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00:00Hello, and welcome to Willem's Darkroom Duel.
00:05This is our grand finale, and I'm so excited to be here
00:08and to look at these strippers and to see all the talent.
00:12We went from eight incredible dancers down to our top two,
00:15possibly two verse tops.
00:17The ultimate winner of Willem's Darkroom Duel
00:20will be named King of the Darkroom, according to Pride.com,
00:23and they will receive a fabulous prize package,
00:25including a year's supply of pure-for-men capsules,
00:28bum balm, and body scrub,
00:31a one-year gold subscription to my favorite dating app, Tamey.
00:34And most importantly, the King of the Darkroom
00:36is going to get to perform live with me at one of my live shows.
00:40Tickets now available, I bet.
00:42And since we're down to the wire on this,
00:43both of the strippers tonight are going to walk away
00:45with that $2,000 tip from Cute Care.
00:48Now let's get this show going and bring out our sexpert judges.
00:52First up is Meatball.
00:53Yes, 20% beef, 30% turkey, 40% veal, 10% talent.
01:03What does that add up to?
01:04Girl, I'm a model, not a mathematician.
01:07Thank you so much for having me.
01:08I'm so excited for the competition.
01:10I'll see you there.
01:11Bye.
01:12Next up is our resident male stripping expert, Yoni.
01:16Oh, mi amor, pesitos, muchos, mi culo.
01:32Rico.
01:34Rompe mi culo.
01:36Next up, all the way from the UK,
01:38say hey to Mama Mamba.
01:43Ooh, dark beauty.
01:44Great.
01:45Crystal cheers.
01:46Got both to tell this time.
01:49Yes.
01:50So cute, Mama.
01:51Thank you, baby.
01:53And last, but certainly not 11 inches least, Raheem.
02:06Give me some boot.
02:09Tonight, we're going to learn our winner.
02:11But first, I'm very upset.
02:13And I'm going to address the network directly.
02:15I have not received one lap dance this entire season.
02:19Everybody else gets snail trails and me all alone over there.
02:23That comes to an end tonight.
02:25Harp, harp.
02:26Thank you so much, Scritch.
02:30This is the point in the evening where I invite our resident male stripping expert
02:33to come show me what he's made of and why he's the fucking expert.
02:36Okay?
02:37Oh, shit.
02:39Okay?
02:41Damn it.
02:42Yeah.
02:43Get up there and show us.
02:44Okay.
02:50Oh, uh-oh.
02:55Oh, my God.
02:56Oh, my God.
02:56Oh, my God.
02:58Oh, my God.
03:00Oh, my God.
03:02Oh, my God.
03:04Oh, my God.
03:30Okay, now that I got mine, it's about time that you get yours.
03:32So, let's bring out these strippers!
03:36Welcome to the stage, Reese Rydell.
03:42Scooby Von Dooby!
03:50Hi, boys.
03:51Hey.
03:53Tonight, you're going to be showcasing your signature strip.
03:58Okay, so, when one of you is going to be performing with me,
04:01one rule that every stripper should live by, in my opinion,
04:04is no money, no honey.
04:07Do you have any rules that are your Bible,
04:10they're like carved into stone, you don't do them?
04:12For me, pay up front.
04:14This is a good one, and most people don't do it.
04:17It's hard to stay on top of,
04:18and it's going to double your money.
04:20So, you always want to have, before every weekend begins,
04:23a few hundred and ones all wrapped up in 50s,
04:25hundreds, 25s, et cetera,
04:27and hit them up ahead of time with a photo.
04:29I do a little thing that shows,
04:31Reese Rydell, more tips, more strip,
04:33200 in cash, pay ahead of time.
04:35So, they'll send you an extra 300,
04:37and here's your ones, plus my pickup,
04:39and now you just doubled your money.
04:42Well, tonight, for this week's lap dance round,
04:44you're going to show the judges how you can work it
04:46to these non-stripper tracks,
04:48because I selected some songs
04:49which are decidedly not stripper music.
04:53Who'd like to go first?
04:55Who, um...
05:01Reese would like to go first.
05:03In the immortal words of Candace Cain,
05:05DJ, hear that!
05:07Cuz.
05:13deutsche music
05:15Anything
05:19Yeah.
05:27Wahoo...
05:29What?
05:31Alexa,
05:35Oh, there it goes.
06:05Ooh, just in time.
06:11Skubin, good fucking luck.
06:15Oh.
06:19Oh.
06:23Oh.
06:31Oh.
06:33Oh.
06:43Oh.
06:53Oh.
06:57Yeah, nothing goes better with loop music than raw butthole.
07:17It was good.
07:18It was really good, guys.
07:19It was fun.
07:21Yeah, Skubin, I thought you did a really good job of, like, playing out the music that
07:24you got.
07:25Yeah, I thought it was so fun.
07:26I think it is so important to be able to do that because sometimes you will be in the
07:29club and you'll get thrown some random ass song.
07:31Like, sometimes it does happen, so you just have to roll with it and I think you both
07:34did amazing.
07:35Okay, now that that's over, let's get ready for the most important performance of the
07:39season.
07:40The signature strip.
07:41This decides the future.
07:43Please exit the way you came, right through my bright pink hole.
07:47Oh.
07:53Wow, judges.
07:54This is a really tight game.
07:56Who do you think is going to take it, Skubin or Reese?
07:59I honestly couldn't tell you.
08:00Like, they're both very different.
08:02Like, what the other one lacks, the other one has and vice versa.
08:04So, I'm really excited to see what they're going to bring out.
08:07I feel like it's going to be a competition between charisma and sexiness, eroticism.
08:12This is going to be really tough.
08:14They're both so talented.
08:15And like they were saying, they're both so good in different ways.
08:17So, from Skubin, I really want to see a lot more charisma from him and not just raw talent
08:22and skill.
08:23And from Reese, we all know that he's, like, so goofy and fun.
08:26I kind of want to see him go, like, hardcore sexy and see if he can do that.
08:30I get it when you say, like, both good but in different ways.
08:34Like, your eyebrows.
08:35Okay.
08:36You know what?
08:37I've had it.
08:38I'm quitting.
08:39There's pizza in the back.
08:44I'm busy.
08:45Sorry, we need to go get Meatball out of that stuffed crust before it gets in her wig.
08:50We're going to commercial.
08:52So, tonight is very important.
08:54This last performance is the signature strip where we get to see it all left out on the pole.
08:59Or the floor.
09:01Or Meatball's thigh.
09:03We're going to kick off tonight's strip with Skubin Von Dubin!
09:08Oh, my God.
09:13Oh, my God.
09:14Oh, my God.
09:44That's what I'm talking about.
10:14No, not me. I'm shy.
10:21Oh my God.
10:44Oh my God.
11:14Oh my God.
11:21I'm going to need some lactate and a condom.
11:24Next up to the stage is Reese Rideout.
11:44Cotton, cotton candy.
12:07gotta find it searching for my sweetness gotta gotta find it searching for my weakness gotta gotta
12:18find it begging on my knees gotta gotta find it open sesame please gotta gotta find it searching
12:31for my sweetness gotta gotta find it searching for my weakness gotta gotta find it begging on my knees
12:43gotta gotta find it open sesame please cotton cotton candy sticky wet and pink cotton cotton candy
12:56let me get a lick cotton cotton candy sticky wet and pink cotton cotton candy let me get a lick lick it
13:11lick it tasty put it in my mouth lick it lick it tasty squirming all about lick it lick it tasty
13:23make you scream and shout lick it lick it tasty turn me inside out
13:34thank you
13:37commercial break okay so judges the signature strip happened tonight but this whole season counts i mean
13:44you've really made an impression on the judges meatball tell us some thoughts about scoobin
13:47scoobin this entire competition you have been so sexy and so sultry and just so hot and it's just
13:54been so fun to watch you and tonight i was really looking for some sort of a change and growth in
13:59you and to watch you have fun and the minute you pulled out that whipped cream i was like oh it's
14:03gonna be a good time and you like playing with willem was so funny so it was really nice to see you
14:08trying something new and different and you executed it so well i loved it the minute i seen you i was like
14:14wow that guy got potential you did great thank you my favorite part about you this season is seeing
14:21you like evolve i feel like you've really shown your personality now and it's been really nice to
14:24see you shine and like come through raheem what do you think listen i was worried when you came out
14:29with the mask but you took it off and listen your performance was fun but more importantly you ooze
14:34sexiness i'm gonna give you that credit and for me winner yeah thank you thank you i really like the ooze
14:41well we're gonna ooze on down the road to reese down the slippery slope what a wonderful song
14:50tell us about your inspiration behind their your original track yeah candy yeah original truck
14:55something sexual and cotton candy is good and sweet melts in your mouth i'm getting hard thinking about
15:02it me though you've gotten to know reese over this season and tonight tell us some thoughts i mean
15:07overall this season you have been so high camp very goofy very what i love when i see performers
15:13tonight i was really hoping to see you try to be a lot more sexy and like try something a little bit
15:19different and i think it started out really sexy i love the song i love the costume and the wig uh but
15:25i just felt like it wasn't much different than anything you've done this season i feel like it was a lot
15:32of the same and when it comes to what she said over this season you have been incredible like you came
15:39out right from the very start with incredible personality you've been high energy the entire
15:43time but tonight i feel like it kind of fell flat a bit for me raheem we know that you like reese and
15:48all of his assets what do you think about the show tonight i like reese and again let me start off
15:52by saying this i appreciate how you represent people our age in this industry because you give us energy you
15:59let people know that we do have energy we can be fun however it was too cheesy and to be honest
16:05with you there was nothing sexy about that performance it felt like you were promoting
16:09your own music and i don't think that complimented you and what you have to offer at all judges this is
16:15something i've never said pull out your scorecards because we're getting ready for the final score for
16:24the signature strip tonight we'll be judging scoobin first let's see your scores meatball we got a 10 yoni
16:34we got a 10 mama mamba we got a 10 raheem we got a 10 tens across the horse yes meatball show us
16:45your score for reese we got a nine yoni we got a nine mama mama we got a six raheem we got a five
16:54five that makes our winner scoobin bond dubin season one will of jack's room duel yay
17:05don't you worry none of these trippers are going hungry because everybody here walks away with a
17:09two thousand dollar tip from q care thank you q care who provide prep and doxy prep for all the
17:15people that need it okay you guys it's that time to wrap up the season i want to thank all the judges
17:19meatball yoni mama mama raheem our wonderful dancers scoobin bondubin and reese ride out and i
17:26couldn't have done it without me
17:31support your local strippers tip them hoes go outside and hook put on a wig and suck it
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