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00:00I'M GOOD TO HAVE YOU TO
00:05ME.
00:07THANK YOU.
00:17THANK YOU.
00:18THANK YOU.
00:20OKAY.
00:21OKAY.
00:22OKAY.
00:23OKAY.
00:24OKAY.
00:25FINE.
00:26GET IT OUT.
00:27FOR THE 83rd ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBES WERE ANNOUNCED, AND THERE'S ALREADY TWO CLEAR FRONT RUNNERS.
00:37I SHOULD CHECK THESE.
00:39FRANKENSTEIN RECEIVED FIVE NOMINATIONS.
00:42IT'S A STORY OF A CREATURE CREATED USING THE BODY PARTS OF DEAD PEOPLE.
00:45EVIDENTLY, IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
00:50NEW YORK CITY HAS GONE 12 DAYS WITHOUT A SINGLE HOMICIDE.
00:54YEAH, COINCIDENTALLY, GUESS WHO'S BEEN OUT OF TOWN FOR 12 DAYS?
01:03WE'RE NOT CONNECTING ANYTHING HERE.
01:06SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND THE BONES OF A CAR-SIZED CROCODILE THAT LIVED 70 MILLION YEARS AGO AND
01:12EAT DINOSAURS.
01:15MEANWHILE, OTHER SCIENTISTS FOUND A CROCODILE-SIZED DINOSAUR THAT EATS CARS.
01:20THAT WAS A LONG WAY FOR A CHEAP INSULT.
01:27JAKE TAPPER CORRECTED A MISTAKE HE MADE DESCRIBING THE JAN-6 PIPE BOMBER AS WHITE WHEN HE WAS CLEARLY BLACK.
01:34INSIDERS SAY TAPPER NOW MUST RETURN ALL THOSE KWANZA GIFTS HE GOT FOR WOLF BLITZER.
01:40YESTERDAY WAS THE 84TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE ATTACK ON PEARL HARBOR.
01:48TO COMMEMORATE THE EVENT, OUR NATION'S HIGH SCHOOLS WILL TEACH STUDENTS TO COUNT TO 84.
01:54AW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M WITH YOU.
01:58ROSIE O'DONNEL PROMISED HER THERAPIST THAT SHE WOULDN'T TRASH TRUMP FOR TWO DAYS, BUT ONLY LASTED A FEW HOURS.
02:05BUT THANKFULLY, IT STILL GAVE THE THERAPIST ENOUGH TIME TO FAKE HIS OWN DEATH.
02:13AT SUNDAY'S CHIEF'S GAME, TAYLOR SWIFT WAS JOINED BRIEFLY IN HER V.I.P. SUITE BY ACTRESS LENA DUNHAM,
02:21WHO LATER RETURNED TO THE FIELD TO PLAY RIGHT TACKLE.
02:27YEAH.
02:29UNNECESSARY.
02:30I AGREE.
02:30I AGREE COMPLETELY WITH YOU.
02:31AND FINALLY, ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, A STRAP-ON VIBRATING DEVICE COULD BE THE KEY TO MAKING EXERCISE EASIER.
02:41THIS FROM THE SPORTS INSTITUTE OF DON LEMON.
02:45ALL RIGHT.
02:47I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EITHER.
02:48YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.
02:50SO THIS WEEK, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OPENED THEIR SHOW WITH THE BEST ENDORSEMENT FOR A SECRETARY OF WAR I'VE EVER SEEN.
02:58WE'RE NOW AT WAR WITH VENEZUELA.
03:00ALL YOU NERDS ARE LIKE, LATE, BUT WAS THERE AN OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF WAR?
03:04YEAH, IT'S RIGHT HERE.
03:05HAVE YOU GOT QUESTIONS FOR ME?
03:07FINE.
03:07PRETEND I'M A RANDOM FISHING BOAT AND FIRE AWAY.
03:10IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO THE ALLEGATIONS THAT AFTER AN INITIAL STRIKE ON A DRUG SMUGGLING BOAT,
03:16YOU ORDERED A SECOND STRIKE TO KILL THE SURVIVORS?
03:20UH, FIRST OF ALL, THAT KIND OF CRUEL, HEARTLESS ACT HAS NO PLACE IN OPERATION KILL EVERYBODY.
03:26THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
03:30YOU GOT TO GIVE THEM CREDIT.
03:32THERE YOU HAVE IT.
03:33THEY MOCKED THE SECRETARY OF WAR FOR BEING TOO WAR-LIKE.
03:37WHAT'S NEXT?
03:38COMPLAINING THAT THE SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES HAS GREAT ABS?
03:42AND SEVERAL H이ERONS ARE REPL comply?
03:53SNL'S TAKE ON PETE ISN'T AN INSULT.
03:56ESPECIALLY IF YOU would've imagine PETE HIMSELF IS WATCHING IT.
04:00HE WOULD WISH AND SAY, THAT'S ME, SO WHAT?
04:02so what? How are you going to make fun of me next by saying my perfect hair makes orphans cry?
04:08That's the thing about being an actual badass. Your critics end up becoming your hype team.
04:13They're just confirming the brand. It's like when they call Dick Butkus the dirtiest player in the
04:18NFL. There he is. He's like, oh, no wonder no one sent me a birthday card as he punts a quarterback's
04:24severed head into the stands. Look, if the worst thing you can say about a secretary of war is
04:31that you're a scary dude, fine. I mean, it's the same thing we said about this guy.
04:39And considering the previous administration's foreign policy clown car, which had all the
04:43potency of a Roomba with a dead battery and the jokesters gave them a pass as well as their
04:49infalid boss. Speaking of what is Joe doing in his free time? The usual. Someone hope we get back up
04:56and remember who in the hell we are. We're the United States of America.
05:04What? What the what the did he just say?
05:10I mean, it's not he can't even say the name of the country he led. I need to see this again.
05:15Someone hope we get back up and remember who in the hell we are. We're the United States of America.
05:24All right. America got it.
05:29Could be the teleprompter's fault. There was no space between America and got it.
05:34So he just read it like this amazing, unbelievable new word.
05:39It's kind of funny, but it's also really scary.
05:42And it raises a question. Where was the bold, edgy comedy when Biden's brain
05:46had him wandering around like a lost grandpa on the Amazon?
05:50I mean, Biden was a gift to SNL like a Lamborghini.
05:54And they treated that gift like he was a pair of socks.
05:57So are you telling me with all those writers, they couldn't write a sketch about a senile president
06:02that wanders off into the rainforest and mistakes a howler monkey for Janet Yellen?
06:09It practically writes itself like Joe's signature.
06:13But now they got a war secretary whose biggest flaw is too much bad assery.
06:19The man's job title literally has the word war in it.
06:23He's not the secretary of stern letters.
06:26But they wanted Stuart Smalley and Trump gave them Hans and Franz instead.
06:31But this sketch reveals the pendulum swing of today's politics, that after Dems spent years
06:37decriminalizing everything short of cannibalism, handing out sanctuary to criminals like they
06:42were running an Airbnb, eventually you get a secretary of war whose strongly worded letter
06:48comes in the shape of a guided missile.
06:51Look, deterrence isn't complicated.
06:53Public punishments and public permissiveness are the same concept, just opposite forces.
06:58One says, don't even think about it, and the other says, just do it.
07:02Sinking fentanyl boats is a message, but so is giving criminal aliens 20 chances to reoffend.
07:08And you can almost sympathize with the criminals.
07:11They used to think America was fine with drug running, but now you're blowing us up.
07:15That's not fair.
07:16For years, the Dems treated criminality like it was another lifestyle choice.
07:20And now we got a guy who wakes up in the morning thinking, how many narco boats can I vaporize
07:25before lunch?
07:27And really, there is no harm in bragging about it.
07:29In fact, bragging gets the message out.
07:31And that message is, no mas, amigos, which is Spanish for, your boat is on fire.
07:42And another thing, live from New York, it's Gutfeld.
07:46Here we are.
07:48Let's welcome tonight's guest.
07:52She just interviewed, she's got the claw marks, the proven actress, an author of the new book,
07:57Unscripted, Cheryl Hines.
08:01To avoid holiday crowds, check out one of his shows.
08:09SHE'S ON THE NAUGHTY LIST AND THE NO-FLY LIST, NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING AUTHOR AND FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR, CAT TIM.
08:17AND THIS TIME OF YEAR, HIS FANS CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO SLIDE DOWN THEIR CHIMNEYS.
08:22FORMER NWA WORLD CHAMPION, HOST OF PLANETIRES PODCAST, HARRIS.
08:31SHERYL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW BOOK.
08:33THANK YOU.
08:34BEAUTIFUL COVER.
08:35AND I LIKE THE BACK AS WELL.
08:36I GET TWO PICTURES OF YOU INSTEAD OF ONE.
08:39SO I CAN JUST KEEP FLIPPING IT BACK AND FORTH WHEN I'M ALONE.
08:45WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
08:48I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, I'LL GET TO THE TOPIC, BUT I LOVE THE PICTURES IN THE BOOK BECAUSE
08:55WE GREW UP BASICALLY AT THE SAME TIME, SO YOUR FAMILY LOOKS JUST LIKE MY FAMILY, EXCEPT
09:00BETTER LOOKING.
09:02YOU HAVE BETTER HAIR.
09:04SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
09:05YEAH, HER FAMILY IS WAY BETTER LOOKING.
09:06YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST GET TO THE TOPIC.
09:09HAVE YOU HUNG OUT WITH PETE HEGSETH?
09:11WHAT'S HE LIKE?
09:12DREAMY.
09:13YEAH.
09:14HE'S GREAT.
09:15YOU KNOW, HE'S, I MEAN, I WAS GOING TO SAY HE'S A LOT OF FUN, BUT I'M NOT LIKE, YOU KNOW,
09:22WE'RE NOT TELLING JOKE AFTER JOKE, JUST HAVING DINNER AND STUFF.
09:26HE'S KIND OF INTENSE.
09:27HE'S FUNNY, AND THEN HE GETS INTENSE, AND THEN HE'S FUNNY, THEN HE GETS INTENSE, AND THEN
09:31YOU GET SCARED AS THE NIGHT WEARS ON.
09:34YES, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
09:36BUT YOU FEEL SAFE NEXT TO HIM.
09:38OH, DEFINITELY.
09:39ACTUALLY, THE WHOLE, I GUESS, THIS PIRATE SHIP THAT IS THE WHITE HOUSE, YOU FEEL KIND OF SAFE
09:45AROUND.
09:46THEY'RE ALL KIND OF DUDES.
09:47YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF BRO ENERGY.
09:50RFK.
09:51YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF HIM.
09:54SEAN DUFFY.
09:55HE'S NOT BAD.
09:56I KNOW.
09:57HE'S AMAZING.
09:58I MEAN, IN ANY WORLD, HE'D BE AN 8, BUT IN THIS WHITE HOUSE, HE'S A 5.
10:02NO.
10:03THAT'S NOT TRUE.
10:04THAT'S NOT TRUE.
10:07IT'S TRUE.
10:08BE HONEST.
10:09NO, BUT IT IS INTERESTING.
10:10IT IS, I GUESS MY POINT IS, WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
10:14HEGSETH?
10:15YES.
10:16YEAH.
10:17YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING.
10:18YEAH.
10:19SO, HE IS THE SECRETARY OF WAR THE MOMENT HE WAS BORN.
10:23YEAH.
10:24YEAH.
10:25I BELIEVE THAT.
10:26YOU FEEL IT.
10:27YEAH, YOU DO.
10:28ALL OF THEM, ACTUALLY, THE CABINET, THEY WALK IN AND IT'S JUST LIKE WHOOSH.
10:30YES.
10:31YOU KNOW?
10:32OR THE DIRTY DOZEN.
10:35OR JUST SAVE ME, JOE.
10:36I'M RUNNING OUT OF ANALOGIES.
10:37YES.
10:38IT'S SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS.
10:42WHAT DID YOU MAKE OF THE SNL TAKE ON HEGSETH?
10:49I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD.
10:50I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HEGSETH IMPERSONATION AT FIRST BECAUSE HE HAD HIS SHIRT ON.
10:54YEAH.
10:55YEAH.
10:56I THOUGHT IT WAS, I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, BUT IT'S, IT'S JUST SO SILLY THAT ALL THESE
11:01YEARS WENT BY AND THEY ACTED LIKE THEY COULDN'T DO A GOOD IMPERSONATION OF JOE BIDEN,
11:06THAT HE WASN'T GIVING THEM SOMETHING TO BE FUNNY ABOUT.
11:08AND THEN WE SEE HIM COME OUT WITH, I MEAN, HE'S THE ONLY PERSON WHERE HIM HAVING A STROKE
11:13MID-SENTENCE IS ALMOST GOOD NEWS.
11:14RIGHT.
11:15BECAUSE YOU SEE HIM SEIZE UP AND YOU THINK, WELL, AT LEAST SOME OF THE BLOOD IS GETTING TO
11:18THE BRAIN.
11:20WITH AMERA GOT IT, IT'S LIKE, WELL, YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T GOT IT?
11:23JOE BIDEN, JOE BIDEN DOESN'T GOT IT.
11:26IT IS A GREAT SHIRT, THOUGH.
11:29AMERICA GOT IT.
11:30AMERICA GOT IT.
11:31YES.
11:32YEAH.
11:33SO, IT JUST SHOWS THAT YOU COMPARE, AND TO SAY THAT THEY'RE MANLY IN THE CABINET NOW,
11:36I MEAN, BETWEEN PETE AND SEAN DUFFY, JUST IN TERMS OF SHEER FERTILITY.
11:39YES.
11:40THERE'S LIKE HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM.
11:43YES.
11:44BUT COMPARING TO OUR PREVIOUS SECRETARY OF WAR, LLOYD AUSTIN ACTUALLY VANISHED FOR A WHILE,
11:49AND NOT ONLY DID JOE BIDEN NOT KNOW, NO ONE KNEW.
11:52HE WAS THAT IRRELEVANT THAT THEY FIGURED, WELL, HE'S OUT WANDERING AROUND.
11:56JOE'S OUT WANDERING AROUND.
11:57MAYBE THEY'LL BUMP INTO EACH OTHER AND HAVE A CONVERSATION.
12:00SO, I THINK PETE IS GREAT, AND I LIKE WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
12:04THE ENEMIES OF AMERICA, I WANT THEM AFRAID.
12:06I WANT THEM HAVING SLEEPLESS NIGHTS.
12:08AND IF THEY'RE IN A BOAT THAT'S BRINGING OVER FENTANYL TO AMERICA, I WANT THEM CRAPPING THEIR PANTS
12:12SO MUCH IT TURNS INTO THE CARNIVAL POOP CRUES.
12:14SO, I AM ON BOARD WITH IT.
12:17CAT.
12:18CAT, YOU ARE BASICALLY NON-INTERVENTIONIST.
12:23BUT COULD YOU LOOK AND SEE LIKE PERHAPS THESE ARE BASICALLY MESSAGES THAT YOU'RE SENDING LONG-TERM
12:30TO REDUCE THE FURTHER TRAFFICKING OF DRUGS.
12:34KNOCK OUT THREE BOATS NOW.
12:36YOU PRETTY MUCH KEEP FUTURE BOATS FROM COMING.
12:40LOOK.
12:41OR TALK ABOUT SNL.
12:43WHEN I WATCHED THE SNL SKETCH, I DID LAUGH.
12:46I LAUGHED AT IT A LOT.
12:48WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO WITH THE SKETCH IS A PARODY THAT'S AN EXAGGERATED VERSION OF WHO THE PERSON IS.
12:57THIS IS AN EXAGGERATED VERSION OF WHO PETE IS, ABSOLUTELY.
13:00BUT I ALSO THINK THAT IF PETE WERE TO ACTUALLY SAY A LOT OF THESE THINGS, A LOT OF THE MAGA BASE WOULD ACTUALLY BE LIKE, I LOVE THAT.
13:08WHEN HE CAME OUT, HE WAS LIKE, AS YOU MIGHT HAVE READ IN SOME GAY NEWSPAPER, WE'RE NOW AT WAR WITH VENEZUELA.
13:18IF HE ACTUALLY DID THAT, A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE, DAMN RIGHT.
13:20I THINK HE DID SAY THAT.
13:22THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
13:23IS THIS A DOCUMENTARY THAT I'M WATCHING?
13:25BUT IT ACTUALLY, IT WASN'T GOOD FUN, I THOUGHT.
13:28AND I CAN IMAGINE PETE WATCHING IT AND THINKING IT WAS FUNNY.
13:32YEAH.
13:33WHAT IS YOUR VERDICT?
13:35A PANDERING TOOL SUFFERS THROUGH SOMALI GRUEL.
13:37OUR VIDEO OF THE DAY COMES TO US FROM MINNEAPOLIS MAYOR JACOB FRY WHO STRUGGLED TO GET THROUGH A BOWL OF MUSH GIVEN TO HIM BY SOMALI CONSTITUENTS.
13:44ROLL IT, GLADIS.
13:45CAN I TRY IT?
13:46YES, TRY IT.
13:47MIX IT, MIX IT, MIX IT, MIX IT.
14:00IT'S DELICIOUS.
14:01WHAT IS THAT?
14:02THIS IS AMBULO.
14:03AMBULO.
14:04WHAT DO YOU SAY, AMBULO?
14:06YEAH.
14:07A FACE OF A MAN WHO
14:16IS GOING TO HAVE A RESPIEGEE CRISIS IN HIS PAINTS.
14:16YEAH.
14:17YEAH.
14:18HE'S GOING TO HAVE A RESPIEGEE CRISIS IN HIS PAINTS.
14:23have a refugee crisis in his pants. Look at that. I've been there, buddy. Minneapolis has 13 lakes
14:33and he's about to pollute all of them. But first rule of all ethnic food, if it looks like that
14:41going down, it's going to look worse coming out. This explains why neighboring Ethiopia said,
14:47hell, we'd rather starve than eat that. Kat, do you think it's possible that this wasn't
14:55charity fraud at all? They were just spending a billion on Imodium? Look, I don't understand
15:02why he feels like he wasn't allowed to not like it. You know, like, what? Like, okay, so my dad hates
15:09Polish food. He still loved my mom enough to have three children with her, you know, and like,
15:16that's, he doesn't, this guy doesn't have to like those Somalian guys that much.
15:20Yeah. But you could be like, eh, not my thing. That doesn't mean like I literally hate you.
15:25It just, it seems so strange. Yeah. Like, just, you don't have to, like, if you don't like the food,
15:30you can be like, I, I, this wasn't the best thing. I'm glad I tried it. How are you guys doing?
15:34Rather than like, oh, this is the best food I've ever eaten in my whole life. I'm never gonna eat any
15:39other food except this. Like, you don't have to do that. Yeah, but when you, this guy placates everybody
15:46all right, Cheryl, I have to, you probably are forced to eat all sorts of weird things
15:50because that's all RFK does is eat weird things. That's true. Yeah. I mean, he doesn't force me to
15:56eat them, but if there's a weird truck on the side of the road that's selling meat pies,
16:03handmade, they're rolling around and giving to you, he gets a hundred. But I think I became a
16:12vegetarian when I saw, you know, I grew up in Florida and my dad would eat pickled pig's feet.
16:17Oh. Yeah. It's bad. Yeah. So I steer clear of.
16:23Yeah, I'm having second thoughts about pork. What was that? Do we have a pig back there, Tyrus?
16:30Yes. Hannity always goes over, so I tied him up this week so we get our normal start time.
16:37I cannot watch those Instagram reels with piglets because now I can't eat-
16:42Because you love the pigs.
16:43I love-
16:44It's like the third day in a row I've heard you talk about this.
16:46Because I eat so much bacon and now I see these little piglets and I go, I can't eat them.
16:51Aw. Yep.
16:52I know!
16:54There is a heart in here.
16:55I love that you still do settle on eating them.
16:57Well, I do.
16:58It's already done.
16:59It's already done. I mean, it's not like I can put the bacon back into the pig.
17:04I mean, it's not like eggs where the chicken kind of goes all in. It's a pig. He went all out.
17:09He left everything he could on that plate.
17:12Yeah.
17:12You know, in life, Greg, you've got to ask yourself, are you the bacon or are you the eggs?
17:16Are you going to go halfway or are you going to go all out?
17:18Well, that's why you respect the baby pigs because their sacrifice has led to your success.
17:23Thank you so much.
17:28You could tell he didn't like it because he was playing with his food.
17:31No, you know what? This is what happened. I'm sorry, but this is bullying.
17:36Yeah.
17:36And I know this because I've done this.
17:38Also, you've seen when guys try too hard that you really like this girl and she's a horrible cook.
17:45And you come over to her house for dinner and her food is awful, but you're still hoping for, you know, the Olympics later on this evening.
17:53So you're going to eat that awful food.
17:56Wait, you're saying Jacob wanted to have sex with that man?
17:58No, I'm saying that that would be that would be if he did, I would respect him for eating that.
18:06Because I would only eat disgusting food.
18:13Like if my wife made something, some new thing and it was disgusting the whole time, be like, but I still get Olympics tonight, right?
18:20Yeah.
18:20Oh, yeah, it's delicious. No Olympics. This is awful. I won't eat it.
18:24He's either. But this is the problem we're seeing with a lot of these political officials over in Minnesota.
18:32They're all doing things that they don't need to do. And you have to ask yourself, why come for?
18:36Why are you sitting there with these two dudes making you eat cocoa grossies in a paper plate and both on both sides?
18:45Look, he likes it. Eat it. He likes it. That's intimidation.
18:48What are you in their pocket? Like, why do you need why do these people come out for these things that clearly this dude is not even if you loved it, hated it?
18:57That's that's a face of a dude who's scared and worried.
18:59Yeah, we he's scared and worried about the nearest port-a-potty.
19:04He's going to have to walk like Mitt Romney all the way there.
19:09Joe, Joe, have you ever eaten anything like Ambulo?
19:14Ambulo? Look at his face. He's going to need an Ambulance when he's done with that.
19:19You can tell. He knows. He's eating that. He knows.
19:23He's about to go from mayor of Minneapolis to the Duke of Diarrhea-ville because you can see it.
19:27Because look, look, he's not. He's shoveling it in, but he's not swallowing.
19:34He's like a squirrel or a chipmunk just storing.
19:37Yes, you can't. Sooner or later, that strategy fails.
19:42Because he knows as soon as he swallows, he's going to have a Somali parasite saying,
19:46I'm the captain now, so he's in trouble.
19:52But I've had this experience because we've looked at his face,
19:56but there's a face we need to see if we can call up of the guy sitting next to him.
20:00Look at the smile on his face because he knows.
20:04And I've seen that smile because I went for Indian food once and they asked how spicy I wanted it.
20:09And I said, what are the options? And he said, spicy or very spicy?
20:12And I said, what's the difference? He said, well, spicy is very spicy.
20:16And I said, well, what's the very spicy? And he goes, it is very...
20:19And I was like, just give me this...
20:21He gave me the spiciest and the staff of the restaurant came out to watch me eat it.
20:26Because they knew they were getting their revenge on the white man.
20:29And they were right.
20:31Because that night I put the colon in colonialism when I was doubled over.
20:36All right.
20:38That actually might be a poop joke record.
20:41I think there was more poop jokes per second than anywhere ever.
20:46Poop detective internationally.
20:48Yes.
20:49This might be the episode that gets you in the Hall of Fame, Greg.
20:51Yes.
20:52I got the jacket for it.
20:55All right.
20:56Up next, the media strikes again.
21:00In five words.
21:05Part spree on Trump's birthday tires.
21:07This is hilarious.
21:08So, I actually did a search of this story.
21:12And every story said that Trump was adding his birthday as a free holiday at the National Park Service.
21:20And that was up there on every single headline.
21:23There was like The Hill, NBC, CBS.
21:25And then I opened them up and it turns out that Trump's birthday is Flag Day.
21:29Yeah.
21:29I almost admire them for what they did.
21:35Yeah.
21:35They tricked me into reading it going like, of course he didn't do this.
21:39It's Flag Day.
21:40But they got me to Click.
21:42That's their whole thing.
21:45It's half-assery is what it is.
21:48All the effort goes into the Click title.
21:52Yes.
21:52After that, f*** it.
21:53As long as you click, that's where you get the points.
21:57Anything.
21:59His birthday is on Flag Day and he's a two-time president.
22:03I think you could give him recognition on that day.
22:06It's Flag Day.
22:07It's a president.
22:08They count him around a lot of flags.
22:10They run the biggest flag in the world.
22:12So, again, it doesn't matter.
22:14Orange Dragon, everything he does is wrong.
22:16Everything is evil.
22:17He moved everything around.
22:19Martin Luther King left furiously.
22:21He won't even show up on the day anymore.
22:24Juneteenth is quit.
22:26Everyone's furious because they have to share the day with the Orange Dragon.
22:29It's pathetic.
22:30They have nothing.
22:31What are they going to do when he's gone?
22:34Yeah.
22:35Man, they're going to be so sad.
22:36They're going to be outside of Mar-a-Lago like, can you just say one thing?
22:41It'll be like John Cusack with the radio.
22:46But it'll be a MAGA sign.
22:48Don't forget fake news.
22:49We miss you.
22:51We miss you.
22:51We miss you.
22:52We miss you.
22:53We miss you.
22:54We miss you.
22:55We miss you.
22:56We miss you.
22:57Cheryl, does RFK drag you to parks?
22:58I bet he does, Mr. Adventurer.
23:00Yes.
23:01Does he wear, when you go hiking, does he wear the long jeans?
23:03Yes.
23:04Yes.
23:05He does.
23:06Yes, he does.
23:07He does.
23:08Well, I mean, we were walking onto the mountain, the little country, and I didn't know that we
23:13were climbing a mountain on that trip until I got to the bottom of the mountain.
23:20bar stuff and I'm thinking what the what what's what's going on and then yeah it was a two-day
23:26uh climb yeah and then he almost got attacked by a yak of course it was like a thousand pound
23:34yak with horns that like can I ask a question sure does he have national park jeans and like
23:43gym jeans are they all the same jeans they're all the same they do they're willing to go anywhere
23:52how many pairs of jeans I would say probably seven oh wow oh one for every day yeah but yeah
23:59he's got uh that's what he does he's got good jeans and you know what someone will take that
24:04out of context and call me a Nazi well then you'll have a monologue topic yes
24:09and a book cover could be like seven jeans and one shirt the rfk junior story
24:17no seven jeans and no shirt no he starts with a shirt it's always the first picture with the
24:22animal he always has a shirt on yeah it's setting me up it's like him with his crows
24:26and then the next picture is him with the shirt off with the crow and then the third picture there's no
24:33crow crow i love crows they're the smartest birds they are they are i don't know why i said that
24:43joe um do you often tell people that it's your birthday to get free desserts sometimes it's my
24:48birthday last week you said nothing i know i really ignored it was it really your birthday
24:54december 1st oh wow yeah too bad huh yeah too bad for me yeah
25:00take the rest of this evening off
25:04what do you make of this story well first of all i didn't realize you you're married to like
25:08snow white with the animals coming up to him and yeah he does on the head and
25:13bro um i think it's just so funny that they're they're that fascist with his free admission to
25:22parks what are they getting mad about so it had to be extra funny when they said no it's an existing
25:29holiday and and and all the lefties were like well what is it flag day no not the american flag that
25:35we hate so much so i think what he should do is he should he should just start putting his names on
25:40things that the left likes to drive them completely insane and open up like you know donald trump's
25:46free vegan buffet and transgender clinic and then i'll be like
25:53well in a weird way that happened rfk because rfk was a darling of the left and then when he uh sided
26:01with trump then he was like no longer a darling of the left cat what say you about this park snafu
26:07well yeah i mean it just makes a lot of sense that trump's a gemini he's like reality show host
26:14and a president like that's some gemini energy
26:17you literally walked into a meeting yesterday and said said you believe in astrology now which
26:35i think is just an excuse for you to read about yourself i am open to astrology i'm open to many
26:42things astrology is just one of them but the world is one you can say on air yes yes
26:51i i read this whole article and it was like there's no longer this day and this day and this
26:54day and this day and it's like how do people even know about i noticed yes yeah how do people even
26:59notice this i didn't even know there were free days at parks either did i i didn't even know there
27:03were parks no yeah we don't yeah i don't go out anywhere i don't know where the parks are i i wouldn't
27:09know where are the parts like if you told me where the parks were i i'd be like wow you'd never be seen
27:14again yes yeah yeah i'd be i would be the subject of a date line
27:21and no one would blame my wife oh yeah he fell on his own
27:26all right coming up gen z hate small talk
27:34young people hate small talk speaking of small talk joe yes a study out of london uh surveyed gen z
27:42workers found that 38 percent of young people dread making small talk in the office apparently makes
27:49them anxious uh do you share their fears i don't i try not to communicate with anybody who's in gen z
27:56especially since now since they blocked me on instagram i don't want to be bothered with that
28:00but what is it that they want to do they don't want it small talk they don't want to talk on the
28:05phone they don't want to go into the office but they also don't want to work from home so i'm not
28:09sure exactly what we're supposed to do with them how are we supposed to interact with these young
28:13people that's a good question cheryl my theory is that there it's an ego problem they're they're so
28:19protective of their ego that they're scared of any slight and that cuts them off from communication with
28:25the rest of the world i love you talking about other people's ego problems
28:32i have no ego i don't i get abused all night i i i get abused all day and i love it that's not
28:46an ego i would be like very uptight right now and go cat you're no longer on the show for insulting
28:51me you're sick and she's making her move now yes she can sense the weakness yes what say you cheryl what
29:00what do you think is going on do you think it's just another generation complaining about another
29:03generation yeah no i think um you know speaking from experience the younger people look at us
29:10making small talk and it's just like no yeah it's stupid and who cares what the weather is yeah it is
29:20though it is kind of an introduction uh cat into civility it's like you make small talk to get going
29:28to get the it's like a it's like a a lexiconic laxative
29:34yep cheryl if you thought the poop jokes were done no we're going we're still going that wasn't a poop
29:39joke it was a it was a good it was a prequel
29:41i i loved to talk yes small or otherwise so it's i can't relate to this at all but some of it could
29:51be from covid they were all locked inside yeah and it's almost like you know after being not legally
29:58allowed to behave like a human being might have an effect on you if that happens during your formative
30:04years yeah hey next pandemic let's cover their eyes and see what happens
30:11it is funny all the experiments we could do on people just by telling them it'll save their lives
30:17why did i think of that sooner i could have painted a different sign on my white van
30:21all right tyrus well first every all talk is small talk to you well
30:30because you're big yeah
30:34first of all small talk is for successful people
30:39that's small bro don't talk
30:43i'm broke i'm in a bad mood that's true i made a decision i decided to go to taco bell instead
30:48to fill up my gas tank so i'm leaning forward and have the ac off i don't want to talk about it
30:53so the only time people and the only other time i really see small talk is if two men are miserable
30:58together like they're in some outing that their wife picked that they both didn't want to be at
31:04as a musical or something they're standing there and they'll see each other like they'll see two
31:08sorry bastards crossing in the night and they have to say something yeah you all right man yeah i'm
31:12all right you all right good you're happy to be here oh i'm stoked living my best life that's the
31:16type of small talk that i'm aware of the other reason why is that gen z they don't small talk
31:21because they scroll yeah yeah they're too busy looking at that oh there's a short comedian with
31:26glasses let's look at his dangerous oh nope sorry got a swipe left not meeting you so that's that's what
31:31they do they while they're looking at someone they will google them if they can get their name and
31:34they'll have all their information right in front of them and be like no i'm gonna pass
31:39yeah i think um i think sports was invented so men could talk
31:43oh yeah well they don't have to murdering yeah that's true but when they get older the small
31:49talk is easier when you can you'll see guys don't have never met and within five minutes they're
31:53they're doing like this thing and they're like
31:57that's how you bond yes that's true all right up next this is exciting one-on-one with cheryl
32:04hines when you need a star to really raise the bar cheryl hines is on the way oh yeah you know
32:11from tv but boy just wait and see what cheryl's got today her no book is so superb we promise you can't
32:18curb your enthusiasm away oh no she'll brighten up your day along with rfk let's hope cheryl's here to stay
32:24you don't get that kind of intro from the view no they they just grab your book and
32:39they see if it's edible start biting at the edges um so unscripted it just came out you tell the story
32:48of how you it's basically a memoir yes it is i pronounced that correctly um are you how does it
32:55how does it feel being where you are now i mean it's such an interesting and unsuspecting trajectory
33:01for you yes do you often wake up and go what the hell just happened yes a lot um yeah because
33:09i was on curve your enthusiasm for we were just talking about it 24 years yes
33:13yes it was crazy um and you know you're doing your stuff in l.a and then suddenly your husband
33:22runs for president yes uh and the next thing you know you're in washington dc you know going to the
33:29white house and it's uh yeah some days i wake up and and think oh this would be a good movie yeah yeah
33:36yeah it's not like you signed up for the marriage but you didn't sign up for all of this and that's
33:42probably what melania feels right with with trump in a sense and i think my wife feels that way my
33:47when my wife met me no i was a magazine editor she didn't think that this was gonna be her life
33:54you know so you'll never have to worry about this joe that's good um so i have a question here because
34:03i haven't read the book about how you of how you were bartending and you randomly met phil hartman's
34:09sister and that changed your career path can you yeah um so i was bartending at this hotel in downtown
34:14l.a and um a woman came to the bar she takes out a map of l.a and she said she was looking for the
34:20groundlings theater because that's where her brother got his start and i asked who you know was her
34:29brother and it was uh phil hartman and he was on snl at the time and i was i thought oh my gosh this is
34:37i've got to go to the groundlings theater to see what that's all about so um so i did the next night
34:43i had off i went to the groundlings theater i watched they do improv and sketch comedy and you
34:48know will forte was i mean will a feral was um performing with sherry oteri and i'm just watching
34:56it thinking oh this is this is where i need to be so that so i learned how to improvise and and perform
35:04um improv and sketch there and it's because of that that i got curb your enthusiasm which was all
35:10improvised yeah yeah and and one of the things that you have uh uh which a lot of people i don't have
35:16i mean i have it um no you're naturally you're naturally likable so that when people see you on tv
35:23but you know you know what i mean it's like people when people i'm sure when people see you on the
35:34street they talk to you like they know you is that right that's right yeah they don't like oh i need a
35:39picture they'll be like oh my god yeah yeah yeah and you know what was confusing too when i when curb
35:45started becoming you know more well known because my character's name is cheryl on the show i for
35:53probably a year i thought i just knew a lot of people in the airport they come up and say cheryl
35:59i say oh my gosh hi like i cannot remember your name i'm sorry are you surprised by the there's like
36:07two things happening at the same time you you're making new friends and maybe you're seeing old
36:13friends leave because like it's a weird shift where politics creates this fissure and yeah you're
36:19right it's um but but the way you're describing it is good because it's almost like you know i have
36:25some friends that are sort of fading back and some new friends that i couldn't even imagine i'd be
36:31hanging out with are now you know you know i'm talking to tulsi gabbard while we're you know uh having
36:37dinner and um so it's it's interesting because they are two different groups yes it's a shame because
36:46they they you know it's all about like ego and politics you know and if you just get rid of that ego
36:52cat you'll do well this book is great i'm going to start reading it tonight because i just got it and
36:57she made a she said something really nice in here that i can't read it's too private really it's too
37:03private thank you cheryl unscripted we'll be right back
37:27so
37:35wow
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37:41wow
37:47wow
37:55I don't know.
38:55They were simply left on my doorstep overnight. I can't care for them myself.
39:02I understand. Just the three, then. Sign right here.
39:25Sign right here.
39:55Sign right here.
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