- 11 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about pelvic floor therapy when a listener called in to share her experience. Then, things got a little flirty between her and Jason!
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00:00well a couple of perverts to tell you about today the first is a massage therapist from
00:13southfield michigan he's awaiting sentencing after he pleaded touching someone during a massage in a
00:20way he should not have touched them this is the picture of that massage that's what you get that's
00:27what you get right there according to the kent county sheriff's office a victim reported that
00:32they were receiving massage therapy in grand rapids when 63 year old dana piper inappropriately
00:41touched them piper removed the sheets off the patient and touched them in their no-no places
00:50what um i don't think you get a massage and he also what style do you call that well he tried
00:55pelvic floor therapy too which massage therapists are not permitted to do so that's like the either
01:03the pushing of the butt so he's a licensed he is a licensed therapist just looks like a pervert on
01:10the streets well i always wonder too it's like there are some pervs that are among us at all times and
01:18they're just they're fine they're not they have some control over themselves and then you get to
01:22be a certain age and then it just just bubbles up and you start to do this stuff how uncomfortable
01:28would this be to have someone to a pelvic floor a male pelvic floor yeah mine's pretty loose right
01:37now i just think that you can't have a lady yes i can i mean for a fee but not
01:44um does youtube have like an example of this you know how like they'll just show anything on there
01:50i'm looking oh okay davis too oh god there it is please please show us please show how terrible
02:00oh my god you spread your legs wow i mean yeah but this is just showing you doing exercises yourself
02:09i want to see what someone does for you this well this guy's up to all sorts of down here what positions
02:17is he in
02:18i don't know
02:21you don't want no one should touch your pelvic floor without asking i mean
02:29right yeah i think you're right i mean that is should
02:33i just want to know like how if you were going to do some pelvic floor stuff how am i making it
02:41better that's like an assistant like i am going to assist you through oh i don't oh boy can't yeah
02:51we can't oh wow okay so i was trying to figure out exactly where we are but there's just the hands
02:57where are man um his where's his crotch at here it's uh the north the top i believe his penis is
03:06right under that sheet up there you're way too close yes i agree those are his hips right pick up
03:12that skin and see right oh god it's a lady it's an old lady's hands oh my god i am like now i'm
03:21wearing the sheet as a diaper but i just like nothing you're not gonna rub me in my thighs and
03:26like my pelvic floor isn't gonna come back to life right no muscle definition at all about the way
03:31he's ever done any listen don't judge let's see me like this
03:35wow i don't want i'll tell you this right now i do not want a grandmother to be that close well
03:45hopefully you never need a pelvic floor i probably do exam whoa no pelvic floor massage yeah i don't
03:53think you can sign up for that i know i just don't know what they're doing to me don't have to worry
03:58about it if you don't sign up for it no i'm never gonna sign up what is this chubby guy doing and i've
04:04been working with my urologist for years oh no he's probably a leaker right yeah and then they're
04:10gonna give him a finger imagine doing an interview about your you're a post leaker i i have to assume
04:16like i'm not really i have to assume i'm not really i'm just a paid actor you would never know
04:21i take a gig he's 100 has a leaky dick absolutely no he's someone's friend no he's got dude you don't
04:30do that as a favor you do i'm not on the internet pretending to have i think you are no way yes
04:37he's a man going through it no let's hear what he says to get the treatment they need
04:43basically i was dealing with a lot of pain i was dealing with a lot of uh frequency which was a
04:51huge disruption to my life you know having to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes makes traveling
04:56hard it makes working hard it makes meetings hard you know i work from home so having to say oh i'll be
05:01right back you know several times in one meeting was really frustrating and i had been working with my
05:07yeah it's him he's actually has those problems i don't know i mean it looks like he has them but
05:12anyway nonetheless no one should do a pelvic floor exam on you without your permission okay that's why
05:18this guy's in trouble that guy that's why this guy's and don't let this guy touch your pelvic floor
05:23he's bringing it back to life you know he's strengthening up i just wonder if he's got his
05:29like finger in me or something and he's like squeeze it you know like you're wondering that well
05:34yeah because what else do you do like what are you like when rowan went in because he blew his
05:41pitching arm out they make you do exercises and they help you so i'll squeeze my finger
05:50you're wild man what are they doing you're wild if you think so they just like say well because if they
05:57were just telling me all right so now you want to like uh do these certain positions but they're not
06:03touching me in any way then there's no real violation there they're just trying to get me to
06:08strengthen it up but the pelvic floor muscles are located deep within the base like that guy did
06:15exactly that's i'm just wondering what he was trying to say i don't know like squeeze it squeeze my finger
06:22that's terrible squeeze my finger with your butthole that's what what else would he be doing
06:29jesus man what else would he be doing that ain't right why is he touching me there he shouldn't be
06:35that's why he's in trouble anyway he was charged with aggravated assault and recently pleaded guilty to
06:40the charge they remind people that massage therapists are not permitted to do pelvic floor therapy so yeah
06:49make sure that they have the actual license for that if you're having pelvic floor issues
06:55yeah i mean i mean it looks like you possibly can get sent to someone they have pelvic floor rehab
07:04centers oh yeah yeah but i mean you'd think that that's you you would know that's where i'm going
07:09right not to some guy with whatever that haircut is i don't know what that is where i'm just
07:15oh yeah i don't know three quarters right that get your kegels going yeah a couple kegels a day
07:22you'll keep the pelvic floor therapy away that's what i'm telling myself today yeah i'm doing them
07:28whenever we talk about this stuff i start doing kegels in here i can't do them i do but then i forget
07:33that i do it just during the show and then hey it's better than nothing guys stop telling me you guys
07:38are doing kegels i am tightening i don't want to speak to you i don't want jesus usually you're
07:44lifting your balls up as i speak to you jesus i can't talk because i'm yeah that's what i mean
07:49like it's not something you do i'm doing it okay so nancy is with us in fort myers nancy you just
07:55started having pelvic floor therapy yeah i went on my own because i wanted to you know stop uh
08:02tinkling a little when i sneeze so i found a therapist and she did have to put her fingers
08:08inside and then i had to squeeze to make sure which muscles she had to go like three ten six
08:14four you know and and all the muscles so she's like all right it's a little week here we're
08:19gonna start exercises next week so now i have to do like kegels you were fingered by this lady
08:24very professional yes you said we don't have to do that i love that and it was front or back
08:31uh the front stuff yeah i'm a lady so maybe the guy had maybe got accidentally digited
08:38or he didn't like it maybe yeah like maybe maybe the test is different for guys maybe they hold our
08:45balls or something and they can tell like you're not able to pull them up uh with enough force
08:51whatever that is you know well every lady should get a pelvic floor every everyone should probably
08:57look into pelvic floor therapy if they have any issues because now i want to tell all my lady
09:01friends and we're going to do like kegels and crafting okay we've made a
09:04sign me up sign me up when she first professionally fingered you what was your what was your grip
09:12uh i do have a little i want to start now so i have a little bit of a muscle deterioration
09:19i guess i've had two kids so what was the scale though like what were you what was your
09:23you were at a four um it was just like i just had it last week and i don't even remember now
09:30i'm nervous but it was very it was definitely um something that i can be be seeing her for
09:37okay and i want to share the knowledge you can work on it you hope maybe you hope to get to like
09:42an eight what's your goal well that thing to be arnold schwarzenberg down there uh well i'm sure my
09:49partners would love it yeah of course yeah because it helps everything it helps every part of your life
09:56especially the uh the o-face uh when you say partners are you on the market or are you uh
10:03um playing the field yeah oh my goodness yeah tighten that up you'll need that tight if you're playing
10:09the field yeah well we wish you and your vagina much luck yes thank you congratulations i hope
10:15your professional fingerings continue to go well oh wow uh she said it's only one time oh just one
10:21nice base you get a nice base just the one and done one and i hope you can bite through a carrot one
10:26day yeah absolutely tight wow we wish you tight no i don't i'll let you know you don't want that
10:32you don't want to answer that you don't want to answer that all the best yeah
10:35partners
10:37yeah that's right play in the field i'll flirt with you what's up
10:42you have my number i'm sure oh wow that's true that's true
10:49ah you're liking nancy yeah i'm giggling nancy
10:52yeah i'll work on mine too yeah he that's his zone a weakening kegel ladies that's his uh that is his
11:00zone let's get crafted of attack yeah we're gonna make it a thing i'll share the knowledge and we'll
11:06all craft and talk about it there you go i love crafts kegels and crafts thank you so much
11:11okay all the best brave lady yeah if i could paint and just do kegels all the time that'd be great
11:18nancy flirting with me i know she knows that carrot comment she was like i don't want partners yeah
11:27she's being brave i just want to support her exactly very nice yeah i don't like it
11:32it wow so there you go they do stick a finger so they do stick a finger in a lady
11:37yeah we don't know what they do with the guys we don't know what they do with men no
11:40but there wouldn't be a need to put a finger in your b-hole no i think it'd be more like grabbing
11:45your balls holding your balls because i think a lot of our kegels are kind of like can be associated
11:52with some of that i mean it's a lot of it's just like peeing starting and stopping and stuff like
11:58that you know what i mean so i think though i'd want another professional fingering if she was like
12:03put it in there and she's like oh you're only a three if i worked hard i'd be like get back in there
12:07i'm i'm it's better now i guess what i can't believe is they don't have like a device that
12:13you yeah it seems like they'd have a device you know like you put it in and then it's like no
12:17then it can tell the strength you know maybe some fancy places do like a grip test the pelvic
12:23game is yeah we're not up on our pelvic therapy
12:26well you know like the thing is certain things you do right like uh strengthen it anyway like if
12:34you do yoga if you do that kind of stuff i have always heard that that strengthens all that area
12:40so um several guys have texted in anonymously and that pelvic floor therapy for men they say does
12:47require a a digital check yeah in the back side so just do they say where you can get it
12:55yeah there's court there's court first time we heard from him all day
12:59yeah he's like this guy on the beach he just pops out yeah where did i get that
13:04figure in the middle where do i sign up
13:09get back to the bushes back to the butches he's in the grassy knoll yikes we'll take a break
13:15you
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