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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the thing you do when you're alone that you'd never tell anyone. We discuss the creepy noise Dave makes when he gets into bed. And then, we learn about Mongolian Throat Singing.
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00:23Alright, someone asked this question online. What's something you do when you're completely
00:28alone that you'd never admit to anyone in real life?
00:32Well, we don't want to know that. Yeah, we do.
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01:12Oh, that's great. We're getting in this place.
01:21Anyway, I know Jason does a lot of stuff when he thinks he's alone. Like this morning,
01:25he was like, yeah. He did like a big celebratory.
01:29Fist pump in the air. I thought we weren't talking about our stuff.
01:32Didn't we want to hear from the people? Well, yeah, but we got to get started here.
01:36No, sometimes I will. You know?
01:38I don't think you care, though.
01:40Well, no, I also don't think someone's watching me when I'm in here.
01:44Right.
01:44Well, I'm not watching you, but okay, I have peripheral vision.
01:48So if something is like this, I'm like, what happened over there?
01:50I did something that I was happy about. So I went, I didn't make a noise.
01:58What's wrong with that? We're going to hear from people who are putting fingers in their
02:01butts and all sorts of things.
02:02I know.
02:03So yeah, sometimes I get myself a fist pump.
02:06Puts his fist in the air is like the nicest thing we'll hear.
02:10Sometimes when I'm alone, just by myself, I'll work really hard at something, which is
02:16a shocker.
02:17Yeah, that is a shocker.
02:18You do work really hard on different things.
02:20A real, real shocker.
02:21If you're interested in something, you will work hard, which means he's never been interested
02:27in the show.
02:28No, I don't care about the show.
02:29I never once have.
02:31Never once.
02:32I'm interested.
02:33No, no, no.
02:34But projects and hobbies and things like that.
02:37Oh my God.
02:37You're going to get your fill.
02:38He will.
02:39He'll be all in on it.
02:40Yeah.
02:41Someone said, oh my God, a lot of people.
02:45Jesus.
02:46Do they do?
02:47Oh yeah.
02:47There's some stuff right off the top.
02:48Yeah.
02:49Not as bad as a fist pump.
02:51Or two more fist pumps.
02:52A lot of people, guys, come on.
02:54Different guy.
02:54Scratch my nuts and smell my fingers.
02:57Smell my hand after scratching my nuts.
02:58It's like a big...
02:59Do they just want to make sure it doesn't smell?
03:01I think it does smell and they enjoy it.
03:04They like the smell?
03:04Yeah, I think so.
03:05They're nuts.
03:08You like the smell of your nuts, huh?
03:12You like the smell of it?
03:13Scratching them nuts because you like it?
03:14You like the smell?
03:16You're perfect.
03:18Mine, of course, is the noise I make when I go to bed.
03:21Yeah, it's terrible.
03:22It's really terrible.
03:22We don't...
03:24Nom, nom, nom, nom.
03:25Nom, nom, nom.
03:27Yep, the nom, nom, nom.
03:28Like every night?
03:29Every night.
03:30I think so?
03:31I think so.
03:31It's the greatest feeling in the world.
03:33I think so.
03:34Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
03:36It's so crazy because it sounds like a cookie monster.
03:40Sesame Street, yeah.
03:41Yeah, Sesame Street.
03:43That's where it's from, probably.
03:44Probably.
03:45Probably been doing it since he's napping as a kid.
03:47Did they do that in Sesame Street?
03:48I think they did.
03:49Probably.
03:49Didn't Bert and Ernie do...
03:51Did they do anything?
03:52They might have when they were getting in bed together.
03:54They would go to bed together.
03:56I don't know.
03:56Did they make cookie monster sounds?
03:58No.
03:59Let's see.
03:59Bert and Ernie go to bed.
04:01Bert and Ernie's bed sounds?
04:02Well, things...
04:03Probably not.
04:04It's just like mixing it together.
04:07Like the whole show.
04:08Right, I think so.
04:09It's probably Cookie Monster, I'm thinking of, too.
04:11But Bert and Ernie did.
04:12They look at...
04:13See, they always go and have their little bedtime.
04:16That is weird, you guys.
04:17They were like...
04:18Oh, they had supper beds.
04:19I think they eventually were like...
04:21They're together.
04:22Yeah, eventually they were like...
04:23What?
04:24No, they never came out.
04:26They're not a couple.
04:27I thought they did.
04:27Bert and Ernie never came out as partners.
04:29Did they not come out?
04:30I'm pretty sure they did.
04:31No.
04:32I'm pretty sure they said...
04:34Ryan, have you heard about this?
04:36Are Bert and Ernie and Gay's Blades?
04:37I just always thought they were.
04:39I didn't even think it was a thing to come out.
04:41I'm pretty sure they did.
04:43Did Bert and Ernie...
04:44No, they never came out.
04:48So, a writer, a former writer, claimed he viewed them as a loving gay couple.
04:52But Sesame Workshop stated they are not gay.
04:55They have no sexual orientation.
04:57They're just...
04:58NBC News.
04:59What does that say?
04:59Bert and Ernie are indeed a gay couple.
05:01Well, that's this guy.
05:02This is a former writer in 2018.
05:04Oh, okay.
05:05See, I think it's...
05:06Everything is different and everything has changed even more since then.
05:09But, like, when I watched it, it was just...
05:11I was like, oh, they're just...
05:12I don't know.
05:12I never thought about it.
05:14I was like, cool.
05:15They're going to sleep.
05:17You know why that is?
05:18I don't know.
05:19Are they brothers or friends?
05:20I didn't think about it.
05:21Well, no.
05:21Because when we were watching, we would do things like, oh, I'm going to go to a sleepover at
05:26my buddy's house.
05:27Yeah.
05:28And you'd go sleepover.
05:29And I feel like Bert and Ernie just always seem like, oh, that's just...
05:32They're having a sleepover.
05:33But they're just having a sleepover.
05:35You know?
05:35You didn't realize.
05:37It's like, there's a lot more going on than sleep in that room.
05:45Okay.
05:45Jesus.
05:46Noises.
05:48Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num,
05:52Talk about noises.
05:53Yep.
05:54Yikes.
05:55Backside eating noise.
05:57Yeah.
05:57That is not backside eating noise.
05:59Don't ruin my comfy night noise.
06:01That's it.
06:02I don't even want to know what you're doing.
06:03I don't even want to know what you're doing.
06:05I don't even want to know what you're doing.
06:05Really?
06:06What?
06:10These two have a chuckle over here.
06:13Isn't that what we're doing?
06:14Having chuckles?
06:15You're having chuckles.
06:16Exactly.
06:16This person says, when I'm alone, I look at tons of hot clown girl pictures.
06:21Can't get enough of it.
06:22No idea why.
06:23And I don't like clowns.
06:24Yeah, I have a couple of clown chicks that are always suggested for me, but I think it's
06:29that weird, like, goth mommy crossover.
06:33Yeah.
06:34Into, like, Harley Quinn.
06:36You know, like, Harley Quinn, goth mommy.
06:39It's tough.
06:40It gets, it gets mixed up.
06:42The algorithm, it gets confused.
06:44Sure.
06:44I reset my algorithm, by the way.
06:46How'd you do that?
06:47Well, you can go in, there's settings, you can do it.
06:49Because I was just like, so, it, it, so bad.
06:52It was so bad.
06:53That I was like, no, can we just, I was like, there's gotta be a way to do it.
06:57And there is a way to do it.
06:59That's good.
06:59So, it's like, oh, now I'm seeing, like, random things.
07:02I'd rather see more random things than, like, just, okay, yes.
07:06Is it, you're showing, like, I don't need 95% of a hot chick in a bikini.
07:13I don't need 95% of it.
07:15You want some other things.
07:16Show me something funny every once in a while.
07:19Show me a cat.
07:20The question right now is, what's the weirdest thing you do when you're all alone?
07:24Someone says, I practice Mongolian throat singing.
07:29Is that what that is?
07:30What is that?
07:34Something like that.
07:35Something along those lines?
07:38Oh, the who, yeah.
07:42Oh, here we go.
07:43With traditional instrument.
07:44Let's see this guy.
07:49You do not.
07:50That person does not do that.
07:52Call in and do it.
07:52Yeah, if you do it, you have to call in and do it.
07:55Prove it.
07:56Prove it.
07:56Prove it.
07:57I believe you.
07:571-855-954-6969.
08:00Well, alas.
08:01No, if you can.
08:05I don't know.
08:07What a strange thing to do.
08:10Imagine if somebody walked in on you doing this.
08:12No.
08:13Okay, what's weirder, that or mine?
08:16This.
08:16Oh, no.
08:17Well, it's weirder, but the full context, I'm way more creeped out by Dave.
08:22Then I am by this guy.
08:24He's got an instrument out of town.
08:26If Dave was doing this, that's weird.
08:30I'd take the num num num.
08:32I feel like I'd let him do this.
08:35That num num num in the bed.
08:37You walk in the studio and Dave's doing this?
08:41If Dave was on the couch in that little blankie and he put his thing and he's like, num num
08:46num num, I'm like, I'm sorry.
08:48I'd rather he had this instrument and he was going to town in here.
08:51I'm like, oh, Dave's into that.
08:54Dave went to Tibet and it changed everything.
08:57I swear to God.
08:58You would take this?
09:00This is so much more normal to me.
09:02This is like a talent.
09:04This is creepy.
09:06That's so weird.
09:08What about you, Jason?
09:09I agree.
09:11I'd rather you Mongolian throats sing.
09:13Come on.
09:15Really?
09:16I'm picturing you getting ready for bed and you lift the sheets and you snuggle in.
09:22That'll give me the shivers.
09:24You're this big, like, six, five, die.
09:26And he sleeps on his side, too.
09:27Like a little tiny.
09:30Completely straight.
09:31I don't like it.
09:32And to know you do it every night, I'd rather you be throat singing.
09:37It's too bad all this is copyright protected.
09:40It's not.
09:41No way.
09:41It's a guy on a mountaintop.
09:42No way.
09:44It didn't seem tough to throat sing.
09:47You don't think?
09:48Not if you have a deeper voice.
09:50Isn't that all it is?
09:51I don't know.
09:52I mean, I think it's something.
09:53I think they're doing something in their throat.
09:56Did this person call yet?
09:57No.
09:58No.
09:58No.
10:00I don't think our phone lines are working, to tell you the truth.
10:02That's why no one's been calling.
10:04Well, I don't know if it's that or they don't listen.
10:06It says not connected.
10:09Is it working?
10:10The jokes.
10:12Oh, wait.
10:14Yeah, it's working.
10:15We still have phones.
10:16I don't know.
10:16My handset says not connected.
10:20We got important stuff.
10:21We need our phones.
10:22We need Mongolian throat singers to call in.
10:25Guys, let's put our case together.
10:28Who needs more of a case than that?
10:31There he is.
10:32He's joined us now.
10:34So, sir, you do this alone?
10:37Yes.
10:38You do pretty good.
10:40Of course, Chuck can imitate it.
10:41Yeah.
10:42He said, I have to be totally alone.
10:43No one knows I can do it.
10:44I can't even do it around my dogs because they freak out.
10:48Yeah.
10:48Oh, yeah.
10:49Yeah, your dogs would freak out.
10:50Like, what the hell are you doing?
10:53Yeah, I mean, it is nuts.
10:56It's nuts.
10:56you
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