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00:00Welcome to the semifinals of Willem's Dark Room Duel.
00:04I'm the Willem. This is the Dark Room. Welcome.
00:08Every week, two male entertainers will strip for me and my panel of sexpert judges.
00:13The dancer with the highest score gets to come back for our grand finale.
00:16The ultimate winner of Willem's Dark Room Duel will be named King of the Dark Room, according to Pride.com,
00:22and they will receive a fabulous prize package, including a year's supply of pure-for-men capsules, bum balm, and body scrub.
00:29A one-year gold subscription to my favorite dating app, Tamey.
00:33Now, of course, in my club, we pay all the strippers.
00:36And that's why every week, the dancer voted off will walk away with a $2,000 prize from Q Care.
00:42And most importantly, a chance to open for me at one of my live shows,
00:46because, baby, I bring the asses to the masses.
00:49But enough about opening monologues. Let's open the legs.
00:52For the dick! The dick! The dick! Oh, and balls.
00:59Meatball! Our nightlife expert.
01:01Yoni!
01:03Expert in male stripping for over two decades.
01:06Mama Mamba!
01:08Our performance expert.
01:10Raheem!
01:12Our expert in all things adult entertainment and beyond.
01:16Okay, so for tonight's theme, the challenge is improv.
01:22So we're also looking for skill and star power.
01:27Now, this looks like it takes a little more skill than just some regular monkey bars.
01:31Do you think you could do this, Meatball?
01:33I feel like you'd be rolling like one of those hot dogs at 7-Eleven on it.
01:36Yes!
01:37Judges, are you ready to re-meet our semifinalists?
01:41I'm excited.
01:42I'm excited.
01:43They're here with boners, so I'm gonna take my clothes off a little.
01:51I also lost a fingernail.
01:53This is why RuPaul hates me.
01:58Now let's bring out our first semifinalist, Scoobin Von Doobin!
02:02Yes!
02:07Mm-hmm.
02:08Hi, Scoobin!
02:09How we doing, boo?
02:10I'm great.
02:11Mm-hmm.
02:12Even better now, yeah.
02:13Mm-hmm.
02:14Next up, please welcome back, Artreen!
02:20Hi, Artreen!
02:21Hello.
02:22Oh.
02:23Mm-hmm.
02:25Trying to break free, huh?
02:27Trying to break free.
02:28Are those pickles?
02:29They are pickles.
02:30I get hungry.
02:31No, I have a rule about no garlic or dill before a lap dance.
02:36How do you feel about having made it all the way to the semifinals?
02:39I'm ready to do this.
02:40I'm ready.
02:41I'm ready right now.
02:42Let's go.
02:43Scoobin Von Doobin, are you excited to be here for the finals?
02:45So excited.
02:46I'm like, oh, my God.
02:47I can't believe you done.
02:48I flew here.
02:49Made it to the semifinals.
02:50What's going on?
02:51We're going for the gold, okay?
02:52See?
02:53The gold.
02:54Mm-hmm.
02:55You know what I'm saying?
02:56What do we think about cock rings for strippers?
02:57For me, I don't like to use them.
02:58Like, that hurts.
02:59I'm not here for the pain.
03:00I just like to do my own thing.
03:02Okay.
03:03Are you putting it around the balls and the shaft or just the shaft?
03:06I think most people put it around everything.
03:08Just wrap it around.
03:09I've seen some double wraps, like bantu knots.
03:12Yeah, it's crazy.
03:14What about you?
03:15Are you a cock ring?
03:16Well, I'm trying it for the first time today.
03:19I broke one.
03:21Mmm.
03:22Interesting.
03:23Is it hot here?
03:24Well, we'll try.
03:25Let's see if I don't pass out.
03:28On a slightly more serious note, what has stripping taught you about yourself over the years?
03:35Confidence.
03:36100% confidence.
03:38You have to go in there and own the room.
03:40You have to command the room.
03:41Okay.
03:42What about you, Scoobin Von Doobin?
03:43Well, for me not to get all deep and emotional.
03:45You know, growing up with vitiligo, I've had a lot of image issues and stuff like that.
03:50And so stripping kind of was like, it was scary because it's like, oh God, I'm going to be like immediately rejected or immediately accepted.
03:56You know what I mean?
03:57So just dealing with that all the time, it kind of made it easier.
03:59Some people like you, some people you don't.
04:00So you just like who likes you and get their money.
04:03Focus on the people that like you because the people that don't like you aren't affecting your bag.
04:07They're not.
04:08But the people that do like you, by focusing on the other people, that would affect your bag.
04:11That part.
04:12Mm-hmm.
04:13Mm-hmm.
04:14Now, before we see your main strip tonight, you're going to get to give one of the judges a lap dance.
04:19So, we'll need something to sit on.
04:21So, woof, woof, woof.
04:24My friend Scritch.
04:26Good boy.
04:28Good boy.
04:29Uh-huh.
04:30Good boy.
04:31Yeah.
04:32No, don't pee on that.
04:33Don't pee on that.
04:34Good boy.
04:35Okay.
04:36Make welcome and hold space to the satellite stage for Archerine and Mama.
04:41Ooh.
04:42It's my let's day.
05:01Mm-hmm.
05:02Uh-huh.
05:04Oh, yeah.
05:07Love it.
05:08Yeah.
05:09And do the-
05:23Do the-
05:24Im ultimate action.
05:27In it?
05:28Um-
05:29Um-
05:30There you go.
06:00If you need to tap out at any time, I'm ready.
06:23I'm good.
06:28Amazing.
06:49Very good.
06:53Artrine, that was so great.
06:55Please do not put on that vest again.
06:58For the good of all of our ratings.
07:00Now, Scoobin Von Dubin, are you ready to give a lap dance to Raheem?
07:04Let's go.
07:13Let's go.
07:17Let's go.
07:18Let's go.
07:20Let's go.
07:22Let's go.
07:23Let's go.
07:24Let's go.
07:25Let's go.
07:27Let's go.
07:28Let's go.
07:34Let's go.
07:43Oh
08:13Oh
08:37Oh
08:43Can we do it again which I'm next y'all began
09:13Grinding on this whole show and I'm over here
09:14Fuck my drag
09:16What about Willem
09:18Dancers it's time to get ready
09:21For your main strip so
09:22Oil up and chub up and do your thing
09:24Go slow it's my first time
09:27Today
09:29We're back and now it's time for our main strip
09:33First up
09:34Scoobin' Von Doobin
09:35Yes
09:53Yes
09:53Yes
09:54Yeah
09:55Yeah
09:59See you
10:07Yeah
10:08Yeah
10:09Oh
10:10Oh
10:11Oh
10:11Oh
10:12Oh
10:14Oh
10:14Oh, my God.
10:44Oh, my God.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:46I have pictured this already.
11:50Oh, my God.
11:52Oh, my God.
11:54Oh, my God.
11:58Oh, my God.
12:00Oh, my God.
12:02Oh, my God.
12:12Oh, my God.
12:14Oh, my God.
12:16Oh, my God.
12:26Oh, my God.
12:30Oh, my God.
12:34amazing remember to floss
12:40our next entertainer will be coming to the apparatus
12:45please make welcome to our train
13:04beautiful
13:33Beautiful
14:03Amazing
14:06You're doing great, sweetie
14:33You're doing great, sweetie
15:03Oh, my goodness
15:29He's so good
15:33Oh, my God
15:45Artreen, that was so wonderful
15:47It's time to get some judgments from the judges
15:50Because that's what we're paying for
15:52Scoobin Von Doobin and Artreen, will you join me over there?
15:55Follow me
15:56Judges, what an exciting show
16:15Do you have any thoughts on Artreen's performance, Meatball?
16:18You are so sexy
16:20You are, like, oozing sexual energy
16:23The minute you walked out and you did your little spin
16:26I was like, oh, Vegas, sexy, hot
16:30And doing the walk and having your pants slowly fall off
16:34Was so incredible
16:35Yoni, what do you think of that pants-off, dance-off move?
16:39Definitely a superstar material
16:40You kept your vest
16:42And your vest matches your thong
16:44A lot of the strippers start taking off the top
16:47And then the bottom
16:48You started taking off the bottom
16:50Beautifully done
16:51Thank you very much for the show
16:53Mama Mamba
16:54I think you have such an incredible stage presence
16:57That is something that, like, you can't teach
16:59Like, it's just one of those things
17:00You either have it or you don't
17:01And you definitely have it
17:02Only thing I would say is
17:03I wish you had a costume change
17:05From your first outfit
17:06And you also wore those boots
17:07For the last one as well
17:08Raheem, what do you think of Artreen?
17:10Don't roll your eyes out of me
17:12But I have nothing bad to say about you guys
17:14You guys are both beautiful
17:15You guys with the perfect mix of cute and sexy
17:19Yeah, I mean, don't judge me
17:21But I would have sex with both
17:22Let's just put down a tarp
17:27Judges, what did we think of Scoobin Von Doobin's performance?
17:32Meatball?
17:33I thought that was incredible
17:34I love that you had an outfit change
17:36And that it slowly progressed
17:38Like, you were taking pieces off as it went on
17:40And it felt like you really knew
17:42What was happening in the song
17:43I love when you came and plopped your penis on my knee
17:47That's all I can think about
17:48I can still feel it, really
17:49I loved it
17:51Yoni, did you get a penis plop?
17:52I wish I had
17:54But just by seeing you is very exciting
17:57You are beautiful
17:58And the performance was amazing
18:00I really enjoyed your show
18:02And thank you
18:02And thank you for your show
18:03Mama Mamba, what did you think of Scoobin Von Doobin's performance?
18:06I know, your performance was absolutely amazing
18:09You put on a show
18:10And you used every single inch of this apparatus as well
18:13Like, it was so impressive
18:14And it was so sexy
18:15You gave, like, lots of different levels
18:16And, like, it slowly elevated throughout
18:18And it was stunning
18:19And I finally got to see your hole
18:20Dreams do come true
18:24Raheem, tell us what you thought about Scoobin Von Doobin, please
18:29I'm up here thinking in my head
18:30You know you got ass
18:31The jiggle
18:31Perfect
18:32But you got this little package
18:34Because you have front and back
18:36I would say the only critique
18:37And it doesn't detract
18:38I was just disappointed
18:39That you didn't share the banana with me
18:41Because I was ready for you
18:42To put part of it in my mouth
18:43I gave it to you
18:45I wasn't talking about the yellow
18:46Okay, judges
18:49It's that time
18:50Where we have to figure out some scores
18:52The winner will move on to our finale
18:54Where I'll have on a different wig
18:56Now, the person that doesn't win
18:57Also gets a little scratch
18:58$2,000 courtesy of our good friends at Q Care
19:01They really do care
19:02Okay, let's lock in these scores for our team
19:05Meatball
19:05Okay, we got a 10
19:08Yoni
19:08Got a 9
19:10Mama Mamba
19:11We got a 10
19:13Raheem
19:14Oh, we got a 10
19:17Scoobin Von Doobin needs a 39 to tie
19:20And a 40 to win
19:21Okay, Meatball
19:2310
19:25Yoni
19:2510
19:26Mama Mamba
19:279
19:29Raheem
19:31Oh, my God
19:31Really?
19:34Oh, my God
19:36Audience
19:37This is unprecedented
19:39We haven't had a tie all season
19:42Mostly because we don't have shoelaces
19:44Meatball can't even see her feet
19:46Wow
19:47But this is wonderful
19:49Because I am the tiebreaker
19:51Breaker of ties
19:52Keeper of cocks
19:54Me
19:55Okay, as official tie master
19:57This is a very difficult job
20:00But only one of you can move forward
20:02And today that person is
20:04Scoobin Von Doobin
20:06Hartreen, you're not going away empty handed though
20:17$2,000 courtesy of the good people at Q Care
20:20Who provide prep and doxyfep for all the people that need it
20:23And you can wait for me in my dressing room
20:25I'm coming
20:28Scoobin, I can't wait to see you in our finale
20:30Going up against Reese Rideout
20:32Until next time, support your local strippers
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