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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an Amazon driver who crashed into a homeowner's mailbox after drinking BuzzBalls. Then, Cort reveals he watches a guy who makes fun of people's mailboxes. The guy is featured in our company's training videos and no one else thinks he's funny.
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00:00Chuck, I found a new treat. It is buttery, vanilla, and sweet, no sugar, and a boost of caffeine.
00:05That sounds amazing.
00:06It is here. Confetti craze from 5-Hour Energy.
00:09Oh, wow. Sweet.
00:11So where's this cake you're talking about?
00:13Idiot, that is the cake!
00:20So this Amazon driver in Texas got drunk on buzzballs
00:25and crashed his Amazon van
00:27That makes sense.
00:28Right into a mailbox.
00:31Not the best idea for him.
00:34Here we go.
00:35China Spring are raising concerns after their Amazon delivery driver was charged with a DWI.
00:40They say the driver was arrested after crashing into someone's mailbox.
00:44Well, 6 News reporter Julietta Jackson is live now in China Spring.
00:48What can you tell us happened out there, JJ?
00:52JJ, take it, JJ.
00:54Lindsay and Bailey, this mailbox right beside me actually just got fixed today,
00:58but it looked much different last Friday when an Amazon delivery driver hit it
01:02and demolished part of homeowner Justin Clark's property.
01:07This happened in my neighborhood about four times.
01:09It never made the news.
01:10This demolished mailbox in China Spring neighborhood tells the story.
01:12It never made the news.
01:13I guess your mailboxes didn't make the news because they didn't have buzzballs.
01:17I think that's what it was because I'm telling you like there's some people that have these like brick mailboxes
01:26and I just realized there's just no way I would ever do that.
01:30The amount of times people's mailboxes get taken out.
01:34The only time.
01:35So in Florida, they do a lot of Florida themed mailboxes, right?
01:39Yes.
01:39There was this one stretch of area where everyone had like an aquatic theme.
01:43So there was a dolphin mailbox and a manatee mailbox and like a turtle and someone hit them all.
01:50It was like a sea disaster.
01:52It was all these like dead sea animals scattered across the road because someone had knocked like five of them
01:59over in a row.
01:59Those are some cool kids.
02:00I love those kids.
02:03Some pissed old Florida residents for sure.
02:05I mean, if someone has a turtle mailbox, you have to hit it with a baseball bat.
02:09No, that's so rude.
02:09You're asking for it.
02:10You have to hit it.
02:11That's so rude.
02:11Yeah, I did it with a baseball bat.
02:13There's a guy who makes viral videos rollerblading around making fun of mailboxes.
02:18That's his whole idea, huh?
02:19Have you ever seen it?
02:20It's hilarious.
02:21Is there a lot of mailboxes to make fun of?
02:24Yeah.
02:24It's incredible.
02:24I think he's in Los Angeles.
02:26Like, look at that.
02:27Look at this manatee one.
02:28I just see regular mailboxes in my life.
02:30No, I mean, it all depends on where you are.
02:32Florida, I feel like they really do it up.
02:34And you folks listening in Florida, I know you've seen them.
02:37They're everywhere.
02:37He swears in a lot of these videos that I sent, so maybe don't play it.
02:40Why do I know this guy from?
02:42We've covered him before, I think, on Weekend Stories.
02:45No, he's from our videos.
02:47What videos?
02:48The training videos we have to do.
02:50Oh my God, that's where I know him for.
02:51I'm not watching this.
02:52The guy in the robe?
02:53Yes, the bat.
02:54I don't like him.
02:55This is a loser in the Microsoft training videos.
02:58This is 100% him.
03:00Are you a fan of this guy?
03:01He's so funny.
03:03Oh, Court.
03:05Get him out.
03:05Get out.
03:06That's it.
03:07Oh, no.
03:08Court.
03:10You can't be serious.
03:11Court.
03:12I just took away his comedy license.
03:14Right?
03:15Oh my God.
03:16Stripped of his comedy.
03:16I took away his comedy license.
03:18He's not a comedian anymore.
03:18If he follows this guy, this guy that we're forced to sit through in these Microsoft training
03:23videos, he's the wacky guy and he's horrible.
03:27He is.
03:28I'm not a big comedian anymore.
03:29I'm going to go find wherever the hell you launch court and slap him.
03:32Yes.
03:33Kick him.
03:35See, because that guy is also in them.
03:37On the left there, he's the boss.
03:39Yeah, so they've hired some sort of comedy troupe.
03:42Because there's the other guy.
03:43There's another guy who's all over it.
03:45Yes.
03:46And I've seen him and I don't like him either.
03:47If your company makes you sit through these Microsoft training.
03:50Yeah, whatever.
03:52Safety training videos.
03:53I don't know what company makes him.
03:55It's horrible.
03:56Oh, Court.
03:57We all dread them every time they enter our inbox.
04:00Yep.
04:01And this guy's in everyone and he's horrible.
04:04I'm always extremely honest, too.
04:06And Court loves him.
04:07You think he's funny?
04:08Oh, he's funny.
04:10We have lost so much respect for Court today.
04:13Oh, no.
04:14Wow.
04:15I'll get a job posting out there for a content writer.
04:19Wow, Court.
04:21Oh, man.
04:23Yikes.
04:24Yep.
04:24Well.
04:25I do like, out of all the things Court said on this show, this is the thing.
04:28This is the one.
04:29This is the unforgivable.
04:30If you could see him right now.
04:32I bet he's freaking out.
04:33If you've gone through the mental torture we've all gone through watching these videos,
04:38you can understand how we hate him.
04:40What is his name?
04:40Who is he?
04:41Who's this guy?
04:42What's his name in real life?
04:44Let's see here.
04:44I don't even want to give him any kind of.
04:46Oh, I just.
04:46Okay, I didn't put it.
04:48Drew Freed.
04:49Oh, poor.
04:50Poor, poor fellow.
04:51He has a lot of followers.
04:52Comedian.
04:53Much like Court, he lists himself as comedian.
04:55That's that.
04:56And.
04:56He just took a job with this training thing.
05:00Yeah.
05:01Him and all of his buddies.
05:03Yeah.
05:04Like they've hired a comedy troupe.
05:05That's what it is.
05:06It's like a group of comedians that get together.
05:09To do Microsoft training videos.
05:10And rollerblade mailbox humor.
05:12Yeah, and he does mailbox humor.
05:14So are we even going to watch one?
05:16No.
05:17No.
05:17Well, of course, as he swears in most of them.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Well, there's no need to watch him.
05:21We already know what he's going to do.
05:22You know exactly how he sounds.
05:24And you know his exact delivery.
05:26Because he does it in a robe.
05:28In videos that we're forced to watch.
05:30That are supposed to make us better.
05:31At not giving away company secrets.
05:34But yeah.
05:35But we hate him.
05:36And maybe that we're.
05:38We're tainted because of that.
05:40Because we dread these things.
05:41And he's supposed to be the funny guy in them.
05:44We didn't see him before.
05:46Never.
05:46Never.
05:47So we instantly hate him.
05:49So, Court, when you've watched the training videos.
05:51Has this guy made you genuinely laugh in the training videos?
05:56I've never watched any of the training videos.
05:58Oh, well, that's not what you're supposed to say.
06:01Court.
06:01Court.
06:02Dude.
06:03I was at one point the one making sure people were watching.
06:05Report him.
06:06Report him.
06:08We're all going to have to start over from the beginning.
06:11I watch the videos.
06:13We all have to.
06:15They send you an email every three days until you watch it.
06:18Yeah.
06:18I watch them all.
06:20I would never dream of just starting one.
06:23Walking away.
06:24Walking away.
06:25Answering the easiest question.
06:26The easiest question you can ever answer if you're not a moron.
06:28Yep.
06:29I don't even care if I get it wrong, guys.
06:32Give him a chance.
06:32I really don't.
06:33He swears.
06:33Everyone says he swears.
06:37I'm like a goldfish.
06:39I mean, we could play a training video.
06:41This is the worst because I can't redeem myself.
06:42You can't.
06:43We could play a training video.
06:44We probably could have played one of those terrible, made someone sit through one of those.
06:49No, but I think, admittedly, I think you guys would hate these because it's all like
06:52mailbox puns.
06:54Yes, it's the exact thing he does.
06:57It's the comedy he does in the training videos.
06:58It's the comedy he does.
06:58It's not my kind of comedy.
06:59It's not our bag.
07:00It's not anyone's kind of comedy.
07:01It's not our bag.
07:02Except for a future wannabe stand-up comedian.
07:06Over 100,000 followers on TikTok as well.
07:09So he's, I guess he's too okay.
07:11Some of them are, they're so funny because they're not funny.
07:14You know, like that.
07:14But I hate that.
07:16Oh, man.
07:17That means you're just not funny.
07:18Yeah.
07:19I can't believe you've advanced in a comedy competition, Court.
07:24Shots are fired.
07:27You did it yourself, Court.
07:28You did it.
07:29Oh, yeah.
07:29I really love this mailbox guy.
07:32As soon as I saw his face, I'm like, that's him.
07:36Oh, no.
07:38I couldn't because I have PTSD.
07:40That's it.
07:41In my brain, I was like, it can't be him.
07:43It won't be him.
07:43It can't be him.
07:45It's unfortunately him.
07:46And the other douche nozzle from one of those videos is in an Amazon commercial.
07:51Well, yeah, that's the guy who's kind of starting to make it now.
07:53Yeah.
07:54He shows up in my reels.
07:55I'm like, no.
07:56No.
07:57Yeah.
07:57We all have PTSD and it is tainting our opinion.
08:00It is.
08:01But nonetheless, that's what it is.
08:02But if it was funny, I'd be like, fine.
08:05You know?
08:05Right.
08:06I'd give it to you.
08:06But it's not.
08:07It's not, though.
08:08But at the same time, I can understand sometimes you're put in a situation where they're like,
08:12listen, you got to make this 15 second video and it's got to be the funniest thing we've
08:16ever seen in our whole entire lives.
08:18And it's a fruit cocktail.
08:19You know what I mean?
08:20Like, and it's like, OK, how do you do that?
08:23I don't know.
08:23I don't know what you're talking about.
08:25Someone out there who sees Chuck's reels is like, that idiot.
08:29Exactly.
08:30Exactly.
08:30Oh, my God.
08:31It's him.
08:32What's worse is like, I remember Jason talking about this guy who's in our videos and I
08:36remember people talking about how bad it is and I never knew it was him.
08:39It was him.
08:40And here I am vouching for him.
08:42One day that could be you.
08:44I think it would be incredible.
08:46OK.
08:46All right.
08:48I swear to God, if one of our videos features Court, I'm quitting.
08:51Oh, my God.
08:52I'm done.
08:53You got to reach out to this guy.
08:54I want it to.
08:55Court needs to be in a training video.
08:57He does have to be in a training video.
08:59He replaced that guy that's making it big.
09:00It'll be just as good.
09:01Yeah.
09:02Reach out to this guy.
09:03Join the comedy.
09:04Join the comedy.
09:05Court court.
09:06We'll miss you.
09:07So I'm kidding.
09:14I don't know.
09:14I'm kidding.
09:15I can't tell.
09:16I adore him.
09:18He adores him.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Say adore.
09:20Say it.
09:20I was going to say kind of like.
09:21I was going to say like and then I had to stop.
09:23I thought you were going to say adore.
09:24No.
09:24It sounded like adore to me.
09:26Right.
09:27Adore.
09:27I adore him.
09:29Adore is what I say before I can say I love you.
09:32I adore you.
09:34I adore you.
09:35I'll go do a wellness check.
09:36Make sure he's still with us.
09:38Yeah.
09:38Probably not.
09:38His head was in his hands for a while.
09:41Oh, he's.
09:43Are you looking?
09:44Are you looking?
09:45I check in on him and he's not doing great.
09:49You have to check in on him.
09:50You got to go look and see.
09:52Oh, wow.
09:52It's graphic.
09:54What's happening?
09:55Oh, no.
09:56Oh, no.
09:57He's got a cord.
09:58Stop it.
09:58Make sure he's okay.
09:59Well.
10:00He's not.
10:01He's been in that position for quite some time.
10:03Yeah.
10:03He might actually be, you know, gone.
10:07But we'll see.
10:08We'll check him out.
10:09Yeah.
10:09I don't know.
10:10Check him out soon.
10:10About 15 minutes.
10:11Otherwise, what will we do without mailbox comedy?
10:15Mailbox comedy?
10:17Oh, no.
10:18That's a hell of a reveal, huh?
10:20It is.
10:20Wow.
10:21He.
10:21Oh, I don't think he could have done.
10:23He did?
10:23He showed his hand.
10:24Oh, no.
10:25And he should have known when to hold him.
10:27Oh, no.
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