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00:00welcome to Miami this is the land of hot beaches hot bodies and hotter parties and there's one
00:11place where all three come together palace if you're in Miami looking for a thrill this is the
00:21spot it's not just a drag show it's an experience we got queens dancing on tables hanging from the
00:29ceiling doing backflips shit this one bitch I know literally stopped traffic one night with her
00:35titties alone that bitch was me Nicki Monet I'm one of Miami's premiere showgirls and the best part
00:47is I get to work with my best friends this is Fantasia aka the Bob
00:59this is Tiffany if Fantasia is the body then Tiffany is the mouth we're not just local
01:05celebrities we're international icons you want to know why well you're about to find out
01:14we're the Miami Dolls
01:21queens of the night queens of this palace we're the Miami Dolls and we shine brighter than the world of glorious Miami Dolls
01:38we're the Miami Dolls
01:41we're the Miami Dolls
01:45Miami Dolls
01:48we're the Miami Dolls
01:59and the Florida
02:14my body is weak girl look at my feet they swollen nikki and i we finally had some time to relax
02:22on the beach when you're one of those main of the city you're literally working seven days a week
02:27so to just sit there and have girls time and talk it was so much needed girl i'm like tired i can't
02:34function i've been eating in like 20 minutes oh my gosh girl you know i've been on a liquid diet
02:41the liquid diet yeah speaking of liquid diet that show killed to me last night
02:59they clowned us so nasty last night but you know when they found us and they paid us that means we
03:05fucking need a chiropractor after oh my god do you go to a chiropractor i do go to a chiropractor oh
03:10i just yeah girl these shows are i just hire a boy to come massage me you go on dot com
03:18so you get a whole happy ending massage honey sometimes 20 20 extra you know i love performing
03:24and i love doing drag but i mean it's the lifestyle is hard it takes a huge toll on my body i mean for
03:31god's sakes i'm 32 years old i go to chiropractors and physical therapy it is a tough job to do
03:36it's killing me and the money's great yeah we made cute bank last day but you know when we make
03:41bank we're dying at the end and now we're sitting here in full drag on the beach i can massage you
03:45though you can yeah you want to massage it massage my whole bitch no not that i was
03:52pussy popping massage my pussy
03:53i have it it's love yeah so you know this lifestyle can get really really hard for you
04:01but you know what it's good money honey and you all we love the tips baby
04:07so no like all seriousness like what are we gonna do when we can't perform one day oh my gosh yeah
04:12because you know a lot of queens don't save i don't want to get to 50 and be in that predicament
04:17true t i am so serious but i want to be an a-list celebrity bitch well girl i mean like we are a
04:23list no no no no no no we're game famous fanny i want to be gaga a-list this is tough but i really
04:31really really really want to go mainstream like i want to take over venues i want to work madison's
04:35work garden i want to have a monster ball i want to get there music well guess what musicals
04:40fucking acting i want to be billboard a list what's t and a-list tits and
04:48you can never be serious oh i mean girl i mean i'm a star i need to go higher and higher and
04:55higher and push and push and push and push and i'm super excited to be an a-lister
04:58good morning tiffany good morning my name is tiffany fantasia i am the ebony legs of south beach
05:13the mouth of the south darling and i've been at the palace for 18 years which means i'm old
05:21don't worry about my age black don't crack how was the party last night the show was the show you
05:28made it do what it do like always how many glasses broken into last night i don't know i don't remember
05:35tiffany what you kind of have to like take control take control what i look like my job is to turn the
05:45party and that's it period tiffany that's not the point where's fanny and he can't they're on the
05:53beach having fun doing that thing i'm minding my business at the bar having a drink and here come
05:59byron with his bossy behind getting on my nerves talking about where the girls are at like i'm supposed
06:06to know okay so when you see them let them know something's coming to my office okay no problem
06:15bye girl i want to be on billboards movies i want to pull a gaga yeah bitch for real i want to be a
06:23rockette let's see byron just texted me oh girl i hope that shit all of a sudden we get a text from
06:33byron and i'm like oh lord this better be good oh my gosh girl you think he mad at us he better not
06:42be mad at us because he's the one in trouble if he mad at us oh you know we run this motherfucker
06:48i'm trying to relax on the beach i've been working all day and now i gotta go deal with this
06:53bullshit bitch let's go find out what the fuck he wants let's do it girl bye that motherfucker don't
06:58even know what he's about to get oh let's go clear it let's do it
07:11tiffany hey how are you good how are we how is this textable do you know what byron wants to talk to us
07:19about he's really upset about what happened the other night wait byron's mad at us for doing what
07:25last night
07:39you want to see y'all in the office there's an office here yes there's an office girl what we
08:01better not be in trouble uh hope we not so you know i get the opportunity to perform all over the world
08:07which i love to do hey but you know palace is my home bar well let's just quit girl no we can't
08:13quit girl calm down we're the performers bitch girl they ain't here for the french friends they
08:18here for us bitch honestly losing palace would destroy me it would not be good for my mental health
08:26don't get crazy when we go out here what i'm not crazy okay what the
08:30fuck if byron thinks he's gonna fire me he got another fucking thing coming
08:37byron what is this text about this whole like we breaking glasses five six times girl it's not
08:42that serious they come here to see us and you text me all this i didn't even know we had a
08:45fucking office in here now i'm sitting here do what i'm not gonna come down we the reason why they
08:51call me out so i don't understand what the hell girls what i'm not firing you i'm here to talk to
09:03you guys about a promotion girl hi baron how you doing today ladies i want to talk to you guys about
09:14having your own show here at palace a new show oh hi well let's do business byron y'all have one month
09:29to direct it to cast it to produce it i want you guys to think out of the box something unique
09:37something fresh something that's gonna rock it and after that month we're gonna launch you guys have
09:44been great here you guys have done amazing here this is a step in the direction to where i wanted to
09:50go this is literally my platform to step on to go a-list but one last thing
10:01stop making the waiter strip
10:02okay we can't do that i think it's possible it's possible thank you byron it's been great doing
10:14business thank you so much mr barry see you later see you later oh my gosh the possibilities that can
10:23happen i finally have a chance to have my own show come have a good time after drop it low
10:31no need for rush no call my ticket slow you can read now come make sure
10:45that's what we're going to do so i'm bringing my girls to a bar to go scout talent i'm bringing my new
11:05friend john this is going to be such an exciting girl trip oh my god i'm so glad we're out scouting
11:12sexy people for our show plus we're having the girls tonight yes y'all know john right hey john
11:19i don't see him around the palace what you doing baby my name is john i'm originally from columbus
11:23ohio but now i'm living in miami florida working at palace bar i don't think i've met him before
11:30you work at palace yeah girl we've met we've talked
11:34listen listen i'm a performer i see thousands of people every week you couldn't possibly expect me
11:43to remember one person that i spoke to wait you're kidding right i've worked there for a month
11:50no we've worked together i don't remember okay sunday fun day honey all right
11:56we've met at several different events we've worked together i don't know what she's talking about
12:07oh we got more hookahs
12:13diva tips from diva hookah you smoke all that baby i want to put a penis in my mouth
12:18okay gang i have to tell you something stop laughing it's serious okay okay okay well oh my god
12:28i'm auditioning for mcbeth bitches i actually got asked to audition for a big theater production
12:35i'm really excited i gotta go work on my acting skills hold on hold on a moment you can barely speak
12:40american english right you can speak shakespeare it's called acting well you better act like you
12:50know something when you get up there you'll get your feelings hurt i'm gonna do my research i'm gonna
12:54do my research okay do it all but look you have to handle what's going on now what's going on with
13:00this show right now what do we have planned what's going on come by like i'm gonna work on like the
13:06loves i'm gonna work on sick choreography baby you know what you know what's up you know i'm about
13:11to turn that bitch out you already know you already know no but seriously guys i have some really
13:19big ideas for this show yeah confetti cannons fireworks everything this is going to be amazing my head
13:26is spinning with ideas put table toppers fucking linens decorate everything oh my god the music
13:33costumes the theater the lifts the confetti the fireworks dvds cds cassettes carousel the hair
13:41circus the balloons the fabrics the secrets the rhinestones the colors black white blue green
13:47orange roy g biv i've gotta get a taco truck outside everything baby baby baby who's paying for all that
13:55girl calm me down but aren't we the gaga's the palace they should be paying no baby why i'm being too extra
14:00very much extra you know i'm not traveling my love calm it down calm it down i want to have big
14:06budgets and big dreams and all this stuff gonna cost a lot of money and girl we're talking about palace
14:10oh y'all being serious
14:14but you know what let's go dance my song is on let's go party girl come on girl let's go
14:19dance and being extra hey hey jigger come on a jigger
14:27always fucking always you believe that i can't that was a lot are you okay i'm okay okay i'm just
14:34like you need a you need a minute john's his bar back at palace that i've totally gotten close with
14:39recently you're new to the palace yeah we don't get these opportunities often yeah it's important
14:44to put my heart and soul into it our names are on it yeah we got fans from all around the world coming
14:49to see us i don't get this opportunity often and that's why it means so much to me i've been sensing
14:54a little bit of like bad energy going something going on with like you and fanny we're friends yeah
15:00but when we're at work it's hard to know where the friendship ends and the co-worker relationship
15:07starts you know what i mean well i don't know if i mentioned this yet but i'm actually a psychic
15:11you're psychic i am kind of psychic would you mind if i gave you a reading i would love that yes
15:16all right let me give me your hand okay okay
15:23right here there's a lot of tenseness going on with your close relationships and as you've said
15:29what about fantasia specifically is troubling you i don't know yet but i just sense something's coming
15:38the energy is just way off i'm gonna get to the bottom of it do you want me to like cleanse your
15:43chakras uh is that a good thing yeah absolutely well then absolutely what do i gotta lose
15:49cleanse my chakras
15:59john is such an amazing psychic he's completely relieved me and he healed my chakras
16:08you mean chakras chakras
16:12girl what did you do it get your foot off these goddamn people's couch what did your mama raise
16:18you right get down what is your mistake he was cleansing my rock trust who my roster is shocked
16:25have you seen fanny what you mean have i seen fanny have you seen fanny honey uh since i gave her my
16:31keys why tonight i gave fanny my keys because um my outfit does not require a purse i have no pockets so
16:38i just handed her my keys she put them in her tits people always ask me to hold things so you know where
16:43i put them right at my tip it's like mary poppy's bag you have shoes you have shirts oh you have
16:50dittos girl we was on the dance floor i was doing my thing you know shakey licky licky and you know
16:56dancing with this little cute little boy the fat ass and the next thing i know fanny's gone
17:02she done got my keys and now she's gone she's gone no ma'am i don't play about my car uh-uh
17:08we need to go come on come on miss psychic honey i'm not around is she kidding
17:15tessica my tesla she is my daughter what the there's no way she's girl i don't play
17:21i don't know where she's at she's probably in my car like she's oh well girl oh
17:27i'm out on the dance floor doing my thing or whatever and you know it was a cute guy and you
17:32know we started to like blur or whatever and um things led to us being in the car
17:41is she serious is she serious hello
17:46what the is this what i gave you my keys for am i serious girl come on i thought you need to come
17:56over here and fix yourself i didn't know you'd be over here fucking fucking big big wet dream big
18:02listen i worked hard for that car i went from being a kicked out kid to having nothing to making
18:07a life for myself this car means exactly that it means perseverance it means pushing and it means
18:14proving people wrong how the do i get out of this car that's the button
18:17bitch let me out girl what the why is she clock blocking like if the tables will turn i'll do the same
18:23for her like what's the big deal is it really that serious tiffany and john is it really that
18:28serious really the fact that she knows everything i've been through has just totally irked my nerves
18:35because she's over there just disrespecting my trauma ready about a damn test room bitch yeah
18:43tiffany john get it all y'all fuck this car girl call me a car fuck this fuck this come on we got a lot
18:53this season on miami dolls
19:01we are here for mode our show is called the miami dolls oh y'all both come to my show
19:07they call me the body i'm basically a transsexual stripper clown
19:11i really think i'm falling in love with you i'm already there
19:26stop the shark my bartender i've seen you perform here and god you're amazing can i get your number
19:32yeah because i want your dick in my mouth tonight what are you serious bro i was you know i was
19:40stuck with the dealer how have things been with fanny ever since she um who really broke my heart
19:51voila what i just want to make sure this show matches my taste level i have lots of taste okay
20:00uh you two really need to start collaborating maybe i could audition ooh hear me out fans
20:09i don't know what niggas doing trying to cast this show without my opinion you're just a self-centered
20:14cut i don't understand where this negative energy from fantasia's coming from it's like sometimes she
20:20tries to be my boss and girl we all know she's my sister not my damn boss and i see many friendships
20:25break up over show it's really hard to be friends with other drag queens we're all racing for the top
20:32i want to introduce y'all to the u.s addiction me rashida and sometimes it can be very explosive
20:39oh so you're just a fake ass bitch
20:44someone couldn't get along with john he's a fake psychic and a cry baby girl come on
20:49fanny you put people at a distance and you push them away fans i'm the real boss of this whole
20:56entire establishment well here's your applause it's what fanny here's your applause get the
21:02fuck out go talk to byron figure it out because we have a show to do it has to happen are you been
21:09demanding yes i need fantasia to get her head in the fucking game because we need the show to go on
21:15fanny we gotta show it now
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