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00:00Welcome to Willem's Darkroom Duel, even though it's really light.
00:04Every week, two male entertainers strip for me and my expert judges.
00:09They sit over there.
00:11The dancer with the biggest score will be invited to compete in our semifinals at the end of this season.
00:18Ooh, seasonal.
00:19The ultimate winner of Willem's Darkroom Duel will be named King of the Darkroom, according to Pride.com,
00:24and they will receive a fabulous prize package, including a year's supply of Pure For Men capsules,
00:30bum balm, and body scrub, a one-year gold subscription to my favorite dating app, Tamey's.
00:36Now, of course, in my club, we pay all the strippers.
00:40And that's why every week, the dancer voted off will walk away with a $2,000 prize from Q Care.
00:45And once again, a chance to open for me at one of my live shows.
00:49Because, baby, I bring the asses to the masses.
00:52And this pussy the bomb!
00:54Enough of these rules.
00:56You came for the ass.
00:58So let's bring out the judges.
01:00Meatball!
01:01Our nightlife expert.
01:03Thank you so much for having me.
01:04I'm here looking for love tonight.
01:06Found it.
01:07Got it.
01:08Nah.
01:10Next up is our male stripping expert, Yoni!
01:18Ay, papi, es una pasiva.
01:22Que pasa?
01:23Que pasa?
01:24Oh, you're making me feel horny.
01:26Oh.
01:27Always.
01:28Our performance expert is no stranger to the stage.
01:31It's Mama Mamba!
01:36Wait, I thought I was your biggest fan.
01:38Hi, slut.
01:41Mwah.
01:42Look at these handlebars.
01:43Does it?
01:44Yeah, you know.
01:46I'm naive.
01:47And last but never least, our adult entertainment director and coordinator correspondent, Raheem!
01:57Ooh.
01:59Ooh, I feel it coming.
02:01Oops.
02:02Judges, are you ready for another crazy night?
02:09Absolutely.
02:10The theme tonight is something we could all get an MBA in.
02:15Bussy business.
02:16We asked the strippers tonight to perform a dance inspired by a dream job that doesn't include blow or rim.
02:24I would really like to thank Tamey for sponsoring tonight's duel.
02:30Tamey is the most inclusive queer dating app in the world.
02:33Tamey helps queer people embrace their fluidity, diversity, and connection.
02:37I memorized that.
02:39Thanks, Tamey.
02:40We appreciate you.
02:41Mama, so Tamey is available internationally, much like us.
02:45Do you love using it for your things in the UK?
02:47I do.
02:48I'm pansexual, so I'm a whore of every flavor.
02:51I love the diversity on there.
02:53Like, I can pick and choose whatever I'm in the mood for.
02:55I'm greedy.
02:56I'll choose, honey.
02:58I see nothing wrong with that.
03:00Now, Raheem, do you think you could find a scene partner on Tamey?
03:03Of course.
03:03The fluidity and diversity.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Knockdown stereotypes.
03:07You have a lot to choose from.
03:09I'm on there, too.
03:11Right here.
03:12I'm on there, Raheem.
03:13You know what?
03:14I'm on there, in case you want to find me.
03:16You never hit me up.
03:18That's true.
03:19Are y'all ready to meet some strippers?
03:21Yes, please.
03:23Bring the strippers.
03:25From the mean streets of Los Angeles, give us Cyrus Stark.
03:30Hello, hello, hello.
03:33Hi, Cyrus.
03:34Baby, how are you?
03:35And next up is your favorite stripping daddy, Reese Rideau.
03:45Ah, damn.
03:46Damn.
03:47Reese, now I know you got some tricks up your sleeve.
03:49You've been in this game.
03:50That's better than a teleprompter.
03:56How would you describe your dancing style?
03:58I do a lot of different styles.
04:01I think mostly it's dry humping.
04:03I'll dry hump you if you're, you know, at hospice about to pass away or, you know, your 21st birthday.
04:11Either way, I'll get you.
04:12What a way to go, honestly.
04:15Sure stories.
04:16How would you describe your dance style?
04:17Very, like, cutesy, improv.
04:21No sort of numbers of choreo.
04:23I just go with the flow, very flow.
04:26It's always good to have your toe in a lot of different little pools.
04:30Do you have any other side hustles that you do other than dancing?
04:34Yes, I do porn.
04:36Modeling.
04:38Yeah, just a lot of little side hustles.
04:41Reese, do you have any side hustles?
04:43Too many.
04:44Strip, porn.
04:45I've been stripping 19 years.
04:46Porn 20 years.
04:47And then I also strip a Santa around Christmas time.
04:51Stripping-Santa.com.
04:53Ho, ho, ho, ho.
04:55That's what the holidays are about.
04:57Coming together.
04:58Now, for anybody that's watching and wants to download Tamey, what's your tips for a good, like, profile photo?
05:03I would say use one of yours.
05:06What's your go-to pose?
05:09Very side profile, some leg movement, so, uh, yeah.
05:15Reese, what's your good side?
05:16Trick question, all of them.
05:18All of them.
05:19I love putting up a really good photo, but if it's too good, it's unbelievable.
05:24So I kind of got to tame it down.
05:26Yeah.
05:27So tonight's theme is bussy business.
05:30So this is my favorite part of the show because it involves getting to know these contestants from the inside.
05:38That's it.
05:40This is our lap dance mini challenge.
05:42So this is the time to get the judges a little taste of what you're going to give them for the main stage.
05:47Get them a little riled up.
05:48Not too much.
05:49Too much.
05:49But enough.
05:50Sure's enough.
05:51You know.
05:52A great performer can make even the mundane feel sexy.
05:55You know, the bussy business work of it all.
05:57Each of you was assigned a randomized prop from my purse.
06:01You have one minute to take that prop from boring to boner.
06:06Cyrus, you'll be performing with an old apron.
06:10And Reese, you'll be performing with a dirty mop.
06:13Reese, can you please exit through my glory hole to get your prop?
06:18Yes, ma'am.
06:19Ma'am?
06:20And I brought this the mop.
06:23Ma'am?
06:23What am I?
06:24A district attorney?
06:27Reese, you're on a secure line.
06:28Has the mop been secured?
06:30Yes.
06:31Welcome to the stage.
06:32Reese, ride out.
06:38Oh.
06:38Oh, my.
06:40So it's loose.
06:44Oh, you stuff are right there.
06:48Oh.
06:50Reverse psychology.
06:53All right.
07:02Get some up in there, baby.
07:04That'll clear your congestion up.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:18Oh, dear Lord.
07:23Baby.
07:23Mother, how are you?
07:24Oh, she's rubbing me with it.
07:27Okay.
07:29Great job, Reese.
07:31That was so hot.
07:32Hey, sexy baby, not ma'am.
07:35Cyrus, if you don't mind, can you go back and grab that little apron?
07:38Make some magic for mama.
07:40Please make space and make welcome, Cyrus.
07:42Come on.
07:53Oh.
08:06I like it.
08:06I can't like you're playing.
08:08oh wow
08:19that was for me
08:29that's for me
08:30yeah that's for me baby
08:32oh is that for you
08:33tune around for me puppy
08:36there you go
08:37hello
08:52great job cyrus
08:56yeah you have poor time
08:59management skills
09:00judges were you tantalized
09:05titillated
09:06all of it
09:07it was so sexy
09:09and i love the two separate approaches
09:10the comedy and then the horny
09:12okay before the main strip
09:14we would love for you to do any last minute prep
09:16maybe some cure for men
09:17in my glory hole
09:19bossy bottom
09:23now not every app is as fluid and cool as tamey
09:30have you ever had any problems finding partners on any other hookup apps
09:33what i like about tamey is that i can just put like oh i'm a drag queen on there and i don't have to be like fake overly masculine like some other apps where it's like you have to be a certain thing to get fucked
09:44is your picture on there
09:45is your picture on there in drag
09:47no but i do put that like my instagram profile on that one whereas the other ones
09:52i like that
09:52some guys are like oh i don't want to fuck a drag queen
09:55but like tamey it's like some guys want to fuck a drag queen
09:58but i'm not gonna fuck in drag
10:00you don't like to fuck in drag
10:01no i've never fucked in drag
10:02oh what
10:03really
10:03can you imagine it would be so hot
10:05it would be like wearing a fucking bare skin rug
10:07look at all the shit that's on me
10:09you want to dig around in here
10:10of course
10:11oh
10:11i'm gonna go wash out my ears guys
10:15but while i'm doing that i'm gonna go on tamey and find someone to play with my mop handle
10:19we'll be right back when someone picks that the fuck up
10:22it's time for the main strip portion of our evening's event
10:26and now i would like you to make your eyes ears and any other orifices ready for reese rideout
10:32with his original tune biceps
10:34in the words of candace kane
10:36howdy
10:37biceps
10:54biceps
10:55biceps
10:57biceps
10:58biceps
10:59biceps
11:01biceps
11:02biceps
11:03biceps
11:04biceps
11:05biceps
11:06biceps
11:07biceps
11:08got a bam bam boom and a bing bing bing bam
11:12biggity biggity all biceps and wham wham wham
11:15doing curls for the girls for the girls with the curls
11:19that's right that's what i said was
11:23you're jealous
11:24biceps
11:25c
11:26biceps
11:29biceps
11:30biceps
11:31biceps
11:32biceps
11:33Yes!
11:35Cut!
12:03Biceps, biceps, biceps
12:07Biceps
12:12Girls with the CURLS
12:17Yeah
12:23Biceps
12:24Brrrrrrisons, bringing my guns to the gun show. Brrrrrrisons, bringing my guns to the gun show. Brrrrrrisons, brrrrrrrrisons.
12:44Wait, I don't even care. Five second rule, I'll still put it in my mouth.
12:48Here is like the perfect bachelorette. Yes, perfect.
12:55I know we just saw one good stripper, but we're about to have Geja Vu.
12:58Cyrus, bring it to the stage.
13:01When I grow up, I'mma be a supermodel.
13:05Mommy says I'm talented, I know that I can handle it.
13:08When I grow up, I'mma be a supermodel.
13:11Mommy says I'm talented, I know that I can handle it.
13:15There's the sensitivity to flashing lights, cover your eyes.
13:18Paparazzi, swallow this.
13:20Plumb, be dirty, mean, and be alabaster.
13:23The edge laws want to master.
13:25Bake the world into plaster, caster disasters.
13:28White linen dreams don't make sense.
13:32Sorry, I'm just like...
13:34Yeah, I think it's literally sorry for the call.
13:37Okay, and are you comfortable with that race?
13:40I'm sorry, so...
13:42Yeah, I understand what happens.
13:44When I grow up, I'mma be a supermodel.
13:51Mommy says I'm talented, I know that I can handle it.
13:55When I grow up, I'mma be a supermodel.
13:58Mommy says I'm talented, I know that I can handle it.
14:02Those with sensitivity to flashing lights cover your eyes.
14:05Yeah, there you go.
14:06All of this, plumb, be dirty, mean and be alabaster.
14:09The edge laws want to master.
14:11Bake the world into plaster, caster disasters.
14:15White linen dreams don't make sense anymore.
14:18I'mma be a supermodel, plastic doll, rock n' roll.
14:21Roll, hunky-dory, transcendental, elemental, what I wanna be
14:25Super cute, super lean, superman, sweat
14:28On the chance that we will meet
14:32And we're walking down the same street
14:36Oh, you go your way
14:39When I grow up, I'ma be a supermodel
14:43Mummy says I'm talented, I know that I can hand-hand-hand
14:47When I grow up, I'ma be a supermodel
14:53Mummy says I'm talented, I know that I can hand-hand-hand
15:00I can hand-hand-hand
15:02Mommy says I'm talented, I know that I can hand-hand
15:16When I grow up, I'ma be a supermodel
15:20Mummy says I'm talented, I know that I can hand-hand-hand
15:23When I grow up, I'ma be a supermodel
15:26Mommy says I'm talented
15:28I know that I can handle it
15:30Handle it
15:31I'ma be a supermodel
15:33Sparkleys!
15:39Yay!
15:44Cyrus, please come back to the table whenever you're ready
15:47Here, come here
15:51Give me your fan, I'll fan you off
15:55Take a couple deep breaths
15:56Cyrus, I want to start with a good thing
15:59Your hair is still perfect
16:00You're perfect
16:03You're tan, you feel good
16:05Thank you
16:07Think of how many amazing people you can meet on Tamey after this
16:10We are back from our main stage stripper event break
16:14We had to put some underwear on the boys
16:16So we had a spot to put the mics
16:18Because strippers should be seen and heard
16:21Now it's time for our critique and judging
16:25Gentlemen, if you would, please follow me
16:28This way
16:29Okay
16:29Damn, alright
16:34I'm sorry about the lack of rhythm
16:40I have a severe case of the Caucasians
16:42Now as a reminder, you're going to be judged on skill and star power
16:49The judges are going to score from 1 to 10
16:52And 10 is the highest
16:53Tonight we're going to start our scoring off with Reese Rideout
16:57Judges
16:59Hello
17:00Hello
17:01Good to see you
17:02Good to see you too
17:03From the front
17:04Hey, you look better from the back
17:06Baby 360 beauty
17:08Yes
17:09She must work out
17:12Reese
17:13That was incredible
17:14I loved it
17:15It was so campy
17:17And you were like aware of how campy it was
17:20So the whole time you were performing
17:21I was just like having a laugh with you
17:24It also gave me real like professional stripper
17:26That you'd like hire for a bachelorette party
17:28But everyone would have a wonderful time
17:30But I could also see you doing that number at one of my events
17:33And the audience absolutely loving it
17:35Reese, I think you are amazing
17:38You are exactly what anybody would like to see
17:43If they hire a stripper
17:44It's a little bit goofy, I would say
17:47You know, I would say you are amazing for a club act
17:51You know, for private parties
17:54You're it, man, that's it
17:56Mama, do you think goofy can be sexy?
17:59Sometimes, I think
18:01I love how you used the costume
18:03Like, it was very clear what your character was
18:05And I think you used the brief really, really well
18:07For me, it was slightly more comical than sexy
18:09You are, of course, incredibly sexy
18:11But I think along with the song choice and everything
18:14It was a little bit more on the comedy side for me
18:16So I would have liked a little bit more sexiness
18:18But it was very fun
18:19More cop-less comedy
18:20Yeah
18:21It's something I've never said outside the bedroom
18:23But you got a lot of cack
18:24It was a big hose from that fireman
18:26Yeah, it was good
18:28Take it out again
18:29Raheem, as our resident sexpert
18:31What do you think?
18:32Can goofy be sexy?
18:33Uh, Reese, I appreciated your professionalism
18:37And the fun
18:38I think you would have benefited
18:39By choosing a different song
18:41Beautiful song
18:42But I think the goofiness took away from the sexiness
18:45But we all appreciated the fun of your performance
18:48And definitely the professionalism
18:50But I think you have a lot of sexiness
18:52And I think the song choice took away from that
18:55I think the song choice was perfect
18:56Don't listen to them
18:57It was hot
18:58Okay, judges
18:59Now time for our second contestant of the evening
19:01Cyrus!
19:03I'm going to be honest with you
19:04Your performance was sloppy
19:07Yeah, it was
19:08It was sloppy
19:09I'm just being honest
19:09Yeah, be honest
19:10I feel like maybe you were nervous before this
19:12It did not seem that you were at all together
19:15The disappointment with that
19:16Was seeing the potential in your performance
19:18Because you are a beautiful person
19:20But have confidence in yourself and what you do
19:24And I'm just going to leave it at that
19:27I didn't really understand the character though
19:30The business part of it
19:32What was the character?
19:33The character was supermodel
19:35Breaking free from the industry I've been in for years
19:38I could have told the story better
19:39Had I gotten myself together more beforehand
19:42And also just
19:43Yeah, obviously it was sloppy
19:44And I got in my head a little bit
19:46I know that
19:47You know, you're a very cute guy
19:49But you know, like for stripping
19:51Yeah
19:52Being cute
19:53It's really
19:54I mean
19:55Not the strongest
19:56It worked for me when I was dancing regularly
19:58I started at 18
19:59I danced for years
20:00It was much better then
20:01I've kind of taken a break for years
20:02And it's never an excuse of course
20:04I tried to prepare as much as I could for this
20:06And then I got in my head
20:07And I stopped dancing for a while
20:09And I just thought, you know
20:10You know, the dancing skills
20:11I could see some dancing skills, sure
20:14It didn't really show
20:15But it's there
20:17It really didn't do much for me
20:20Yeah
20:20Yes
20:21Yeah, I understand
20:22I think something that happens to a lot of performers
20:25Trying something a little bit outside the box
20:27Is they get really hard on themselves in the performance
20:29When something, like, kind of doesn't go right
20:32Part of being a performer is if something goes wrong
20:34You don't want the audience to know
20:36And when a little things went wrong
20:38You emoted that
20:39And it kind of took us all out
20:41Of course
20:41But you have an immense amount of skill on the pole
20:45You were doing tricks that I hadn't seen at all
20:47There's a lot that you can do
20:49And it's really good
20:50I think you just need to work on a little bit more
20:52Performance confidence
20:53But, like, you're gorgeous
20:54You have an amazing body
20:56You can do stuff on that pole
20:57That I had never seen before
20:59So just keep trying
21:00Keep going forward
21:02Okay, judges
21:03Time to pick a score
21:04We're going to start with Reese tonight
21:06You get a 10 from me
21:11I'm going to give you a 10
21:14You did exactly what I wanted to see in this competition
21:18Hey, mama
21:19I'm going to give you an 8
21:21Just because I need a little bit more spiciness
21:23Oh, Rahim
21:24Do it to him
21:25I'm going to give you an 8
21:26Because I know you can be sexy
21:29I know you can be sexy
21:30But, like I said
21:31The cheesiness took away from me
21:32That puts you at 36
21:34And I know that because they told me in my ear
21:37Not because I'm good at math
21:38Cyrus, you're going to need a 37 or higher
21:40To beat Reese
21:42And remember, nobody walks away from Willem's Darkroom empty-handed
21:44The person that doesn't win
21:46Gets a $2,000 tip
21:47Courtesy of our friends at Qcare
21:49Who provide prep and doxy prep
21:51For all the people that need it
21:53And our winner will be moving into our semi-final round
21:55Judges, please think on it
21:58And give us some scores for Cyrus
21:595
22:01Yoni
22:03I'm going to give you a nice 5
22:055
22:05Yes
22:06Mama
22:065, little sick
22:085
22:08Rahim
22:09I've got to beat him more
22:10I'm sorry
22:11But seeing the potential and what I saw
22:13Sorry
22:14Don't be sorry
22:15You're a judge
22:16So that means it's 17
22:17But that 17 just got you $2,000 from our friends at Qcare
22:21Thank you
22:23So show the camera that beautiful smile
22:26There you go
22:27We got a little thumbnail for the daddies
22:29They like this kind of young stuff
22:30Yeah
22:31Here you go
22:32Yeah
22:33You're going to need to see a teller
22:35You can't do that through the ATM
22:36Huh?
22:36Reese, how do you feel?
22:38Do you have any sensation left in your penis?
22:40I'm not on my board
22:41What?
22:42What?
22:43What was that?
22:44Let me at it
22:45Let me at it
22:46I have to take something off
22:48Yes
22:49Okay
22:50Yeah
22:50While we un-girth
22:52In the unshmucked lounge
22:54We're going to thank our friends at Qcare one more time
22:57Just because we like them
22:58And remember you at home
23:00Or wherever you're watching this
23:01Support your local strippers
23:03Um
23:05Okay
23:05I have to take something off
23:06Of course
23:07I am
23:07Of course
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