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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the things people think are romantic but are actually creepy. And, Chuck and Lisa remember one date that Dave planned for a girlfriend that they can't let go.

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00:00this new board game is hard what is the game you have to match the five hour energy holiday flavor
00:05with their holiday you're an idiot pumpkin spice halloween cranberry lime thanksgiving
00:12gingerbread sap christmas are you a wizard
00:21all right here's a question for you and you can chime in for a little bit too if you'd like
00:25what's something people think is romantic but actually feels creepy they asked this question
00:30online some great responses to it what's something people think is romantic but actually feels creepy
00:36to you one eight five five nine five four six nine six nine is the number to reach us on the dave and
00:41chuck lines one eight five five nine five four six nine six nine or text us at four six nine six nine
00:48that's the five hour energy text line what's your problem what's your problem over there
00:58what's your problem i was just gonna mention um just about any idea dave has had
01:07but especially which one the picnic slash barbershop quartet what is wrong with you that's a winner
01:16no that's a winner slash we were thinking we literally both looked at each other and then
01:24gave you a side eye what it's definitely noticeable on the camera yeah oh the second you brought this
01:33up i know we were both thinking picnic slash barbershop quartet i was playing to the audience
01:39we haven't talked about this in a long time oh no because you don't you tend not to bring it up
01:44she loved it oh i don't know we don't have confirmation no this is not amber we're talking
01:51about it's not amber amber would not have loved it no i know that i can't even imagine the stuff he
01:57tried with amber i really can't you're ridiculous you know like what did he do wonderful you know what
02:04i mean it's like doing romantic things dave is like well you know i've been studying some indian culture so
02:11i that's what they say that's what they say oh my god you know careful settle down over there
02:24don't think about it too hard lease um those panties did drop well sure but i mean she probably did she's
02:30like yeah i don't know i got kind of a weird guy i'm seeing i can't buddy you don't tell it doesn't
02:39matter i don't care who i know really strange well he worked at the theme park and you don't tell
02:45anyone that a guy did that for you right like you just take that to your grave she tells that
02:49beautiful story for years to know i think she tells it now i think she tells it now but i think
02:54when you're dating a guy you're you just let that one go you don't tell anyone about that you just
03:00like take it to the grave until you break up and you're like you know well my ex got a barbershop
03:05quartet to show up during a picnic that he planned i didn't i thought i was getting killed that day
03:13ridiculous how long were they there for like they just come in and do a song a lot of songs
03:19a lot of songs like were they hanging out that's a great question how long were they standing there
03:24a couple i couldn't they they led with in the jungle which is what they knew well they really
03:30led within that was the one that you can't even imagine that can you even imagine it for one
03:35second
03:36oh my god keep your pants on over there keep your pants on it's getting hot in here
03:44i can't imagine i just i just know at least imagine this that was their song you can only
03:50do songs they knew imagine this they sang another song after that oh my god total of three songs
03:57you're there for nine and a half minutes one two three four
04:06see that's where they all have their little oh my god then when the guy hits the high note
04:11it's so uncomfortable
04:17this is not about me he's like sucking face he's making all the moves he's rubbing her legs
04:28it's a beautiful view on the and then they just leave yeah like a defeated obviously dave that
04:34thank you give them a tip yeah no one on with their picnic
04:37yeah i don't know what honestly he got laid well sure but you were dating already you was
04:44you know you banged her after the third date we all know what happens in your world
04:50she didn't run oh she didn't run not yet she did it eventually but um
04:56however well someone ran how that's all
04:59like what about you which is what i was asking what's something people think is romantic but
05:06actually feels creepy hmm 1-855-954-6969 you got it together chuckle yeah yeah she's fine i mean
05:16she's calmed down over there i gotta i don't know if that one was creepy but no not it's not creepy
05:24just different yeah creepy difference a good word for it 1-855-954-6969 or texas
05:304-6969 uh someone said someone watching you while you sleep some people think it's romantic but it's
05:36real creepy to me i think that's creepy well especially like sitting on the edge of the bed
05:40or something like that i mean even still just being awake like imagine i'll wake up and amber's looking
05:46at me sometimes oh that's not but i'll be like yeah hi yeah yeah yeah made for each other yeah
05:53kind of uh someone said singing their vows i find that oh i mean singing their vows a lot of vow
06:02decisions up where we belong no they're like you know like i will
06:09you know like they have all the promises that they're making love you forever yeah god i hate
06:16that stuff uh food play in the bedroom someone said some people think it's romantic they find
06:23it creepy i don't find it creepy i find it gross like sticky and just why but um winking someone said
06:31oh it's a romantic gesture that makes me want to vomit there's number two on the list whatever you
06:40guys is number two winking come on yeah the wink yeah you let someone know hey yeah i'm having sexual
06:49thoughts about you hey how are you doing yep uh ordering people food
06:55food at a restaurant like all like order for them the lady will have yeah you're an a-hole yeah i
07:03don't think it's creepy but it's it's a bold move for a guy who would ever do that uh sucking on toes
07:09someone said well again some people find that incredibly romantic as weird as that is a lot of
07:17people in defeat others think it's gross it's a wild move to just go for it toe sucking yeah but i mean
07:23i guess that is what has to happen right yeah of course you just like you're into toe sucking so
07:28you just go for it and i i do it is one of those creepy things um schlong picks this lady said
07:38don't fear here some people think it's romantic i don't know has anyone ever described as romantic
07:44no but guys okay okay no they don't but guys do have they think you want to see they think women
07:52want to see it they are sending them all the time they don't want to see them they definitely save
07:58them and show other people and make fun of you dangerous to do it's a dangerous game uh someone
08:03said when someone likes you and they stare at you from across the room to let you know
08:07she says it gives me serial killer vibes well i think there's a there's a bit of a game there
08:12right i mean there used to be a game there i don't know if people can even handle that stuff
08:16anymore though it's not be hot enough the person staring across yeah because if they're hot enough
08:21you'd be totally fine with it i think you're there's but there is a limit right like there's a
08:26like i notice that you're looking at me and you notice i'm looking at you and then it's like one
08:32two three okay and then like turn away you know we're asking what something people think is romantic
08:39but actually feels creepy a ton of text messages coming in this one said rose petals leading to the bed
08:43that's cheesy problem was he did it the first time we hung out oh the first time yeah that's
08:51okay first yeah third date dave's doing it has dave done it oh has dave done it one million
08:59no he would tell us no you've done it a thousand percent you've never done it it has happened at
09:05like a resorts we've stayed at but they've done it yeah they'll do it yeah i've never done that i
09:11i always thought that was jesus yes the guy who did a barbershop cortex thought that was wow uh
09:17someone said back in the day i had an ex just laying in bed naked when i came home from work
09:21really creeped me out i would not be creeped out by that well i think it works it was a lady yeah
09:27it works different i can't even imagine being naked and just waiting upon someone
09:32why i don't know it just uh it's that streams let's do it i don't do that no no i don't you don't
09:39want to round the corner you gotta kind of get psyched up to see me naked you gotta be gonna be
09:43dark you gotta like get ready like you gotta be getting a mindset i can't shock you naked sure
09:50i know i always need a pep talk it's like a jump scare right yeah you can't come around the corner
09:54to me laying there uh showing up to your significant other's work without them knowing like if amber
10:01just came here one day yeah that no no no no that's weird it would be odd it's less weird
10:07because you guys are like married and have been married a long time i would assume oh there's
10:12something they're going i know even then but i mean i do think like the earlier it is the yeah
10:18weirder it is the weirder it is staring you in the eyes and going in for a kiss
10:23no that's fine that's fine someone thinks it's creepy yeah where should i look a lot of people
10:31close their eyes well don't keep them open oh the whole time it's like sometimes you open them to
10:40make sure they are got theirs closed and then someone said handcuffs in the bedroom i don't like it
10:46what are you gonna do to me i know what i'm gonna do that's not for everyone that's for sure no you got
10:53to know your audience there it's tough to bust cuffs out without like some forethought like someone
10:59you've got to know about it you've got to know that they're into that yeah you gotta know they
11:04want to be tied up or they want to be bound right you can't just bust out cuffs no i think just like
11:12toe looking though i feel like yeah he's done some cuff experience yeah he likes cuffs from this area
11:19i was just thinking about using cuffs while i look deeply into your eyes oh wow your hands are behind
11:26your back what can you do nothing i think that some people do just go for it i'm sure in the same
11:32way that we talked about the toe sucking um it's not recommended joey hey good morning guys we're
11:39talking about something people think is romantic but actually feels creepy all right so girlfriend and i
11:44hanging out one night she meets this guy at the bar we come back to my place there's only my bed
11:51available her and i are sleeping in my bed he's sleeping in the bed yes sleeping nothing more to
11:57that okay and uh wake up in the morning and i early in the morning and i felt like something was on my
12:03feet so i just kind of brushed it off right i'm a little out of it a little hungover
12:09uh end up uh waking up definitely to full on sucking my toes at the end of the bed with this
12:19guy what's weird what's weird about that no what's no you need to munch on something go find something
12:27else not my toe so this is a stranger i can yeah complete stranger yeah what do you do when you wake
12:33up to a stranger sucking your toes you kick yeah i actually did kick my foot at him um so she will
12:40go you get this guy now get this guy now it's like i'm sorry i have a fetish with feet and i loved your
12:47feet i don't care it's time to go oh yeah that's about it can't have strangers never saw him again
12:54that's great advice lisa actually it depends on who you are but don't have strangers you can't even
12:58imagine just met someone and they're sleeping in your bed i can't even imagine like that's trusting
13:02like i met the other woman and the three and now i'm just sleeping though and then i suck the
13:12other girl's toes what what a night they had what a weird time how trusting so trusting people were
13:23just a hopeless romantic oh my god beautiful story and one more quickly here john is in
13:28massachusetts john what about you something people think is romantic but was creepy uh so i dated
13:34this girl in college this asian girl and every time she was going down on me she had the widest eyes
13:40just as open as they could just staring at me the whole time fantastic what's wrong with that man
13:45she's staring into my soul man he's got an eye contact thing are you still in touch
13:56everyone else in this studio is like what's wrong with that right none of us see an issue man
14:02no i mean i guess that means i love this okay but is it possible that someone has a crazy look
14:08you know like it is possible you hope it's like a sensual it's it looks nice or whatever maybe it
14:16didn't maybe it didn't have a problem combining a few of these i'll stare you right in the eyes while
14:22you're wide-eyed yeah handcuffs yeah sucking your toes no toes no toes don't ruin it uh-huh but
14:30while all that's happening a beautiful barbershop quartet in the back yeah it's not complete with
14:37you never know beautiful night my god we'll take a break what a dream
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