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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about delivery robots and how people feel about them becoming the norm. Then, Dave had an issue with his fridge sending him alerts yesterday and they talk about if he's just too connected.
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00:00This new board game is hard.
00:01What is the game?
00:02You have to match the five hour energy holiday flavor
00:05with their holiday.
00:07You're an idiot.
00:08Pumpkin Spice, Halloween.
00:09Cranberry Lime, Thanksgiving.
00:12Gingerbread Sap, Christmas.
00:13Are you a wizard?
00:23It's National Delivery Driver Week.
00:25And what better way to honor them
00:27than by talking about their replacements?
00:30Delivery robots are getting more and more common,
00:32especially in big cities.
00:34We're talking about the little ones that drive around,
00:36mainly with your food and stuff,
00:37but delivery drones are becoming a thing too now.
00:40A poll found that now one in 11 Americans
00:43have seen a delivery robot in the wild.
00:46It's a lot higher though in bigger cities.
00:49Yeah.
00:49So how do we feel about it?
00:5140% of us think delivery bots are a good thing.
00:5435% hate those little bots.
00:57And 25%, they don't care either way.
01:00Of course, young people are more likely to think they're a good thing.
01:03Old people are terrified by the little bots.
01:05Right.
01:06Technology!
01:08To me, I think it's all fun and games
01:10until there's a thousand of these on the sidewalks and everything.
01:13Like, it's fine right now,
01:15because it's like one person does it.
01:18There's one robot.
01:19Wait until every place has one.
01:23And we can't go inside of a place anymore
01:25because if you go inside, you get shot.
01:27And we all have to order our stuff.
01:31You know?
01:31Like, that's the nightmare that I see.
01:33Now that said,
01:34dream about that one day.
01:35Most people right now
01:37would still rather get their food delivered
01:39by an actual person.
01:4161% say they'd prefer a human still to deliver.
01:4534% don't care.
01:47And 5% would rather see a delivery bot.
01:51So, good news, DoorDashers.
01:52AI is not replacing you anytime soon.
01:55Yes, it is.
01:57Hopefully not.
01:58You don't have to tip a bot, right?
02:00No.
02:00You don't have to tip a bot.
02:01I love a bot.
02:02Or will it still ask you to tip?
02:05I hope not.
02:06Please pay for my oil.
02:09Like, no.
02:11As long as I don't...
02:13If the bot gets to the point
02:14where it takes your food out
02:16and puts it on your porch
02:17and then drives away,
02:19I don't want to have to even get out
02:20and open up and put a code in.
02:22You're such a lazy baby.
02:24I don't want to do it.
02:24You can't even just get food from a robot?
02:27Usually I'm in my underwear
02:28and I just open the door a little bit
02:30and grab the food
02:30and then get it inside,
02:32close the door real fast.
02:33If I got to go out
02:34and engage with a robot,
02:35that's not my favorite thing in the world.
02:38That's all.
02:38You just have to punch in your code.
02:40I don't like that.
02:40Or let it scan your phone
02:42to make sure it's you.
02:42Here's your phone.
02:43Put it down.
02:44I left it on the porch for you,
02:45lazy baby.
02:48That's your dream.
02:49Thank you, bot.
02:51Yeah.
02:52In fact, I want a bot
02:53that goes and gets the food
02:54from the front porch.
02:56That'd be great.
02:57Lazy bot, go get my...
02:58Oh my God.
02:59Lazy bot.
03:00Can't even do that.
03:02That's what they're...
03:03That's what they're supposed to do for us.
03:05You will live in a world full of bots.
03:06I love it.
03:07You'll have a blow bot,
03:08a food bot,
03:09a getting bot.
03:11I love it.
03:12Getting bot,
03:12go get me stuff.
03:14I love getting bot.
03:16And all Dave will have
03:17is a wrinkle-free shirt.
03:18That's it.
03:19He's got the blow...
03:19Yeah!
03:20He's got a blow bot,
03:21different kind of blow bot.
03:22But it's different.
03:23It makes his shirt...
03:24It's blowing the wrinkles
03:24right out of my shirt.
03:25He's like, look at how amazing.
03:26I look like an Australian newscaster.
03:30It's weird.
03:31It's weird.
03:33It's going to be weird.
03:34It's going to be weird.
03:34We all have our priorities, Lee.
03:34We all have our priorities.
03:36Getting bot 2000,
03:37go get me a pop.
03:41I love getting bot.
03:41Blow bot.
03:42Blow that shirt.
03:43Blow that shirt.
03:45Blow the wrinkles right out of it.
03:47Well, you know his phone's
03:48going to go off every five seconds
03:50because he already has something
03:51is giving him warnings.
03:53His fridge.
03:54His fridge yesterday
03:55was sending him warnings
03:57that it had been open
03:58for 10 minutes.
03:59Why did you do this?
03:59It's like, warning, warning.
04:01Your fridge is open.
04:02Dave's like, it's been 10 minutes!
04:04Like, Dave's...
04:05This isn't helping.
04:07You don't need your refrigerator
04:08contacting you.
04:10Someone close the damn fridge door!
04:11Oh, no.
04:12Yes.
04:13Does it beep?
04:14Like, mine just beeps.
04:15Yeah, it beeps in the house,
04:16but no one cares.
04:16No one cares.
04:17They don't care.
04:18There beeps all over my house.
04:19They don't care.
04:20Oh, my God.
04:21It was open to me.
04:22It's bothering you
04:23while you're trying to work.
04:24Yeah.
04:24Nope.
04:25This is adding stress.
04:26Oh, it'll text me
04:27that no one changed
04:28the lint filter
04:29and the dryer
04:30and they...
04:30Oh, God.
04:31The house is ready
04:32to burn down any minute.
04:34Do all your appliances
04:35talk to you?
04:36A lot of them do, yeah.
04:37They do.
04:37There's too much control.
04:39You need to let go.
04:41I know, I can't.
04:42It'll be all right.
04:42Yeah, you're right.
04:43He does.
04:45The control thing.
04:46That's what it is.
04:47Your fridge is texting you
04:48during the show.
04:50I've never heard of that.
04:51I did it all day yesterday.
04:52It was doing it
04:53all day yesterday.
04:54Dave was...
04:55Dave finally cracked
04:56and it was like
04:56during a break.
04:57He's like,
04:57ah!
04:58I'm like, what?
04:59He's like, my fridge!
05:01No, someone has left
05:02the door open
05:03for 10 whole minutes!
05:04That's why you're dreaming
05:05about garage doors
05:06on the highway
05:07and everything.
05:08Because this garage door
05:09is probably like,
05:10I see someone in the garage.
05:12I see someone.
05:13I'm still open.
05:14See, look, finally,
05:15at 9.39 yesterday,
05:16it texted me,
05:17doors finally closed.
05:18Yeah.
05:19Oh, my gosh.
05:20That was real.
05:21That's a real life thing.
05:22Door open.
05:23Door open.
05:23Door open.
05:24Get all the door open.
05:25It's nice that we could
05:25just be here at work
05:27and we don't have to worry
05:27about our refrigerator door
05:29if it's open or closed.
05:30Yeah, my dryer's just
05:31sitting in the basement
05:32being in the dryer.
05:34It's not your friend?
05:35It's not your friend?
05:36It's not your friend?
05:38There's probably clothes
05:39from last night
05:40and they're all dry
05:41and I'll get them
05:42when I get home.
05:42Just doing dryer stuff.
05:43I can't imagine
05:44if it was like,
05:45your clothes are still
05:45in the dryer.
05:46Your clothes are still
05:47in the dryer.
05:48Get your clothes.
05:48God damn it, Jesse!
05:49Go get it!
05:51That's it.
05:52That is Dave's world.
05:54Oh my God.
05:55That's Dave's world.
05:56Okay, maybe I'm too connected.
05:58In a bit.
05:58Too connected.
05:59I knew he was
06:00when his toothbrush
06:01was telling him
06:01he was doing a great job
06:03on his phone.
06:03And he was excited about it.
06:04He was.
06:04That's positive reinforcement.
06:05What's wrong with that?
06:06Well, it started something.
06:08It started something bad.
06:10It started now.
06:11Everything's talking to Dave
06:12at all times.
06:14And he doesn't live
06:15with people
06:16that take life
06:17as seriously as Dave.
06:19Like the rest of us.
06:20They don't care.
06:20They don't.
06:22They don't care.
06:24Like Dave would want
06:25an app that's like
06:26cupboard is open.
06:29Cupboard is open!
06:31A knife is in the forks.
06:33With the forks.
06:35No!
06:37You know they have it.
06:40You know they have it.
06:43They have it.
06:46A washcloth
06:48is in the towel section.
06:50No!
06:51No!
06:52A beach towel
06:54is mixed
06:55mixed with a hand towel.
06:59There's another mark
07:00on your new wall.
07:01No!
07:01That would get me down.
07:03I just saw some yesterday.
07:04Oh, no.
07:05Two hours.
07:06Oh, my kids
07:07in their backpacks
07:08just swinging everywhere.
07:10Not a worry.
07:12Oh.
07:12Scratch, scratch, scratch.
07:14The hood of your new car
07:15is dirty.
07:16Please clean it again.
07:17Oh, come on.
07:18Those are scratchers!
07:19Just wait for that.
07:20Just wait for that.
07:21My car does text me too.
07:23Oh, I bet.
07:23Oh, yeah, no.
07:24Everything.
07:25You forgot to lock your car.
07:26Oh, well, yeah.
07:27That's not bad.
07:28But you always talk about
07:29how you want to be disconnected
07:30and you're getting more connected
07:31than anybody.
07:33I know.
07:33Yeah.
07:33It's a problem, right?
07:35Because I love the connection.
07:36I know you love the connection.
07:37I can right now
07:38turn off every light in my house.
07:39I know.
07:40I can open the garage door.
07:41I can do whatever I want.
07:42I know.
07:42Yeah.
07:42But it also gets you.
07:44Yeah.
07:44You just don't need to.
07:47The light's here.
07:49It's going to be okay.
07:50I know.
07:51It's going to be okay.
07:51Why are you turning the lights
07:52on and off?
07:54At work.
07:55Why do you need to open your garage?
07:57It's closed.
07:59I mean.
07:59It's closed.
08:00Yeah.
08:01Yeah.
08:02Oh, man.
08:03Stressful.
08:03My life is stressful.
08:05It sounds like it.
08:05I get it.
08:06Yeah.
08:07I have like the ring or whatever
08:09it's called.
08:10Yeah, I'm connected in certain ways.
08:11It will let me know someone's there.
08:13It lets me know if someone's in the garage.
08:15The garage door is connected.
08:17Yeah.
08:17But not the appliances.
08:18My fridge is doing fridge stuff.
08:19My washing machine is just doing
08:22washing machine stuff.
08:23Yeah.
08:23It's not my friend.
08:27It's not my friend, but I just did.
08:28Great job on the laundry.
08:30You know?
08:31I just changed the ringtone
08:32to something I like better.
08:32Oh, yeah.
08:34That's nice.
08:34When it's done, you can change it up
08:35to a song you like.
08:36Oh, I didn't know that.
08:37So you get an alert when your dryer's done?
08:39Yeah.
08:39On your phone?
08:40Yeah.
08:40Yeah.
08:42And you can turn it on.
08:43It's crazy.
08:44Like, you don't want to be like,
08:45let's fire that bitch up again for five minutes.
08:46I mean, I will say.
08:47Right now, you could start your dryer.
08:49Yeah.
08:49Don't do it.
08:50It's a fire hazard.
08:50Yeah.
08:51You shouldn't be doing that.
08:52What if, like, what if, you know, Jameson is in there somehow?
08:57Oh, he's in the dryer, for God's sakes.
08:59What's wrong with you?
09:00He's going to have a dream tonight.
09:01You're ruining his life.
09:02Oh, no.
09:04I activated it.
09:05No!
09:07He's spinning.
09:09Cooking.
09:10When you live with people, it's tough.
09:13I don't have a worry in the world.
09:14I know.
09:15You're trying.
09:15Isn't that nice, though, that they don't have a worry in the world?
09:18It's great.
09:18I wish I was like them, but I'm not.
09:20Yeah.
09:21But I'm not.
09:22I know.
09:23No, I get it.
09:24I do.
09:24I understand.
09:25I just think that there might be one too many, six too many things that are reaching out and
09:31talking to you.
09:32Possibly.
09:32Maybe I'll streamline.
09:33Yeah.
09:34You won't.
09:35You'll add more.
09:36I know you will.
09:36No, you won't.
09:37I'm getting a text from my dryer.
09:38Oh, no.
09:39I gotta go.
09:40Oh, no.
09:40Stay and check the free.
09:41Oh.
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