Won't You Eat My...

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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about guys being sexually harassed in the workplace and one caller mentioned a relative of a popular tv show which spawns a new them song.

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00:00voice changing technology as we head to anonymous talking about guys dealing with sexual harassment

00:13in the workplace good morning anonymous hey good morning you don't have to use voice changing tech

00:17i just don't want to say my name oh okay here we go regular line go ahead because i'm a frequent

00:22caller and i get caught sometimes because they recognize my voice but like 25 years ago i worked

00:27at the rooster tail and we had a manager there who was believe it or not you know the show mr rogers

00:32yeah that was his nephew and he was exact the exact cookie cutter of his uncle and i hated that show

00:40and the guy was such a gutless useless gay guy and usually i have so many gay friends and i just i

00:46sexually harassed him as far as i could take and like got to the point where i was giving him little

00:50slaps on the ass and touching him and just like completely following him telling him i'll get his

00:56ass lick and stuff then he like okay oh wow i guess you should have used voice changing technology

01:01there's a lot of information there i would have recommended that for that call yeah it was really

01:07different he's like everyone's dream co-worker that's where james that's where james comes in

01:13wait you can talk about licking my butt okay cool james is like this chick is hot you're hired

01:18nobody knew where to go james was like i got this james like right here i'm nominating her for

01:26employee of the month yeah mr roger's nephew is that what she was yeah yes a lot of info there

01:32hey there neighbor you just smack my ass i really don't appreciate that it's a beautiful day in the

01:38neighborhood a beautiful day to lick asses

01:41oh my god oh my god you totally ruined that show for everyone no he made it way better

01:56you can do it while i'm putting my new shoes on won't you eat my anus

02:01just gonna go in my closet and change my clothes oh there's a knock on the door

02:09and it's my back door gonna get so comfy in my little sweater mask

02:15cardigans are so special hope you don't mind my pants

02:21zip zip zip

02:24won't you eat my anus

02:34oh no that's the word oh we apologize fans of that show so sorry

02:47won't be singing that later

02:51i bet you will

02:56i will like literally three in the afternoon today i'm like won't you be

03:00won't you eat my anus

03:02be careful who you're around

03:05exactly

03:06it might pick you up on the offer

03:08it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

03:10a beautiful day to have no pants

03:12won't you eat mine

03:14won't you eat mine

03:16you won't find the land to make believe back then

03:21that's as real as it gets

03:24you

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