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Juan se ofrece voluntario para ser cobaya de unos laboratorios y prueba una píldora para el crecimiento del cabello. Isabel escucha una conversación en el hospital y cree que Juan se va a morir en pocos días. Diego y Abel vuelven del viaje con la intención de casarse. Ya tienen fecha para la boda, pero Mauri va a recurrir al chantaje psicológico para que le cedan la fecha a Isabel y Juan.Emilio y Carmen cumplen un mes juntos y lo van a celebrar. Emilio se obsesiona con el regalo y recurre a Belén.

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00:00:00Here, here, here, no one lives! Not here! Not here! Not here!

00:00:24It's me, the one who's still here, it's me, I'll tell you later.

00:00:34Okay, Inem command, how were today's interviews?

00:00:37I have little experience

00:00:38I too much

00:00:39I am very old

00:00:40Come on, I'll write this down today too, right?

00:00:43In all my jobs they tell me the same thing, I just don't understand it.

00:00:45What the fuck did I dye it for?

00:00:47Man, can you wait until next Christmas?

00:00:49I might sign you up at a department store, just like King Gaspa.

00:00:52Juan, next time you dye your hair, talk to us about it.

00:00:56Don't criticize so much that you have stuffing in your chest.

00:00:58Hey, pretty girl, what about you? You're wearing one of those girdle panties.

00:01:01I don't wear a girdle panty

00:01:03Hey, I'm done, huh?

00:01:08Thank you, thank you, thank you

00:01:10I love this country

00:01:12Hey, kid, take another one.

00:01:14Come on, Mariano, what should we consume?

00:01:16Hey, what a cappella should I sing to?

00:01:18Yes, yes, yes, yes, give him one, give him one, I'll treat you

00:01:20The only thing left for me to cross out from the newspaper is

00:01:22Sperm donor, complicated

00:01:24Formwork, like no

00:01:26And a drug tester in development, as if that were not the case either.

00:01:30Oh, well, a cousin of mine made a lot of money with that, huh?

00:01:33They tried a new antidepressant on him.

00:01:34Oh, how did it go?

00:01:36Well, now he lisps a little when he talks, but he looks very happy.

00:01:39Hey, I'll call anyway, okay? Look, incomes of 2,000 euros or more.

00:01:43But how did you come up with it? You're a young girl and you can work in anything.

00:01:47Just because you're desperate doesn't mean you should sell your health to the highest bidder like a lab guinea pig.

00:01:52Health is above all

00:01:54Yes, yes

00:01:56Sign here, here and there

00:01:59What is this fine print that exonerates the laboratory from any liability?

00:02:05Lawyer stuff

00:02:06The important thing is that it will help you permanently eradicate hair loss in the bunda

00:02:13Can you imagine?

00:02:14No more shampoos, miracle lotions, a little pill and that's it!

00:02:19head of hair

00:02:20So there will be almost no side effects, right?

00:02:22That's what you're going to tell us.

00:02:24But don't worry

00:02:26Before experimenting on humans we have done multiple tests on animals

00:02:30Chimpanzees?

00:02:31Hamsters

00:02:32But they were very positive

00:02:3497% passed all tests without problems

00:02:38And the other 3%?

00:02:40Ah, calm down, calm down

00:02:42Statistics are on your side

00:02:44You will need to come in every day to take your dose so we can monitor you.

00:02:50Come on, here's the first one

00:02:52Ah, but we're starting now.

00:02:53Ah, the battle against alopecia cannot wait

00:02:57Of course, of course

00:02:58Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:05Not here, not here

00:03:07Every day is like this

00:03:09I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:12I was just looking for some peace

00:03:14I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane

00:03:17Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:19Not here, not here

00:03:21No, no, no

00:03:21Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:24Not here, not here

00:03:25The house falls on him and collapses

00:03:27I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:03:30The neighbors visit me and listen to me

00:03:32I can't stand this place.

00:03:35Not here, not here

00:03:35All my neighbors have

00:03:36If not, come to my son.

00:03:38Come to the cousin's neighborhood

00:03:39That I love you and I teach you

00:03:40Where clowns cry

00:03:41They steal from us

00:03:42And the stones are pressed into something to tell

00:03:44That I love you and I

00:03:44Get into a cocktail shaker

00:03:48You in an earthquake and a mouthful

00:03:52Yeah

00:03:53If you will have this ladder

00:03:57Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:00Not here, not here

00:04:02Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:04I can't imagine it when I came here.

00:04:09I was just looking for some peace

00:04:11And I wake up your little cheek in the chop

00:04:13Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:16Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:18Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:21No

00:04:22Juan

00:04:26Juan?

00:04:28Sorry

00:04:29I must have woken up in REM sleep.

00:04:32And I'm a little bit confused

00:04:33Give him a rest one night

00:04:35You've got him beat up.

00:04:37Unsalted fresh cheese

00:04:39No, thanks, I'm not hungry.

00:04:40I have no appetite lately.

00:04:42Dad, you have us very worried.

00:04:44You've been like a lost soul for a week.

00:04:46Yeah, huh?

00:04:47You're like this, a little plop

00:04:48I have read that

00:04:50It's the unemployed syndrome

00:04:51You start by leveraging yourself a little.

00:04:53And then you end up as a vegetable

00:04:54In a one-handed place in the park

00:04:55Photosynthesizing with slime hanging

00:04:57Clear

00:04:58That's why Mondays were set in the sun

00:05:00I finally understand the title

00:05:01No, no, nothing of unemployed syndrome.

00:05:03I have a deep inner life

00:05:05As my models show you

00:05:06A topic we will talk about in due time.

00:05:09Because I think that where you have placed them

00:05:11They don't look good enough

00:05:12Also, don't worry

00:05:14Because I will continue contributing soon

00:05:15With the family economy

00:05:16I'm about to enter

00:05:17A significant amount of money

00:05:19Oh yeah?

00:05:21Have you found a job?

00:05:22Uh, almost.

00:05:23Excuse me for a moment

00:05:25Yeah?

00:05:26Hey, Juan

00:05:27I am Dr. Lozano

00:05:28Would you mind stopping by today?

00:05:29For hair density testing?

00:05:30No, no, no problem.

00:05:31I'll wait for you at eleven

00:05:32Good

00:05:33I'm going to change

00:05:35I have to go

00:05:36Oh yeah?

00:05:37Where to?

00:05:38Hey, I got a job interview.

00:05:41To substitute in a school for priests

00:05:42Of course, they caught you because of the photo.

00:05:44No, we are already in the middle of the third evaluation.

00:05:47And many teachers collapse

00:05:49They can't stand the pressure

00:05:50Are you going to leave without eating anything?

00:05:53Yeah

00:05:53Mom, I see him very bad.

00:05:58Do you know if the prostate is monitored?

00:06:00Well

00:06:00Let's see if they give him this job.

00:06:02Before the model of Willy Fogg's balloon begins

00:06:04And put it on top of the TV

00:06:05Mother

00:06:06And does Willy Fogg have a prostate?

00:06:10Alex, Willy Fogg is a cartoon

00:06:12All life the same

00:06:24This is shit

00:06:25Get up

00:06:26Scrub the gate

00:06:28Take out the ice cubes

00:06:29Ah!

00:06:31Dad, you're too old to be playing Muppets, aren't you?

00:06:34What the hell are you doing?

00:06:35Fighting boredom

00:06:36What do you think?

00:06:37That I don't feel sorry for myself

00:06:38Come on, get out of there.

00:06:38That you are going to take something

00:06:39And if you go in, go in at night

00:06:40That's when the truck passes

00:06:41Hello darling

00:06:43How are you?

00:06:45Well here

00:06:45Talking to waste

00:06:47Good morning

00:06:48Hello

00:06:48And what are you doing here at this hour?

00:06:50Nothing, I just came to give you a kiss.

00:06:51I'm running to class

00:06:52We're having dinner tomorrow, aren't we?

00:06:54Because?

00:06:55Emilio

00:06:55Shall we do a month?

00:06:57Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

00:06:59Of course, I bought you a little gift.

00:07:00No, I don't want you to buy me anything.

00:07:02I just wanted to have a romantic dinner like this.

00:07:04I choose the place, okay?

00:07:05And why don't we put it in the goal?

00:07:07Also, good

00:07:08It's like I said, romantic

00:07:09Hey, you put two candles on that.

00:07:11And a Tamara record

00:07:12And you wouldn't believe how much it changes, right?

00:07:13Okay

00:07:14If what counts is the company

00:07:15Well

00:07:16Ale, keep going well.

00:07:19Say

00:07:20What some do

00:07:23To save a dinner

00:07:24Dad, she's the only good thing

00:07:25What do I have in life?

00:07:26And what are you going to buy him?

00:07:27I?

00:07:28If I said that I don't want to

00:07:29That he gives him nothing

00:07:30Ignorant of life

00:07:31That's the typical thinking

00:07:32Reverse feminine

00:07:33They tell you one thing

00:07:34And then they want another one

00:07:35She's going to give you a great gift.

00:07:37And you're going to get a stupid face.

00:07:39You won't even know what to say.

00:07:41And what do I buy if I'm broke?

00:07:43Clothes?

00:07:44With that you are sure to be right.

00:07:45That's like playing triple in the lottery.

00:07:48And what clothes?

00:07:49If I get lost

00:07:49I'm not even sure about my size.

00:07:51But damn

00:07:52Don't you have a friend to advise you?

00:07:55Nativity scene

00:07:55I said a friend

00:07:57Dad, Belén is my friend

00:07:59It's my is

00:07:59And apart from that, my friend

00:08:00And that's beautiful

00:08:01And besides, I have no other

00:08:02So there you have it

00:08:03Well, do what you want.

00:08:05But help me get out of here

00:08:06Emilio

00:08:07I curse the mother

00:08:09What do you...

00:08:09May God forgive me

00:08:10No

00:08:11No no

00:08:12No, Roberto

00:08:13It's not like that

00:08:14It's not about wrapping it up

00:08:15It's a boy

00:08:16Not a Christmas present for your grandmother

00:08:17Damn, Mauri

00:08:18It's just that it's very complicated

00:08:18He doesn't stay still

00:08:19Leave me, Ander

00:08:20Let me

00:08:20So I won't be able to leave you alone with him.

00:08:22Yeah, I'm not a professional.

00:08:23This should be done by a kangaroo

00:08:24I already know

00:08:25Hire one

00:08:26And he went on vacation

00:08:27With my girlfriend to Santo Domingo

00:08:29No, fuck off

00:08:30Hey, what a jerk, right?

00:08:34I'm going for a moment to wash my hands.

00:08:35Mauri

00:08:36Look, I'd like you to meet my friend Sonia.

00:08:39Hello

00:08:39How are you?

00:08:40It's that I've been working in Brussels

00:08:42And I only knew Antonio by email

00:08:44Look at him, here he is.

00:08:45Mother!

00:08:46What a precious child!

00:08:48It's out, please!

00:08:50How mean the other parents must look at the park!

00:08:53Oh, but the natural one is much more handsome.

00:08:55Thank you so much

00:08:56I was telling Bea how lucky she was with the sperm donor.

00:08:58A trustworthy, intelligent and attractive person

00:09:01Yes, the truth is yes, things as they are

00:09:03I was wondering if you wanted to give me some too.

00:09:05As?

00:09:07From Semen

00:09:08I've already told you that it's a very personal thing, right?

00:09:10Don't feel pressured

00:09:11It's that I want to be a mother and, look, the truth is

00:09:13I have neither the time nor the patience to have a relationship with a man.

00:09:15And I thought maybe you...

00:09:17I'm very flattered, Sonia.

00:09:18But what happened to Bea was something very exceptional.

00:09:22I don't want to become a baby factory.

00:09:24I'm going out on the street

00:09:25And I'm going to start meeting little Mauris who look at me with resentment and...

00:09:29I pay you 600 euros for your semen

00:09:31No, really.

00:09:331500

00:09:33Do you understand less? A matter of money?

00:09:363000

00:09:36This is where penis envy comes in.

00:09:38If you keep going up, it will end up being about money.

00:09:41But it is more of a moral issue

00:09:43It's that I'm gay

00:09:45And it is still unknown if that is carried in the genes

00:09:48The same thing later the child...

00:09:49Never mind, better

00:09:51So when you think we're not going shopping together

00:09:53Think about it, okay?

00:09:55I only ask you that

00:09:56Talk tomorrow

00:09:56Maria is so happy

00:09:59Thank you

00:10:00Have you seen what you want?

00:10:063000 euros for a straw

00:10:08Quality is paid for

00:10:09But Bea, how do you get me into this mess?

00:10:12Mauri is a friend

00:10:13The poor girl has insisted

00:10:14And he loves how you write

00:10:15Son, for asking

00:10:16The only thing I'm missing now is to have another child.

00:10:19Well, I don't know, as I see you so excited

00:10:21Maybe you want to go for the couple

00:10:233000 euros

00:10:253000 euros, kid

00:10:27Mauri is given half a kilo for his semen

00:10:29And isn't that a lot of money?

00:10:30Tell that girl I'll leave it for her halfway.

00:10:32I will not light anything else

00:10:33But it is by batozoids

00:10:35What remains to be seen is how it is.

00:10:36Well, with a significant boredom on top of it all.

00:10:38It's normal that they pay so much

00:10:39There are many sterile couples

00:10:41Single women who want to have children

00:10:42People don't donate enough sperm

00:10:44And I come to waste it

00:10:45It's that really

00:10:46Well, let's all donate, right?

00:10:48Where do we have to go?

00:10:49But what are you saying? You can't

00:10:50You are a minor

00:10:51Well, better, kid.

00:10:52You have evolved me genetically and more everything

00:10:54Come on, let's find a clinic.

00:10:56That donating is always very nice

00:10:58What's up, guys?

00:11:00What's up, Paco?

00:11:01How is our first gladiator day going?

00:11:02Good, good, good

00:11:03Hey, do you mind if it's just for a moment?

00:11:05What is it that we are going to donate semen?

00:11:06No, no, no, okay, okay

00:11:07Hey, wait for me, I'm canceling.

00:11:08What are you going to do?

00:11:18My goodness

00:11:18You'll see, Belén

00:11:21I set it up on my own

00:11:22It is a home-based services company

00:11:24No more sending resumes

00:11:26Yes, what do I have to do?

00:11:28Dubbing propaganda, sewing crocodiles on bad t-shirts

00:11:30Much easier

00:11:31You just have to talk

00:11:32What you do when you put the washing machine on

00:11:34But charge it

00:11:35Sorry, but a lot of people talk to themselves, right?

00:11:37Of course, darling.

00:11:39Oh, I love it

00:11:42Oh, what rhythm you have

00:11:45Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming

00:11:48Oh, I'm about to, yeah

00:11:51Yeah!

00:11:55Hey, I loved it

00:11:57If you want more, ask for...

00:12:00Glass

00:12:01Hey, this is fun

00:12:04Lot

00:12:04I can come over for a bit this afternoon, okay?

00:12:07Yes, yes, yes, yes

00:12:08See you later

00:12:08See you later, Lola

00:12:09But aunt, what have you done?

00:12:13Ta-da!

00:12:13I present to you an erotic line

00:12:15We call ourselves Hot Lolitas

00:12:18And you expect me to start talking dirty on the phone?

00:12:21Belén, we can earn more than a euro per minute.

00:12:23But try it

00:12:25No

00:12:25But, yes

00:12:26No

00:12:27No

00:12:27Come on, go on

00:12:28Come on

00:12:28Hot Lolitas, tell me

00:12:33No, Belén, this is not the burger

00:12:34Hello

00:12:35How are you?

00:12:37What are you wearing?

00:12:38A tracksuit

00:12:39No

00:12:40With heels

00:12:42And I'm not wearing panties

00:12:44Supermarket porno-maruja looking for deals

00:12:48Come on, girl, point your four legs, I'm going to give you what's yours.

00:12:52Yes, man

00:12:53But do you believe what he told me?

00:12:55Yes, Belén, but you have to put up with them a little, daughter.

00:12:57We haven't even earned 50 cents.

00:12:58No, no, no

00:13:00That I'm not good for this

00:13:01Yeah, neither do I.

00:13:02But I have 100 euros left in the bank.

00:13:03What do we do?

00:13:04100 euros?

00:13:04Aunt, lend me some

00:13:05Come on, he'll try again.

00:13:08No, what happened?

00:13:09I already have job interviews to listen to idiots.

00:13:12Hot Lolitas, tell me

00:13:19I'm Melania Open, 24 hours

00:13:22Hello

00:13:22Look, I'm a little nervous because it's the first time I've called.

00:13:27Calm down, calm down

00:13:29Oh, handsome

00:13:31Where do you want us to start?

00:13:37I said I'm leaving

00:13:39Where is it known?

00:13:40But if they have already given him the anesthesia

00:13:43That is going to fall at any moment

00:13:45I don't want you to be messed with, damn it.

00:13:46What you want is to take my money.

00:13:49Fuck!

00:13:50Yes, and a kidney to sell.

00:13:52Please come back to the room.

00:13:54Uh, kids!

00:14:00Look, I told him, right?

00:14:02Then they go around filing lawsuits

00:14:04Juan!

00:14:09Dear

00:14:10What a surprise?

00:14:12No, surprise no, I work here

00:14:13No, no more.

00:14:14Didn't you have an interview?

00:14:15Yes, yes

00:14:16The thing is that priests don't hire you if you don't have a check-up first.

00:14:19Before, a resume was enough.

00:14:21But now, if you have to lower your transaminases, they might not catch you.

00:14:24I'll leave you, they're waiting for me, okay?

00:14:27Isabel

00:14:27What do we do with this?

00:14:29I don't know, I'll come now

00:14:31Take him to the operating room 5

00:14:32It was either the 4th or the 5th, or it was the 6th.

00:14:35Ask Sophie, Juan

00:14:37Well, John

00:14:41This is going well, huh?

00:14:43What march?

00:14:43If I'm exhausted

00:14:45I have a migraine, insomnia, I have lost my appetite, I have nausea

00:14:48Oh, and a sporadic twitch in the left eye.

00:14:50But you haven't had any erection problems, have you?

00:14:52That there may be erection problems

00:14:54Well, look

00:14:55Look

00:14:57You can already see it here on the crown, huh?

00:15:02You see?

00:15:03All this is new hair

00:15:04Well, I see it the same way.

00:15:06Well, it's still fluff.

00:15:09But with a year of treatment

00:15:10The regeneration is complete

00:15:12I have one year left of taking those pills.

00:15:14No no

00:15:15If the investigation is about to end

00:15:17So how much time do I have left, doctor?

00:15:20Three or four days

00:15:21At most

00:15:22This is getting harder than I thought.

00:15:25And my family is starting to get suspicious.

00:15:27But why didn't you tell him?

00:15:29These things are much better shared.

00:15:31No, no, no

00:15:32I don't want to worry you.

00:15:33You'll find out when it's all over.

00:15:35The only important thing for me is your economic well-being

00:15:38Oh!

00:15:43Oh!

00:15:45Oh!

00:15:46Oh!

00:15:48Oh!

00:15:51Oh!

00:15:52Oh!

00:15:53Oh!

00:15:54Oh!

00:15:55Oh! Oh!

00:15:56Oh! Oh! Oh!

00:15:57You're a little fatter here, aren't you?

00:15:59No

00:15:59No, I was just throwing out my guts and joking around.

00:16:02Ah, as a joke

00:16:03Well, what a shame you didn't come, huh?

00:16:04Because the hotel was wonderful

00:16:05Look, this is when we rented the yacht

00:16:07And we went diving

00:16:08With a yacht and everything?

00:16:10But there were no sharks?

00:16:12Yes, those little ones, but they don't do anything.

00:16:13Clear

00:16:14They would realize how in love you are.

00:16:16These bugs are clever.

00:16:17Oh, but oh well

00:16:19You had a great time, come on.

00:16:20Well, that's very good, huh?

00:16:22Because these trips are a danger

00:16:23Sometimes they strengthen the relationship

00:16:25But many other times they sink it forever

00:16:27Because of course, one realizes that it has nothing to do with the other

00:16:30And having to be together day after day

00:16:32It makes you want to go back to your city.

00:16:35See your old friends

00:16:36No, that has not been our case.

00:16:37Diego and I are getting married

00:16:41That?

00:16:43You are the first to know

00:16:44I know it sounds a little weird.

00:16:45We've only been dating for a month.

00:16:47Nineteen days, according to my calculations

00:16:48Yes, but since I already have Alba's divorce

00:16:50Well, let's take advantage of it.

00:16:51And we talked about it and I said

00:16:52Well, I find it very romantic.

00:16:53Come on, damn it!

00:16:55What time are you romantic?

00:16:57No, it just shocked me.

00:16:59Ah, look, here's the little yacht again.

00:17:02Mariso, may I know what you're doing in Venedor?

00:17:04Shut up, I don't understand!

00:17:06One is with a Bungalol timeshare

00:17:09They invite you to spend three days with all expenses paid

00:17:11Do you think I'm going to buy one from you?

00:17:14Marisa, don't lie to me

00:17:15Retirees are not invited to those things.

00:17:18I told you that I have a supply company.

00:17:21What I don't know is what

00:17:22Well, when do you plan to come back?

00:17:25When they discover me

00:17:26A kiss, sister

00:17:28Hey, this girl has been the same all her life.

00:17:31Someone is getting married across the street.

00:17:33Who?

00:17:34And I don't know, how come you don't shut up?

00:17:36Hey, that's good news, right?

00:17:38Phew, phew

00:17:39So what? When do you plan to have the wedding?

00:17:42At the end of spring? In September?

00:17:45Come tomorrow

00:17:45That?

00:17:46I have a friend in court.

00:17:47He made room for us to be the first gays to get married.

00:17:50But you're both invited, right?

00:17:51It's going to be a very intimate thing.

00:17:52Ah, I don't know

00:17:54Are we going to be able to go?

00:17:56Of course

00:17:57Clear

00:17:58Hey, count on me for whatever you need, really.

00:18:00Do you already have a restaurant for the banquet?

00:18:02Damn, the menu, what?

00:18:03Are you up for trying it?

00:18:04If we are in a hurry organizing everything as we can

00:18:06Hey, Mauri, it was very important for us that you were the first to know.

00:18:09I can imagine, normal.

00:18:10Ah, the photos

00:18:14Bye

00:18:16Bye

00:18:18Look

00:18:20What a crush

00:18:22Mauri, I'm very proud of how well you're taking this.

00:18:26Isn't that right?

00:18:27Yeah

00:18:27Now, seriously

00:18:28What are you up to?

00:18:31Nothing

00:18:31But what's going on?

00:18:33Can't I be happy for them?

00:18:35Well no, I can't.

00:18:36Because they are about to make the biggest mistake of their lives.

00:18:38This is my Mauri

00:18:39They're going to Santo Domingo, perfect.

00:18:40They keep photos under our noses, perfect.

00:18:42But how are they going to get married, man, for God's sake?

00:18:44If they don't even know each other

00:18:46That wedding cannot be celebrated

00:18:48It would be the first time that gays get divorced in this country.

00:18:51Oh, what are you thinking of doing?

00:18:53I don't know, think of something

00:18:54Oh, look

00:18:56They have left a photo

00:18:58Leave it

00:18:59Don't think anything that has already occurred to me

00:19:02This is a joke

00:19:04Yes, even gays can get married.

00:19:07Hey, who of the two will wear white?

00:19:09Oh, well, come and find out.

00:19:11Come on, I have nothing to lose at this wedding.

00:19:14If we have not been invited

00:19:16That's why I say it

00:19:16Well, it's that

00:19:18Look, I think my problem is that

00:19:20It's just that I'm too romantic.

00:19:21And in the end that scares you

00:19:24I don't know, my century would have been the 19th, for example.

00:19:27Although of course, with tuberculosis

00:19:30But who told you that we are scared of romantics?

00:19:33I love it

00:19:34What happens is that

00:19:36Well, you haven't met your ideal woman.

00:19:37You think?

00:19:39Because for me it would be very important

00:19:40Being able to share my life with someone

00:19:42Although well, now I'm totally focused on my work

00:19:45That it is an exciting project

00:19:47But it doesn't satisfy me

00:19:50And of course, I take refuge in sex

00:19:53But that without love is empty

00:19:55And I have nothing left to hold on to.

00:19:58You know what?

00:20:01Life is like a washing machine

00:20:03It goes in cycles

00:20:04Sometimes you can be centrifuged

00:20:07But one day the clarification comes and everything is fixed.

00:20:09And then

00:20:11Well, nothing.

00:20:13Then it's all hanging and ironing.

00:20:15Hey, it has helped me a lot to talk to you.

00:20:18It's been a while since I connected like this with someone.

00:20:20Neither do I.

00:20:21Hey, and you don't want us to do anything?

00:20:26A fantasy makes it easier

00:20:27Movie star and elevator operator in a hotel

00:20:30No, no, no

00:20:31Now I have to hang up.

00:20:32But...

00:20:32But can I call you again?

00:20:35Yes, yes, yes, yes

00:20:37Yes, yes, yes

00:20:38What is your name?

00:20:41Hey...

00:20:41Robin

00:20:42I'll spell it out for you

00:20:44It's R...

00:20:45No, no, no

00:20:47That is missing

00:20:47He's the one who went with Batman, right?

00:20:49No, no, no

00:20:49Like that one no

00:20:50That he was gay

00:20:51It's Robin as Hood

00:20:52Like that of the forests

00:20:53Okay

00:20:54Bye

00:20:55Bye

00:20:56But it's 35 minutes

00:21:03That's it, well, well, well, I don't know

00:21:05Two hundred and something euros

00:21:06Damn, that really cost him.

00:21:08I was drunk

00:21:09No, no, no

00:21:10What are you going to do?

00:21:10And in the end he ended up telling me his life.

00:21:12He was a very romantic boy, I don't know.

00:21:14So very sensitive

00:21:15How curious

00:21:16I've been dying to meet him.

00:21:18But girl, are you going to trust someone who pays for sex?

00:21:20Melena, that's what you do at the agency

00:21:22No, sorry.

00:21:22I haven't had sex yet

00:21:24I have only paid

00:21:25That's worse

00:21:25Well, don't confuse me.

00:21:26That I have come here to tell you

00:21:28That tonight you have dinner with someone from my agency

00:21:31But what do you mean, a dinner?

00:21:32I told you to just sign me up

00:21:33Well, but why are we going to pay for both?

00:21:36You go and say you are Belén

00:21:38If you don't show them photos

00:21:39That is very ugly

00:21:41So you order the most expensive thing on the menu.

00:21:42And when the bill arrives

00:21:43So you go to the bathroom to touch up.

00:21:45And you don't come back

00:21:46You do all that?

00:21:48Oh, leave it to me.

00:21:49I really like the whole telephone of hope thing.

00:21:52Ah, I'm helping people.

00:21:53No, it's to see if there is anyone worse than me.

00:21:55This boosts my self-esteem a little.

00:21:57Yeah?

00:21:59Come on, Braga out!

00:22:00My wife is coming.

00:22:02No, no, no, wait

00:22:03Let's go slowly

00:22:04You have problems, right?

00:22:07You are suffering

00:22:08Thank you

00:22:08Bye

00:22:10Really, Belén

00:22:13It's that I don't earn a single euro with you.

00:22:14So you come to donate semen

00:22:17The five

00:22:19We want to satisfy the desires of so many women and couples who need it.

00:22:23Good

00:22:24First of all, the minimum age to donate is 18 years old.

00:22:28Yes, but come on, I already... perfectly

00:22:31Congratulations and enjoy it, but you'll have to wait.

00:22:34And the maximum age is 50

00:22:36Sorry, it's by law

00:22:37Be careful, I have hardly had any wear and tear.

00:22:39This age has been put by throwing quality genetic material

00:22:42Well, there are only three candidates left.

00:22:44Oh, and I remind you that to donate you have to go at least three days without ejaculating.

00:22:49Paco, that already rules you out directly, come on.

00:22:51Okay, come on, where do I sign?

00:22:52From nowhere at the moment

00:22:53First we have to analyze your semen

00:22:55Sperm concentration per cubic centimeter

00:22:58Mobility, morphology, freezing test at minus 180 degrees

00:23:01Syphilis screening, hepatitis screening

00:23:03Cough or plasma infections

00:23:05Herpes and cytomegalovirus viruses

00:23:08Damn, kids, you won't even pass the exam.

00:23:11Here you have a sterile jar

00:23:12And you can go to the sample collection room

00:23:16What discrimination

00:23:17And what do we do in the meantime?

00:23:19Hey, this is paid at 3,000 euros per donation, right?

00:23:22How much?

00:23:23No, no, 30

00:23:2430 euros and for travel and inconvenience

00:23:28Donation is considered an altruistic act

00:23:31Yes of course

00:23:31Sorry, but out there they are paying 3,000 euros

00:23:33You've dropped two zeros from the offer.

00:23:35Let's go, man, I won't procreate for that money.

00:23:37They're not smart or anything, they're obvious.

00:23:39Let's talk to Mauro and see if he'll let us do a little dirty work with his friend.

00:23:42Hey, I'll donate for 30 euros, okay?

00:23:47You'll see

00:23:47Oh, how good

00:23:52No, no, not yet

00:23:55Tell a little bit

00:23:56What are you doing?

00:23:57That's what I say you have set up there.

00:23:58What do you care?

00:23:59Then the neighbors ask me, I'm doing my job.

00:24:02Well, go and scrub the entrance, it's a mess.

00:24:04Excuse me, Belén, I want to ask you something.

00:24:05It's just that I'm losing focus because we're going to your house now.

00:24:11Let's see

00:24:14What's the matter?

00:24:16I'm very busy

00:24:17Belén, look, I wanted you to do me a favor.

00:24:19Emilio, you have a girlfriend.

00:24:21Don't be sick

00:24:22Look, it turns out that Carmen and I are going to be a month old.

00:24:25Ah, a month

00:24:26So, this is serious, right?

00:24:28And I would like to buy you a nice gift

00:24:29A dress like this with an open back and a ribbing

00:24:32Like the Oscars carpets

00:24:34And let's see if you could help me choose it.

00:24:36I?

00:24:37Yes, because I am more or less the same size

00:24:39Man, you have more ass and less chest, but more or less...

00:24:41Look, I can't, I'm very busy.

00:24:43Clear

00:24:43It's still too early to be a friend.

00:24:46You still haven't gotten over us.

00:24:47What about me?

00:24:48Who do you think you are, you idiot?

00:24:50But don't worry, I understand.

00:24:51If this is like Spain's failures in the World Cup

00:24:54Then four years have to pass before we forget.

00:24:56I'll wait for you downstairs in five minutes.

00:24:58No, really, I don't want to hurt you.

00:24:59Five minutes

00:25:00Below

00:25:01You must be an idiot.

00:25:04Emilio!

00:25:07Let's see, but who is the girl sleeping with?

00:25:09With no one

00:25:10He's not getting it on with anyone.

00:25:11It's an erotic line

00:25:12Do you see it?

00:25:13I've already taken it out for you

00:25:13So I'm a professional.

00:25:14Emilio, please

00:25:19Notify the neighbors

00:25:21I want to call an urgent meeting

00:25:22Sorry, ma'am.

00:25:23Let's see if you can tell my father.

00:25:24That I was here in an emergency

00:25:25Hey, but isn't that supposed to be your job?

00:25:28Yes, what happens is that I have the man as an intern.

00:25:30That's a little bit of focus, huh?

00:25:31Already

00:25:31Oh, that's it

00:25:32Oh, how fun!

00:25:36Oh yes

00:25:38Yes

00:25:39Oh, I'm hyperventilating.

00:25:40Oh, I'm feeling dizzy.

00:25:42Oh, let's see, an idea.

00:25:48Can't we hold meetings via videoconference?

00:25:50But what are we launching?

00:25:52An escalator in a shopping mall?

00:25:54I'm not putting anything in anymore, ma'am.

00:25:56In addition, the meeting was called by Isabel

00:25:57That has something important to tell us

00:25:59She is pregnant

00:26:00News hype

00:26:02No, I wanted to talk to you about Juan

00:26:04Let's see what the cuesta has done now.

00:26:06Sausage

00:26:07It's heavy, huh?

00:26:08Let him go and burn Inén.

00:26:10He is very sick

00:26:12He has three or four days left to live.

00:26:15That?

00:26:15But it can't be

00:26:17Yes, I found out by chance.

00:26:18In the hospital

00:26:19Poor thing

00:26:21He was a good person

00:26:23The best always leave

00:26:25He talks a lot on his cell phone.

00:26:26There are many devices here

00:26:28And radiation everywhere

00:26:30Don't worry, your bun is protecting you.

00:26:32But what does Juan have?

00:26:33What if he looks good?

00:26:35Well, as always

00:26:36Ignore the herbs

00:26:37He's high on Guarana

00:26:39If John were sick

00:26:40He would have told me that.

00:26:42That I am his sister

00:26:42He hasn't said anything

00:26:43Because he didn't want to worry us

00:26:45But it was weird

00:26:47This morning he told us

00:26:48What were we going to receive?

00:26:48An extraordinary amount of money

00:26:50They are delusions

00:26:52That's already terminal

00:26:53Maybe he meant insurance.

00:26:55Life

00:26:55I...

00:26:56I am dismayed

00:26:58I propose a branch

00:26:59To put an obituary on him

00:27:01Full page

00:27:01And for a flower crown

00:27:03And a string quartet

00:27:04At the funeral

00:27:05What yes

00:27:05Whatever it takes

00:27:06I can sing something

00:27:07What am I practicing?

00:27:08At karaoke

00:27:09Yeah

00:27:11You don't need to do anything

00:27:13And the only thing I ask of you

00:27:14It's an effort

00:27:15To make it more pleasant

00:27:16The last days of life

00:27:18Don't tell him anything, please.

00:27:20That I didn't want

00:27:21That we find out

00:27:23Me, me

00:27:24I can start

00:27:26For saying good morning

00:27:28Total, they are going to be

00:27:29Three or four times

00:27:30When he doesn't put his foot in it

00:27:32Stretch it

00:27:33Uh, sorry.

00:27:34I was thinking

00:27:35In an epitaph

00:27:36Aloud

00:27:37Hey, go on, go on

00:27:38Well, what's going on here?

00:27:42Have you set up a meeting?

00:27:43Without telling me?

00:27:43This is ignoring

00:27:44To the opposition, eh

00:27:45Challenge to the board

00:27:47No, darling.

00:27:47No

00:27:48It's that we were debating

00:27:49A very important topic

00:27:50That it came out like this

00:27:50As spontaneously

00:27:51And I'm waiting to see

00:27:53If someone says something

00:27:54Uh, yeah, yeah

00:27:56It's that Carlos wants

00:27:57That the community

00:27:58Comply with the protocol

00:27:59From Kyoto

00:28:00About pollution

00:28:01I?

00:28:03Uh, yeah

00:28:04I had thought

00:28:05In putting it on the roof

00:28:06Solar panels

00:28:07With photovoltaic cells

00:28:09Protest

00:28:09I was wearing that

00:28:10In my electoral program

00:28:11This president

00:28:12He has no criteria

00:28:13It's true

00:28:14I copied it from your blue notebook

00:28:16All the credit is yours, Juan

00:28:17Votes in favor of your proposal

00:28:19Approved

00:28:21The session is adjourned

00:28:22I don't know what to say

00:28:23I am speechless

00:28:25Let's go before they find them

00:28:27Juan

00:28:28Here's a friend for you

00:28:31Congratulations

00:28:32Thank you

00:28:33Hey, what do you need?

00:28:36Really, huh?

00:28:37Yeah

00:28:37Yes, yes, yes

00:28:38Whatever, Juan

00:28:39Really, huh?

00:28:40Thank you

00:28:41I didn't reject you, Juan

00:28:44Andrés came between us

00:28:46Our love was impossible

00:28:48Then you come by home

00:28:51And I'll show you some photos

00:28:52From when we were little

00:28:54It is clear that ecology sells

00:29:01In the last elections

00:29:02I should have emphasized

00:29:03At this point

00:29:04Think green

00:29:05Yeah

00:29:06Of course, darling.

00:29:08How sensitive everyone is

00:29:14With this topic

00:29:15I'm going to take some aspirin.

00:29:18Or you have a big dose

00:29:21Testing

00:29:24And waiting

00:29:26Testing

00:29:29Always giving away

00:29:31Testing

00:29:33And waiting

00:29:35Testing

00:29:37Always giving away

00:29:39Always giving away

00:29:48It's the last one I'm trying on, eh?

00:29:58If you don't like it

00:29:59You're waiting at the Cibeles catwalk.

00:30:00No, no, no

00:30:01But this is already very good

00:30:02I'm not telling you that you look beautiful

00:30:03To avoid misunderstandings

00:30:05Thank you

00:30:05Come on, take it off now.

00:30:07What am I paying for?

00:30:08Okay, but let me look at you a little bit, okay?

00:30:10If you iron it later tonight

00:30:11I'll leave you to give more with him.

00:30:12Remove

00:30:13Hello

00:30:18How does it look on that one?

00:30:19It's that he has a difficult body

00:30:21Hey

00:30:22You never gave me such an expensive dress.

00:30:25Well

00:30:26Neither too expensive nor too cheap

00:30:27You never gave me a dress

00:30:29But Bethlehem

00:30:29Because this is another kind of relationship

00:30:31More mature

00:30:31With more future

00:30:32Another type of relationship

00:30:34More mature

00:30:35Me more future

00:30:35Oh

00:30:37What the hell are you looking at?

00:30:38I nothing

00:30:39But leave me the dress

00:30:40I need the label

00:30:41Take

00:30:41It's normal

00:30:44You want to give him a gift

00:30:45Because of the feeling of inferiority

00:30:48What do you have

00:30:48Knowing that you are dating someone

00:30:49Excellent

00:30:50Well, it is superior to you.

00:30:51Yes, Belén, yes

00:30:53That's what happens

00:30:54Come on, let's go

00:30:55Nativity scene

00:30:56I'm leaving now

00:31:00Hey

00:31:01And are you going to be able to pay for this?

00:31:03Come on, yes

00:31:03If I have already paid for it

00:31:04My card has been accepted

00:31:05And the dress?

00:31:06Ah, they don't give a bag

00:31:07No

00:31:08How tacky

00:31:09Pepita, I've removed the label.

00:31:15You hadn't paid

00:31:16Security

00:31:16Come on, damn it

00:31:17Runs

00:31:17The guard is coming

00:31:18My God

00:31:19I kill you

00:31:20I swear I'll kill you

00:31:21My wife and I

00:31:25We used to come to this restaurant a lot.

00:31:26My wife liked it a lot.

00:31:27The table is in the corner

00:31:28But then things went wrong

00:31:31We work hard

00:31:32We never made love

00:31:33But they are normal couple problems

00:31:35Sure, sure, sure

00:31:36Yeah

00:31:37Hey, did you leave long ago?

00:31:39Bit

00:31:39Four years

00:31:40And I've really gotten over it, huh?

00:31:42I hardly follow her.

00:31:43Have you ever been married?

00:31:45No, no, no

00:31:46What's up?

00:31:46I had a boyfriend

00:31:48But we left it a long time ago

00:31:49But come on

00:31:49We get along well

00:31:50My wife and I

00:31:51We got married in Peñíscola

00:31:53Since his family is from there

00:31:54Then we had a crisis

00:31:55She got pregnant

00:31:56And she got pregnant

00:31:58And we had his crisis

00:31:59Don't know

00:31:59I don't remember

00:32:00I'm going to teach you

00:32:02A photo of my wife

00:32:03And she

00:32:04Look, this is Marta

00:32:06The jaw and the ears

00:32:08They are my wife's

00:32:08But I don't know the rest.

00:32:09Because she is very pretty

00:32:10I don't know

00:32:10He looks like me

00:32:11Don't know

00:32:12What do you think?

00:32:14I don't know

00:32:15Hey, and changing the subject

00:32:16Do you like cinema?

00:32:18Are you going to the theater?

00:32:19Do you play sports?

00:32:19Sport no longer

00:32:20My wife and I

00:32:21We were a couple from Padden

00:32:22But since we left it

00:32:24I don't play anymore

00:32:25Then I tried it with the rub

00:32:27But those big walls

00:32:28It overwhelms me

00:32:28Do you know who you look like?

00:32:31With that haircut?

00:32:33Don't tell me

00:32:33To your wife?

00:32:34No, man, no.

00:32:35To me, Ryan

00:32:36And please

00:32:37Don't bring up my wife again.

00:32:39You're ruining our first date.

00:32:40Uh, sorry.

00:32:41Are the gentlemen going to have some dessert?

00:32:43No, no, no

00:32:44I don't

00:32:44You choose what you want

00:32:45I'm going away for a moment

00:32:46Let's touch up the bathroom, huh?

00:32:47Go, Jacket?

00:32:48Oh, I'm going to be cold.

00:32:50It made me terribly sick

00:32:50You don't have heating here, do you?

00:32:53I would have a flan

00:32:54It's what I always drank with my wife.

00:32:56No

00:32:59No?

00:33:00But how am I going to give it to him?

00:33:01To that girl a sperm that is not mine?

00:33:03Hey, like when they give you cheap whiskey.

00:33:05But what do you care?

00:33:06So you stay calm

00:33:07And she is so happy

00:33:08If he won't even notice

00:33:09And if the child comes out short

00:33:10Or unbalanced

00:33:12Or weird

00:33:13These are just examples, right?

00:33:14It's nothing personal

00:33:15Hey, it's a genetic disorder, kid.

00:33:17What are you going to do?

00:33:18Clear

00:33:18There have been cases of families

00:33:20That one is very handsome

00:33:21And then a coconut comes out

00:33:22Look, this one and her sister, for example.

00:33:23There it is

00:33:24Natalia, the poor thing

00:33:25It's much uglier

00:33:26No, the other way around.

00:33:28But how are you going to donate, Mim?

00:33:29Please, if I were at another age

00:33:30I was still playing marbles

00:33:31And me, but one keeps changing toys

00:33:34Mauri, roll up, man

00:33:35That for us is a lot of money

00:33:36Leave him, even if he's gay

00:33:37You don't have to have a heart

00:33:39Don't make me feel guilty, okay?

00:33:40Please no

00:33:41I'm sorry, but I couldn't wait any longer.

00:33:44What have you decided, Mauri?

00:33:45Hey, come in, he'll tell you.

00:33:47Hello, Sonia

00:33:49Happens

00:33:50Look at that

00:33:52No

00:33:53I'm not going to lend myself to inseminate you.

00:33:55Because it is a lot of responsibility

00:33:56But to make it up to you

00:33:58I have made a casting of volunteers

00:34:00And very interesting people have appeared

00:34:01Here they are

00:34:02As you will see

00:34:05They are an absolute karidoscope

00:34:07From our current Spanish society

00:34:08Roberto

00:34:09Young architect

00:34:11Of international projection

00:34:12Paco

00:34:13A budding filmmaker

00:34:14Well, the next one is Amenábar.

00:34:16From our country

00:34:16Pablo

00:34:18Adolescence in its purest form

00:34:20Mariano

00:34:20Man of letters

00:34:22Physics is deceiving

00:34:23And José Miguel

00:34:24A child prodigy

00:34:25Sexually and intellectually

00:34:26Come on, the great promise of the building

00:34:28What do you think?

00:34:29Well

00:34:29Better than a stranger

00:34:30You, you and you

00:34:33Tomorrow I will do a personal interview with you.

00:34:34Hey, what about us?

00:34:36Oh, you are my little uncle.

00:34:37Don't be in such a hurry to grow up

00:34:38Tomorrow at 12 I'll be here

00:34:39Wanna

00:34:40Curriculum, a blood type

00:34:41And photos of the whole family

00:34:43Well, mine is a bit deceiving, huh?

00:34:44None have come out to me

00:34:45Well

00:34:46Let's see if it's luck

00:34:47Of course

00:34:48Insemination on demand

00:34:49Like the Americans

00:34:50Now I understand

00:34:53How the Operation Triumph crew felt

00:34:55When they had to leave the academy

00:34:56José Miguel

00:34:57Don't let this affect your self-esteem.

00:34:59Look, at Stein

00:35:00He failed math

00:35:01And Pilber wasn't allowed into film school.

00:35:04Come on, you two out.

00:35:05And you three quickly

00:35:06Writing the resume

00:35:07I'm going to crush you

00:35:08You have nothing to do

00:35:08What a gang, huh?

00:35:19Belén, you deserve the dress

00:35:21I won't tell you again, okay?

00:35:22I don't feel like it

00:35:23You've given me the worst time of my life.

00:35:25Until it's cute, huh?

00:35:27Very cute

00:35:27But what do you care?

00:35:29If it is a very expensive store

00:35:30You're not going back there.

00:35:31And if I win the lottery, what then?

00:35:33Hey?

00:35:33Yes, it's going to be your turn

00:35:34And take it off since you're wrinkling it for me.

00:35:36I stole it and I'm keeping it.

00:35:38Don't fuck with me, it's the gift for Carmen, huh?

00:35:39Well, you didn't say I had the biggest ass.

00:35:41It's not going to be worth it

00:35:42Belén thought we were friends

00:35:44And we are

00:35:45We'll go shopping whenever you want.

00:35:47Daughter of a bitch

00:35:48And now what do I do?

00:35:56Mauri, do you have visitors?

00:35:57I'll continue the conversation from the bedroom, okay?

00:36:00Do you like it?

00:36:01What if we like it?

00:36:02Holder

00:36:02The starting gun for gay marriages

00:36:05Diego and Abel

00:36:06Young, attractive and in love

00:36:08They will be the first to go to court

00:36:09To formalize your relationship

00:36:10Opinion column

00:36:12Ole your balls

00:36:13By Mauricio Hidalgo

00:36:13May I know what this is?

00:36:15Man, my gift

00:36:16I thought you would be excited

00:36:18As Abel said you were going to be the first

00:36:20Well that's news.

00:36:21Well, my grandmother

00:36:25It kills me

00:36:26Yeah, yeah!

00:36:27But you should be proud

00:36:28On the front page of a newspaper

00:36:30Not just anyone comes out

00:36:30You have to be a politician, a footballer

00:36:32The serial killer

00:36:33And the possibility has not occurred to you

00:36:34That we do not want

00:36:35Let people know we're getting married?

00:36:37Why not?

00:36:37If you've already come out

00:36:38Your family knows it

00:36:39Your friends know it

00:36:40Who else do you care about?

00:36:41I don't know, the 40 million possible readers

00:36:43From this newspaper

00:36:44Wow!

00:36:44If it has a circulation of only half a million

00:36:46Only half a million

00:36:47Look, Mauri, you kick them out for messing around.

00:36:48Because you can't stand us getting married

00:36:49Please, Diego

00:36:50It has not been twisted

00:36:51Dad

00:36:54Yes, I'm so sorry.

00:36:55I didn't want to

00:36:55Hey?

00:36:57Ah yes, it's tomorrow

00:36:58Okay, okay

00:37:00My father

00:37:02That is very progressive

00:37:03That makes him very excited

00:37:04Get into the newspapers

00:37:05And that comes tomorrow to the voice

00:37:06My grandmother

00:37:07Crying with joy

00:37:08That is forcing a lot

00:37:09With our photo

00:37:10In the retirement home

00:37:11I have a message there.

00:37:12From Gay Planet magazine

00:37:13They're throwing us a party tonight.

00:37:14Hey, in the end it's going to be a good gift

00:37:16Gay Planet

00:37:16Congratulations, Diego

00:37:20Mom told me you're getting married.

00:37:22And it has appeared in the newspaper

00:37:23Mauri, Mauri

00:37:25I'm so glad you fixed it.

00:37:28No, no, no, no

00:37:29Who marries Abel

00:37:30Oh, sorry.

00:37:33I didn't know he had changed his brother-in-law.

00:37:34Well, congratulations!

00:37:37Thank you

00:37:37Well, nothing.

00:37:39There are some journalists down there.

00:37:40They want to talk to you.

00:37:41Well

00:37:42Well, nothing.

00:37:43We will have to pay attention to the press

00:37:44Thanks, Mauri

00:37:45I have always known

00:37:46That you were in a good mood

00:37:47I mean

00:37:51That the plan was

00:37:51Publish the report with the photo

00:37:53So that media and family pressure

00:37:55Forced them to postpone the wedding

00:37:56Yeah

00:37:56Well, it hasn't worked much.

00:37:58No

00:37:59But where did you meet this guy?

00:38:00Here

00:38:00See

00:38:01That the enemy brought me into my house

00:38:03He's a great babysitter.

00:38:05Dad, I won't tell you again.

00:38:07That you get into the goal

00:38:08This is a free country

00:38:09What's happening?

00:38:10You're embarrassed to introduce him to your mother-in-law.

00:38:12Look, I'm meeting her.

00:38:13To advise me on a gift for Carmen

00:38:14If you dare to screw it up

00:38:15Hey

00:38:16You know Juan Cuesta is dying, right?

00:38:19You to stay here

00:38:19You're capable of making up anything, huh?

00:38:21That is true

00:38:22He has three days left to live.

00:38:23Oh, go away.

00:38:24Out, out, out

00:38:24Stay here, stay here

00:38:25Well, well, it's good.

00:38:26You're going to make me look ridiculous.

00:38:28Ice skating, Emilio

00:38:31Sorry?

00:38:33Don't give my daughter any gifts.

00:38:35If you already have everything

00:38:36Take her ice skating

00:38:37That will make him very excited

00:38:39As a little girl I skated

00:38:41It drove her crazy

00:38:43Of course

00:38:44It is a beautiful sport

00:38:45Ah, look, Lourdes

00:38:46Meet my father.

00:38:47Mariano Lourdes

00:38:49Ah, nice to meet you.

00:38:49Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

00:38:52Sorry, it was a joke.

00:38:55Come on, dad.

00:38:56Go to the goal

00:38:57And remember to take your pill.

00:38:59What pill?

00:39:00The one you find?

00:39:01It's just that he's a little older now.

00:39:03He's losing his mind

00:39:03Ah

00:39:04To Lourdes

00:39:05You look gorgeous dressed like that.

00:39:07Oh

00:39:07My daughter, how well you are preserved

00:39:09Thank you so much

00:39:10I go every morning.

00:39:12Let's play golf

00:39:13To the country club

00:39:14Don't tell me

00:39:15Yes, I am also very fond of

00:39:17Ah

00:39:17Well, go on, go, eh?

00:39:18That you're going to be late

00:39:19Thank you very much for your advice

00:39:21I'll tell you later.

00:39:21You'll see

00:39:22You're going to love it

00:39:25Bye

00:39:26Bye

00:39:27Dad

00:39:31May I know what you do?

00:39:32Trying to flirt with my mother-in-law?

00:39:34I?

00:39:34But it was her who wanted

00:39:36What did he want?

00:39:36If she is married?

00:39:37Pussy

00:39:38Me too

00:39:38But I haven't started being picky yet.

00:39:40No, look

00:39:41Stay there in your world, eh?

00:39:42I'm going skating.

00:39:43So, she goes golfing.

00:39:45Dad

00:39:46Don't even think about it, eh?

00:39:48Don't even think about it

00:39:49Good morning, Juan

00:39:56How are you?

00:39:58I'm good

00:39:59And you?

00:40:00I wanted to tell you

00:40:01That for me deep down

00:40:02He has always been like a son

00:40:04We don't realize

00:40:06Of what we have

00:40:07Until we lose it

00:40:08Concha, is something wrong?

00:40:10Has your TV broken down?

00:40:11Look, Juan

00:40:12I made you a cake

00:40:13Ah

00:40:14Well, thank you.

00:40:15It's still very big.

00:40:17If you don't have time

00:40:18To finish it

00:40:19Tell Isabel

00:40:20What is left over

00:40:20I covered it with silver paper

00:40:22Then I'll pick her up.

00:40:23If you don't mind

00:40:24I have to go now.

00:40:25No, I'll upload it for you.

00:40:26You above all do not make efforts

00:40:28Hey, you're not wearing enough clothes, huh?

00:40:30Well, it doesn't matter anymore.

00:40:33Do you see him with whining?

00:40:35There's always a high

00:40:36Before dying

00:40:37So you can say goodbye

00:40:38It must be

00:40:39Nature is wise

00:40:41Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:40:42What's happening?

00:40:48And what is that?

00:40:50It's a detail

00:40:50What do we have with you?

00:40:51So you can see

00:40:52We will not forget you

00:40:53We have all contributed

00:40:54Pull the cord, John

00:40:56We have left blank

00:41:03The date of death

00:41:04Just in case

00:41:05You never know

00:41:06We must have hope

00:41:06Say something, Juanito

00:41:08A few words to remember

00:41:09Well, I don't know what to say.

00:41:11I'm overwhelmed

00:41:12I'm...

00:41:14Maria, can't you come here for a second?

00:41:16How could it not?

00:41:16Sorry, eh?

00:41:17He was very excited

00:41:20I couldn't even speak

00:41:21What a shorter use, huh?

00:41:23Yeah

00:41:23It's very bad

00:41:24Very badly

00:41:26The doctors said three days

00:41:27They are always so optimistic

00:41:29It makes me feel sorry

00:41:30Together we have finished

00:41:33With this man

00:41:34Well, some more than others

00:41:35Juan deserves more than a plaque

00:41:38We should do something

00:41:39To brighten up your last hours

00:41:41Do you know what I believe?

00:41:42What made him sick?

00:41:43Having an affair with your wife

00:41:44Losing the presidency

00:41:46It's true

00:41:47To my brother

00:41:48He would be very excited

00:41:49Die in office

00:41:50Kennedy style

00:41:51No, no, no, no, no

00:41:57No

00:41:58Mariano, may I ask?

00:42:00What's going on here?

00:42:01Why did they give me a plaque?

00:42:02As if I were El Greco

00:42:03Hey, now that you mention it

00:42:04And you give yourself an air

00:42:05It's not normal

00:42:06So much kindness

00:42:07They have even asked me to speak.

00:42:08Juan, I admire your fortitude

00:42:10But don't keep that in there.

00:42:12What is poisoning you?

00:42:13Tell everyone

00:42:14Tell them what?

00:42:15About your illness

00:42:16For three days of life left to you

00:42:18Enjoy them

00:42:19Because you're not going on a trip

00:42:21Then you get delayed at the airport.

00:42:23And you die at the complaints counter

00:42:26But who said I was sick?

00:42:28Why do you listen to radiopatio?

00:42:29No, if the grass hasn't told you

00:42:31That he heard you in the hospital

00:42:32Talking to a doctor

00:42:33Which doctor?

00:42:34If all I'm doing is

00:42:35It's trying some pills against alopecia

00:42:37Come on, damn it

00:42:38And what about it?

00:42:40Phew, bad, huh?

00:42:41I have to talk to Isabel right now.

00:42:42They will be in a state of restlessness

00:42:44Hey, if you want, I'll take you.

00:42:45To a strip club

00:42:46That is no more like the heaven I know

00:42:48Well, I'll see you with me.

00:42:49And then you compare

00:42:50Nothing's wrong with me, Mariano.

00:42:51I'm perfectly fine

00:42:53Okay, but we can still go, right?

00:42:59Isabel, we need to talk.

00:43:00There has been a...

00:43:01Daughter, what are you doing here?

00:43:03I'm back home

00:43:04Where would I be better than with my father?

00:43:06Hey, Dad

00:43:07Dad, we could spend this afternoon together.

00:43:09Can you teach me how to make models?

00:43:11Hey, I want to spend time with him too.

00:43:13Don't fight

00:43:14We can all do something together as a family.

00:43:16You can take us to the amusement park.

00:43:18Or to the zoo, like when we were little.

00:43:19Or better we can go to the planetarium

00:43:21That I've always wanted to take you

00:43:22And you never found a place

00:43:23There is a monograph on the expansion of the universe

00:43:26And the dark matter shudders

00:43:27And that's a good plan.

00:43:29Can I go?

00:43:29I am also very affected

00:43:31Of course, son.

00:43:31Well, what did you want to tell me?

00:43:39Eh, nothing

00:43:40That I am happy

00:43:42I'm going to spend my last days

00:43:44Surrounded by my family

00:43:45What more could you ask for?

00:43:47Well, I'm drowning

00:43:49Yes, yes, yes

00:43:50Sorry, son.

00:43:50Hey, you don't measure that much, kid.

00:43:54Nor have you studied film in Los Angeles

00:43:55It doesn't bother you and I'm not saying anything to you.

00:43:57Let's see, two lies per resume

00:43:58That's the deal, isn't it?

00:43:59One moment

00:44:00Let's get things straight

00:44:02There's a lot of money at stake

00:44:03But above all we are friends, aren't we?

00:44:04Let it be a fair fight

00:44:05No swearing in the interview

00:44:07It's worth it for me

00:44:08The important thing is to participate

00:44:09Well, what?

00:44:11Are you ready?

00:44:12No, I'm not giving up.

00:44:17I like being president.

00:44:18It's my little piece of power

00:44:20Also, the psychologist told me

00:44:21That suits me

00:44:22To put aside my emotional failures

00:44:23What else do you care?

00:44:24If it's going to be three days

00:44:25Well, if it arrives

00:44:26Carlos, really?

00:44:27You're going to take away his illusion

00:44:28To a poor dying man?

00:44:29Even those condemned to death

00:44:30They have the right to choose the menu

00:44:31And I can't invite him to dinner?

00:44:33Carlos

00:44:34Okay, okay.

00:44:35But then you choose me again

00:44:37Do you promise me?

00:44:38Yes

00:44:38Juanito, we have good news.

00:44:42For you

00:44:43Carlos has resigned

00:44:44We are going to elect you president

00:44:46And it's not because you're dying, no.

00:44:48It's because we love you so much

00:44:50Ah, well that's very good.

00:44:51And what's up with you?

00:44:53Have you resigned?

00:44:54It has fallen apart

00:44:55Too much pressure

00:44:56Well, down, down

00:44:57I want to spend more time with my family.

00:45:01What family?

00:45:02That's what it's about

00:45:02Let's see if you find it.

00:45:03Well, when do we have the inauguration ceremony?

00:45:05I'll get the living room ready right away.

00:45:07Better

00:45:07There's no need to waste time

00:45:09Pablo

00:45:10Pablo is a brat

00:45:11And with Roberto, the kid will come out very short.

00:45:14On the other hand, I am 1.90

00:45:16That is a very European size

00:45:17Also, Pablo has a girlfriend

00:45:19And if he finds out he'll kill him.

00:45:20Yeah

00:45:21Hey, your latest short film is called

00:45:23The octogenarian murderer

00:45:25Yes, yes, yes

00:45:25It's from a resentful old lame spinster

00:45:28Who kills men with a knitting needle

00:45:29And collects its members in formaldehyde

00:45:31In predatory mode

00:45:32As if they were trophies

00:45:33It's all very, very, very psychological.

00:45:35Already

00:45:36Ah, if you want to save yourself the artificial insemination

00:45:39I am willing to do it using the traditional method.

00:45:42And it's over

00:45:43And also, in the price I include

00:45:44Free bar of attempts

00:45:46Thank you

00:45:48Paco is crazy, really.

00:45:50He visits us every day

00:45:51But at night he returns to his planet

00:45:53And Roberto is basically a loser.

00:45:55That is a very genetic thing

00:45:56Hey, it says here that you're writing a book of short stories.

00:46:00This life is shit

00:46:02Yes, it is very autobiographical.

00:46:03I tell all my family traumas

00:46:05Absence of a paternal reference

00:46:06Mother addicted to herbs

00:46:07Imbecile older brother

00:46:08Existential emptiness

00:46:09Already

00:46:10Well

00:46:12It seems like a pain to me to bring a child into this world.

00:46:15Maybe he will suffer a third world war.

00:46:16Or a natural disaster due to the greenhouse effect

00:46:19But come on, I admire you, you have a lot of balls.

00:46:23Yeah

00:46:23Well, I am a simple, athletic person.

00:46:27I like cinema, music, walking in the countryside

00:46:30And what do you think of your two friends?

00:46:33They are very nice

00:46:34Man, they have their thing.

00:46:36But I don't like to criticize

00:46:38Well, I think it's going to be you.

00:46:40But I'm not going to pay you 3,000 euros.

00:46:42I offer you 600

00:46:431,500

00:46:44600

00:46:45Made

00:46:46Okay

00:46:46Give me this paper and come by the clinic this afternoon.

00:46:49To get tested

00:46:50What the fuck? Did he choose him?

00:46:54Don't worry, nothing's wrong.

00:46:54If Roberto is unable to donate, he will have to turn to us.

00:46:57And how are we going to achieve that?

00:46:59Psychological warfare, nano-trigger, which also happens

00:47:01It's been good, huh, honey?

00:47:14Well, now untie yourself, take off your wife's dress and get off the washing machine.

00:47:19Oh, and for tomorrow get me a mini blender.

00:47:23Hey, I love this, huh?

00:47:26I'm thinking of taking a leave of absence from the force.

00:47:28If a client asks for me, tell them I'll come back later.

00:47:32When I grow up I want to be like him.

00:47:36Well, how was dinner last night?

00:47:39What was this Ramón like?

00:47:41Lolita, she's hot

00:47:44Hey, I say, tell me.

00:47:45Belén, I'm Ramón

00:47:47Are you OK?

00:47:48So since you went to the bathroom yesterday, you didn't come back?

00:47:50Yes, yes, yes, yes

00:47:51Something really upset me and I have a horrible gastroenteritis.

00:47:54My wife once had an operation for peritonitis.

00:47:57The poor guy had a terrible time.

00:47:58Hey, look Ramón, it's having a calming effect on me, huh?

00:48:00Bye

00:48:01Damn, with Mrs. Hope's phone

00:48:04Poor man, isn't he?

00:48:05Give it a chance

00:48:06Oh, it's just that this guy called me yesterday.

00:48:08Well, he couldn't stop thinking about something else.

00:48:10Who?

00:48:11Robin Hood?

00:48:12It's just that...

00:48:14I don't know if I should call her, Mariano.

00:48:16I don't want to spoil it.

00:48:17But she is the first woman in a very long time.

00:48:20I feel like he's listening to me.

00:48:21Damn, he's charging you euros per minute.

00:48:23So I also listen like a motherfucker.

00:48:25It has nothing to do with it

00:48:27That is secondary

00:48:27It was just something so special that...

00:48:31I'm going to call her

00:48:31My friend, I'm going to give you some advice.

00:48:34Limit yourself to not being you

00:48:36Okay

00:48:37He must be the typical strange uncle.

00:48:41Bespectacled

00:48:43What makes a collection of internet porn videos?

00:48:45Who lives with his mother and two cats

00:48:48And parakeets

00:48:50Yes, yes

00:48:50Hot Lolitas, tell me, I'm Melanie

00:48:55Hi, I'm Robin, the one from yesterday

00:48:58Hello, hello, hello

00:49:02How are you?

00:49:04What do you want to do today?

00:49:08Can I ask you for something special?

00:49:11Of course

00:49:12That's what I'm here for

00:49:13I'd like to meet you

00:49:15No, it's not something I usually do with clients, but...

00:49:21Okay, okay, well, nothing, well, we'll leave it.

00:49:23That's it

00:49:23But no, no, no, no, no

00:49:26That we stay, eh, we stay

00:49:27It's that I was being narrow-minded

00:49:30No, I didn't want you to think I'm the typical easy hotline girl.

00:49:33I live downtown, where do we meet?

00:49:36No, don't tell him where you live, he might be a jerk.

00:49:38Me too

00:49:39It's perfect

00:49:41Well, do you know Desengaño Street?

00:49:43Yes, yes, yes, pretty good

00:49:45Okay, well look, there's a really cool video store.

00:49:48And if you want, we can meet there at nine?

00:49:51Okay

00:49:53Hey, how will I recognize you?

00:49:57Don't worry, no, there aren't many people who usually stay there, eh?

00:50:00Bye

00:50:01No, don't hang up, idiot, curl up!

00:50:05We're here, we're here!

00:50:08No, I'll take this.

00:50:10It doesn't have to be so complicated

00:50:11Hot Lolitas, serving you... Cassandra

00:50:17Hello, Chata, I'm Damian

00:50:20Hello, Damian, my love

00:50:24What can I do for you?

00:50:26Here you go again, give me the phone

00:50:28Leave me, it's the tarot

00:50:29Hey, aren't you ashamed of charging my husband for talking dirty?

00:50:34He is 78 years old

00:50:35Excuse me, ma'am, what did he call?

00:50:37In prison is where you all have to be

00:50:39Hey, no, no, no, no, no, don't hang up on me.

00:50:42But tell me something, how are you, how is your...?

00:50:45Lady

00:50:45Yeah

00:50:46I don't see the business in this, huh?

00:50:49I have doubts

00:50:50What do I put in it?

00:50:51Hello

00:50:52Hello

00:50:52What a great idea to come ice skating, huh?

00:50:55I thought, I'm sure Carmen would love it.

00:50:57It was intuition, huh?

00:50:59Yeah

00:50:59What's the matter?

00:51:02Nothing, it's just that when I was little I skated and I have a trauma

00:51:05It's that when I was eight years old, I lost a championship

00:51:08I fell to the ground, my dress ripped and all the girls laughed at me.

00:51:11And on top of that my parents scolded me

00:51:13And of course, every time I go to an ice rink, I remember that and...

00:51:17Daughter of a bitch

00:51:18Hey?

00:51:19No, no, no, if you want we won't leave.

00:51:20No, no, no, you're just excited to skate, that's it.

00:51:22Well, average, huh? Don't you think that...

00:51:24Let's see

00:51:25One is from 37 and one is from 41

00:51:28But okay, but you're crazy, but this is a blade

00:51:30And if I fall and someone runs over me, don't you have a normal wheel?

00:51:34Well, come on, Emilia, don't mess with him, let's go.

00:51:38Hey, my mom already told me that you have prepared a little gift for me.

00:51:47Hey...

00:51:48Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I've already bought it for you, okay?

00:51:51And he hasn't told you what it is?

00:51:52No, no, no, he kept your secret.

00:51:53That's great, isn't it?

00:51:54You get along super well, even to the point of giving and everything.

00:51:56Yes, yes, it is a sky

00:51:58It's to eat it

00:51:59Oh, how old I am, I hardly remember anymore.

00:52:04Come on, honey

00:52:06Hey, be careful, this is slippery, okay?

00:52:09But well, of course

00:52:10Didn't you say you'd skated several times?

00:52:12Yes, yes, yes, but I have to get used to these crappy rental skates.

00:52:15I just don't have any tact in my fingers, huh?

00:52:19Goes

00:52:19What a bastard the kid is

00:52:23You see? Just like that, just like that, it goes.

00:52:25Come on, jump in without fear, okay?

00:52:27Go

00:52:27Let's see

00:52:30Oh!

00:52:31Your mother gave birth to you

00:52:33But...

00:52:37And I also want to thank you for the support and trust you have given me.

00:52:41Rising again to the position that, on the other hand, I should never have abandoned

00:52:45At this very special moment, I can't help but improvise a few words.

00:52:49To emphasize my firm commitment to service...

00:52:53Juan, I'm going to make photocopies and put them in the mailboxes.

00:52:55You have two days left.

00:52:56Did I die?

00:52:57I'm sorry if I say it for him to make the most of his time.

00:53:00Well, who says two days says ten years

00:53:03Look at the doctors.

00:53:04Juan, you still haven't told us what disease you have.

00:53:08What exactly is wrong with you?

00:53:10Ah, well it's a syndrome of...

00:53:13That affects the system and everything that is...

00:53:17Forgive me, I can't speak

00:53:18Come on, you too, a little sensitivity, please.

00:53:22One thing is a whim

00:53:24But I would like you all to sign the document so I can have it as a souvenir.

00:53:27If we care

00:53:28Of course

00:53:29Should I write a dedication to you?

00:53:33No, it is not necessary, there must be room for everyone.

00:53:34I, taking advantage of the good energy, want to give you the news.

00:53:40Juan and I got married

00:53:41As?

00:53:42It was a surprise

00:53:44I want to be your widow

00:53:45Well, I mean, your wife and then the other stuff.

00:53:49Will you marry me?

00:53:52Well, what I want, darling

00:53:54Bravo, bravo!

00:53:56What a garden!

00:53:57We can help each other with the preparations

00:54:00I can lend you my dress, it's brand new.

00:54:02Come here, sister-in-law

00:54:04Give me a kiss

00:54:05Congratulations

00:54:07But where are you going?

00:54:10Going to find the rice to sleep with just the newlyweds?

00:54:12No, that is thrown away later, otherwise it brings bad luck.

00:54:14Worse

00:54:14What harm can happen to him?

00:54:16Sorry again

00:54:17I don't want to spoil the party, but I didn't take bad notes in the race.

00:54:21In court they don't give you a date from one day to the next because it's not a carnage.

00:54:24And I don't know if Juan will be able to hold on to life that much.

00:54:27What if we ask the mayor or whoever?

00:54:29Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

00:54:31I have two friends who have an appointment tomorrow.

00:54:33I'm sure they'll be happy to lend it to you.

00:54:35Oh yeah?

00:54:36Isabel, come with me and we'll talk to them.

00:54:37But what if I feel ashamed and start crying?

00:54:40Better, if it helps you

00:54:41Poor Juan Cuesta has days left to live, two or three at most.

00:54:50And Isabel would be very excited to marry him before the fatal outcome.

00:54:55In Gil's style, he takes Brown to the time when they were married in the bunker just before committing suicide.

00:55:00Yes, it really is.

00:55:03The problem is that the court does not give them a date.

00:55:06And when I told him that you are getting married tomorrow

00:55:08Well, it has occurred to him that you, who have your whole life ahead of you

00:55:12Well, maybe you could give her your date so that she has time to formalize her love.

00:55:19Yes, I suddenly said

00:55:23Hey, maybe they don't care, I almost know us.

00:55:25Well, yes, almost, I know each other.

00:55:27You are welcome

00:55:28But, Mauri said that you are sensitive people

00:55:32And Juan and I wouldn't be very happy.

00:55:36But come on, if it can't be, it can't be, right?

00:55:39That is someone else's evil

00:55:40Hey, let's find out in life

00:55:42You don't have to show solidarity.

00:55:44Can we talk for a moment in the bedroom, Mauri?

00:55:46Would you mind staying and comforting her?

00:55:48It's not good to leave her alone.

00:55:49Yes, yes

00:55:51Well

00:55:55AND...

00:55:58Do you already have a dress for the wedding?

00:56:01No no

00:56:02That's another one

00:56:04I don't know what to wear

00:56:06What is this?

00:56:12Another one of your little gifts or just a bad joke?

00:56:14Diego, that man is dying, really?

00:56:16But this wasn't the president of the community, the one with the beard that you were complaining about.

00:56:19No, this is a very beloved guy who is adored by everyone here.

00:56:22Hey, this woman makes me feel really sorry for her, huh?

00:56:28We have to postpone the wedding

00:56:29Of course

00:56:30You would get married and you would always have the thing of yes

00:56:33We were happy

00:56:34While that poor man was dying in his death throes

00:56:36Without being able to show his poor widow how much he loved her.

00:56:39That drags him on for the rest of his life.

00:56:41Mauri, don't manipulate, don't manipulate

00:56:42Diego, but what does it matter?

00:56:43If there is no hurry, let them get married.

00:56:45And we can do it at any time.

00:56:46What if he's lying to us and doing it so we don't get married?

00:56:49But how am I going to make up that a neighbor died, Diego, please?

00:56:52Diego, come on, we're going to feel great.

00:56:54Hey?

00:56:56Okay, okay

00:56:57Damn, now that I was starting to sign autographs on the street

00:57:00Very good

00:57:01Isabel

00:57:05Yes, you on your date

00:57:09Oh yeah

00:57:10Thank you very much, really.

00:57:12Man, please, what less?

00:57:13And you're delighted, aren't you?

00:57:14No

00:57:15I'm so angry for you guys.

00:57:17But at the same time his story is so moving that I forget

00:57:21Bye

00:57:21Good luck

00:57:22Well, but we're going to the radio, right?

00:57:24Man

00:57:24Hello

00:57:26What are these people doing here again?

00:57:30They have given me their wedding date

00:57:31Juan and I are getting married tomorrow

00:57:33What, what, what?

00:57:34Yeah

00:57:35Look, for the first time the neighbors have helped me solve a problem.

00:57:39Oh, Carlos

00:57:41We'll return it to you a day late

00:57:43You're not going to charge us late fees, are you?

00:57:45Well, I don't know, Lucia.

00:57:46Because there are already too many things

00:57:47Hey, sorry.

00:57:48Nobody asked you to pay me the community

00:57:50I already know

00:57:51And I didn't expect anything in return.

00:57:52Well, the will

00:57:54But not anymore

00:57:55I've forgotten about you, Lucia

00:57:57Because I have met a wonderful woman

00:58:00That made me realize how wrong I was about you.

00:58:02Oh yeah?

00:58:03Well, I'm really happy for you, huh?

00:58:04Because for your information

00:58:05I also just met someone very sensitive.

00:58:08Yeah

00:58:08His name is Ramón

00:58:10And he's a divorced man who...

00:58:11No, no, no, not that one.

00:58:12The other

00:58:12Ah, the...

00:58:14The other one, yes

00:58:15Yes, yes

00:58:16He is a loving, sensitive, educated man

00:58:18Balanced

00:58:19Come on, what is no longer around here

00:58:21How it's chopped, huh?

00:58:25Hey, Carlos, can I ask you a question?

00:58:27Where did you find that girl?

00:58:28Because if you have found someone

00:58:30There is hope for the rest

00:58:31In an erotic line

00:58:34Her name is Melanie

00:58:36No

00:58:37Yes, well, but it will be your professional name

00:58:40There has been no sex

00:58:41Because it has not been necessary

00:58:42It has been a completely spiritual connection

00:58:44Okay, okay

00:58:45You'll tell me.

00:58:46What's happening?

00:58:49No, what was I thinking?

00:58:51The things that love has, listen

00:58:55You see?

00:59:00If we orient it towards the south

00:59:01We can see all the constellations that are in that region

00:59:04As soon as it gets dark we can see

00:59:05Orion, the Greater Camp and Taurus

00:59:07Yes, as soon as it gets dark

00:59:09And turn off the Chinese restaurant sign

00:59:11Because if not...

00:59:12I don't know about you, but I've already had a great time.

00:59:15This tour of the known universe has been unforgettable.

00:59:17Unforgettable, really?

00:59:19Now that I have a planisphere, I don't know what I'm going to do with the console.

00:59:21I might donate it to the church for the priest to play with.

00:59:24How beautiful, the happy family

00:59:26If it snowed on you it would look like Christmas

00:59:28Go up, I have to talk to Mariano for a moment.

00:59:31Hey, but don't be too long, okay?

00:59:32We have a Monopoly marathon.

00:59:33Don't you have any plans?

00:59:35Yes, with you

00:59:36Dude, shut your mouth.

00:59:40The drool comes out very badly from those shirts

00:59:42Mariano, please, I ask you to be a little discreet on this matter.

00:59:46Dude, what a way to play with other people's feelings.

00:59:49I'm going to do the same with Emilio.

00:59:51Understand it

00:59:51This is one of the few moments in my life when I feel truly happy.

00:59:54My children love me

00:59:55Isabel publicly asks me to marry her

00:59:57I am president again

00:59:59Do you know the last time my daughter and I did something together?

01:00:03His first communion

01:00:04On top of that, he was mean.

01:00:06No, yeah, yeah, but...

01:00:07Street, street, street

01:00:08Listen

01:00:08I don't hear anything

01:00:11That's what I'm getting at.

01:00:12There is calm in the community, people do not argue

01:00:14Thanks to my supposed death

01:00:17There is harmony in this, our community

01:00:19Come on, instead of Corpus Christi

01:00:21They are going to celebrate Corpus Christi

01:00:23So if you don't mind, help me a little bit.

01:00:26Dude, it's not to spoil your party.

01:00:28But when they see that you don't die

01:00:29The same thing bothers him

01:00:30We already know what these people are like.

01:00:32Don't worry, I'll see what I do.

01:00:33Juan!

01:00:34We already have your wedding gift!

01:00:36Look, we've been looking at coffins.

01:00:38And we are hesitating between these three

01:00:40Ma'am, for God's sake, how could you ask me such things?

01:00:43Man!

01:00:44Not everyone can choose their coffin.

01:00:46And it is important

01:00:48That you're going to spend a lot of time there

01:00:50The model I like is Marco Polo

01:00:52Look at this beautiful upholstery!

01:00:55Man, too classic.

01:00:57I would talk a little about tuning.

01:00:59Look, yes, I really appreciate it.

01:01:00But maybe they should focus more on helping Isabel with the wedding.

01:01:03Hey, maybe you want to be cremated.

01:01:06And let us throw the ashes in the courtyard

01:01:08Another important question

01:01:10The day of the wake?

01:01:12Open or closed box?

01:01:14Open is more sensible

01:01:16Guests can kiss you on the forehead.

01:01:18But closed we save ourselves the makeup

01:01:21What do you prefer?

01:01:22I would wait to see the look on his face.

01:01:24Take

01:01:28You go to sample collection room number 2

01:01:31If you have any problems, call me on the intercom.

01:01:34Thank you

01:01:35What I don't understand is what you are doing here.

01:01:39What's up? Don't you know how to lose?

01:01:41We came to support you, man.

01:01:42That this is always a trance

01:01:42You calm down

01:01:43The important thing is that you don't get nervous.

01:01:45Yes, because this is typical

01:01:47That at home you excel

01:01:48But here one can get blocked

01:01:50Sure, it's like going to the bathroom

01:01:51I can't go outside

01:01:52I'm constipated

01:01:53Or take a penalty

01:01:54It's not the same as putting it in a training session.

01:01:55That in the Champions League final

01:01:57That pressure shrinks everything

01:01:58Sure, try to clear your mind.

01:02:00Don't think about the misfire

01:02:01Because if it crosses your mind

01:02:03The idea of the trigger

01:02:04Already?

01:02:07Already?

01:02:08Already

01:02:08What crack?

01:02:11Green and even

01:02:11Buggy and double buggy

01:02:13Bunker is the land

01:02:16And Green, where is the little hole?

01:02:18Well, here I am, now a golfer.

01:02:20Well look, nothing's broken.

01:02:21It's just a sprain

01:02:22Yes, it's very good

01:02:23I am very happy

01:02:24What happened to you, champ?

01:02:26Dad, you make a joke.

01:02:27And you swallow the crutch

01:02:28Hey, if it hurts a lot

01:02:30We left the dinner thing

01:02:31For another day

01:02:31No, no, no

01:02:32I want to give you your gift today.

01:02:33At ten o'clock from the goal

01:02:35Okay, okay.

01:02:36Take

01:02:38Well, see you later.

01:02:40I also have a little surprise for you.

01:02:43See you later, Mariano

01:02:45Goodbye, beautiful

01:02:46You see?

01:02:47Reverse feminine thinking

01:02:49He bought you something

01:02:50And money will have been spent

01:02:51The yuferiz

01:02:52Well, I have nothing.

01:02:53Carmen doesn't like skating

01:02:54My mother-in-law has screwed me

01:02:55I like that woman more and more every day.

01:02:58Hey, don't you remember?

01:02:59Some very pretty earrings

01:03:00What did I give Belén for her birthday?

01:03:03Ah, yes

01:03:03One that later was not worth it

01:03:04Because he didn't have holes in his ears

01:03:06That, that

01:03:07You had them stored around your house, right?

01:03:09And what do you say to me?

01:03:10What do you think?

01:03:11I'm rummaging through the drawers.

01:03:12Like a homeless person

01:03:13Dad

01:03:14Yes, it's in the second drawer of your nightstand.

01:03:17What's happening?

01:03:18Are you going to spoil it?

01:03:19It's an emergency

01:03:20That she hadn't kept my dress

01:03:22No, you don't need to help me.

01:03:26No, no, no, no

01:03:27Don't bother

01:03:28Pay attention to me, damn it

01:03:30After hitting 10 or 7

01:03:33It is given with the 8 to do

01:03:35I live between ruin and memories

01:03:39I no longer have pride left inside me

01:03:42And I don't see next to me

01:03:44Neither to friends nor to divas

01:03:46How much they loved me

01:03:48That they would die for me

01:03:50I've lost my way

01:03:52Paco

01:03:53Where exactly are you distributing the advertising for the establishment?

01:03:57Well, I don't know.

01:03:57Around the neighborhood

01:03:58Well, in the market

01:03:59In the petanque tournament

01:04:00Look

01:04:01That's the one who won

01:04:02He's a crack

01:04:03She has a touch of wrist

01:04:04Yes, but it's that

01:04:05When I asked you to fill the place with people

01:04:07I was referring to people a little younger

01:04:10Half a century, I ask for nothing more.

01:04:11Handsome

01:04:13Give me some must

01:04:14You see?

01:04:15What are you complaining about, man?

01:04:16If you are better at these

01:04:17Can we talk?

01:04:21No, Mariano.

01:04:21You can't sing if you don't consume.

01:04:23I feel like singing it

01:04:25I just came from talking to Juan.

01:04:26I have seen death reflected in his face

01:04:29Well, I see it here too.

01:04:32Well, what's up?

01:04:33That Juan wanted to ask you a favor

01:04:35But he doesn't dare

01:04:36Other?

01:04:38But I have already given him the presidency.

01:04:39And I'm going to pay for your wedding banquet.

01:04:40In a luxury seafood restaurant

01:04:42That's very nice

01:04:43But he is a simple guy

01:04:44Do you know what would make him happy?

01:04:46Golf

01:04:47If you would be so kind

01:04:48To leave your membership card

01:04:50And the sticks

01:04:51Make your dreams come true

01:04:54This man is fighting to the end, huh?

01:04:58To the

01:04:58Take

01:04:59And dress well

01:05:00Because if not, they won't let him in.

01:05:01Well, and the icing on the cake would be

01:05:03If I left him the key to the drinking water

01:05:05Tears would come to his eyes

01:05:07No, no, no

01:05:08There, yes, no

01:05:08My car doesn't

01:05:09You're right

01:05:10That's already abuse

01:05:11In the end

01:05:13You'll have to go with your tartan

01:05:14That might leave him stranded.

01:05:16And he will die there on the side of the road

01:05:19While waiting for the tow truck

01:05:21With his reflective vest

01:05:23Okay, okay

01:05:23Have

01:05:24But be careful with the mats.

01:05:27And press the clutch fully

01:05:28I knew

01:05:29That under that shell there was a sensitive guy

01:05:31Maquito, I've been encouraged

01:05:34Play me a song

01:05:35And you go down to the cunt

01:05:37And let him have ridicule

01:05:38I am naked and evicted

01:05:41Melen, you need to start thinking about taking off that dress, huh?

01:05:44It will create psychological dependence on you

01:05:46Do you know how many years it's been since I saw myself pretty?

01:05:49Since I made my first communion

01:05:51And before I got to the church I tripped and fell into a puddle of bar.

01:05:54The photos they took of me taking communion looked like a detergent ad.

01:05:58That?

01:06:03Out for a walk?

01:06:05I do

01:06:06She stays here with you

01:06:07And why do you wear that?

01:06:09Because I know you love it, my love.

01:06:10Well, let's see if your man shows up, eh?

01:06:14Oh!

01:06:16Oh!

01:06:16God!

01:06:18Oops!

01:06:19If Carlos is there

01:06:19What a coincidence, huh?

01:06:21Yeah

01:06:21I'm waiting for my appointment

01:06:23Ah, well me too.

01:06:24So move along, okay?

01:06:26Maybe he comes and believes that we are together.

01:06:27Hey, what will they be like?

01:06:29How curious!

01:06:30Nativity scene?

01:06:31Yeah

01:06:31Hello how are you?

01:06:35Good

01:06:35I came to see how you were handling the gastroenteritis.

01:06:37Very good, very good

01:06:38Very well, because look

01:06:39I've taken some homeopathic medicines.

01:06:41And nothing, hey, a miracle cure.

01:06:42Yeah?

01:06:43Then we can go out

01:06:44Hey...

01:06:45Look, my real name is Lucia.

01:06:48She is Belén

01:06:49She is Belén

01:06:50And he told me to go to the appointment with you

01:06:51Well, to see what you were like.

01:06:52And well, I've told him so many wonderful things about you.

01:06:55Nothing, look, she's become so pretty.

01:06:57To go out with you tonight

01:06:58Hey...

01:06:59Oh yeah?

01:07:00Well, I put on a rag

01:07:02So why don't you take her to that nice place?

01:07:05That you always went with your wife?

01:07:06Of course

01:07:07I love how you're dressed

01:07:09My wife also invited strange things like that.

01:07:11Ah, what a coincidence!

01:07:13Come on, have a good time!

01:07:16Shall we bet which of the two comes first?

01:07:20Whatever you want

01:07:22Whatever you want

01:07:23You keep the earrings as a cunt.

01:07:33To the!

01:07:44These are...

01:07:45The balls

01:07:46He was leaving

01:07:48That has grunted

01:07:49Calm down, calm down!

01:07:58Get down! Get down!

01:08:00Stop, stop, I'm in goal!

01:08:02But damn, what are you doing here in the dark?

01:08:04Well, by letting the air out of the radiators, damn it.

01:08:06There is no need to attack.

01:08:08Oh, kid, I have a gap.

01:08:09Let's see.

01:08:10Vangela, let me see.

01:08:11Oh, I'm losing a lot of blood.

01:08:13Let's see, Emilio, Emilio, breathe.

01:08:15Come on, look at me, look at me.

01:08:17Do you think I don't see you? I'm dying.

01:08:19Let's see, let's see.

01:08:22Well, tomorrow is the big day.

01:08:25Better to keep it to ourselves today, right?

01:08:27For the wedding night.

01:08:32Honey, what's wrong?

01:08:35Nothing, the typical wedding problems.

01:08:37I don't like flowers, the wedding dress looks terrible on me.

01:08:40And my husband is going to die in three days.

01:08:44It's normal.

01:08:50Honey, I have to be honest with you.

01:08:53No, if you've cheated on me, take it to the grave.

01:08:57Don't tell me about it now.

01:08:58No, no, no, no, that's not it.

01:09:01It's just that I'm not going to die.

01:09:04I mean, yes, I'm going to die, but not now.

01:09:07Well, come on, I don't know when I'm going to die.

01:09:10I don't have any terminal illness, as far as I know.

01:09:13But I heard you in the hospital.

01:09:15Or are you going to know more than the doctors?

01:09:17You would get it wrong.

01:09:19I went there because I'm undergoing drug trials for a hair treatment.

01:09:23Oh yeah?

01:09:27Yeah.

01:09:27Let's see.

01:09:29Well, it doesn't show at all on you.

01:09:31What do you mean no?

01:09:32Yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:09:32Look, there's some fluff here.

01:09:34These little snails here are the two thousand.

01:09:37But how dare you?

01:09:40You've had them all with your heart in your mouth.

01:09:42Man, for God's sake.

01:09:43This is the first time I don't know what infusion to make.

01:09:46I know, I shouldn't have done that.

01:09:48But I feel loved, Isabel.

01:09:50The family is united.

01:09:51The community respects me.

01:09:53I'm drunk with love.

01:09:57And now why are you crying?

01:09:58Because nothing has changed.

01:10:00If you don't die, your neighbors will kill you.

01:10:03I suppose you'll be glad I'm not dead soon, won't you?

01:10:05Well no.

01:10:06I don't think so because everyone has put money into organizing the wedding.

01:10:10It doesn't matter.

01:10:10You don't have to know anything.

01:10:12Look, we got married.

01:10:14And we're going on our honeymoon to Lourdes.

01:10:16And miraculous healing.

01:10:18This is very good for faith.

01:10:19Because there are more and more apostates.

01:10:21Look, I'm very confused.

01:10:24I want to hug you, kiss you, sway you.

01:10:28I'm going to brush my teeth.

01:10:30And then when he comes to see if I've made a decision.

01:10:33Okay.

01:10:33If I were you, I'd think about how to tell the children.

01:10:36Especially since Josemí is writing you a farewell rap.

01:10:40So that he does not work in vain.

01:10:42Fuck, what was I?

01:10:48But darling, what happened to you?

01:10:50What a day you're having.

01:10:51Well, since I'm limping, I fell in the shower.

01:10:54So that my ankle doesn't hurt, I said, I'm going to give myself a bump on the head and that way I'll forget about the other thing.

01:10:58Man, that's okay.

01:10:59It is a technique.

01:11:01Well, here it is.

01:11:02Here's your little gift.

01:11:04It took me a while, but in the end...

01:11:05Okay, but wait, I'll give you mine first, okay?

01:11:08It's nonsense.

01:11:09No, no, no, but mine is also nonsense.

01:11:11Here, open it.

01:11:13I'm very nervous.

01:11:14What is a clock?

01:11:15No.

01:11:21And what is this?

01:11:22A keychain with a flashlight.

01:11:24Look, so you can see the lock well.

01:11:26Do you like it?

01:11:28Emilio.

01:11:30Emilio?

01:11:32My love, I robbed a boutique.

01:11:34I've become an ejince for your witch mother.

01:11:35A psychopathic police officer split my head open.

01:11:38And you give me a fucking keychain?

01:11:39With a flashlight.

01:11:41Look, I don't give a damn about the keychain and the flashlight.

01:11:43Emilio, I told you you didn't need to give me anything.

01:11:45Lie.

01:11:46That's typical female reverse thinking.

01:11:48What nonsense are you talking?

01:11:49I bought you something cheap so you wouldn't feel bad.

01:11:51Of course, and he ate a starving man, because I can't give away good things.

01:11:55No, sorry, handsome, but you bought my father a ten-color pen.

01:11:58Well, very pretty and very practical.

01:12:00Look, you know what I'm telling you?

01:12:01That I don't want to give it to anyone.

01:12:02So we're done.

01:12:03What do you mean we're done?

01:12:04But you, what are you up to?

01:12:05The romantic dinner is over.

01:12:07Come on, get out.

01:12:08I'm selling you.

01:12:11My keychain with a flashlight.

01:12:13Yes, hide it well.

01:12:14Don't let them steal it from you.

01:12:16Moron!

01:12:16Carlos, you're falling asleep.

01:12:29What time is it?

01:12:33It seems they are a little late.

01:12:35Yeah.

01:12:36And I don't even have his phone number.

01:12:39I'm just messing up, huh?

01:12:40Very badly.

01:12:42I do, but he's from work, so he's not going to take it.

01:12:44Or nothing.

01:12:52What's the matter?

01:12:54Well, suddenly nothing works in my life.

01:12:58I think it's this community or something that has something contagious, a virus or something strange.

01:13:04And when I suddenly really like someone, I walk away and stand up.

01:13:08Well, that's normal.

01:13:10Well, it'll be normal for you because I've never been left hanging.

01:13:14Lucía, life is like a washing machine. Sometimes you're in the spin cycle, but when you least expect it, the rinse cycle comes and everything is fixed.

01:13:27Then it's all a matter of hanging and ironing.

01:13:30Robin?

01:13:37Melanie?

01:13:38No.

01:13:39Yeah.

01:13:40No.

01:13:41Yes, yes.

01:13:42He pointed out an erotic line to me.

01:13:43No, Carlos.

01:13:44This has to be a nightmare.

01:13:46I'm going to make an effort to see if I wake up, okay?

01:13:49Lucia, but you don't realize it.

01:13:51Oh!

01:13:52Wake up, wake up, wake up!

01:13:53This is the ultimate proof that we connect, that there is something very special between us.

01:13:57No.

01:13:58Yes.

01:13:58No, Carlos.

01:13:59Yes.

01:14:00Well yes.

01:14:05Oh no.

01:14:05Yeah.

01:14:06Oh, no?

01:14:07Yes, yes, yes.

01:14:07But why me, really? Why do these things happen to me?

01:14:10I don't know, but...

01:14:12Is that a yes or a no?

01:14:15Well...

01:14:16John, which one?

01:14:39Why are you here?

01:14:41That's not the question, my son.

01:14:42The question is, where are you going?

01:14:45We have brought her to give you extreme unction, to get ahead.

01:14:49They do it at every Liz Taylor wedding.

01:14:53So you get married, don't worry, my son.

01:14:55It's not that I think it's right that you do it in a civil way.

01:14:58The best thing to do is wait for the ecclesiastical annulment, but hey, you're ready to jump the red lights.

01:15:03Ego te absolvo and no...

01:15:04Come on, wait a minute, let's see!

01:15:05As its name suggests, extreme unction is given at the last moment.

01:15:10I'm getting married.

01:15:11I don't want to be constantly reminded that I'm going to die.

01:15:14Have you seen what a beautiful gift?

01:15:20Where does it end up? It's much more useful than a silver platter.

01:15:23Don't move, there's only the vanado.

01:15:25It was on sale at the store, half price, but I had to get it now.

01:15:29Try it on to see if it fits, because we can't return it.

01:15:34Oh, this is so cute! It's so soft!

01:15:36José Miguel, get out of there immediately, but please, someone take this out of my house.

01:15:39It's not necessary, just leave it. If you don't die, we'll save the towels or the models.

01:15:46But how can I not die?

01:15:47I'm dying without a doubt, come on.

01:15:49I don't think I'll even get to cut the cake.

01:15:51That's why I think we should anoint you a little.

01:15:54What are you doing in your pajamas? I have the car waiting for you downstairs.

01:15:58It won't be a hearse.

01:15:59Come on, Juan, change, we're not going to make it.

01:16:01Don't worry, I'll be with you until the last moment.

01:16:05Ah, look, this is the song I'm going to play at your wake.

01:16:08Goodbye with all your heart, God awaits you in heaven, whether you have gone well or better, or if you have gone bad, go to hell.

01:16:23The room!

01:16:24Hey, what do you think, punctures?

01:16:26That?

01:16:38May I know what you want?

01:16:42Nothing, they told me you were a bit low and I bought you some stupid thing.

01:16:45No, I'm not down, I'm fed up.

01:16:49What's the matter?

01:16:50I had a bad experience last night.

01:16:52I deny men, Roberto, I deny men definitively.

01:16:55Look, if I had known, I would have become a lesbian and now I would be with Bea so happily and we would have a beautiful child.

01:17:02Hot Lolitas, we have our period, leave us alone.

01:17:08Oh, how beautiful.

01:17:12Where did you buy it?

01:17:13In a boutique that Belén recommended to me.

01:17:15Oh, and where did you get the money to buy this for me?

01:17:19One who paid me a little money to donate some semen to her.

01:17:22Okay, okay, okay, come on, now seriously.

01:17:23Yes, it's true, a friend of Bea's offered Mauri 3,000 euros to inseminate her and I said, well, look, this is mine.

01:17:31Roberto, are you going to have a child with a stranger just for 3,000 lousy euros?

01:17:35For 600, I bargained a little.

01:17:37But have you realized what you have done?

01:17:38Hey, she knows you, can she ask you to recognize the child?

01:17:41No, I signed a paper.

01:17:42Did you read it?

01:17:44Ah, yes, above.

01:17:44What did he say?

01:17:45I don't know.

01:17:46What if when the child grows up, she tells him who his father is?

01:17:48Don't you realize that's why donations in clinics are anonymous?

01:17:53Well, maybe I haven't weighed all the pros and cons.

01:17:55What if you want to meet her and she won't let you?

01:17:57How are you going to continue living knowing you have a child out there?

01:18:00Well, okay, okay, okay, okay, it's not that big a deal, is it?

01:18:04I'm going to the clinic.

01:18:04Come on, go on.

01:18:06Hello.

01:18:07What's up, man?

01:18:08Well, what, Lucia?

01:18:10What have you decided?

01:18:11Shall we try it?

01:18:12Carlos, I just can't right now.

01:18:13Roberto is going to be a father, huh?

01:18:14Ah, sorry.

01:18:16Hey, I'm going to the country club for a while.

01:18:17Then, if that...

01:18:19Lolita is hot, tell me.

01:18:27No, look, you're going to have to wait a bit.

01:18:30Oh, okay, okay.

01:18:31Take your earrings.

01:18:42I already chose it for you for a moment.

01:18:43Yes, yes.

01:18:44Lola has already told me the little scene.

01:18:46Very kind, thank you very much.

01:18:47Hey, don't act silly, I've given them back to you.

01:18:49Oh, sorry.

01:18:50It was the emotion of the moment.

01:18:52My ex giving me back the gift he stole from me to give to his girlfriend.

01:18:55How precious.

01:18:56No, no, no, yes.

01:18:56We are no longer boyfriend and girlfriend.

01:18:58I've broken up with Carmen.

01:18:59Ah.

01:19:00AND?

01:19:01No, I'm telling you this in case you ever wanted me to reminisce about old times.

01:19:05Oh, yes, please.

01:19:06You look very sexy.

01:19:09Well, that's up to you.

01:19:10I'm letting you know now so you can take advantage of when I'm free.

01:19:12I don't know how long it will last.

01:19:16Bitter.

01:19:17Isabel.

01:19:18Yes, I'm Carlos.

01:19:20Hey, look, I'm here at the golf club.

01:19:22And nothing, I wanted to tell you that I'm very happy that Juan can fulfill his dream.

01:19:27And thanks to me, he can finally play golf.

01:19:31What do you mean you're about to get married?

01:19:34But he's not here.

01:19:37Well, I come here a lot when my schedule allows it.

01:19:40When I was young I beat Severiano twice.

01:19:42But then I got married and you know, well.

01:19:45Children or glory.

01:19:47And I am very much into children.

01:19:49Isabel, wait a second, I have to check something.

01:19:52That?

01:20:00Damn, I'm reading the nonsense so badly.

01:20:03I'm not fine with the putsch.

01:20:05If that's me...

01:20:06I'll wait for him at the next hole.

01:20:10That way I don't get cold.

01:20:11All right, I'll be right there.

01:20:12If this is already a piece of cake.

01:20:15Mariano, what the hell are you doing?

01:20:19Silence, please.

01:20:20I need silence on the green.

01:20:22But this is a seven iron, not a pat.

01:20:25Of course, damn, that's why I couldn't get a single one right.

01:20:28I need a Cadiz.

01:20:30Damn, Lourdes is escaping me.

01:20:31But he is not ashamed to take advantage of the illusion of a poor dying man.

01:20:34to hook up with a woman who is otherwise completely out of his reach.

01:20:38Wait for me, man.

01:20:39That Juan is not dying.

01:20:40That is acting as a growing cage, but in a laboratory.

01:20:43What what?

01:20:45Stop, stop, stop.

01:20:46So, he's taking us all for a ride.

01:20:48Ah, very good, Magui.

01:20:49Well, with your permission, I'm going to fuck my wife.

01:20:51We're going to the wedding.

01:20:52Hey?

01:20:53I don't give a damn about the wedding.

01:20:54They don't want him at the wedding.

01:20:55Be careful in the bunker, Mariano.

01:20:56No, but damn, you drive, I drive.

01:20:59Careful.

01:21:00Excuse me.

01:21:01Balls.

01:21:01We're going to the wedding, I said.

01:21:02This is something you need to know.

01:21:03I'm not going to the wedding.

01:21:07Hello.

01:21:08Hello.

01:21:08That he was coming for my semen.

01:21:10Sorry?

01:21:11Yes, they're inseminating a girl, Sonia, I don't know what, but no, I don't want it.

01:21:15Don't worry.

01:21:16The law requires waiting a few months to ensure the seronegativity of the samples.

01:21:22Also, I think yours has been rejected.

01:21:24Ah, okay, okay, okay.

01:21:30What do you mean it was rejected?

01:21:32Look, here it is.

01:21:33You see?

01:21:34Low sperm concentration.

01:21:36It's not worth it.

01:21:37Is it stereo?

01:21:37No, I could have children.

01:21:39But it is not suitable for artificial insemination.

01:21:42It's okay, it's very common.

01:21:44More than 50% of candidates are rejected here.

01:21:47Sorry.

01:21:51Maybe I didn't have breakfast or something.

01:21:53Or excessive masturbation.

01:21:57I mean, I don't know.

01:22:01Come on, don't fuck with me.

01:22:05We are live from courtroom number 4 of the family court,

01:22:09where the first gay wedding in the history of this country will take place.

01:22:13It seems that the bride and groom are already arriving.

01:22:14Has the press warned you?

01:22:15I've missed everything and it's pretending.

01:22:17But who did you order the wedding glass from?

01:22:20If this looks like a Madrid-Barça.

01:22:21It must have been Carlos, who is very splendid.

01:22:23Hello.

01:22:24Hello.

01:22:25Well, how does it feel to be a pioneer in this type of link?

01:22:27Man, as a pioneer, I was already married before.

01:22:30Of course, social pressure, those were different times, right?

01:22:33Juan, don't get carried away, because later in the video they put Celine Dion music on and you can't understand anything.

01:22:38Well, here comes the other boyfriend.

01:22:40It seems that he has decided to get married in drag.

01:22:43Hello, and who are you, Abel?

01:22:45No, no, Isabel, how are you?

01:22:48Please, the ceremony is about to begin. Please take your seats.

01:22:52Here the bride doesn't wear her dress. There's no aisle.

01:22:55Where there is a church.

01:22:56Hello, everyone.

01:22:57Hello, good afternoon.

01:23:01But wasn't this the famous gay wedding?

01:23:04And why did I go to the hairdresser?

01:23:06Yes, they have given us the spot.

01:23:08My boyfriend is dying and we're in a bit of a hurry.

01:23:11Don't worry, Your Honor. We have a mobile unit at the door.

01:23:15Mauri, what's going on? This wasn't supposed to be a gay wedding.

01:23:17Well, but this story is also very nice, Lof.

01:23:20Of course. The Lady and the Dying Man.

01:23:23Well, we're here to celebrate the union between Juan Cuesta and Isabel Ruiz.

01:23:29I would tell them how beautiful marriage is, but since they are both divorced, I assume they know that.

01:23:34Isabel, do you want Juan as your husband? Ask him first. I don't want any surprises.

01:23:39Wait a minute. That man has been deceiving you all.

01:23:43Sorry, Juan, but I don't know how to lie. I have a very expressive face.

01:23:46He made us believe he was dying to regain the presidency, but he's fine.

01:23:51They were just experimenting with a hair growth product.

01:23:53Well, you can't tell at all.

01:23:54Yes, yes, yes. If you look closely, there's a bit of fluff.

01:23:57What you wanted was for the wedding to be free.

01:24:00And the coffin.

01:24:01Dad, you're not feeling well, aren't you?

01:24:02Yes, me spending three hours in the planetarium like a loser.

01:24:05Well, don't worry. I'm sure Dad has an explanation.

01:24:08Tell everyone.

01:24:09Oh, but where are you going, chorizo?

01:24:16Hey, but here goes the tail.

01:24:18You won't complain. This is Zapping.

01:24:23This Juan is amazing. I mean, the guy's pretending he's dying to get back the presidency.

01:24:27Honestly, I like that man more and more.

01:24:30Hey, what are you going to say to Abel and Diego about this?

01:24:32I may know more than a little bit.

01:24:33Nothing. They don't even notice.

01:24:37Or maybe yes.

01:24:39Man, what's up? How are you doing here?

01:24:41You see? Visiting.

01:24:43Ah, well you've arrived just in time for lunch.

01:24:45It turns out that the dying Juan Cuesta is no longer dying.

01:24:47It's been a miraculous recovery, hasn't it?

01:24:49It's just that sometimes things happen that make you think.

01:24:52Does God exist? We are a concatenation...

01:24:54Mauri, you tricked us. You used the neighbors to stop us from getting married.

01:24:57No, I swear I didn't know anything, really.

01:24:59He had me as fooled as the rest.

01:25:02Okay, okay. It helped me postpone your wedding.

01:25:05But you have to understand me too.

01:25:06Yes. The only two guys I like on this planet are getting married.

01:25:10Well, apart from Nicolas Cage, who is very far away and looks very straight.

01:25:13How am I going to like the idea?

01:25:14Because we're friends. I wish we were just friends.

01:25:16Well, this gives you time to get to know each other better.

01:25:18That these rushed weddings always end in disaster.

01:25:21Yes, Diego, at 33 years old and with two divorces, you're going to find yourself facing a lawsuit from Isabel Prysler for trespassing.

01:25:26Well, you should know that we already have a date to get married.

01:25:28But we're not going to tell you where or when.

01:25:31Aren't you going to invite me?

01:25:32No.

01:25:32What do you mean no?

01:25:33No?

01:25:33No.

01:25:36Well, I have to give them something.

01:25:38Natalia, don't you realize that thanks to this we're a family again?

01:25:41Yes, Dad, I'm very happy that you're okay, but I'm leaving.

01:25:44Ugh, no.

01:25:45If I were you, I wouldn't open that door yet.

01:25:47But they are there.

01:25:47Yes, yes, Dad, the orcs are still in combat position.

01:25:52Juan, he shows his face like a hill.

01:25:53If we just want to ask you for sugar.

01:25:56And the money for the coffin?

01:25:57Dad, give yourself up, I'm here.

01:25:59It will come out, it will.

01:26:00And as soon as you leave, we will remove you as president.

01:26:02Ah, no, no, no. That's a no.

01:26:05I have here a document signed by all of you in which you unanimously appoint me president.

01:26:10And you can't remove me except in the case of gross financial negligence or any...

01:26:14Bring that over here.

01:26:15Nieves, take that hand off, I'm going to close the door and hurt you.

01:26:17Push, push until you can't hold on.

01:26:19You better help me.

01:26:20Gosh, Dad, if you really piss them off...

01:26:23No problem.

01:26:26You'll run out of food, right now.

01:26:29And now what?

01:26:30We got the monopoly, right?

01:26:32There is no one living here.

01:26:44There is no one living here.

01:26:54Or there is no one who lives.

01:26:56Or there is no one who lives.

01:26:57There is no one who lives.

01:26:57Or there is no one who lives.

01:26:58What are you going to do to us?

01:26:58There is no one living here.

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