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00:03I'm black.
00:07I'm Shea Coulee.
00:08I know y'all have missed me, but it's okay.
00:11Wow, Rue.
00:12Love what you've done with the place.
00:14She's a great dancer.
00:16She's a great entertainer.
00:17She's a great actress.
00:19Oh, 23 skidoo!
00:21I won four challenges on season nine.
00:23Vote, bitch!
00:24I felt really confident that I had it in the back.
00:27This was my spot on season nine.
00:29Feels kind of lucky.
00:31I was really confident.
00:34But as those rose petals fell at the season nine finale,
00:39it was like watching my dreams just fall right out of my hands.
00:43I felt like such a disappointment.
00:45I'm sorry, my dear.
00:47This is not your time.
00:49Mine.
00:50This time, I came to win.
00:52Season nine was a taste.
00:54That was the amuse-bouche.
00:55We're about to get into the entree.
00:57We might even get a little dessert.
00:58They're about to get served.
01:06And Cracker!
01:11My name is Miss Cracker.
01:13I am 35 pounds heavier than I was in season 10.
01:17Miss Cracker, if you're nasty.
01:19And I'm disgusting.
01:21Is there a hole in the bottom of that box?
01:23Absolutely!
01:24The first time around, I did well.
01:27But I was so worried about being absolutely perfect.
01:30Cracker, you did it perfect once.
01:31You will do it that way again.
01:32I fucked myself.
01:35You'll never be good enough.
01:37She's too interested in trying to control how we see her.
01:40It's like, let it all hang out, bitch!
01:43Look at this woman!
01:45So, this time, I'm just going to let things float from my distorted brain.
01:50We've been trying to get together?
01:51Yes.
01:51And do a thing?
01:52Yeah, we're doing the biggest of things.
01:54Shea Coulee is talented, beautiful, funny, and the worst thing is, she is a great person.
02:00I hate her.
02:01I thought they were going to save the best for last, and I was the opposite of right.
02:10Moriqua in the house to take the crown.
02:12Pick me, no?
02:13I'm Alexis Matteo from season 3 and All Stars 1.
02:17Bam!
02:18Bam!
02:18Bam!
02:19Bam!
02:21I'm a fucking drag queen!
02:24Every time I counted you out, you shut me up.
02:27I am a well-rounded entertainer.
02:29I can sing, I can dance, I can act, and I'm a fucking Puerto Rican, bitch.
02:34Just like the movie gremlins, I got wet one day and have a drag baby named Vanessa Benji Matteo.
02:41You know, when you have somebody that is that gorgeous and that messy, you know it's my daughter.
02:46Appreciate you. Cut the check later, bitch.
02:49You're welcome.
02:50Coming into this competition, I'm older and wiser and stronger than ever.
02:54It's Alexis World and the rest is fucking parking.
02:58Feathers, feathers, feathers.
02:59Put them in a zoo.
03:00Oh, exactly. I am a whole zoo today, bro.
03:06Well, I do declare.
03:09Blair St. Clair is all grown up now.
03:13Bitches.
03:14I can't.
03:15I'm Blair St. Clair from season 10 and I've finally gone through puberty.
03:19Well, almost.
03:21You look really young.
03:23Bam!
03:23Season 10 was terrifying.
03:25It's actually been really hard being here without my mom.
03:27I think I was really hiding who I was because I wanted everyone to still like me.
03:31Blair, hold on, Blair.
03:31You okay?
03:32I'm good. I'm happy. I'm good.
03:34Today, I see myself as a strong bitch.
03:36She's always looking wet.
03:38That's what your man said last night.
03:41Strong, independent bitch.
03:42And people need to remember that and watch out for that.
03:44Because I want to win.
03:45My drag has changed a lot and I think some people are going to be a little shocked.
03:48But that's what I'm here to do.
03:49I'm here to shock them.
03:50Yeah.
03:51Uh-huh.
03:52Blair St. Clair came out with some good air under her booty, baby.
03:56Why are you so cocky, girl?
03:59She will crack under pressure, though.
04:05In a room full of 10, I'm always grand prize.
04:10She's here to save the jag.
04:12I'm Mariah Balenciaga, a.k.a. Mariah Paris, a.k.a. Mariah Successful, a.k.a. Miss Queen of All
04:18Stars Season 5.
04:20Prepare to gag on my eleganza.
04:23What?
04:24We are the ones who are innovators and the driving force behind progress in humanity.
04:29She has a beautiful face.
04:31Season 3, I got you're poised, you're beautiful, you're elegant, but my downfall was my snatch game.
04:37That is not a wire hanger.
04:39It's a wooden hanger.
04:40It's too much.
04:42Get in my pocketbook.
04:43I'm leaving.
04:44And it's taken me almost 10 years to refine my stage presence and get back here.
04:50They not gonna goop me on this one. Not this pageant.
04:53Good to see you. You look stunning.
04:54I'm gonna eat you like a palm tree.
05:00Oh.
05:02No juries.
05:03More and more sparkle.
05:07Oh.
05:07Oh.
05:08India 2.0 here.
05:10Remodeled, remastered, and ready for action.
05:13Surprise bitches, it's me.
05:16It's India Farah from Season 3.
05:18Ow.
05:19There is a hill, no storm.
05:22Okay.
05:23On Season 3, I couldn't break through my shyness.
05:26Prison, honey.
05:27I'm still waiting for your personality to come through.
05:30Sadly, one of the only things I'm known for is being picked up by Mimi on First.
05:34Get out of me!
05:35Drag is not a contact sport.
05:39But there's so much more to me, and I'm ready to show it.
05:42Season 3 now.
05:44Season 3-ish.
05:45Oh, look at this.
05:46We're a set.
05:48Same colors.
05:50Ooh, is this a rerun of Season 3?
05:55Cue Western music.
05:57Yes, yes, yes.
05:59I'm gonna need that.
06:00I'll trade you, bitch.
06:01Okay.
06:02It's gorgeous.
06:02Of course I'll have to have it taken in.
06:03I'll absolutely be swimming in it.
06:10I'm Jujubee from Season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
06:13And Season 1 of All Stars.
06:15Third time's the charm.
06:17Oh!
06:19Come on, Grandma Barbie.
06:24I have never been blown like that in my life.
06:27Miss Jujubee, you give good mouth.
06:30Fuck you.
06:31Tyra, was your barbecue canceled?
06:35Your grill is fucked.
06:38I made it to top three twice.
06:40It is time to take the crown.
06:42What about Jujubee?
06:44Give me the crown, RuPaul.
06:45Can I have the crown?
06:47Please.
06:50Okay, I am so dressed for all your funerals
06:52because I'm gonna kill you all.
06:55Get ready, baby.
06:56You've aged so well.
06:57Oh, like, jeez.
07:00This Jujubee has stepped her pussy up.
07:02This is like, I am the pussy staircase.
07:07You know what's kind of funny?
07:08It's like, uh, if we were ink in a printer,
07:10it, like, it runs out by the time it gets...
07:12Right!
07:13Right!
07:18Woo!
07:20Oh!
07:23Woo!
07:24Ooh, I did it again.
07:26Woo!
07:27I'm Derrick Barry and I'm from season eight.
07:30It's Derrick, bitch.
07:30You know me.
07:31Hey, Derrick!
07:32When I first came to Drag Race,
07:34I was focused on being the best Britney Spears impersonator in the world.
07:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
07:39I got so used to doing one thing that I really struggled to show people what else I can do.
07:45I put myself in a Britney box, and I'm doing my best to get out of that.
07:50Since my season, I've taken my drag to a whole new realm.
07:55And now I'm coming back to show I don't just do Britney.
07:59There's also this other part of me that does all these other amazing things.
08:04Hi!
08:05Hi!
08:06How are you?
08:07What's going on?
08:10Hi!
08:11Hey, girl!
08:11There's only one queen I don't get along with, and it's India Farah.
08:14Is she a got me, girl?
08:16India has these online rants that are negative.
08:20Uh, she's toxic.
08:21Maybe she's all good with giving fake hugs, but I really don't have much to say to her.
08:32I came to end it.
08:35I am Mayhem the Drama Miller from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10.
08:40I think you look adorable.
08:42I'm gagging over your look.
08:44I started off strong.
08:45The creativity is off the charts.
08:47I won the first challenge, and then it kind of just went kind of like this.
08:51When I was here for Season 10, I did not push myself to the level of greatness that I know
08:57I have.
08:57I played it safe.
08:58Did you say something to your team?
09:00Um, no, because I wanted to be a team player.
09:03I love you!
09:04Season 10's in the house!
09:06This time around, I just can't hold back.
09:07I want to make believers out of the non-believers, and show exactly why she got the call.
09:12You smell rich!
09:15Thank you, I farted!
09:18I hear something dragging something.
09:24So y'all thought I'd never get here.
09:27Sorry, I was stuck in traffic.
09:29My name is Angina.
09:30I'm from the very first season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
09:33You look good.
09:34The one that started this whole shenanigans.
09:38Angina!
09:39Hi!
09:39Oh, ooh, this ain't no truck stop, honey.
09:42My name is Goni-chan.
09:44Because life is a celebration.
09:46You're the winner of this challenge.
09:50Somebody said All Stars 5?
09:54And finally on All Stars Beach!
09:57I'm so excited.
09:59But I'm super nervous, because everything literally has changed.
10:02But I have been changing as well.
10:04And I'm excited to show everyone my 10 year glow up.
10:06So, here it is.
10:08And enjoy.
10:09You're welcome.
10:10Ow my eyes!
10:11Oh my god!
10:17Angina is a drag race legend.
10:19Point blank, period.
10:21Here's the tea.
10:22I hope y'all don't think that we're just here to play around.
10:25Oh, I don't think so.
10:26You know.
10:26No, I believe you guys might bring it.
10:30You already started?
10:32I mean, look, you know I like to shoot quickly.
10:35You were also quick to finish on your season though.
10:37Oh!
10:40Hello, hello, hello!
10:44Look who's here!
10:48Welcome home!
10:52My girls are all grown up!
10:56Now, to earn your place in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
10:59you need to do more than just win challenges.
11:03You need to win over your peers.
11:06Or, do whatever it takes to outsmart them.
11:12And this season, we're doing things a little differently.
11:18It's a new game, with new rules.
11:23What's the gag, girl?
11:25I've seen the show.
11:26I know it's coming.
11:27Oh, yes, honey.
11:28The shit done got heavy.
11:29Oh, girl!
11:31Fuck!
11:36Wow.
11:37Oh, there's a gag?
11:41For the first time in All-Stars Herstory,
11:43it's not just the top All-Stars of the week
11:46who'll have the power to eliminate one of the bottom queens.
11:49Each week, each of you will vote for the bottom queen
11:53you think deserves the cha.
11:57Okay.
11:58What?
11:58Oh, my God.
12:00Everybody gets a vote.
12:01Everybody!
12:03We are in the Upside Down now.
12:05Wow, room.
12:06That's right, baby.
12:07You all have the power.
12:09And that's why we call it a roomocracy.
12:11Oh!
12:13I like this.
12:14I wish you did.
12:14But more on that later.
12:17Oh.
12:19I have so many questions.
12:22Now, for your first All-Star Mini Challenge,
12:25the library is open!
12:27Yay!
12:27Yay!
12:28My favorite.
12:30Oh, pit crew!
12:33Is it this way?
12:34What's going on?
12:36What?
12:41Ladies, give a big drag race welcome to Ricky Martin.
12:49Ricky Martin, bitch.
12:51Oh, my God.
12:53Now, Ricky, have you ever read A Queen before?
12:56No, but I would like to try.
12:58Good!
12:58Well, you can try on me.
13:02RuPaul!
13:05Baby, you're so old
13:07that when you started to do drag,
13:10the flag of the arco-iris was white and black.
13:14I have no idea what he just said.
13:17But I didn't like the sound of it.
13:19You know what?
13:20What?
13:21What?
13:25Ru, you slap like mi abuela.
13:28Give me a break.
13:30Oh, no!
13:32Scandala!
13:34Woo-hoo!
13:35And that concludes today's lesson in bilingual shade.
13:42Now, queens, in the grand tradition of Paris is Burning,
13:46it's time for some serious reading,
13:49because reading is what?
13:51Fundamental!
13:52Right.
13:53All right, first queen up, Alexis Mateo.
13:56Oh, my God!
13:57Yes!
13:58There you go, mama.
13:59Take these glasses from Merrick and Richard
14:02and assume the position.
14:04Oh, these glasses make y'all look ugly.
14:07It's not the glasses.
14:10Jujubee, I can't wait to see
14:11your clearance retail store collection you brought.
14:15How bad.
14:16Oh!
14:16Blair St. Clair,
14:18did you look hungry?
14:19Eat a burger.
14:20Girl, whatever weight I lost, you found.
14:22I got ya, babe.
14:24Well, look at you, Papi.
14:26Hey, mama.
14:27Here you go.
14:27Oh, my dear friend, Derrick Barry.
14:29You are a lost Vegas showgirl.
14:32And you're also a lost Vegas showgirl,
14:34because why the hell are you here?
14:38Angyna.
14:39I can't wait to put you on top of my Christmas tree.
14:42Mayhem Miller?
14:43Yes?
14:44I think maybe you should switch out the Miller for Coors Light.
14:48India Farrah.
14:50This shade is all real.
14:52It's no wonder you work at a place called Piranha in Las Vegas,
14:55because with those teeth, you're a walking billboard for them.
14:59And also, I'm really surprised to see you,
15:02because I thought you had retired,
15:03and now I just see that you're tired.
15:08Mariah Paris Balenciaga.
15:11Great, you're here, so we have to change the name
15:12to RuPaul's Drag Race, Some Stars.
15:17Mayhem Filler.
15:19I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
15:20I mean, Meh-hem Miller.
15:27Alexis Mateo.
15:28I don't want to be shady, so I'm not going to bring up your weight.
15:31But, when you work, do they pay you in pounds?
15:36Bitch.
15:38Juju be the shade.
15:41Mariah Paris Balenciaga.
15:42You look like what would happen if Will Smith absorbed a Jada Pinkett.
15:48Angina, thank you so much for taking time out of your busy schedule of auditioning for All Stars to finally
15:55join us on All Stars.
15:57Wow.
15:58India Farrah.
16:00I'm not going to read you, because I never kick a man.
16:04While he's down.
16:07Okay, Blair St. Clair, you know me.
16:09I don't read somebody unless I have a genuine respect for them.
16:13So, I think we're done here.
16:16Oh, Miss Cracker, you remind me of my childhood.
16:19Picking Adam's apples.
16:23Shea Coulee.
16:24Why so emotional, baby?
16:28Mayhem Miller.
16:29Hi.
16:30Every time I look at your face, I'm always reminded it's five o'clock somewhere.
16:36Derek Berry.
16:37You give us Britney like it's always 2008.
16:40Now, Rue, can we go ahead and open the door and hashtag free Britney?
16:46Shea Coulee, you always say that you come to slay.
16:49How hard are you going to slay this season?
16:52Is that a question or a read?
16:53No, it's a read.
16:55I'm trying my best, you guys.
16:56Alexis Mateo, you actually have a really good chance at winning this competition.
17:01Because they've never had a Puerto Rican or a big girl winner.
17:05Right.
17:06Yeah.
17:08Okay, the crickets aren't even laughing.
17:11Derek Berry, you know, the girls in your season said you weren't a real drag queen because you couldn't paint
17:15and you could only do Britney.
17:17But I completely disagree.
17:18I don't really think you can do Britney.
17:23Mariah, girl, I love you, but your career only has movement because the earth has to spin on its axis.
17:31And India Farrah.
17:37Oh, I'm pausing so we all can Google who you are.
17:43Ladies, la biblioteca is closed officially.
17:47Yes.
17:47All right.
17:48And not a moment too soon.
17:50Would you please tell the ladies who won?
17:53So we have a tie.
17:55What?
17:55We do.
17:56We do have a tie.
17:58Between Jujubee and Blair Sinclair.
18:01Oh, wow.
18:03Wow.
18:04Congratulations.
18:05You've each won a $2,000 gift card from Merrick and Richard.
18:12Blow like a butterfly sting like a jujube.
18:17Now, ladies, since 2017, the Work the World Tour has starred legends like Aquaria, Bob the Drag Queen, and Violet
18:27Tchotchke, just to name a few.
18:28For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be headlining in the Work the World variety extravaganza with an act showcasing your
18:37own charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
18:39And for those of you at home, you can go to RuPaul'sDragRace.com to find out when the tour is
18:46coming to your city.
18:47All stars, start your engines.
18:49And may the best woman win.
18:53Yay!
18:54Come on, Rikki.
18:55See you later.
18:55Bye, Rikki.
18:57Bye, Rikki.
18:58Bye, Rikki.
19:01I already claimed my space.
19:03Oh, my God.
19:05It's heavy.
19:05Look what I'm doing, Ms. Cracker.
19:07I'm taking both of ours over.
19:08Oh, my goodness.
19:09See?
19:09I'll surely save you if you're in the bottom.
19:13Mariah, I found your side.
19:16These are a 15.
19:19So how are you feeling about this new twist where we're all boating?
19:22Like, is this going by friendship?
19:23Who likes who?
19:25But what is the lip sync situation?
19:27That's what I want to know.
19:28Like, will we still be lip syncing for our legacy and then, like...
19:32There's something missing in here.
19:34I know Mama Ru has something.
19:35There is something missing.
19:35She cooking something, girl.
19:37We've been doing the math and something is not adding up.
19:40For real.
19:42I'm going to play it really fairly.
19:43Unless someone's, like, being mean to me.
19:45Just kidding.
19:45I mean, clearly me and Derek do not get along.
19:47You don't?
19:48Mmm, juicy tea.
19:49I don't deal with fake people.
19:51Yeah.
19:51And that is...
19:52I can't remember.
19:53I feel like they're talking about us over there.
19:56When I quit performing at Piranha, they hired Nebraska, Derek's boyfriend.
20:00And she did a number dedicated towards me showing a lot of negative, hateful bullshit.
20:06What y'all talking about?
20:08I mean, Derek and Derek do not speak to each other at all.
20:10Who?
20:11Derek Barry.
20:12Oh, so it's going to be some shit.
20:14This is day one.
20:16And the girls brought the beef to this salad, baby.
20:19Welcome to All Stars, Evo.
20:22It's crazy, right?
20:23No.
20:24The gag is real.
20:29This is it, bitch.
20:31That's it.
20:32Derek.
20:33Yeah.
20:34What are you doing for talent?
20:35Like 15 impersonations in a minute.
20:37Can you do that?
20:37Well, I hope so.
20:38It's my talent.
20:39I guess I'm talented enough to do it.
20:41Just kidding.
20:41Just kidding.
20:42We're getting ready for our first maxi challenge.
20:44It's the Work the World talent show.
20:46This is going to be fun.
20:47There's a lot of pressure to show the judges how much we've evolved.
20:51Can you do me?
20:52Can you do me?
20:55I'm scared about All Stars.
20:57I am.
20:57I'm like nervous.
20:58Because I haven't been in this work room for like 11 years.
21:03And the competition has gotten tougher.
21:05Like sometimes I sit there and I watch it and be like,
21:07could I do that challenge?
21:09Tell me about this India Farah stuff.
21:11Oh, why?
21:12I just want to know.
21:13I'm such a gossip.
21:14I literally just found that over there and so I'm asking you about it.
21:17I'm not surprised that India can't keep my name out of her mouth
21:20because obviously she's obsessed.
21:23So are you guys not friends?
21:24I have her blocked on everything.
21:26Oh.
21:26She comes for girls in every single season.
21:28She does?
21:29Oh, let me go ask if she's come for me.
21:31Nobody comes for you.
21:32Nobody comes for her.
21:33No, literally.
21:34She's gay.
21:34You guys are mean.
21:36I want to be Regina George.
21:39We're the mean girls?
21:40We are.
21:43What are y'all doing for your talents or y'all trying to keep that shit top secret?
21:46I'm doing the second version of the reading challenge.
21:49I thought I'd extend it because I was so funny.
21:51Yes.
21:54Well, Derek was the one that went in.
21:56Oh.
21:58Do you guys both live in Vegas right now?
22:00Yeah.
22:00Oh, so you work together a lot.
22:01I never work with her.
22:02Oh.
22:03Girl, there is beef between India and Derek and everyone is eating it.
22:08It is a brisket.
22:09We are here for the potluck.
22:11Wait, so what's the original beef?
22:13I love this.
22:14India got fired from Piranha.
22:16I quit, Piranha.
22:17If you quit, why do you need to say this establishment will hire anybody now?
22:21And it did.
22:23You can't just be happy for people.
22:25If you quit, someone else needs to get the job.
22:27Why would I be happy for someone that does a number that disrespects me and puts my name in it?
22:31That was after you called her a pig in a wig.
22:35It was not to her.
22:36Like, girl, she is a stick.
22:38She is not a pig in a wig.
22:39It was not to her.
22:40You're two-faced and I don't fuck with two-faced people.
22:44But you know what, India?
22:45I think you being here is going to make you feel more validated.
22:49And I think that maybe that's what you needed.
22:51And so I'm happy that you're here.
22:53Oh, my God.
22:55All this shit.
22:58Blocked.
22:59Whatever you're saying is bouncing right back to you.
23:01And that's going to hurt you in the long run.
23:03Remember that every superhero has an enemy.
23:07The main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars.
23:11International sensation Michelle Vacharge.
23:14That's me.
23:17It's not easy to say.
23:19I'm a sensation.
23:22Style superstar Carson Kressley.
23:25Now, do you have any hidden talents?
23:26I did, but I had them removed for health reasons.
23:29Jot down the number of your doctor for me.
23:32The hilarious Ross Matthews.
23:34Are you here for the meet and greet?
23:36Just the meet, Ru.
23:37Just the meet.
23:40And the king of Latin pop, Ricky Martin.
23:44Now, serious question.
23:45What's your favorite place in the world?
23:47My favorite place in the world is Puerto Rico.
23:50Hey, you know what?
23:50Let's go now.
23:52Let's go.
23:53Come on.
23:54This week, we challenged our queens to show off their charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent in a work-the-world
24:01variety extravaganza.
24:03All-stars, start your engines.
24:06And may the best woman win.
24:10Welcome to the work-the-world extravaganza.
24:14Starring the all-stars of season five.
24:20That's gonna be fun.
24:21Let's hear it for Alexis Mateo.
24:24Fantasias!
24:28Sabor!
24:32Brillante!
24:35Como el sol!
24:39Sickly, no?
24:40Bágalo!
24:41No.
24:58NRIABALO!
25:07Kikata
25:09to get really spicy up in this place.
25:23Give it up for Shea Coulet.
25:39Let's not be what we're supposed to be.
25:42If you wanna risk it all, then you'll come home with me.
25:48I should tell you that I'm not afraid of a little disaster.
25:54You should know I won't call you after.
26:00So if you wanna ride, we can ride.
26:02And if you wanna fly, we can fly.
26:04And even though we're about to collide,
26:06it's only gonna be for one night.
26:09So if you wanna ride, we can ride.
26:12And if you wanna fly, we can fly.
26:14And even though we're about to collide,
26:17it's only gonna be for one night.
26:25Here she is, Mayhem Miller.
26:32Bye, bye.
26:40I am the queen.
26:43Queen of the party.
26:47The sick thing.
26:50That love, you're a very coming.
26:54You're beautiful.
26:56And don't let no one taste.
27:01I'm the queen of the party and it's melletime.
27:03Been lining these eyes since a quarter of nine.
27:19And now, Mariah Harris, Balenciaga.
27:24The marks, the stains, my words I shall not refrain.
27:28From veins, the pain flows of those chains.
27:32Stains from the fights for rights, freedom is still not in sight.
27:36Stains from clashes and lashes.
27:40Stains on the walls of those with voice power and pride.
27:44Stains of those who refuse to be silenced or hide.
27:48Stains on the wall of those feared and misunderstood.
27:52Stains of those who are told who to love, how to love, and how to act.
27:55Religious fails sanctified that.
28:00Retaliation to a terror born of this nation.
28:03Stains of those who live through segregation.
28:07Will we transcend and ascend?
28:09Will the fear and hate ever end?
28:11That's the greatest question of all.
28:13Until then, I'll continue to tell the story of the stains on the wall.
28:22All right, Ms. Mariah Angelou, make the people think.
28:27Welcome, Ms. Cracker.
28:29Hello!
28:31You know, I've been through so many things in my life and learned so much.
28:34But it wasn't until I opened a new jar of joy and learned to relish life that I finally told
28:39the world I actually am a cracker.
28:42Hey, lookie here, it's the matzo mama.
28:46Yes, thin white salty, won't you have a taste?
28:49You know me, I try to bring the drama.
28:52Watch what I do, watch what I can do.
28:56I try to dance with you kids.
28:58I try to serve you this bliss.
28:59You know I can't touch the floor.
29:01Ouch!
29:01That's my lady biz.
29:02Really?
29:03I don't.
29:04I really don't know why they love what I do.
29:06I'm a white girl.
29:06So I'm offbeat.
29:07Still a cheer when I'm back on my feet.
29:09I'm a woman of the world.
29:12She made it.
29:13But please don't call her a girl.
29:16La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
29:18Whatever you do, people love what you do if you do it with heart.
29:22I'm a woman of the world.
29:26Shabbat Shabbla.
29:29My heart sinks, my stomach goes straight to my throat.
29:33These bitches are not playing games.
29:35I need to give the performance of my life.
29:40Welcome back to the Work the World extravaganza.
29:43I do declare it's Blair St. Clair.
29:48Tightrope in, on a razor thin line.
29:50Watch your step, cause you're getting too high.
29:54If you trip, no there's no second try.
29:58Try.
30:01Trapeze in, I'm not catching your fall.
30:04In this circus, it's only your fault.
30:08Spotlight's on you, so give it your all.
30:13You don't get nine, lies.
30:16You gotta get it right the first time.
30:19Can't look me in the eye and tell me lies.
30:23No, I'm not gonna let you make me cry.
30:26You don't get nine.
30:28Nine, nine, lies.
30:29Nine, nine, lies.
30:31Oh, oh.
30:32Nine, nine, life.
30:35Nine, nine, lies.
30:36Nine, nine, lies.
30:38Nine, nine, lies.
30:42Like that?
30:45Up next, on China.
30:48Start your engines.
30:50May the best will come with you.
30:53Come on, girl.
30:54Put the bass in your walk.
30:57Head to toe.
30:57Let your whole body talk.
31:00Walk.
31:01Now walk.
31:03Walk.
31:04Now walk.
31:05Uh oh.
31:06Now sissy that wah.
31:33Give a warm welcome to Derek Barry.
31:37It's Britney, y'all.
31:40No, I'm just kidding.
31:42So, before I did All Stars, I wanted to call some celebrity friends for some advice.
31:46So, here's a little rundown.
31:48Lady Bunny, you better make top two.
31:50Otherwise, you're just the bottom, the two boyfriends.
31:54Caitlin, so I have some dresses of Chris's, if you need to borrow any.
32:00Madonna, wearing a kimono is a no-go.
32:03But she's not me, but ask her if she wants to adopt or borrow a baby from Malawi.
32:09Cher, you called me after Madonna? Fuck you!
32:13Miley, oh my God, my dad is gonna pitch a tent.
32:18Celine, I think you should go for it! Woo!
32:23Cynthia, show them your cuckoo, misamades!
32:27Laganja? Yes, God, honey, money, the house down, boots, okay!
32:32Thank you guys so much, have a good night!
32:35I want to like Derek's so badly.
32:41Wait, I did forget one.
32:43I also called Joan Rivers, and she said,
32:45I didn't say anything!
32:46I am dead, you fucking moron!
32:48Ah!
32:54Thank you!
32:56Please enjoy the vocal stylings of Jujubee!
33:00I'm sitting all alone, crying on the floor, thinking about the same old lies you've told.
33:09I can't bear my broken soul.
33:14The sun is shining bright, yet it's storming my insides.
33:18I can hear the silent lightning strike.
33:23Trying to get you off my mind.
33:28I don't wanna think, I don't wanna feel a thing, cause your lies broke my heart apart.
33:35That is passion coming out her throat.
33:39I don't wanna love again no more.
33:42I just need a drink, drink till I can feel a thing, cause your lies broke my heart so hard.
33:49Gotta be defeated.
33:51I don't wanna love again no more.
33:58Hold your hands together.
34:04The India Fair.
34:05Ladies and gentlemen, the rules are very simple.
34:09No lifting, no touching, no holding, no moving.
34:13Do not disturb the queen that you see the way of your very eyes.
34:16So listen up.
34:17Drag is not a contact sport.
34:19Yeah!
34:21Bill!
34:24Drag is not a contact port!
34:29Drag is not a contact port!
34:31Drag is not a contact port!
34:34Do they get her off of me?
34:35Do they get her off of me?
34:37I am serving glamour and she is serving camp!
34:40Now drop! Now drop!
34:42Now drop it down low!
34:43I am here to shantay all these bitches got to go!
34:47Yes, that means you!
34:54Drag is not a contact port!
34:56Drag is not a contact port!
34:57Drag is not a contact port!
34:58Take the arch and I did that.
34:59Drag is not a contact port!
35:09Welcome ladies.
35:11Huh?
35:12From this moment on, all star rules have been suspended.
35:16Forever!
35:20What?
35:21What?
35:21That's right.
35:22We're gonna do eliminations a little differently this season.
35:25Each week, I'll choose one top all star.
35:28Not two.
35:31In the work room, the top all star will secretly choose the lipstick of the bottom queen she thinks should
35:39go home.
35:39And all of the rest of you will cast your vote for the bottom queen you think should get the
35:46chop.
35:47Oh my god.
35:49Oh my god.
35:49And yes, the top all star of the week will lip sync for her legacy.
35:53But she'll be competing against...
35:56A secret lip sync assassin!
36:00Oh my god.
36:02What?
36:03If the top all star wins the lip sync, the bottom queen she chose will get the chop.
36:09Now if the lip sync assassin wins, she will reveal the lipstick of the queen that the group has voted
36:16to go home.
36:19Miss A, if I'd had lenses in these, they would have popped out, bitch.
36:23Now, when I call your name, please step forward.
36:27Che Coulay.
36:29Blair St. Clair.
36:32Mariah, Paris, Balenciaga.
36:35Jujubee.
36:38You are all safe.
36:43Can I say something?
36:44Yes, please.
36:45Mariah, your performance had a very beautiful message and the fact that you brought that message, I think is very
36:51important.
36:51So for that, I really thank you.
36:54You're welcome.
36:56Safe queens may leave the stage.
37:02Ladies, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
37:06Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
37:10Starting with Ms. Cracker.
37:11Hello.
37:12It was really fun.
37:13It was really funny.
37:14You stuck with your pickle theme and I thought your act was hilarious.
37:17You're the real dill.
37:20That phallic entrance was everything.
37:23I mean, they're talking about pickles.
37:24I just saw a beautiful phallic shape walking on stage and I loved it.
37:27It's funny, Ricky, we think that when we see you.
37:31You've created for yourself this little lane that is so identifiable with Cracker.
37:36And then you reveal this glamour.
37:38This is stunning.
37:41Thank you, Cracker.
37:42Shabbat shablam.
37:44Shabbat shablam, Rue.
37:45Up next, Alexis Mateo.
37:48Hi.
37:49I was blown away by your performance tonight.
37:51Oh, thank you.
37:52I never wanted it to end.
37:53You were having so much fun.
37:55Everybody wanted to party with you.
37:56When you were on stage, you were not alone.
37:58It was you and all your ancestors and I appreciate that.
38:02I'll even forgive that one inch heel that you have on your foot.
38:05Hey, you're gonna like them and I stoned them for you.
38:13Thank you, guys.
38:14Up next, India Farah.
38:16You know, India, it was good to see you in particular here because I know that after your season, you
38:22had a very public breakup with the art of drag.
38:24Yes.
38:24Drag stopped being fun for a minute because I let it get to me and I took anger and put
38:31it on the internet and put it on social media and I went into a very deep dark hole.
38:36Luckily, I was strong enough to pull myself out and I'm in a much better place.
38:40You performed tonight like somebody who has something to prove and I loved it.
38:46I have one word for you.
38:47Yes.
38:48Hairography.
38:52I'll get that for you.
38:53There you go.
38:55It's okay.
38:56Explosive, baby.
38:57Explosive.
38:57You killed every second of this performance.
38:59I thought it was nearly perfect.
39:03All right.
39:03Up next, Derrick Barry.
39:05I want to compliment you first on not coming out here and just relying on Britney.
39:10Hey.
39:11However.
39:12Oh.
39:13The impersonations were not great.
39:15If you did not tell us who they were before you did them, I might have gotten maybe two.
39:20My advice is if you separate a little bit between character and character, it would probably allow us to kind
39:25of grasp a little bit better.
39:27Here's what I would love to get from you.
39:29Rather than an impression of Britney or an impression of 13, 14 other celebrities, I would just love to get
39:35Derrick Barry.
39:36Who are you?
39:37What do you have to say?
39:41All right.
39:42Up next, Mayhem Miller.
39:44Let's talk about your diction.
39:47I couldn't really understand the words to the song.
39:50And if you can't hear what you're saying, I'm losing the story.
39:53Okay.
39:54The entrance was very powerful and then it didn't take me to where I thought you were going to take
40:00us.
40:00I was so excited about where it was going to go.
40:02And then when it went there, I thought, oh, can we go back to where we were?
40:06Up next.
40:07Angina.
40:07Hi.
40:09I love that you had a whole production number in the drag race theme.
40:12And it was cute.
40:13It kind of didn't go anywhere after you had two reveals.
40:15You're kind of just left there like, okay, I guess I'll just dance now.
40:18It stalled a little bit.
40:19I just got super nervous for some reason.
40:21And that's really crazy because I perform.
40:24Like, I love performing.
40:25I know what kind of show you can put on.
40:28I also know how nerves can wipe that all out.
40:32I wish I could have done better.
40:36All right, ladies.
40:37Based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions.
40:43India Farrah.
40:46Congratulations.
40:46You are the top all-star of the week.
40:48Yes.
40:49What?
40:49Yes.
40:52That means the world to me.
40:54You've won a five-day stay in Reykjavik, Iceland.
40:58Hotel and airfare included.
41:01Courtesy of Pink Iceland.
41:03Yes.
41:04Derrick Barry.
41:06Mayhem Miller.
41:08You are the bottom all-stars of the week.
41:13The rest of you are safe.
41:18You may leave the stage.
41:21Oh, that one feels good.
41:23That one feels real good right here.
41:26Okay.
41:26They all look so delightful.
41:29Oh, bitch.
41:30I fucking did it.
41:32Now these girls know to watch out.
41:36Congratulations.
41:37Congratulations.
41:38Congratulations.
41:39How do you feel right now?
41:41It's crazy.
41:41It's so overwhelming and exciting.
41:44And the bottom two is Derrick and Mayhem.
41:48I'm going to be honest.
41:49I thought it was going to be Angina and Mayhem.
41:52I was surprised, too.
41:53You guys, I don't know what happened.
41:55I was like, okay, I'm fucking this up.
41:57I'm just going to do a little shimmy here and a little shimmy there.
41:59Well, that's what happens when you get in your head.
42:01Yeah, I know.
42:01And I've been in my head all fucking week.
42:03Like an all-star believes in themselves.
42:05I literally did not.
42:06I know.
42:06I don't.
42:07I want to talk to each of you.
42:08Yeah.
42:09Not mine.
42:09I would love to.
42:10I think I'm going to take you first.
42:11Okay.
42:11My fate is in the hands of India.
42:14That's a little scary.
42:15That I might be pleading a case to a jury that's already decided.
42:18I want to know why you want to be here.
42:24I need to be here because people need to see the fully realized.
42:30So my influences and my drag is what I have to bring.
42:35Don't hide behind the impersonations.
42:37People need to see a fiercer, darker, dramatic Derek.
42:40If you're going to deliver her.
42:41Yeah.
42:42Okay.
42:43I'll take that into consideration.
42:44Okay.
42:45Yeah.
42:45And congratulations.
42:46You deserved it.
42:47I love what you said to the judges.
42:49And knowing that you are vulnerable is all I needed to know that you are real.
42:55You guys know I was in mock trial in high school and I've been to court many times.
42:59So let me tell you about this real quick.
43:03I think I have more than she does.
43:04I think my drag is more well-rounded and I'm here and I'm ready to work.
43:10I know how magnetic you are.
43:13And I wasn't feeling that magnetism.
43:16I wasn't feeling being drawn in as much.
43:18I had a bad day.
43:19I still haven't decided yet.
43:20So don't look at me.
43:23All the queens have to vote and I don't know what criteria they're using.
43:27All I know is I was more entertained by Derek's performance than I was with Mayhem.
43:32Should she go home?
43:33I don't know.
43:34RuPaul, what the fuck?
43:37Hey, Derek.
43:38Hey, Derek.
43:39Can you tell us why you're doing the stick?
43:41I thought that it was successful and the audience was laughing.
43:46Of course, I could have slayed it as Britney and won, but...
43:49I thought you were doing Britney the entire time.
43:51I swear to you.
43:52I also did kind of get that as well.
43:54In Britney look.
43:54Yeah, I kind of got that.
43:55Well, that's my drag though.
43:57I know.
43:57I really do feel like if I wore this, then I'm a version of Britney.
44:02Britney.
44:02If I'm wearing that, I'm a dream within a dream Britney.
44:05What about this?
44:06This is giving me red carpet Britney.
44:12Oh, I didn't want to do that.
44:15People are always saying, I want to see the real you.
44:18Well, you're looking at it.
44:20It's like you tell me that you want me to be somebody else, but you want me to be somebody
44:26else from the somebody else that I already am.
44:33Fish, I'm a fan of yours.
44:34You know that.
44:35Yeah.
44:35But it's a hard decision because I didn't hear all the lyrics and I want to know that I'm not
44:40going to see this again.
44:41The thing is, I'm not giving up.
44:44Yeah.
44:44I want to stay and I feel I deserve to stay.
44:47Can I ask you something?
44:48If I am ever in this position.
44:50Oh, okay.
44:51Let's talk.
44:52I mean.
44:52Let's talk.
44:53Would you get rid of me or?
44:55India's presenting to me an alliance?
44:58Possibly.
44:59Hmm.
45:00Here's the deal.
45:01If I'm ever in that chair.
45:02Mm-hmm.
45:03You over here.
45:04Okay.
45:05I got you.
45:06Okay.
45:07You know what's up.
45:07Interesting.
45:08Okay.
45:08I came here to play.
45:10And the more friends you have in this game, the longer you last.
45:14Keep me.
45:15Keep me, dude.
45:23The first elimination of the season.
45:26Everything's different now.
45:28This is a roomocracy.
45:30Anything can happen.
45:32Trump is president.
45:34Chaos reigns.
45:35Girl, this was a difficult one.
45:37But I got to go with my gods.
45:44I wish I could have done this to a jackass.
45:50I'm not going home this early.
45:51And I think that my sisters in the workroom know I have more to give.
45:55I'm mayhem.
45:56Duh.
46:00Sorry, girl.
46:05To take away someone's chance.
46:08To pick a lipstick.
46:10Put it in there.
46:11And possibly send that girl home.
46:13That's a lot of power.
46:15But I am here to fight for the crown.
46:17And let's be honest here.
46:19This has been a long time coming.
46:26Welcome back, ladies.
46:28Now, to earn your place in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, you need to persevere.
46:33No matter what or who, fate throws you away.
46:40Ladies, the time has come to present this week's Lip Sync Assassin.
46:50Oh, my God.
46:51Who is it?
46:52This is going to be some tea.
46:55Oh, mama the drama.
46:59Who is this queen?
47:00Oh, my God.
47:01Who the fuck can it be?
47:03Who?
47:04Show me!
47:06Reveal yourself!
47:09This is crazy.
47:11Oh, my God.
47:11Oh, my God.
47:14Oh, my God.
47:18No way.
47:19No way.
47:22Evie Oddly, season 11 winner of RuPaul's Drag Race.
47:25I've seen that bitch perform.
47:27She turns it.
47:29Oh, my God.
47:31But I'm ready.
47:32Bring it on.
47:35Ladies, Evie holds the lipstick of the queen that the group has voted to go home.
47:42Now, if Evie wins the Lip Sync, the queen on her lipstick gets the chop.
47:50Two queens stand before me.
47:53India, this is your chance to impress me.
47:56Win $10,000 and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop.
48:06The time has come for you to lip sync for your legacy.
48:15Good luck and don't fuck it up.
48:32Thank you, Bob.
48:35She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain
48:39She'll make you live a crazy life, but she'll take away your pain
48:45Like a bullet to your brain
48:47I'm side in, side out
48:50She's living the vida no kind
48:52She will wear you on
48:55Living the vida no kind
48:57Living the vida no kind
49:00She's living the vida no kind
49:10Baby, this is a show badass
49:50All right ladies, I've made my decision
50:01Evie Oddly
50:02Congratulations, you're a winner baby
50:06Yes
50:08The $10,000 will roll over to next week's tip
50:12Oh my god
50:17Look, the lip-sync assassin bullshit has just changed this competition forever
50:22India, you are safe
50:29You may step to the back of the stage
50:31Thank you so much
50:33Good job India
50:34Will the bottom queens please step forward
50:43With great power comes great responsibility
50:48Evie
50:49Which queen has the group chosen to get the chop?
50:55The group has spoken
50:57And the queen that they chose to give the chop is
51:07Derek Berry
51:16As it is written
51:18So it shall be done
51:19Derek
51:21You are and will always be
51:23An all-star
51:26Now
51:28Sashay away
51:29Thank you
51:30Thanks for the opportunity to come back
51:35It definitely sucks to go home first
51:38I mean, because obviously I wanted to win
51:39So
51:40The biggest disappointment is
51:42I don't get to showcase
51:43Everything that I can do
51:45But just being here
51:47Reminded me how much
51:49I can do
51:50And how ambitious my drive is
51:52And about those rules being suspended
51:55Don't act like I'm not coming back
52:01Congratulations all-stars
52:02And remember
52:04If you can't love yourself
52:05How in the hell
52:06You gonna love somebody else
52:08Can I get an amen up in there?
52:10Amen!
52:11Now let the music play