00:00Rawr! Bebeow! Bebeow! Bebeow!
00:02Playing with your toys again, Chuck?
00:04Yeah! Cotton Candy 5-Hour Energy Flavor is back.
00:07It makes me feel like a kid again. You should try it.
00:10Akpagashin begorn, wait, David's here!
00:12Oh, there he is!
00:21This little girl is lucky her teacher was nearby.
00:25She started choking on a strawberry.
00:28Ooh, that's why I won't eat them.
00:31And thankfully, her teacher was able to say it.
00:33Video shows school staff members frantic, trying to help a choking child.
00:38The North Kansas City Schools District released this video of the frightening incident.
00:43They say little Eleanor had a piece of strawberry lodged in her throat.
00:48One teacher called out to another, and Kathy Campbell came to help.
00:53Thank God this one was there.
00:54She asked others to call 911.
00:55I know, because everyone else is just crying.
00:56They're too busy hugging each other.
00:57I know, stop!
00:59While it only took seconds for Eleanor to call up the food, these teachers say it felt like hours.
01:06No one was more grateful than the child's mother.
01:09I was just bawling.
01:12You know, I've lost a child before, so to think about the potential of losing another one was horrifying.
01:18Eleanor was taken to a hospital, but returned to school, thankful for the staff who came together to save her
01:23life.
01:24Dave, did you choke on a strawberry?
01:27I did.
01:27You did, yeah.
01:28In a studio?
01:29Yeah.
01:29And did you talk saved you?
01:30He didn't save me.
01:31He made it worse.
01:32No, I saved him.
01:34No, he didn't.
01:34He just tried to anally penetrate me while I was choking.
01:38I gave you the hind lick maneuver.
01:40No, you did not.
01:41You made me choke more.
01:42No.
01:43Because I panicked that you were going to touch me with your finger.
01:45Is he alive, Lise?
01:47Is he still here?
01:48Not because of you.
01:50Not because of you.
01:51It worked, whatever I did.
01:52You took advantage of my panic situation to be sexually suggestive.
01:57I got around behind you and you are alive today.
02:01That's what the Heimlich is.
02:02No, the Heimlich is not place your penis on a man's back and gyrate.
02:06That's not the Heimlich.
02:09He's alive today because of me, Jason.
02:11I am not.
02:12He had nothing to do with it.
02:13He made it worse.
02:13You were so panicked that you wouldn't let him save you?
02:16No!
02:17He made it worse.
02:18He was thrusting into me.
02:20He was terrified.
02:20He was so scared.
02:21He was terrified.
02:22Oh, it was the worst.
02:23Choke on something.
02:24He coughed it right up and he lived.
02:26Can you choke on something?
02:27No!
02:28I want to see that.
02:29Oh, my God.
02:30It was one in a million.
02:33That's when we instituted the Chuck Can Never Save Dave initiative.
02:37Yeah.
02:37He's no longer allowed to try to help.
02:40He saved you, it sounds like.
02:41He didn't.
02:42My eyes lit up like Christmas morning.
02:46I didn't do anything but just sat there and laughed.
02:49Oh, yeah.
02:49Lisa would die.
02:50Lisa laughed.
02:51Chuck thrusted and I, thankfully, was able to.
02:54Lisa and I would be hugging each other and like the people in that video.
02:57Yeah, exactly.
02:58Oh, God.
02:59It felt like hours.
03:00What a moment.
03:02Chuck's gyrating on Dave's back.
03:03Really?
03:04He was trying to fight for his back angle, you know?
03:07But I was moving pretty quick.
03:08I love in my mind, though, that you saved him.
03:11I did save him.
03:12In my mind, I did, too.
03:13That's so wrong.
03:13Yep.
03:14The track pants Avenger over there did nothing except make it worse.
03:19Sounds like he saved you.
03:20Yep.
03:20It does, doesn't it?
03:22From an outsider looking in, Chuck saved you.
03:24Yeah.
03:25Well, that's because that's what he told you and it was a lie.
03:27I've saved him twice.
03:28That is bullcrap.
03:28I've saved him twice.
03:29I've saved him with the strawberry and I saved him when he was stuck in his desk.
03:33Oh, the desk.
03:34Yep.
03:34You did not?
03:36I saved you.
03:36You left me there.
03:37You took pictures of me?
03:38You did at first and then I pulled out that one drawer and that set you free.
03:45I did take some photos of it and we did.
03:49Me and Lisa talked about it for a little bit and then I set you free.
03:53Lisa was just like this.
03:55I can't.
03:56That's all I do.
03:57I sit there and laugh.
03:58Yep.
03:59I couldn't believe it.
04:00It has never saved my life.
04:01I took, there was a sliding thing.
04:04I removed it and it set Dave free.
04:06I could have left him there the whole weekend.
04:08The thing is choking to death to try and take that moment for gay themed comedy is wild.
04:13It's a wild choice.
04:14I don't even think we were on the air at the time.
04:17No, we were.
04:17We were not.
04:18It was during commercial break.
04:19It was purely to make you laugh and thrust upon me, which couldn't have literally killed me.
04:25Lisa was dying.
04:28Dave, you ran.
04:30I did.
04:31It was like, it's my moment.
04:34It's my time to shine.
04:38So how did it come out?
04:40I spit it out, but nothing to do with him.
04:42He shook it out of you.
04:43He did not.
04:44He made it go down further and I was.
04:47I got him so worked up.
04:49I got him so worked up that it flew out of his mouth.
04:52So truthfully, it was me that saved him.
04:56If I would have just sat there and laughed at him and pointed, he would have died.
05:01Like me.
05:01Oh, but no, I'm not saying you.
05:03Like you, you, you know, you're only going to react to a hero.
05:07You would have just coughed it out.
05:08You were reacting to a hero.
05:09Are you okay, Dave?
05:11You don't know that.
05:12I do know that.
05:12I don't know.
05:13I want to present you with a plaque.
05:15Exactly.
05:16A plaque.
05:16Lisa knows.
05:17She saw it.
05:17She knows.
05:18Chuck saved Dave.
05:19I was a hero that day.
05:20Here's your plaque for being a gay pervert.
05:22Congratulations.
05:23He's got 10 of those.
05:24I was going to say, add it to the collection.
05:27I was a hero that day.
05:28You were not a hero.
05:29And I was also a hero.
05:30Anything, you were an anti-hero.
05:32I was a hero the day that I saved you from your desk.
05:35You were a partially aroused chubby man who tried to thrust upon me.
05:38And I have watched you choke on granola.
05:42Oh, so many things.
05:42And I've said, do you want me to save you?
05:44Do you need me to save you?
05:45And it's always no.
05:45It's always no.
05:48He begs me sometimes.
05:49You'd rather die.
05:51Yes.
05:52Because he's not saving me.
05:53Yes.
05:54He's sexually assaulting me.
05:55He saved you twice.
05:56I saved him twice.
05:58Would you rather Chuck or Court save you?
06:02Oh, boy.
06:04Just let me go.
06:04Just let me go.
06:05Mouth to mouth.
06:06Slip away.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Court, he's more advanced.
06:11Chuck will be in the bag.
06:12Court's in the front.
06:12Hey.
06:13He's got a firm hand.
06:15Yeah.
06:16So he can pet it out of you.
06:17You know, you've had it on your ass.
06:18Yeah, he slit my ass.
06:19Yeah, Dave doesn't experience my hand.
06:21No, that's true.
06:22I'm coming.
06:23Nope.
06:24Nope.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Oh, Court knew.
06:28Court saw.
06:30Court was in here when he was doling out spankings.
06:32If you watch that bank, you see the fear in Court's eyes.
06:35Yeah.
06:35He knew.
06:36Never mind.
06:37It's too far.
06:38Yeah.
06:38Yeah.
06:39Yeah.
06:40I let, you know, being a hero that day, I let all of those fears that Dave might strike
06:46me, I put them all to the, sometimes it's worth being hit.
06:50Not all heroes wear capes.
06:52Exactly.
06:52Sometimes they wear track pants.
06:54Exactly.
06:55He's not a hero.
06:57Dave's alive today because of me.
06:58He's a gay pervert that wears track pants.
06:59He's your hero.
07:00He likes to rub up upon people.
07:03In their time of need.
07:04By the way, I am basically Kevin Costner and you are Whitney Houston.
07:12This is not the bodyguard.
07:13I am your bodyguard.
07:17Yep.
07:18Again.
07:19Lisa saw it all and she was there and she remembers exactly how it went.
07:22On the record.
07:23I saved you.
07:24On the record.
07:25Never helped me.
07:26But now you don't eat in front of, you don't eat in the studio now.
07:30Well, for that reason.
07:31It's had to stop.
07:32He humped me.
07:34Okay.
07:35Well, that's why I will not eat around him.
07:37That is an official.
07:38That is the hind lick maneuver.
07:42The hind lick.
07:43The hind lick maneuver.
07:45And I, I, it's a, it's more of like a pulsating, you know.
07:51That's how you do it.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Like, and I did.
07:53I tried to get my arms around him.
07:55He was really, he's really squirming.
07:58He did.
07:58He squirmed a lot.
07:59He was really squirming.
08:01Why don't you try it on Jason?
08:02He's not, if he ever gets sick, I don't just do it.
08:06Let me joke.
08:07Oh no.
08:08Do I take that out of here?
08:10Oh my God.
08:11Careful court could come running.
08:13Yeah.
08:13No.
08:14That'll be a real hind lick.
08:16Yeah.
08:17Yeah.
08:18That was amazing.
08:19I'm glad that Lisa was there to see it and remembers it.
08:22I remember it as you saved him, which is hilarious.
08:26It's such a lie.
08:27Yep.
08:27She was like, wow, that guy is something.
08:30He is a hero.
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