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Juan Cuesta sigue haciéndoles la vida imposible como casero a Carmen y a Bea y ellas, hartas de que no les deje ni poner un cuadro, deciden buscar otro piso. Juan enseguida encuentra dos nuevos inquilinos, Juan Luis y Rafa, dos cuarentones separados que se instalan temporalmente decididos a disfrutar de la vida. Uno de ellos, Juan Luis, es un reputado cirujano plástico que va a despertar un desmedido interés en la comunidad de vecinos por la estética personal. Belén encuentra trabajo de socorrista en la piscina de una urbanización, a pesar de no saber nadar, y Lucía busca la nulidad matrimonial a través del padre Miguel y contrata a Fernando como abogado.

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00:00:00For you, for you, for you, no one lives, not for you, not for you.

00:00:26Lisa?

00:00:27But are you sure what you're going to do?

00:00:28That we have been told that we cannot.

00:00:30Yes, come on.

00:00:31One, two, one, two, three, four.

00:00:52He brought me a little party across the street.

00:00:54Of course, what hours of playing music.

00:00:56After ten o'clock at night, noise pollution is prohibited.

00:00:59It's that people don't read the municipal ordinances.

00:01:01In this country, people read very little.

00:01:03Well, I'm going to talk to them.

00:01:04Juan, don't worry, it's not that important.

00:01:10Now he has it.

00:01:12That drill bit is for passing cables from one room to another. I saw it on Bricomanía.

00:01:26That drill bit is for passing cables from one room to another. I saw it on Bricomanía.

00:01:40Well, if you're smart enough to see it, I've done it for you.

00:01:41Oops.

00:01:42Hey, just so you know, this is a blatant violation of the lease.

00:01:45Listen, give me the key immediately, you can't come in here whenever you want.

00:01:48You're not coming to my house either and you've got me in a bit of a pickle.

00:01:50Come on, Juan, let's go, then you'll stay up late and give me the night.

00:01:53I'll deduct that repair from your deposit.

00:01:55What you have to do is leave us alone once and for all,

00:01:57who is the most annoying landlord I've ever had in my life.

00:01:59Carmen.

00:02:00What a maso language it is.

00:02:01It seems unbelievable that you are a university professor.

00:02:04Do you want something to drink?

00:02:05Carmen, your attitude as a tenant leaves a lot to be desired.

00:02:08Come on.

00:02:08That is not the way to integrate into our community.

00:02:11Well, you know what I'm saying.

00:02:12Go fuck yourself.

00:02:15As?

00:02:15No, no, no, don't pay attention to him.

00:02:17She's just very tired.

00:02:18No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:02:19Fuck it, it's got me fed up with it.

00:02:21What's more, we're leaving here.

00:02:23Oh yeah, us too.

00:02:24Carmen, listen, let's not rush things.

00:02:26But hey, are there no rental apartments?

00:02:27What do we have to put up with from this asshole?

00:02:29that doesn't even let us hang a picture?

00:02:30Sorry, but at no point have I resorted to verbal aggression.

00:02:32I just follow the instructions my sister gave me.

00:02:34Okay, so tell your sister from me...

00:02:37What's up? Is there anything happening?

00:02:38Well...

00:02:39Ladies, please go to bed.

00:02:41We have listened to music.

00:02:42What is it?

00:02:43A boyoparty costs, it's not hours.

00:02:46Fights must be started first.

00:02:48Hey, don't threaten me with leaving the apartment, okay?

00:02:50Because I cancel the contract and keep the deposit.

00:02:52Take the bail and shove it where it fits!

00:02:55Ole and ole.

00:02:56Ah, very good.

00:02:57Well, first thing tomorrow morning I want you out of here.

00:03:00Well, let's see how the night goes.

00:03:07Lesbys! What happened to you and Juan?

00:03:09Give us an official statement.

00:03:11Nothing, nothing, we just drilled through the wall of his room and he got a little angry.

00:03:16And can you see through the hole?

00:03:18Damn, what a good idea!

00:03:19Leave us the drill and we'll control the gays.

00:03:22We can put a direct peephole.

00:03:25Juan, we need a vacation now.

00:03:28I see you very tense.

00:03:29But you see this as normal.

00:03:30If they don't let you make holes, then you don't make holes.

00:03:33It's obvious.

00:03:34Yes, but you're going to be left without tenants.

00:03:36You'll see when Nieves finds out.

00:03:38Hey, aren't we having her here again?

00:03:39What's up? You don't even notice, woman.

00:03:41If I rent this again in two days.

00:03:43We put up the sign and it's taken out of our hands.

00:03:45A luxury apartment in a stately building right in the city center.

00:03:49Oh yeah?

00:03:50Well, I hadn't realized.

00:03:58Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:01Not here, not here.

00:04:03Every day is like this.

00:04:05I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:04:07I was just looking for some peace.

00:04:10I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:04:12Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:15Not here, not here.

00:04:16No, no, no.

00:04:17Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:19Not here, not here.

00:04:20No no.

00:04:21The house is filled with partying.

00:04:23I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:04:26The neighbors visit me and listen.

00:04:28I can't stand this place.

00:04:30Not all my neighbors have the space here.

00:04:32If not, come, tepa, my flat.

00:04:33Go to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.

00:04:35Where clowns cry, thieves, they steal from us.

00:04:37And the stones kiss each other in something to tell.

00:04:40Put in a cocktail shaker.

00:04:43Here, here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:47Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:04:49And you will have this ladder.

00:04:53Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:56Not here, not here.

00:04:58Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:00The house is like this every day.

00:05:02I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:05:04I was just looking for some peace.

00:05:07And I wake up your little memory in the chop.

00:05:09Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:11Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:14Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:17No.

00:05:30Hello.

00:05:31Hello.

00:05:31Emotional status check visit.

00:05:33Can?

00:05:33Carlos, I'm fine.

00:05:34And don't keep me, I'm very busy.

00:05:37But what happened here?

00:05:38I'm changing the whole decoration of the house.

00:05:40I have realized that I have a Feng Shui problem.

00:05:42Of Feng Shui?

00:05:43And what is that?

00:05:43A Chinese restaurant?

00:05:45It is an ancient art that seeks to harmonize the vital energy that flows from our being.

00:05:50and is projected into our homes and workplaces.

00:05:53Already.

00:05:54Hey, you won't be changing hairdressers.

00:05:56You won't be going to Rupert.

00:05:57Carlos, I have to transform the adverse energies of this house.

00:06:01Look, take a look.

00:06:02The bedroom and bathroom doors close backwards.

00:06:05They are in conflict.

00:06:05They don't talk to each other.

00:06:06Ah, well, I'd be more worried if they talked.

00:06:10But don't worry, they'll eventually make up.

00:06:12Carlos, each object has to have its exact place in the house so that the energy flows.

00:06:16freely and my life will go much better.

00:06:19So you're telling me that your happiness depends on where you look on TV.

00:06:22And why not?

00:06:24I don't know, because it's absurd.

00:06:25Carlos, don't you realize that my misfortunes have an explanation?

00:06:28Hey?

00:06:28It's very clear.

00:06:29In this house the chi stagnates and does not flow.

00:06:31The chi.

00:06:33Well, the universal creative force.

00:06:35Look, the main door is the mouth of the chi, right?

00:06:37Where vital energy enters the house.

00:06:39But you see, as soon as we enter we have a wall there.

00:06:42So that causes blockages.

00:06:43So I'm going to take down the pictures and put up a mirror.

00:06:45Of course, for...

00:06:45Yes, of course, right?

00:06:46In order to visualize the bagua.

00:06:48The bagua.

00:06:49Yeah.

00:06:50Why don't you go to a spa and have your stress hosed down?

00:06:54What's happening?

00:06:54You don't believe it?

00:06:56It's bullshit, Lucia.

00:06:57Look, but come on, I respect him.

00:07:01Well, laugh, but you'll see how from now on I'm going to do much better in life.

00:07:05Of course.

00:07:08Sorry.

00:07:16Emilio, take the bags for us, they're too heavy.

00:07:19Sorry, ladies, but I'm officially on vacation.

00:07:22The substitute goalkeeper is in charge of that now.

00:07:24Mr. Guerra, do you have some bags here to take you up to the first one?

00:07:29Damn, I can't do two things at once.

00:07:31How hot this is, my goodness.

00:07:33Oh no, but yes, the steam is great.

00:07:36They open your pores, I always use it before shaving.

00:07:38You have nothing else to do but sit there and annoy me.

00:07:42Yes, I had a room reserved in Cancun, but I said no.

00:07:45I'm going to stay here, it's also very nice.

00:07:47Come on, come on, don't get carried away.

00:07:49Hey, my circulation is cut off.

00:07:52Let's see, the bags.

00:07:54Oh, be careful, I'll squash the yogurt!

00:07:57Don't you know that now they'll bring your groceries to your house for just two bucks?

00:08:00Not this.

00:08:02Oh, how disgusting it all is, really.

00:08:05Poor Andrés, he's so bitter.

00:08:07To be a goalkeeper you have to be made of very special stuff.

00:08:10And what are you coming for?

00:08:12Vacation.

00:08:13Yes, this is a party.

00:08:18Please, let's be serious.

00:08:20In a fight to the death between Sandocan and Orzogüey, Sandocan wins hands down.

00:08:24But if Orzogüey wins, a brat in a loincloth.

00:08:26Whatever you want, but shoot the arrows from afar.

00:08:28Sandocan was deadlier at short distances.

00:08:31But what's more, the most difficult one of that time was Pippi Longstocking, who flew on a horse.

00:08:36I just can't give an opinion.

00:08:37The first series I remember is Knight Rider.

00:08:39Yes, sir, Michael Knight.

00:08:41The first sexual meter.

00:08:44I put the red lights on at 127.

00:08:47But look how old you are, eh?

00:08:48I don't even know what you're talking about.

00:08:50Of course, kid, because you're already a Pokémon kid.

00:08:52Man, look, the one from the holidays.

00:08:54What's up, Curro?

00:08:55How are you doing in the Caribbean?

00:08:56Well, very bad, I don't know what to do.

00:08:58I'm desperate now.

00:08:59I feel really weird.

00:09:00The mop is addictive, huh?

00:09:02It's normal, son.

00:09:03When you've been working for so long and suddenly you get a vacation.

00:09:06you feel like there's a void inside.

00:09:08It is known as the loser worker syndrome.

00:09:11Well, be careful, in case you get red neck syndrome, okay?

00:09:14Hey, but you didn't go to the beach with Belén.

00:09:16Yes, that's what I want.

00:09:17Let's see if your anger goes away.

00:09:18But I don't have any money.

00:09:19Take her to a campsite.

00:09:20It's only six euros a day.

00:09:22I don't know, huh?

00:09:23Bethlehem is less rural than a parking meter.

00:09:25Ignorant of life.

00:09:26It's like taking it abroad.

00:09:28Languages are learned.

00:09:29There are Dutch, Germans, Belgians.

00:09:31A campsite is the melting pot of all things.

00:09:34Last year I was in one with the people from my class.

00:09:36and I had a great time.

00:09:37One night we all ended up naked in the river.

00:09:40Yes, in an orgy-like manner, among the rocks.

00:09:42Paco, man, relax, breathe.

00:09:44Think of Lourdes, you're going to forget.

00:09:45Take my advice, don't make things complicated.

00:09:47Take her camping.

00:09:48If you don't have the budget for more.

00:09:50Just in case, I'll consult with Belén.

00:09:51that things are not as good as they should be for messing things up more often.

00:09:54Hey, how are you doing with Cícer?

00:09:55Is there a theme or no theme?

00:09:57What's up?

00:09:57She says she doesn't date married guys.

00:09:59Now I'm dealing with the divorce thing,

00:10:00But Lucia has acted stupid and doesn't want to give it to me.

00:10:03Today your drowned man comes to see me.

00:10:04Let's see what happens.

00:10:06Stop being a nobody, they can't get anything out of you.

00:10:07The two most beautiful words there are are not I love you,

00:10:10but I am insolvent.

00:10:12Well, that's it.

00:10:13Come on, see you.

00:10:14Come on.

00:10:16Ten euros says he doesn't have sex with Ana.

00:10:18I see them.

00:10:19Look, the flight attendant is very hot, huh?

00:10:21She is a Norse goddess, a Scandinavian Venus.

00:10:24Only Beyoncé is above her.

00:10:26Amen.

00:10:27This plane has six emergency exits.

00:10:30Two in the tail, two in the wings and two here by my side.

00:10:33In case we crash into the sea and they survive,

00:10:36Put on your life jacket by pulling on the rings.

00:10:40If it doesn't work, blow through the tubes.

00:10:44In case of cabin expressurization,

00:10:46put on your mask and breathe normally.

00:10:50All the single, handsome, and millionaires who want to flirt with me,

00:10:53that they press the...

00:10:54This part is new, right?

00:10:55Which airline do you fly with?

00:10:59Daughter, sorry, I saw the uniform there and...

00:11:01But hey, how did I do?

00:11:02You see possibilities in me.

00:11:03We don't have to say anything anymore.

00:11:05Now they put a video.

00:11:06No, no, but seriously, what are the requirements to be a flight attendant?

00:11:10Well, good presence, minimum height 1.65,

00:11:13English, French and maximum 26 years old.

00:11:16Fuck, not one.

00:11:18Uh, how late!

00:11:20Hey, can you give me a ride to work?

00:11:21Yes, but hurry up, I have a tutoring session at UNED.

00:11:23What's more, you study?

00:11:25Now it's unpleasant.

00:11:28Nativity scene.

00:11:29Emilio, this is a girls' apartment, you have to ring the bell.

00:11:32If you had walked in five minutes ago, you'd have caught me naked.

00:11:35Ah, they've entertained me downstairs.

00:11:37Well, what do you want? I'm late for work.

00:11:39What job?

00:11:40I'm a lifeguard at a pool.

00:11:43Who do you think you are? A lifeguard.

00:11:46That you lack tits.

00:11:47Well, what about the title?

00:11:48Well, so what? They didn't ask me.

00:11:50And thank goodness, because I can't swim.

00:11:51But girl, you could get into trouble.

00:11:54Belén, you don't know how to swim, you don't know how to ride a bike,

00:11:56But what's wrong with you? As a child, you didn't see the blue summer.

00:11:58What do you mean, no? I was madly in love with Pancho.

00:12:00What Pancho? That was Curro Jiménez's.

00:12:02No, there were Javi, Tito, Piranha, Pancho...

00:12:05Well, what does it matter?

00:12:06To be a lifeguard you don't need to know how to swim,

00:12:08just lie under an umbrella and read a magazine.

00:12:10What I do every summer, but for money.

00:12:13Yes, it is the most relaxing job there is.

00:12:15But then, when do we go on vacation?

00:12:17Well, I don't know, I'll be in September.

00:12:19Belén, look, we're not a couple or anything, okay?

00:12:21We are like Chenó and Bisbal, we never see each other.

00:12:24It's that they have broken up.

00:12:25Normal. Let's see, what am I doing alone for two weeks now?

00:12:29Ah, poor thing.

00:12:31He took a vacation to be with you.

00:12:33Aren't you ashamed?

00:12:34Don't make me feel guilty.

00:12:36I need the money.

00:12:36Good morning.

00:12:40Hello.

00:12:40Ah, well, if that's the case, we'll go down the stairs, eh?

00:12:43No, why? There's no need, we'll go down together.

00:12:47Let's take advantage of the fact that it works, okay?

00:12:49Okay, come on, fine.

00:12:50The weather is stupid, huh?

00:13:00Because it's hot, but it's a kind of sweltering heat, isn't it?

00:13:02Is...

00:13:03Lucia, we still haven't been able to talk about what happened between Roberto and me.

00:13:08No, but it's not necessary, okay?

00:13:09If it goes, we'll arrive.

00:13:10Well yes, let's talk about the topic, which interests me.

00:13:14I'm listening.

00:13:15Then it doesn't start, huh?

00:13:16The thing is, I didn't know that Roberto was getting married or that he had a girlfriend, otherwise I would never have kissed him.

00:13:20Ah, you kissed him.

00:13:22No, but he stuck his tongue in first, right?

00:13:23Belén, am I talking to you?

00:13:25No, no, I'm here wearing a blue helmet.

00:13:26Look, I hardly know you, but I'm not one of those people who goes around breaking up marriages.

00:13:31I just need you to forgive me, I'm not having a bad time with all of this.

00:13:35Of course you do, silly.

00:13:38There, there, releasing tension.

00:13:44If I knew it.

00:13:46We have been locked in.

00:13:49Relief!

00:13:50We're locked in!

00:13:53Wait a minute, damn it, I'm getting drunk.

00:13:56Awesome, my first day and I'm late.

00:13:59If it is that...

00:14:00It takes an egg, it never fails.

00:14:02Take the dog poop, wrap it in paper.

00:14:05Wow, that's disgusting, and how are you going to get them to step on it?

00:14:08Very easy.

00:14:09Man, what a mess you're going to make.

00:14:20Oops!

00:14:22Who is it?

00:14:23It's the paper that's burning.

00:14:25It's not a paper, it's shit.

00:14:27Stay still!

00:14:27How disgusting, how disgusting, how disgusting!

00:14:29Oh, and why is it burning!

00:14:31You're stupid, if these old people did it, I would do it to the nuns at school.

00:14:35How disgusting, how disgusting!

00:14:37What's going on!

00:14:39Vicente has stepped in shit!

00:14:41Don't walk around the living room!

00:14:43I'll have to change my shoes!

00:14:44I say so!

00:14:45Well, you should have rescued yourself there!

00:14:46Oh my God!

00:14:47But Vicente, you're walking down the street and you're not looking!

00:14:51No, they left it there for us!

00:14:53Who?

00:14:54Well, Santa Claus, we must have behaved badly.

00:14:56What do I know!

00:15:01Look at them, how delicious!

00:15:05What have you stepped on?

00:15:06That?

00:15:07A burning poop that was at my front door!

00:15:10This one and the thug that gays have adopted.

00:15:13Let's see, there is no conclusive evidence that my son had anything to do with that scatological incident.

00:15:18What do you mean no?

00:15:19You're all laughing your asses off!

00:15:20José Miguel, it wasn't you.

00:15:23No, no, no, it was already Chechu's.

00:15:25Well, I tried to stop him, but...

00:15:27Of course, and he didn't listen to you, poor thing.

00:15:30Don't worry, I'll take care of punishing my son for being an accomplice.

00:15:35No! This is like Pinochet.

00:15:37We want extradition.

00:15:39Give it to us!

00:15:40Give it to me and you'll see how I'll get him up to speed in a week.

00:15:43Yeah, man, that's what I was thinking.

00:15:45Look, José Miguel is an excellent kid,

00:15:47but he is being dragged down by the nefarious influence of that new boy that Fernando and Mauri have adopted.

00:15:51Settle it with them.

00:15:53No, you have to fix it yourself, that's why you're the president.

00:15:56Look how he shirks.

00:15:58No, I never shirk my responsibilities.

00:16:00Urgent meeting this afternoon.

00:16:02Oh, oh!

00:16:03Let's call Gregor.

00:16:05And go with Gregorio, there's no need for an administrator for these things.

00:16:07Yes, it is necessary!

00:16:09Sausage!

00:16:10Oh, how nice!

00:16:12Another meeting.

00:16:14It's been a long time since the last one, hasn't it?

00:16:16Yes, five days.

00:16:17Help me move the sofa.

00:16:20I'm throwing my arms out.

00:16:29Cut, cut, cut, come here.

00:16:31Luis, you don't follow me, Luis, you don't follow me.

00:16:34A little life, man.

00:16:36Come on.

00:16:38To the chorus again, please.

00:16:42One, two, three.

00:16:44I will weep, I will weep for the sorrows of this abandoned sinner.

00:16:50I will cry, I will cry...

00:16:52Cut, cut, cut, come here.

00:16:54Hey, come here, no, I can't hear anything.

00:16:56Come down, Luis, will you?

00:17:06Father Michael?

00:17:08Hello.

00:17:10Lucia?

00:17:11Go.

00:17:18Tell me.

00:17:19To Luis, take it away.

00:17:20Whole?

00:17:21Whole, okay.

00:17:22He who plays, but he must not be heard.

00:17:24Okay.

00:17:25My daughter, tell me.

00:17:28Sit down.

00:17:29Well, then...

00:17:31Well, you'll have heard about the disaster in my marriage.

00:17:34Oh, oh, oh.

00:17:36So I have come to ask for an ecclesiastical annulment.

00:17:39My daughter, but...

00:17:40But that is very difficult.

00:17:41You have to grant it to His Holiness.

00:17:43And that thing takes time.

00:17:45Besides, Roberto and you are married in the eyes of God.

00:17:50Already.

00:17:50But in the eyes of men, your papers are still in my office.

00:17:58I didn't have time to take them to the registry.

00:18:00What do you want?

00:18:01And of course, there's a chance I could give them to you.

00:18:05But no, no, no, no, impossible.

00:18:06Child, I can't do such a thing.

00:18:08How did he find out how clever he was?

00:18:10He excommunicates me hypsofacto.

00:18:11But maybe there is something I can do to make it up to you.

00:18:14No, no, daughter, no, no.

00:18:17Well, yes.

00:18:18There's one of those machines that blows smoke.

00:18:20That would be very useful for my concerts.

00:18:22I've seen it on Shakira.

00:18:24Smoke is also very useful in cases where people don't like the spectacle.

00:18:30Facilitates escape.

00:18:32Oh, there have been towns where I had to leave the altar boy with the car running.

00:18:36Father, how much?

00:18:391,200 euros.

00:18:40But, but, but, no, just a moment, just a moment.

00:18:42It's not about the money, it's not about the money.

00:18:44I don't ask.

00:18:46Think.

00:18:47Is there anything more beautiful than reaching the people through music?

00:18:51No.

00:18:53Imagine it.

00:18:54The stage in the dark.

00:18:55Suddenly, I come down from the sky with some cables.

00:18:58Suddenly, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, a laser effect.

00:19:01The stage begins to fill with smoke.

00:19:02I move forward slowly with the guitar.

00:19:04Yes, yes, Father, that's all very nice, but 1,200 euros is a lot of money.

00:19:08Okay, okay, okay.

00:19:10If it can't be, it can't be.

00:19:12I'd be happy to give you those papers, but I've got such a mess in the office that...

00:19:17To find them now.

00:19:20Come on, 500 euros.

00:19:21Come on, okay, yes.

00:19:22Okay, okay.

00:19:22Yes, yes, there is a smaller smoke machine that I think would work for me.

00:19:25Perfect.

00:19:26Oh, I have a whole summer ahead of me.

00:19:28I'm going to be the opening act for the crazy one's song.

00:19:31Oh, congratulations.

00:19:32It's that I baptized the drummer.

00:19:36And what do you want, me to make a transfer?

00:19:38No, daughter, no.

00:19:39Better in B.

00:19:40On Sunday you leave me the money in the collection box.

00:19:42And don't worry, I'll get you those papers.

00:19:46And may God forgive me.

00:19:49Come and we record.

00:19:50Luis is falling asleep.

00:19:53Yes, yes, Juan Luis, no problem.

00:19:55The apartment is yours.

00:19:56I'm taking down the sign right now.

00:19:58Who is it?

00:19:59Who's coming?

00:20:00Hey, wouldn't you like to pay a visit to see it first?

00:20:03No, no, no.

00:20:03The house is great, huh?

00:20:05All top quality.

00:20:06Oh, but what are they?

00:20:07A marriage.

00:20:08Oh, be quiet.

00:20:09Wait a minute, for God's sake.

00:20:10Yes, you can come whenever you want.

00:20:12I'm going to be here.

00:20:13Us too.

00:20:15What did I tell you?

00:20:15It took me less than 24 hours to rent it again.

00:20:18Stately homes are what they are.

00:20:20It's your obligation to keep us informed of who to rent the house to.

00:20:25Then you bring in scum.

00:20:27His name is Juan Luis, he is 45 years old, divorced, and a plastic surgeon.

00:20:31Oh, divorced again.

00:20:33I was with my husband until God took him.

00:20:36You sent it to him by express mail.

00:20:38Well, he fell asleep in the bathtub and drowned.

00:20:42What else?

00:20:43He's handsome, he has children.

00:20:45What do I know?

00:20:46He's going to share the apartment with a friend of his named Rafa.

00:20:48Rafa, also divorced.

00:20:50Anything else?

00:20:51Yes, you're going to put two gays in.

00:20:53Because every time two people of the same sex live together, they have to be homosexual.

00:20:57You three live together.

00:20:58Are they lesbians?

00:20:59I've always suspected this about her.

00:21:01Marisa.

00:21:02The two have divorced and that's it.

00:21:04Gays for sure.

00:21:05We already have a headline.

00:21:06Hey, hey, be careful and scare them away, okay?

00:21:08No more welcome cakes.

00:21:11They don't know where they've gone.

00:21:14Scute.

00:21:14Of course, if you run on wet stone it slips.

00:21:17Belén, let's play.

00:21:19Pretty girl, don't pull my ponytail, okay?

00:21:22Bolga!

00:21:23Don't throw yourselves near the curb.

00:21:25I won't repeat it again.

00:21:26If it is that...

00:21:27Really.

00:21:27Come on, that's it, huh, pretty?

00:21:29It's no big deal.

00:21:29Come on.

00:21:30Let's play, let's play.

00:21:37Hello.

00:21:38I am Ernesto Barrero, the president of the community.

00:21:40Hi how are things?

00:21:41Belén, the lifeguard.

00:21:43Well, what a pool, what gardens, what else.

00:21:46How are you?

00:21:46You're adapting well, aren't you?

00:21:47Yeah.

00:21:48Do you know all the children yet?

00:21:49Yes, well, everyone.

00:21:50Except for the one at the bottom of the pool.

00:21:52No, no, no, no, it's a joke, it's a lifeguard joke.

00:21:57Please don't make that kind of joke here.

00:21:59Last year we had a horrible scare.

00:22:02My little son's float tipped over and he was face down for almost a minute, with his

00:22:06little legs doing like this.

00:22:08And the lifeguard listening to music.

00:22:09Well, don't worry about me, okay?

00:22:11I'm going to be here watching the whole time.

00:22:14I see you brought some magazines.

00:22:17No, but this is for going to the bathroom, right?

00:22:19No, no, I'm on duty, nothing.

00:22:21Ernesto, come here and give you the cream, you're going to get a haircut.

00:22:24It's Barbara, my wife.

00:22:27A bitch of the kind that no longer exists.

00:22:30But what are we going to do?

00:22:31Marital property.

00:22:32Don't bite.

00:22:33Hey, I read on your resume that you've worked in a lot of pools.

00:22:36Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:22:38It's just that for me, water has been like... since I was little.

00:22:40Well, I did synchronized swimming, the kind that takes pizza into the air.

00:22:44Damn, one of those that suddenly comes out of the water, eight asses in unison.

00:22:50How beautiful.

00:22:51What plastic.

00:22:53Very well, very well, what a pleasant surprise.

00:22:55I was expecting a typical 16-year-old brat, but instead I found myself with a grown woman.

00:23:02Vocation.

00:23:04Well, we'll get to know each other better.

00:23:06Very good.

00:23:08Ernesto.

00:23:09I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, my love.

00:23:18I'm going to have to start charging extra, huh?

00:23:21This is the community that makes me dizzy the most, by far.

00:23:24Gregorio, it's a job, period.

00:23:25And if you don't like it, there's the door.

00:23:27Please turn off your cell phones and don't smoke.

00:23:31And all those things that we no longer all know by heart.

00:23:35Andrés, please, a little more enthusiasm.

00:23:37What am I going to do?

00:23:38Hey, why don't we get back to the healthy habit of putting a note on the doorstep with the agenda?

00:23:43Then nobody would come.

00:23:45Well, first point of the day.

00:23:48Conflict of the burning excrement.

00:23:50Now you explain a little to me, okay?

00:23:51The Burning Excrement, isn't that a Paul Newman movie?

00:23:55No, it's Bruce Willis.

00:23:57What the hell is this? Is this a joke?

00:23:59But for this, was it essential that Fernando and I come to the meeting?

00:24:01Well yes, because it turns out that your son Chechu, with José Miguel, as an accidental witness,

00:24:05put a burning poop on the door of the first A.

00:24:07And Vicenta, in her logical impulse to put out the fire, stepped on it repeatedly,

00:24:12with the consequences that we can all imagine.

00:24:14Look at him, he laughs.

00:24:17No, no, no, that's it.

00:24:19The community will also pay for my shoes, right?

00:24:21No, in any case the first B, as subsidiary civil liability.

00:24:26Juan, your son will have something to do with this too, right?

00:24:29No, no, be careful.

00:24:29José Miguel is just letting himself be dragged by Chechu's harmful influence,

00:24:32which is seriously disrupting the coexistence of this in our community.

00:24:36As if I weren't already disturbed.

00:24:38Here, to adopt someone, it must be approved by a board, and then we all suffer.

00:24:41Of course, and the color of my underwear too.

00:24:44Man, we can contribute ideas.

00:24:45And what's this about gays adopting?

00:24:48A child needs a father and a mother.

00:24:50Well, here we go.

00:24:52Ma'am, I adopted Chechu myself and I don't want to get into that debate.

00:24:56Well, I do.

00:24:57What's happening?

00:24:57That we are worse for the child than a traditional marriage, if one in three divorces.

00:25:01Well, that goes against nature, against family and against everything.

00:25:05Against the family?

00:25:06But if that's what we want, madam, let's form one.

00:25:08Shut up, silly, that way we'll have more news for Radio Patio.

00:25:11Okay, please, let's leave this debate for Congress.

00:25:14Of course, let the deputies discuss it, that's what we pay them for.

00:25:18This country is going to shit.

00:25:20Shell.

00:25:21I neither enter nor leave your sexual condition as Chechu's parents.

00:25:24What worries me is that he continues to put incendiary excrement on the doormats.

00:25:29Let's see, it was a childish thing to do.

00:25:31We've all made jokes as kids, haven't we?

00:25:32No, not me.

00:25:34That's how you ended up.

00:25:36Let's see, Chechu is a troubled boy,

00:25:38But we cannot re-educate him overnight.

00:25:41We all need a little patience.

00:25:43The next time I do something, I'll call social services.

00:25:46and I tell them, I tell on them, that you are gay.

00:25:49But, concha, how are you going to do that?

00:25:51Dare.

00:25:52No, I'm serious.

00:25:53Dare.

00:25:54That has me up to here.

00:25:55Maury, let's go.

00:25:56Well, let it be recorded.

00:25:58The gay man threatened me.

00:26:00Oh, come on, for God's sake.

00:26:04The heat has us all very tense.

00:26:07Of course, we should do them together at the posh girl's house,

00:26:10which is where there is air conditioning.

00:26:12Yes, of course, of course, of course.

00:26:14Let's see, why do you go into the tarapos?

00:26:16If you get upset right away.

00:26:17Fernando, our obligation as parents is to defend Chechu to the death.

00:26:20Or rather, yours.

00:26:21Because you have parental authority.

00:26:23So take a little responsibility.

00:26:25Well, look, I'll call the social worker right now and have them take him away.

00:26:29We've been determined to turn this into Little House on the Prairie.

00:26:31and it's absurd.

00:26:32So, we complain that gays are not allowed to adopt.

00:26:34and when they give us a child, the first problem we give back.

00:26:36Maury is 13 years old.

00:26:38He is a potential criminal.

00:26:39No, it's a challenge.

00:26:41Let's try it.

00:26:43I tell you he's a good kid.

00:26:44We can bring him back from the dark side.

00:26:49Hello, some colleagues have come to see me?

00:26:51Well, Obi-Wan, what do we do now?

00:26:54But you have opened me.

00:26:56This is a Chateau l'Evangel from 1984.

00:26:59It is a very expensive wine.

00:27:00Well, we're not there for Calimoche, right?

00:27:02Get out of here everyone.

00:27:04Come on.

00:27:04And the drinking parties in the street, huh?

00:27:06Let's see if we respect the traditions.

00:27:08Ah, youth.

00:27:10Come on, come on.

00:27:12Chechu, you are 13 years old.

00:27:14You can't drink alcohol.

00:27:15Go to the park to drink carnets.

00:27:18Oops.

00:27:18Yes, yes, yes.

00:27:21I see him much more focused, huh?

00:27:22From notary on up, let's go.

00:27:24Of course, we can't send him to his room as punishment.

00:27:26because he doesn't have a room.

00:27:29And how do you leave it all in the middle of me?

00:27:31It's just that really...

00:27:34What are you laughing at?

00:27:36For a moment, she reminded me of my mother, exactly.

00:27:39Oh yeah?

00:27:40Yeah.

00:27:46I don't know what I'm doing here dressed as a first lady.

00:27:49I don't like the role of Hillary Clinton at all.

00:27:52Know well, the new neighbor.

00:27:53An official reception will have to be held.

00:27:55It reminds me of when I arrived.

00:27:57And it depresses me a lot.

00:27:59Emilio, have you seen the ladies leave?

00:28:01This is bullshit.

00:28:02But how am I going to finish this puzzle?

00:28:04If all the chips are the same.

00:28:08Emilio, that piece doesn't go there.

00:28:10Yeah.

00:28:11This does go here.

00:28:12This goes in here for my egg.

00:28:14I have already finished the puzzle.

00:28:21Emilio, you're on vacation.

00:28:22It's supposed to be for relaxing.

00:28:23Well, I'm relaxed.

00:28:24Can't you tell?

00:28:26Juan.

00:28:27Juan.

00:28:27I think that's them.

00:28:31Isabel, please smile a little.

00:28:34Well.

00:28:34No, it's not going very fast.

00:28:36In the city you can't go over 50.

00:28:38The car is new, Rafa.

00:28:39You have to give the engine a little life to get it to loosen up, right?

00:28:41Juan Luis, racing with the car indicates an inferiority complex.

00:28:45Are you going to piss me off from day one?

00:28:46Come on, grab your bags.

00:28:47I?

00:28:48I'm not going to pick them up, am I?

00:28:49Fuck.

00:28:49Juan Luis.

00:28:51Juan Cuesta.

00:28:52Correct.

00:28:53President of the community and landlord.

00:28:55Meet Isabel, my wife.

00:28:56Well, as if it were.

00:28:58Nice cheekbones.

00:28:59Are they yours?

00:29:00Uh, well yes.

00:29:02I think so.

00:29:03Shame about the angle of the external flock.

00:29:05It's a little droopy.

00:29:05A canthopexy would suit you.

00:29:07Oh.

00:29:08Juan Luis, why don't you leave the ITV for later?

00:29:10This is heavy, huh?

00:29:11Sorry, vocational training.

00:29:13When I see a new face, I think about how to improve it.

00:29:15Yeah?

00:29:16Well, I have to introduce you.

00:29:18To Mariano.

00:29:18Let's keep quiet while we go up.

00:29:21Because in the first one we have some elderly neighbors who are a bit annoying.

00:29:25Let's see if we can avoid the meeting.

00:29:27Come on, this way.

00:29:37Hey, what about the elevator?

00:29:39Sorry, it cannot be used for moving.

00:29:41Ah, well look how good.

00:29:42Don't you like the stairs?

00:29:44To what stately?

00:29:45Isabel.

00:29:46It's very... right?

00:29:48Yes of course.

00:29:50Come on.

00:29:53This is the critical section.

00:29:55Attention.

00:29:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:30:26We've been through it, we've been through it!

00:30:36What have we happened to you, son?

00:30:39Juan Luis, what have we happened to you?

00:30:41Aid.

00:30:42Juan Luis, help.

00:30:45Juan Luis, are those ladies really that terrible?

00:30:48Have you ever seen a door with three peepholes?

00:30:52Well, delighted.

00:30:54Don't worry, you have to be a little careful with those neighbors at first,

00:30:57but then they get used to your presence and do nothing.

00:31:00Yes, of course, like the lions in documentaries, right?

00:31:04Hello!

00:31:05Hello!

00:31:06Hello!

00:31:07Well, how did they get in here?

00:31:10The lesbians left us the keys before leaving, as a souvenir.

00:31:14We can remove that from there, right?

00:31:15Yes, yes, of course.

00:31:16No, sorry, it's just that one of the previous tenants was a bit of a problem.

00:31:21I am Vicenta.

00:31:22Ah, this is Concha and my sister Marisa.

00:31:25We live together, but the house is mine.

00:31:27Nice to meet you, ma'am.

00:31:28I am Juan Luis.

00:31:28And I'm Rafa.

00:31:29And which of the two is the one that operates?

00:31:31This is the one with the pasta face.

00:31:35Hey, how much would it cost me to get a chest protector?

00:31:38Marisa, for God's sake.

00:31:39What's happening?

00:31:40I have always been very excited about having two great sorrows.

00:31:43If you give me the price of a neighbor.

00:31:44Of course, ma'am.

00:31:45And if you want, I'll remove your double chin.

00:31:47Well, if it's covered by social security.

00:31:51These little wrinkles make me feel really bad.

00:31:53Well, we'll let them settle in and then we'll give them a catalog or visit your website, whatever.

00:31:58I will inform you of whatever is necessary.

00:31:59I do customized studies and computer simulations.

00:32:02Then I'll never leave you the same, but it looks modern.

00:32:04Well, welcome.

00:32:05If you have any doubts, look out the kitchen window.

00:32:09Radiopatio!

00:32:10Great news!

00:32:11Hey, could you put some silicone here on my buttocks?

00:32:15So that?

00:32:15Damn, then for the bus seat, it's very hard.

00:32:18Ah, come on, come on.

00:32:19Man!

00:32:19Thank you so much.

00:32:20I'm doing badly, it's true.

00:32:22Oh, hey, I left you a copy of the bylaws in the top drawer of the kitchen.

00:32:25Thank you very much, delighted.

00:32:26Welcome back.

00:32:27Okay, nothing.

00:32:28Bye bye.

00:32:29Damn, what a fauna, right?

00:32:31But what are you saying, man, this is a mine.

00:32:33Come on, call the mute, you know where they go.

00:32:34No, you call them, I don't have any furniture and Vicky kept it all.

00:32:37Hey, don't start crying to me about your wife again, okay?

00:32:39That I have cried for you when I have cried for you.

00:32:40All day?

00:32:41Ah, yes.

00:32:42Come on, unpack your bags.

00:32:43I?

00:32:43I'm not going to undo them.

00:32:44Man, of course, you have yours and I'll have mine.

00:32:46Well, let's divide up the rooms.

00:32:47I'll stay with the big one because I'm better off.

00:32:48Good luck!

00:32:51This one goes here.

00:32:51What do I get from this?

00:32:52No, it changes.

00:32:55Look, this is money.

00:32:56Don't leave that wasp behind, okay?

00:33:02Which then bites children.

00:33:05Victor, please don't throw yourself at your sister.

00:33:07Yes, it is that...

00:33:08Look, finish her off first.

00:33:10You give it with the song.

00:33:11You drown her and then take her away dead.

00:33:13Thank you very much, Mrs. Barbara, eh?

00:33:15But you keep sunbathing or your beautiful tan will disappear, eh?

00:33:19Hey, and before you go, put some chlorine on it, okay?

00:33:21That there are a lot of microorganisms.

00:33:22Yes, yes.

00:33:23My goodness, what a stressful day.

00:33:25And it doesn't move forward.

00:33:27Look, there's Pavel Anderson.

00:33:28Let's go say hello.

00:33:30No, no, no, no.

00:33:32Can you tell what you're doing here?

00:33:33Man, a bath that's very hot.

00:33:35The center is very hard.

00:33:36Emilio told us you were here, and we thought maybe you wouldn't mind us taking a dip.

00:33:40But you couldn't go to a municipal swimming pool.

00:33:42No, no, no.

00:33:42That's a mushroom convention.

00:33:43I won't step foot there.

00:33:44Alba, you can't go inside.

00:33:45A red circle appears.

00:33:47It's extremely uncomfortable.

00:33:48And since we were going to sneak into a pool, it had to be mine, right?

00:33:50Damn, why don't the others take the lifeguard?

00:33:53No, well in this one too.

00:33:54Come on, get out.

00:33:54What do you want?

00:33:55Let us tell him that you do not have the title.

00:33:57But, boy, you're blackmailing me.

00:33:59Bethlehem, Bethlehem.

00:34:00No, they won't be your friends.

00:34:02No.

00:34:02This is a private pool.

00:34:04No, no, no, no, I don't know them at all.

00:34:06Don't worry, I'm Adrian, brother of Sonsores Prieto Vergara, fourth F.

00:34:10And these are my kids.

00:34:12As you can see, from different mothers.

00:34:14Ah, okay, okay, okay.

00:34:15Excuse me.

00:34:15It's just that here, as soon as you're not careful, people get so cheeky...

00:34:18No, fuck, why do you think I live in a chalet?

00:34:21Dad, let's sit in a corner, okay?

00:34:23Well, nice to meet you.

00:34:24Nice to meet you, yes.

00:34:25Same, same.

00:34:26You guys have a really cool lifeguard.

00:34:28Child, please be quiet.

00:34:30Hey, you were there fast, how did he know about room F?

00:34:33No, damn, look at our mailboxes, they look brand new.

00:34:36Nativity scene.

00:34:37How are you?

00:34:38Well, I brought you the community lifeguard uniform.

00:34:42Ah.

00:34:42Yeah, try it on and see how it looks on you.

00:34:44But if I...

00:34:45No, I'm already wearing a swimsuit underneath.

00:34:47Yes, but you only have to wear this.

00:34:50In case of emergency, if you have to take off your shorts and t-shirt to jump into the water,

00:34:54you lose valuable seconds.

00:34:57It can be the difference between a scare and a tragedy.

00:34:59Besides, I think it's going to do you good.

00:35:01You'll see what a nice ass it gives you.

00:35:04Well, let's see if it's my size, okay?

00:35:05Because I cheat a lot.

00:35:07I'm leaving, my wife is watching me.

00:35:09You'll wear it tomorrow, okay?

00:35:10This is a community, damn it.

00:35:15Here I really see myself getting older.

00:35:16And why do you bring your diving mask?

00:35:18Phew, if a pretty girl takes a bath I can see her from below.

00:35:21Well, when swimming, a breaststroke.

00:35:22They do this with the leg.

00:35:24Paquito, man, you're not well, aren't you?

00:35:26I agree, but that needs to be proven.

00:35:28Hey, have you noticed how he's going to see the president with Belén?

00:35:31Normal.

00:35:32If it is the classic president-lifeguard relationship.

00:35:35If the treatment plants burn out.

00:35:37If Emilio finds out, there's going to be a stir.

00:35:39Yes, but Belén isn't going to say anything.

00:35:41No, if I say it for us.

00:35:43Hey, kid, you're really bad, really bad, huh?

00:35:46Look, I told you it wasn't easy to find an apartment.

00:35:49Look, I told you.

00:35:50But anyway, we slept a couple of nights at Belén's house and that's it.

00:35:52Wait.

00:35:53You're such a gossip, aren't you?

00:35:54You want to know who rented it.

00:35:56What isn't that?

00:35:57Yes, silly, that's how we see them.

00:35:58I love imagining the faces of...

00:36:00Hello, we are the former tenants of the apartment who left a frying pan in the oven.

00:36:06of these very good Teflon ones that if we can...

00:36:09Please.

00:36:10Thank you.

00:36:11Hello, how does it look?

00:36:12Hello.

00:36:13Shit, his water got me.

00:36:15Hello, I'm Carmen.

00:36:16Carmen, would liposuction be a good idea for you?

00:36:19Oh well.

00:36:20Excuse him, it's just that plastic surgeons are using a new specialization.

00:36:23Look, understand me, you're very pretty, but with liposuction you were going to stay...

00:36:26Don't think it's an idea that crosses my mind every morning, okay?

00:36:29When I'm there with the creams, hit me.

00:36:31And you've been a mother, right?

00:36:33Yeah.

00:36:33It's just that I saw that your chest was a little saggy for your age and I thought.

00:36:35It's a shame, because it's nice in form, huh?

00:36:37Beautiful.

00:36:38Have I dropped it?

00:36:39I'm going to have liposuction.

00:36:40Look, I'll raise it a little, I'll give you two sizes more and you'll stay, let's see what.

00:36:45But don't pay attention.

00:36:47You both look great now, do you have a great body?

00:36:50No, no, yes, I'm not saying no.

00:36:50The thing is, at a certain age women begin an inevitable decline, unless they pass through my hands.

00:36:55Men, unfortunately, and it's a drama, prefer them younger.

00:36:59Well that's nonsense, because I'm with a 50-year-old and he wants me like I'm Zapata here.

00:37:04Well, enjoy it, because that doesn't last long, right?

00:37:06A woman's best friend is a surgeon.

00:37:09I have witnessed the tragedy of these women and I give them hope.

00:37:12Yes, in comfortable installments.

00:37:14Also.

00:37:14Look, girls, with age you have to learn to accept yourself.

00:37:18The beautiful thing is seeing how your body evolves.

00:37:20Look in the mirror and say, well, this is me.

00:37:24That?

00:37:24Of course you change over the years.

00:37:26And?

00:37:27I myself, from the age of 40 onwards, my ass started to grow.

00:37:32Hey, he would stalk me and say, stop, and he would grow.

00:37:36Until my own ass once told me,

00:37:38Hey, look, babe, no matter how many diets you do, no matter how much exercise you do, I'm still going to stick to you.

00:37:43And what is the breast area.

00:37:45One day they also told me, well now we're going to be a little bit lower.

00:37:49So you're screwed.

00:37:50What am I going to do?

00:37:52Am I going to put them here?

00:37:53Suddenly.

00:37:54Who's going to believe they got up there alone?

00:37:58Look, if I'm liked the way I am, that's great.

00:38:01And if not, then they'll be screwed.

00:38:05Okay, but you'll have a little card, right?

00:38:07Yes of course.

00:38:08Hey, it can be financed, right?

00:38:09Tonight we're having the housewarming party.

00:38:12Well, do you want to come?

00:38:13Several clients are coming, so you can see the quality of my work.

00:38:16It's a showcase party.

00:38:18Of course, then we moved on.

00:38:19Yes, around 11, we have to get all this organized a bit.

00:38:23Well.

00:38:25How good the surgeon is.

00:38:28Of course, if I had to wean him earlier.

00:38:30Hey, what discount will I get on liposuction if I get it tied?

00:38:33Hey?

00:38:34Hey?

00:38:34Hello.

00:38:37It turns out I'm finishing up the bedroom.

00:38:40What is this?

00:38:40A tribute to Jurassic Park?

00:38:42No, the book says that plants bring life force and purify the environment.

00:38:45Ah.

00:38:46Hey, I brought you a self-help book that might interest you.

00:38:50It's called I shit on Feng Shui.

00:38:52The author is a long-time follower of this ancient art who rearranged the furniture and left it to his wife.

00:38:57It has interesting reflections.

00:38:58Ah, well, come, come, come. Help me.

00:39:03Come, help me put the bed against the left wall because I can't sleep with my feet pointing toward the door.

00:39:08And to the window?

00:39:09Well no, not that either, but now I put these little balls here in the frame and so the energy doesn't escape anymore.

00:39:14And why don't you put the balls directly on the door so we don't move the bed?

00:39:17Carlos, do you know more than Master Lillón?

00:39:19Because come on, he's been in Tibet for 60 years reflecting on Feng Shui.

00:39:23Yes, Lucia, but they're very high up there and they don't get any oxygen and they just say nonsense.

00:39:27Come on, sit down.

00:39:29Well.

00:39:30Look, I understand that you're going through a rough patch and that the wedding thing was a shock.

00:39:34And you're lost and looking for answers everywhere.

00:39:37Sects live off of that.

00:39:38And I respect everyone and all beliefs, but I really think Feng Shui is nonsense.

00:39:42And I'm sure that Maestro Lillón will be loaded and laughing his head off in his Miami mansion full of walls,

00:39:48of energy blockages and heated swimming pools.

00:39:50Well, very well, Carlos, but even if you don't believe it, things are starting to go much better for me.

00:39:54Tomorrow Father Miguel will bring me the wedding papers.

00:39:57But where are the papers? Aren't they in the civil registry?

00:40:02No, he hasn't delivered them yet.

00:40:04Of course, that means that legally it's as if I weren't married to Roberto.

00:40:08He doesn't know, I can curse him all I want.

00:40:10So I'm going to make him feel as bad as he made me feel.

00:40:13And that doesn't block energy, it's not bad for your chi.

00:40:15Come on, that's the best thing there is for me.

00:40:17Hello. Hey, Lucía, wasn't your lawyer supposed to come see me? This divorce thing is a bit rushed for me.

00:40:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but this case is going to take a long time, right? Because they're studying it in depth.

00:40:31By the way, he told me he can sue you for moral damages.

00:40:34As?

00:40:36And my father is thinking of asking you for the wedding money, but come on, don't worry, it's 45,000 euros.

00:40:41Hey, Lucía, I think the best thing to do with this is to let it go so we can get over it as soon as possible.

00:40:45No, but I've already overcome it, but it's going to be a little harder for you.

00:40:48Well, what do you want, to sink me?

00:40:49Me, with all the wonderful moments we've spent together in life, my love.

00:40:53Hey, Lucía, if what bothers you is that I want to go out with Ana, then tell me.

00:40:57Oh, I love Feng Shui, hurray!

00:40:59Have you seen how everything is starting to get better for me?

00:41:01Yeah. Hey, back to the topic of you not being married.

00:41:03By the way, I met a really cute guy this afternoon at the mirror shop.

00:41:07He brought me home on his motorcycle.

00:41:09Oh! We're meeting for dinner tonight.

00:41:11But hey, what about us?

00:41:13Carlos! I need to cleanse myself of attachments to the past, which hinder my development and creativity.

00:41:17Look, I'm putting all the old junk and things I don't use anymore in this box.

00:41:21to make way for new positive energy.

00:41:24And I go in the box?

00:41:26Honey, don't be angry.

00:41:28If we can be friends, huh?

00:41:29I'm going to the girls' house, I have a lot of things to tell them.

00:41:33So Feng Shui works.

00:41:39The fucking linyún.

00:41:46I just don't understand why you're calling us and it's going to be late, it's not hard at all.

00:41:50Leave him, he'll come back. He must be somewhere around here.

00:41:54Look, now you've reminded me of my father.

00:41:56I'll give you a joke about football.

00:41:57Good night.

00:42:00Chechu, come here. We need to talk to you.

00:42:01What do you have there?

00:42:02Nothing, it's the removable roll to a colleague.

00:42:05Removable? With cables hanging out?

00:42:07Yes, the thing is that it is an old model.

00:42:09You can't imagine how that sounds, huh?

00:42:11Look, Chechu, this can't be, huh?

00:42:12This rebel without a cause, Spanish version, is going nowhere.

00:42:17Let's see.

00:42:17What do you want to be in life?

00:42:20I?

00:42:21I don't know, well... millionaire.

00:42:24Yes, me too, but let's try to qualify it a little.

00:42:28What would you like to do?

00:42:30How would you create that economic empire of yours?

00:42:33Hey...

00:42:34Is there no profession that suits you?

00:42:36Uh... yeah.

00:42:37Roller coaster tester.

00:42:40It's a step forward.

00:42:42Chechu, there are very few ways out here.

00:42:44Well, music is also my thing.

00:42:46The music?

00:42:47Okay, that's another thing, music.

00:42:51Wait, huh?

00:42:56We bought you this electric guitar...

00:42:59with its amplifier...

00:43:02and with everything.

00:43:05Is this for me?

00:43:06Yes, but you have to start studying music, right?

00:43:08How strong!

00:43:09I'm going to show it to my colleagues.

00:43:11But don't sell it, okay?

00:43:12No, damn it, it's a gift.

00:43:16But don't give him those ideas, you're his father.

00:43:19Hey, by the way, what great aim with the guitar, huh?

00:43:22How did you know he liked music?

00:43:24No, I didn't know that.

00:43:25Now I have to return the laptop, the racket

00:43:28and the mountain bike that I have stored in the meter room.

00:43:31Well, run, run, go over there, everyone has the keys there.

00:43:33You saw his face, didn't you?

00:43:34Chechu, all you need is a little motivation.

00:43:37And I'll throw this away tomorrow.

00:43:38Yes, and I think the guitar thing is going to greatly improve our relationships with our neighbors.

00:43:43Fuck them.

00:43:44Fuck them.

00:43:52Emilio, we need to talk to you.

00:43:54Hello, are you okay?

00:44:02My life has no meaning.

00:44:04They give me vacation and I don't know what to do.

00:44:06I bought an English course and I can't listen to it because I don't have a Wallman.

00:44:10But who am I? What am I doing here?

00:44:12What is the meaning of things?

00:44:15Emilio, don't think it's a trap.

00:44:17They give you a vacation to think and they destroy you.

00:44:20Hey, man, the president wants to screw Belén.

00:44:23He's hitting on her.

00:44:24Mr. Juan, what are you telling me?

00:44:26No, not my father.

00:44:27The one from the pool where he works.

00:44:28We have been there on a visit.

00:44:30But why do you go to see Bethlehem?

00:44:31You're putting her in a difficult position, you freeloaders.

00:44:34Man, it's because of love.

00:44:35To support her on her first day of work.

00:44:37Well, who's that asshole chasing her?

00:44:39A neighbor from there.

00:44:40He gave her a lifeguard swimsuit.

00:44:42Clear.

00:44:43That's why he doesn't want to come with me on vacation.

00:44:45He has brought in his borrista to make a mess.

00:44:47Well, he's going to explain that to me right now.

00:44:50Pussy.

00:44:51Do you see it?

00:44:52Now you have something to entertain yourself with.

00:44:54Oh, how good it feels after helping a friend.

00:44:57Of course, Paquito.

00:44:57Life is the little things.

00:44:59Clear.

00:45:00Belén, what do you care if we stay here?

00:45:02You have plenty of room.

00:45:03But hey, what do you think this is?

00:45:05The NGO Bethlehem for wayward women?

00:45:07If it's just a few days in which we find an apartment.

00:45:09Yeah, yeah.

00:45:10That's what Alicia told me and she stayed here for four years.

00:45:12Two of them free.

00:45:13Here they charge per day, like pensions.

00:45:15Belén, join in, they're your friends.

00:45:17Well, go on.

00:45:21The child has 50% free.

00:45:23Oh, you were thinking of charging us for the child.

00:45:25Well, you pay for that.

00:45:26But don't be a rat, you're working.

00:45:27Oh yeah, look, I'm so happy.

00:45:30I've only been here a day and the president of the community is sexually harassing me.

00:45:33If it is that...

00:45:33Tell, tell, tell.

00:45:35Account.

00:45:36How are you?

00:45:37And is it good?

00:45:38If he was hot I wouldn't say he was sexually harassing me.

00:45:41I would say linked.

00:45:42But he's a desperate fifty-something.

00:45:44No, no, no, report him, okay?

00:45:46Yes, but I need the job.

00:45:47Belén, never give up your dignity as a woman.

00:45:50Don't even allow the typical frustrated jerk to exercise his little bit of power.

00:45:53and take advantage of your employment situation.

00:45:55They just love to remind us that they have a penis.

00:45:57Oh, there you have the lesbian, huh.

00:45:59Belén, do you know why these things always happen to you?

00:46:02Well, I don't know, because I'm so sexy.

00:46:04No, because this house has bad feng shui, there is no harmony.

00:46:07You have stagnant chi.

00:46:09Sorry.

00:46:10And what's wrong with you?

00:46:10Have you had an herbal tea?

00:46:13Man!

00:46:14Hello.

00:46:15Hello.

00:46:16Have you closed the toilet seat?

00:46:18Yes of course.

00:46:19But before or after flushing the toilet?

00:46:21Uh, I think later.

00:46:22No, no, no, no, no.

00:46:23You should always do it before flushing the toilet,

00:46:25because otherwise, prosperity and luck will drain out of the house.

00:46:28Aunt.

00:46:29But does the lid close?

00:46:30Sorry, sorry.

00:46:32Belén, listen to me and report that guy.

00:46:34No, better.

00:46:35Blackmail him.

00:46:36Are you married?

00:46:37What's your deal with the president of the pool?

00:46:41That?

00:46:42Yeah, don't play dumb, you're hitting on him.

00:46:45What are you up to, muscling through life?

00:46:46And then what are you going to use the towel for?

00:46:48Emilio, I don't like him.

00:46:49He's the one who's harassing me.

00:46:51Oh yeah?

00:46:52Well, tomorrow I'm going to go and smash him against the edge of the pool.

00:46:55Are you caught?

00:46:56I'll defend myself now, okay?

00:46:57Thank you so much.

00:46:58Come on, Belén, stop helping us and let's go to the campsite, there's a Dutch river.

00:47:02I need the money, leave me alone.

00:47:04Oh yeah?

00:47:05Well, keep an eye out, okay?

00:47:06I'm on the ball.

00:47:07Watch out!

00:47:09Harassment, harassment, slut.

00:47:11Hello.

00:47:33Juan.

00:47:33Hello darling.

00:47:38How are you?

00:47:39Well, I'm happy, to be honest.

00:47:42Because I like the new neighbors.

00:47:43You are serious people.

00:47:44I've always been a strong advocate for young people, you know that.

00:47:47But mature people bring balance to the community.

00:47:53Isabel.

00:47:55Well, since I see that you don't grasp the subtleties, I want sex.

00:48:00Ah.

00:48:03But hey, what's that?

00:48:04Well, the new neighbors are bringing peace and balance to the community.

00:48:08We are going to focus on what is the carnal terrain.

00:48:12No, no.

00:48:12This is the typical pulse of newcomers.

00:48:17Look at it.

00:48:18An unauthorized party.

00:48:20Well, tell them.

00:48:20They better put on some music.

00:48:22So we can shout as much as we want.

00:48:24Oops, oops, oops!

00:48:25No, honey.

00:48:26A president must nip these things in the bud.

00:48:29Also, I'm a homebody.

00:48:30It is a double responsibility.

00:48:32Well, very well.

00:48:34And are you going to take a long time?

00:48:35No, it's just a moment.

00:48:38Well, you should know that I can take off all my makeup in five minutes.

00:48:41I'm warning you.

00:48:42I had a BMW and a villa with a pool.

00:48:48Note: electric blinds with remote control.

00:48:52What was I going to tell you?

00:48:53Are those your breasts?

00:48:55Almost.

00:48:56I only have two deadlines left and they are ecophiliacs.

00:48:59Hey, well done.

00:49:01Juan Luis.

00:49:07It's unbelievable that at your age you throw teenage parties without warning.

00:49:10It's the housewarming look for the apartment, Juan.

00:49:12Come, have a drink.

00:49:12It's summer.

00:49:13People sleep with their windows open.

00:49:15All the neighbors are going to jump on me.

00:49:16Well, only the concierge has come so far, and he seems very integrated, right?

00:49:19Hey, have you ever thought about getting a hair transplant?

00:49:22Hey?

00:49:22No, no, no.

00:49:24I've pretty much gotten over it.

00:49:26Henry.

00:49:26Enrique, please give me a moment.

00:49:28Stop flirting.

00:49:28Hey, look.

00:49:32Who says that hair hasn't been there forever?

00:49:34Hey?

00:49:35It's impressive, yes.

00:49:36Congratulations.

00:49:37Thank you.

00:49:38Duck down.

00:49:38Get down, man.

00:49:40You see?

00:49:40The hair is extracted from the nape of the neck and implanted with the entire follicle.

00:49:43And this hair has mobility, huh?

00:49:44Look at that mobility.

00:49:45Look.

00:49:46Well, and this hair is forever.

00:49:47You pull it and...

00:49:49Well, sometimes one gets loose.

00:49:50That's normal.

00:49:52Save them.

00:49:52I'll send them to you next week.

00:49:53Come on.

00:49:54It seems interesting.

00:49:55But I would have to do the math.

00:49:57No, no, look.

00:49:579 euros for hair.

00:49:59You can repopulate it little by little.

00:50:01If one month goes well for you, then you get 10 hairs.

00:50:02No?

00:50:03Well, you put 6 at your pace.

00:50:04Take.

00:50:05Whiskey with cola, which is the most universal.

00:50:07No, no, I really have to go.

00:50:08What do you say, man?

00:50:09At this party, people relax a lot.

00:50:11They are all clients of the clinic.

00:50:12Women who undergo surgery to show off.

00:50:14Do you understand me now?

00:50:15You go and tell him.

00:50:16That's a mammoplasty and the rest is nonsense.

00:50:18And that's it, you have it.

00:50:19It's that I have Isabel waiting.

00:50:20Leave that one to the man.

00:50:22Well.

00:50:23But just one, eh?

00:50:24Look, I'm going to introduce you to Vanessa.

00:50:27Vanessa Sanchez, please.

00:50:29Look, Vanessa Sanchez.

00:50:30This is Don Juan, the boss of the building.

00:50:32No, no, Mr. President.

00:50:33President of the family.

00:50:34Come on, how are you?

00:50:36Hello good evening.

00:50:38Hello.

00:50:39Has Bea come?

00:50:40How am I?

00:50:41Well, bad, really.

00:50:42But hey, try it.

00:50:45Hello.

00:50:45How are you?

00:50:46Hello.

00:50:53He's got talent, huh?

00:50:55Have you seen how much he has improved in three hours?

00:50:57Oh, doesn't that sound like Eric Clapton to you?

00:51:01Yes, yes.

00:51:02On a hungover Sunday.

00:51:03Look, I'm going to tell him to stop, this is torture, okay?

00:51:05But no, no, no.

00:51:06How are you going to do that?

00:51:07Can you imagine that Paul McCartney three minutes before composing Yesterday,

00:51:11Would his mother have told him to stop playing the guitar because it was noisy?

00:51:14No, inspiration comes when it comes.

00:51:16Maury, I have a trial tomorrow.

00:51:17If you had to give him the guitar, it would have been when he turned 18.

00:51:21But, Fernando, in the world of music people start very young.

00:51:24You know what years Enrique Llana, Parchís, Melody or Paulina Rubio started.

00:51:28No.

00:51:29Who tells you this guy won't make us millionaires?

00:51:32But she is the reincarnation of Paloma Cuesta.

00:51:34Okay, let's stop making similarities, shall we?

00:51:37The important thing is that Chechu now has a goal in life.

00:51:40Yes, yes.

00:51:41To annoy the neighbors.

00:51:43Hey, the weird thing is that they haven't complained yet, right?

00:51:45Well, the eggs are making a lot of noise too.

00:51:47It's true.

00:51:50I don't think we'll be able to sleep all night, huh?

00:51:53Fernando, I'm very tired and my head hurts.

00:51:56Very good.

00:51:58We have lost the magic.

00:52:00Fernando, having children is very hard, it changes your life.

00:52:03So they can say that we can't be a traditional family.

00:52:06Come on, you.

00:52:08Nothing.

00:52:08Good night.

00:52:09Take it away, no.

00:52:11Yes, yes.

00:52:11Excellent.

00:52:12I'm going to prepare a vlog about Marisa that I invented the day Manolo got married.

00:52:21Oh, how good that we heard the music, otherwise we would have missed it.

00:52:26Yes, that's true, if they don't let us know.

00:52:28What would it cost them to put a piece of paper in the goal?

00:52:31I had a BMW and a villa with a pool.

00:52:36I used to turn on the heating with my mobile phone.

00:52:39No, I know it seems a little silly to turn on the heating when you're not home, but you feel powerful.

00:52:47Napoleon, huh?

00:52:47With all his armies.

00:52:50Couldn't I turn on the heating remotely?

00:52:53No, it's true.

00:52:55Clear!

00:52:57Hello, Juan Cuesta, president of the community.

00:53:00How are you?

00:53:01They all deny it to you.

00:53:02The old ladies are wonderful and they go around saying that you haven't done anything for them.

00:53:05I had to find you at the cinema, where I was with a group of friends.

00:53:08Come on, she played dumb.

00:53:11No, no, if I have surgery I'll say so, okay?

00:53:12Also, the author is the author.

00:53:14Take advantage then, of course.

00:53:16We are in the midst of a painful campaign, spring, summer.

00:53:18Okay, but let's see what price you give me, okay?

00:53:21Okay, at least.

00:53:22Vicky has hurt me, a lot, a lot of hurt.

00:53:25But hey, you have to take it easy, right?

00:53:26There's no need to obsess about getting well right away.

00:53:29Overcome it in a natural way.

00:53:32And how long has it been since your wife left you?

00:53:33Eight years.

00:53:35Oh, well, just take it easy, okay? At your own pace.

00:53:38Although I think you might be ready to start another relationship.

00:53:41Right?

00:53:42I already kind of notice that... come on, like yes.

00:53:46Hey, you see lesbian, huh?

00:53:48I'm telling you this because I see your friend as very...

00:53:51And are you a couple?

00:53:53Other.

00:53:53That I'm not a lesbian.

00:53:55What's up? Do I have a sign on my forehead or something?

00:53:56No, no, no, man, no. The thing is, if you sharpened your nose a little, it would look much more feminine.

00:54:05Well, let's take it one step at a time, okay?

00:54:08For now we start from here down.

00:54:09Of course?

00:54:11Well, Juan, I know we've had our differences.

00:54:15You've done a lot of shit to me.

00:54:18But I really like you.

00:54:20I love you.

00:54:21I love you too, don't I?

00:54:22No, I love you more.

00:54:24No?

00:54:25Come on, another drink.

00:54:26Well, but the last one you give me at this time.

00:54:28Come on, let's get the surgeon drunk.

00:54:31You'll see how he rolls with the budget.

00:54:33Now, what's the week like?

00:54:34How do you roll with theと?

00:54:35How do you deal with dietrichism?

00:54:35Let's get the surgeon drunk.

00:54:36No, I love you.

00:54:36United, two, two, two, two, two, two.

00:54:37We danced, everyone, we sang.

00:54:40Wari, wari, wari, wari, boom, boom?

00:54:41Behind everyone!

00:55:09Oh, sorry, honey, I'm sorry.

00:55:11Did I wake you up?

00:55:13You know what?

00:55:14I had a bit of fun at Juan Luis and Rafa's party.

00:55:17so as not to be rude to them and...

00:55:19Already.

00:55:19And now, I'm staying on the couch sleeping.

00:55:21Since you are a light sleeper.

00:55:23Juan, I fell asleep, all made up, waiting for you.

00:55:26Do you know how I put the lipstick pillow?

00:55:29It seems that someone has been murdered.

00:55:30Yes darling.

00:55:31It was a mistake, forgive me, I'm sorry.

00:55:33Forgive me.

00:55:34What's happening?

00:55:35You don't like me.

00:55:36I'm ugly.

00:55:37No, no, no, for God's sake.

00:55:38Well, honey, you are a beauty.

00:55:40I've never told you this, but you're really mad, Elizabeth Taylor.

00:55:43Well, Elizabeth Taylor is hot now.

00:55:46No, no, no, not now.

00:55:47I'm referring to Cleopatra's,

00:55:49to the one with the hot cat on the roof and...

00:55:51Juan, there are moments in a woman's life

00:55:53that as a woman you need to feel like a woman.

00:55:57I mean, the years are passing by.

00:55:58and hormones...

00:56:00Uh, uh!

00:56:00They become gang members.

00:56:01Isabel, darling,

00:56:03I swear to you that the most important thing for me

00:56:05is your happiness and your well-being.

00:56:09Dad, if I were you I'd go down.

00:56:10They broke a car window

00:56:12and they've taken your radio cassette player.

00:56:13What are you saying?

00:56:14I curse myself.

00:56:15But, Juan, where are you going?

00:56:16We were talking.

00:56:17Honey, it's just a second.

00:56:18I'll be right back.

00:56:19They must have stolen my road map.

00:56:21Just bought.

00:56:22What a bunch of people!

00:56:24Look, I've told him 20,000 times.

00:56:25Remove the cover.

00:56:27It's that she's older.

00:56:28Hey?

00:56:28Me too?

00:56:30Am I old?

00:56:31No, because hair does a lot.

00:56:33What hair?

00:56:34Ah, yes.

00:56:36I always had it very nice.

00:56:39And this is the third report I've given in six months.

00:56:41Just the year I put it on deductible.

00:56:43Well, you'll see how your policy goes up.

00:56:45But what kind of neighborhood is this?

00:56:46An alarm goes off and no one comes down.

00:56:48People are scared, Mr. Juan.

00:56:49Or you leave the car here at the same door

00:56:51or you see what happens.

00:56:52What a lack of citizen solidarity.

00:56:53It's a great radio station, one of those that you can't hear anymore...

00:56:55Man, Mauri!

00:56:58Do you want to believe that my radio has been stolen?

00:57:00That's why I don't have cars anymore.

00:57:02and it is a burden.

00:57:03No?

00:57:04In short, we will have to accept that living in the city

00:57:06It is a permanent aggression.

00:57:08But it wasn't a very expensive radio either, was it?

00:57:10I don't know, I ask.

00:57:11If it's not the money, Mauri.

00:57:12They are the presets.

00:57:13I had stations memorized that can no longer be found.

00:57:16But how could they not meet?

00:57:17No, no, no, they are not taken anymore.

00:57:19Well, I'm going, I'm in a bit of a hurry.

00:57:24Mr. John,

00:57:25Have you had any friction with Mauri lately?

00:57:27No no.

00:57:28Because?

00:57:28Because he was the one who stole the radio.

00:57:30if you carry it in your hand.

00:57:31He has been the delinquent child

00:57:32and the gay is covering for him.

00:57:35But well, this is the last straw.

00:57:36I'm going to call social services.

00:57:38that this child kills and rapes us all.

00:57:41Well, as long as it's in that order...

00:57:43Concha, no, no, no, don't rush.

00:57:44The first thing is always dialogue.

00:57:47Emilio, come on, we're going.

00:57:49But anyway, Paco,

00:57:50That is, you take vacations whenever you want,

00:57:52Yes, quietly.

00:57:53Excuse me, does every worker have the right one day?

00:57:55for personal matters?

00:57:56Yes, going to the pool, a very serious matter.

00:57:58Come on, Carlos, even Emilio has been given a vacation.

00:58:00Look, you're putting your job on the line, I'm not telling you any more.

00:58:02Dad, look what it looks like.

00:58:03These dates are coming

00:58:04and lose their dignity as a person.

00:58:06Damn, look who he went to talk to.

00:58:08Go on, pull, pull.

00:58:09Make it seem like you're not going with me.

00:58:11Come on, what...

00:58:12Calm down, don't worry.

00:58:16If not even God comes in here on these dates.

00:58:18Normal, with the bad feng shui that this place has,

00:58:21It has no chi, no bagua, nothing.

00:58:23That?

00:58:23If everything is very badly placed.

00:58:26Seriously, redecorating works.

00:58:28You don't know how well Lucía is doing.

00:58:30since he uses feng shui.

00:58:31Well, now I hope not.

00:58:33Because yesterday I snuck into his house with my key

00:58:37and I flushed the toilet several times with the lid open

00:58:40so that the luck would be drained.

00:58:41And the little glass balls,

00:58:43wing, out the window,

00:58:44as if the air had taken them away

00:58:45so that the power in the house goes out.

00:58:47Carlos, do you really believe in this stuff?

00:58:52The thing is...

00:58:53It's that Lucia has met someone else.

00:58:55Just when I was already there...

00:58:56Well, even if it worked.

00:58:58Hey?

00:58:58How can people be so bad?

00:59:00Is...

00:59:00It's love.

00:59:02Javi has had a motorcycle accident

00:59:06and they hit him at a traffic light.

00:59:08What are you saying?

00:59:10Hey, and just the day after I met him.

00:59:14No, no, no, no.

00:59:14And wait, wait.

00:59:15I went to the hospital to see him.

00:59:16and I ran into his girlfriend in the room.

00:59:19It turns out they live together.

00:59:21Oh, oh, my God.

00:59:22Well, don't worry, nothing's wrong.

00:59:24It is very difficult to meet someone wonderful.

00:59:26from one day to the next.

00:59:27Yes, Carlos, but I thought that finally

00:59:28my luck had already changed.

00:59:31It's not...

00:59:32Look, Lucia, this Feng Shui thing is nonsense.

00:59:34So, look, we're going that way.

00:59:36and I'll treat you to something.

00:59:37Well, nothing, I have, let's go,

00:59:38the vagus completely weakened.

00:59:40No, so we bought some vitamins for the lazy guy.

00:59:45Fuck this Juan Luis.

00:59:47He must be a scalpel artist.

00:59:493,200 euros for mammoplasty.

00:59:51And for me, for removing my double chin, 2,400.

00:59:54But you save the silicone.

00:59:56Well, the facelift doesn't seem that expensive to me.

00:59:59Don't get distracted, you're on guard.

01:00:00Wow!

01:00:01Look, the anesthesiologist charges us separately.

01:00:05I don't need it.

01:00:06I'm leaving here all dressed up.

01:00:08and I don't understand anything.

01:00:10And where are we going to get so much money?

01:00:12for operations?

01:00:14Girls, Father Miguel.

01:00:15What are you doing here?

01:00:16Open, open.

01:00:18Hello, Father.

01:00:19I was going to see him this afternoon.

01:00:20I didn't know you had home delivery.

01:00:22Well, that would be good business.

01:00:2424-hour telepenance.

01:00:26Let's see...

01:00:27What's up, Vicenta?

01:00:29I'm in a bit of a hurry, okay?

01:00:30Father, I am in sin.

01:00:32I've dreamed about Paco Montes de Oca again.

01:00:34Ah, my daughter, stop looking at time.

01:00:37If it's already summer, it's always nice.

01:00:40Look, the Lord wants you to turn off the TV.

01:00:43and go out to enjoy his creation.

01:00:45What's in it?

01:00:46No, nothing.

01:00:47Don't lie, you already know it's a sin, okay?

01:00:50Lucia's wedding papers,

01:00:52that we have not yet taken them to the civil registry.

01:00:53Ah, well he's not home.

01:00:55Tell us, and we'll give it to you.

01:00:56No, but...

01:00:57Are you sure there's no one home?

01:00:59No, no, sure.

01:01:00No one can come and go here without us knowing.

01:01:05Well, I'm leaving,

01:01:06I have to take the photos for the tour poster.

01:01:08Please don't forget to give them to them,

01:01:10which is very important.

01:01:11Calm down, go in peace.

01:01:15It really seems like he doesn't trust us.

01:01:17And he does well,

01:01:18because these papers will pay for our operations.

01:01:20Or is it? Oh, how nice!

01:01:21This is good, huh?

01:01:33I don't enjoy it without my eye.

01:01:35I need a gas cylinder.

01:01:36She's always beautiful, huh?

01:01:38Oh, what's coming back, what's coming back, what's coming back!

01:01:44Oh, girl, I'm drowning!

01:01:46I didn't put on my hat and my hair got wet.

01:01:48You are an idiot!

01:01:49What the hell are you doing here?

01:01:50Don't go to sleep, damn it, you'll be drowning in people.

01:01:52I've had enough with those three idiots.

01:01:54Where's your Clinton?

01:01:55I just came to meet him.

01:01:57Look, Emilio, don't get me into this whole thing here, okay?

01:01:59I ask you, please.

01:02:00And no, it hasn't gone down yet.

01:02:02Oh no?

01:02:02Well, let's go to the sewage treatment plant for a moment.

01:02:04But you are stupid!

01:02:05How am I going to leave this alone?

01:02:06But you have three divers there to rescue people.

01:02:09Come on!

01:02:09Good morning, Belén.

01:02:11Wow!

01:02:12I see you haven't put on the swimsuit I gave you.

01:02:14It just doesn't suit me,

01:02:16because my body is a bit strange.

01:02:17No, my wife has it weird.

01:02:19You have it beautiful.

01:02:21You must be Mr. President, right?

01:02:23Yeah.

01:02:23And you?

01:02:25Emilio Delgado,

01:02:26City Council Swimming Pool Commission.

01:02:28I have to ask you a question.

01:02:30The chlorine level is okay, right?

01:02:32Well, I guess so.

01:02:33Yes, I added chlorine yesterday.

01:02:35And I see a lot of wasps around here.

01:02:37You know that with this you are in breach of contract.

01:02:38the European regulations on biting insects, right?

01:02:41What regulation is that?

01:02:42Well, a new one has come out now.

01:02:44No, but it's all right, right?

01:02:45He was already leaving.

01:02:46No, no, no, no.

01:02:46And have the children passed the mandatory swimming classes?

01:02:49for children under 10 years old?

01:02:51Since when are they mandatory?

01:02:52Well, since June 1st.

01:02:53That carries a fine, huh?

01:02:55If I want, I can sanction him right now.

01:02:57But well, no.

01:02:58Being the first year,

01:03:00I will personally teach the classes.

01:03:02No, but the lifeguards take care of that.

01:03:04No, no, no, no.

01:03:05But you can't trust everyone.

01:03:07Because many misfortunes have already occurred.

01:03:09No, no, I think it's a great idea.

01:03:11Fatima, there's a gentleman from the town hall here.

01:03:13who is going to give swimming lessons to the children.

01:03:15Wow, that's great.

01:03:17Quique, come, run, come.

01:03:19Hey, I'll sign up for mine now.

01:03:20How much does it cost?

01:03:21100 euros per child, full course and diploma

01:03:24and at the end I'm giving away some flip-flops.

01:03:26Well, that's good, hey, because last year

01:03:28I think the lifeguard charged us more.

01:03:29Of course, because this is subsidized.

01:03:31I'm also signing up my kid.

01:03:33I'm going to get money.

01:03:34Excuse us for a moment.

01:03:37This money is for the lifeguard.

01:03:38But how are you going to teach classes if you don't know how to swim?

01:03:41You are a literate one.

01:03:42God, I don't want you to be here.

01:03:43Silly, if we spend more time together.

01:03:46Dad, get out of the cage now.

01:03:48that you're going to wrinkle more than you are.

01:03:49Hey, he got a little dizzy, huh?

01:03:51If it has been underwater for a long time.

01:03:53Oh, a bug has ruined me.

01:03:55Oh, but I told you, I told you.

01:03:56Come on, get out of there.

01:03:57I slept like a dream, huh?

01:04:06The patio smells a bit like fried food.

01:04:08Speaking of fried food,

01:04:10Will we have to do some shopping and cleaning?

01:04:12I say.

01:04:13Hey, Bea, wonderful.

01:04:14It's great.

01:04:16He is intelligent.

01:04:18It's just the best.

01:04:20Hey, speaking of milk, I'm hungry.

01:04:21By the way, how are you doing with Carmen?

01:04:23Oh, how late it is.

01:04:24I have an appointment to see an apartment.

01:04:26Good, right?

01:04:27A kiss.

01:04:29I'm ideal for viewing apartments.

01:04:31I'll call you later.

01:04:32Yes, we have to talk about liposuction.

01:04:34Of course, as you have already done the prior study.

01:04:36Hey, give me an hour before Bea, okay?

01:04:38That my postoperative period is longer.

01:04:40Don't worry, princess.

01:04:43What a fool.

01:04:45Bye.

01:04:47You see?

01:04:48That's what's wrong with me.

01:04:50That I don't finish.

01:04:52After a long night, right?

01:04:54When you suddenly have to be cheeky and say, baby, bed, well, don't finish it.

01:04:58Note that these are two shitty words.

01:05:00And it was done, right?

01:05:01With Bea it was already done.

01:05:04What are you laughing at?

01:05:05I have a good chance with that girl, huh?

01:05:07Everything has been very nice.

01:05:08You can erase Vicky from my life, definitely.

01:05:11Rafa is a lesbian.

01:05:12Hello, lesbian.

01:05:13Lesbian, what else?

01:05:16How lesbian?

01:05:17Well, lesbian.

01:05:18But he was talking to me all night.

01:05:20All night?

01:05:21What do you say, man?

01:05:22Five minutes.

01:05:22Well, the party wasn't that long, was it?

01:05:24Take this from me and don't regret it, eh?

01:05:30I want to wait for myself.

01:05:32About what?

01:05:32Well, I don't know, whatever.

01:05:34What is the fastest?

01:05:35Dewlap.

01:05:36Chechu, man, I've come up with a great joke.

01:05:45We sneaked into Concha's house without him noticing.

01:05:47and find this bug in your bed.

01:05:49We make the body with two pillows,

01:05:50I get under the bed

01:05:52and I move the mattress with my hand to make it breathe.

01:05:54You take the camera and...

01:05:55I can't, man.

01:05:56My music teacher is coming.

01:05:58I am studying music theory.

01:06:00And for what?

01:06:01I don't know, it's cool.

01:06:02They gave me a guitar.

01:06:04Chechu, you have to be strong.

01:06:05I was also hooked on sweet fruit,

01:06:07but I got out of the way in time.

01:06:08No, no, they're messing with me.

01:06:11Also, I'm going to rein it in a bit.

01:06:16Damn, with reintegration.

01:06:20Let's see, the most important thing to learn to swim

01:06:23is not to sink,

01:06:25because otherwise it would be called diving.

01:06:26Oh, and don't let anyone think of it

01:06:28open your mouth underwater, huh?

01:06:29You've probably seen it.

01:06:31in some Ricky Martin video,

01:06:32But that's nonsense, right?

01:06:33Ah, Ricardo,

01:06:35you're going to be still now

01:06:36and you will listen to me.

01:06:37I'm going to be president

01:06:38and I do whatever I want.

01:06:40You do whatever you want?

01:06:43Emilio, please.

01:06:44No, no, no.

01:06:45Don't worry, if we are diving,

01:06:46if it is to remove his fear.

01:06:49I want to dive too.

01:06:51No, no, me first.

01:06:52Okay, okay, okay, okay.

01:06:53Well, I'll put it in the syllabus.

01:06:55Come on, let's see, the next one.

01:06:56Take.

01:06:57Come on, take it.

01:06:58Another one over here.

01:06:58It seems the children are having fun with Emilio.

01:07:00Yes, he is a very funny man.

01:07:03Hey, Belén,

01:07:04I would like to show you how it works

01:07:06from the treatment plant.

01:07:07So you can take care of all the maintenance

01:07:09when I'm at the beach.

01:07:11Yes, yes, yes, of course.

01:07:13Come on?

01:07:13Come on.

01:07:13The water is sucked into the skimmer,

01:07:22that is where he is in a hurry

01:07:23and where to connect the pool cleaner.

01:07:26The filter must be cleaned every week.

01:07:28There you have the pressure gauge

01:07:29and that's all.

01:07:32Well, very well.

01:07:33If you have any questions...

01:07:35No, no, I don't think so.

01:07:36It's all clear.

01:07:37The pressure gauge,

01:07:39chlorine,

01:07:40what is this, right?

01:07:41Yes, yes, he doesn't.

01:07:43What are you doing?

01:07:44Sorry, sorry.

01:07:45I thought you were falling.

01:07:46What do you mean I fell?

01:07:46That has touched my ass.

01:07:47The ass?

01:07:48No, no, no, not me.

01:07:49Well, well, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:07:51Fuck everything.

01:07:52Belén, I've fallen in love with you.

01:07:54No, but remove.

01:07:55Yesterday I made love to my wife

01:07:56after six months

01:07:57and I put your face on it.

01:07:59No, but he already put my face on it,

01:08:01What more do you want, huh?

01:08:02On this!

01:08:03What are you doing down there?

01:08:05What's taking you so long?

01:08:06Uh, no, it's that the Skinner

01:08:08that has been blocked.

01:08:21For Gambayat.

01:08:22For Gambayat.

01:08:27That child is going to the left.

01:08:28He has a psychomotor problem.

01:08:30Go back to your towel,

01:08:31if you please.

01:08:32Listen,

01:08:33Fatima told me

01:08:34that the swimming course

01:08:35It's 100 euros,

01:08:36no. 150.

01:08:37Madam, but it is that

01:08:38I have included diving

01:08:39so that when the child

01:08:39go to the beach

01:08:40can activate the jet skis.

01:08:42Come on, Emilio, let's go,

01:08:43that slowpoke has touched my ass.

01:08:45But wait a minute, calm down.

01:08:46Let's see, what happened to you?

01:08:47I'm telling you,

01:08:48that he has touched me

01:08:48in the treatment plant.

01:08:49Well, poor man,

01:08:50he must have slipped up

01:08:51and you too on top

01:08:52you are provoking.

01:08:53Well, that's it.

01:08:53What are you saying?

01:08:54What are you saying?

01:08:55Let's see, Belén,

01:08:55you have to be practical.

01:08:56What was our goal?

01:08:57Money for the holidays, right?

01:08:58Well, that's it.

01:08:59And also,

01:09:00look what the poor guy is married to.

01:09:02But what are you defending him for or what?

01:09:03No,

01:09:03but he is a bastard

01:09:04and I break his face.

01:09:05But let me finish.

01:09:06the swimming course

01:09:07that I still have open

01:09:07the registration period.

01:09:08Emilio, what is most important to you?

01:09:10The money or me?

01:09:12Look, fuck off a little.

01:09:13But give me a moment

01:09:14to think about it

01:09:14if you don't give me time.

01:09:16Oh, the child!

01:09:17Manolito!

01:09:18Emilio,

01:09:19never put yourself

01:09:20money to a woman.

01:09:21And if you do,

01:09:22don't say it,

01:09:22that you look stupid.

01:09:23Fá, mi, re, do, si, la, sol, fa, do, o, o, o, o, o, o, o.

01:09:30Yes, la, sol, do.

01:09:32No, no, no, look.

01:09:33They are two eighth notes.

01:09:34Yes, la, sol, do.

01:09:35Shit!

01:09:37Come on, let's see, again.

01:09:39Have you seen, Jean-Michel, yet?

01:09:41What I tell you,

01:09:42we must prepare the lasers.

01:09:44Congratulations, Mauri.

01:09:44Things as they are.

01:09:45It was your success.

01:09:47Thank you.

01:09:48It was about time you recognized me.

01:09:49some merit.

01:09:50Apply yourself,

01:09:51that he's going to love me more than you.

01:09:53Don't sing victory either, okay?

01:09:54I'll teach him how to drive.

01:09:55and I sink you.

01:09:58Good afternoon.

01:09:59Social services.

01:10:00I have a court order

01:10:01to take the child

01:10:02that has been adopted

01:10:03in an irregular way.

01:10:04As?

01:10:04What's happening?

01:10:05They want to take Checho away.

01:10:07But a judge gave him to us for adoption.

01:10:09Yes, but they have opened a file on him.

01:10:10and the social worker

01:10:12who attended to you

01:10:13has been fired.

01:10:14We are dismantling

01:10:15this dangerous gay lobby.

01:10:17Of course!

01:10:18That's an aberration!

01:10:20I'll talk to you now.

01:10:22Lady,

01:10:22but it has started

01:10:23to study music.

01:10:24Well.

01:10:25Between!

01:10:25Come in and see the teacher!

01:10:26They can't do this to Checho.

01:10:28that has changed a lot.

01:10:29Yes, yes, it looks like someone else.

01:10:30Music theory and everything.

01:10:31Please tell him.

01:10:32to pick up his things.

01:10:33Yes, he has welded it.

01:10:37Very well, Piglet.

01:10:38Father Miguel.

01:10:39Yes, I'm Lucia.

01:10:41Where is?

01:10:43But if we agree that today

01:10:44He brought me the wedding papers.

01:10:46That?

01:10:46Oh well,

01:10:47How did you deliver it?

01:10:48to the ladies?

01:10:49No, no, no.

01:10:49I don't care about his tour.

01:10:52Okay, okay, okay, okay.

01:10:53Come on, okay.

01:10:54It doesn't matter.

01:10:54Leave it, come on.

01:10:55Okay, see you later.

01:10:56Shit!

01:10:57What's happening?

01:10:57Well, that's what I was missing.

01:10:58Come on, he handed it over to her.

01:10:59my wedding papers

01:10:59to the ladies.

01:11:02Lucia, it's my fault.

01:11:04It's just that I've been changing you

01:11:05some things from the site

01:11:06to throw your Feng Shui out of whack.

01:11:07Carlos, really,

01:11:07stop fooling around

01:11:08I already know this doesn't work,

01:11:10I already know.

01:11:10No, I'm serious.

01:11:12That I must have thrown away

01:11:12of your chain

01:11:13too many times

01:11:14with the lid open.

01:11:15It's that as still

01:11:16I had my keys,

01:11:17Well, if you were having dinner

01:11:19with the other...

01:11:20But you?

01:11:21Are you sick?

01:11:22Forgive me.

01:11:23Look, we're going down,

01:11:24that they surely have

01:11:25the papers still.

01:11:26I don't think they lost them.

01:11:27Come on, I'm sure that

01:11:27They have sold them to Roberto.

01:11:29Lucia, but you invited them

01:11:31to your wedding,

01:11:31How are they going to do that?

01:11:323,000 euros

01:11:33and as if there were no

01:11:34attended the wedding.

01:11:35But they are telling me

01:11:36that I still

01:11:36I'm not officially married.

01:11:38Well, it's up to us.

01:11:40Come on, 300 euros

01:11:42and we forget about this.

01:11:43Yes of course.

01:11:44Hey, hey, hey!

01:11:44Come on, the wedding papers.

01:11:46Hey, hey, Lucia!

01:11:47Why do you scare me?

01:11:47if you knew we weren't married?

01:11:49You're vindictive, aren't you?

01:11:50Give me the wedding papers.

01:11:51that Father Miguel told me.

01:11:52That we have nothing.

01:11:54Oh, no?

01:11:54Well, nothing.

01:11:54If you don't give it to me,

01:11:55I'll look for it.

01:11:55Through the kitchen

01:11:56and I in the bedrooms.

01:11:57Hey, is that this

01:11:57It's breaking and entering, damn it.

01:11:59It is very well spent

01:12:00for being a liar.

01:12:01What's going on in there?

01:12:03Nothing.

01:12:04That I am not married,

01:12:05that there are no papers.

01:12:06Come on, there are papers,

01:12:07but they are not in the registry.

01:12:08That we can go out whenever you want.

01:12:10Roberto, it's not going to be that way.

01:12:12But why not?

01:12:13If the only problem

01:12:13is that you didn't go out

01:12:14married to you.

01:12:15It's not something either

01:12:15with friends' ex-boyfriends.

01:12:17And now Lucia and I

01:12:17we are very close.

01:12:19I'm sorry.

01:12:21Are you very close?

01:12:25Come on, don't fuck with me.

01:12:27Concha, get out of bed.

01:12:29There is nothing to you.

01:12:31Daughter, it comforts me a lot.

01:12:32that you come see us

01:12:33from time to time.

01:12:34It's just that sometimes

01:12:35you are missed so much.

01:12:37It's hard to leave the nest.

01:12:38No, no, but you know

01:12:39that the door of this house

01:12:40is always open for you.

01:12:42And the one in the fridge?

01:12:43Hey, leave some lentils

01:12:45for tonight.

01:12:46Well, I'm leaving.

01:12:47Already? So soon?

01:12:49It's that Silvio

01:12:49He's waiting for me downstairs.

01:12:51He parked the van badly.

01:12:52The Rastafarian?

01:12:53Well, woman,

01:12:54So tell him to come up

01:12:55and have a coffee.

01:12:56I don't see him as much of a coffee person.

01:13:10How are you?

01:13:11How do you see me?

01:13:12Isabel, what have you done to yourself?

01:13:14Well, nothing,

01:13:14that you're a little off-putting.

01:13:16I just want you to tell me

01:13:16if I understand you correctly

01:13:18It's the only doubt I have.

01:13:21What's happening?

01:13:21You don't like it.

01:13:23No, give us time

01:13:24to get used to it a little.

01:13:26Well, I was thinking of becoming one.

01:13:27a liposculpture of those

01:13:28at a general level.

01:13:30But, darling,

01:13:31How come you don't consult me?

01:13:31these things?

01:13:32Are...

01:13:33You look really weird.

01:13:35Well, because

01:13:35It's that I want you to like me

01:13:37and I feel older.

01:13:38But you're not older

01:13:39and I love you.

01:13:41Well, this is already gone.

01:13:42from the hands.

01:13:43I'm going to talk right now

01:13:43with Juan Luis.

01:13:46But what does it cost you?

01:13:47give us a reward

01:13:49for the papers?

01:13:50Look, Marisa,

01:13:51give thanks

01:13:51not to call the police.

01:13:52What's going on down below?

01:13:54It's a bit of a drag

01:13:55Melanie Griffin, right?

01:13:57Mother,

01:13:58it doesn't suit you much.

01:14:00Yeah, but honey,

01:14:01this later

01:14:01gets off

01:14:02a little swelling.

01:14:04But I live,

01:14:06that you will soon grow old.

01:14:08And God willing

01:14:09that with resources...

01:14:11The rich also cry,

01:14:12that gave a series

01:14:13on TV.

01:14:14Let's see, ladies,

01:14:14Do you know?

01:14:15the concept

01:14:16private property?

01:14:17Pussy,

01:14:18the only thing that makes us excited

01:14:19is to go under the knife.

01:14:20Please, what's wrong?

01:14:21Well, they are trying.

01:14:22blackmail me

01:14:22with my wedding papers.

01:14:24You confuse crime

01:14:25with capitalism.

01:14:26Supply and demand, flat.

01:14:28Look,

01:14:28if they don't have money

01:14:29to have surgery,

01:14:30because they are not operated on

01:14:30like everyone else.

01:14:31Come on, let's move on,

01:14:32I'm leaving.

01:14:32Are you going to burn the papers?

01:14:34Can I go with you?

01:14:36Well, I love myself.

01:14:37do the facelift.

01:14:38The community

01:14:38would have to have

01:14:39a forecast

01:14:39or Montepío or something.

01:14:41Well, that's enough.

01:14:42The topic is over

01:14:42of cosmetic surgery.

01:14:44I feel sorry for them,

01:14:44but those new neighbors

01:14:45they have to leave the community.

01:14:46Well,

01:14:47That will have to be decided

01:14:48in meeting.

01:14:49But what board?

01:14:50If the floor is snowy.

01:14:51Fascist!

01:14:56Bethlehem, Bethlehem,

01:14:56listen, listen.

01:14:57Don't come any closer.

01:14:57Do not approach

01:14:58that I give him.

01:14:59I call his wife.

01:14:59No no,

01:15:00has come up to give us a snack

01:15:01to the child.

01:15:02No, don't worry, Belén.

01:15:03I just came to apologize.

01:15:03It was a foolish outburst,

01:15:04idiot.

01:15:05No, no, no,

01:15:05I don't care

01:15:06because I...

01:15:06Pinito!

01:15:08Quique,

01:15:09jump out of the water now

01:15:09that your eyes are very red.

01:15:11You look like the bad guy

01:15:11of the Galatian Wars.

01:15:12Come on.

01:15:13Shame on you, son.

01:15:14You are forcing Belén

01:15:15to put up with a slob

01:15:16for four cochinapesetas.

01:15:18Hey, I loved her.

01:15:19take to a campsite, huh?

01:15:20It was her

01:15:20the one that has been loved

01:15:21stay here for two duros.

01:15:22So now

01:15:22let it hold on.

01:15:24You're trying

01:15:24like a piece of meat.

01:15:26Oh my god!

01:15:27Oh, oh!

01:15:28My life is shit, Belén.

01:15:30My marriage is dead.

01:15:31My son ignores me.

01:15:32I was a branch manager

01:15:33and they parked me

01:15:34with pension funds.

01:15:35And suddenly,

01:15:36when nothing made sense,

01:15:38an angel appears in my life.

01:15:40I am an angel.

01:15:41I'm really sorry.

01:15:42I know I can't please anyone.

01:15:43I'm a disgusting guy,

01:15:45disgusting.

01:15:45No, no, no, man.

01:15:46No, it's not that bad.

01:15:48You'll see that

01:15:48as soon as you change your swimsuit

01:15:49everything is different.

01:15:51Hey?

01:15:51Thank you, Belén.

01:15:52Thank you, Belén.

01:15:53Come on.

01:15:54It's already happened.

01:15:55Hello!

01:15:56But what does it do?

01:15:57Is he hugging her?

01:15:58Poor thing,

01:15:59the bad time

01:16:00that is happening through love.

01:16:01I'll kill that guy, okay?

01:16:02Hey you, you bastard!

01:16:03Let her go!

01:16:04What are you doing?

01:16:05No, hey, hey, hey!

01:16:06Leave me!

01:16:07Leave me!

01:16:07Listen!

01:16:08Let me go!

01:16:09Let me go!

01:16:10Let me go!

01:16:11Emilio!

01:16:12He was asking me for forgiveness!

01:16:13Let's see, please,

01:16:14we all come back

01:16:15to our towels,

01:16:16that there is nothing to see here.

01:16:17Help him!

01:16:18He's going to drown me!

01:16:19No, no, no, no.

01:16:20I saved that.

01:16:20if it has been given one by one.

01:16:22If there are several of you,

01:16:22I'm not getting involved anymore.

01:16:23Save my husband!

01:16:25On to the other one!

01:16:29Don't pretend!

01:16:30Oh well,

01:16:31This wasn't the lifeguard!

01:16:32Well, I'm going to pick it up.

01:16:34This is very badly thought out, huh?

01:16:39If it has been horrible,

01:16:40I had a terrible time.

01:16:41If it is that I never

01:16:42I liked the water.

01:16:43Well, it has really messed us up.

01:16:44And that's where the children pee.

01:16:45If there has ever been a point

01:16:46It's just that I don't remember anything anymore.

01:16:48Better,

01:16:48because he has already had to do it

01:16:49word of mouth to my father.

01:16:51That?

01:16:51But I have been very professional,

01:16:53without tongue or anything.

01:16:54Just enough to reactivate

01:16:56lung function.

01:16:57What do you want

01:16:58if I was fighting

01:16:59with the president?

01:17:00Why lately

01:17:01you decide to follow me

01:17:02to ruin my working life?

01:17:03I?

01:17:04But if it's you

01:17:04the one that puts you in that lifeguard

01:17:05untitled

01:17:06They're going to report you, Belén.

01:17:07Yes, and you for assault.

01:17:09If we had left

01:17:10camping,

01:17:10that was what we had

01:17:11what to have done,

01:17:12none of this would have happened.

01:17:13How annoying is camping!

01:17:15What's happening?

01:17:15Do they give you commission or what?

01:17:17Well, Checho,

01:17:18take care of yourself, okay?

01:17:21Goodbye, uncle.

01:17:23It is true that the kid

01:17:24is studying music.

01:17:26I have seen the professor.

01:17:27And what about the radio?

01:17:28I don't care, okay?

01:17:29I was planning to change it

01:17:30by a navigator with DVD.

01:17:31Come on, Checho, let's go.

01:17:34Hey, he passed it to me.

01:17:35very good, huh?

01:17:36See you around.

01:17:39Mr. John,

01:17:40what's going on here?

01:17:41They've already taken the child from us,

01:17:43she will have been pleased.

01:17:44Man, it's not that bad, is it?

01:17:46Because they are going to approve the law for you.

01:17:48I don't think this country

01:17:48is still prepared

01:17:49for these things.

01:17:54We should have bought squid.

01:17:55They were on sale

01:17:56and in his store we are rich.

01:17:57But you know how to cook them.

01:17:59I don't.

01:17:59But then there you have it, mortadella.

01:18:00Man, the artist.

01:18:02What a mess you've made!

01:18:03But what's going on?

01:18:04That?

01:18:05Shall we have a little meeting?

01:18:06to get rid of the bad vibes?

01:18:07Hey?

01:18:07Oh my goodness, what a hangover.

01:18:11Good.

01:18:13I have called this extraordinary meeting

01:18:14as president

01:18:15and as landlord of the second B

01:18:16to analyze the terrible situation

01:18:18that has caused

01:18:19the arrival of a plastic surgeon

01:18:20to the building.

01:18:21I feel like Michael Jackson

01:18:22in the trial.

01:18:23Let's see, really,

01:18:24that I didn't want to create

01:18:25no conflict.

01:18:26Well, you've done it!

01:18:27because these ladies

01:18:27they were blackmailing me

01:18:28to pay for the operation.

01:18:30And the holidays,

01:18:31a little bit of everything.

01:18:32This is what I should do

01:18:33to pay social security.

01:18:35Everyone

01:18:36has the right

01:18:36to decent breasts.

01:18:38Isabel, for example,

01:18:39is completely stunned.

01:18:40He wants to have surgery on his entire body.

01:18:41She's a potential girl.

01:18:42No, no, no, no more.

01:18:44I feel very strange.

01:18:45What are you talking about, silly?

01:18:46If you have taken 10 years off.

01:18:48Juan Luis,

01:18:49you are a destabilizing element

01:18:50in this community of ours.

01:18:51Nobody had cared about her body

01:18:53until you arrived.

01:18:54Well, it does for me.

01:18:54I have always been metrosexual.

01:18:56Mariano, you are not the owner.

01:18:58I don't know what he's doing here.

01:18:59Yes, with boredom.

01:19:00This man is fascinating.

01:19:02This man is a goldmine.

01:19:03It is a challenge of science.

01:19:04Would you mind?

01:19:05that I did to him

01:19:06a complete study.

01:19:07Man, I appreciate it,

01:19:09but it's already getting close

01:19:09a level that is not profitable for me.

01:19:12Apart,

01:19:12the improvement is minimal.

01:19:14Maria, you are wrong.

01:19:15You have to accept yourself,

01:19:17like each other, it's very clear.

01:19:18The pretty thirty-something said it.

01:19:21I don't know, I like myself.

01:19:22What happens

01:19:22I think I'm the only one.

01:19:24I deny

01:19:26from the pressure of society

01:19:27and the standard of beauty

01:19:29if he tries to impose himself on us

01:19:30to all.

01:19:31What do I do in all that was seen?

01:19:33My photo must be me, huh?

01:19:34Let's see, please.

01:19:36Hereby,

01:19:36I inform the tenants

01:19:37from the second B

01:19:38that they must abandon

01:19:39immediately the house.

01:19:40You succeed wherever you go, huh?

01:19:42But why do you insist?

01:19:42in operating on all of humanity?

01:19:44Hey, Bill Gates doesn't want it.

01:19:45that every home has a computer.

01:19:47Well, but you to me

01:19:48You have to take this off me, right?

01:19:49It only lasts a few months.

01:19:51Collagen absorbs it

01:19:52the body

01:19:52that I have documented.

01:19:54Therefore,

01:19:54if you like,

01:19:55I break the contract

01:19:56leasing

01:19:56that we still had pending

01:19:58to sign.

01:19:58Hello.

01:20:00That's it.

01:20:00Thank you.

01:20:01Signed.

01:20:02Please,

01:20:02give me that immediately.

01:20:04It costs the shit.

01:20:05Be quiet, peace,

01:20:06to the neighbors

01:20:06I'm giving you a special discount

01:20:0720%.

01:20:08And free revisions.

01:20:10So,

01:20:11let him stay.

01:20:12Man,

01:20:12I had more parties.

01:20:13Rafa, give me the contract,

01:20:14I won't tell you again.

01:20:16I like the Beyoncé photo.

01:20:17the community pays for it.

01:20:18If this building

01:20:19it needs redecorating.

01:20:20Do they have bad feng shui?

01:20:21Oh yeah?

01:20:22But that's what I always say.

01:20:24Oh, finally,

01:20:24someone who speaks

01:20:25my same language.

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