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Last-minute emergencies interrupt a night out.
(Season 1, Episode 7)
(Season 1, Episode 7)
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00:00Listen, I know you're busy.
00:10Are we on for tonight or what?
00:12Yes, why?
00:12Okay, are you not?
00:14Girls night out.
00:14I'm wearing these tonight.
00:16Yeah, those are hot.
00:17All these girls seem to thrive on chaos.
00:20Don't call here anymore.
00:22Dealing with jealous husbands.
00:23It doesn't have anything to do with getting f***ed up, okay?
00:26I'm not going there with you.
00:27Eh, no thank you.
00:28Let the dysfunction begin.
00:58How do you feel, Ramsey?
01:04Huh?
01:05Let me take your temperature real quick, Ram.
01:07Ramsey is my little dude.
01:09Okay, come here.
01:10He's six years old.
01:12Oh, you're fine, honey.
01:13Your head's fine.
01:14And he's a great kid.
01:15All right, let's go.
01:16Come on, we got to roll.
01:17It's very difficult to juggle family and work.
01:20I hate having to rush every time I do things with him, but that's just the reality.
01:25He had a really hard time, actually, when I went back to work.
01:29He just was like, work?
01:31What do you mean work, Mom?
01:32You know?
01:32He's like, huh?
01:34All right, are you done eating?
01:35You didn't even eat.
01:36I'm done.
01:37Okay, let's get out of here, because we're going to be late.
01:40It is difficult to juggle all this, but, you know, every time I start feeling sorry for
01:45myself, I think about my poor mother and the fact that she actually had to live with my
01:50dad, which is a whole different set of challenges on their own.
01:54That's not nice.
01:55I know, Savannah, it's not nice.
01:57I know what that joke meant.
02:00You're fine.
02:01Being a mom is the greatest thing in the whole world, and that's my number one job.
02:05If there's anything wrong with my son, this place doesn't exist.
02:09And he knows it, too.
02:12Well, good morning, guys.
02:14Did we get anything new?
02:15We have four new cases that came in an overnight.
02:18Jesus.
02:19This lady, I got to get ready for cremation.
02:22This gentleman needs to be embalmed.
02:24This lady needs to go to New York.
02:26We don't take a day off around here unless we've had a traumatic amputation.
02:29Okay, Dad.
02:30What?
02:31Promise me you'll take care of this.
02:32I got to get these permits today, and I don't want to stress.
02:34I will do my very best.
02:36Whose idea was doing this last-minute stuff?
02:39It's not last-minute, Dad.
02:41This is the way the business is.
02:42Yeah, I know, but it seems like there's always...
02:44It has to go.
02:46Too much stuff going on, man.
02:47I swear.
02:48I know it's doctor's this, you know, time frame and all that shit, but, ugh, happens too often.
02:54I got to be out of here at 4.30 on the nose.
02:58I'm going out tonight with my two sisters, and I have a huge list of things that I have to get done now.
03:05So that means no break from here on out.
03:09I wish my sister, Melissa, would have been here this morning to help out.
03:12It's 9.40, and my sisters have been up for about four hours.
03:27It's so fun working part-time.
03:29Let's go eat.
03:30Let's go.
03:31Cats are, for me, much better than children.
03:34Better than children.
03:35Because they don't talk back.
03:38They're self-sufficient, and they're wonderful.
03:40You love your mother, don't you?
03:42Hi, sweetie.
03:43Freedom from not having to work full-time means I can stop and smell the flowers.
03:48I am going to be getting my hair and my nails done today, and then we're going to go out tonight, girls' night out.
03:54It'll be skin-bearing weather.
03:59Listen, I know you're busy.
04:01Are we on for tonight or what?
04:02Yes.
04:03Why?
04:03Okay.
04:04Are you not?
04:05I've got to get the phone.
04:06Howie Bernardo Mortuary.
04:08If you want to start sealing his incision up there, that'd be great.
04:12He's got to be to the airport, and I'm not anywhere near where I need to be.
04:15But I'm just not going to compromise on my time with him.
04:19Tonight is girls' night out.
04:22I have no idea what I'm wearing.
04:24You know, at work, it's hard to talk, so we need to go out as sisters, blow off steam, and dance.
04:30I'll wear my navy blue slingbacks with this.
04:33We do not go out very often, but when we do, we never are able to escape their jealous husbands.
04:39Yeah, those are hot.
04:40I'm wearing these tonight.
04:42Of course, logistically, it's a big hassle because of their child care issues.
04:46Carry on.
04:47Sex in the City would be jealous of these shoes.
04:49That's what this is all about.
04:50Life is one big priority.
04:52Either you provide for your children the best that you possibly can, or you choose to not
04:57have children, and then you provide for yourself the best that you possibly can.
05:01Hello?
05:07Hi, miss.
05:08How are you doing?
05:09How's it going?
05:10I have about 30 seconds to talk to you.
05:12Do you object to this arrangement?
05:14You pick up the kids at school?
05:17What?
05:17I have a hair appointment, and I have a nail appointment.
05:20Yeah, I, I, yeah.
05:22What time do I have to be there?
05:23Quarter to noon.
05:24They'll be ready to roll.
05:26Drop them off here at the mortuary.
05:28Okay, Shauna, but I'm going to be late for my hair appointment, and that really ticks
05:31me off, okay?
05:32Because tonight we're going out, and I want to look good.
05:34I'll see if I can do it.
05:35Okay, thanks.
05:36Bye.
05:38Emily?
05:39Yes.
05:41What's Missy's problem?
05:42What do you mean?
05:43Well, I just, she sounds like she's a zombie.
05:46I said, Missy, is there any way that you could go and pick up the kids by, you know, quarter
05:49to 12?
05:50But Missy wants to get our hair done.
05:52I can't believe I always agree to this stuff with these girls.
05:57My sisters always spring stuff on me at the last minute.
06:00They're going to be crazy.
06:02That's because they know that I have an unplanned, leisurely life, and they think that I can just
06:08stop everything that I'm doing and take care of their business.
06:11She's mad because, you know, we have plans tonight.
06:14Everyone wants to be looking pretty, and I actually have a hair appointment at 5, too,
06:17and I have to cancel it because I won't be able to do everything I need to do and stay
06:21late here.
06:23Our transportation company is waiting for me.
06:26I am so sorry.
06:27I'm going as fast as I can.
06:30All these girls seem to thrive on chaos.
06:34Somebody better put somebody on hold.
06:36Sean is suffering from harried woman syndrome.
06:40I guess I can't find what I need.
06:42Emily is just scattered.
06:43Sean?
06:44What?
06:45I mean, I don't think she could even spell organization.
06:47The Randall family wants his ring, his glasses, the flag.
06:51I saw something on the desk in a bag.
06:54Okay.
06:54So somebody has knowledge of that.
06:56Melissa is a huge procrastinator.
06:58Oh, traffic.
06:59We have serious traffic here coming up now.
07:02Why does this happen when I'm late?
07:03So everything comes down to the very last minute.
07:07I need to find out if she still wants me to do this.
07:10Shauna?
07:11Traffic is screwed.
07:13And I'm running late.
07:15I mean, Shauna, I'm not even halfway there, and I'm going to be late picking them up.
07:19You know, my hair appointment cannot be pushed back.
07:21Well, then what are you going to do, Missy?
07:23So there's nobody else that can pick these kids up, right?
07:25Yeah.
07:26Okay, great.
07:27Well, you know what?
07:27Bye.
07:28Jesus.
07:31She said traffic has stopped.
07:33It's bumper to bumper, you know, her usual.
07:35The Weissmuller family is always in a tailspin.
07:38All right, I'll figure it out.
07:40We asked Missy to be there at 12.
07:43Drop off the kids at 1.
07:44You're done.
07:45You're free.
07:46My sisters never appreciate this.
07:48They do say thank you and all that, but, you know.
07:51Watch her back.
07:52Since she doesn't have kids, she doesn't understand that they'll call Child Protective Services
07:56if you're not there to get your kids on time.
07:59Oh, my God.
08:00We are in the middle of nowhere.
08:02I made a wrong turn back there.
08:05I did a blonde thing, so I need to call these guys right away.
08:09The pressure's really on right now.
08:11The worst thing that could happen is that we missed the flight, and I can't answer that phone.
08:17I'm not answering that.
08:19Help!
08:20He's got to be to the airport, like, ten minutes from there.
08:27I told her I need a permit and a check for him.
08:30Um, envelope.
08:32I just don't need the stress.
08:35Okay.
08:37That's everything I need?
08:38That's San Diego, LaGuardia.
08:40If there's any problems or questions, call me.
08:42Okay.
08:43I got to get moving on the next one.
08:46I am totally lost, and we're going to be late to pick the kids up.
08:50I never get lost.
08:52That's the thing.
08:53Never.
08:53Oh, this is it.
08:54Santiago.
08:55Cool.
08:55Okay.
08:56How did we get here?
08:57I have no idea.
09:02Ramsey!
09:04Brat.
09:05Hi, baby.
09:06Give me a hug.
09:06You bought a burrito?
09:10Are you going to eat it in the car?
09:11Yeah.
09:12You want me to carry it for you?
09:13Because you know I'll eat it.
09:14I love to pick up the kids.
09:16I mean, I love to hang out with them.
09:18They're lots of fun.
09:19Come on, honey.
09:19Just one more bite.
09:20I'm starving.
09:21Get that burrito.
09:22Go get that burrito from him.
09:23My sisters have raised their children to be wonderful, well-mannered, well-adjusted children.
09:28Give me a hug.
09:29Give me a hug.
09:30But that's the only aspect of their lives they can control.
09:33Give me that sucker.
09:36Oh, they can't control their jobs.
09:38Put your foot in.
09:39They can't control their husbands.
09:41Put your foot in.
09:41They can't control Dak.
09:43I'm calling you to find out why you're relaying wrong information to Shauna's husband so he
09:53can call here and give her a bunch of and then in turn, I get it, okay?
09:57Because every time something happens like this, you do this.
10:00Emily feels that she's got to tell her husband everything.
10:04She tells Ron that we're going to go out for cocktails and dinner.
10:07So Ron calls my husband, Joe.
10:10And he's jealous and upset.
10:14What a shock.
10:16So I called Emily and told her that her husband has a big mouth.
10:19It's over, okay?
10:20There's no discussion between you and I.
10:22I just want to know why you're doing this to my sister all the time.
10:25My husband says, oh, the girls are, you know, going out tonight.
10:28And he starts stuff with Shauna's husband.
10:30And then Shauna's husband calls and yells at Shauna, and I thought you told me you were
10:34doing this.
10:34And they play each other.
10:36I gotta go.
10:38Can I talk to you for a minute?
10:39Ron called Joe and said that we were going to go have dinner.
10:44And Joe said, well, I didn't know about any of that.
10:46So.
10:47I mean, I know it's your husband, and that's great, but.
10:49Those are the two words I said to him last night.
10:51It's too much information because it always gets so wild.
10:53Okay, well, I just, that's what he said, and that's that.
10:56Let the dysfunction begin.
10:57Oh, you all right?
10:59I'm fine.
11:01Powered by Bernardo Mortuary.
11:03You know what?
11:04Don't call here anymore.
11:05Who is that?
11:07Yeah.
11:07If he calls back, I'm going to answer.
11:10Just because Emily and her husband don't get along and they're fighting, now why does
11:13that have to be dragged into my personal life?
11:15Last night, you know, I explained to him what's going on, and of course, you know, oh, you're
11:20this, that, and da, da, da, da, da.
11:22I just, I need to just get out of there.
11:24All right, baby.
11:25My husband is extremely jealous, and you know, it's stupid.
11:28It's just stupid.
11:29I'm going to kick your ass for him.
11:31I don't want somebody yelling at my daughter or jumping on my girls or something.
11:36Don't, just, I just don't get into it, okay?
11:38Okay.
11:39Okay?
11:39All right.
11:40Okay.
11:40Just leave it.
11:41Everything's fine.
11:41All right.
11:42He always seems to do it when I'm at work, and you know, as I'm not, you know, under enough
11:46stress right now as it is, you know, I don't need any more of that.
11:50The stress level that my sisters endure, juggling their careers and the children, and dealing
11:55with jealous husbands, eh, no thank you.
12:00Don't want it, don't need it.
12:02Yeah.
12:03My daughters attract every guy out there.
12:06I mean, they can have any pick, put it that way, but they seem to wind up guys that were
12:10a lot like me, which is not good.
12:14Emily?
12:15Yes.
12:16I need to get some immediate coffee.
12:18You want me to come back and make coffee?
12:20Sure.
12:23I'm going to do it, though, because I want some.
12:27Listen up.
12:28Six.
12:32Who is this?
12:32Amber?
12:33Oh.
12:36We're going to go dancing tonight.
12:38Oh.
12:39Thank you, Shauna.
12:40That broke up the office.
12:41Yeah, this is our dance song.
12:43That's how our family is.
12:44It's always this way.
12:46If I was in another workplace and had to go through this without the support of my family,
12:49I'd be crying all day instead of just for part of the day today.
12:54Oh.
12:57Oh.
12:57Oh.
13:00I got to go.
13:01She's such a...
13:02I like Mini-Me.
13:06He's cool.
13:07Now, did you know that Mini-Me is 35 right now?
13:10You can be small and you can be old.
13:12Oh, cool.
13:14I wish you were small because I can boss you around.
13:17What are you talking about?
13:18The makeup on your eyes is ugly.
13:21It's ugly?
13:22Why is it ugly?
13:23They're ugly.
13:24Shut up, dude.
13:26When you get older, you'll be liking that.
13:31I am so happy these children aren't mine.
13:35Hi, honey.
13:37Hi, Rams.
13:37Hi.
13:38What's going on?
13:39Okay, you guys, you got to be very quiet and respectful, okay?
13:43I'm really late, so...
13:44Okay.
13:45She made it and now she's going to be late for a hair appointment, so I'm sure I'll have
13:49to hear all about it all night, but the main thing is she's safe and the kids are here
13:53safely and nothing else really matters.
13:55Bye.
13:56Here, come here.
14:00Looks like a white trash.
14:01Look, come here.
14:02Don't touch me.
14:04Okay, here's my boy out here now.
14:06Ooh.
14:07All right, hey, John.
14:09Let's make our own girls and then out.
14:10All right.
14:11I have to buy them dinner probably because this old lady is going to have dinner for me.
14:14I'll leave my family life out of this.
14:17She's just really pissed off at me for Friday.
14:19Friday?
14:20And every other day of the week.
14:22Hey, when they stay mad for three months, that's when you got a problem.
14:24It's been the whole 19 months I've been married.
14:27You know how they tell you, you know, when you get married, all sex ceases?
14:31It's true.
14:32How have you been on one train?
14:35How can I help you?
14:38I have a first call.
14:38Do you know where it is?
14:39Yeah, San Diego Hospice.
14:41Do you know if it's embalming or anything?
14:42I don't know anything yet.
14:43I told them we'd call the family as soon as we brought them in here.
14:46Shauna?
14:47Yes.
14:48Will you go with John?
14:49I will, right now.
14:51I'll get my purse.
14:53Shauna and John went to make a removal of a body from the San Diego Hospice.
14:59It's a pretty brief encounter usually, but it's an important one.
15:04First calls are a really hard situation because you've got to win the family's trust in the
15:07first five minutes until you're there.
15:08Yeah.
15:09You know, they don't know you.
15:10They don't know who you are.
15:12You just never know what the situation is going to be.
15:14And you name it, and I've picked them up in those situations, and so has John.
15:18I've picked up people in a bathtub, in the backyard.
15:23It really makes your job even more difficult because you don't know what to expect.
15:39Tough family.
15:43Very tough.
15:46This man's sister was there.
15:47She was very upset.
15:49Didn't really want to leave the room, wouldn't let go, that type of thing.
15:53So that really takes a lot out of you.
15:55Do you want a coffee?
15:56Do you want me to go Pomerado a little bit?
15:58No.
15:58You know what?
15:59I'm good.
15:59I just...
16:01You doing anything this weekend?
16:03Besides working tomorrow.
16:05Oh, that's right.
16:06My schedule is pretty open from now on, so if you need help, call me.
16:09Well, so what's the deal?
16:11There's too much hostility, you know, and kids have to sit there and listen to it.
16:17I don't know how you feel about marriage counseling, but from what I understand...
16:21It's beyond that.
16:22Is it?
16:24I can tell you this.
16:25I listened to my parents argue and fight for many, many years, and...
16:29Well, dysfunction creates dysfunction.
16:30Well, absolutely.
16:31My sisters and I really never had a role model of how it's supposed to be.
16:36I didn't know people were supposed to get along.
16:39They were married.
16:40I didn't know we were supposed to be, like, happy with each other.
16:47Everybody in this place shares common issues.
16:50You know, we're all normal people.
16:51We're not angels or any type like that.
16:53Should we just push them in the middle right now, John?
16:56We have our own problems.
16:57We have family problems.
16:58We have financial problems.
16:59It's just we tend to try to help out other people at the same time.
17:03Shawna, will you come say goodbye to the kids?
17:08I'm taking them.
17:10Bye, kids.
17:11Bye.
17:11You guys, if I hear any bad reports from grandma,
17:15you don't even want to know what's going to happen to you.
17:21I need to go to the gym so I can process it all.
17:26When I'm busy, I totally neglect myself,
17:29my eating habits, take a nosedive.
17:31Hi, you guys.
17:33It's no excuse, and I need to put myself first, but I don't.
17:37I need to do 40 minutes, but I'm only going to do 20.
17:42So what do you want to do, Chuck?
17:44Let's go get some girls, man.
17:45Yeah, I'll do that on camera.
17:49Let's go bowl.
17:50Bowl?
17:51Yeah, you want to?
17:52I haven't bowled in a long time. It'll be fun.
17:54Yeah, we will.
17:55Let's go a few lanes and let's go around,
17:57and then we'll go over and shoot some pool or something,
18:00or vice versa. I don't care.
18:02All right.
18:05Three new messages.
18:07See, I can't even go to the gym for 20 minutes.
18:10I don't know, Joe. I don't know any details.
18:12Ron, of course, is starting his crap with Emily,
18:15so that's just per normal.
18:17But anyway, I don't know any details.
18:19Okay, well, don't talk to me in that tone of voice,
18:21because I don't, you know, that's not right.
18:23I don't deserve that.
18:24Okay, I'll talk to you later.
18:27I don't have time for his bull either.
18:29I think my husband and Emily's husband get bent out of shape
18:33when they hear that their wives are going without them
18:36to a club or whatever.
18:38Our biggest problems are fighting about things like that
18:42and money.
18:43Put it this way, and I know this sounds arrogant,
18:46but Joe is the only man that's lasted this long in my life,
18:49I will tell you, because if somebody gives me grief
18:52or I get tired of their crap,
18:54I break up with them and move on.
18:58Oh, come on, Joe.
18:59I don't want to drive at 3 in the morning either,
19:01and I should not.
19:02No, you know what?
19:03That's right.
19:04It doesn't have anything to do with getting up, okay?
19:06I'm not going there with you.
19:08You're not driving.
19:09It doesn't matter how long I stay out, Joe.
19:11You're drinking.
19:12If I have a couple drinks,
19:13it's going to be in my system.
19:15Yeah, Joe, you know what?
19:16I don't need a $10,000 DUI in my reputation smashed,
19:22okay?
19:23Because you're asked to be locked up,
19:25you'll be in jail.
19:26That's Shauna.
19:28It's rarer that she's not got an attitude.
19:30All right, goodbyes.
19:31She's got that real hard-ass exterior,
19:34but underneath all that,
19:36there's a real, real loving, caring person, you know?
19:39Man, I haven't been in a bowling alley in forever.
19:42Work with my daughters has been a real experience
19:45to say the least.
19:46All right, don't run the table on me now.
19:48You know, they say working with family is difficult
19:50and all that kind of stuff.
19:51Ooh, beautiful job.
19:53But you know what?
19:54I wouldn't change it.
19:55You know, I love the fact that I got my girls with me.
19:57You know, they're still my baby girls.
19:59I'm sorry.
20:00I'm kicking my ass here, boy.
20:02You know what, Joe?
20:03I just talked with my dad.
20:05He does not want me on the road alone
20:07at 3.30 in the morning, okay?
20:11Shauna, hang up the phone.
20:13It's done.
20:14He's jealous.
20:15I'm not dealing with him anymore.
20:17Sweetie, I'm sorry.
20:18But why are we leading these lives, Emily?
20:20How about that one?
20:21It doesn't have to be that way, you guys.
20:23But you know what?
20:24I'm not pushing a shopping cart down the street, okay?
20:27That's why I'm not divorced, okay?
20:29Because I'm accustomed.
20:30I don't have a great lifestyle,
20:32but it's better than I would have pushing a shopping cart
20:34living with chalk.
20:35Living with chalk.
20:36Living in a van down by the bridge.
20:38Under a bridge.
20:43Come on, come on.
20:44Step back, sister.
20:45It's hard.
20:46It's hard to be married sometimes and work through issues.
20:49Thank you so much.
20:50And it does make me think about relationships with my family.
20:56Sometimes you need to be reminded that life is very short.
21:00You really shouldn't spend a lot of time being upset or angry.
21:04Can't we just all get along?
21:06Sometimes I don't always practice what I preach, but you know what?
21:09One of these days I'm going to get it right.
21:17Yeah.
21:18Totally do not feel good.
21:20That's what I get.
21:21It's fun while I'm doing it,
21:22and then the next day it's not good.
21:25I'm leaving.
21:27Oh, it's a very bad morning.
21:29I'm gone.
21:39And now the time you have to go,
21:41And then I need to connect to the guy,
21:42you're the guy.
21:43You, you are theSi.
21:44He came forward.
21:45That's wonderful.
21:46And now, this is all about this.
21:47One beingç·šate is called Josh,
21:48and it's just his given bowl.
21:49And then the space is about to turn the cells.
21:50And I can't do that.
21:52Heukkiana is about to turn the channel back.
21:53And so this Shaylee has been raised by the Kutoyama,
21:56and the Kutoyama.
21:58Heukkiana's s markets.
21:59Thank you so much.
22:01And in this project,
22:03I should not have
22:04a notion of how yououte the Tixina of theier
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