Lisa Wants To Know How Small Jason is!

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was arrested after crashing his car while trying to urinate in a beer can. Then, we play a game of "What Can You Fit Into?!?"

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00:00you

00:06You know Chuck believes he can do almost anything while driving yes over the years

00:11He's told us a million different things. He thinks he can handle what about

00:16Taking a piss in a Budweiser can while driving

00:20Easy no problem right in the can so I'll fit right in the can

00:24His full thing will be in it. Yeah, let's put it right in stop it touch the bottom

00:30I mean, I'll at least get in the little hole there

00:3353 year old James Howard was involved in a rear-end collision that police say was caused by

00:40Distractive driving. Yeah this time. However, the distraction in question had nothing to do with texting or messing around with the sound system

00:49Howard need to take a piss. Yeah, but rather than pull over at the next rest stop or gas station

00:55He thought his best play was to use the Budweiser can he had been drinking out of

01:00This is a man who every once in a while accidentally drinks a can full of his own piss

01:06Yes, no, you're absolutely correct. Yeah

01:08It is turned out that Howard did have a history of driving while impaired and driving under a suspended license

01:16That likely didn't help his cause too much

01:19So he rear-ended another car while he was trying to piss in a can

01:24Yeah, I mean it would be tough, you know, like you can't

01:28No, listen, screw it up

01:29You joke, but you could not fit yours through the hole in there

01:32Easily

01:33Right in there

01:34It's the opening of a beer can

01:36Get me a can

01:38No

01:38I'll put it in there right now

01:40They're so sharp

01:41I'm not hitting the edges

01:43It's like a game operation

01:44I'm in it easy

01:45No buzzers

01:47Wow, he got the bone right out

01:48Okay

01:50Yeah

01:50No

01:52I'd be worried about the volume

01:53Like if you're drunk

01:55Yes

01:55You only got 12 ounces

01:56You think you're pissing more than 12 ounces?

01:59If I've been drinking all day

02:01Once it starts going

02:01Like who knows how long

02:02Yeah

02:03I have been shocked by my own amount

02:05I mean every guy has, I'm sure

02:07But I've never really thought I'd have a can full

02:10Yeah

02:11I think like a Gatorade bottle would have been the easier and wiser choice

02:17But he didn't have that on hand, you know

02:19This isn't the topic that I need to see Jason for

02:21But I can't see him, Dave

02:23Could you move that to me?

02:23Oh yeah, sure

02:24You want to see his little dick?

02:25There you go

02:26There he is

02:27You want to see it?

02:30Right in a can

02:31Right in a can

02:35Of all the times you wanted to make eye contact with me

02:38Oh no, I knew it was an inappropriate time

02:39I didn't think it'd be now

02:40I mean, I knew that

02:42That's why I said it off the top

02:43What else can I show you?

02:46I can get in this?

02:48Easy

02:49You see this hole?

02:52How about this?

02:52Oh, that?

02:55And he's in

02:56That's easy

03:00No problem

03:01Just like this

03:02Okay

03:03And in

03:04And out

03:06I mean, I got so much room in that

03:08In and out

03:09What else can I fit in?

03:12Okay

03:12Alright

03:13Now let's play

03:15What can Jason fit in?

03:19He's in

03:20That's a pen cap

03:21Yeah, I'm in it

03:22Okay

03:22I'm in it

03:24And breathing room

03:25He's in

03:26Stop yourself

03:27He's in it

03:27Stop it

03:28He's in it

03:29Come on

03:29Nice to see you

03:30Hey

03:31You got any props you can show me

03:33See if I can fit in it

03:35What do we got over there?

03:36No, I don't

03:36Everything she has is for a size king

03:39You got nothing?

03:41No

03:41Oh, I'll fit in the phone jack

03:45Easy

03:45Phone jack

03:46He's in

03:47Yeah

03:47He's in

03:48It's about the same size too

03:50Length

03:51Screw it right on there

03:52All right

03:53And girth

03:53All right

03:54On the size of a phone jack

03:56I'm going to take a look at him

04:01While he's talking about it

04:02I can't really see him

04:05When he's degrading himself

04:06Yeah

04:07USB

04:08No, no

04:09This is a whistle

04:10Top of a whistle

04:10Not even the top

04:12Let's go in the mouth part

04:13Can we get in the mouth part?

04:15Give me all the props

04:16We'll see

04:16He's in

04:17He's in

04:18See what I can fit in

04:19Pen cap

04:20Easy

04:21Yikes

04:22Might have to smush it a little bit

04:23Thank you so much

04:26If you've ever wanted to see

04:27No

04:28Never have

04:29This is what my penis looks like

04:31Okay

04:31All right

04:32Come on

04:33It works

04:35Ridiculous

04:36It works

04:36Hey

04:37Got a wife and two kids out of it

04:38You know

04:39Two kids

04:39You gotta play the hand you're dealt

04:40Absolutely

04:41Look at you

04:42That's it

04:42What did you expect out of me?

04:43Good job

04:44Should be a motivational speaker

04:45Good job

04:46You can do it

04:47Look at this man

04:48This is me

04:49I can fit inside this cap

04:51That's my wife and kids

04:52I did it

04:54Hey I keep getting up

04:55Yep

04:56Keep getting up every morning

04:57You do

04:58Absolutely you do

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