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00:30Name?
00:33Christopher Todd
00:34Old name?
00:39Christopher Robin Todd
00:41It was me man
00:43What?
00:51Of course I want a job
00:52I'm desperate
00:54But look, no offencement, like
00:56We have been through all this before
00:58And, erm, well
01:00You have already made me miss my golf lessons
01:03Well, look, these matters take time
01:04Now, what I'm saying is
01:05Get a move on, will you?
01:07Because I'm supposed to be at the 8.graces for half two
01:09Fair's a good boy
01:10The procedure of the test
01:20Is just the formality, Mr. Hughes
01:22However, I'm afraid that
01:24Afraid?
01:25You'll be terrified in a minute
01:26Now, sort me sod in gyro
01:29Before I knock you into the disability department
01:32If you could just wait there in this room
01:46Come on, girl
01:47I should have been on the site half an hour ago
01:49Yeah
01:50I don't want to let the boys down, you know
01:53I'm going to be tense on the black stuff on the desk
01:55Waiting for me by now
01:56Dependents, Mr. Dean?
02:12You had a wife and four kids
02:14Two at school and two on a doll
02:17Ah, yeah, but unfortunately the two on the doll don't count for
02:20Nobody on the doll counts, friend
02:23Hey
02:39There's one of them now
02:41Todd
02:42It seems from your files, Mr. Todd
02:53That one of our inspectors has visited your house on two separate occasions
02:57During the past ten days without receiving any answer
03:00Ah, what a shame
03:01You were out
03:03Looks that way, doesn't it?
03:05Can you tell me where you were?
03:06I might be able to if you tell me of any call
03:09It's the morning of Tuesday the 3rd and the afternoon of Thursday the 12th
03:14I haven't a clue
03:17Were you employed during those two days?
03:20Who, me?
03:22Look, have you got a job, Mr. Todd?
03:24Oh, yeah, I just come here for the company and the pleasant surroundings
03:27You haven't answered the question
03:29I haven't worked in over a year
03:31Right, Mr. Todd, that's all
03:34We will, however, be making further visits to your house in due course
03:38I'll bake a cake
03:39Next
03:45Carnations are out in Albania this winter, Comrade
04:14Say that again, Chrissie?
04:17Ah, you're all right
04:18You got anything for me?
04:20Malloy's been asking after you
04:21Ah, that's a nice one
04:22Come on
04:23Bricks and wheels
04:2414 notes
04:26Yeah, you know
04:27The van will be at the end of your road in the morning
04:33The keys will be in a teapot and a dashboard
04:35Teacher's pattern, 315
04:42Ah, well, I don't follow the horses
04:44I only do this so that
04:45I've got my life on it
04:46In fact, it goes so far as to say it's an absolute certainty
04:49How do you know that?
04:52Chester's paper
04:53He'll never make a spy, Arthur
04:55I don't know that
07:11Oh, friggin' hell.
07:34Very good.
07:37Our dog can't get through there.
07:39Jimmy Johnson.
07:42Correct.
07:42Come on, we've only got three seconds before the sail slides hit us.
07:49Hey, give us a friggin' hand, will ya?
07:51Come on, we've only got stuck there.
07:58Oh, there's no way to go.
08:00Come on.
08:01Come on.
08:01Old man ribber, that old man ribber, he don't know nothing, he just keep rolling.
08:17What's with the fishing gear?
08:34Picks it up in the shacklins, didn't I?
08:36What got all else to do up there?
08:38Oh, yeah.
08:41Oh, yeah.
08:42Oh, yeah.
08:46Oh, yeah.
08:50I don't take care.
08:52Yeah.
08:53I don't think so.
08:54Hey, this is George.
09:22We're on the floor, did it?
09:24Yeah?
09:25How is he?
09:26He's in hospital.
09:28I went to see him last night.
09:36But, er,
09:38picking up one of his lads, though.
09:41There's Snowy.
09:42Oh, no, not him.
09:44Not Count Mark's lips.
09:46Ah, he's all right, Logo.
09:48Ah, yeah, he's a barrel of laughs, isn't he?
09:50I mean, I just love listening to the ladies' production figures for Sugar Cane in Cuba,
09:55especially when I'm having me dinner.
09:57I mean, I'm sometimes that fascinated.
09:59I let me food go cold.
10:29Yeah, that's right.
10:30It's me again, love.
10:31Go ahead.
10:32Be a solid citizen.
10:33Do a decent thing and report me.
10:34So keep it a secret whatever you do.
10:35There's not much chance at that, Snowy.
10:36You've already told off the Sutton Street yourself.
10:37Why don't you buy a banner, bollocks?
10:38I'll put an announcement in the echo.
10:39Get it, it's, eh, the men's back.
10:40But do all I give her at a retirement party when it time she's 16.
10:45It will...
10:46Does it answer?
10:47No, the answer!
10:48Yes!
10:49No, the answer!
10:50No, the answer!
10:51No, the answer!
10:52We'll go to the next, sir!
10:53And I'll go to the next one.
10:54Don't you lose it, man?
10:55I'm sorry!
10:56No, the answer!
10:57No, the answer!
10:58No, the answer!
10:59No, the answer!
11:00My answer!
11:01My answer!
11:02No, you're wrong!
11:03No!
11:04No, the answer!
11:05No, you're wrong!
11:06No, you're wrong.
11:07No, you're wrong.
11:08That was good. I enjoyed that.
11:29Suspects have picked up...
11:31What's his name?
11:33Malone.
11:34Malone in Freshfield Street
11:36and I've turned left into Grafton Street.
11:41You're going to flood that engine the way you're going on.
11:44I'm sure there's something wrong with this, you know.
11:48Sorry.
11:49You been driving long, Leslie?
11:51It's...
11:52It's, er...
11:54I'm not used to this one.
11:57That's what it is.
11:59What was the number that I'd asked what the loan came out of?
12:02I don't know.
12:03But it'll be on record.
12:05I've followed him before.
12:07He looked sad.
12:09He walked me all around town and lost me in mother care.
12:17Jesus.
12:19So, I've got an automatic at home and it's hard, you know, to get used to the...
12:24Just get a move on, will you?
12:25They'll be halfway down the road be now.
12:27Right.
12:29We know where they're going to end up anyway.
12:32On the lawyer's side.
12:33If we lose them...
12:36They'll just go up there.
12:38Yeah, but it would be nice to see who else they'd pick up and where.
12:42You can use second gear, you know, if you want to.
12:44Not that it'll make much difference.
12:46All we're doing is catching tadpoles and tiddlers.
12:48I wouldn't say that.
12:50But I've only got two wheels on the kerb.
12:52Eh, I thought about being a stumper, have I heard?
12:55No.
12:56No, John, you'll just make me cry.
12:58Turn the corner and put your foot down.
13:00Your right foot.
13:01Well, erm, who was it that makes you over this tyrant, Snowy?
13:12The boys in blue?
13:13The NF?
13:15SPG?
13:17CPI?
13:19SS?
13:21Fraud section?
13:24The Anti-Abortion League?
13:25You don't know what you're talking about.
13:28Well, tell us anyway.
13:29Hey, I know you're dying to.
13:31No, I'm not.
13:32Anyway, it wouldn't interest you.
13:35Yes, it would.
13:36I like fairy stories.
13:38They're not fairy stories, Loggo.
13:41Ah, but still, go on.
13:42I still want to know what happened.
13:45As a matter of fact,
13:47I fell off me mumpets.
13:49So, let's go.
14:00All right, Kev, is your dad there?
14:26What's the matter with your face?
14:28Nothing, compared to your ribs.
14:30Me dad's in bed.
14:32What are you supposed to be doing a couple of days with my lord?
14:34Someone came from last night, 12-hour night somewhere.
14:37He just got back.
14:38Oh, right. You better get to bed and all.
14:41I haven't been yet.
14:42They just let me out at the police station.
14:44They're all high fighting, were you?
14:45I wasn't, but they were.
14:47The Brookvale gang?
14:49No, the Brookvale police.
14:50Ah, go away, Kev.
14:51You mean the police beat you up for nothing?
14:53That's a pack of lies, Chrissie.
14:55I tried to have her off with an elephant.
14:56For what for?
14:57PHONE RINGS
14:58Nothing.
15:01I just happened to be there.
15:03That's all.
15:04Yeah.
15:05Well, listen, tell your dad I called.
15:08I haven't really seen Dixie since I cocked up in Middlesbrough, you know.
15:10Oh, yeah.
15:12You mean when me and Kevin got the sack because of you cowboys and couldn't get another job?
15:16Yeah.
15:17Happy days, day-wear, Chrissie.
15:20Thanks for the memory, now frig off.
15:21Ah, come on, Dix.
15:22We're all in the same boat.
15:23Yeah, and you sunk it.
15:25So why don't Dixie want to work?
15:38He's got something else on.
15:40But he wouldn't work with us anyway.
15:42Not after Middlesbrough.
15:44I don't think Dixie will ever forget Middlesbrough.
15:48Mind you, mind her, will I?
15:51Why?
15:51What happened to Middlesbrough?
15:53Oh, nothing much.
15:55We just lost our life savings to doing a foreigner, you know, for these two con artists.
16:01And Dixie lost his job.
16:03It was his job to make sure we were on the side with him.
16:06You know, I would seriously like to bomb Middlesbrough off the face of the air.
16:12Anyway, I don't know why Dixie's got a cob on with us for.
16:16I mean, if he'd have been doing his proper job, we'd all still be working.
16:19In fact, when you come to think of it, it was all Dixie's fault.
16:25What about his lad?
16:26Isn't he having any?
16:28He's not in any state, Sue.
16:30He's been beaten black and blue.
16:32Born by the police, he reckons.
16:33And for nothing.
16:34That's about par for the course.
16:36Ah, come on, Snowy.
16:38I've heard all of those stories.
16:39But I don't believe any of it.
16:41Oh, hey.
16:42Where have you been all your life?
16:44What were you doing during the Toxtet riots?
16:46Well, I was down at supermarkets a lot.
16:49The police started that, you know.
16:51Come here, Sambo, and suck this truncheon.
16:53That's the main reason Toxtet went up, Chrissie.
16:56And for every fella who dies in a police station and gets his name in the papers,
17:00there's hundreds more who get a quiet little labyrinth down the dark alley and crawl home to bed.
17:04I've been worked over too many times myself not to know that.
17:07Yeah, and I know what they did to you and all.
17:09They knocked your brains out.
17:10Oh, it's fine by me.
17:11You make a joke out of me.
17:13But be warned.
17:14The way things are going with this government,
17:17the swing to the right, tax relief for the rich,
17:19redundancies for the poor,
17:21mass unemployment, poverty,
17:22curtailing of freedom,
17:23starting with the unions,
17:25it's all heading for one thing and one thing only.
17:27A fascist dictatorship and a police state.
17:30That's two things.
17:31And it sounds just like Russia, Snowy.
17:34Oh, don't be sorry.
17:34You know you, eh?
17:35You're in a fence under the noise abatement act.
17:38All right.
17:39All right.
17:40But you give it 18 months and...
17:43Look, see?
17:44There you are.
17:45The bloody law.
17:46I knew they got, eh?
17:47Two working lads.
17:49Probably nothing concrete to stop them for.
17:51Just a bit of harassment.
17:5348 miles an hour in a built-up area.
17:56Bastards!
17:59Wait there.
18:08Where did they come from?
18:20Who said that?
18:21It was me.
18:32Get out of here.
18:34Now.
18:43Tell me what you said again.
18:47Go on.
18:48Bastards.
18:58Maget.
18:58Well, well, well, Geoffrey.
19:22We are honoured.
19:23Two sniffers from the door.
19:26I wouldn't quite put it like that,
19:27but it takes a good picture, doesn't it?
19:30Look, we are right in the middle
19:32of a very important investigation.
19:34Oh, who's a naughty boy, then, eh?
19:37Exceeding the speed limit,
19:39driving in a manner liable to cause an accident,
19:41and then, just for luck,
19:44no L-plates on display.
19:47I hope for your sake, Mr. Lawton,
19:50that your passenger has a licence.
19:54A full licence.
19:55Look, Ken...
19:56Not like your one.
19:57We work very closely with some of your boys, and we...
20:02Insurance.
20:04I expect it's, er...
20:07Produce your insurance document
20:09at your nearest police station
20:10within the next five days.
20:13If you would be so kind.
20:17I was on the dole for 18 months, friend.
20:20That's why I'm here today giving you a ticket.
20:23Because I've met your kind before.
20:27Have a nice day.
20:28I didn't like his tone, you know.
20:45I have a good mind to do.
20:47Get in.
20:48I just thought, you know,
20:49I'd put a bit of practice in.
20:51Me test's coming up in a fortnight,
20:53and I thought, with having this job...
20:54Yeah, it's all right.
20:55You thought me being new here
20:57I won't be back from Wigan.
20:58You, Donald, believe me...
20:59Shut up, will you?
21:00I've got to get this van changed.
21:02I don't know they were calling bastards,
21:03but they sure to have clocked us in this.
21:04I'm sorry, Donald.
21:10I am late.
21:10I'm sorry.
21:11I'm sorry.
21:34I'm sorry, Donald.
22:05Come on, Ed.
22:07I'll take you back.
22:09Come on here across the road, lad.
22:10I mean, I'm doing nothing.
22:12And besides,
22:13I thought you might have been short-handed.
22:15You know, son.
22:16Yeah, of course you did,
22:17but we're all right.
22:19Come on, we'll take you back.
22:21Hey, get a brew on,
22:21I'm a logger, will you?
22:22You won't be long.
22:23All right.
22:28Is any air tea bags all over there, Jimmy?
22:30Oh, another line of tea bags.
22:31Look at this, Pat.
22:32Oh, I'll give it a half, won't he?
22:35Where did you get the trousers?
22:37I borrowed them, Michael.
22:38Off the giant, in the next bed.
22:39No, next bed was one of those two miserable sons
22:42on the side wouldn't lend me there,
22:43so why worry?
22:45I'm getting transferred from me to Alton Hospital.
22:48That's an undisclosed fee.
22:51What are we going to do with you, Dad?
22:53I'll give me the job of the can ladders to start.
22:56Oh, well, I can do that.
22:58Well, yeah, there is a bit of work for plasterers at the moment.
23:03Oh, yeah?
23:05So come you're here, then, on £14 a day?
23:08I'm blacklisted.
23:09You're blacklisted?
23:11What for?
23:12I start strikes.
23:14Not a bad reason.
23:15I'm also in the WRP.
23:18Didn't he used to have them during the war?
23:19You know, tin hats and gas masks
23:22and knock at your door if you didn't draw your curtains.
23:24The workers' revolutionary party.
23:26Oh, aye, I remember them.
23:29They were at our factory gates, actually, the day we closed down.
23:33Full of brotherly love and fight the good fight and all that, you know.
23:36We still closed down, though.
23:38Yeah, but Snowy's different.
23:40Aren't you, Snowy?
23:42Not the same as all those others in that day workers' revolutionary party.
23:46Right, Dad, innit?
23:48You're the only one who's working class.
23:51I can take it, you know, Logo.
23:53I can take it cos I know my beliefs are right.
23:56I've been brought up by me Dad to support what's worth supporting.
23:59Yeah?
23:59I didn't know your Dad followed Everton.
24:03All I'm saying is if you don't fight, if, you know, if, like...
24:07Like, I mean, it was easy being a socialist when I was growing up in the 60s.
24:11And even for most of the 70s, everyone was a friggin' socialist then.
24:15It was fashionable.
24:17But it's not now.
24:18Everything's gone sour.
24:20Everyone's locking the door, turning the other cheek,
24:23looking after number one.
24:24But now's the time when we should all be together.
24:27Now's the time when we need to be together.
24:29Cos... cos... well, we're not winning anymore.
24:32Don't you see that?
24:33Mike, that's all I'm saying.
24:45Of course we see it.
24:48And the last thing we need is to be told about it, for Christ's sake.
24:52Cos deep down, most of us know it.
24:55But you don't look that far.
24:57Not these days.
24:58But when you're scared, Snowy...
25:03When you're scared, unless you're very special...
25:06You think about yourself and yours.
25:09You think about feeding the kids and paying their rent...
25:12And the effect it's having on your tart.
25:15And even what Christmas is going to be like this year.
25:17I'm a married man with two kids.
25:21And your beliefs go right out the window...
25:23When your debtors knock at your door.
25:25And what's more, I shouldn't be here now.
25:28The Smithers have been round our house twice this past fortnight.
25:32But you need the money.
25:34Got it in one.
25:36I know.
25:37I needed two.
25:38Is there no chance of a start with Malloy?
25:47Yeah, well, that's what I want to know and all.
25:49I did a couple of days for him last week, you know.
25:51Asked him then.
25:52But he sort of avoided it.
25:54I've only come today so I can ask him again.
25:57You know what?
25:58I'd do anything if I thought...
25:59What did you used to be, Jimmy?
26:03I used to be a machine fitter.
26:06And I still am.
26:08He's here now.
26:19What time is it?
26:22It's about 20 minutes after we should have started work.
26:25Look, hang about.
26:28Look at the state of you.
26:29Panicking just because the boss is here.
26:30Jumping up and running.
26:32You'll be touching your forelocks next.
26:34Let's not make it so obvious, eh?
26:36Right?
26:36OK.
26:37Let's go.
26:38All right.
26:38There you go.
26:52One short then, are we?
26:53Well, you know what it's like, don't you?
26:55First sign of spring and all the boys are off to Spain.
26:58I mean, it's a shame to let the villas go to waste, innit?
27:02And who are you when you're out?
27:04I'm the brickie.
27:05Well, I mean, that's how I save me time.
27:08It was some time ago, but...
27:10We, er, we had someone else, but he got a proper job.
27:13Well, that's good to hear anyway.
27:16I see you brought your robes, Snowy, but I don't think they'll come looking for you here,
27:21though.
27:21This used to be a bridegroom, didn't it?
27:23It's not going to be a police station again, is it?
27:25Because, you know, I do have certain moral objections to work...
27:28No, it's not going to be that.
27:29But you could say it's another growth industry.
27:32One of the few.
27:33OK.
27:34I can leave you on your own now, can't I?
27:36I'll, er, need someone to mix for me every so often.
27:39Kenny will do that.
27:40Er, Kenny won't, but, er, Cliffy might.
27:43You're not a brickie, are you, by any chance?
27:45Sorry.
27:46Don't worry, there's still some landscaping needs doing.
27:49Er, that patch over there.
27:51Flatten the hump out.
27:53Pick out all the half sets and rubble on.
27:55That should...
27:57That should, er...
28:01Look what's coming.
28:03Here's the job.
28:14Go on.
28:15Gizzy, go ahead.
28:17The job?
28:17Yeah, gizzy.
28:19Go on, I know you've got one.
28:20As I told me.
28:21Go on, gizzy.
28:23Now?
28:25Today?
28:25Well, what about...
28:26Yeah?
28:27Oh, hi, yeah.
28:28Oh, two right, yeah.
28:29I'm ready.
28:30I only need a brickie.
28:33Yes, that's me.
28:34I'm a brickie.
28:35I can lay bricks.
28:38Well, there's, er, there's that small wall running parallel to the one that he's going
28:42to be working on.
28:44I'll, er, I'll see how you, how you make out.
28:48On a trial basis.
28:50Do you know him?
28:55Will you see?
29:05Um, how's the new psycho, Mr. Malloy?
29:07Fine, just fine.
29:09You're, er, you're busy then, are you?
29:15Er, not really.
29:17Not for the time of year.
29:18And not after the winter we had.
29:20Never know, though.
29:21We, er, we might have a good summer.
29:23Er, still die off once the bad weather comes back.
29:25Always does.
29:26Er, I was just wondering, Mr. Malloy...
29:28Sorry, Kenny, but I...
29:30Um, er...
29:32Chrissy.
29:34Yeah, Chrissy.
29:35Nevertheless, Mr. Malloy, I mean, it could be a couple of months before the weather changes,
29:39you know.
29:39Look, I've really got to a dash.
29:41You know how it is.
29:42Yeah, but I only want a couple of words, Mr. Malloy.
29:44I'll be back before dinner to see our friend the man, Vicky, shaping up.
29:48Speak to me then!
29:49You know the score, Chrissy.
29:55There's nothing down for you.
29:57That's the way it is, and that's the way it'll be until we...
30:01Yeah, well, best not to think about it if it hurts that much.
30:12Yeah, well...
30:13We'll see about that.
30:19Thanks, Chrissy.
30:38You all right?
30:40I'll probably need another mix in a few minutes.
30:43Yeah.
30:44You'll be lucky.
30:45It's nearly done her time now.
30:47It's not, is it?
30:48Jeez.
30:50It doesn't time fly when you're enjoying yourself, eh?
30:56I love doing this, you know.
30:59Yeah, I've noticed.
31:01I'd blast a phenomony of me principles, if you let me.
31:04Know what I mean?
31:05Not a fan, Snowy.
31:07No.
31:08You know, doing something you're good at, there's nothing like it.
31:12Standing there in the morning, facing four empty walls, and then going home at night, with the plaster all dry and smooth, and the bit you've just done, all wet and shining.
31:22That's why I don't mind working on me on my own, if they're drooping on me, because if there's one thing I can't stand, it's working with someone who hasn't got no pride.
31:34And funny enough, they're the kind that never want to come out on strike, no pride, and no principles.
31:43Like some of the sods who've renovated this place.
31:48Have you seen it?
31:49It's shoddy already.
31:51Half the wood's warped.
31:53There's a fall on the floor.
31:54And a leak on the landing.
31:55Not in the last in here, except the original building itself.
32:02And the plaster on the walls.
32:05You want to see...
32:07Hey, Chrissie.
32:10Come here.
32:12Do I have to?
32:13No, I want to show you something.
32:15It won't take long.
32:17I'm not long for a while.
32:23Hey, you can come again, kiddo.
32:25Now, tell you what, you know, keep this up,
32:29and I might just increase your non-taxable allowance to 10p an hour.
32:33You can't have a JCB by any chance, can you?
32:42Hey!
32:43What do you think you're doing, you little...
32:45Do you think I'm carrying these bricks round for the good of me health?
32:48Come on, get them up.
32:49Come on.
32:51Come on, kiddo.
32:52Come on.
32:52Get them up.
32:53Hey, Yazza.
32:55Yazza.
32:58Yazza, you can't leave gaps like that.
33:00It's for ventilation.
33:01Oh, Christ.
33:03Let's see.
33:15See?
33:24It's a tile, Snowy.
33:26Lots of tiles.
33:29Brown ones.
33:30Yeah, I know, I know.
33:32Nothing special.
33:34Just beautifully made and precision laid a hundred years ago.
33:37I'm still liking you.
33:39Apart from those that are being cracked and buggery by the idiots who put the new banister up.
33:45Is that it?
33:46Can I go now?
33:47Well, don't you see?
33:51Well, don't you see?
33:58We're all capable of work like that.
34:01Craftsmanship doesn't die out on people, Chrissie.
34:03We can all do good jobs, but we're not allowed to.
34:05I don't get jobs just because of me politics, you know.
34:09There's times when I'm not taken on because I'm too good.
34:11And because I'm good and I do the job proper, I refuse to skimp on this stuff and I'm slower than the bosses want me to be.
34:17And then I'm not a profit margin anymore.
34:19I'm a liability.
34:21Do you ever lose any work because you talk too much?
34:23All right.
34:25But listen, Chrissie, I'm telling you, and I mean it.
34:27Don't give in, because if you give in, you're dead.
34:30And I'm only telling you because I can see the signs.
34:32Get in.
34:50Oh, hey, will you look at that?
34:53Just look at that.
34:56Sometimes, you know, sometimes I'm so proud of what I've done.
35:00I put my name in the bottom left-hand corner of the world.
35:04Snowy Malone, 1982.
35:09You know, Chrissie, thinking about it, the job with Malloy.
35:12I know.
35:14And I wasn't thinking about it just then.
35:16No?
35:17Still bad down there?
35:19Bad?
35:20That's a compliment.
35:21He's off his cake, you know, Snowy.
35:30Ever since that time he was with us in Middlesbrough, he's just got worse.
35:36And the stories you hear.
35:38Been to see me dad, you know.
35:40Yeah.
35:41Just turned up one night.
35:43Sat there with him for nearly an hour.
35:45Staring at me dad.
35:47Nurse had to ask him to go in the end.
35:48When he started crying.
35:51When who started crying?
35:54Yossi.
35:55King hell.
35:58You better tell him about that.
36:00I already have done.
36:01So's Logo.
36:02You'll have to tell him again then.
36:04For all the good it'll do.
36:06It's like talking to a brick wall.
36:07But Yossi, you don't know what you're doing.
36:17Or he'll go spare when he comes back.
36:21Yossi!
36:22Look, I'll tell you what, Yoss.
36:24You work the odds for a while, eh?
36:26I laid the bricks.
36:27Work a tandem like.
36:29Look, Yoss, that one's not...
36:31Leave my one alone.
36:32Come on, it's...
36:35It's Dennis I'm.
36:47It's a Mercedes, Leslie.
36:49I know come sir,
36:51but I think I know a Mercedes when I see one.
36:53All I'm saying is...
36:54Look, you saw him in it yourself at his other side.
36:56All I'm saying is,
36:58is that it says here
36:59it's a green T-Reg Ford Granada.
37:07Obviously, he must have changed his car.
37:12No manners, have they, some people?
37:15You'd have thought he'd have had the decency to let us know.
37:26Still, when you think about it,
37:49it's a good job we had to take that other van back.
37:51Aye.
37:53That's what your superiors are for.
37:55To keep you completely in the dark.
37:58Particularly our delightful boss.
38:01Living proof of the folly of female emancipation.
38:06Knowing her, she wouldn't have told us what was going to happen.
38:09It wouldn't be the first time, Donald.
38:11It wouldn't be the first time.
38:13Don't I know it.
38:16Do you know,
38:17I followed a bloke to court one morning last month,
38:19and I sat there while he went in the dock
38:22and pleaded guilty for the offences
38:23I was still following him for.
38:25I'd been away on sick leave when they pulled him in.
38:29Nobody thought to let me know when I came back.
38:40Well, at least something's happening.
38:43Won't be long now.
38:46He's got a nerve, though, hasn't he?
38:48That's my lawyer character.
38:49What, you mean I'm the lads here?
38:52I'll say.
39:12Where's the sign going, fella?
39:13What?
39:16Oh, yeah.
39:17Up there, over the entrance.
39:19Take the wagon in the yard, Phil.
39:20We'll stand on the back to put it up.
39:29All right.
39:30All right.
39:31Up!
39:32I'm having terrible trouble sleeping, you know.
39:48It's the door that does it, though, isn't it?
39:50Anyway, I went to the doctor's last week.
39:56I told him straight,
39:57I'm on the door, doctor, and I can't sleep.
40:00So, fair enough,
40:01he told me to take these pills of the night
40:02before I went to bed.
40:04But I told him going to sleep at night
40:06wasn't the trouble.
40:07So he suggested that when I woke up
40:09in the early hours of the morning,
40:10I'd take one so that I can get me head down again.
40:13But I told him that wasn't no trouble neither.
40:15So he got a bit ratty with me then
40:17and asked me when it was I couldn't sleep.
40:19And I told him,
40:20It's the afternoons.
40:24Oh, you've heard it.
40:35You do that wall.
40:39What wall?
40:40The wall I asked you to do.
40:43Yeah?
40:45What about it?
40:46Come and take a look at it.
40:49I've seen it.
40:51Ha, ha, ha.
40:52Why don't you see one wall?
40:53You've seen them all.
40:55Not this one.
40:56This is special.
40:58Good, eh?
41:00Come and see it again.
41:02It's well worth seeing twice.
41:09Now!
41:10Don't tell me what to do.
41:13Nobody tells me what to do.
41:15Take it easy, eh?
41:20You also want to have a word?
41:26Well, Chrissie,
41:27you can always have a nice cosy little chat
41:29while you're walking him over to casualty.
41:30But what were you doing, man?
41:41I was doing my best.
41:43Your best?
41:45But that can't be your best.
41:47That's a disgrace.
41:48Be my wall alone.
41:49But look at it!
41:52Last forever, that.
41:53I want one thing.
41:55You're not a brickie.
41:56I am.
41:56You're not.
41:57You can't be.
41:58Not if that's your best.
42:00I've laid bricks before.
42:01Anyone can lay bricks.
42:03Listen, son.
42:04The last time you laid bricks
42:05was when you had a Lego set.
42:08You're no good to me.
42:09I wouldn't do that if I were you,
42:23cos if you do, I'll kill you.
42:25Go on.
42:27Clear off.
42:28You're sacked.
42:30Me, sacked?
42:33How can you sack a man is on the dough?
42:39He's sacked me, boys.
42:43He's sacked a man
42:44that doesn't even work for him.
42:46I'll tell you something,
42:47he'll have trouble finding me a P-45.
43:09One another cup of tea?
43:26No, no.
43:27I can hardly finish this one.
43:30Anyway, I've got to go.
43:32And so have you.
43:34Back to work.
43:38Come on, Jimmy.
43:39Ready?
43:40Go on.
43:48That'll be fixed for some more mixing.
43:50Won't take a minute.
43:52And I won't be a minute.
44:03I'll be fused.
44:06Go on.
44:07No, no, you...
44:08Well, I've got nothing to say.
44:12It's you wanting to speak to me.
44:15Yeah, well, I was, er...
44:16I'm not happy to wait things on now, Mr. Malloy, £14 a day, and...
44:21In your hand?
44:23Yeah, I know, and it's all well and good, but...
44:25It's not legal, and things are getting bad for me down at the UAB,
44:29and what I'm saying is I want a job, I want a proper job.
44:32This is no use to me.
44:33Isn't it more use than no job at all?
44:36You don't want to take me on?
44:38Oh, it's not a question of that, if I...
44:40Look, look.
44:41I know I'm losing money asking you this, but I'd rather be legit on a lot less.
44:45I want to be a working man again.
44:49I want to come home at night with dirt on me hands and not have to hide it from anybody.
44:54If you would just listen to me for a minute, Kenny.
44:57You don't want to take me on, right?
44:58Fine.
44:59If I took you on, what would happen the weeks there was no work,
45:03when the winter comes again,
45:05when I'd have to find your weekly wage so you could play cars and drink tea and piss in the snow?
45:10Well, what do you want me to do?
45:12Take you on for a few months and then lay you off on the frost on the ground like the big firms do?
45:17Huh?
45:18Well, what do you want?
45:20Promises are the truth, Kenny.
45:23I wouldn't mind me real name.
45:25Yeah, Chrissy.
45:26Yeah, Chrissy.
45:27You can remember it when I'm gone.
45:29Oh, you're not listening to a word I'm saying.
45:32Look, this is the building game.
45:35This is Britain in 1982.
45:37It's just not worth my while.
45:41Where are you going?
45:44Home.
45:46Well, can any of the others drive?
45:49No.
45:53What about the fan?
45:54Oh, er, it's not we can handle a moped.
45:56Sometimes.
45:58What am I going to do?
46:00Well, don't ask me.
46:01I don't work for you, remember?
46:03Okay.
46:05Don't worry.
46:07I'll find someone.
46:09Here.
46:10Here's a fire for free.
46:11Frig off, my lawyer.
46:12I don't need charity.
46:14Give it to Oxfam.
46:15I used to be soft, you know.
46:21Noted for it.
46:22But not anymore.
46:24I've had it up to here.
46:25There's a fire.
46:42Oh, source.
46:45Don't worry, just do it.
46:46Put that bloody thing away.
46:48Come on, Jesus Christ, man!
46:53Something upset you?
46:58Jimmy, I don't believe it!
47:01Hey, hey, hey, Chrissie, come here a minute.
47:03What for?
47:04Never you mind, just get yourself...
47:07Listen!
47:08Listen, what do you reckon?
47:10This building is going to be a disfarm workshop.
47:12I don't know, do I?
47:14Well, I won't guess, go on.
47:15Oh, look, stop frigging about.
47:16Alright, do you give in, then?
47:17Yeah, yeah.
47:18Arry, arry, arry.
47:19Da-da-da!
47:20Da-da-da-da-da-da!
47:21Da-da-da!
47:22Da-da-da-da-da.
47:23Da-da-da-da-da!
47:24Can you believe it?
47:28Hey!
47:29Can you believe that?
47:31Can you believe that?
47:36Can you believe it?
47:37Hey, Snowy, he'll be bleeding, NORIKI, ZIESOP.
47:40Oh, yeah, get him!
47:41Get him, get him!
47:46Snowy!
47:53Snowy!
47:55Hey, come here.
47:58What's the matter?
47:59Come here and we'll show you.
48:01Come on, come here.
48:16What do you think Snowy's gonna do?
48:18Hey, son, this...
48:46Snowy!
48:50Snowy!
48:51Snowy!
48:52Snowy!
48:53Get in!
48:54Get in!
48:55Come on!
48:57Come on!
48:58Come on!
48:59Come on!
49:16Come on!
49:17Go!
49:22Hey!
49:46Come on!
50:13Ready, come.
50:16Yeah, well, go on, get going.
50:20Well, go on, you didn't know him in any way.
50:22What can you do? He's dead.
50:26Look, tell them I just started you all.
50:31Then I asked me a P-45s, and you're bringing them in tomorrow.
50:35Please.
50:36This could ruin me.
50:38Please.
50:41Listen to me.
50:42I'll give you a job.
50:44I will.
50:44I'll make it worth your while.
50:46I'll make it worth your while.
51:08By the powers invested in me as an officer of the Department of Employment,
51:12I'm obliged to inform you that I'm empowered to apprehend you
51:17for unlawfully employing certain persons
51:19who are claiming full unemployment benefit.
51:22Do you used to say anything?
51:25I'm not obliged to say anything,
51:26but if you do, what you'll say will be taken down
51:28and be used in evidence?
51:29I'm not.
51:30Oh, ma'am.
51:34Oh.
51:35Oh, my God.
52:05Oh, my God.
52:35Oh, my God.
53:05Oh, my God.
53:35Oh, my God.
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