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00:00:01Previously on Dragula...
00:00:03Welcome to Neotropolis.
00:00:05It's part rave, part sci-fi nightmare.
00:00:08And this week, you'll be performing live on stage
00:00:10for its twisted inhabitants.
00:00:12There can only be one Neo champion
00:00:14of our cyberpunk fan battle tonight.
00:00:16And that winner is...
00:00:18Ja'ario.
00:00:21I feel amazing. I won my first challenge on Dragula.
00:00:25Dahlia, I don't appreciate you going around
00:00:29talking shit.
00:00:30And yes, Cynthia, she was stuck in shit
00:00:32behind your body too.
00:00:33What the fuck were you saying about me?
00:00:35Dahlia's really pissing everybody off.
00:00:38She's tattling on people all the time.
00:00:40Laura and Jade, please ascend the staircase of souls
00:00:44behind you to the ghostly gallows,
00:00:46where one of you will be dropped into the pit of oblivion.
00:00:49Jade...
00:00:52You have been spared.
00:00:54For you and the rest of your fellow competitors,
00:00:56the battle of the titans continues.
00:00:59The End
00:01:02The End
00:01:03Ah, welcome back, my gluttonous little groupies.
00:01:18Now, before we begin, let's review the score.
00:01:21Eva has a win, as does Ja'aria.
00:01:24And last week, Loras and Jade were the first to face the ghostly galaxy.
00:01:29With Loras ultimately meeting her untimely demise.
00:01:33Which means we have two souls returned to hell so far.
00:01:38Or so the cast thinks.
00:01:40Be quiet, you ridiculous fleabag. You're gonna ruin the surprise.
00:01:44Like everything around here, nothing seems to stay dead for long.
00:01:49But enough about that.
00:01:51It's time we peer back in on our cadaverous competitors.
00:01:55And see what sort of drama they'll scare up this way.
00:01:58This way.
00:01:59Ahhhh!
00:02:05Ahhhh!
00:02:07Oh!
00:02:09Oh.
00:02:10Not my booty.
00:02:11God.
00:02:12Oh!
00:02:13Oh, good morning, everyone.
00:02:14Good morning!
00:02:15Good morning.
00:02:16Good day.
00:02:17Coming back from Neotropolis, I'm feeling really good right now.
00:02:19Right now, I am coming off of a really great experience with my group and I know that I nailed the challenge
00:02:25So I'm feeling pretty energized. Did anybody else get sand in their ass? Okay
00:02:29That was crazy. Neotropolis was a lot of fucking fun though. Yeah, the club. We had gone to the club
00:02:35Really? By far, Cynthia has the best dance moves with her fucking
00:02:40Fuck Blackberry. Jahari is my sister
00:02:49We're down two people. We're at 12. We're at 12. Last week was fucking crazy. Loris and Jade were up on the gallows and unfortunately Loris said
00:02:58It was fucking nuts
00:03:05I feel like Loris was really like finding her voice, but I think it was a little too late
00:03:11So I could see the fire, but it just was like starting where I saw your fire and your fire was already burning
00:03:17Loris going home is
00:03:20Sad because she was really nice. Loris is really really nice
00:03:24She's just kind of loud
00:03:28What was it like standing up there it was actually really fucking scary yeah, no, I'm not gonna lie
00:03:33It was pretty frightening. I would hope to not do it again
00:03:36And I can't wait for y'all to tell me how it feels when y'all go up there
00:03:38And I will say I am really fucking excited to still be here with y'all and this is an incredible fucking cast
00:03:43So thank y'all for you know being so kind and whatever, but that's all the nice things I'm at the time
00:03:48Whatever, but I'm here. I love it. Jade
00:03:50I really hope you stay the course because I know when you're up there you start to change your
00:03:55Strategy based on like how the competition is going, but they want you here as Jade
00:04:00So you just got to stay Jade
00:04:03Thank you. So it's really super weird like it feels like the season one Dragula girls just don't seem to keep the fire
00:04:09Like this is a new generation of Dragula
00:04:11I think that we're evolving and now this is one of the bigger best I would say seasons yet
00:04:16So I'm kind of like girls. You didn't keep up. I just wanted to say Dahlia you're fake bitch
00:04:24And yes, yeah, she was stuck in shit behind your back, too
00:04:27What the fuck were you saying about me? Oh god, she's activated. I honestly don't know what she's talking about
00:04:33No, no Laza Valetta, please elaborate or extrapolate. I got clarification on that conversation and I wasn't talking about you
00:04:40I was talking about a Bora, but I was not talking about you. The game of telephone is being played and
00:04:47It's getting all mixed up and words are being minced. Cynthia thinks I was talking about her
00:04:52I was talking about a Bora kind of a mess a Bora had made a side comment after bungee jumping and
00:04:59I mumbled about just oh god, I hate her and it just
00:05:05Now it's back to Cynthia
00:05:07boring
00:05:10No, Cynthia, I have said nothing about you. Okay, I don't know what the fuck is going on
00:05:13But it's a big game of telephone and Dahlia is making the phone calls the call is coming from inside the house
00:05:19Zava, I wanted to address you too, babe
00:05:21I did take your advice and I did some research because I was curious, you know, and I don't like feeling ignorant in situations
00:05:29But in my research, I found that you have to be administered ketamine
00:05:34Did you look it up because you didn't believe her?
00:05:37No, I just looked up ketamine in New York
00:05:39If you believe Zava, then why are you doing research?
00:05:42I did additional research because Zava suggested I do additional research
00:05:48Period I literally was just following her advice
00:05:51I did say something about the ketamine and I didn't realize it was prescribed in New York
00:05:55Do your research it is it's prescribed for depression
00:05:57What I had read was it said that it has to be administered by a medical professional
00:06:01How are you doing research when we don't have our phones girl?
00:06:04I am not a pharmacist. I am not a psychiatrist. I am not a doctor. I didn't go to medical school
00:06:09I don't know what Zava is or is not taking for her mental health and
00:06:14What I have seen her do in the clubs is her business. That should be that on that. Let's just put a pin in this
00:06:20We're not talking about anyone's medications. I could care less what she's doing
00:06:24It's not my business and it's not anybody else's business. We're all fucked up in the head, okay?
00:06:29So pop your pills and keep it pushing sis
00:06:32It seems like you brought it up so that you could get her thrown out
00:06:35It's just it seems like there's a messy game being played here and that everybody almost everybody here in this competition has been affected by
00:06:42Your words some way shape or form. I will tell everybody everything I've said about them the good and the bad if they would like me to
00:06:47Who do you want to start with?
00:06:51I'm just saying I feel like clearing the air because I don't want people thinking that I'm just walking around just saying all this hateful shit about y'all
00:06:56Because I'm not she's sitting down to doing it as well
00:06:58I've said that you frustrate me
00:07:00Sometimes you talk over me sometimes and like I never do that and I have better opinions about you than bad ones. I'd love to hear them
00:07:08Davaletta I've said your sister and you keep it straight. I really don't want to hear it
00:07:12Sig, the only thing I've said about you is that you're talented and when you make comments about like the boulets can't do this or that
00:07:18It just makes me I don't really know
00:07:23When we were in judgment Sigourney turned to me and said
00:07:27You cannot put me there
00:07:29Sigourney, you are safe. Thank you. That's all the carboys
00:07:33Girl, they can't even have that on their fucking plate
00:07:36But now people are bringing it back. So it's because Sigourney's saying it
00:07:40And when you talk about like your fan base and you're like, well the fans would never let that happen and I'm like
00:07:44It's just kind of throws me off
00:07:46I'm just saying these are all the things I've said
00:07:49Sigourney was using her fan base to kind of threaten me and the other competitors
00:07:53I'm trying to help Sigourney get in front of these comments. I think it's easier to be proactive than reactive
00:07:59Which is kind of funny coming from me
00:08:01Why were you tossing that around saying well the fan base would never let that happen would never let what happen? None of them are here
00:08:06Then why then why you're the one saying it though
00:08:09You're the one saying it bring bring him in a lot of the fans from season four went
00:08:14crazy on anyone who said anything against me in the cauldron or otherwise and she took that as
00:08:23I'm being favored and I can't be eliminated and I will send my fan base after anyone that displeases me
00:08:32I think the question on the table is really like
00:08:35What do you mean when you say my fan base will do this like what are you what are you trying to say?
00:08:40I have a 110 percent her Sigourney say these things it's kind of a bit of a joke
00:08:47when she's like oh
00:08:50You know, I wouldn't do that. You know my fans would get you feels playful, but it's also like a warning
00:08:57So like don't fuck with me or else I guess
00:09:00I think what it's coming down to is you believe that you are untouchable because your fan base
00:09:05Will destroy the show and everybody here has an opinion and some of y'all just don't want to share it
00:09:10And some of us have facts
00:09:11Fuck you for bringing that up because you have been bullshitting everyone here. So get the fuck over it
00:09:22Oh
00:09:24Something old decayed just right something new to scream with bright
00:09:44Something borrowed best give it back and something blue like bruises black
00:09:49Oh
00:09:52No guesses
00:09:56Well, it's your gothic wedding day ugly
00:10:02Congratulations are in order because this week you're going to be married
00:10:06Of course, there's no one who would actually marry any of you
00:10:08So I'm afraid you'll have to marry the least likely person
00:10:11Namely yourself
00:10:14I love that bitch. That's right for this week's gothic wedding challenge. You must conceptualize and
00:10:19Create two distinct looks the first a gothic bride and the second you guessed it a gothic room
00:10:28And you'll be featuring both looks on the main stage for the challenge. Oh my god
00:10:33Now for this week's fright beat you'll each be given a slice of our revolting wretched wedding cake
00:10:39You must all eat your slice of the cake with your hands behind your back
00:10:43And one of you lucky bridesmaids will discover a golden wedding ring inside your piece of cake
00:10:49The person who finds the wedding ring will win the ability to cast the curse
00:10:53Of rain on your wedding day
00:10:57On the opponent of their choosing
00:10:59The curse this week is rain on your wedding day which means
00:11:03Getting to throw water all over someone before they go on stage for their bride
00:11:07Bon appetit bitches and we'll see you at the altar
00:11:15I love cake I'm excited
00:11:21All right
00:11:24So this is the gothic wedding challenge and we have a fright feet something to do with like eating a cake
00:11:30But like, you know, it's not
00:11:33It's not just gonna be cake, you know, and that's what worries me. Remember those bonbons. I remember those bonbons. I thought it was chocolate
00:11:45It wasn't chocolate
00:11:52Oh
00:11:54Something old something new something borrowed something blue enjoy your food
00:12:09As you all know you must consume a slice of our wretched wedding cake is real
00:12:15I think it's time for some cake
00:12:29Upon getting very close
00:12:31To the cake because I have to you know eat it without my hands. I noticed there are worms in
00:12:36The cake
00:12:38I would have preferred I see like some guts and like blood just out there but no you're gonna make the cake beautiful and then up surprise
00:12:45There's fucking worms in it
00:12:47There is literally worms coming out of the side of the icing all over and just
00:12:53Seeing them already makes me want to vomit
00:12:57Ready
00:13:00Set
00:13:07Feast
00:13:09So my strategy for this fry feet I am mashing my face into this plate
00:13:17I'm trying to look for this wedding band and then I feel some crunches in there
00:13:20I feel some foreign bodies amongst the icing so there was texture
00:13:26Eat up little piggies
00:13:28It tastes like like a turtle cage and dirt and it's
00:13:37Fucking disgusting it's filled with worms and there's a live one
00:13:41On top and I don't know what kind of dishwater bullshit. I'm eating right now, but it's not enjoyable
00:13:46Come on, you can eat faster than that
00:13:51This shit tastes disgusting
00:13:53This maggot is literally dangling on my uvula
00:13:57I found the maggot, but I can't find the fucking ring
00:14:01Meal worms taste like dirt and dirt and dirt
00:14:07Do we have any winners?
00:14:16I got it
00:14:17I won for right feet
00:14:19Ha ha ha
00:14:21And we found the wedding band
00:14:24Jaharia got the fucking ring
00:14:26Jaharia got the ring
00:14:27Like I get it
00:14:28I have to be a bridesmaid again
00:14:30I'll stop this
00:14:33Congratulations, Jaharia
00:14:35The curse of rain is in your hands
00:14:39Thank you
00:14:40As for the rest of you, I hope you packed your umbrellas
00:14:44Looks like rain
00:14:46Now, may the rest of your days together be as short as they are miserable
00:14:51Bye
00:14:52Bye
00:14:53Bye
00:14:53Bye
00:14:54Bye
00:14:54Bye
00:14:55Bye
00:14:55Bye
00:14:56That's disgusting
00:14:56Yeah, good to see you
00:14:57Jaharia, congratulations
00:14:59You look especially gorgeous
00:15:01Yeah, you look great
00:15:02Thank you
00:15:03I knew you knew how to eat
00:15:04It feels good to be a winner
00:15:05And sister, you already said my name once
00:15:07You don't have to say it again
00:15:08We'll think about it
00:15:09So, Jaharia is a friend
00:15:11We have gotten close
00:15:11We shared a team on episode one
00:15:13So, I feel nice and comfy that Jaharia has the curse
00:15:16No rain for me
00:15:18So, um, Pelluvia Hex
00:15:24Matrimonia
00:15:28Sigourney
00:15:30Ugh
00:15:31Bitch
00:15:32I hope this curse matters more than Eva's vote
00:15:38Right now, I have not had any, like, negative interactions with Sigourney
00:15:43Um, I didn't like how she kind of made Dahlia look a little crazy
00:15:46She's like, I never said that
00:15:47And I'm like, girl, you definitely said everything that she just said
00:15:50But, yeah, I mean, she's fine
00:15:53She cursed me because she wants to see me sweat
00:15:55It's like so many people think that I don't know how to wear deodorant this season
00:16:00But I do
00:16:01And I packed extra
00:16:04Well, should we get to work?
00:16:05And Sigourney, you better make that shit waterproof
00:16:07Because everyone likes a wet beaver
00:16:09That's true
00:16:10And I think that's true
00:16:12I think that's true
00:16:13This is just just a wet beaver
00:16:14And I think that's true
00:16:15And that's true
00:16:15My concept for Gothic Wedding is a bouquet and an inverted bouquet, but I'm making myself
00:16:31the flowers. It's this groom that is blooming and loving and sucking the life out of his
00:16:37bride, and this very, very sad bride trapped in a cage of thorns, trying to escape, but
00:16:42she just can. It's a very tragic story. I really want it to feel tragic and like she's trapped
00:16:47in a prison, so I'm making some more thorns to go under her bustle, and all that really
00:16:53is is these sturdy wires for some structure, and then wrapping it with tinfoil, and then
00:17:00I made the thorns out of foam clay, so once it's all painted and glossed and primed with
00:17:05a little bit of plastic spray, it'll end up like this, so it still has that organic texture
00:17:11and feels a little prickly. My bride and groom is going to be a dominatrix
00:17:18and a submissive. I'm trying to have an angry, sort of industrial, wicked look, and I like
00:17:27to incorporate elements like actual nails. I'm doing a really interesting mixture of comedy,
00:17:34concept, and severity. Nobody is doing this. It's like performance art. Everybody's being
00:17:41all pretty, and going to the prom, and having a train that's three miles long. Who fucking cares?
00:17:47I'm doing something ridiculous. It's going to be wonderful. The name of these looks are
00:17:54La Boda del A帽o. Sabaleta is getting married to La, and La is getting married to Sabaleta. I want to
00:18:01do the Morticia and Gomez, but in different worlds. Gomez is very tall. He's going to be very, very tall,
00:18:08and then Sabaleta is going to be a denty little woman. And they're from Mexico, so it's like feathers,
00:18:16color, like gothic Mexican. It doesn't have to be like very dark. We can bring like the color in,
00:18:22into like the shoes, the accessories, and my bouquet.
00:18:38We're sitting here, you know, working all together, putting our thoughts together. Jade, Sigourney,
00:18:44and Cynthia, and myself. The four of us are concentrated in a competition, but there's
00:18:48something dragging us back to not feeling it, and it's just Dahlia. I just think it's really
00:18:54fucked up that the first week, Dahlia's in there calling out Jade and Priscilla for being drunk.
00:19:01Last week, she calls out you for your fucking prescription. She's trying to get you thrown out
00:19:06because she sees you as intimidating and as competition. Do you think someone would
00:19:10sleep that low as to like really like try and like- Uh, it already happened. I think Dahlia's
00:19:14been trying to disqualify people, and that's shitty. That's a dirty game. I feel like it's our job to
00:19:19be here and to comment on the competition and to comment on what's going on. Sure. Sure. And it's
00:19:24like, I'm not saying anything mean. I'm just simply stating things that are happening around me.
00:19:30No, she wants to talk shit on everyone to everyone else and try to like,
00:19:35gain some kind of trust or friendship with them so that she can use them. It's weird when there's so
00:19:42much blow in the world and everybody's nose is in your business. Why is she talking to production
00:19:47about something like that? Going out of her way to talk about a contestant, not even her stuff. I'm not
00:19:52going to call you, but like, I know a girl that drinks drinks like a little shot. And let's be real,
00:19:57I would rather take care of drunk bitches versus a high maintenance ass liar. And the thing is,
00:20:02no one likes her. No one on the cast likes her, except maybe even Eva. I know I still have your back,
00:20:09but there's some things that I know I need to handle myself, and I know that you need to handle
00:20:14yourself because I can't have repeats of the past. She's caught in the middle of drama yet again,
00:20:20and I love her, but it's looking messy. Girl, I hope you can find something to figure this out
00:20:27because everyone's looking at you now. She thinks she's like puppeteering everyone.
00:20:32Do you think Dahlia is puppeteering Eva? The only person believing her lies is Dahlia.
00:20:37I feel like at the end of the day, people are going to paint me whatever color they want to paint
00:20:41me. And there's really not much I can do other than just be myself. I don't think I'm being
00:20:46perceived well in this competition. I feel like it's 50% me and 50% the cast. I think I'm just being
00:20:55misunderstood in a lot of ways. Eva's not really giving me any kind of yay or nay on this. So I'm
00:21:02leaving the conversation just as confused as I entered it. What she did with You Squirty
00:21:07was kind of like broke the camel's back, to be honest. We need to fucking kill that bitch.
00:21:11I'm not the only one in this group that feels attacked by Dahlia Black. If Dahlia keeps trying
00:21:16to do this all season, she's not going to last long. I'll make sure of it. I don't know when it's
00:21:21going to happen. I don't know how it's going to happen. She's going to be out of here soon.
00:21:32So how's everybody feeling? How's the sweet been for y'all? I'm nervous for this floor
00:21:38show. I'm not looking forward to being fit. But I'm going to show everyone what setting
00:21:43spray really does. Sigourney quickly, like a hermit crab, went into her shell and did
00:21:50not talk to anybody for like hours. She was pissed. Oh, she was pissed. I saw Sigourney kind
00:22:01of scrambling. I think she is nervous because I overheard her talking about just the size and
00:22:07the scale and how big it is. I have the biggest fucking hair for this thing too. And I've got a
00:22:1220-foot fucking cathedral veil. I'm about to be so goddamn heavy in all of this fucking velvet.
00:22:18It's essentially like pulling a comforter out of the washer and just trying to run a marathon in it.
00:22:24How are you doing knowing that you have to be all wet and nasty today?
00:22:27I just think that there's just so many people here that are so
00:22:32wasteful. To throw a curse away like that, it's not going to do me any harm.
00:22:39And I hope that me talking to you at the table, in front of a million people,
00:22:43but didn't feel like getting attacked. Confidence is great. It just sometimes feels
00:22:48like a threat meant to scare competitors. Because I brought up how badly other contestants
00:22:53from season four were treated. Because I just, I feel comfortable enough to tell you there are
00:22:58times where it seems like it delves from confidence into having an ego. But if it looks like I have an
00:23:06ego, it's because I'm confident and because it's deserved. No one is saying you don't deserve it.
00:23:11And I just want you to also enjoy yourself and see that you do have people that are here to support
00:23:17you and love you and be honest and straight up with you. And I always will, even if you have
00:23:22no one else. Is that okay? It's okay. These friends are fake. If Jay really felt that way,
00:23:29he would have said it to me sooner and off camera. I think JK is trying to save his ass because
00:23:35moments earlier, he was telling me that I'm threatening people with a fan base.
00:23:40I thought you genuinely were just coming in to like, be like, hey. To check on me to make
00:23:43sure I was okay from Dahlia? No. No. He came over to be like, hey, I hope you're not mad at me about
00:23:51that. Like, I am mad. I am mad and like, our relationship is not the same. I'm gonna hug you
00:23:56gently and far away so I don't get on your outfit. This is a hug. Thank you. And do you like it?
00:24:02It feels like a heartbeat. I love you.
00:24:05Attention competitors. Attention competitors. Attention competitors.
00:24:35Attention competitors. The floor show is about to begin.
00:25:05Hello, uglies and welcome to this special day. We do hope you brought gifts for our corporeal
00:25:34couple. Cheapskates. Anyways, tonight our slithering superstars must create two distinct
00:25:44looks based on the theme of gothic wedding. One look being the groom and one look being
00:25:49the bride. Duh. Here to help us judge tonight's floor show are two horror connoisseurs who host
00:25:55the popular Dead Meat podcast and who share a love that even death couldn't decompose.
00:26:00Please welcome Chelsea, Rebecca, and James A. Janisse. Hi, this is the most exciting double
00:26:07date we've ever been on. Yeah, normally I work on the kill count, but today I'm looking forward
00:26:11to the slay count. Ah, there is the bell, which means it's time to dim the lights, start the
00:26:19church music, start the church music, and let the ceremony begin.
00:26:26Oh, yeah.
00:26:38See you next time.
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