alexis, Sofia, and Jara Mateo
24:27Wendy
24:28Me and Jara are flip-flopping personas in this editorial
24:32She's coming for the pageant queen
24:34I cannot do pageant
24:35And you know, they have to point where they're going
24:40Being Jara is very complicated
24:42Jara is very high fashion
24:44But she always have a dark style
24:46Bitch
24:46Oh, she's horrified
24:49Oh, surface core
24:51What is that?
24:52Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten
24:53Now, Jara, are you just looking at yourself or are you looking
24:56I'm looking for both, but I'm looking at myself first
24:59So strange, a drag queen who's obsessed with herself
25:04Latrice Royale
25:05Manila Luzon
25:08Ooh, you heard that crack
25:11Auto shoots
25:12Not my forte
25:14We're going to be wet on top of this
25:16That's not glamorous, bitch
25:19Oh, dear
25:20Ooh, I think
25:21Work through it, girl
25:22Work through it
25:23Yes, you're a high fashion model
25:25Black rain
25:26Why it gotta be black
25:28Couture meets cooter
25:30Hurricane Latrice has just hit Manila
25:33Oh, hallelujah
25:35Yeah
25:37The challenge was kind of a hot mess
25:40So this could be not good
25:43Oh, no
25:44Yes, another day
25:49Our challenge was to produce our very own photo spread
25:52So today is our very first elimination
25:54The last thing anybody wants to do is to go home first
25:57This is All-Stars
25:58This is the Super Bowl of Drag
26:00Welcome to the jungle, bitch
26:04Isn't it kind of crazy how if one person is bad, like both the team members go
26:07Yeah
26:08They have really upped the ante, honey
26:10I cannot handle being in the bottom on the first challenge
26:14At this point, it's really in the judges' hands
26:16Ah!
26:18You burn me, bitch
26:21So, Chad, how do you think we did yesterday?
26:22I think we did amazing
26:23I think we made some good choices
26:25I think we got crazy on the half-baked
26:28Chanel and I are the team not only to beat, but the team that the other competitors want sent home
26:31I think that in the top is going to be between us and Raven and G2
26:36I feel very good about being naked
26:39The photograph is going to look sick
26:41The thing with the challenges is you really have to read between the lines
26:44We feel very confident right now
26:46I mean, Raven was naked, honey
26:48How can we not win?
26:49Raven and G2V concept
26:51I don't see it as a high fashion editorial moment
26:54It's a sequined dress and a naked person
26:56That's not editorial, that's more porn
26:59That is the damn truth
27:02How you doing, Pandora?
27:05Pandora, pretty quiet over there today
27:08She don't want to talk to you, girl, that's your partner
27:11You can still tell that things aren't quite right with Mimi and Pandora
27:15Oh my god, I can't
27:18I've kind of noticed that Pandora's a little bit quiet
27:20I don't get it with Pandora, I just don't know, like, what's going on
27:23I'm just, I mean, have you talked to her about, like, how she's feeling?
27:26Because if there's going to be a weirdness or a tension, I fear for you, brother
27:31Chad's reaffirming a lot of what I'm feeling
27:34It's definitely been a struggle getting Pandora to believe in me
27:38How you doing?
27:40I'm doing good
27:41No, I just want to talk to you because I just, I'm sensing resistance
27:45My resistance was just thinking they were going to hold past things against you
27:50Because your exit on the show wasn't, like, you know
27:52Girl, I know
27:53It was controversial
27:53I know
27:54So I just didn't want that
27:56Associated with you
27:58I just want you to be on my team with me as much as I'm on the team with you
28:05I am
28:07I think Pandora and I have everything it's going to take to take the crown
28:11I just hope that she is 100% behind it
28:14I still want to win and I'm going to try and make the most of it and hopefully it works
28:20You ready?
28:21Let's go find something
28:23Hey, Latrice
28:24If you want to sit around and eat shrimps butt naked, that's your business
28:29Tammy Brown is kooky, that's just sad, she's crazy
28:32I'm from Planet 15
28:33We have two moons
28:35Really?
28:36Tootie was having sex with all the busser boys
28:38She liked the way their hands smelt like trash
28:40I cured my grandmother
28:41Tammy Brown, I would like to officially declare you Rue Tarted
28:48Rue Tarted
28:52Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race
28:55A big hello to my squirrel friend, Michelle Visage
28:59How are you, Ladykins?
29:01Does it take two to make a thing go right?
29:03Me and you
29:05Santino Rice, are you ready for some double trouble?
29:07I am ready, Rue
29:08You are all-star, no filler
29:11Well, yeah, there's kind of a lot of filler
29:15Ross Matthews, you can't get enough of my girls, can you?
29:17I'm addicted, Rue, and I love you with your neon on
29:20This old thing
29:23And a lady who knows how to strike a pose
29:26Supermodel Rachel Hunter
29:28You look gorgeous, hunty
29:30Hunty?
29:31I could say a bad word here, but I won't
29:33Oh, please do
29:35This week, our all-stars were challenged to create an opposite-to-track photo spread
29:41Tonight, they're making their dream team debut on the main stage in looks that scream team
29:47Gentlemen, start your engines
29:50And may the best women win
29:55Jar Lexus
29:56The Jar Lexus gets pretty good gas mileage
29:59Yes, it does
29:59And they're wearing their faces on their cha-tas
30:02This is our first runway for all-stars
30:04We have to turn it
30:05I'm just gonna remain true to myself
30:08Glam meets BAM
30:10Romy and Michelle High School Reunion
30:13San Juan
30:16La Trilla
30:18Oh, the Teletubbies
30:19And is that her video on her tummy tum?
30:23Some hot couture on her belly
30:24Some hot couture
30:27Let's Teletubby Runway, honey
30:28If your palate ain't feeling what I'm cooking
30:32Then spit it out, bitch
30:34La Trilla
30:38Mandora
30:38How many Muppets had to die?
30:42Mimi and I are both fun, campy queens, and I think our outfits represent that
30:46Yabba-dabba, dude
30:48Oh!
30:49Oh!
30:49Oh, dear
30:50We are owning the runway
30:52Loving the new figure
30:54Yes
30:54Gorgeous
30:57Next up, Rojo Bee
31:00Ooh, time gone to heaven
31:01It's the musical Chicago
31:03It's Roxy and...
31:04And Velma
31:04Raven and I have come up with this fabulous burlesque look
31:08And we're gonna give you a body
31:09We are serving burlesque sex
31:12Hey!
31:12Yeah!
31:13Turn around
31:14She got some titty tassels on, too
31:19Showgirls
31:20Brown flowers
31:21I feel like we're completely being transported into another world here
31:25Into another world, yes
31:27I'm just gonna serve some fierceness
31:29Drama
31:30The severe in here
31:32Nina and I look like the sisters of sexy artists
31:35That was amazing
31:36Yes
31:38Shad
31:39Shad
31:39Lost to the Mohicans
31:40Yes
31:41Chanel and I are serving welcome to the jungle realness
31:45The judge's mouth's dropped open
31:47Gawk, gawk
31:48Ooh, girl
31:48Uh-huh
31:49Birds of prey
31:50She's under your spell
31:51We're going for birds of a feather flocked together meets Dungeons and Dragons
31:57Ladies, go pluck yourselves
31:58Can I have the thigh?
31:59I want the white meat
32:00Green
32:02Based on your main stage presentation and your high fashion photo spreads
32:06I've made some editorial decisions
32:09Will the following teams please step forward?
32:15Rujubee
32:18Latrilla
32:21Your teams represent the very best of the week
32:26Rujubee
32:27Your half-baked photo magnified your beauty
32:30And your opposites attract photo
32:32It really took balls
32:35Latrilla
32:36Your half-baked photo is riveting
32:39And your opposites attract photo is dripping with opulence
32:45Latrice and Manila
32:47You are the winners of this week's all-star challenge
32:51Burn
32:53Bitch
32:54Work
32:55Ow
32:56Manila and I won the first challenge
32:59Eat it
33:00Both of you have won a custom gown from sequinqueen.com
33:05That's sequinqueen.com
33:09Raven and Jujubee, you are safe
33:11Thank you
33:12So the four of you may leave the stage
33:18Ladies, it's time for the judges' critiques
33:22First up, to Alexis
33:25Your half-baked picture, I just thought it was awesome, like Edward Scissorhands
33:29And I love the runway look
33:30It's like 80s, punk
33:32Your opposites attract photo, it doesn't make sense when I look at it
33:36With a flip-flop
33:37Each other's personalities and look
33:38I got that
33:40It didn't really work
33:43Next up, Mandora
33:45The hooker and the homemaker
33:47I don't know, I lose you both
33:48You gotta show your face, you gotta find your light
33:50Both of you failed at that
33:52But I love the half-baked picture
33:54And not only do I see it, but I can hear it
33:56Mimi, congratulations on your weight loss
33:58Bitches beating the celery sticks up in here
34:01Speaking about celery sticks, who chose the green?
34:04Surprisingly, we both actually just have these in our closets
34:09Well, Pandora's works, yours doesn't
34:11Let me tell you why
34:12Where did you put the friggin' fur, Mimi?
34:14Why? You have lost all this weight, show it off
34:18I don't love either of your outfits
34:19The lime green fur, I'm not feeling it
34:21101 Muppets had to die for these outfits
34:23Yes, they did
34:25Not easy being green
34:26No
34:27Next up, brown flowers
34:29Let's take a look at your half-baked photo
34:32I loved your first shot, it was amazing
34:35There's like this sinisterness, but then there's like this vulnerability
34:38It's like watching a really interesting film
34:40Now let's take a look at your opposites attract photo
34:43Naughty and nice
34:44Tammy, you just look amazing
34:46I just like how weird you are
34:48I want to know what's going on in your head
34:52Nina, as for you, I feel like you get lost
34:55You're wearing all black and you're standing in front of the black backdrop
34:58It's unfortunate because I think you could have been a real fantastic image
35:03Ladies, anything to say to the judges?
35:05I'm just having a groovy time and I'm happy that I picked them as Nina Flowers
35:10Si, me gusta mucho
35:12That means I like it a lot in Spanish
35:14Oh
35:16Next up, Shad
35:18When you came out on the runway, unbelievable
35:21The costumes and the presentation, absolutely stunning
35:24Your half-baked picture
35:25Tell me about the next thing, were you in a fire?
35:29We just kind of feel like all of our heads are on the chopping block
35:33This is probably my least favorite image
35:35I thought the half-baked photo had to be view transforming versus prosthetic makeup
35:41I didn't love it
35:43Your opposites attract
35:44I'm not getting what the picture's supposed to be saying
35:47Chanel is opulent and extravagant and my aesthetic's a little bit understated
35:50Bitch, look at yourself, understated?
35:53Chanel, I don't get the dress you're wearing in this image
35:56It's a mix of patterns and fabrics that I don't think really show off your silhouette
36:03It frustrates me
36:04It makes me want to just crumple it up and not look at it
36:06Both of you are such professionals
36:08And I think actually that poise hurt you in these pictures
36:11They're both posed and overthought
36:14I mean, you're all-stars
36:15I think you're better than this
36:19Thank you, ladies
36:20I think we've heard enough
36:21Now, while you untuck in the all-star lounge
36:24The judges and I will deliberate
36:26But when you return
36:28The bottom two teams will be up for elimination
36:31At that time
36:32Each team must choose the one queen
36:35That will lip-sync
36:38For both of your lives
36:40You may leave the stage
36:49Look at this
36:52Redecorated
36:53What is the furniture?
36:54I think it's farm decor
36:55This looks like my house
36:57Oh, girl
36:58I'm not kidding
36:59Absolute cocktail
37:00Okay, more importance
37:03Gorgeous
37:05Congratulations
37:05Congratulations, bitches
37:07Thank you
37:08Some big black dude or some Asian lady won the challenge
37:16You guys worked it out
37:17You know what?
37:18I was like, okay, so they're classy and trashy
37:21And I'm like, who's who?
37:26Bitch, I was sopping wet, bitch
37:29I was like, Lord Jesus
37:30Where is Jesus?
37:32I need him to sop me up right now, bitch
37:37Shit's coming down, huh?
37:39Get that rain out of my face
37:42Bitch, I am wet
37:46Wet
37:49But you know what?
37:50You deserved it
37:51And you got it
37:52Work it out
37:53Work it out
37:53I can't believe that she did it like that
37:55Called us up, you're the top
37:56And said you're the winner
37:57And the rest of those bitches
37:58Have to fucking sit up there
37:59And sweat it out
38:00Sweat it out?
38:00Well, I mean, come on
38:01We're all stars at this point
38:02So we should always be winning
38:03True that
38:04True that
38:04Okay, so speaking of sweating it out
38:06Who do you think is sweating out
38:07Their weave tonight
38:08Lip-syncing for their life?
38:09Yada and Alexis might be in trouble
38:11I think they completely misunderstood
38:13With the challengers
38:13Even after speaking to some of us
38:15Well, okay, let's start with the half-baked
38:17They were completely baked
38:18Completely
38:19Their faces were completely done
38:20Yeah
38:20That was probably their first fault
38:22Then the second one was
38:23They just dressed up as each other
38:24Yeah
38:25Pageant and goth
38:26How is that an opposite?
38:27But then Mimi and Pandora
38:29Mimi and Pandora
38:29Are getting red for those dresses
38:30Those dresses
38:31You know what's really funny?
38:32Those are their own dresses
38:33Their own dresses
38:34That they brought themselves
38:34With the exact same coloring
38:36For separate reasons
38:37Separate reasons
38:37They are each other's sister
38:38And didn't even know it
38:40That is what I say
38:41When Rufa was walking through
38:43And said
38:43Maybe it's the universe
38:44Telling you something
38:44Bitch, it was the universe
38:46Telling you something
38:46The universe is saying
38:48Don't
38:49The universe is saying
38:51Do not
38:52Now
38:55Mimi, did you find that dress for sale?
38:57Half off?
38:5875% off?
38:59Did it keep going down?
38:59Did you have a coupon?
39:01Well, when Pandora walked back
39:02Into the workroom after the shoot
39:03Like she really looked like
39:04She was not having it
39:05Yeah
39:05And I don't know if it was
39:06Because she was just soaking
39:08But she had like lipstick
39:09All over her face
39:10She said that Mimi kissed her
39:12Yeah
39:13No
39:14Yeah, bitch
39:15Oh dear
39:16A happy ending
39:18Ew
39:20Mimi's a little like
39:21Look at me
39:22Look at me
39:22Look at me
39:23Look at me
39:23I mean
39:23Her name says it all
39:25Mimi, I'm first
39:26She was probably out there
39:27Trying to make it all about her
39:28Girl, there is no Mimi
39:29I'm first in team, honey
39:30We had to do each other's makeup
39:33And Pandora did a fabulous job
39:35Because Mimi looked like Mimi
39:37Yeah
39:37And Pandora looked like a fucking clown
39:40Okay
39:40Clown the house down
39:43Well, okay
39:44And here's the thing
39:45Mimi didn't get picked by anyone
39:47Do you honestly kind of think
39:48Why is Mimi here?
39:50I was gagged when she walked in the door
39:51I was too
39:52I did not expect to see her
39:53Well, there are about 50 of us
39:55Who have been in and out of these doors
39:56Do you think she could have been replaced
39:58By somebody else?
39:59Oh, girl
40:00Easily, yes
40:00100%
40:01And who do you think should have been here besides her?
40:04Chandra could have been bad
40:05Chandra
40:05Willa
40:06Willa
40:07Morgan
40:07Morgan
40:08I would have loved to see Morgan, bitch
40:09Come on
40:09Jessica
40:09Jessica
40:11And Rebecca Glasscock
40:20Next
40:26Pinkaroo, I see you
40:27Please make your way through to the gold bar
40:30Where a surprise awaits you
40:32In your big pink furry box
40:34Oh, girl
40:37Oh, girl
40:37Oh, girl
40:45Fancy
40:46Wow
40:47Okay, so
40:48Where's this pink box?
40:49Sit down, bitch
40:50Surprise
40:51Ah
40:53Ah
40:53Ah
40:54Ah
40:55Ah
40:56Ooh
40:57Ooh
40:58Willam was kicked off of Drag Race before
41:00So
41:00I am completely shocked that she's here
41:03Let's go over to the couch
41:05Shall we?
41:06Hey
41:06Oh, my God
41:07It looks like time has been good to you, Mama
41:10You are looking sickening
41:11You're a Teletubby?
41:12I'm Tinky Winky
41:13I'm a Poe Black Teletubby
41:15You're at least one and a half Teletubby
41:17I have a box right here for you
41:20Yeah, it's very furry
41:21Open it
41:23I'm scared
41:26Okay
41:27Twelve all-star queens
41:29Three choices
41:30RuPaul's version of kill
41:32Fuck
41:32Marry
41:33Who do you choose?
41:34You need to pick a queen that you'd kill
41:36Pick a queen that you'd want to marry
41:37And pick a queen that you would fuck
41:39Ah
41:40All right, let's do it
41:41Chad Michaels
41:43Kill
41:43Chad Michaels I would kill
41:45Kill because she's fierce
41:58There's not a choice?
41:59Okay
42:00Come on
42:01Okay
42:01I'm married
42:03I'll marry Chad
42:04Yadda
42:04Kill
42:05I would kill her because she is loud
42:10Mimi
42:11I would kill her
42:12Kill
42:13Kill her
42:13Kill
42:14Nina Flowers
42:16Marry
42:16I'd marry Nina
42:17Kill her
42:18Tammy Brown
42:19Of course I'd kill her
42:19I would fuck Tammy Brown
42:21Oh God
42:25You would fuck Tammy Brown
42:27That is exactly what doggy style was invented for
42:32Raven
42:32Fuck
42:33Wow
42:35I'll drink to that list
42:38Manila Luzon
42:39I actually think I would fuck you
42:41I would
42:42Yes, daddy
42:43But you can't talk
42:44You can't talk
42:46Latrice
42:47I would fuck you
42:48Because once you go black
42:50You win a wheelchair
42:52I've always wanted to be pushed around, darling
42:57I'll fuck her like crazy
43:01Jujubee
43:01Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
43:03I'll kill them all
43:03And I'm the last one standing
43:05And I'll just have sex and marry myself
43:07Okay
43:07I did this morning, honey
43:09My boyfriend is at home
43:10Bitches kill them all
43:12Pfft
43:13Alright, well
43:13I gotta go screw my way through all y'all's boyfriends while you're gone
43:16Cheers
43:17Cheers
43:17Baggy
43:18Baggy
43:19Eat it
43:19Ah
43:20Oh, girl
43:21Oh, she's such a blonde
43:22See you on CSI
43:25What a dumb bitch
43:28Here we go
43:29Thank you, ladies
43:30You may leave the stage
43:32And enjoy an absolute cocktail
43:33In the All-Star Lounge
43:35Woo, and my ass is still on fire, honey
43:38They chewed that bitch down, baby
43:39Girl
43:40Let's just unwrap our feelings, bitches
43:44Bitch, they ripped me into pieces
43:46And the truth is
43:47I look tragic in that picture
43:50You are motherfucking fierce
43:51You're one of, if not the fiercest, bitch in the cut
43:54Who do we all think, then, is going to be in the bottom two?
43:58I definitely think you and I will
43:59I'm not going to apologize for striving for perfection
44:03So be it
44:04You know, it's just an odd experience to, like, be back on that runway
44:08And then to have Santino
44:10The same damn thing that he said to me when I was on the show before
44:13And I'm just like
44:14You know what?
44:14I love Santino
44:15I'm not talking shit about Santino
44:16I'm just saying, bitch, never doubt yourself
44:18Ever
44:20I don't get what his aesthetic is
44:22What he thinks
44:23I want to know what he thinks
44:24Is really fabulous
44:24You're so costumey
44:26You're so costumey
44:26Of course it's a fucking costume
44:27Of course it's a costume
44:28It is a costume
44:29What do you think it is?
44:30It is a motherfucking costume, bitch
44:32And if you want realness
44:34Tell me you want realness
44:35And I'll give you fucking realness
44:36Then I'll go down to Charlotte Russe
44:37I'll spend $40
44:38And call it a day
44:39I feel more relaxed this time
44:41I feel super relaxed
44:42And you look fabulous
44:43The reality of it is
44:44Is we do have to care to some degree what they think
44:46Because we've chosen to be here
44:48And we are being judged
44:49You know what to me
44:50What a stupid-ass question was?
44:52Mimi, do you feel sexy in that outfit?
44:54Well, bitch
44:55That was not the criteria
44:57For what we were asked to wear
44:58No
44:58We were asked to wear an outfit that worked together
45:00She had that dress
45:01I had this dress
45:02It's a no-brainer
45:03That we're going to wear this
45:04There was no other criteria
45:05For what we were going to wear
45:06Here