- 4 weeks ago
Emily lines up another potential date for Chuck.
(Season 1, Episode 12)
(Season 1, Episode 12)
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00My father needs a companion desperately.
00:12The reason my dad is alone is because he's enamored by somebody that looks good.
00:17How are you today?
00:17I told my dad, you're going to end up being a lonely, old, grouchy man.
00:22He needs somebody to take care of him.
00:24He's barely housebroken.
00:26We're going to try to set him up?
00:28Yeah, I think she's cute.
00:29You do?
00:30I do.
00:31I think that he's going to have a great day and a nice time as long as he follows my advice.
00:35Don't eat when my mouth's open.
00:36Don't talk when my mouth's full.
00:38Don't pass any gas.
00:40I'm nervous as a cat.
00:42I hate waiting.
00:59Hi, is Danelle available, please?
01:18Danelle, this is Emily.
01:19Regarding Chuck Weissmiller.
01:21The first date we set up for dad didn't work out.
01:24We had a couple more responses and we're going to try to set him up.
01:27We were just trying to figure out if you would be interested in having dinner with my father.
01:32Well, how does he feel so far?
01:36Well, he doesn't really know because we're kind of doing this on our own.
01:41Is it going to be blind date?
01:42It's going to be blind date.
01:43Oh my God.
01:44Yes.
01:45So, how would you...
01:46Honey, I'm a full-figured woman.
01:47Is he even, like, attracted to that?
01:49She'd be a lot of fun, but he'd like some anorexic.
01:53Sorry.
01:53I mean, you know, I don't know how you feel about this, but if anything, you guys, you know,
01:56we'll have a great dinner and some great conversation and you'll see where it goes.
01:59One of the reasons why he's lonely and he doesn't date a lot is because he's very picky.
02:04He's very particular.
02:07Dad?
02:09Come on, I need to show you something.
02:11You come over here, baby.
02:12Okay, would you consider going on a date with her?
02:14She's got a wonderful personality.
02:16She would be fun.
02:17Now, tons of fun ain't getting it.
02:24No.
02:24Tons of fun ain't getting it.
02:25Are you positive?
02:26I am positive.
02:28Damn, why did she do that to me before?
02:30Okay.
02:31I've got heavyweights that are smaller in her.
02:34No.
02:34Ow.
02:35Damn it.
02:35See what I get for being mean?
02:37Ow.
02:43We've got to get Mr. Battencourt prepared and ready for ship out.
02:47Love new socks.
02:51I just, there's something about new socks and new underwear that I really like, and a t-shirt
02:55for that matter.
02:56But you don't always get that.
02:59I wonder about these people all the time.
03:03Like, who they were.
03:07Were they married?
03:08What did they do for a living?
03:13Says farting is just my way of saying I love you, Key West, Florida.
03:17All right, I've got to show this to Rick.
03:21I think it's just my way of saying I love you, and she's...
03:24So, obviously, he was a real comedian.
03:28When John gets back, I'm going to have to ask him about this man and the family.
03:32This one will go here.
03:34Okay.
03:34This is number one.
03:37He had a heart of gold, and he just always liked to joke around.
03:41There's a certain article of clothing that, you know, was his favorite pair of underwear,
03:47and it's going to go with him.
03:48I think it's great.
03:50That's my two sons.
03:52We got through a lot of hard times, and a lot of illnesses, and through laughter.
04:00And I do have one incidence, and this goes along with the underwear.
04:07They were doing spinal tap.
04:08His back was to the doctor, and he says, is his face near my butt?
04:14So we said, yeah.
04:16He goes, okay.
04:17And he just farted.
04:21I said, Dad, that's terrible.
04:23And this is only a couple years ago.
04:27I hope when I'm 83, I have the same type of sense to you.
04:29Absolutely.
04:31You know, what's funny is when I was setting his features to embalm him,
04:37I kept coming up with a grin on his face, and that's very unusual.
04:41Comedy doesn't usually come in the form of somebody's underwear,
04:45but we have a number of families that passed through here that are really celebrating the life of the person that died.
04:51It's really good to see.
04:52I think that's very healthy.
04:55You know, hey, I hope he was a happy man.
04:57And I hope he was a jokester because people take life too seriously, far too seriously, myself included.
05:04It's really a celebration of his life.
05:06We'll be shipping him back home.
05:09That was his wish, to go back to Massachusetts.
05:12It's very hard, and we all miss him very much, but this is just the way he'd want it done.
05:19And I'm just going to miss my daddy because he was such a good dad.
05:26Oh, thank you so much.
05:28I really appreciate everything.
05:31If you need anything, call me.
05:32Okay, I will.
05:33Thank you so much.
05:36Hey, I'm going to see Sal's open.
05:39Is he good?
05:40All right.
05:41That's Mark.
05:41He's a friend of Sal's.
05:43I'm going to get a haircut.
05:44I don't care what anybody says.
05:47I look like a damn dog.
05:48Ew, Sal.
05:50Good morning.
05:51How you doing?
05:53You've got to make me look beautiful again.
05:55Oh, that's easy.
05:56All right.
06:00What's up with Chuck's love life?
06:02Has he got any responses on that lately?
06:03Well, actually, we just got another response.
06:06Did you really?
06:07Yeah.
06:07She looks pretty.
06:08Yeah.
06:08She looks like a fine woman, and that's what he needs more than anything else.
06:12She's maybe a little bit older than what Dad would want to date, but...
06:18I should call her and give it a try.
06:23This is Bonnie.
06:24Hi, Bonnie.
06:25This is Emily, Chuck's youngest daughter.
06:28Oh, hi.
06:28Hi.
06:29Well, how are you today?
06:31I'm fine.
06:32How about yourself?
06:32I'm doing good.
06:33How in the world did you...
06:35Why did we want to do this for Dad?
06:38He's really a great guy, and we want to get him out and about to meet people.
06:44He just won't do it for himself.
06:46He's sharp.
06:47He's in here.
06:48He's got a platinum card, VIP.
06:51Yeah, for this place here.
06:54I boxed on a card with Henry Hanks one time, who was a personal friend of mine, and a hell
06:58of a fighter, and he had his own personal barber.
07:01I was probably a barber to a lot of guys.
07:03Oh, yeah?
07:03For who?
07:04Yeah.
07:04Frankie Valli.
07:05I did his hair.
07:07Joe Pesci.
07:07Yeah.
07:08No kidding.
07:08Hey, Sal.
07:11Yes, sir.
07:11Here he comes.
07:12Sal always does a good job.
07:15He pampers me.
07:16Yeah.
07:17Except when he makes me look like John Gotti.
07:20Car salesman and funeral director, my best customer.
07:26Because they like to be well-gloomed.
07:29So, now, do you have any questions, Bonnie, about, you know...
07:32Yeah, but what kind of car does he drive?
07:33Has he ever gotten a speeding ticket?
07:35Um, has he ever gotten a speeding ticket?
07:37Oh, gosh, you know, I don't know the answer to that, actually.
07:40I mean, he may have years ago, but I really don't know.
07:44I mean, is it, you just, you want to, are you trying to ask that just to see how, what
07:47his driving record is, or...
07:49The reason I ask that is I like sports cars.
07:52Oh, okay, yeah.
07:53No, he doesn't have a sports car.
07:54He's, he has a Buick.
07:56He's not really into sports cars, no.
07:57So, now, would you maybe be available tonight, or is that too soon to notice?
08:02Sure.
08:03Okay, Bonnie, it was great talking to you.
08:05You too, Emma.
08:05Okay, bye-bye.
08:08I thought she was nice, and she said, um, well, what kind of car does he drive?
08:14And I said, and I didn't answer right away.
08:16I said, why do you ask that?
08:17I think I asked her again.
08:19That's kind of weird.
08:20Well, she, you know, she wants to know if he's a Mercedes or, uh, you know, or a Buick.
08:25Unfortunately, my dad doesn't have any money, so if somebody thinks that, you know, you're
08:32going to get rich by hooking up with my dad, it's just not going to happen for him.
08:36I just hope she doesn't have any weird quirks or idiosyncrasies that dad can't live with tonight, so.
08:42Hey, Shauna.
08:46Yeah.
08:46You got a sack?
08:47I do.
08:50Cute.
08:51Cute?
08:52Yeah.
08:52He'll probably like her daughter, but...
08:54No.
08:56No, no, I know.
08:57She's different.
08:57You're cute now.
08:58She's cute.
08:59No, she's cute.
09:00She works in public relations.
09:01She does a lot of community service.
09:02Worst, obviously.
09:04Yeah.
09:04She seems really nice.
09:06I mean, I don't know so much if it's Dad's type.
09:08Maybe she was just nervous, you know, because Dad doesn't like real chatty chatterboxes, and
09:12I think she's a chatterbox.
09:13Yeah.
09:13Anyway, so that's her, so it should be interesting.
09:16You know, she looked nice.
09:17Given the right set of circumstances, if my dad met the right girl, he would, you know,
09:23totally fall head over heels in love.
09:29On this silvery moon, yeah, I want to swoon to my honey, how cool, love's turn, a honey moon.
09:44I'll keep it shining in June.
09:51Your silvery beams will bring love's dreams, they'll be kind of soon.
09:57I'll solve you the greatest.
09:59By the silvery moon.
10:04By the silvery moon.
10:08Oh, yeah.
10:09Yeah.
10:10Bravo, bravo.
10:11Not only does he cut my hair beautiful, he sings beautiful.
10:14What can I say?
10:18Hey, John, what's the deal on Mr. Bettencourt?
10:21Did you see his underwear?
10:22Yeah, I dressed him.
10:23I got a story for that that the daughter told me.
10:25All right.
10:26He was in getting a epidermal in his back.
10:29Yeah.
10:29We waited for the doctor to get his face back there where, you know, back by his butt,
10:33and he just busted gas in his face.
10:36That was nice.
10:38That's what makes it so creative is when you have a family that comes in and is so receptive.
10:42I mean, they're coming in at the worst time of their life.
10:44It's hard enough to speak to them, but when they're joking around, it just makes for a much more pleasant arrangement.
10:49It's easier on us, it's easier on them.
10:53Yeah, Mr. Bettencourt, if you could partner in the Obama, you will.
10:56Hey, Dad, what's happening?
11:06I had to get my hair cut.
11:07I felt like I was going to...
11:09We need to color it.
11:10What?
11:11Color it.
11:12Color it?
11:13Yeah.
11:13No way.
11:14I don't color it.
11:15Dad, you used to do it all the time.
11:16I know, but this is a different time.
11:18Okay.
11:19I want to show you this lady.
11:21Just as a date.
11:22Just for something different to do.
11:25Yeah, I think she's cute.
11:26You do?
11:27Yes.
11:28Well, let me see.
11:29Yeah, she's cute.
11:30She works in public relations, and she's very talkative, and...
11:34Oh, great.
11:35Little, little, little, little, little, little...
11:36I don't want to show you on your mind.
11:37And what do you think about going out with her?
11:41You can have a nice dinner and just have a little conversation.
11:44I know you're going to be tired, but you know what, Dad?
11:45Order a cup of coffee or something.
11:47Her name is Bonnie.
11:48Oh, Bonnie.
11:49Bonnie, she's got a 16-year-old daughter.
11:51Oh, cool.
11:52And she just...
11:55She likes sailboats.
11:56What would you say if a woman asked you how much money you make?
12:01I wouldn't be mean.
12:02I'd just say, look, you know, I'd do okay for me and my kitty.
12:07I haven't been on a date in a long time.
12:08I don't know how to act.
12:09I think it's important for Dad to just get out there and meet people.
12:15If anything, Dad will have a nice dinner.
12:19I am nervous.
12:20You know, you'd think that I would understand women probably a little better than most guys
12:26because I have three daughters.
12:28I just hope, you know, she likes me.
12:31I don't expect to sleep with this gal on the first, you know, tonight.
12:35I mean, maybe the next date.
12:37No.
12:37You have a date tonight or are you nervous about your date or what's going on?
12:41Yeah, I'm nervous as hell.
12:42Why?
12:43Because I haven't been on a date in I don't know how long.
12:46My advice to you?
12:47Don't eat with my mouth open.
12:49Don't talk with my mouth full.
12:50Don't pass any gas.
12:51Dad, you'll do fine.
12:52Just like I said, don't give out too much information.
12:55Be quiet and listen.
12:56I've learned over the years, be a listener, not a talker.
13:00And whatever you do, do not sleep with her on the first date or I will disown you.
13:05You know, I'm not expecting it, but you've got to strike when the iron's hot.
13:09I wouldn't even go there.
13:10I mean, that's just a little like TMI, too much information.
13:12I hope he just, you know, stays mellow and, you know, if she does something that bothers him,
13:17he just kind of ignores it and has a good time.
13:19I think that he's going to have a great date and a nice time as long as he follows my advice
13:23and he keeps his mouth shut, listens.
13:26You know, don't be too aggressive.
13:28Don't be rude.
13:29Okay, what's up?
13:30He's got a short fuse.
13:31I mean, he could get into a fist fight on the way from the car to the restaurant.
13:34The worst case scenario would be that we meet and it's like, oh, hi, how are you?
13:38It'd be like sitting there eating with my cousin or something.
13:42He needs to have a nice date, even if he doesn't like her, you know, romantically.
13:46The most ideal situation for tonight would be, you know, we both kind of click.
13:51That would be ideal.
13:52All I know is this dating is tough.
13:58Hey, Dad, it's down to being your best behavior and be a gentleman as you always are
14:04and have a great time, more importantly, okay?
14:06I love you.
14:07Okay.
14:10Going out on a date.
14:12Can you believe that?
14:14Just hoping I don't sound stupid, you know.
14:18I hope she's just a fun girl, you know.
14:23I don't want to put too much on her.
14:25I smell like a goat.
14:26Hey, you.
14:32I'm going out with a girl tonight.
14:34Huh?
14:35Is that okay by you?
14:36She could care less.
14:38She's trying to find another furball.
14:41If this is it, it's me, warts and all.
14:43That's all I can say.
14:45You either love me or you don't, baby.
14:47Her name is Barney.
14:53That's all I know.
14:54Because I used to date her, Barney.
14:55In fact, I dated a couple of them.
14:57One in particular, though, she was a sweet thing.
15:02It's called Sevilla.
15:03It's a Spanish restaurant.
15:04They got dancing and salsa and all that.
15:08I'm nervous as a cat.
15:12This is it, huh?
15:13How's it going?
15:21Good.
15:21How are you?
15:23Sweet.
15:24Sweet.
15:25Yeah.
15:26What's your name?
15:27Samantha.
15:28Samantha.
15:29I like that name.
15:30I'm Chuck.
15:30Chuck.
15:31Nice to meet you.
15:31Me, too.
15:32Yeah.
15:33Who's your date?
15:34I don't know.
15:35Maybe I got stood up.
15:36You'll have to have dinner with me.
15:38Oh!
15:38I just want to, you know, have something to eat and go, uh,
15:42and then do some ballet.
15:48I hate waiting.
15:51It's killing me.
15:52Does that hurt?
15:54Excuse me.
15:57Hi.
15:57Hi.
15:58Are you Chuck?
15:58Yeah.
15:59Are you Bonnie?
15:59I am.
16:00Nice to meet you.
16:01My pleasure.
16:03Have you ever been waiting long?
16:04Oh, no.
16:05A couple of days.
16:05No.
16:08You're great.
16:09How did your daughters talk you into this?
16:11Emily said she talked to you and thought you were very nice.
16:14I really want to set him up with somebody.
16:16I think that through this avenue, we can do that,
16:19and it just would be nice to have the first one be,
16:21you know, someone memorable.
16:23Yeah.
16:23You've lived down here for a long time?
16:25Uh, I've been here about four, a little over four years now.
16:28I was hoping you lived at the marina.
16:30At the marina?
16:31Yeah.
16:31To me?
16:32Yeah.
16:32You were hoping I did?
16:33Yeah.
16:33I was hoping maybe you had a boat and you were living on the marina.
16:36Oh, boy.
16:37Do I wish I ever had one.
16:38At least we can get him back in the dating scene again because, you know, he's kind of hesitant to do it.
16:44You know, he hasn't found anyone yet through all his trying.
16:48So, do you like animals?
16:51I like all animals, pretty much, yeah.
16:53Do you have a dog or a cat or a horse?
16:55Well, I had two cats, but they got coyotes.
16:58I have a kitty.
16:59Her name is Sugar.
17:01How long have you had her?
17:02About four years.
17:04She's all white and fluffy.
17:06Beautiful cat.
17:07Very sweet.
17:09Are you enjoying this?
17:10I am.
17:11How about you?
17:12Good.
17:13Man, it's great.
17:14And you also.
17:16Yeah.
17:16I think my dad is just looking for somebody that will love him for who he is.
17:21One of the reasons why he's lonely and he doesn't date a lot is because he's very picky.
17:26He's very particular.
17:28Unfortunately, I think, you know, with dad is a little thing about a date will turn him off.
17:34Once I found out you were in the business, I called a friend of mine in the business.
17:37So, I said, what are the jokes?
17:39And he said, well, the main one is we'll be the last to let you down.
17:46How'd you get in the business?
17:47My middle daughter, she's an embalmer, a mortician.
17:52If he likes her and she likes him, I just don't want him to blow it, you know what I mean?
17:56Are you shy?
17:57It depends.
17:58I mean, I don't know.
17:59Are you shy now?
18:02Not really.
18:02I mean, I'm getting used to talking with you, you know.
18:08One, two, three, please.
18:11She turns, the hand comes down.
18:12Now, gentlemen, please.
18:13Please stand down.
18:15Please turn to the left.
18:16Take your hand.
18:17Come back and bring it to the right step, step.
18:21Left step, step.
18:23Right step, step.
18:24Three steps.
18:27You guys get a nice class when you're having a side.
18:30It's good.
18:31Step, way.
18:32Left step, step.
18:34Yeah.
18:35Yeah.
18:36Give yourself a hand.
18:37Good step.
18:38Good step.
18:40Would you like to get together again?
18:42I would.
18:43Move yourself.
18:43All right.
18:44That's great.
18:45Thanks.
18:46Look at the trees.
18:52Oh.
18:52I'm looking up and I'm walking through a puddle.
18:57Okay.
18:58You have your ticket.
18:59Hi.
19:01I told them to bring yours.
19:03I brought mine.
19:03And so you, that's your car?
19:05Yeah.
19:06Here we go.
19:08Yep.
19:08See, now you got it, right?
19:13Yeah.
19:14Bye.
19:14Bye.
19:15Take it easy to bet.
19:18Yeah, well, I'll talk to you.
19:20Be careful.
19:22Bye.
19:22She's very nice, very sweet to talk to, and all right, good.
19:28She's on her way.
19:29Take her to a mover and do something for dinner or whatever.
19:32I had a good time.
19:33I hope he did.
19:34I hope he wasn't acting.
19:36He asked me for my number and if I'd like to go out again, and I said yes.
19:40She's a little bit older than I prefer.
19:43That's what I'd rather have.
19:44You want to turn around there and, yeah, 18 to 25?
19:49No.
19:50She was very nice.
19:52She really was.
19:53But Emily and Shanna and Melissa aren't picking out any more women before I get my own.
19:57I'm Kevin Donnery.
19:57I shouldn't have come down here for four years every Wednesday night.
20:01Okay, well, I guess we're ready to roll.
20:06Hi, baby.
20:08Hi, Chukka.
20:09You got no worry, baby.
20:12She's sticking with you.
20:14You can't always get what you want.
20:18But if you try real hard, you get what you need.
20:25I'll know how Chuk's date went the minute he walks in by the expression on his face.
20:31She was a little bit older than I would prefer.
20:35No, she's...
20:36Did she take her home?
20:37No, hell no.
20:38All right.
20:39How'd your date go?
20:40It was nice.
20:41So you guys didn't hit it off or what?
20:43Oh, no.
20:43We got along fine.
20:45She's a little bit older than what I like.
20:48He could be pretty picky for somebody who's not getting laid.
20:52I'll tell you what, Johnny.
20:53If you want to have fun Wednesday night, go with me.
20:56I'm going down there again.
20:57What's going on with your date?
20:58Oh, it was nice.
20:59Oh, it was nice.
20:59Is she nice?
21:00Very sweet.
21:01Nice little...
21:02Is she pretty?
21:03She's pretty, yeah.
21:04She's quite pretty.
21:05So did you guys like each other or not?
21:06Yeah, we all had fun.
21:07And so...
21:08And?
21:08And she tried to.
21:10Oh, she's cute.
21:11Is she built nice?
21:12Yeah, she's fine.
21:13You know, she's nice for her age.
21:18You can honor her.
21:20What?
21:20Bye.
21:21Bye.
21:22What can I say?
21:24Yeah, you're gorgeous.
21:25What?
21:26I do.
21:27Hey, I tell like it is.
21:29I'm getting the hell out of here for getting more trouble.
Recommended
21:55
|
Up next
21:55
21:51
21:55
21:55
21:55
21:55
21:52
21:55
21:55
21:54
21:54
21:54
21:56
21:35
21:29
1:00
59:35
5:20
0:46
0:46