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00:00Yes, yes, I know, I know.
00:12Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:17I love me too.
00:20It's Friday, so you know what that means.
00:21Let's welcome tonight's guest.
00:23He's the only member of The Man Show who still qualifies.
00:26Comedian and host of The Adam Carolla Show.
00:28She was a cheerleader for the Oakland Raiders
00:35and has the stitches to prove it.
00:37Co-host of Outnumbered, Emily Campano.
00:41He cracks his knuckles before prostate exams.
00:45Chief patient officer at the wellness company,
00:47Dr. Drew Pinsky.
00:51And she even got expelled from homeschooling.
00:55New York Times best-selling doctor,
00:56Fox News, get driven or cat too.
00:58All right, before we get to some news stories,
01:02let's do this.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Greg's Leftovers.
01:06We got some good ones.
01:07Mmm.
01:08Yeah, it's Leftovers where I read the jokes
01:10we didn't use this week.
01:11And as always, it's my first time reading them.
01:13So if they suck, we'll slather Joe Mackey and gravy
01:16and tie him to Katie Porter's bed.
01:19So tomorrow is Bill and Hillary Clinton's 50th wedding anniversary.
01:28Oh my God.
01:29Bill already made plans, dinner, dancing, some passionate lovemaking,
01:33and then home to Hillary.
01:34Meh.
01:34New York AG, Letitia James, was indicted on charges of mortgage fraud.
01:42Her lawyers say she could...
01:43Oh, thank you.
01:46Her lawyers said she could get house arrest if they can decide which one.
01:50President Trump is promoting his new fight, fight, fight line of wristwatches.
01:59Not to be outdone, Joe Biden is promoting his new help, help, help line...
02:03Line of life alerts.
02:14Eh, could have stopped there, I guess.
02:17It's day 10 of the government shutdown.
02:19Seriously, can we get some ice over there?
02:21Nancy Pelosi is starting to spoil.
02:25President Trump had his second physical of the year at Walter Reed Medical Center.
02:30And according to Trump, it was sold out.
02:33Researchers say dogs will probably never learn to speak due to their anatomical limitations.
02:40Oh, yeah?
02:41Well, explain this.
02:45I know, it's easy.
02:47Too easy.
02:49Houston's mayor denied rumors that a serial killer is running rampant
02:53after 16 dead bodies have been found in bayous this year,
02:57blaming it instead on homeless people throwing their dead friends into the water.
03:01Damn, why didn't I think of that, said one woman.
03:09The worst fire in California history is now being blamed on an arsonist named Jonathan Rindernecht.
03:15But liberals claim his name is actually German for climate change.
03:19Europe will soon force vegan products to stop using names that make them sound like meat.
03:27For instance, vegan sausage will now be called a carrot.
03:31In the last few years, the number of senior citizens ending up in the hospital for cocaine use has skyrocketed.
03:40You can always tell when a senior citizen is using coke, they're driving the speed limit.
03:48Joy Behar celebrated her 83rd birthday by joking that, quote,
03:52her holes are dried up.
03:54I know, the comment was so disgusting, her co-hosts could barely finish their buckets of chum.
04:01And finally, Taylor Swift's new album features a song called Wood,
04:05which is rumored to be about Travis Kelsey's genitalia.
04:08She also claims that her hit song, Shake It Off, is what she says to Travis when he sees her naked.
04:23Unnecessarily mean.
04:25My favorite.
04:26All right.
04:28So the Nobel Peace Prize was just announced, and surprise, Trump didn't win.
04:32Yeah, you're shocked, right?
04:34Yeah, next you're going to tell me Katie Porter gets her lunch at the animal shelter.
04:40And yeah, the deadline for nominations was months ago, but they could have made an exception
04:44because some previous presidents certainly won it for doing a lot less than Trump did.
04:49Think about it.
04:50Barack Obama, he won it before he even sat down to pee in the White House bathroom.
04:59Jimmy Carter, the only way he could get hostages back is if he traded more hostages.
05:05Woodrow Wilson, he promised to keep America out of World War I, then immediately got us into World War I.
05:10Most of his second term was served by his wife after being incapacitated by a stroke.
05:15Sound familiar, huh?
05:19Little Woodrow Wilson humor.
05:21Of course, there's Al Gore, who wasn't president, but he claimed we'd all be dead and underwater by now.
05:27When that's only true if you got a ride home from Ted Kennedy.
05:32Yeah, too soon.
05:34Meanwhile, there's Trump.
05:36He brokered peace deals between Israel and Hamas, India and Pakistan, Serbia, Kosovo, Egypt and Ethiopia, Cambodia and Thailand, Congo and Rwanda.
05:46And even as we speak, he's trying to get Ilhan and her brother to renew their vows.
05:50Beautiful.
05:51Beautiful.
05:52Beautiful.
05:53Beautiful.
05:54Beautiful.
05:55And you want real peace?
05:57Even our southern border is calmer.
05:59Under Trump, illegal crossings hit a 55-year low.
06:02That's the piece you can measure in reduced crime and drugs not killing your cousin.
06:08So even though Trump may not get the prize, he is our prize.
06:12Because when he wins, we win.
06:14That's because his own personal goals to be great align with America's.
06:19We want to be great, too.
06:20It would be far different if that wasn't the case when a leader's personal aims don't match the country's.
06:27What's that like?
06:28Well, you live through it.
06:29Biden's goals had nothing to do with ours, which is why Hunter never had to work.
06:34Dr. Jill ran the show and his staff worried that men might be pregnant if they missed their period.
06:39But Trump's not that way.
06:41When he's in charge, so are you.
06:44He creates clear lines.
06:45You please him.
06:46You prosper.
06:47You cross him.
06:48You're screwed.
06:49So suddenly you get peace deals you'd never think were possible because you don't want to piss this guy off.
06:55Just ask Soleimani, the Houthi pirates, Iran, or the cartels.
06:59But save your breath because they no longer produce any.
07:03That's Trump's persuasion.
07:04A peacemaker, until you piss him off.
07:07Then you wake up with a horse in your bed.
07:10Or a cow in your Irish pub.
07:15Yeah.
07:16Oh, thank you.
07:18Never fails, does it?
07:21And yeah, maybe Trump would like to have the Peace Prize, but he doesn't need it.
07:27Real success in life doesn't come from awards handed out by globalists in some irrelevant European state.
07:33It comes from having the greatest comeback in American politics.
07:37Which is why we decided to give Trump something far better than the Nobel Peace Prize.
07:48Congratulations, President Donald Trump.
07:51You're the winner of the biggest, baddest, most peaceful prize you losers have ever seen.
07:57So, Mr. P, you may not get a shiny trophy from elites, but you're getting something better.
08:10A thumbs up from America, which is a distinctly different finger than the one we're giving those asshats in Norway.
08:17Adam, always a pleasure to have you here.
08:27I feel like I know you.
08:28Do you find it kind of fun to see Trump never getting the recognition that he deserves, even though he just keeps doing stuff that none of these other clowns could do?
08:41I think, in a way, it's the sort of badge of honor.
08:45Like, it brings more notoriety to him.
08:47But also, do these awards even mean anything anymore?
08:51You know, after Obama and Gore.
08:53It's like, what if you won the Heisman the year after they gave it to Larry Flint?
08:58Yes.
09:00But it's that way with the Academy Awards.
09:02Like, they gave the best motion picture to Moonlight.
09:06Yeah.
09:07And now what?
09:08Yes, that's true.
09:09That was an overrated film.
09:11Completely.
09:12Yeah.
09:13I've got to say, I'm stuck on that Taylor Swift Wood song.
09:16Because I had a girlfriend years ago that broke up with me and then wrote a song called Chapstick.
09:22And I thought it was...
09:26Anyway, I'm now devastated.
09:32Emily?
09:34This is a nice thing.
09:36They gave the prize to Venezuela's opposition leader, and she dedicated the prize to Trump.
09:42Yeah.
09:43And she acknowledged and expressed gratitude for him supporting her in her endeavor, which
09:48I think speaks to the fact that, unlike those that argue he's an isolationist, he's actually
09:54has his hands in everything and is showing support for freedom everywhere.
09:58And no, he does not need this award.
10:01No one needs it to know that he has made history.
10:04Obama was awarded it nine months after taking office, as you point out, before he even sat
10:10down to pee.
10:11I got to do it.
10:13But it was aspirational, right?
10:14He was given the award for promotion of nuclear nonproliferation and a new climate of diplomacy.
10:22He hadn't actually done anything.
10:23And the irony, the sad, horrific, fatal irony, is that actually it led to more nukes.
10:29It led to destabilization and aggression and ISIS rearing its ugly head.
10:33And everything in that aftermath of him getting this peace award was anything but.
10:37But then you enter in Trump, who started this with the Abraham Accords.
10:41And that was built on economic stability and intelligence sharing and tourism thriving.
10:46And that is still present today between Israel and all of these Arab countries.
10:50It wasn't a flash in the pan.
10:51It wasn't a comment made like Biden did, where he said, the guns have gone down in Gaza.
10:57Well, now they have.
10:58Two years later, thinks the President Trump.
11:00So back in the day in 2009, you know, the Finland awards it based on hope.
11:06But now we know who's actually making history.
11:09And that's President Trump.
11:10Wow.
11:12Emily.
11:14A little hard on Obama there, calling him a war criminal like that.
11:19And the awards have been downgraded from Finland now.
11:22Yeah.
11:23But listen, this is the Trump effect writ large.
11:26What has happened to mainstream media?
11:28Trump has diminished their reputation.
11:31The same thing.
11:31It's not just that if he followed Larry Flint, it's he has actually changed reality.
11:35The Nobel Prize doesn't doesn't mean anything because of this.
11:39It's like they're afraid of him.
11:40They don't want to give it to him.
11:41He's not a man of integrity or whatever their nonsense was.
11:43But the reality is they've shot themselves in the foot.
11:46Yeah.
11:46You know what it's like?
11:47It's like the White House Correspondents Dinner.
11:49Yep.
11:49That was such.
11:50Remember how elitist that was and everybody would get all dressed up and go.
11:54And then Trump just said, I'm not going.
11:56Screw you guys.
11:57And then it just collapsed.
11:58Yeah.
11:59It collapsed.
11:59Reality.
12:00Yeah.
12:00It changes.
12:00God, I'm just reminding you and me that reality is shifted.
12:03Yeah.
12:04And maybe there'll be a new award that he'll invent and that'll have more status.
12:08I just did.
12:09You just did it.
12:09Yeah.
12:10No, no.
12:10That's right.
12:11Listen, that's what I thought when I saw that little video.
12:13Yeah.
12:15He has to come to this show for us to present it, though.
12:17I'm not going to Mar-a-Lago again.
12:19You know, Kat, it is amazing that Hitler brings peace.
12:24Oh, God.
12:26That's where you're going for my question?
12:29No, but I mean, this is a guy that was supposed to be Hitler.
12:33And he's bringing peace to the Middle East.
12:36He got the Jews and Hamas to, like, agree.
12:40Who knows what's going to happen after?
12:42It's phase one.
12:42But wasn't he the threat to the planet?
12:45And now he's, like, just knocking out peace deals?
12:48Yeah.
12:49Well, this reminds me of, so, like, I said yesterday, Obama got the peace prize based on vibes, right?
12:55Like, the little bumper stickers with the, oh, is it peace sign?
12:59Those bumper stickers literally got him a peace prize.
13:02They were like, oh, have you seen the bumper stickers?
13:04Let's give it to this guy.
13:05Yeah.
13:05Kind of reminds me of, like, you ever know somebody who's, like, really, really, really, really smiley and sweet and friendly, but she's actually the biggest bitch in the world?
13:12Yes.
13:13Yeah, Angelia Earhart.
13:14It's like that.
13:15Come on.
13:16I'm kidding.
13:17He's so nice.
13:18I am kidding.
13:18He's so nice.
13:19The joke is she's actually really nice.
13:21Yeah, she's actually so nice.
13:22She's really nice.
13:23But then, you know.
13:24But Harris Faulkner?
13:25No, just kidding.
13:26I'm joking.
13:28I'm joking.
13:30Versus a person who's rougher around the edges, but maybe is actually, like, I'm actually not a bitch.
13:36I just look like one.
13:37Yeah, that's true.
13:38A quick question.
13:39Speaking of that, are you taking us to a rave after this show or something?
13:42What's going on here?
13:42Oh, the outfit?
13:43I am, actually.
13:43I'm kidnapping you, bag over your head.
13:45We're going to go to a rave.
13:46Let's do it.
13:46Wow.
13:48Wish you'd keep that personal stuff off the show.
13:49Oh, sorry, sorry.
13:50We are not on a break yet?
13:51We have five million people at home, Dr. Drew.
13:55I honestly, I mean, after Obama gets in, it's like, well, he didn't do anything.
14:00It was all just based on this.
14:01He still will get credit.
14:03I mean, Trump will still get credit of some kind for seeing this.
14:05People see that this happened.
14:07Hopefully, it works out.
14:08But you know what?
14:09The same people who write the history books are the same people that hate Trump.
14:11So that it will, over time, will become something completely different.
14:15How much longer are we going to have books?
14:16That is true.
14:17Finally, we're getting rid of those things.
14:20Why couldn't that happen when I was a kid?
14:22Oh, I know.
14:22We had to read books.
14:24Well, listen, what happened to COVID?
14:26Like, my kids didn't go to school for two years.
14:30That would have been the best thing that could ever happen to me.
14:31I know.
14:33Why can't we get some kind of global disease?
14:36Ugh, so unfair.
14:38Up next, what happened to Letitia James?
14:40The media now supports fraud.
14:48Emily, New York AG, Letitia James, indicted on bank fraud charges.
14:51It's almost the same stuff she charged Trump with.
14:54Then the media, back then, thought he was guilty.
14:58But now, not so much.
14:59Do we have a sound on tape?
15:01Not since Watergate, Chris, have we seen a president
15:04weaponize the Justice Department to go after his political rivals.
15:08That's a really chilling example of how the criminal justice system
15:13is not supposed to work.
15:15It's the biggest justice scandal we've seen in our lifetime.
15:18We are in a real uncharted waters type situation here.
15:23It is truly shocking.
15:24This is something that everyone in America, or many people at least,
15:28if you're lucky enough to be able to buy a house in America,
15:30you deal with this, right?
15:32The federal government doesn't go after all of these people.
15:36Uh.
15:37Uh, don't they, do they not remember what they were saying earlier about Trump?
15:45No, they do not.
15:46And also, the whole concept of either A, oh, everyone does it,
15:51or B, this is nothing, is so patently false.
15:54I just looked at a snapshot of one year.
15:56There were over 57,000 pending cases that had been referred to the U.S.
16:01Sentencing Commission for mortgage fraud alone.
16:04And the FBI was investigating almost 4,000, with ranges well over, like, small increments
16:10and also over a million, because a lot of them will tell you, but this is nothing.
16:14The whole point is it's not nothing.
16:16That's why we all are afraid of the IRS.
16:18That's why you're supposed to audit everything down to the penny.
16:21But what I love about this is that, remember, back in 2018, as she was campaigning on putting
16:25this bad man behind bars, she called President Trump a con man, a carnival barker.
16:30And she said, we're going to shine light into every single one of his real estate holdings,
16:34into the dark corners, so that we can seize the assets.
16:38Well, I guess, if you live in glass houses, don't throw stones.
16:41Ooh, I've never heard that before.
16:45Where does she come up with these sayings, Dr. Drew?
16:48It'll stick.
16:49My goodness.
16:50But remember, I think when they were doing Trump, the phrase was, no one is above the law.
16:55That is their refrain.
16:56They say it over and over and over again.
16:58And look, this notion that every American does this, it's the exact opposite of no one
17:03is above the law.
17:04Yeah.
17:05And how do they switch gears so fast?
17:07Yes.
17:07And they don't seem to be aware of it.
17:09That's incredible.
17:09Yeah.
17:10I don't know what it is.
17:11It's a medical issue, Pat.
17:12I wish somebody would look into it.
17:14Who cares if they call this revenge?
17:18I mean, I would care, but I don't think this is that.
17:22I'm astounded by the response of everybody does.
17:27Yeah.
17:28I don't do it.
17:29Yeah.
17:30Should I be doing more fraud?
17:32Yes.
17:34I think that's the answer.
17:36I haven't done fraud.
17:37No, you haven't.
17:38I haven't done any fraud.
17:40Yeah.
17:40But you make up for it in other areas.
17:42Would you?
17:43I don't think so.
17:44Would you have my back if I was doing fraud?
17:46No, I wouldn't.
17:46I would sell you out.
17:47I would sell you out.
17:50If I did a little mortgage fraud, you wouldn't be like, listen, she had a hard year.
17:56She deserves a little mortgage fraud after a hard year as a treat.
18:00Like, I don't.
18:01Yeah.
18:01It's just wild.
18:03Because you could have.
18:04Even if they wanted to say, oh, it's revenge, you could say, oh, it's revenge, but she still
18:08shouldn't have done it or something like that.
18:10Yeah.
18:10But like, you shouldn't be doing fraud.
18:12Yeah.
18:12Is that a controversial opinion?
18:14Or is everybody just doing fraud?
18:15Especially if you're an AG.
18:17Yes.
18:17Yes.
18:18You know what I love, Adam, is this kind of like two wrongs don't make a right thing.
18:23It's like if somebody punched you in the face, it would be wrong for you to defend yourself
18:28or punch back.
18:29That's in.
18:29So the Democrats, they always punch first.
18:33Yes.
18:33And the moment you are about to deliver a punch, they're going, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:37Yes.
18:37What happened to the Bible?
18:39Yeah.
18:39Well, I just found out she falsified some of the loan documents on her glass house.
18:45I don't know if you can do that.
18:46She just bought a terrarium to live in.
18:53All right.
18:54So a couple of things.
18:55They do this all the time.
18:56It's like, remember the Capitol Police and remember, oh, they were all were suffering mentally
19:03because they did battle with.
19:04But they have no compassion for ICE who are being spit on and called Nazis going on month
19:10number seven.
19:11Yeah.
19:12No thoughts about where they're at.
19:14I mean, as far as the tit for tat thing, and I really just use that phrase because I
19:18like saying tit.
19:19Yes.
19:21That'd be a great tattoo parlor.
19:24Show your tit and they give you a tattoo.
19:26Or we only do one body part.
19:31Yes.
19:32We call that tats for tits.
19:34Tats for tits.
19:35That sounds like a charity.
19:37Tats for tits.
19:38Yeah.
19:39So, wait a minute.
19:40Okay.
19:41So, it is a tit for tat kind of thing, but here's the deal.
19:46Take the tuck rule in football.
19:50So, if you are an Oakland Raiders fan, you got screwed by the tuck rule.
19:54Exactly.
19:55I don't know, but they have it.
19:57You got screwed by the tuck rule and the Patriots won the game, right?
20:02So, then if it goes the other direction, your team should also benefit from when the other
20:09team does the tuck rule as well.
20:11That's all I'm saying.
20:12It's a rule.
20:13They used it.
20:14They used it against your team.
20:16Now, we'll use it against your team.
20:17Yeah.
20:18That's just how it goes.
20:19You know who's tit for boob?
20:21Yes.
20:22You know who really abused the tuck rule?
20:24Tom Brady.
20:25Dylan Mulvaney.
20:26Yes.
20:27He was the original.
20:29You guys already forgot Dylan Mulvaney.
20:32Come on.
20:34Wow.
20:34How soon they forget our favorite trance.
20:37You know, this is all based on one thing.
20:39They just did not.
20:40They assumed Trump would not be in power.
20:43Right.
20:43That this would not come back to haunt them.
20:45It was like, what's that old line?
20:46If you go for the king, you better make sure you finish him off metaphorically.
20:52Or in their case, literally.
20:54But they're also self-self-righteous.
20:56They assume they are right.
20:58Yeah.
20:58And so much of what they accuse others of is just projection.
21:02And it's shocking how often that's happening.
21:04It is true.
21:05They're basically like a bird flying in a mirror trying to attack it constantly.
21:10You ever see birds see themselves?
21:12I go, you again.
21:13I hate you.
21:15Yes.
21:15This is why I have just walls of mirrors in my backyard.
21:19Yes.
21:19Who needs a TV?
21:21Up next, Trump celebrates Columbus Day.
21:28Donald Trump.
21:30We don't deserve him.
21:36Tonight on We Don't Deserve Him, Trump signs a proclamation honoring Christopher Columbus.
21:42Today we have your Columbus Day proclamation for Monday, which we're signing a bit early.
21:48This is a particularly important holiday for Italian-Americans who celebrate the legacy
21:53of Christopher Columbus and the innovation and explorer zeal that he represented.
21:58In other words, we're calling it Columbus Day.
22:02Yes.
22:02That was the press that broke out in applause.
22:14That was, can you believe that?
22:16I've never seen that happen.
22:18The press actually broke out in applause.
22:21Good.
22:22Columbus Day.
22:23We're back.
22:23Columbus Day, we're back, Italians.
22:26We led the Italians.
22:28Dr. True, isn't he now just piling on?
22:33Oh, yeah.
22:33He's just saying he's picking all the issues that he's 80-20 on.
22:38He's just going, you know what, we're bringing back Columbus Day.
22:40And he doesn't like that history gets rewritten.
22:43And I kind of like that.
22:45And I was thinking to myself, you know, Columbus was a s***head.
22:47Yeah.
22:48But if you got rid of every s***head in history, there would be no history.
22:50That is true.
22:51It just wouldn't exist.
22:53And we need to look carefully and celebrate the excesses and just go, okay, let's look at
22:57them in an unvarnished way.
22:58They had good.
22:59They had bad.
23:00That was the past.
23:01Yeah.
23:01I'm not going to do that again.
23:02Yeah.
23:02You know, history wasn't, they all weren't, you know, shiny Pete Hegseth.
23:07You know, they were some grimy people cat.
23:10You know who's not upset by this?
23:12I haven't heard from a Native American getting all pissed off.
23:15It's usually the same activist crowd.
23:18It gives me a little hope.
23:19Yeah.
23:20Because Columbus got a lot.
23:22I've said this.
23:22If he gets a lot of awards for, he got lost.
23:25Yes.
23:25Yeah, he got lost.
23:28That is a shorter version of the story, but as someone who gets lost a lot, I feel like
23:33there's hope for me.
23:34Have you ever discovered anything when you were lost?
23:38Never on purpose.
23:39Yes.
23:40I've discovered a lot of things by mistake.
23:43And also there's now two Italians that live in my house, because I'm not Italian, but I
23:47did make one.
23:47Oh, good for you.
23:49Yeah.
23:49Good for you.
23:50It's weird that, you know, I've noticed that the white has got being called European now
23:54as though European is one thing.
23:56Yeah.
23:57I mean, it's bizarre that we lumped that all together.
24:00Oh, I didn't notice that, Dr. Drew.
24:02But that's why you're a doctor.
24:03Yes.
24:03I seem to have a little European on your skin.
24:07Might have to take that off.
24:09Hey, so Adam, doesn't it feel like the Trump presidency is now more than just a course correction?
24:15It's kind of like a reversal.
24:17Like there's like it's like we we got really close to the edge of like no going back in
24:23so many ways.
24:24And it was like just in the nick of time he shows up and goes, hold on.
24:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:28Yeah.
24:29He grabbed our leash right as we're going off a cliff.
24:32Yes.
24:33All this back to terra firma.
24:35Well, first off, I like that he's trolling now.
24:39Yes.
24:40And he's and he has.
24:41And it started during COVID when the reporter said, why do you keep calling it the China
24:47virus?
24:48Because because it comes from China.
24:53It's like, yes, that's why he calls it that.
24:57I would.
25:00I'd like to take a moment to make a plea personally to Mr. Trump, if we could.
25:05I'm from Los Angeles.
25:06We don't have a little Italy.
25:08Perhaps, you know, the name Corolla is not the name of a Japanese subcompact.
25:14It's actually a Paisan over here.
25:16And we have a little Ethiopia, but we don't have a little Italy.
25:21So if you could just remove little Ethiopia and replace it with a couple of gondoliers
25:27and I could get some decent lasagna, that would be awesome.
25:31And it would piss off a lot of people.
25:34It would.
25:34It would.
25:34So you'd be two for two.
25:36It is.
25:37But you made me think it's OK to call something Chinatown.
25:40Right.
25:41Chinatown.
25:42Let's go to Chinatown.
25:48It's so funny.
25:49Emily, you are Italian, aren't you?
25:51Yes.
25:51I can tell by your hand gestures.
25:53That's right.
25:54Sicilian.
25:55So we, I mean, ask a Sicilian if they're Italian.
25:57They'll say no.
25:58But I will say this.
25:59As the former Grand Marshal of the New York City Columbus Day Parade for the NYPD Columbia
26:06Association, I say, Mr. President, mili grazie and bravo.
26:13When were you that?
26:15When were you the?
26:16A couple of years ago.
26:17Wow.
26:17In 2022?
26:18By the way, I speak Spanish.
26:20She called his mother a whore.
26:28Why is it?
26:29It's true that everything, everything, when they do that, it does sound like that.
26:33It does sound like a good day.
26:35It sounds like shoving up your ass.
26:37I said, thank you very much.
26:39Good job.
26:40For the record.
26:42Sure.
26:43Yeah.
26:44We'll get the subtitles in.
26:45All right.
26:46Coming up.
26:46Good news for Marines.
26:50Marines smash goals in weeks.
26:59At the War Department, our job is to make sure if and when there's question about American
27:04commitment, the whole world knows we've got the biggest, strongest, most lethal and most
27:08ready War Department in the world, which is true, which is why you've seen.
27:13We saw record recruitment in 2025 as president.
27:16The first two weeks of 2026 already blows that out.
27:19FY 2026 already blows it out of the water.
27:22In fact, re-enlistment has already made its year-long goal in the Marine Corps in 2026.
27:27There's no other way to create that kind of love and enthusiasm than with your leadership,
27:32sir.
27:32Wow.
27:33Already meet their goals in two weeks.
27:37Kat, that was the dreamboat of death, Dr. Hegseth, as he's known at the club.
27:43What do you attribute this to?
27:48God, it is still weird seeing Pete up there, isn't it?
27:50Yeah.
27:51Yeah.
27:52Yeah, but it's a good thing.
27:53I think that maybe more of the attitude towards recruitment of like, this is a good thing,
27:59this is a noble thing and all that.
28:01It's very important to have a strong military and a tough military.
28:04And it's not like, it's hard.
28:07It's a hard, I don't know how anybody does it.
28:09I really don't.
28:10Yeah.
28:10Rather than like saying it's, I think that they were, the recruitment in the past was
28:14making it like, look like something it's really not.
28:16No, that's exactly the point.
28:18Like, come to our little fun party where everyone gets along.
28:21Yeah.
28:21And it's like, that's not what a war is.
28:24No, Adam, that, it was like, the way it was done under Biden was like, it was like a
28:30college brochure.
28:33Like, you'd know, like you'd be painting each other's toenails.
28:35Yes.
28:36It was a lot of DEI and trans awareness and stuff like that.
28:43And I was just thinking, you're trying to attract blood hungry 18 year olds.
28:49Yeah.
28:49And it was like, let's just say I go, look, I'm doing a tailgate for the game this Saturday.
28:54We're doing it in Nebraska.
28:55I'm doing a tailgate.
28:56I'm going to get a bunch of people to come by.
28:58What are you going to have?
28:59You're going to have brats?
29:00You're going to have brisket?
29:01I'm thinking soup.
29:02You're going to have brisket.
29:07We want to hear, we want to smell the flesh.
29:09The burning flesh wafting over and the beer on tap, not gazpacho.
29:15It's not attracting those people.
29:20Gazpacho's not soup.
29:22This is the idea of a cat-filled military.
29:24Right.
29:25And I'm not the right person for a war.
29:28No, you aren't.
29:29You aren't.
29:29Could there be a more serious endeavor than a war?
29:31Well, hold on.
29:31You make a good comfort woman, I guess.
29:34You need, all wars need comfort, girls.
29:41I'm also not sure that's true.
29:44I'd probably come and bring additional problems to the barracks.
29:49Everyone's got Rano.
29:50No one can fight.
29:52I'd be like, guys, I know that you guys have a war, but, like, there's some stuff that's
29:56been stressing me out.
30:00And I just kind of need you guys to, like, talk through it with me.
30:04And then everybody would get shot.
30:06Yes.
30:07There is some, Drew, there's some psychology here where, like, everybody wants to be on
30:13a winning team.
30:14Yes.
30:15And I think that, like, the previous administrations were like, we aren't really a winning team
30:20anymore.
30:21And Trump says, no, we're a winning team.
30:22And then you get Hegseth, who's like the, he's the, like the, what do you call it, the
30:25hood ornament for the military.
30:27No, that's exactly right.
30:28I mean, it is an endeavor of attraction.
30:30You want to be, like Adam is saying, you got to hear them smell the meat.
30:33But the fact is, if you don't want to be like that guy or be inspired by that guy, you're
30:39not going to follow that guy.
30:40Yeah.
30:41Yeah.
30:42Emily, it's like, I don't think there's anyone more suited to representing the armed forces
30:46than Pete Hegseth.
30:47He's like a human GI Joe.
30:50You know, it's like, what one of the, I think that's why so many, when he, when he got into
30:56the job, so many people hated him because it was like, he can't be real.
30:59No, he is a perfect secretary of now war.
31:02He's incredible.
31:03Everyone's right.
31:04Look, energy attracts like energy, right?
31:06That's why miserable people end up together and the insecure ones always end up, all the
31:11things.
31:11So under the prior administration, right, we knew recruitment was down 25, 27% at times.
31:17And they were telling the fat people, go ahead and join.
31:21And the video gamers, you can wear your dresses.
31:23Everything's cool.
31:25And they were telling you that you would be serving a commander in chief that had no respect
31:30for life, that had no respect for diplomacy, that had no respect for you or the America
31:34that you were supposed to serve.
31:35So then cut to our new secretary of war that says, I'm not lowering the standards.
31:40We're going to put the standards back to how they were.
31:42You do have to be physically fit and morally sound and all of the things.
31:46And now recruitment has skyrocketed.
31:48At the end of the day, to your point, people want to serve a leader and they want to protect
31:53this country.
31:53And finally, we have a leader again worth serving under.
31:57You know, Emily, you mentioned morality, though.
32:05A lot of young men are telling me they're looking for moral direction, which is a new thing.
32:10And this sort of provides that.
32:12Oh, I would also just like to add that I have not had mono for 20 years.
32:19Yes.
32:19Up next, viewer mail.
32:24First question from Kuzmertz.
32:27In a crisis, are you the go-to person or do you fall apart?
32:33Adam?
32:35I think go-to.
32:37Drew's been around me enough.
32:39I'm very low-key.
32:41Meaning he doesn't have a pulse.
32:43I don't have a pulse, so I would try to deny the crisis for a while and talk you out of
32:49the crisis.
32:50Yeah.
32:51And tell you to stop whining about the crisis.
32:53Stop, rub some dirt on the crisis and get back out there.
32:57You know what I am?
32:58I'm the guy in the movie that gets slapped by the other guy.
33:01Yeah.
33:02Get a hold of yourself.
33:03I'm not proud of it, but that's me.
33:06It's funny.
33:07In movies, when you panic, you either get a shot of whiskey or you get slapped.
33:14Yeah.
33:14Totally.
33:15It's a real roll of the dice.
33:16I do it just so I can get slapped.
33:19Kat, I think you are...
33:21It would be easy to say you're the one who falls apart, but you're also great in a crisis.
33:26She sure calls me a lot.
33:27Well, yeah, but here's the thing.
33:29I call you over small things.
33:31Okay.
33:31If I ever have a big, serious problem, I'm actually almost more calm and relaxed in a
33:36crisis.
33:36You call that denial.
33:37Because...
33:37No.
33:38What I think it is, I think it's that my baseline is that I'm always in a crisis.
33:43So when there's an actual crisis, it's like I'm actually chill for that environment.
33:47Yeah, because you're already at a seven and now you just got to get to a nine.
33:52So no one can tell the difference anyway when you're freaking out.
33:55Emily, if I were in a crisis, should I call you or not?
34:00Yes.
34:01Really?
34:01So I'm totally the go-to person.
34:04First of all, being an attorney, everyone calls you because I feel like my strength is
34:09the strategic networking.
34:10I'm like, this is the person that you need to call right now.
34:12Remember that time I called you about that body?
34:15Don't tell anyone.
34:16It's vague.
34:17And then I used to be an EMT.
34:20I was part of the ambulance corps.
34:21But I am confessing this now on live television that...
34:25You let people die?
34:25No.
34:26That my tolerance for blood and stuff plummeted.
34:29So in the beginning, I was like, great, under all this pressure and everything could be falling
34:33apart physically.
34:33And I'm like, no problem at all.
34:35And then now, like if you were to get a nosebleed, I would like crumple all that.
34:39So I feel like if the situation, the emergency situation involved a lot of blood, I'm probably
34:46no longer your go-to person.
34:47I wouldn't get a nosebleed.
34:49I smoke the cocaine.
34:50I stopped doing the booger sugar in the 90s and started...
34:58It's so embarrassing.
34:59You'll be at Thanksgiving dinner and then...
35:01Yeah.
35:02That's what...
35:03It's like you were there.
35:04Yeah.
35:04Yes.
35:04I think I was.
35:06Dr. Drew, I ask you this a lot.
35:08Yeah.
35:08Because you're a physician, people like me, Kat, would just come up to you.
35:13And it's like...
35:14It's like, thankfully, I have no helper skills that people can come to me and ask for stuff.
35:20But as a doctor, you get this all the time.
35:22No, I'm actually grateful that I have something to offer people.
35:24My problem is I can't say no.
35:26Yeah.
35:26And so I get myself involved in stuff that it's like, okay, wait, wait, wait.
35:30Too far.
35:31Yeah.
35:32The worst thing you ever did was give me your phone number.
35:35It's been an issue.
35:36I think you could say that to a lot of people.
35:42Here's another question.
35:43What physical activity or situation makes you the most competitive?
35:48Dr. Drew.
35:50You know, that's so funny.
35:51That's what occurred to me was that show.
35:53And then there was another letter I don't think we're going to get to about aging.
35:57And those two things go together for me.
35:58This fantasy, I'm going to go back to the Special Forrester show.
36:01And I'm going to make it this time because I was kicked out because I had a heat stroke.
36:05And that was...
36:07I did.
36:07And that was three years ago.
36:09And I'd be out in five minutes now.
36:11It's ridiculous.
36:12Jesse Smollett was on the show.
36:14He's on this one currently.
36:15Yeah, I think he's already out.
36:17Or at least he says he's out.
36:21I got knocked out.
36:23It was MAGA country.
36:24Really something I really want to try to go back to, but it's impossible.
36:28What about you, Kat?
36:30Physical activity that makes you the most competitive?
36:32Crying?
36:33Yeah, I was going to say a text message battle.
36:37Yes.
36:38I will text you into the ground.
36:40She will.
36:43Yes, she will.
36:45I'm here to attack.
36:46Yeah, and it's so unfair because you assume...
36:48My fingers are fast.
36:49Yeah, your fingers...
36:50And you also assume the worst of every text that comes at you.
36:54Because it is.
36:56It is.
36:56And hence the battle.
36:58Do you know what I'm saying?
36:59But you tested three-word increments.
37:00Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
37:01It's a machine gun.
37:02I'll be like, okay, text.
37:04So, yeah.
37:05It's like four words each.
37:06And it was like 17 messages from Kat.
37:09But it's actually only like 12 words.
37:10Yes.
37:12But no, it's like you can't assume the best of intentions if you're trying to win the battle.
37:16No, that is so true.
37:17That is so true.
37:18Emily, what about you?
37:19You're very competitive.
37:20And you do so many different things.
37:22You rock climb.
37:23Don't you rock climb?
37:24Oh, no.
37:25I was thinking...
37:26That was that other Emily.
37:27Okay.
37:29I'm like massively competitive with myself.
37:32But I'm pretty chill with other people.
37:33Like if we're playing a game right now or trivia or something, like I'm not like...
37:36Like I'm like, yay!
37:37Like I'm a good encourager or whatever.
37:39But then I was thinking where I turn into the animal Muppet is at carnival games.
37:42You know, things like axe throwing and knife throwing and like...
37:46Any type of...
37:47Wait, you can also do that at a carnival?
37:49Yes!
37:50The Renaissance Fair, it's my jam!
37:52So I feel like I like do it rapid fire until I get it.
37:54So maybe I get most competitive with things that I sort of suck at.
37:57Because I'm bad at throwing balls and stuff.
37:59What about you?
38:00I don't know.
38:01Connect Four.
38:06All things driving.
38:08All things driving.
38:09If I'm driving, I'm really competitive.
38:11But if I'm in the back of an Uber and the guy's driving slow, it's driving me nuts.
38:17Drew and I, we've been in a car with your wife, right?
38:20Yeah.
38:20And I yelled at the guy to speed up.
38:22And then your...
38:23No, your wife yelled, slow down.
38:24And I yelled, don't listen to her.
38:26Speed up.
38:28I ruin everyone's Uber rating because they get the Uber.
38:31And then I sit in the car and yell at the guy to go faster.
38:34And then they yell at me, you're ruining my rating.
38:36This is...
38:36See, I couldn't think of anything because I'm not very competitive, actually.
38:40Because I don't...
38:40I didn't...
38:41I wasn't in a sports...
38:42But when I'm in a line, I'm always, like, looking at the other lines.
38:47Yes.
38:47Yes.
38:48And it's, like, it's a personal thing for me.
38:50Yes.
38:50If my line...
38:51Like, I'm in a...
38:52At the airport...
38:53Yes.
38:53At security, you're like, okay, three Asian people.
38:57They move fast.
38:58Yes.
38:58One fat white guy.
39:00He's got two fanny packs.
39:03Where do I go here?
39:04Yeah.
39:04Yeah, you don't want to get...
39:07You don't want to get behind it, like, some foreign-looking lady whose stuff is shrink-wrapped.
39:12Right.
39:12Have you ever been...
39:12That happened to you?
39:13It's like, that actually happened to me.
39:15Wow, that went nowhere.
39:16She's traveling with a gourd.
39:17Yes.
39:18She doesn't know if she can carry it on.
39:20Yes.
39:21Yes.
39:21And there's meat in it, you know.
39:23It's just, like...
39:24It's a dish from my country.
39:26Yes.
39:26The radiation will kill the meat.
39:29Come on.
39:30Yes.
39:30All right.
39:31We must move on.
39:32Don't go away.
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