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00:00I'm a queen!
00:02Six queens!
00:04One exotic destination.
00:06All under one roof.
00:08For one whole week.
00:10What could go wrong?
00:12Each queen will reign as a cruise director for a day.
00:16I'm ready to take this day by the bow.
00:20Keeping all these hoes in a tank
00:24from morning till night.
00:28It all culminates with one sickening performance
00:32for the locals.
00:34This ain't no vacation, hunties.
00:38It's a slaycation.
00:40I'm a queen!
00:52Caribbean girl in the snow, honey.
00:54It's me, Miss Jada Shida Hudson
00:56from season three of Candace Drag Race.
00:58I am so happy to meet all of my sisters
01:01from different franchises right here
01:03in Blue Mountain, Collingwood.
01:05The queen is back, baby.
01:07I'm so excited for a slaycation vacation.
01:12Oh, my God. I am home!
01:14I'm a queen!
01:16Oh, wow.
01:17Oh, hey!
01:19We see the cameras. Hello, boys.
01:22Oh, Miss Honey.
01:23I'm looking around and...
01:25This house is nice.
01:27It's fit for a queen.
01:29Maybe even six.
01:31Come on, slaycation.
01:35Baby!
01:36It's me, your girl, Candy Muse,
01:39your two-time runner-up
01:41from RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 8
01:43and season 13.
01:45I'm here at the slaycation vacation.
01:48Oh, bitch.
01:49It's gonna get crazy.
01:50Hello?
01:52I heard this house is haunted
01:53with a bunch of dirty sluts.
01:55Sister!
01:58Hi.
01:59Welcome to Canada.
02:00And my girl, Jada Shida Hudson, is here.
02:02Oh, bitch.
02:03Bitch, you look gorge.
02:04You look good, too, honey.
02:05Thanks. Thanks.
02:06Take it in. Take it in.
02:07Take it in.
02:08Eat, eat, eat.
02:09I don't remember the last time I took a vacation.
02:12I'm ready to have a good time.
02:14I already want a shot of tequila, bitch.
02:16I want to turn up.
02:19I am Carrie Colby.
02:20You may know me as Tranos from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 14.
02:24You know, it's cold outside, but I'm too hot to be called.
02:27So let's get the blood flowing.
02:30Uh-oh. There's someone else here.
02:31It's the woman of the house.
02:33How?
02:34Can I go?
02:36Already, bitch?
02:37Girl, you just walked in.
02:39I know.
02:40You have heels on?
02:41Stilettos and ice are not my friends.
02:43Honey.
02:44Hi.
02:45Mwah.
02:46Mwah.
02:47Hi, baby.
02:48Come on, y'all.
02:49I know.
02:50Welcome to Canada.
02:51I am not equipped for the cold.
02:52You look gorgeous.
02:54Oh, Miss Honey, the diva Miss Carrie Colby, she is pretty, but she needs to eat a sandwich if you ask me.
03:00No red M&M's for me.
03:01Wow.
03:02Oh, my God.
03:03I am so excited under who else is going to be coming up in this house.
03:05I know.
03:06I wonder, too.
03:07It's me, Luxe North London, RuPaul's Drag Race season 15 finalist.
03:14Hi.
03:15Oh, my God.
03:16Oh, my God.
03:17Oh, my God.
03:18Hello, Flamingo.
03:19Come on, pink.
03:20Yeah.
03:21How are you?
03:22I'm good, baby.
03:23You want me to see you again?
03:24Yellow gorgeous.
03:25This is Luxe Luxe.
03:26What's up?
03:27Welcome to the house.
03:28I don't have a lot of friends who are, like, drag race girls.
03:30So I'm excited to now have some friends that I can call on who share a similar experience
03:41to me.
03:42Well, we had a piece of candy.
03:43Mm-hmm.
03:44A piece of candy.
03:45Mm-hmm.
03:46All right.
03:47And a banana.
03:48Oh, my God.
03:49I just got it.
03:50I just got it.
03:51Banana.
03:52Yeah.
03:53A very large banana.
03:54Ooh.
03:55The shade has already started, bitch.
03:57I'm Laurence Chaney, and I am the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race UK season two.
04:04I'm so excited to be in Canada because we are doing a performance for the community
04:10at the end of the week.
04:12But right now, I just want to let off some steam and relax.
04:16Hello, hello, hello.
04:18Hi.
04:19Oh, my God.
04:20That was a quick entry.
04:22Oh, my.
04:23Laurence Chaney.
04:24Oh, my God.
04:25Hi, baby.
04:26Mwah.
04:27Mwah.
04:28Welcome to Canada.
04:29Mwah.
04:30Mwah.
04:31Hello, baby.
04:32Mwah.
04:33Mwah.
04:34Laurence Chaney.
04:35Oh, my God.
04:40You're, like, the only winner here so far.
04:42Oh, my God, not that.
04:43By default.
04:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:45By default.
04:46Well, I lost twice, so technically I almost won winner.
04:47Oh!
04:52Oh, my God.
04:53Hello.
04:54It is Boa from season one of Canada's Drag Race.
04:57Woo!
04:58I always feel like an outcast around other drag queens, but I am so, so, so excited to meet
05:03my sisters for the week.
05:05Hey.
05:06Oh, my God.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:08Oh, my God.
05:09Hi, guys.
05:10How are you guys?
05:11Good to see you.
05:12Oh, no.
05:13Hi, love.
05:14Hi.
05:15Last but not least, Boa.
05:17Oh, my God.
05:18Yay.
05:19My Toronto sister.
05:20Hi.
05:21She looks so good.
05:22Hi, girl.
05:23I know.
05:24Hey.
05:25Nice to see you.
05:26I haven't seen you in so long.
05:27You fucking fan.
05:28You're so shady.
05:29How am I shady?
05:30So, Jay is here.
05:31How are you, Boa?
05:32Good.
05:33How are you?
05:34I'm good.
05:35Good.
05:36I guess there's room for everybody.
05:38Should we explore the house, please?
05:40Let's explore our house.
05:41All right.
05:42Okay.
05:43Let's go.
05:44Hi.
05:45Mama.
05:46Hi.
05:47What is this?
05:48Oh, Laurence.
05:49Jada.
05:50Wait, Karen.
05:51You look so good.
05:52That's the old Boa.
05:54Huh?
05:55I'm looking for the big room.
05:56I need, I need the big room.
05:59Boa.
06:00Laurence.
06:01Okay, not mine.
06:02I'm confused looking at this one.
06:03Like, I don't remember taking that.
06:04I look like a young Betty White.
06:07Oh, my God.
06:08She's back.
06:09Look, look like a little girl.
06:12Girl.
06:13She dressed for the winter.
06:14I don't know how I balance my hair and those skis at the same time.
06:17Baby, talent.
06:18Do the rooms have names on them?
06:20Boa and Laurence, the room is over here.
06:23Oh, my God.
06:28Oh, my God.
06:29Wait, I have my own room.
06:32This is cute.
06:33Can I, like, steal this pillowcase?
06:36Boa and Laurence.
06:38Do I have a bigger bed than you?
06:40No, I think they messed up the pillows.
06:42No, no, no.
06:43Yeah, yeah.
06:44I think the pillows are absolutely fine.
06:46Where's my room?
06:47I feel like there's multiple levels to the house.
06:49And there's a twist.
06:50There it is.
06:51Dun, dun, dun.
06:52Okay.
06:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:54Okay, let me see this side.
06:55Oh, I love this.
06:57How does Carrie have her own bed?
06:59Like, literally, I have no room.
07:00You have a room, son.
07:01I guarantee you there's a room.
07:02Babe, I just walk in all the rooms.
07:04I have no room.
07:05I'm telling you.
07:06Look downstairs, maybe.
07:07Maybe there's a pillow couch for you.
07:09We're sharing a room.
07:11I know.
07:12I was wondering how the rooms would go.
07:15And I really wanted my own room.
07:17But if I had to share with anybody, it's you.
07:20I know.
07:21It's going to be fun.
07:22Every time me and Lawrence get together, she is so funny and amazing to be around.
07:27Girl, this is going to be like a real slaycation.
07:29Oh, y'all twinning.
07:32Oh, this is four.
07:33I love this.
07:34I'm telling you.
07:35There's literally no room for me.
07:37No.
07:39Okay, production.
07:40Don't get cute, baby.
07:42Not too much.
07:43I know I have a room in here, okay?
07:45Don't play.
07:46Girl, you're on the couch.
07:48Imagine if she doesn't have a room.
07:51She has, like, the master bedroom or downstairs or something.
07:54Hold on.
07:56I'm coming.
07:57Honestly, if it's downstairs, I don't want it.
07:59I'm scared, like...
08:00Of ghosts?
08:01Honestly, like, that ghost story was, like, real.
08:03What ghost story?
08:04I was sleeping, and my door was closed.
08:09So I wake up in the middle of the night, and my door was open like a little crack.
08:14And I was like, well, that's weird that I had my door closed.
08:17I closed the door.
08:19Okay.
08:20Woke up again to use the bathroom this time.
08:22The door was open.
08:23And I'm just like, what's going on?
08:25What really had me, like, scared and thinking?
08:29Like, my booty hole?
08:32It felt weird.
08:34I actually Googled it, and there are people that actually had, like, sexual encounters,
08:38like, with a ghost.
08:39Like, I literally was fucked by a ghost.
08:42That is not very Saint-Tropez.
08:45Oh, my God, I got a room.
08:47Oh, my God.
08:48Please, like, a room.
08:49I'm going to go sit by myself.
08:51We'll be down here.
08:52We'll be down here.
08:53We'll be down here.
08:54Girl, you have the ghost to keep you healthy.
08:56You're going to be alone.
08:57I'm not even mad, honey, okay?
08:58Because this is my little bachelor pad, okay?
09:00There's a bar.
09:01There's a living area.
09:02And there's even a side door, just in case I need to invite some boys over.
09:06No one will see.
09:10Oh, that's fucking sick.
09:12This is a closet.
09:14I love it.
09:16I love a closet.
09:18You love a closet?
09:19I spent a lot of my life in the closet.
09:20Yeah, did you?
09:21How many years?
09:2218.
09:23You know what's so weird?
09:24I was playing around with makeup earlier than I, like, came out as gay.
09:28So, like, I'd be like, hi, mom.
09:29I'm just playing around with makeup.
09:31And my mom was like, do you have a girlfriend yet?
09:34It was so weird.
09:35So, she was cool with me doing makeup.
09:37It was like an artistic thing.
09:39Yeah.
09:40She was like, some of the best makeup artists in the world, Lawrence, are straight.
09:45And I was like, not me.
09:46You have the hottest girlfriends.
09:47Yeah.
09:48Wives and kids.
09:49Yeah, you know how straight people are.
09:51Yeah, they're weird.
09:52Oh.
09:53Glad I'm not one of them.
09:55How are you feeling?
09:56I'm feeling good.
09:57With the girls and everyone?
09:58I don't know.
09:59But with her.
10:00But whatever.
10:01Oh, well, you're not, like, cool?
10:03We're not cool like that.
10:04I mean, like, I know her.
10:05Yeah.
10:06Like, we're not, like, friends, friends like that.
10:08No.
10:09Not really my tea.
10:10And that's okay.
10:12But, you know, maybe she'll rub off on me someday.
10:17But, you know, no shade.
10:21No, no shade, bitch.
10:22That's what I thought about when I saw Lawrence.
10:24I was like, okay.
10:26Oh.
10:27I guess we, we toured together.
10:29She was kind of like a teacher's pet on tour.
10:32It can get tiring.
10:33Mm-hmm.
10:34Mm-hmm.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Always in a character, but, you know.
10:37I guess you should sit in the pink room.
10:38Baby, the news is back.
10:41Bitch, we are going to get lit.
10:43We are going to get turned up.
10:45I'm ready to see what the girls are going to bring to the house.
10:47Lawrence Chaney.
10:50We're going to see how me and her are going to coexist in this house together.
10:54And I'm hoping that we get along.
10:55But I will throw a drink on the bitch if I have to.
11:02We'll see.
11:03We're having a house meeting.
11:04Mm-hmm.
11:05Okay.
11:06Ooh.
11:07Wanna go home.
11:08Let's go, bitch.
11:09Are we grounded?
11:10Well, not yet.
11:11Come on in.
11:12Come on in.
11:13Sit, sit, sit.
11:14Okay.
11:15So, I'm the cruise director today.
11:17Okay.
11:18Okay.
11:19The cruise director.
11:20Okay.
11:21So, all of us have, like, a day.
11:22Oh, day one is the first day, and I'm the cruise director, and I have, you know, a little
11:27something planned for the girls.
11:28What are you going to make us do?
11:29Girls!
11:30Oh, my God.
11:31Fuck!
11:32Are we doing demo over here?
11:34So, it's like...
11:35So, we got here to tear it all down.
11:37Listen, I am wearing a construction hat, babe, because I am putting these girls to work.
11:42This is what she found down in that basement.
11:46So, the gag is that every single day, each one of the girls is going to be a cruise director.
11:51The bitch got an activity she going to do for us.
11:53I can't wait for us to do our performance at the end of the week.
11:55Oh, baby.
11:56I'm really looking forward to that.
11:57It's going to be so good.
11:58Oh, baby.
11:59At the end of this week, we have this big grand finale performance, and, baby, we got
12:03to do rehearsals.
12:04We got to do five, six, seven, eights.
12:06These girls better have it, because the finale performance is going to be the one.
12:10Babe, we're all Drag Race girls, and we're here to slay, honey.
12:13So, stay tuned for that performance, baby.
12:15Oh, yes.
12:16And I'm ready.
12:17They better be ready.
12:19I think we should, like, live sing or write our own lyrics.
12:22Do something, like, more original, you know?
12:24Live?
12:25Live.
12:26We'll do it live.
12:27I'm going to be real with all of you.
12:29I absolutely hate, uh, singing, uh, rapping, crapping.
12:37I'm very good at crapping, actually.
12:40I don't know if we should all be doing our own lyrics.
12:43Girl.
12:44I agree.
12:45Well, she's a musician.
12:48Yeah, I am, like, a musician.
12:50She does music and magic.
12:52I'm a musical magician.
12:53I've told you this before.
12:55I love your music.
12:57I've never heard your music, so...
12:59I've never heard you say a sentence that I can understand.
13:03Today's gonna be so much fun.
13:05I can't wait.
13:06Well, get some drag, dress warm.
13:09We're gonna come back downstairs and I'll start my day.
13:11Okay.
13:12So I tell the girls, girls, go bundle up one, and two, bring some drag, okay?
13:18They don't even know what I have planned for them.
13:21I have four suitcases, which, in my opinion, is packing kind of light.
13:32Funny enough, when I travel with drag, I only travel with two suitcases, so I don't know
13:36where I went wrong.
13:37Take some drag queens on vacation.
13:39Like, they're gonna overpack.
13:41Just so you know, I've taken two of those drawers.
13:43Okay, sure.
13:44As long as I have one to put all my dildos in.
13:46Hey, Mr.
13:47No.
13:48To hear God's, honey.
13:51Yes.
13:57It's not the master bedroom, but it's definitely not the basement.
14:00And we can say hooray to that, because the basement is very cold, dark, and lonely.
14:07And that is where Jada belongs.
14:10I mean, do I have enough hangers for my fashion?
14:12Berets.
14:13Hats.
14:14I kind of look like someone from Harry Potter.
14:16Yeah.
14:17It's kind of that vibe.
14:18When I travel, I color coordinate, so I can just look at it and be like, boom, boom,
14:22boom, boom, boom, boom.
14:23Perfect.
14:24See, it's like seven different pieces, but it makes like one outfit.
14:27Like, I bought some cute t-shirts.
14:29Adjust this for art pop.
14:30Cunt.
14:31Turning looks.
14:32Stunting pretty.
14:33I mark my hair sprays with my initials because I'm in a house of drag queens, and I trust
14:45no bitch.
14:46My room is right next to the confessional area.
14:49So if any of those bitches are literally talking about me, I can hear them.
14:56And it's Boa.
14:57Boa is in the pink box.
15:00Comments about my weight are coming up, which I guess that's naturally gonna happen.
15:05I look very different than I did from my season.
15:08And it's something I've kind of gotten used to.
15:11Uh, I just wish it wasn't always about my appearance.
15:15People were really nasty to me, especially about my weight.
15:18My weight fluctuates quite a lot.
15:21And they say, oh, you look like you've lost weight.
15:23Then they're like, no, no, no, still fat.
15:26The world is against people with big bodies.
15:29I'm very proud of my body and my body image.
15:33I'm proud of the fact that sometimes I gain weight, sometimes I lose weight.
15:38I've just come to terms with that being how my body works.
15:42And it's nice to hear another perspective.
15:46I was using eating as a really unhealthy coping mechanism.
15:49You know, it's like I went from drugs and alcohol to eating.
15:52I had a gastric sleeve a few years ago.
15:54Now it's like people comment saying I'm on Ozempic.
15:57Holy fuck, like, leave me alone.
15:59My favorite color is pink.
16:01My room at home is pink.
16:03It looks amazing on me.
16:05Ladies, girlies, let's go, let's go.
16:08Oh my God. We're coming.
16:10We're coming.
16:12What the fuck are we gonna be doing, bitch?
16:14I hate being outside.
16:16Unless it's the summer and I'm at the beach or I'm at the mall shopping
16:19or I'm like at an amusement park.
16:21I don't like to do a lot of physical activity.
16:23I don't want to do any physical activity out in the cold
16:26even though I know that's kind of inevitable.
16:28When does the fun start?
16:30What the fuck does Jada have planned?
16:32Hello, Queen.
16:33Hello.
16:34You are probably all wondering what we are doing in the backyard, right?
16:39Yeah.
16:40Well, no trip to Canada in the winter is complete without making your own snowman.
16:46So on go, we all have 30 minutes to use our own drag attire, accessories, and anything that we can find in the backyard to build the best snow queen Blue Mountain has ever seen.
16:58So I see shovels.
17:00Ooh.
17:01Well, the queen who has the frostiest snow queen will win bragging rights and become this vacation's ultimate snow queen.
17:10Ooh.
17:11Here he is.
17:12I'm a queen.
17:13So is everyone ready?
17:14Yeah!
17:15Let's go!
17:16Oh my God.
17:17I'm here.
17:18Okay.
17:19I have never shoveled in my life.
17:22It is so cold outside and we have to dig all of this snow up to find these articles to make our snowmen even more fabulous.
17:36I think it is hateful.
17:39I think they're definitely throwing us in at the deep end for this first challenge.
17:45I want to point out I'm gay.
17:47I shouldn't be digging.
17:49The only digging I should be doing is anally.
17:51Oh!
17:52Oh, yes!
17:53Yes!
17:54Terry heard anal and that just woke her up.
17:59I found poo.
18:00It's coal.
18:01Oh.
18:03Wait.
18:04Are we shoveling the right place?
18:06Oh my God.
18:08I think she's a little too voluptuous.
18:11My snowman is given a different fantasy.
18:14She is so curvy that she is not fitting the dress.
18:17The dress is becoming a cami cropped t-shirt.
18:20I need to put my snowman on Ozempic.
18:22I keep finding gadgets.
18:26I hate this.
18:28What does the paint look like, Kendi?
18:30Paint?
18:32You bitch.
18:33Let me not get this on my coat.
18:35Why is her head so big?
18:37Why does...
18:38That's not gonna work.
18:39They're too big.
18:40Can we help me?
18:41I can't.
18:42Mine's too big too.
18:49I'm trying to get over this fat ass.
18:51She's like me.
18:52My snow queen doesn't look like a bitch from Brooklyn who has no idea what the fuck she's doing in the snow of Canada.
19:01Let me tell you, I'm not one to be trying new things, especially out in the snow.
19:05Oh hell no.
19:06I'm feeling miserably.
19:08Look at that.
19:09She's...
19:10Do you see how angular and conch she is?
19:13I'm getting snow fatigue.
19:15Look at that.
19:16Ah!
19:17You're kidding.
19:18What's no person, pal?
19:19Girl, get up!
19:20Girl, the strike!
19:22I'm only three minutes.
19:24Girl, you wanna open your...
19:25She looks a little trans...
19:26uh, species.
19:27I'm gonna join.
19:29A join in her mouth, girl.
19:31Welcome to Jam Rock!
19:36She looks ridiculous.
19:39I love it.
19:40Can you see the resemblance yet?
19:41She looks like she might kill you.
19:43Girl, you're good.
19:45Body good.
19:46Nose good.
19:47Eyes good.
19:48Yeah.
19:5030 seconds.
19:54Time!
19:56Work.
19:57Ooh!
19:58Let's just hope that this bountiful bodied snow woman can give me my win because she is serving puss.
20:05We should start at Lux's.
20:07Lux's snow queen looked like it was gonna give us the news at 6.
20:11The blue eyeshadow.
20:12The lip.
20:13Vincent Tropez.
20:14Very, very, Vincent Tropez.
20:15I love it.
20:16Is she, like, having a fun night?
20:17Why is there white powder all over her nose?
20:20Girl, that's for you to find out.
20:21Snow queen!
20:22Yeah, yeah.
20:23She is a snow queen!
20:24Snow queen!
20:25Okay, so ladies, do we toot our boot Lux's snow person?
20:30I give a two.
20:31I give a two.
20:32I toot it.
20:33Toot.
20:34Yeah, toot.
20:35I toot it as well.
20:36I toot it as well.
20:37Laurence, show us yours.
20:39She's an art queen, so she's got an art palette on her head.
20:43A chain necklace and gold black earrings.
20:46And then she loved listening to Roman Reloaded by Nicki Minaj.
20:50Very, very, very, very.
20:51Very, very, very.
20:52Very, very, very.
20:53Very, very, very.
20:54Very, very, very.
20:55So how do we toot our boot?
20:56I toot it.
20:57I toot it, I toot it.
20:58I give her a beady, beady bum toot.
20:59Yeah, yeah.
21:00I toot it.
21:01She's comfy.
21:02That's what it is.
21:03That's what it is.
21:04Jada, this is beautiful.
21:05Jada.
21:06Wow.
21:07Oh, wow.
21:08Jada's snow queen.
21:10I don't even know what is happening.
21:13The mismatched prince.
21:15It is crazy to look at.
21:17She's like this.
21:20This is giving very much, like, Caribbean grandmother from Trinidad and Tobago.
21:24Oh, yeah.
21:25Okay.
21:26You know, she's wearing her nice little dress.
21:28Sister wig down.
21:29And, you know, the sister auntie wig.
21:31You know, like, you know, she's cooking and...
21:33I don't know if I would want my grandma smoking a blunt while making the food.
21:35And her lipstick is also smearing.
21:37It's melting.
21:38Are we toot-ing a bood-ing?
21:39I got a boob.
21:40I got a boob.
21:41I got a boob.
21:42I think she's beautiful in her own way.
21:43It's just not for me.
21:44It's not for me.
21:45Okay.
21:46Oh, okay.
21:47Wait, everyone?
21:48I'll give it to you, Jada.
21:49I'll give it to you.
21:50Aw, the Canadians supporting each other.
21:53Love.
21:55I don't even think Miss Jada likes boob that much.
21:59Welcome to the body shop.
22:01The bundles.
22:02The body shop.
22:03I'm calling her Anya Bayou.
22:04Oh, I love that.
22:05Tagalog for what is that?
22:06And we love her.
22:08So Carrie Snow Queen has given very much big boobs, fur coats,
22:12long bundles.
22:13I mean, just like Carrie, a prostitute.
22:16And she's a woman of color, so she's got her bonnet.
22:19She is very post-op, you know?
22:21Just like me.
22:22Her body's teeth.
22:23She's looking pretty.
22:24She's looking pretty.
22:25Okay.
22:26Carrie Colby is amazing, and there's, like, not a bad bone in her body.
22:31There's been a bad bone in her.
22:33But, um, that is the sex joke.
22:37Um, but no, she is just so loving and, like, caring and funny and silly.
22:41And I kind of hate her for that.
22:44Shoot our boobs.
22:45Shoot.
22:46Yeah.
22:47I'll shoot it.
22:48Oh, I'll shoot it.
22:49Yes.
22:50Okay, it's a two.
22:51Oh, wow.
22:52It's a two.
22:53Yeah, a two.
22:54I'll give it a two.
22:55Let's go see Bolas.
22:56This is Bolas.
22:57Okay.
22:58I'm a rock star.
22:59Bolas the person was definitely interesting.
23:01She had buccal fat removal.
23:03She had a rhinoplasty.
23:04Oh.
23:05She's, she's...
23:06Oh, yeah.
23:07Watch her arms.
23:08She's got her arms like this, because she's, like, you know, a natural-born performer.
23:11She's just gotta give you the jazz hands.
23:13So, shoot our boobs.
23:14I'll give it a two.
23:15You know what?
23:16I'm gonna go on a limb here and say shoot.
23:18Oh, wow.
23:19What, bitch?
23:20She's my favorite.
23:21Really?
23:22Oh, wow.
23:23Let's not get crazy.
23:24This is mine.
23:25Let's go.
23:26House of horror.
23:27She's from Brooklyn.
23:28How about is she?
23:29She a little thick.
23:30She got stacked up.
23:31She's real stacked up.
23:33Why is your Snow Queen looking like it just came from a rave?
23:37She believes in free nudity, which is why she's naked.
23:39The eyebrows look a bit menacing, though.
23:42Think of it this way.
23:44She's, like, a trip on, like, acid.
23:46She's everything.
23:47I think you should all vote for her.
23:49I'm gonna have to toot her, because I'm actually scared of you.
23:52I know if I didn't do that, I may not wake up later today.
23:56T-O-O.
23:57Soft T.
23:58Yeah.
23:59I got a little boo, I think.
24:01Okay.
24:02I'm gonna soft toot it.
24:05I do like it.
24:06You know, I feel like she really needs it.
24:09I'll just give her a toot.
24:10I do.
24:11Yeah.
24:12What are you gonna give me?
24:13I need a little whisper.
24:14A little whisper.
24:15Honestly, as a lost art form, let's just give her a toot.
24:17Yeah, a little.
24:18Come on.
24:19She's happy with that.
24:20All right.
24:21It's between Lux and Boa.
24:23Lux for sure.
24:25I'll say Lux and Boa.
24:27I'll say Lux and Boa.
24:29Lux by far slayed this challenge.
24:40Lux's snow queen looks like an actual drag queen.
24:44I think I competed against her on my season.
24:47Lux is more polished and candy.
24:50Lux and Carrie.
24:54I mean, I'm not gonna let Boa red.
24:58What do you say?
24:59The soup was generous.
25:00Okay?
25:01Two Lux's and Carrie's.
25:02What do you say?
25:03The soup was generous.
25:04I'm gonna pick Lauren.
25:08And Jada.
25:12Oh, my God.
25:13Oh, wow.
25:14You're gonna make her cry.
25:15But then who won?
25:16I won.
25:18Oh.
25:19Lux will give her.
25:20Congratulations.
25:21You won Lux.
25:22You won something, girl.
25:23Good for her.
25:26She is a snow queen.
25:29The snow is of them all.
25:31The frostiest queen there is.
25:34So, honey, Lux is the winner.
25:37Congratulations, Ever Snow Queen.
25:40Congratulations.
25:43Finally, you won.
25:44It matches your sweater.
25:45Not too much.
25:47What?
25:48Yeah.
25:49It feels really good to win.
25:51It was just hard because, like, all my stuff is, like, sample size and the snowman was kind of thick.
25:56Body shaming the snow person.
25:57We had to carve, baby.
25:59We had to carve.
26:00We had to give her a little doop, doop, doop, doop, doop.
26:02That was cunty.
26:03I love that.
26:04It was, it was nice, right?
26:05It was a lot of fun activity.
26:06You don't do it at the city, so.
26:07Yeah.
26:08Right.
26:09Something fun, something different.
26:10Jada, you ate your ugly activity.
26:11You ate that one thing or whatever.
26:12Not you ate your ugly activity.
26:15I will give you, I will give you a 10, but I can't give you all that.
26:17I will never give you a 10.
26:18I will never give you a 10.
26:19I will never give you a 10.
26:20I can only give you an 8.
26:21Okay.
26:22Because you ate that.
26:23I'll take an 8.
26:24I'll take an 8.
26:25Jada, good job.
26:26Wait, you mean, you mean this?
26:27I'm like, oh, what was that?
26:28We're at the door.
26:29Come in.
26:30Come in.
26:31Should I go run and get it?
26:32I've got groceries for Jada.
26:36Judy.
26:37Yes.
26:38Because we're hungry.
26:39Ah.
26:40Ah.
26:41Sexy boys.
26:42Oh, sure.
26:43No problem.
26:44What's your name?
26:45Tony.
26:46He brought the meat.
26:47He brought the meat.
26:48But surprise, we all are cooking tonight.
26:50What?
26:51Yes.
26:52Oh, you lazy bitch.
26:53Come on.
26:54Y'all gonna help.
26:55I'm not touching no food.
26:57I'm out.
26:58Drive me in the kitchen.
26:59Should we get a little more comfortable or something?
27:01I'm not allowed to have sharp utensils, just so you know.
27:04That makes a lot of sense.
27:05Yeah.
27:06You know, actually, maybe I do think I should've won.
27:09All right, so listen.
27:10All of y'all are actually gonna help me cook tonight?
27:13I thought I was coming here for a fucking flaycation,
27:15not a cook-off, bitch.
27:17Wait.
27:18Lux just moved.
27:19She said, bitch.
27:20She said, bitch.
27:21She said, bitch.
27:22She said, bitch.
27:23Listen, I'm from Barbados.
27:24I'm from the islands, baby.
27:26And if it's one thing that people don't really know about me,
27:29is that Jada Hudson can cook.
27:31I can cook down.
27:33Flavors.
27:34Mm, mm, mm.
27:35Finger looking good.
27:36I'm about to cook some macaroni pie.
27:38Is it like baked macaroni and cheese?
27:40Yes.
27:41And barbecue jerk chicken on the side.
27:43I'll be baking.
27:44Okay.
27:45Wash your hands and let's start cooking, baby.
27:47I never said I could cook.
27:48Jada said she could cook.
27:50And here I am, being the sous chef to Jada Shada Hudson.
27:54Honey, you know how to do that?
27:55Yes.
27:56Yes.
27:57Yeah.
27:58Okay, girl, I'm gonna shake her and pretend I'm doing something.
28:01Tannishin makes us a drink.
28:02That's what I'm doing with the cocktails, girl.
28:05Oh, my God.
28:06I cannot believe that we have the amazing house of little cocktails with us right now.
28:10Wait.
28:11Whoa.
28:12I kind of really want to try the little mocktail.
28:14Oh, that's a new one.
28:15Totally tropical.
28:16Okay.
28:17I'm looking for the chopping board.
28:19Chopping board.
28:20Have you come across one?
28:22Oh, no.
28:23Lawrence spreading board?
28:25Not a big one.
28:26Wow.
28:27Okay, that's enough.
28:29Vodka?
28:30Sure.
28:31Sure.
28:32Two shots of vodka.
28:36Very Saint-Tropez.
28:38Very Saint-Tropez.
28:39Okay.
28:40Girl.
28:41Doth of love.
28:42I don't know what they're gonna give, but you know.
28:45Deepa.
28:46Okay, let's see.
28:47Yeah.
28:48Vodka.
28:49I want out to home.
28:50I want out.
28:51Let's do a cheers.
28:52I'm scared.
28:53Okay, wait.
28:54Where's my non-alcoholic one?
28:55And this is non-alcoholic.
28:56Yeah.
28:57Slaycation.
28:58Slaycation.
28:59Okay.
29:00Yay!
29:01Slaycation!
29:02Ooh.
29:03No, that's serious.
29:04You lazy bitches.
29:05Oh, wow.
29:06That is strong.
29:07Is there an issue?
29:08Bitch.
29:09My cocktails could, um, ignite fire, start a car.
29:14Bitch, these are strong drinks.
29:17Oh, the onions.
29:18I'm cutting onions.
29:19I'm just so emotional to be here.
29:22I feel that.
29:23What are you doing?
29:24I'm trying to take the cork out of that.
29:26No, you can't.
29:27I tried.
29:28It is absolute chaos in the kitchen right now.
29:31I feel like everybody's trying to do something so they look like they're doing something.
29:36I'm just not that type of girl.
29:38Hold that.
29:39Okay.
29:40Oh, you can.
29:41See?
29:42It won't unscrew.
29:43Oh, you're right.
29:44So now I have to, like, cut it off.
29:46Both of these grate them all up?
29:48Yeah.
29:49Is there a grater?
29:50Oh, my God.
29:51Dinner's coming all good.
29:53Um, I'm cooking for girls I never cooked for before.
29:56Bitch, we're doing all the fucking cooking here.
29:58Oh, yeah, girl.
29:59You're just cutting up onions.
30:00I cut up a bunch of peppers.
30:02I helped with onions.
30:03Like, I didn't go to school to be a master chef.
30:06I'm a master queen, mama.
30:08How does, how does one jerk a chicken?
30:13Yeah.
30:14Thanks.
30:15I'll be here all week.
30:16I'm, I'm cooking for some white people.
30:18Who?
30:19Look.
30:20Ow!
30:21Baby, let me tell you something.
30:23I know love takes time, but this chicken is taking an eternity.
30:27to make, and I already helped do what I could, and I'm looking for something else to do.
30:32Fuck that cooking shit.
30:33Let's go, bitch.
30:34I'm tired of being in there.
30:36These bitches left us in the kitchen, Laurence.
30:38Ah!
30:39Go, Snow Queen.
30:40Go, Snow Queen.
30:41Go, Snow Queen.
30:42Go, Snow Queen.
30:43Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, yeah!
30:48And we're gonna fucking slave it.
30:50Those four queens are over there partying like they're in a white snake video, and here are
30:55me and Jada slaving away in this kitchen to make them all dinner.
31:00Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
31:01Girl.
31:02So Miss Carrie, Kobe, you're doing too much.
31:04Now y'all really want to fight.
31:05I'm in here cooking.
31:06fight. I'm in here cooking. I think it's unfair if you go and party and have fun and I'm in here
31:10sweating, cleaning. No, you're going to party too. After the chicken. Look in here, you fucking magic
31:17school bus looking motherfucker. We've been waiting for your ass and we're going to go chill. So the
31:21hot tub is where we're going. You can join us after the chicken. We love you, Jada, but time is ticking.
31:27We're going to save you a seat. We're going to save you a spa, the jacuzzi. In the tub. I'm cooking for
31:32everyone, not only myself. I think it'll be a great thing for us to emotionally support you
31:37from the hot tub. We are rumbling and bubbling in the tub. Lawrence, don't be afraid of leaving the
31:44kitchen and joining us. No, Lawrence wouldn't do that. Are you guys kidding me? Listen, I really don't want
31:52to be in this kitchen. Don't leave me to it. Where are you going? I'm serious though. We're not going to
31:59meet you at the jacuzzi. Finish your chicken. Are you arguing and not cooking? What am I supposed to
32:04do, girl? Cook. Bye. Bye. Oh my God. Okay. Okay. Excuse me, love. Oh my God. There we go.
32:22Oh, that is wonderful. Now you're stashing the jacuzzi, bitch. Bro, a queen has to rain.
32:31You know what? No, the prize is not being inside cookie fucking chicken. Exactly. Bro, literally.
32:35Is it even cooking yet? What the fuck? Oh, wow. I'm waiting for you to do like a cook show
32:42thing where they go. And here's one I made earlier. Oh my God. I wish this was that. They're
32:48actually cooking this shit. Trying to get it everywhere. I don't know why am I using a knife?
32:53Well, you really hate them right now, right? I think we should play Never Have Ever. Never Have Ever.
32:58I'm terrible at this game. Here we go, bitch. Okay, let me see. We are sitting in zero degree
33:04weather in a hot ass jacuzzi in the middle of Canada. Put the first card. All ready? Let's go.
33:12Never Have I Ever fake cried on Drag Race. Does that really say that on there? Yeah. What kind of
33:19fucking Never Have Ever game is this? Never Have I Ever always has a tendency to get a little
33:25bit messy, so I'm very excited to see how this is going to turn out. I never faked cry. I'm like,
33:32you didn't cry at all. But I did have a fake panic attack. It was my original season. It was the final
33:40five going into the final four. Candy, you okay, sweetheart? Hi, baby. You okay? Yeah, I was a little
33:47lightheaded after the liberation stuff. Yeah. I think maybe like the heat and just all the pressure
33:52because we're right at the end. It's a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're so gorgeous. Thank you,
33:58baby. Great. Take it easy, please. Yeah. I definitely will. I thought to myself, if I have a panic
34:05attack, they won't put me in the bottom. Like, I can't lip sync with a panic attack. And well,
34:09I don't know. I stayed. Talked to you twice.
34:12Never have I ever gotten to a fight at a bar. Never. Absolutely, I have. For whatever reason,
34:19I feel like someone rigged this game because a lot of these questions seem very personal
34:24of things that I have definitely done in my life. I don't get into fights essentially. Actually,
34:29the scar I have right here on my knuckles was the last time I fought at a bar. Didn't you
34:35fight somebody downstairs as he says? Well, no. Chill, bitch. We should join on the right. Maybe.
34:47Okay. Never have I ever used handcuffs, whips, chains, or gags. I have during the pandemic,
34:55because me and my friends, we would have these like get togethers. Come on. What's up twin? Oh my god,
35:00we're twinning. We're twinning. Let's go meet these fuckers in the hot tub. Oh, and we would
35:09blindfold them, too, so they couldn't see the guys. It was fun. Are you here? Where is the food?
35:15Make motherfucking room, bitch. What the fuck? It's the overflow. It's the overflow.
35:20Girl, come on. Are they called them big girls? I'm hungry, man.
35:25E-R-F-L-O-W. It's the overflow. It's the overflow. Come on, bitch. Make this water go beep.
35:33Shut up. Hateful bitches. Now we have Jada and Lawrence coming to the hot tub in matching outfits,
35:40looking like Tweedledee and Tweedledum. It's hot. It's just 23 degrees. It's like
35:47going from minus. I feel like this hot tub is so small. Girl, come let it overflow.
35:52It's like a suit. Okay, stop this overflow talk, girl. Overflowing,
35:56bitch. You move around, bitch. That's what you got to do. Give me some room.
36:03Oh, stop this. Come on in. It's not the... Oh, yes!
36:09Our cup run is over, baby.
36:11Yes! Holy shit. It's skinny.
36:16We got a beauty filter, honey. Give him this booty filter, baby.
36:19Why am I moving? Give him this booty filter, baby.
36:22Just give him some... Give him that booty filter. Okay, here.
36:28They're feeling bongos.
36:30Ash shots. No ash shots, but they're bongos.
36:33Can you go ahead and get that car?
36:35Wait, are we in the game today? Oh, no.
36:37Okay, okay. Vince, I'm gonna go check the chicken.
36:39Don't worry about the fucking chicken, bitch.
36:41Don't worry about the fucking chicken, bitch.
36:42I'm so hungry.
36:43No, you want to worry about the chocolate chicken.
36:45You want to worry about the chicken? No, bitch.
36:46Yeah. I've been worried about the chicken.
36:48Next card. Next card. Next card. Next card. Next card. Next card.
36:51Ew. I'm gonna pay.
36:53Everyone gags.
36:55All right. Y'all trying out your questions.
36:57Never have I ever had sex in a swimming pool or ocean.
37:01Yeah, I'm somewhere there. Have I ever had sex in a pool?
37:03Yeah.
37:04Actually, you know what? There was one time...
37:07Candy is seeming to have done it all because never have I ever,
37:10she has done every single piece.
37:12All I gotta say who, but this rude girl came over and we were in the pool.
37:16It was me, her, and a go-go boy.
37:19Does she give like trade and fantasy out or was she giving like...
37:22Mama, she is fantasy all the time. I'm gonna leave that to that.
37:25Let's learn something about looks that I don't know.
37:27I feel like that's nobody's business.
37:30Just live a little.
37:31I know, replication.
37:33Never have I ever had a threesome or group orgy.
37:38All of these questions are very risque,
37:40very like sexual and stuff like that.
37:43I feel like I'm a dying breed of like gay person
37:46where I kind of just like to keep things a little, um,
37:50a little mayonnaise and less sriracha.
37:52Let me pick one here.
37:53Okay, yeah? Okay, hold on.
37:54Read it, Boa.
37:56Okay.
37:57Never have I ever slept with another drag queen.
38:00No.
38:00Oh, yeah.
38:01Oh, girl. I did last weekend.
38:04I don't want no fucking sissy boys, okay?
38:06I'm just joking.
38:07No, no, no, bitch.
38:08All drag queens aren't fucking sissy boys.
38:10Well, you are.
38:13Honestly, I want to see some bitches fight.
38:17I like drag queens that like differentiate between like their boy life
38:22and like their drag persona.
38:24You know what I mean?
38:24Like a split.
38:25When I'm a boy, I feel like I'm a boy.
38:27You know what I mean?
38:27I don't mind the little girl.
38:29Like, I feel like if you're too masculine,
38:30you're gonna like chop me up and like bury me.
38:32Well, here's the thing.
38:33I think that some drag queens try too hard to go from there.
38:35Yeah.
38:36Like, girl, you don't need to be blue on a beard.
38:38Like, please.
38:38That just means they're a little peachy.
38:39Okay, that's too much.
38:41So, I enjoy masculinity as a boy,
38:42but not because I'm not just as the way I am.
38:44And then when I'm in drag, I'm like pure sex,
38:46like a fucking sex doll.
38:48I want to be something you fuck in and out of drag.
38:50Hook it down, Bronx, bitch, doll.
38:52Okay, girlie.
38:53So, this is amazing.
38:55This was my night.
38:55This is my fucking sleigh.
38:57We're here at sleighcation.
38:58Cheers, honey.
38:59Day one.
38:59Cheers.
39:00Happy sleighcation.
39:04Fish don't get too comfortable my days tomorrow.
39:06Oh.
39:07Oh.
39:09Oh, wow.
39:11Wow.
39:13Wow.
39:14Look at that.
39:16Aye.
39:17Fuck you, man.
39:18Ice me out.
39:19Ah.
39:20Ice me out.
39:21Bitch.
39:22Whoa.
39:22Whoa.
39:24Where's the motherfucking chicken home?
39:27But for real, bitch.
39:28Where's the fucking chicken home?
39:29Okay, bitch, let's go with the fucking chicken.
39:31Oh, girl.
39:38This season, on sleighcation.
39:42There's going to be a little competition.
39:46There's no place like home.
39:48I'm terrified.
39:49This looks very sexual.
39:50Can we have boys over?
39:52Boys.
39:53It's time to turn up.
39:56I just want to ask all the boys,
39:58one after another.
40:00Holy fuck.
40:01Oh, it's time to get nasty and crass, honey.
40:05Oh, my God.
40:08If you got it, you got it.
40:09If you don't, go get some.
40:11Like how you speak.
40:13Oh, you're just threatened by me.
40:14She should be thanking me, not fucking with me.
40:17She's being kind of a fucking bitch.
40:19I am done.
40:20There has been tension between me and you, Jada.
40:22Oh, I'm not having this.
40:26Bitch.
40:27I thought I hated myself.
40:28I thought I hated who I was.
40:31I really had to like go through my shit and like just heal from trauma.
40:35I'm starting to feel vulnerable.
40:37And I really want to share something with my new sisters.
40:40I'm so sorry.
40:41If that does not bring you close together, then I don't know what will.
40:45I love this group.
40:48This is the finale night.
40:50We just have to go out there and let it all hang out.
40:52Cheers.
40:52Cheers to sisterhood.
40:55Tequila cures everything.
40:57What the fuck, Oral?
40:59I'm starting to learn a lot about these nasty bitches.
41:01Swallow ho.
41:02That's RuPaul.
41:09I'll be here all week.
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