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00:00Welcome to Willem's Darkroom Duel.
00:04Every week, two male entertainers will strip for me and my panel of expert judges.
00:10The dancer with the highest score will be invited back to the semi-finals at the end of the season,
00:15because you can learn a lot about a guy from a semi-finals.
00:19The ultimate winner of Willem's Darkroom Duel will be named King of the Darkroom, according to Pride.com,
00:25and they will receive a fabulous prize package, including a year's supply of Pure For Men capsules, bum balm, and body scrub,
00:33a one-year gold subscription to my favorite dating app, Tamey.
00:37Now, of course, in my club, we pay all the strippers.
00:40And that's why every week, The Dancer Voted Off will walk away with a $2,000 prize from Q Care.
00:46Q Care has your back with fast and convenient prep and doxypep delivered straight to your front door, back door, or whatever hole you live at.
00:54Plus, the chance to open for me at one of my live shows.
00:57Because, baby, I bring the asses to the masses.
01:02I'm not asking any of these people to do anything that I haven't done at least twice.
01:06Maybe three times.
01:08But enough about these rules.
01:10You came for the ass.
01:13Let's bring out these judges.
01:15Please make welcome to Nightlife Impresario Meatball!
01:20Nice to see you.
01:24Hey, diva.
01:25I'm so excited to be here.
01:27I want to see you.
01:28Go sit. You're in my light.
01:29Okay, bye.
01:31Our in-house male stripping expert, hoe master, Yoni.
01:37Yes.
01:41Oh, it's on.
01:43I want to see you.
01:46Mm-hmm.
01:48Next, all the way from Slag Wars, my favorite and your favorite, Miss Mama Mamba.
01:57Oh, okay.
01:59Saw my look.
02:00This is so awkward.
02:02We're all fam in the Animal Kingdom Club.
02:07Yes.
02:08She is our resident performance expert, in case you couldn't tell.
02:13And last, but certainly not least, is the Gay VN's Performer of the Year, Raheem.
02:28I'm so shy. This never happens.
02:31I think my Audi turned into an innie.
02:33Hey there, hi there, ho boy, have we got a show for you tonight.
02:37The theme is innovative pole dancing.
02:42Do you know what innovation means?
02:47Well, hopefully, these male entertainers will exemplify innovation so fiercely that you will know.
02:55Now, before we bring out our dancers, I would like them to chub up and check on everybody's fiber intake.
03:01Oh, my fiber intake has been incredible ever since I started using Pure For Men.
03:06Is Pure For Men good for strippers?
03:08Being a clean stripper is always important. Nice skin, nice guts.
03:12I love me that body scrub.
03:14I put my skin through some crazy shit when I'm on stage, always stapling shit to myself.
03:18So, gotta keep me soft and supple.
03:21I don't go on a porn set unless I'm feeling clean and pure.
03:24Mm-hmm.
03:25Pure For Men gets your guts and your butts right.
03:27Judges, are you ready to meet these strippers?
03:29Yes, baby!
03:31First, all the way from the big D, Dallas, Texas, we got King Spider!
03:40Oh, my God!
03:43Oh, my God.
03:44And me with arachnophobia.
03:46Hello!
03:48And now, all the way from Sin City, it's our second contender for the evening, R-Treen.
03:59Uh-huh.
04:01Judges, tonight we'll be judging our entertainers on star power and skill.
04:04But first, we gotta get to know them.
04:06So, we're gonna have a little sexy chat.
04:08Hi, boys!
04:10I'd love to learn a little bit about you that I can't know just by looking at you.
04:13How long have you been entertaining and stripping?
04:16So, I've been entertaining, uh, for about three years now.
04:19So, hopefully I have a longer career, you know, so.
04:22Tin Room, Cherries, The Brick.
04:24Tin Room, TMC, um, Halos and Fort Worth.
04:27Oh, The Mining Club.
04:28I get around, baby, I get around.
04:30You go to the Roundup?
04:31The Roundup? I go sometimes when I'm feeling a little rowdy, you know.
04:35And how about you? How's Vegas? You keeping it hot?
04:38100 degrees, every day.
04:39What's your favorite clubs to work at in Vegas?
04:41Uh, Charlie's, Phoenix is awesome.
04:43There's so many different clubs, so many.
04:45There's a lot of great clubs, yeah.
04:47You're both from some really hot towns.
04:48What makes your city the sexiest?
04:51The people. I mean, we get people from everywhere, all over the world.
04:54So, I can always switch it up.
04:55One thing about being from Dallas is, you know, it's known for the drinks, the food, and a whole lot of ass shaking.
05:01One thousand percent.
05:02Yes.
05:03Now, we all know that half of stripping and dancing is marketing.
05:06What's your go-to trick to get a customer riled up and in that back room?
05:10Booty Cheek.
05:12Booty Cheeks.
05:13I agree. Who doesn't love a little booty?
05:15Okay. Or a lot of booty?
05:16Um, I say one thing that makes a patron wanna have a good time with you is you have to have fun.
05:20You have to know how to be yourself. You have to make them have a good time, you know.
05:24Judges, do you have any go-to tricks to get an audience excited?
05:27I know Meatball usually uses peanut butter.
05:31Yeah, mostly just shoving food in my mouth or my body holes.
05:35Yoni, I've seen you wet a few times.
05:37You do a little shower dance on stage.
05:40Body oil, baby.
05:41Ooh.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Slippery.
05:44Mama, any signature tricks?
05:46A seated titty-tassel spin?
05:53Y'all don't know the ergonomics that went into that and the training?
05:58Raheem, I was gonna ask about the tricks, but we all know you got tricks and treats.
06:02You know my tricks?
06:03You know my treats?
06:04Mm-hmm.
06:05I'm familiar.
06:06Now, entertainers.
06:07Did you know that our presenting sponsor, Pure For Men, makes two kinds of lube?
06:12One that's water-based and one that's coconut oil-based.
06:15Who is responsible for bringing the lube?
06:17The bottom or the top?
06:19Why not both?
06:21Why not both?
06:22What about you, Artrine?
06:23Who do you think should bring the lube?
06:25Um, I think the third party.
06:28The third party?
06:29Okay.
06:30Judges, any opinion on who should bring the lube to the party?
06:33The taker.
06:34The taker?
06:35No, I think, listen, you hope, well, if you're the top, you should be prepared.
06:39Have a variety.
06:40In case the bottom wants silicone, water-based.
06:43Yeah.
06:44And also, they should travel to the bottom's home.
06:46No.
06:47Yes.
06:48No.
06:49I'm not spending an hour douching to then drive over to your house.
06:52I don't remember him inviting you to his house.
06:54Yeah.
06:55Dancers, what do you think?
06:56Should have bottom will travel?
06:58Or do you think tops travel?
07:00Tops.
07:01All I heard was tops.
07:03Right answer.
07:05Our main strip tonight is innovative pole dancing.
07:08How did you decide what to do on the pole and add some flair to it?
07:12Actually, I just like to freestyle.
07:14Whatever comes to me will come to me.
07:17That's what my Tamey profile says.
07:19One thing that makes a trick unique is trying something that most people have never seen.
07:24Or even heard of.
07:25So, you gotta think outside the box sometimes.
07:27Okay.
07:28I am so excited for our main strip.
07:30But first, we have our lap dance round.
07:33This is just a little amuse-bouche to get the judges warmed up for the main function.
07:37Now, tonight, all about that ass.
07:41So, I want to see jiggling.
07:43I want to see wobbling.
07:44You'll have one minute to put on some tassels and hypnotize the judges.
07:48Show them how.
07:49Okay, that's enough.
07:50You go.
07:51Go tassel up, hoes.
07:52Judges, are you ready to see some ass?
07:56We're ready.
07:57We're ready.
07:58We're ready.
07:59We're ready.
08:00Coming to the poll is our favorite so far, R-Tree.
08:03Oh.
08:04Holy shit.
08:05That's real Tommy right there.
08:06I like that.
08:07Oh.
08:08Oh.
08:09Holy shit.
08:10That's real Tommy right there.
08:11I like that.
08:13Oh.
08:14Oh.
08:15Yes.
08:16Don't hurt yourself.
08:19He's looking at me.
08:21He gets just winked at me.
08:24That was for me.
08:26He's really good at spinning, too.
08:35Oh, my God.
08:36How are we doing that in slow motion?
08:38Amazing.
08:39My goodness.
08:40Yes, R-Tree.
08:41Those boots were made for twerking.
08:42Amazing.
08:43Those boots were made for twerking.
08:44That's amazing.
08:45Judges, what did you think?
08:46I popped my tuck.
08:47That was incredible.
08:48Loving it.
08:49That was so sexy.
08:50I loved a little one cheek at a time.
08:51Woke me up.
08:52King Spider, why don't you get on the floor?
08:53I popped my tuck.
08:54That was incredible.
08:55Loving it.
08:56That was so sexy.
08:57I loved a little one cheek at a time.
08:58It woke me up.
08:59King Spider, why don't you get on the floor?
09:04King Spider, why don't you get on the floor?
09:06Oh, shit.
09:07Are you sure you talk about the glasses?
09:11Oh, shit.
09:12Oh, shit.
09:13Oh, shit.
09:14Oh, shit.
09:15Oh, shit.
09:24Oh.
09:25Mm-hmm.
09:28Oh.
09:30All that ass.
09:35Scooby-diglin'.
09:43Mm-hmm.
09:44Mm.
09:46Mm-hmm.
09:49Mm.
09:50Why is it so hot?
09:51Oh, shit.
09:53What?
09:55There you go.
09:56That's real time right there.
10:01I don't know how this wasn't a Paris 2024 competition.
10:04Y'all are Ho-lympians.
10:07Damn.
10:08Judges, what'd you think, Raheem?
10:09I appreciate everything he gave, including the glasses.
10:13You are so cute.
10:14Yeah, the cutest little butt.
10:15I just want to bite it.
10:17Okay, well, lunch is coming.
10:19Yoni?
10:19I love the non-stick booty.
10:21Booty.
10:22Those pedazos didn't.
10:25So it's good job, man.
10:27Meatball.
10:28I loved it.
10:29I loved that you were shaking it so hard the tassels fell off.
10:31It was incredible.
10:32Yeah.
10:33I'll die it.
10:34Now, a little Ho-tip.
10:35If you want the tassels to really stick, you got to clean it off with a little alcohol first.
10:39Mm.
10:40Tequila?
10:40Well, sure.
10:45Now's my favorite time of the night.
10:47It's the main strip.
10:48Now, dancers, before this, I recommend some bum-bum to take care of any occlusions or ash,
10:54which may occur due to fierce severe rubbing or stripping.
10:58I'm not a doctor, but I let one touch me on TV.
11:01We'll see you back out after this.
11:04Okay, quick first impressions from the judges.
11:06Are we seeing the personality?
11:08Are we seeing the body that we need in a star?
11:10I love the judge participation from the second contestant.
11:14But they both gave.
11:15They both gave.
11:16They're both so sexy.
11:17I'm sensing a little bit of shyness, though, so I can't wait to see what they bring in the next challenge.
11:21Meatball, can you give them some cocaine?
11:24Let me run to the back, really, quick.
11:27I'm feeling a little shyness from both of them, too, so I'm really excited to see what they do in the final performance.
11:33But so far, I mean, I'm loving both of them.
11:35They're both so good.
11:35I want them on my face.
11:37Oh, for sure.
11:38We're going to be right back after this.
11:40I'm going to go take my Pure for Men capsule.
11:43What a great start to the evening.
11:46Judges, what do we think?
11:47Pure for Men?
11:48Yes?
11:49Thumbs up?
11:50Oh, absolutely.
11:51It's my favorite thing to use.
11:52It gives me so much confidence when I decide to bottom something.
11:55Yeah, you don't want to put your thumb up there without Pure for Men.
11:57Oh, absolutely not.
11:58You're going to miss me, ball.
11:59I'm still on.
12:00You make it the top go to.
12:01The top has to travel, Raheem.
12:03Listen, you can't arrive too early.
12:05Like, got to give them time.
12:06They come to you.
12:07What if I just douched at your house?
12:09You won't regret it.
12:10No, wait, wait, wait.
12:12I know.
12:12I've seen the video.
12:14There comes a chance that there may be some negative feedback, constructive criticism.
12:19Judges, are you okay with looking one of these dancers in the face and crushing their dream?
12:25Tough love, baby.
12:26Tough love.
12:27See, you know, you're better than me.
12:28It's kind of like if an accident happens, you don't want to ruin their confidence.
12:33You don't want to ruin their self-esteem.
12:34So I'm preparing myself to do so.
12:36I'm going to be the Paula Abdul.
12:38I'm going to be like, you're doing amazing, sweetie.
12:42Okay.
12:42And I'm on drugs.
12:44Joni's got glasses on, so he don't have to worry about eye contact or any weird stare-downs.
12:48No, no, no, no.
12:52And now in Spanish.
12:54No, no, no, no.
13:00No necesita saliva.
13:02Si.
13:03First up to the main pole.
13:05Get ready to be entranced in his web.
13:07It's King Spider!
13:18Okay, okay.
13:27Over here, over here.
13:28Over here.
13:29Over here.
13:31Oh.
13:36Oh.
13:37Oh.
13:38Oh.
13:40Oh.
13:44Oh.
13:47Oh.
13:48Oh.
15:30Yes.
15:32Yes, King Spider.
15:54That's right.
15:56Don't forget the strip show.
16:00There you go.
16:02There you go.
16:04Okay.
16:06It's nice and pure, baby.
16:14This trail was brought behind me, broken your eyes in the back
16:19If I were you, I'd trade out for some care for me
16:26Cause my bad luck is your destiny
16:28You keep sucking it up, sucking it up, sucking it up, sucking it up
16:33If you're dead to care for me, my bad luck is your destiny
16:37I'm a bad luck for you, I'm a bad luck
16:41You don't even need to touch, just wanna look like that jerk
16:47I'm a bad luck for you, I'm a bad luck
16:51I'm a super suspicious bird, maybe if you decide to push
16:56I'll be getting a better, better look, better, better look
17:01Getting hungry all of a sudden
17:07Beautiful, beautiful
17:10Amazing, there you go
17:15Loving that eye contact, baby
17:20Yes
17:22Yes
17:32Now's the time for the critique
17:44Judges, I want you to remember that we're looking for skill and star power on a scale of 1 to 10
18:0010 is the good one
18:03Boom
18:04Dancers, to the satellite stage
18:08Okay
18:10Damn, I wanna come back for my next life as a microphone
18:13Dude
18:14Judges, what do you have to say? Meatball?
18:19I think you're both absolutely incredible and I would be lucky to have either one of you perform at any of my events
18:24Just perform at the events
18:27Well, or perform in my room, or in my car, or anywhere really
18:33I just have to say, King Spider, your technical ability on that pole was absolutely insane
18:39I had never seen anything like that, I've never seen anyone strip while on a pole, although apparently it happens all the time
18:47I don't know
18:48And then you were so good about looking at us when you did strip
18:51I just loved your shiny clothes
18:53A little bit of Vegas, a little sprinkle
18:55That's the Vegas in you, baby, those little cowboy boots
18:58Yeah
18:58Also, when you blasted your hole directly at me, that really won you some points
19:04Thank you so much for that
19:06Yoni, do you think these guys would have a spot on your roster?
19:09They are obviously beautiful and talented, both of them
19:12I really, really enjoyed the way you stripped
19:14You took the clothes off the proper way, I'll see
19:18I will probably go for you
19:20It's amazing, you look beautiful
19:22I love how you work your hair, your smile, your eye contact
19:27Mama, how do you think their acts would have flown in the UK?
19:31The glasses might have hindered you a little bit because I didn't feel quite the same connection
19:35You have a very gorgeous smile though, literally
19:37And every time you looked over and gave that little flash of smile, I was like, oh!
19:40So more of that, definitely more of that
19:43Your performance felt very the same level the whole way through
19:47I would have liked to see a bit of more elevation as it went on
19:50I feel like that would have been more engaging, especially with the sunglasses as well
19:54But yeah, absolutely gorgeous
19:55Yours, I felt like you had me hooked the whole time
19:59From start to finish, I was engaged
20:02I love the interaction you had with us as well
20:04And you worked the whole room
20:05I've never seen someone disrobe upside down
20:08That's some Houdini ho shit
20:09What did you think about the outfits?
20:12Uh, listen, Skimpier is better for me
20:14Once he spread his cheeks
20:17Yeah, I heard the angels sing
20:18Yeah
20:20I would like to commend the boys on clean shoes
20:23White is hard to keep clean
20:25But you're doing it
20:26Much like Pure for Men does for all the entertainers here
20:29Ding!
20:31Let's give it up for Pure
20:32Now comes the tough part
20:34Math
20:35It's a numbers game, guys
20:36So pick your number, 1 to 10
20:38And let's turn them around
20:40One of these dancers will be lucky enough to join us for our semifinals
20:44And remember, nobody walks away from Willem's Darkroom empty-handed
20:47The person that doesn't win gets a $2,000 tip
20:50Courtesy of our friends at Q-Care
20:51Who provide prep and doxy prep for all the people that need it
20:55No cheating, Meatball
20:56Judges, do we have our scores locked in for King Spider?
21:00Sure do
21:00All right, let's see it
21:01Turn them around
21:02Oh
21:04Thirteen
21:06Nineteen
21:08Twenty
21:09Twenty-seven
21:10You say it like Oprah
21:14Everything's exciting
21:15Artreen, you need to get a 28 or higher to win this
21:19Now, if there's a tie
21:20We'll figure something out
21:24Okay
21:24Okay, please
21:25Turn them around
21:27Okay
21:29Okay, carry the one square root
21:35Artreen's the winner
21:37Yay
21:38King Spider, Q-Care would love to present you with this check for $2,000
21:45Thank you
21:46Thank you
21:47Thank you
21:47Yes
21:50Yes
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21:52Yes
21:52Artreen, how do you feel?
21:55Oh, actually, I can answer that myself
21:56You feel very nice
21:57But how are you feeling inside?
22:00I feel amazing
22:01I feel so excited
22:02I'm ready for the next
22:03Okay
22:04Artreen, you are one step closer to winning that incredible prize package
22:08And until next time, remember to support your local strippers
22:11How is life?
22:12Ooh
22:12What's life?
22:13Oh, no
22:13Yes
22:14Thank you
22:15You are one step closer to winning that incredible prize package
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