00:00it's something we've been saying for like at least a decade we need barriers in front of stores
00:13right yeah and that's i think you guys gonna come out of that horrible apple store crash
00:20in massachusetts they're pushing now for a new law that will require businesses to put those
00:26senior blockers out in front of almost every store what i tell you i told you we should have started
00:32that business i know i told you that you butter i almost swore you i almost swore i had to change
00:38the last minute margarine yeah i was good i know bugger bugger not butter it was pretty much butter
00:48i think he called me butter i did not call you butter 100 because i was just called butter
00:54you mustard you cream and dairy product yeah i thought you called him butter yeah butter it was
00:59butter it was definitely butter it was butter it was butter well i guess i was gonna call you like
01:07butt face but i changed i don't know well your butter was a much better move butt face wasn't
01:14very good chuck is salty and delicious that's true okay no he's unsalted butter i feel like it's so
01:26much more insulting and scary to be called butter yeah i don't i didn't know how to take it i think
01:31if you saw my face on the video i was like i think there's like a dark side to it like what am i
01:35butter you ever had a man call you butter before i don't even know what to because most of us most
01:44of us love butter yeah it's actually you know yeah your mother it's a yeah your mother's butter
01:51so butt face i thought at the last second too harsh butter bugger okay so that's what i meant bugger
01:58bugger not butter yeah you butter bugger yeah anyway butter the freak who who we should have
02:07come up with the we should have been doing this this would have been our ticket said that
02:11where do you start with a business like that senior block of business yeah i don't know where now i
02:17know where jillions yeah and we were in the ground floor yep i know where to start the apple store
02:23that's where we would start oh they don't seem like a bad client to have no nope every single
02:29apple store we put them in it's like they've looked around the room to find something they
02:33call john yeah and there's like a piece of buttering when it like a star implodes on itself it was like
02:39all the curses yeah imploded on themselves and then turned into butter butter butter like it was like
02:46all of them at once like every swear word at once i i'll say this face effort also there was no
02:54comeback to it no when you're called butter you're not ready for it i was not ready that guy in the
03:02car it was called the lady butter yeah i felt like the window was closing on me and i felt like i should
03:13have hit something oh wow sweet no he called me butter and i was like it had to be your idea
03:20here's our business idea we customize them so apples are shaped like apples like the target balls oh yeah
03:27right we don't give away all the good stuff i'm just saying that's how you do it right that's how
03:32you make it more attractive to them yeah you actually offer them in like a designer so it looks
03:39like something cool but on the inside it's military grade right yeah it just looks like
03:43they're reinforced steel like giant sticks of butter yes that would be for any kind of grocery
03:51store yeah the butter blockers david chuck's butter blockers yeah they just look like a big stick of
03:59butter and on it it says your butter your butter i saw i don't even know if i have a picture of them
04:07there was these uh penis shaped lights not intentional but they look just like bollards but they have like
04:15a head on them oh and they are lights coming down the side and i call them dick lamps but they'd be a
04:20great dave and chuck design for oh wow like our holiday dave and chuck dick lamps yeah
04:25or our bollards sure if we wanted to do it i think a less people would want to put up our penis
04:34i'd rather do the sex stores we could get them at well that's what i might do there right adult
04:40stores would we could have them yeah that's where the money is
04:43five or six a city yeah exactly there's a lot more than that james well that can afford it
04:52they can afford it yeah true that's not making all the money at the peep show booths where the lady at
04:56the front counter's got to go down and strip in the back room for a quarter a minute that's true but
05:01yeah so we've been talking about it for at least a decade and finally it's becoming reality we just
05:06should have been smarter about our business plans
05:07yeah
05:08yeah
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