00:00it is friday bitches and thanks for being with us here on dave and chuck the freak
00:10you never know what you're going to see in the next room over here with jason's room just
00:14realize he's a wild card right you know yeah yeah you just never know i walk in and he's not in his
00:20chair and i kind of look over and he is eating over the garbage can oh well sometimes it gets
00:27messy it's messy it's a flaky croissant yeah and i don't want it all over the desk and the floor and
00:35my beard i gotta sort of like lean you just generally don't see a man eating over a garbage
00:40can too often right over the can he really judges you a lot i was gonna say yeah now i do have a
00:47question and if it's bad and it and we shouldn't talk about it then i don't then we don't have to
00:52but i've noticed what i noticed you have like an injury oh yeah are you okay yeah okay
01:00yeah i mean i got cuts all over my fingers it's so hard to type and do stuff he is a mess like
01:08have you noticed like every time he's tried to count me down i've noticed that you know i'm like
01:14oh wow how did you injure it's really stupid oh kids really sorry that's why i want no we can
01:19i played basketball wednesday so i trimmed my nails before i played i just clipped them too low
01:26so you've devastated yourself after i you've devastated yourself oh man after i clipped
01:33he's got a devastating nail clipping injury i've done that to my toes before so after i clipped
01:37and then i'm catching the ball and oh you know what i mean so i there's like these little micro
01:43cuts right there and every time i reach in my pocket every time i type yeah and i was washing
01:50dishes with like peppermint soap oh wow so i just noticed it's broaders it's great so i've just
01:58noticed big big bandages all over his fingertips that's all i've realized the other ones are from
02:05my floss on my thumbs i like hold the floss sometimes too tight you gotta relax get yourself
02:12get yourself in those way hold on grooming and like flossing and cutting his nails these are his
02:21injuries yeah yep you need to reevaluate i don't like the floss like the handle no i need a special
02:27floss man wait like what about those sticks no and they're too thick my teeth are really close
02:34together so i have a special like whatever man no please you're this far in now yeah what's your
02:43special dainty teeth floss he's got dainty little floss it's really thin you got extra thin floss
02:50you know what i i knew i knew i shouldn't have said that that's like a viñata it's called desert
02:58desert essence desert essence desert i didn't even know that was a thing you gotta stop
03:05this is the wildest don't next time you just say oh no i don't i don't want to talk about my finger
03:12injuries i said i shouldn't you shouldn't and you shouldn't uh you just dainty floss oh i should
03:19have just left the thumbs out yeah yeah i didn't even know about the thumbs yeah i got a couple i did
03:26it and they keep oh no wonder they're band-aids you're basically all bandaged up look so i just let
03:32the thumbs roll i mean his hands are covered i didn't notice hold him up again let us see yeah
03:37oh that's crazy yeah i saw that so he's like three two and i'm like bandages that's just
03:45unexpected and then it was like and then he had to level with us about his tight teeth desert essence
03:52i found this stuff the floss it's really thin and i can i can get in and out really good
03:56and i have the sensitive gum so you know i have like the everything about you is i have the super
04:00soft special toothbrush that i use no you know he's got a super soft sensitive toothbrush he's got
04:09that's dr collins i have to go like deep to find all this stuff holy crap guys i wish i didn't
04:17bring it out i know jason's in intensive care he trimmed his beard last night he's wrapped up
04:23we've wrapped him up he's got super sensitive hair follicles he's got the sensitive sensitive
04:28follicles that's why i have the evening primrose and the evil oil so you're basically in that
04:35sinkhole with that old lady right now yeah yeah you'll never get out whatever just keep digging
04:40next time see i tried to give him an out because i was like listen if i came in here with two wrapped
04:45fingers and i haven't said anything about it all day right like then i probably don't want it right
04:52yeah but what's better just saying i don't want to talk about it and leaving it up to our
04:56imagination i think all i would have said he said the right thing at the beginning oh it's dumb it
05:01it would be a waste of time yeah because if he had to say i don't want to talk about it i'd be like okay
05:06yeah because i'm just like oh maybe something happened and we don't right now maybe got in a
05:10fight and it was a knife battle i didn't think it was that bad i clipped them and just basketball
05:15that was fine because once i kept going with the thumbs is where i should stop you're eating a
05:19croissant over the garbage can with your bandaged fingers and his other ones that were cut up with
05:26the extra thick floss that you can't handle i did extra thin the times he was using the floss sticks and
05:32he's just like god damn what am i gonna do it's been it will go in it will go in
05:40my teeth are too tight honey my teeth are too tight cut the floss i wish they made
05:47so it goes by and then you can't get it out rip it out yeah you gotta slice the floss where do you
05:54find a thinner floss i never knew desert essence yeah there's a great store oh it's got all my dainty
06:02needs oh my god welcome to the dainty man store how can we help you go to xxl no i got a dainty man
06:09plus xxs i have super sensitive gums fingernails i got really tight teeth i have a lot of issues
06:16extra extra small i'm not doing anything here anymore i know it's tough i was just eating a croissant i just
06:22wondered i was eating a croissant i thought maybe there was a cool like oh i brought i got burned
06:29no do you use the water pick for your teeth no i don't have that but i should get one but be
06:33careful don't like don't bless him it's always sensitive gums he can blow his gums right off
06:39oh my god i tried the water pick i turned it up too high it's like a fire hose jason cut half his tongue off
06:45his dainty little tongue he has a sensitive tongue it's shopping at crazy specialty stores for
06:56everything in his mouth it's just like a nature that was wild it was wild stuff you use a floss with like
07:03a fremen name oh yeah desert essence yeah you've driven by it i hundred percent oh really oh the dainty
07:11man yeah the dainty man store okay i never noticed it i feel like that store should be called the daint
07:18welcome to the daint how can we help you today yeah i guess i've just never the tiniest
07:22little man work there right oh yeah because the big the big store hires big guys right so you gotta
07:28hire a dainty man at the daint and at the fat store they have like fat mannequins so they'd have dainty
07:33mannequins there the tiniest of little frail i love those fat mannequins they make me feel so good
07:38they really do i'm like let you know what the clothes are gonna look like i'm like alfred hitchcock
07:42style and i'm like same shape i do look good apparently they do sell gripper floss that people
07:49are suggesting for you i can't grip anything right now anyways oh yeah yeah he's got my fingers
07:56my fingers are ruined i don't know what he's doing right now he's tying uh floss to like his uh ring
08:02fingers right here it says it's fine floss for tight teeth that's me this is you man the dental
08:08hygienists have such a hard time when i go in there they hate me oh oh i bet and then i'll probably cry
08:14my teeth are really tight i'm sorry i got a real tight teeth what do they do at that point do they
08:19still just they just still go they just still go they just rip it up yeah remember that jason popped
08:25a pimple and ended up in icu that's true jason mutilated his cuticles last night he's not gonna
08:31be here for a week oh well i wish i didn't ask i know he wishes you didn't ask oh now he's eating
08:39that now he's trying to man up and eat this croissant he can't even hold it right he can't
08:44he can't even hold it right he's like i'm gonna get flakes everywhere oh god oh i hope he's able to
08:50wipe those flakes out of his beard without hurting himself be careful over there yeah watch yourself
08:56sensitive skin did you cut yourself in the croissant i did his whole mouth is torn up by a croissant
09:04the flakiest of pastries yeah most of us you're a mess you're a mess you can't enough all right
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