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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about National Hug a Vegetarian Day. Then, Dave mentions how he hugged Jason's wife when they randomly bumped into each other at a store and met for the first time.

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00:00What are you doing now, Chuck?
00:01Well, with 17 flavors of 5-Hour Energy, it's kind of hard to decide, so I'm playing Spin the Bottle.
00:07What? Are you 12?
00:10Look, it's pointed right at you.
00:13Get away from me. Get away from me!
00:22It's also Hug a Vegetarian Day.
00:26I don't know a vegetarian to hug.
00:28Well, if they're a stranger, make sure you ask first.
00:30We are a lawsuit-friendly society now.
00:32Oh, yeah, that's true.
00:33I only know, like, you know, we can't hug Jason's wife.
00:38Yeah, we can. Why not?
00:40She's not a vegetarian anymore, so now you're just hugging my wife for no reason.
00:44You can give her a hug.
00:44I have hugged your wife before.
00:47What?
00:47I have not.
00:49What the hell kind of a thing is that to say?
00:51I don't know.
00:51You should tell me that over a stack of pancakes or something.
00:54Yeah.
00:55Sit down. I have to tell you something.
00:56Amber and I randomly met her once.
01:00But you hugged her?
01:01Yeah, well, I was like, hey.
01:03Okay.
01:04Oh, yeah.
01:04Who initiated the hug?
01:06I think I did.
01:07What a creep!
01:08Can I tell you, he's a hugging dude.
01:10What a creep!
01:11No, he freaked me out because he's hugged a lot of people that I'm not really.
01:16I don't know.
01:17Oh, he has for sure.
01:18He has.
01:18I will say that I get...
01:19And then I have to hug them because I'm the next one.
01:21Fine.
01:22Like, oh, I guess I'm hugging you too.
01:24Do you know what I didn't expect to hear today?
01:25I hugged your wife.
01:28I didn't even know we met her.
01:29This is a verse I've heard.
01:30I knew they met each other.
01:33Amber and I ran into her just out and about years ago.
01:38We just bumped into each other.
01:41I'm like, hey, Jessie.
01:43And yeah, so I don't know why I do that.
01:45If I don't know how to react, I'll just hug you.
01:47When I was named valedictorian, I kissed the female dean on the lips.
01:52I'm surprised.
01:52I hugged our CEO.
01:55Yep, right in front of me.
01:55Yeah, he did.
01:56But you've never hugged me.
01:58Yeah, but...
01:59But you hugged my wife.
02:00You're not a lady.
02:03It's okay.
02:04It'd be weird if I had just hugged you.
02:06Not really.
02:07It's kind of weird that you hugged my wife.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Like a handshake.
02:11Yeah, it's okay.
02:11Hey.
02:12I felt like I knew her.
02:13You almost kissed her.
02:14You almost gave her a kiss.
02:16That's what he does.
02:17Relax.
02:18I've seen him almost do it.
02:19I do.
02:19I'm awkward in those situations.
02:20I will openly admit it.
02:21You are.
02:22I don't know whether to...
02:24Should I just shake your hand?
02:25Do I salute you?
02:26Do I bow?
02:27Let's just hug.
02:28Is that where all the cuck stuff came from?
02:31What?
02:33Like you hugged my wife and then you were like, I dominated you?
02:36Yeah, like I'm the bull now.
02:37So yeah, move over.
02:39Just so you know.
02:39Yeah, no.
02:40Think about it.
02:40Hug your wife.
02:41Doesn't it kind of feel that way?
02:43A little bit.
02:43Yeah.
02:44It doesn't at all.
02:45Yeah, it does.
02:45That's super weird.
02:46It does.
02:47Just a friendly little...
02:49When my wife was there too, it was just a friendly little...
02:53Oh, I'm hugging your wife.
02:54I can't wait to hug your wife.
02:57Amber's a hugger too.
02:58Yeah, she's a hugger.
02:59Oh, I'm good.
02:59Yeah.
03:00We are huggers.
03:00Give her a good hug.
03:01Hold her extra.
03:02Do not.
03:03I'm going to put my head on her shoulder.
03:05Oh, yeah.
03:07Yeah, that's the move.
03:08That would be weird.
03:09Now, that's weird.
03:10Now, if you did that to our CEO, that would have been something.
03:13Put my head on her shoulder?
03:14But all I know is it put a lot of pressure on me.
03:17Then hug too.
03:18I had to hug.
03:19Then I'm having...
03:20Like Dave's around hugging everybody.
03:22It's like, isn't this a handshake zone?
03:24Like...
03:25It is.
03:26It should have been.
03:26There are like half of the people who want to talk to us.
03:29Listen, I feel like she hugged me once before.
03:33So then, once you hug someone as a greeting, aren't you then always a hugger?
03:38Yeah.
03:39You know?
03:40I guess I just forget.
03:42I can't bring my wife on Dave.
03:44Now you're on a hugging relationship.
03:46We're on hugging terms.
03:48Yeah.
03:49We're on hugging terms.
03:50For sure we are.
03:51We had someone in corporate that we love to hug.
03:54She is a big hugger.
03:55She would always come in and hug us.
03:56But that's because we were almost in tears every time she talked to us.
04:00So it was almost like a little bit of a comfort as well.
04:03Someone said, Dave, when me and my wife met you and Chuck last year in St. Pete, we took
04:08a picture together and in the pic, you pulled the key on you.
04:12You have your arm around her shoulder, but it's not touching it.
04:16He said, much respect, man.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Smart.
04:20Yeah.
04:21Well, those are strangers.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Right?
04:23I'm not here to touch someone's wife.
04:25No.
04:27Well, I mean, unless you know them.
04:29I guess.
04:30And that didn't come out right, but you know what I mean.
04:32Yeah.
04:32You know what I mean.
04:33I guess.
04:34Dave will touch a wife.
04:35Yeah.
04:35He will.
04:36A wife touch her.
04:37Just hug her right up.
04:38Yeah.
04:38Yep.
04:39Get in here.
04:39Get in these arms.
04:42Get inside my personal space.
04:44Don't make it weird.
04:46That's what a hug is.
04:47I have known about her for so long, and we had never met face to face.
04:52I just love the casual nature.
04:53Oh, yeah.
04:54I hugged your wife.
04:55Yeah.
04:55Oh, you did?
04:56That's wild.
04:57Yeah.
04:57I was surprised by that.
04:58Me too.
04:59I'm shocked.
05:00I was like, hugged a vegetarian.
05:01I have.
05:01I've been hugging vegetarians all the time.
05:03I'm not shocked that Dave would hug someone's wife, but usually it's he hugs out of a feeling
05:09of being uncomfortable.
05:12I don't know what that was.
05:13Well, that was.
05:15It was probably uncomfortable.
05:16You just like bumped into her.
05:18So then you're like, oh, hey.
05:19But then it was like, oh, my God.
05:21I know.
05:21I know you.
05:22I know so much about you, right?
05:24Too much.
05:25And we've never actually met.
05:27So it was just like, get in here.
05:29You ran into court at a grocery store.
05:31Did you hug him?
05:32Oh, no.
05:32Because I see him every day.
05:34He ran into court at the grocery store?
05:35A while ago.
05:36I didn't know that either.
05:37He runs out and about.
05:39He runs into everyone.
05:40We would never run into anyone.
05:42To be honest, I hate to say it.
05:44I don't want to say it.
05:46I don't even want to say what I want to say.
05:48You always do this.
05:50Why?
05:50Just say it.
05:51You always do this.
05:52I would.
05:52If Jesse walked by me, I wouldn't know.
05:55Oh, you wouldn't know her?
05:55Because I don't.
05:56I'm not creeping on people's.
05:59I'm not creeping on people.
06:00I know what she looks like, but I might not.
06:02I don't.
06:02Put it together.
06:04I can hug her.
06:04It's okay.
06:04I think because I don't visualize, I'd have to look and then be like, oh, yeah.
06:11You know?
06:12I passed somebody I've known for years on a walk, and I had no idea it was that person.
06:17And she texted me later.
06:18I've done it, too.
06:19She was like, were you walking?
06:21And I was like, yeah, what?
06:23I had no clue it was her.
06:25But I also do that kind of stuff, too.
06:26I'll walk right past people.
06:28I did it right, too.
06:29Unless it's someone's wife.
06:30Yeah.
06:30Unless it's someone's wife.
06:31And then he grabs them.
06:32Get in here.
06:33I did it to your friend.
06:38Oh, yeah.
06:39Where I just did not realize it was her.
06:44In Boston?
06:45Was it Boston?
06:46Yeah.
06:46It was in Boston.
06:47And then got in an elevator with them or whatever.
06:49You wouldn't expect it.
06:50You didn't.
06:50And I was like, oh.
06:52Hey, sorry for completely ignoring you.
06:56But I didn't realize it was you.
06:59Yeah.
06:59I didn't.
07:00We didn't hug, though.
07:01I didn't hug anybody.
07:02Oh, oh.
07:03Yeah.
07:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:04It's not hard to figure out once you get it.
07:07Yeah.
07:07No.
07:07Okay.
07:08You felt really bad about it.
07:10I felt horrible that I didn't.
07:12My eyes don't work anymore.
07:13It's like awful.
07:14And I'm not really paying any attention.
07:16And you had to explain my eyes don't work.
07:18Yeah, I'm like, I'm sorry.
07:19Everything's blurry right now.
07:22Anyways, if you really want a hug, I'll hug you sometime.
07:24I don't want a hug.
07:25I just want you to keep your hands off my wife.
07:28Yeah, I'm just in my own world so bad that I just, I wouldn't even, like, honestly, she
07:34could walk by me and I wouldn't, my brain wouldn't be like, no, that's Jason's wife.
07:40I should hug her.
07:42I ran into Chuck at a Halloween thing once and it took so much explaining before I realized
07:47it was him.
07:47Yeah.
07:48I was trying to let him know.
07:50I was like, hey, blah, blah, blah.
07:51Were you in a costume?
07:52Oh, when he was in his costume.
07:52Oh, you were in a costume.
07:54And he didn't tell anyone.
07:54He was like incognito and he tried to let me in on it and he literally had to lift his
08:02mask.
08:02Jesus Christ.
08:03Because you wouldn't expect Chuck to be at a party.
08:05Of course, I know.
08:07No one did.
08:08The fact that he was at a party was.
08:10If there was a man in a costume at a party, that would be the last person I think it is.
08:14It's always me.
08:15Even when he lifted his mask, he'd be like, no, it's not him.
08:17Yeah, he expected me to lift a secondary mask like a Scooby-Doo.
08:22Yeah.
08:23He's like, it isn't Chuck.
08:25It's not Chuck.
08:26I knew it.
08:27I knew Chuck would never be at a party.
08:28A skinny man dressed like Chuck.
08:31In a fat suit.
08:32Yeah, Court and I, it was just a random.
08:34Where was that at?
08:35I, of course, you know, my wife, she sends me lists once a week like, hey, you need to
08:39get this, this, and this.
08:40So I had stopped somewhere and down the aisle, I was like, oh, hi, Dave.
08:45Jesus, who are you?
08:47I would not have.
08:48That was so strange.
08:49He got right up in my space.
08:51That's nice.
08:52Yeah, that's how you like it.
08:53It was the day of the confrontation over the short text.
08:56Oh, my God.
08:58How uncomfortable.
08:59So here I am thinking like, oh, here's the guy about to lay me off.
09:03He followed you to the grocery store to tell you.
09:06Yeah.
09:06And then he's like, I'm just getting ice cream.
09:10That's what it was, too.
09:11It was a sad ice cream.
09:13Sadness, you know, he was sad.
09:14It was 11 a.m. and I'm getting ice cream.
09:16Yeah, that tells you everything you need to know.
09:19Oh, hi, Dave.
09:20Been there a lot.
09:22Been there a lot.
09:22He's coping with this job and working here.
09:27It is tough.
09:28Yeah, I forgot we never mentioned that.
09:29It was like a one-second encounter, then he scurried away.
09:33Yeah, I went in the back where they load the inventory.
09:37I didn't know what to do.
09:38He was hiding behind all the milk, just watching.
09:42It was awkward.
09:42And you know me, I'm barreling through a store because I don't want to be there,
09:45and I grab the things, and I'm out.
09:47I would hate to run into any of you guys out and about.
09:49Why?
09:49It would be so weird.
09:49I'd laugh so hard.
09:50It would be so strange.
09:51I'd honestly, I'd make it so weird.
09:52I would try and make it so weird.
09:54Chuck would make it weird.
09:55You know, it would be just out of our environment.
09:57I'd be thrilled.
09:58When you don't expect it.
10:00Lisa!
10:01I'd be like, no, what are you doing here?
10:03Oh, my God!
10:05We stand a chance, Lisa.
10:06We're sometimes in the same area.
10:08Yeah, I would expect to see you.
10:10Oh, yeah, there's no way.
10:11There's no way that we would run into each other.
10:14The only time I've thought about it is I've gone and had baseball games in your area a couple times,
10:20and I was like, if it's going to happen, it's going to be one of these days.
10:24Me and Douglas on a walk.
10:24Yeah, something like that.
10:26Well, that's how I saw you once.
10:28Oh, yeah, that's right.
10:28But I recognized Douglas.
10:30More than Lisa?
10:31Well, I couldn't see her.
10:33She was in her car, but there was a dog's head sticking out of the window, and I'm like,
10:36is that Douglas?
10:38I'm like, it's just a golden, right?
10:40I'm like, that's got to be Douglas.
10:41No, I know that's Douglas.
10:42I think that's the car.
10:44So I texted her, but I didn't get out of the window and be like, give me a hug!
10:47You didn't get out of your car.
10:49You got the light, get out of the car and go, hey!
10:51I was like, that's Douglas.
10:53So I'd recognize Douglas.
10:54Yeah.
10:55Give her a hug and tell Lenny.
10:56I'll be honest.
10:57Hug your wife.
10:58Like, I see Douglas on social media a lot more than I would see Jason's wife on social
11:02media.
11:03You know what I mean?
11:03Like, I'm more apt to probably be like, that's Douglas right there.
11:07You know?
11:09Yeah.
11:10I'm like, that's, look!
11:12Douglas!
11:13Anyways, yeah, so.
11:15Nothing sexual just hugged your wife.
11:16It's all good.
11:16It was just a greeting.
11:17She's very, very friendly.
11:18Yes, she is.
11:19So I wouldn't be surprised.
11:20She's very friendly.
11:20She told me she saw you.
11:22She's very friendly.
11:24This guy.
11:25I mean, you're used to it, but still.
11:30What?
11:30How far can I?
11:31What can I say?
11:33Whatever you want, man.
11:35I don't think so.
11:36No.
11:36I can't say what I really want to say.
11:38No, no.
11:39No, I won't even say it.
11:40I had something come right to my game.
11:42It was right here on my tip of my tongue.
11:44And I just put it right back in.
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