- 4 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Minnesota man who was accused of harassing women on a beach in Naples. And, the new 'Pervert of the Day' music is funky and made Jason turn into a 70's porn star.
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00:00This new board game is hard.
00:01What is the game?
00:02You have to match the 5-hour energy holiday flavor with their holiday.
00:06You're an idiot.
00:08Pumpkin Spice, Halloween.
00:09Cranberry Lime, Thanksgiving.
00:12Gingerbread Sap, Christmas.
00:13Are you a wizard?
00:23We're gonna get started with this.
00:24Dave and Chuck the Freaks, Pervert of the Day.
00:35Copyright free.
00:36I like it.
00:37That's funky.
00:38Yeah.
00:39We found the funk.
00:40It's got me going.
00:41Al found the funk.
00:42Al found the funk.
00:43Yeah.
00:44I always find the funk.
00:45He's gotta find that funk.
00:46Yeah.
00:47Per of the day.
00:48He's got a bass.
00:49He's got a bass.
00:50Yep.
00:51He plays bass.
00:52Keep it together over there.
00:53Yeah.
00:54I feel the music today.
00:56It's a moment to my bone.
00:58I see.
00:59You're quite shaky with it.
01:00Yeah.
01:01I had to dive so...
01:02When he really gets into it, he...
01:04I'm smooth, man.
01:05I'm telling you.
01:06You have no idea how deep I had to dive into our production library to find this song to.
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:11Keep diving.
01:12Yeah.
01:13He digs deep.
01:15Jason's just gonna dance to this porno bed now.
01:18I am.
01:19Watch Jason dance.
01:20It is.
01:21It's just a little, like, porno.
01:22Yeah.
01:23Yeah.
01:24That's the reality.
01:25Yeah.
01:26That's why you like it so much.
01:27Why do I enjoy it?
01:28I like this so bad.
01:29I don't know why.
01:30God, cut your hair short, lady.
01:32Makes me move.
01:33Gets me hard.
01:34I don't get it.
01:35Graduated bob cuts.
01:36A mature boy.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Silver haired ladies.
01:39Come on.
01:40Come on.
01:41Anyways.
01:42Yes.
01:43Besides Jason being a pervert, this is a Minnesota man vacationing in Florida.
01:50Can't handle all the ladies at the beach.
01:54It's tough, yeah.
01:55Minnesota man, you see?
01:56Right.
01:57He probably never sees a woman in a bikini.
01:58Oh, my God, no.
01:59It's so cold.
02:00You're right.
02:01You're covered up.
02:02So take him to the beach in Naples.
02:04Boing!
02:05Oh, was he boing?
02:07Oh, no.
02:08He especially was fond of one lady.
02:12Yep.
02:13You can check out our pervert of the day at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
02:16But here's his story of what happened from Gulf Coast News.
02:21I think that that is, like, really disgusting behavior.
02:24Naples police say 44-year-old Douglas Peterson harassed a woman at the beach off 11th Avenue Monday evening.
02:31Naples police say the woman was lying on the beach when she noticed the man hovering over her.
02:36She told officers the man touched her several times and claimed he wouldn't leave until she agreed to meet with him the next day.
02:42Officers say Peterson gave the woman a made-up name, then a phone number to a burner-style cell phone.
02:48Oh, wow.
02:49Videos showed him being picked up in a car by his wife with his two children shortly after.
02:53Oh, no.
02:54No, that's horrible.
02:55Damn!
02:56It's so inappropriate to be doing that.
02:57Detectives say Peterson showed up in the exact same spot on the beach the next day at the time he told the woman to meet him.
03:04But instead, he was met with officers and was arrested.
03:07It feels so bad for women who are just trying to enjoy their time at the beach and then they have to worry about this.
03:12Police say Peterson has a previous conviction out of Minnesota for indecent exposure.
03:16I don't think any woman or any person in general should have to go through that.
03:21That's why tourist Carmen DeJager is glad the man was arrested and hopes it sets an example.
03:26A lot of times the person who does those things gets away with it and nothing happens to it or the woman kind of gets seen as a victim, but it just gets brushed off.
03:36So it's nice to know.
03:38Reporting from Naples, Lee Montgomery, Gulf Coast News.
03:42Shut her up.
03:43Shut that woman up.
03:44So this guy is on a family vacation with his wife and kids and he has a burner phone and
03:49he's doing all this.
03:50That's a wild part of it.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Wow.
03:54What a piece.
03:55You just sneak up, I guess, on somebody and then you're like touching them and you are so delusional that you think, oh, yeah, this has worked.
04:04I'm meeting here.
04:06I'm meeting her here the next day.
04:09It's a cross eye a little bit, too.
04:10Yeah, that's what happens.
04:11Those eyes get super close and next thing you know.
04:16You got to do a study about it.
04:18Dude, there has to be.
04:19There's a correlation between the closeness of the eyes and the perverted mind.
04:23Yep.
04:24Hmm.
04:25It's my thesis.
04:26It's not a bad one.
04:27I think I think you're on to something.
04:28Yeah, I'm not.
04:29You started it.
04:30Well, I disagree.
04:31I'm not writing a thesis because he's got close eyes.
04:33So he's going against it.
04:34I do.
04:37I mentioned I'm like, I got junior up skirt.
04:40His name was junior up skirt.
04:42Did you hear his reaction when that porn bed started playing?
04:45What?
04:46How does this make you feel?
04:47Again, get him up.
04:49So much.
04:50This makes me want to touch.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Yeah.
04:54Oh, yeah.
04:55Oh, no.
04:56It just makes me want to touch.
04:57Al, you have to find a new song.
04:59God damn it.
05:00Back.
05:01Back to work.
05:02It's going to be another week of work.
05:03It makes me want to look.
05:05Check your just makes me want to touch was the exact quote.
05:12All of it.
05:13I want to peer through the window.
05:15Oh, no.
05:16It's just like him coming through a bush.
05:19Push the blinds open a little bit.
05:21Yeah.
05:22Who's under that table?
05:23Not me.
05:24Who's inside that house?
05:26Well, couldn't be me.
05:28Who's under that car?
05:29Oh.
05:30I don't know.
05:31Why don't you come down and find out?
05:33My dad's surprised for me.
05:35What are you doing inside that window?
05:37Who's in that porta potty?
05:38That literally was him.
05:40Yeah, that was.
05:41Yeah, that was him.
05:42Yeah, it was.
05:43I mean, it's funky stuff.
05:45Al, I love it.
05:46Oh, yeah.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Don't say, Al, I love it.
05:49I love that.
05:50Al.
05:51Al, it just makes him want to touch.
05:53Al, listen.
05:54Oh, God.
05:55It makes him want to touch.
05:56I'm filing charges.
06:00Yeah.
06:01I haven't touched yet.
06:02Yeah, he hasn't touched.
06:03He just threatened to touch.
06:04I can look.
06:05Can you threaten to touch?
06:06I don't know.
06:07Like, is that.
06:08I don't know.
06:09If I'm like.
06:10If I'm like.
06:11If I said to you.
06:12If I'm like.
06:13Later today.
06:14When you least expect it.
06:15I'm touching you.
06:17I'm going to touch you.
06:18Where you don't want to be touched.
06:20That's.
06:21You're not intimidated by that?
06:22Yeah.
06:23You're not worried about that all day?
06:24Uttering threats.
06:25Is that it?
06:26It's not a threat.
06:27But you haven't touched me.
06:28Because it's.
06:29Not yet.
06:30But I'm gonna.
06:31I just wondered if that.
06:32I don't know.
06:33Do you.
06:34Do you feel threatened?
06:35When I say.
06:36I'm going to touch you.
06:37I don't.
06:38When you do it.
06:39But when he does it.
06:40I do.
06:41Because he's way creepier.
06:42And could.
06:43Would actually maybe do something.
06:44You're right.
06:45I would.
06:46He's threatened.
06:47Well that's different.
06:48Yeah.
06:49Not.
06:50Not in his sexual.
06:51Not in his bad parts.
06:52Not in my no no place.
06:53Yeah.
06:54Not in his front bum.
06:55Wow.
06:56I don't have a front bum.
06:57That's what I call it.
06:58Let me see your front bum.
07:01Yeah.
07:02No no.
07:03That's too much.
07:04Let me touch your front bum.
07:05That's too much.
07:06Hold on.
07:07Okay.
07:08I'm so close to.
07:09Just.
07:10Creeping in there on all four.
07:11No.
07:12Oh my god.
07:13No.
07:14What?
07:15That's his move.
07:16We gotta change this music.
07:17What?
07:18I'm not joking.
07:19You have to change the music now.
07:20He threatened to crawl.
07:21Creeping in there on all four?
07:22I can't.
07:23He threatened to crawl.
07:24That's going to cross some of my wires up.
07:25Creeping crawling into the room.
07:27Like a tiger.
07:28I love someone crawling around.
07:30But I'm not ready for a guy to be crawling.
07:32Uh uh.
07:33Let's uh.
07:34Give me some leopard print.
07:35Go on get.
07:36Leopard print.
07:37Yeah.
07:38This is crazy.
07:39This is making me.
07:40This song is making you crazy.
07:42I want to get into 9070 porno with rose colored glasses.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Like I want all of it.
07:47Oh my.
07:48I want all of it.
07:49Shag carpet.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Shag carpet.
07:52Bell bottoms.
07:53I want panel wall paint.
07:54You know.
07:55Yeah.
07:56I found it.
07:57I found them.
07:58Oh dude.
07:59If we had that I'd put it on right now.
08:01I need a long tail on it though.
08:02Oh no.
08:03He is down there.
08:04He's down at the bottom.
08:06Because it's kind of a 70's vibe he needs.
08:09He needs a 70's vibe.
08:11Like that.
08:12That's it right there.
08:13That's it.
08:14That's the one.
08:15That's got the vibe.
08:16Look at that.
08:17That we're looking for right there.
08:19Oh my god.
08:20That's incredible.
08:21Get it.
08:22Order it.
08:23Oh.
08:24I love every part of that.
08:25I love every part of that.
08:26You gotta put your face on that.
08:27Well I have the Halloween onesie that looks just like it.
08:30Yeah you do.
08:31Yeah you do.
08:32With a tail and everything.
08:33See that's uh oh.
08:34I'm crawling around today.
08:35What has he done in the bedroom?
08:37Dude you know.
08:38Rawr.
08:39He quickly came up with I want to crawl on my hands and knees.
08:41He did.
08:42Quickly.
08:43It would creep you out if that door popped open and I was.
08:45Yes cat daddy walked in the room.
08:46Cat daddy.
08:47That's my cat daddy.
08:48Oh don't.
08:49Don't back it up.
08:50Do not back it up.
08:51Oh no.
08:52What's happening?
08:53It's my tail swinging.
08:54I don't know.
08:55He's backing it up in there.
08:56Stop playing the music.
08:57He's turning it off.
08:58You can't stop it.
08:59I don't know what's going to happen next.
09:02I'm here for the ride.
09:05I thought he was taking his clothes off.
09:08He's stripping now.
09:09He's stripping.
09:10He's getting too hot in there.
09:12What?
09:13He's whipping his shirt off.
09:14Oh my god.
09:15What's happening?
09:16He's turned into a stripper.
09:17Oh man.
09:18Music's amazing.
09:19I lost it.
09:20I lost it.
09:21I lost it.
09:22I lost it.
09:23Don't be touching out there.
09:26Is that what we were talking about?
09:27Yes.
09:28Yes.
09:29Don't be touching.
09:30Yep.
09:31It's like the same thing over and over in the song too.
09:34Yeah.
09:35Oh it's a loop.
09:36It's a loop.
09:37It's just the same thing.
09:38Oh.
09:39Bum bum bum.
09:40Bum bum bum.
09:41Al literally looped it.
09:43For 20 minutes.
09:44Yeah.
09:45It could go for 20 minutes.
09:46And looped it.
09:47It's great for pumping.
09:48Pumping?
09:49Cat daddy shut up.
09:50Let's do it.
09:51Bum bum bum.
09:53Stop pumping in there.
09:55Stop pumping.
09:56Oh my god he's imitation pumping.
09:58Oh my goodness.
09:59Please Jason.
10:00Talk to him.
10:01He needs to have sex.
10:02Yeah.
10:03Oh no.
10:04That's what it is.
10:05That's what it is.
10:07There we go.
10:08Right on the nose.
10:09Oh no.
10:10He ain't banging nothing.
10:12I just.
10:13Yeah.
10:14The telltale sign.
10:15The telltale sign.
10:16Or maybe.
10:17Remember this?
10:18I have been.
10:19Oh okay.
10:20And it's.
10:21Things picked up.
10:22You're back.
10:23Oh you're back baby.
10:24I'm back baby.
10:25You're back.
10:26I see it in your eyes.
10:27Call my wife.
10:28She'll tell you.
10:29Maybe we need to settle down.
10:30Hi Jason.
10:31Call my wife.
10:32I've been banging you.
10:33Has he been in you?
10:34Has he been in you?
10:35Has Jason been in you lately?
10:36Hi Dave here.
10:37You may remember me from your hug.
10:39Yeah.
10:40Hi.
10:41I'm the other man you hug.
10:42Oh great.
10:43Probably thought about that the whole time.
10:45Oh no.
10:46And now I'm back to baseline.
10:47Now you brought him back down.
10:48Just bring that up.
10:49If you need to calm him down a little bit.
10:50Corn star Jason's gone.
10:51That's it.
10:52It's probably for the best.
10:54Yeah.
10:55Oh well.
10:56Yep.
10:57It is for all of us.
10:58It made you want to touch so.
10:59We have to get rid of it.
11:00That's.
11:01Yeah.
11:02I wish all the new beds made people feel like that.
11:06Yeah.
11:07It doesn't though.
11:08They really hate them.
11:09Copyright free.
11:10Copyright free.
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