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Lucía y Belén consiguen trabajo de cajeras en un supermercado. Se enteran de que el premio de una marca de aceitunas está en una de las mil latas que el supermercado va a recibir. Convocan una junta de vecinos donde se ponen de acuerdo para comprar todas las latas y ganar el premio. Roberto, agobiado por sus problemas de alopecia ydecide ponerse en forma. Lucía le consigue un gimnasio gratis donde lo apunta de sparring. Entretanto, Emilio está muy arrepentido de haber dejado a Carmen y trata de recuperarla. Y, por último, Mauri le encarga a un becario de su periódico que investigue la fecha de la boda entre Diego y Abel.
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00:00:00Here, here, here there is no one who lives!
00:00:22Not here! Not here!
00:00:24This stench is unbearable. Sausage!
00:00:31Ma'am, let's see if I'm going to be the one to blame for the garbage collectors going on strike now.
00:00:34I'm just saying that since you became president again, the misfortunes have begun here.
00:00:40You're a jinx! We want Carlos back!
00:00:44Listen, listen to the voice of the people.
00:00:45Let's see, I'm already on the way to solving the problem.
00:00:48My children are adapting my private vehicle to transport garbage to the landfill.
00:00:52Dad, we could leave your car while we were there. Maybe they'll give you something.
00:00:55You could help us a little. I don't know, maybe lend us your car.
00:00:58Ha ha ha! Humor is great. It helps you overcome difficult situations.
00:01:02Oops, oops!
00:01:03But man!
00:01:05She's shot at it, I've seen her!
00:01:07Mr. Juan, come inside, this smells like a JFK assassination.
00:01:11What you have to do is clean that up, you charge a fortune for messing things up.
00:01:15From the lamppost onward, I'm like a taxi driver. I charge extra. And I also have to study.
00:01:19If you are no longer going to college.
00:01:20Yes, but I do it for fun. Adventure is supposed to be interesting.
00:01:22Dad, the car's ready. Shall we start loading?
00:01:25Emilio, you have to give us a hand. You're either with me or against me.
00:01:28Juan, I'm with you to the death, but to manipulate this, well, you need special equipment.
00:01:33There could be toxic waste, diapers, and leftovers from Vicenta's fried food.
00:01:38But hey, if necessary, I'll put on a souvenir from the anti-religion movement and move forward.
00:01:42Wow, you're all dressed up. What are you doing now, tour guides?
00:01:49No, sorry. We're product invoicing technicians at a multinational company.
00:01:54Well, you're dressed just like the supermarket cashiers.
00:01:58Okay, what's up? We're supermarket cashiers. We start tomorrow.
00:02:02It's a job like any other. We have many opportunities for advancement.
00:02:06Yes, a promotion on chopet, cans of tuna, two for one on sliced bread.
00:02:10Look, who did he go to talk to? The engineer.
00:02:12Lucia, stop wandering around, this job isn't for you.
00:02:15Oh, and for me, yes?
00:02:16How strong.
00:02:18Come, come, come. One second, one second.
00:02:23Look, I don't want to pressure you, but you still haven't told me anything about us.
00:02:28Yeah. Look, Carlos, that...
00:02:30But that's not something you should tell me now.
00:02:32These things need to be thought about calmly, in a nice place.
00:02:36Yeah.
00:02:36Like, I don't know, for example, the Fiji Islands.
00:02:39On a private atoll, with a white sand beach and the gentle squawking of cormorants on the waves.
00:02:45You didn't buy the tickets, did you?
00:02:47They can be returned.
00:02:48Goodbye, Miss Mariluzi! Please go back to the farm.
00:02:53Is your name Mariluzi?
00:02:56Carlos, we already talked, okay?
00:02:58If she doesn't want to go, she can take us.
00:03:01The supernera is getting tangled up. That's something to see, right? Take a photo.
00:03:04What do you... don't you...
00:03:08Ah!
00:03:08Take!
00:03:08Here, here, here, there's no one living. Not here, not here.
00:03:13Every day is like this. I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.
00:03:18I was just looking for some peace.
00:03:20I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:03:22Here, here, here, here, no one lives. Not here, not here.
00:03:26No, no, no.
00:03:27Here, here, here, here, no one lives. Not here, not here.
00:03:31No no.
00:03:32The house is alive with partying. I can't find the doorman.
00:03:36The neighbors watch and listen to me. I can't stand being here.
00:03:40The neighbors have all my neighbors. If not, come to my apartment. Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll show you.
00:03:46Where clowns cry, thieves steal from us, and stones kiss against something.
00:03:51Put in a cocktail shaker.
00:03:54You in an earthquake and a mudhole.
00:03:58Yeah.
00:03:58Here, here, here, here there's no one living. Here, here, here, here there's no one living.
00:04:22Here, here, there is no one who lives.
00:04:24Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:04:27No.
00:04:30Look, Carmen, I bought you these flowers to ask for your forgiveness,
00:04:33to tell you that I love you and that you are the most wonderful woman I have ever known.
00:04:37Come on, a little please, they are living beings, they suffer.
00:04:40Emilio, you told me to fuck off because you didn't like my gift.
00:04:42But because I hit my head and that is a clear mitigating factor.
00:04:46Give me another chance.
00:04:46No.
00:04:47Give it to me!
00:04:47No?
00:04:49What are you doing?
00:04:50It's just that when Belén and I were this pissed off, we always ended up in bed.
00:04:54Ah, well, look, the thing is, I'm not Belén.
00:04:56And if you don't want to come back here, why did you come here?
00:04:58Go get a thong that I left here and I can't find.
00:05:00Well, honey, I'll help you look for it.
00:05:02Let me.
00:05:03Look, I'm leaving.
00:05:05Carmen, Carmen, listen, I love you, okay?
00:05:07And tell Epi Blas not to spy on us.
00:05:09That I would applaud her in case there was a nice moment.
00:05:12Invite him to dinner.
00:05:13Shut up, I'm inviting you to dinner.
00:05:14Sorry, but I already have a dinner date.
00:05:16I'm already here, why are you talking?
00:05:17Carmen!
00:05:17Oh, come on, he came with someone else.
00:05:21There's nothing you can do about it.
00:05:23They're in the apps, right?
00:05:24She's dressed up to come see you.
00:05:26Of course, man, those images stay with you.
00:05:29And then you wonder what I did and all that nonsense.
00:05:31But has anyone ever wondered?
00:05:33Carmen still loves me.
00:05:33Getting back with her is a matter of time.
00:05:35Son of the blind woman's pain.
00:05:36And what about the colleague you came with?
00:05:38That's enough to make me jealous, because the poor girl is trying to forget me.
00:05:41But I have a plan B.
00:05:42B for Bethlehem.
00:05:43I'm going to get back with her, I have her on the hook.
00:05:44And so when Carmen sees us together, she'll be a little jealous and that's it.
00:05:48Keychain crisis overcome.
00:05:50What you needed was to bring Belén into the mix.
00:05:52But what do you know?
00:05:53And the child operates this.
00:05:54I'm going to find you a school so you can learn.
00:05:56Dwarf!
00:05:58And cut with that girl's sky.
00:06:00Now that I was about to hook up with my mother-in-law.
00:06:03I gave it to you like that.
00:06:04Lucia, the machine won't take my detergent, what do I do?
00:06:09It creates the code for you, the code.
00:06:11Yes, but I don't know where it is.
00:06:14Miss, stop the tape.
00:06:16Oh, oh, sorry.
00:06:18Don't you remember how much this cost?
00:06:19Yes, uh, 0.60.
00:06:22No, no, no, no, it's too little, he's scamming you.
00:06:24And besides, Belén, why are we talking on the phone if I'm behind you?
00:06:29I'm sorry, but you can't take it.
00:06:31It's expired.
00:06:32But how can the detergent be expired?
00:06:34Well, it's orders from above.
00:06:36Okay.
00:06:43Marisa, I told you to come home immediately.
00:06:46Listen, I met Gunter, a very nice German who is all drunk.
00:06:51He's paying me for everything.
00:06:52Gunter, say something to my sister.
00:06:54I don't want to talk to him.
00:06:55Come home now or I'll call the police.
00:06:57Whatever you say.
00:06:59Hey, Gunter fell.
00:07:00Aufí from him?
00:07:02This has gotten into a cult or something.
00:07:05Yes, in the church of chinchology.
00:07:11Hello.
00:07:12How was the first day?
00:07:13Tell me how many points I have.
00:07:15What's a lady conch carrying there?
00:07:16Oh, I have nothing.
00:07:18What do you mean, nothing?
00:07:19What do you mean, nothing?
00:07:19And what is this?
00:07:21I brought this.
00:07:22I bought it at the supermarket next door.
00:07:24Of course, and no bags have been given out, right?
00:07:26They charge for them here.
00:07:28It's not good for the environment.
00:07:29The TV said that 90% of seagulls have plastic bags and there are pieces in their stomachs.
00:07:34Yes, whatever you want, but please put this on me.
00:07:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:07:38Either you let us in or I'll raise your rent.
00:07:40If you are not my landlady.
00:07:41Oh, well, it's true.
00:07:42Oh, I'm confused about these sluts.
00:07:44Come on, let's get out.
00:07:46Bye bye.
00:07:50María Lucía, Belén, would you mind coming here for a second?
00:07:56And who is this?
00:07:57It's great.
00:07:58He is the manager.
00:07:59The first day and we're going to get into trouble, you'll see.
00:08:02And you go through another box.
00:08:06Come on, pull.
00:08:07This is a super discount.
00:08:09No, wait, they haven't told me how many points I have.
00:08:13No, no, let's go.
00:08:19Sorry, really, I know what you're going to tell us.
00:08:21Are we a little green?
00:08:22Yes, I've given the wrong change a couple of times, but always in favor of the company.
00:08:26No, no, if you're doing very well, it's for something else.
00:08:29I've just been informed that our supermarket has been chosen to deliver the olives.
00:08:35You have no idea what that is, do you?
00:08:38No.
00:08:38It is a prize of 30,000 euros awarded by a brand of olives.
00:08:43And this afternoon we received a shipment of cans, including the award-winning one.
00:08:47I would like you to give the check to the lucky customer.
00:08:51You open some champagne, take some photos with him, let's say, like the final stage of the Tour de France.
00:08:58What do you think?
00:08:58I'm delighted, for the company, whatever.
00:09:01And what time do you say those olives go on sale?
00:09:04It's around five o'clock, but employees can't participate.
00:09:08No, no, no, no, now, now, it's understood.
00:09:11Hey, and after work, don't you meet up here for drinks, I don't know, to go out?
00:09:15I don't know, I don't usually go out much.
00:09:18Of course, the woman, the children, it changes your life.
00:09:21No, no, no, I'm separated.
00:09:23Ah, how nice.
00:09:24I say, what a shame, what a shame.
00:09:27But hey, don't worry because at the least expected moment someone appears.
00:09:30You especially don't close yourself off, okay?
00:09:32Well, Belén, I think we have to get back to the boxes, huh?
00:09:35I'm sure Daniel has a lot of things to do.
00:09:37Come on, see you later.
00:09:38Bye bye.
00:09:39But you heard what he said.
00:09:41Yes, aunt, you are separated.
00:09:43I'm going with the knife.
00:09:43No, about the prize.
00:09:45Do you know how much we miss money, Belén?
00:09:46Well yes, but we have the olive oil banned.
00:09:49We do, but someone we know doesn't.
00:09:54The volume of sperm per cubic centimeter is insufficient.
00:09:58Semen not suitable for artificial insemination.
00:10:01It's humiliating.
00:10:03Above, Lucia was in front.
00:10:04Phew, you've screwed up, man.
00:10:05The female discards the male if she sees him incapable of procreating.
00:10:08It is the natural instinct.
00:10:09Then you are impotent.
00:10:11Impotent no, ignorant of life, he is sterile.
00:10:14Neither, damn it.
00:10:15I can have children.
00:10:16The only thing is that I have few sperm.
00:10:18Oh, okay.
00:10:19Ah, well, but don't worry, they may be few, but they are brave.
00:10:23I would like you to be tested.
00:10:25Let's see what it would give.
00:10:25If that girl had chosen me to donate, I wouldn't have had any problems.
00:10:29José Mí, you can't be there all day.
00:10:31Hit me, eh, you're developing.
00:10:33You're going to stay short.
00:10:34But man, your hair is falling out, you have low sperm count, but that's something you're
00:10:39eating.
00:10:39What is the building's water? Don't you see that the galleries are made of lead?
00:10:42Guys, after 30, your body starts to decline.
00:10:45Some of us endure more, but it's not normal.
00:10:47The thing is, I don't do any sports.
00:10:49I'm rusty.
00:10:49Damn, then join a gym.
00:10:51You get into aerobics and you're there surrounded by girls jumping around in their tights and their
00:10:55sweaty tops all there, jerking off with their bodies, moving.
00:10:58Here, here, here, calm down, it's a crisis.
00:11:00Of course, I'm crying enough to spend 60 euros a month.
00:11:04Besides, that's a sissy thing to do.
00:11:05Both fitness with fitness, body tonic.
00:11:08In the end you don't even know what you're doing.
00:11:10I'll get you a free gym, but a real one.
00:11:13How about the real ones?
00:11:15Did you like being?
00:11:19Hey, it's two o'clock.
00:11:20Could you get up now?
00:11:21Get up yourself.
00:11:22Ana, come on, bring me breakfast.
00:11:24Yes, okay.
00:11:25Wait.
00:11:25What do you want on toast?
00:11:26Bring me breakfast, man, now.
00:11:30Oysters.
00:11:31Do you see it?
00:11:32You're going to make me turn into my mother.
00:11:34This just has no charm anymore.
00:11:36Living together sucks.
00:11:38Your dad's car is ten times more exciting than this.
00:11:40Another car would come along, you'd duck down, I don't know.
00:11:42Hey, I'm not particularly happy seeing you every day either.
00:11:44We are going very fast.
00:11:45We have to do like everyone else, become independent and live together at 35.
00:11:49Owning a house at 50 and having kids...
00:11:51Well, that will be discussed later.
00:11:52Well, I'm going to my father's house, you see the whole problem.
00:11:54No, no, no, nothing's wrong.
00:11:55Come on, let's make up, okay?
00:11:57Take it away.
00:11:58My head hurts.
00:11:59Mieves, what are you doing?
00:12:11Shh.
00:12:13Children are in crisis.
00:12:15They've been doing nothing for four days.
00:12:17Are you spying on them?
00:12:18Don't confuse.
00:12:20I am an active mother.
00:12:22They have fallen into a routine.
00:12:23We have to send them on a trip somewhere.
00:12:25That's why we're going.
00:12:27We don't need it.
00:12:28Our relationship is strengthened.
00:12:30Nieves, established couples make love.
00:12:33Please don't pressure me, I beg you.
00:12:35That I am like a mussel.
00:12:36I close myself.
00:12:37When are you going to ask me to marry you?
00:12:39Look, the bell saved you.
00:12:44Guys, the second A there is a meeting.
00:12:46Board for what?
00:12:47I don't know, what does it matter?
00:12:48Surprise, that's prettier.
00:12:50Juan is already rubbing it in our faces that he is president.
00:12:55What's this about organizing mealtime meetings?
00:12:57If you're going to pass me the rice.
00:12:58But you don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:13:01Let's see, Lucía called this meeting and now she'll explain why.
00:13:05But first, I want to take this opportunity to kick off this new term.
00:13:09A period that will be marked by dialogue, harmony and efficiency.
00:13:13Without looking back, without resentment towards my predecessors,
00:13:15but keeping in mind the mistakes made by previous administrations.
00:13:19I had already had several meetings, finding out everything, and now this one comes and goes.
00:13:24Well, let's see if you can prove that efficiency by finishing paying for the elevator and the sauna,
00:13:28because they are going to seize your property.
00:13:29How to seize?
00:13:30But you hadn't paid for that.
00:13:31No, I requested a loan in the name of the community.
00:13:35Now, it would be another thing if I were to become president again,
00:13:38then I wouldn't mind continuing to pay for it.
00:13:40Ah, well I see it clearly.
00:13:41You have to vote for Carlos.
00:13:43No way.
00:13:43I remind you that I have here a document signed by all of you in which you state...
00:13:47Those are just photocopies.
00:13:53I have the original in a safe place.
00:13:55Can we shorten all this a little?
00:13:57We only have one hour to eat.
00:13:59Yes, we have found out that in the supermarket where we work
00:14:02They are going to deliver the olive-throwing.
00:14:05And what is that?
00:14:06Well, it's a prize for El Faro olives, which is 30,000 euros.
00:14:11Haven't you seen the ad?
00:14:13Some little olives come out dressed as Cordobans singing
00:14:16How delicious the El Faro olive is!
00:14:18Sophisticated taste!
00:14:20Olé!
00:14:20Or something like that.
00:14:24Let's carry on as if nothing happened, okay?
00:14:27Well, the fact is that we have learned that the winning can is in a shipment of a thousand
00:14:33who are coming this afternoon.
00:14:34Question, we bought all the cans and guaranteed prize.
00:14:37Of course, and we can't collect it because we work there, but you can.
00:14:41Let's see, I'm going to explain something to you, Sesame Street style.
00:14:44Insider information equals crime equals jail time.
00:14:47My father knows a lot about that.
00:14:48But besides, what were we going to do with a thousand cans of olives?
00:14:52We could make the biggest Russian salad in the world.
00:14:56Maybe they'll give us another prize.
00:14:57We would only need 200 kilos of potatoes, 400 cans of tuna, 50 dozen eggs...
00:15:05Here, Vicente, darling, make your shopping list here.
00:15:08But keep quiet, okay?
00:15:09Well, I think it's a great idea, because with the 30,000 euro prize
00:15:12we could pay for the sauna and the elevator...
00:15:14Well, 30,000 less 6,000 for each one that we will charge as a tip-off fee.
00:15:20Exact.
00:15:20Wow!
00:15:213,000 for both of you and you're going to kill each other.
00:15:23No.
00:15:24But if you've already told us, why do we need you?
00:15:26Well, so as not to tell the manager that you are our neighbors, for example.
00:15:29Well, we'll haggle later.
00:15:31Let's see, 1,000 cans at 87 cents each are 870 euros.
00:15:38Votes in favor?
00:15:40But this is a levy to buy olives, please.
00:15:43But those contests are a hoax.
00:15:45They never play.
00:15:46No, no, no, no, it's not like that.
00:15:48They are notaries and notaries do not lie.
00:15:50Okay, so don't count on me, okay?
00:15:51Because I am very traditional.
00:15:53I like to earn money by working.
00:15:55Better one less to share.
00:15:57All right, everyone to the supermarket.
00:15:59Operation Olive begins.
00:16:01So they can say that the unemployed don't do anything.
00:16:04Yes, yes, there are a lot of entrepreneurs here.
00:16:09Nativity scene.
00:16:09Damn, Emilio.
00:16:10Hey, can we talk for a moment?
00:16:11What do you want?
00:16:12I'm late for work.
00:16:14Uh!
00:16:14That sounds good, I'm late for work.
00:16:16Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:16:17Pure poetry.
00:16:18Hey, look, since I broke up with Carmen,
00:16:20If you feel like going out to dinner together tonight,
00:16:23like friends, like friendship or whatever.
00:16:25Oh yeah.
00:16:26I'm happy to be the second course.
00:16:27But you're stupid.
00:16:28Hey, be careful, the second course is the most filling, right?
00:16:30Now the first one is called starter.
00:16:32Emilio, I'm sorry to tell you that I met someone at the supermarket.
00:16:35Oh yeah?
00:16:36And who is it?
00:16:36The one from the delicatessen or the one who riggs the carts so they go sideways?
00:16:39Sorry, nice, but he's the manager, the one who brings the money.
00:16:42Oh, right.
00:16:43And since he works at the supermarket, he takes advantage of the offers.
00:16:47Do you get it?
00:16:48Yes, you laugh.
00:16:50Laugh.
00:16:50But this guy earns 30,000 euros a year.
00:16:52Wow!
00:16:53But if not even Maria Teresa can win that, then it's a waste of time.
00:16:55Emilio, that's 5 million pesetas.
00:16:57Ah.
00:16:58Hey, I'm not going to take the euro.
00:16:59Let's see when they remove it.
00:17:00Well, are you going to leave or what?
00:17:01And I've already got you involved with the manager.
00:17:02But if you've already been working for a day.
00:17:03What will you do at the super-deal porn cashier?
00:17:05No, I haven't gotten into it yet.
00:17:06There have been glances and things.
00:17:08Oh, poor thing.
00:17:09You already live on illusions like Vicenta.
00:17:11Well, you'll see what you do, but I won't have much free time.
00:17:13Emilio, I'm never going back to you again, do you understand?
00:17:16But why do I get upset, if I'm happy.
00:17:18Belén, never say anything about this Belén omen and I won't mess with this goalkeeper.
00:17:21That thing about the popular prayer, right?
00:17:24Hey, Lola, do you want to have dinner with me tonight?
00:17:27Are you asking me out?
00:17:28No, no, no, it's just that Carmen doesn't want to get back with me and I need a girl to make her jealous.
00:17:33Let's see what happens.
00:17:33Okay, I like the plan.
00:17:35Of course, you see it's easy, if Belén gets involved.
00:17:37And what restaurant are you going to?
00:17:38Who?
00:17:39Carmen?
00:17:40Well, I don't know.
00:17:41So how are we going to make him jealous if you don't know where he is?
00:17:44Well, well, well, this plan is a little green.
00:17:47We'll have to give it another spin.
00:17:49Look, his photograph.
00:17:50This is Diego and this is Abel.
00:17:52With V or with V.
00:17:53What does it matter?
00:17:53Teo, focus.
00:17:55Look, these are their phones.
00:17:57Here are Halbón's last known addresses.
00:18:00And their premises, which they usually count on.
00:18:01For example, your hair salon, your gym, the kiosk,
00:18:04the tobacco shop where they put the bonoloto, everything.
00:18:07The important thing is that you find out how and when you are going to get married.
00:18:09Everything clear?
00:18:10Very clear, very clear.
00:18:12Hey, thank you so much for giving me this opportunity.
00:18:14I believe that interns are good for more than just making photocopies.
00:18:17And inside me I have a lot of journalism to offer.
00:18:19Speak louder than you can see, he can't hear you well.
00:18:21Oh, sorry, can you tell me something?
00:18:22Hey, what are these guys?
00:18:23Are they important people?
00:18:25I can't tell you, Teo.
00:18:26For your safety.
00:18:28So, it's something big.
00:18:30Very fat.
00:18:31And how do I start?
00:18:32Should I ask them or interview them?
00:18:34But how are you going to interview them, Teo?
00:18:36They can't know anything.
00:18:37If not, our whole business will collapse.
00:18:38Oh, sure, sure.
00:18:40So I don't buy batteries for the recorder.
00:18:41What batteries?
00:18:42Teo, listen to me, look.
00:18:44This is pure investigative journalism, right?
00:18:46And above all, not a word in the newspaper, eh?
00:18:48They'll tell us the news there as soon as you're not looking.
00:18:51That newsroom is full of vultures.
00:18:52Professional secret?
00:18:53Right?
00:18:54There you go.
00:18:56Hello.
00:18:57Hello, please, would you mind leaving it on the counter?
00:19:00Mauri, can you come here for a second?
00:19:04Thanks, huh?
00:19:04See you later.
00:19:07Hey, are you using the intern to find out where Abel and Diego are getting married?
00:19:11No, they are practical.
00:19:13This boy is going to learn more with me in one day
00:19:15than in one year of college.
00:19:16Well, I'm going to get to work on the investigation.
00:19:19Do you need me for something?
00:19:20Since you're offering, go ahead and place the shopping for me.
00:19:22Auri?
00:19:23No, don't worry, okay?
00:19:24Let him make his column, that's the most important thing.
00:19:29What's happening?
00:19:30Karatequida, before starting to kick,
00:19:32He had to clean Mr. Millagui's house many times.
00:19:34Wax on, polish wax.
00:19:38There, in the closet.
00:19:40What is it?
00:19:45Look at his plan.
00:19:50Come on, I've got you ready there, kid, so you can start limping.
00:19:54But isn't it better to start by jumping rope or doing punching bags?
00:19:56That you unlearn in a ring,
00:19:59going down like a champ.
00:20:01Well, well.
00:20:02But it's not worth hitting hard, is it?
00:20:03No.
00:20:04If this is just to see what level you have.
00:20:06Oh, okay, okay.
00:20:08Gecko!
00:20:09Bastard!
00:20:10Pussy!
00:20:11What's happening?
00:20:11No no!
00:20:12What's happening?
00:20:13It's been that long, damn it?
00:20:14Where are you going?
00:20:15Well yes, with business, they just don't let me.
00:20:18Ah, well, look, meet Roberto, the kid I told you about.
00:20:21Well, if you want to get in shape, let's see what happens.
00:20:24Ah, well, very well.
00:20:25Well, up there it is, little thing.
00:20:27Let's see.
00:20:28Little thing!
00:20:29Little thing!
00:20:31Soft, it's new, huh?
00:20:33Okay!
00:20:33Hi how are things?
00:20:41Good and you?
00:20:43I hope it's good esparri.
00:20:45Yes, yes.
00:20:46Hey, how do you pay for this?
00:20:47That depends on how long it lasts, P.
00:20:50Ah.
00:20:52Okay, nothing, nothing's wrong, don't worry.
00:20:55Come on, now try to dodge it.
00:20:56It's just that it takes a long time to get into the fight.
00:20:58Until it gets warm, but then it's...
00:21:01Well, the bomb.
00:21:02Damn, you've been in a bad way, haven't you?
00:21:04Come on.
00:21:04A bit.
00:21:06Ok, I've done the math and each cart has a capacity of 0.28 cubic meters.
00:21:11Considering that each can is 33 centiliters, each cart holds 175.6 cans.
00:21:17Therefore, we need...
00:21:18But what does it matter?
00:21:19Each one takes a cart and grabs whatever he can.
00:21:22But don't pay attention to them.
00:21:24I wish they had your level.
00:21:25Let's see.
00:21:26If they see that we only buy olives, they might get suspicious.
00:21:29I think we should grab some batteries, some gum...
00:21:31Or we buy some cans of beer and some soft drinks and say they're for a birthday.
00:21:36But whose?
00:21:37Because we all have to have the same version in case we are questioned.
00:21:41Look, there's Belén.
00:21:42Hello!
00:21:43Ma'am, don't greet her.
00:21:45They can't know that we know them.
00:21:47I have to change the chip.
00:21:49If only it were that easy...
00:21:51Welcome to today's super deal.
00:21:52Remember not to let a single can escape us.
00:21:54Hey, the euro for the cart is included in the assessment, right?
00:21:58Come on, let's go, they're sneaking up on us and running.
00:22:00Subscribe to the channel!
00:22:30Subscribe to the channel!
00:23:01And why don't we tell them to take them to us?
00:23:03Is home delivery free when it's for the 60 euro ones?
00:23:06No way.
00:23:07The olives go home with an escort.
00:23:09John, John.
00:23:11A customer has broken the fence and taken some olives.
00:23:13He just walked out to the parking lot.
00:23:14But, Vicenta, we told you to be careful.
00:23:17Yes, I was waiting, but there was a mini sausage tasting.
00:23:20And it threw me off for a moment.
00:23:22Look, they are very good.
00:23:23If you put them in a cocktail, people will ignore the chocolates.
00:23:27Well, you girls start putting this in the cars.
00:23:29Antes and I are going to intercept those slabs.
00:23:31Yes, let's go.
00:23:31Congratulations, sir.
00:23:43I'm the manager of the supermarket and you just won a prize for making your thousandth purchase.
00:23:47And how?
00:23:48And they only have a thousand?
00:23:49If this has been open for more than ten years.
00:23:50Well, the thousandth since we started counting.
00:23:53It's a new promotion.
00:23:54It is a trip to see the seven wonders of the world.
00:23:57The Eiffel Tower, the pyramids, the Bernabéu, with all expenses paid.
00:24:02Just come to our headquarters, hand in your purchase receipt, and they'll take your details.
00:24:08Oh, well, nothing, thank you very much.
00:24:10To you always.
00:24:12Hey, we have to hurry, there's a security guard here with a bepino, eh?
00:24:18Where has it gone wrong to do that?
00:24:19Damn, well, in a correspondence course.
00:24:22That's it, I think.
00:24:23Follow.
00:24:25Fuck!
00:24:27Calm down, calm down, I'll distract him.
00:24:29Quiet, pretty.
00:24:31Don't move, don't move, handsome.
00:24:33Here, here, here, handsome.
00:24:36That?
00:24:37Are you coming yet?
00:24:38Take, take, take, take, take.
00:24:40Let's go, let's go.
00:24:41Come on.
00:24:41Wait, wait a moment, that MOT sticker is very useful to me.
00:24:46Andrew.
00:24:48Go.
00:24:49Are you okay, buddy?
00:24:53Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:24:55I'm going to do some sit-ups before I get cold.
00:24:58You go, go, I already...
00:24:59Well, in the end, the guy puts up with his own shit, huh?
00:25:07Of course, since he was short as a child, he used to beat everyone up in the schoolyard.
00:25:11There he got into shape.
00:25:13Hey, one of my kids has a fight tomorrow, but Lúngaro, who was supposed to fight him, let us down.
00:25:19They have taken him as a laborer for a construction project.
00:25:21Now, how do you see your boyfriend replacing him?
00:25:24How much pasta is there?
00:25:26Ah, not much.
00:25:27600 euros.
00:25:29It's an easy fight, practically a shooting fight.
00:25:32It is to accumulate chaos.
00:25:33My boy is perfect.
00:25:35There's no need to rig it.
00:25:37Of course, you'll have to come up with something to give it cachet, to get people to bet on it.
00:25:41Regarding the Hungarian, we have said that he was a champion in his country.
00:25:46Damn, and Roberto is the Mexican champion.
00:25:48Country with a great boxing tradition.
00:25:52How big you are, dwarf.
00:25:53How great you are.
00:25:54Come on, champ.
00:25:55See you.
00:25:58That?
00:25:59You sweat, huh?
00:26:00And it is received.
00:26:02Of course, that speeds up your metabolism.
00:26:04A jab at the liver and come burn triglycerides.
00:26:08Damn, thank goodness it's free.
00:26:10Ah.
00:26:11I have good news.
00:26:13The queco has seen you very well, huh?
00:26:15Tomorrow you have your first fight.
00:26:17The only thing is that you are Mexican.
00:26:19That?
00:26:20I already have the nickname.
00:26:22The puma of Cancun.
00:26:25Come on.
00:26:26Go take a shower.
00:26:27We've opened more than half of them and nothing's showing up here.
00:26:44The posh girl has taken us for a ride.
00:26:46Don't worry, there are still many cans left.
00:26:47From appearing on the cover with the award.
00:26:49Ah, but it's on the cover.
00:26:50Oh, I was looking underneath.
00:26:52Well, it's as exciting as winning the lottery jackpot, you never know when it's going to come out.
00:26:56But Vicenta, don't eat.
00:26:58There will be cans that we never finish.
00:27:00I'm not incapable of leaving food.
00:27:02I was raised that way.
00:27:04Or once I went to make salads?
00:27:05Here, here.
00:27:06Oops!
00:27:06Oh!
00:27:0730,000 euros!
00:27:09Oh!
00:27:14It's a joke.
00:27:18Do you want one?
00:27:19No.
00:27:23Look, my life, that's Ronaldo.
00:27:25He's a bit chubby, but he sells a lot of t-shirts.
00:27:27And that...
00:27:28I don't know who that is.
00:27:30But hey, it's in the middle of the field.
00:27:31That is, he is one of those in charge.
00:27:32Mauri, what are you doing putting football on for three months?
00:27:34It is essential to integrate into the school party.
00:27:37Do you know how I felt when I was little?
00:27:39Gay and without understanding football.
00:27:40I slept with all the principals in the library.
00:27:44Come on, bring him here so I can put him to bed.
00:27:46Yeah.
00:27:47Let's see if his first words are going to be referee, asshole.
00:27:50If he says that, we'll take him to the TV.
00:27:53Mauri, information bomb.
00:27:55Are you ready?
00:27:56Yeah.
00:27:56What's happening?
00:27:57Diego and Aver are gay.
00:27:59What are you freaking out about?
00:28:01Well, it's not entirely certain.
00:28:02I would give it 87% reliability.
00:28:04Now, let's confirm that the wedding would be a cover to hide her sexuality.
00:28:08The classic smokescreen, you know.
00:28:09Teo, I already knew they were gay.
00:28:11They marry each other.
00:28:13Ah, between them.
00:28:15Well, it's the first gay wedding in Spain.
00:28:17Very well, you are developing a certain mental speed.
00:28:19And what comes next?
00:28:21I have to ask myself the five key questions from the news.
00:28:23What, who, when, where and why?
00:28:26What, who, where, when and why.
00:28:28Look, for now, if you find out where and when they get married, I'll be satisfied.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33What, who, who.
00:28:34Uh, that's it.
00:28:36Hey, do you have anything to eat?
00:28:38I've been taking a taxi all day if I don't have enough money.
00:28:40Oh, sure, take whatever you want.
00:28:41Thank you.
00:28:41Hey, Mauri, do you feel a little sorry for this guy?
00:28:48Maybe he's from a humble family, they'll pay him two duros a month, and he's spending it on taxis.
00:28:52What's happening?
00:28:52If the newspaper doesn't pay you, the other way around.
00:28:54He charges you 9,000 euros for the master's degree.
00:28:56Fuck.
00:28:57Mauri, we've won 30,000 euros.
00:28:59Look.
00:29:00Oysters!
00:29:00What are you saying?
00:29:02No.
00:29:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:04No, this is a fool's errand.
00:29:06I already know him.
00:29:07Then you call and they want to sell you a timeshare.
00:29:10What bastards, huh?
00:29:11There we have a topic for a denunciation article.
00:29:13Yes, but you now do your thing.
00:29:14Take.
00:29:16What do you have something for?
00:29:17Come on.
00:29:17When I know something about gays I'll call you.
00:29:18Yes, yes, yes.
00:29:19Bye.
00:29:19Bye bye.
00:29:21Look!
00:29:21You want to give 20,000 euros!
00:29:23The olive!
00:29:25For Ezequiel University and for the plasma TV.
00:29:28Hey, isn't this what the neighbors wanted to charge?
00:29:31I paid for this can and the prize is mine.
00:29:34Tomorrow morning I'll collect it and they don't have to find out.
00:29:37And I already know that you're going to open your Jiminy Cricket mouth to lecture me,
00:29:40but I'm not going to listen to you.
00:29:41Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:29:43But hey, I wasn't going to tell you anything.
00:29:45I'm not telling you anything.
00:29:46Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:29:46That seems very good to me!
00:29:48Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:29:5030,000 euros.
00:29:51Lucia, aunt, I can't make sense of it.
00:29:58I'm missing 13 euros, lend me something.
00:29:59Yes, man, it's all out of your own pocket, darling, otherwise it wouldn't suit me.
00:30:02And to come here and lose money, that's why I stay home.
00:30:09Hey, Lidia, what an ass that security guard has, huh?
00:30:13But that's Paqui.
00:30:15Well, what a shame, because as a guy he's very attractive, huh?
00:30:18Oh, well now I have enough.
00:30:22I'm going by taxi.
00:30:23Hey, I'll be the one in charge, huh?
00:30:26Belén, Belén, cut it, it's really noticeable.
00:30:28Well, that's what it's all about.
00:30:37How was the first day?
00:30:39Ah, well, well, well, very good, very good.
00:30:41Because, well, I've squared the whole box,
00:30:44I caught a lady stealing hairspray
00:30:46And, well, I've learned the background music and everything,
00:30:48That is, it is complete.
00:30:49And after this unimportant question,
00:30:53Do you want to meet up tomorrow for a drink?
00:30:57Uh, well, well, well,
00:31:00I believed that my coworkers
00:31:01They were not well regarded when they went out together.
00:31:04Well, if things go well, I'll fire you.
00:31:06and we've already told everyone.
00:31:09As?
00:31:09It's a joke.
00:31:11The thing is, I don't make many jokes.
00:31:12and I'm a little out of practice.
00:31:14And what about tomorrow, how do you see it?
00:31:17Well, well, well, well, okay, yes, delighted.
00:31:20Well, nothing, see you tomorrow.
00:31:22See you tomorrow.
00:31:25Hello.
00:31:25Hello.
00:31:28What, what, what did he say to you?
00:31:29Has he told you about me?
00:31:31No, no, he told me off at Belén.
00:31:33and he told me to smile more at the customers.
00:31:36And how do you see it? A taco?
00:31:37I, I would wait a little bit, eh.
00:31:39Yes, no, no, I haven't seen it clearly.
00:31:40But, nevertheless, the dairy replenisher
00:31:43He looks at you a lot, I've seen it.
00:31:45Yes, he's also muscular, huh.
00:31:46Well, load the milk crates three at a time.
00:31:48No, sorry, I'm a big fish.
00:31:50I'm not here to waste my time with brats.
00:31:53Tomorrow I'll attack him.
00:31:54The Puma of Cancun.
00:32:03That sounds so bad, doesn't it?
00:32:04I've already told you.
00:32:05Yes, Cancun is a beach place.
00:32:08Of course, you got your teeth into hotel nightclubs.
00:32:10distributing among tourists.
00:32:12Also, do you know how to put on a Mexican accent?
00:32:14I'll give you all the Cantinflas movies.
00:32:17I think a fight like that so soon...
00:32:20If all I want is to get in shape a little.
00:32:21Come in, are 300 euros amiss?
00:32:24No, they suit me very well,
00:32:25but I don't know if I'm ready.
00:32:27Yes, man, you are my miliandola, Revy.
00:32:29Also, if the other controls it.
00:32:31If this is a charity fight, you'll barely even hit each other.
00:32:34Oh yeah? What do you want money for?
00:32:35For the surfing kids of Tarifa.
00:32:38Damn, what a mess.
00:32:39That's not a fucking question.
00:32:41Sure, man, go for it like Mike Tyson,
00:32:43that's cool.
00:32:44Oh, right.
00:32:45Hey, besides being able to tell Lucia
00:32:47that you invite her to the evening.
00:32:49Well, that's what makes women really hot.
00:32:51Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, of course.
00:32:52Of course.
00:32:54Just go a little further and that's it.
00:32:55Wow, he's going to freak out when he sees me.
00:32:57Oh, oh.
00:32:58I'm going to buy some vitamins, I'll be right back.
00:33:00Come on, get some sun rays,
00:33:02that look more like cancuns.
00:33:04Go Rocky!
00:33:05Handsome.
00:33:06Mariano, man, you're not ashamed.
00:33:08What's happening?
00:33:09They're going to kill him.
00:33:10You just sold your friend for 300 euros.
00:33:13He can fall whenever he wants, right?
00:33:15Also, do you know how much money can be made with this?
00:33:17I have bet on the other one, which is a machine.
00:33:20Oh yeah?
00:33:21Well, I bet too.
00:33:22But hey, what is Roberto going to think of us?
00:33:24Hey, we are your friends,
00:33:25It is not right that we bet on the other.
00:33:27What's happening?
00:33:28No, no, yes, I'm going to do the same thing too,
00:33:29I'm just saying it's not right,
00:33:31It is a moral note.
00:33:32Ah, well, well.
00:33:33Now that Roberto should prepare a little,
00:33:34more than anything so that they don't kill him.
00:33:36When is the fight?
00:33:37Tomorrow.
00:33:37Ah, more than enough.
00:33:39Well, then I'll bet too.
00:33:41And where are you going to get the money from?
00:33:43Good question, Flanagan.
00:33:45This is a business.
00:33:47Carmen, listen, I found your thong.
00:33:50And where was it?
00:33:51If you look all over the goal.
00:33:53In the accountants' room.
00:33:55I mistook it for a rag.
00:33:56and I used it to turn off the boiler tap,
00:33:58But come on, it's already washed and everything, right?
00:34:00Well, leave it there, I'll come and pick it up.
00:34:03Yes, I'm taking this one to the restaurant tonight.
00:34:04where you go to dinner.
00:34:05Yes, of course, very discreet.
00:34:08Well, you tell me where it is,
00:34:09I'll wait for you at the door
00:34:10and I wrap it in gift paper so it doesn't sing.
00:34:13No, Emilio, don't be a pain.
00:34:15Hey, I repeat that I love you very much.
00:34:17and I love talking to myself like an idiot.
00:34:20Well, what?
00:34:21Do you already know where we're going?
00:34:22Yes, pot, my daughter.
00:34:23Good thing you're patrolling it with that on, huh?
00:34:25It's the look suit you're missing, moron.
00:34:27But I only wear it when I'm with my ex.
00:34:29Hey, I don't know where you're going to have dinner, Carmen,
00:34:31but I thought of one thing.
00:34:32I mean, we can go to your house.
00:34:33and when I go to get in the car you stop it,
00:34:35You ask for the reflective vest and the triangles
00:34:37and so, since he doesn't have them,
00:34:38Well, to fuck around a bit, right?
00:34:40Emilio, so you made me get dressed up for nothing.
00:34:42Well, well, well,
00:34:43but I get a little juice,
00:34:44We asked Mr. Juan for some olives
00:34:46and so we have a snack.
00:34:47No, go on.
00:34:48We're going to have a drink right now.
00:34:50If you don't believe it yourself
00:34:50I have the body for a lot of walking.
00:34:52Don't you see that I'm in emotional mourning?
00:34:53Well, that's why you'll see how good it looks on you.
00:34:58Silly!
00:34:59It's going to be like that, come on.
00:35:03Do you have fruit salt?
00:35:05It's just that I feel a little full.
00:35:07Well, this is the last one.
00:35:09It has to be here.
00:35:12Or not?
00:35:13So we've been stuck here for four hours,
00:35:16smelling bar snacks for nothing.
00:35:18The sluts have taken us for a ride
00:35:21to make them employees of the month.
00:35:24Either that, or some of you
00:35:26has found the prize
00:35:27and the lid has been hidden.
00:35:28And it couldn't have been you?
00:35:30It's that I haven't been able to be because I am me.
00:35:32I am me too
00:35:34and I know that I couldn't have been.
00:35:35I also know that it wasn't me
00:35:37because I am me too
00:35:38and I know what I'm doing.
00:35:39But I also know that you,
00:35:40precisely because it's you,
00:35:42it could have been you
00:35:43and saying that it wasn't you
00:35:44so that we believe that it was someone else.
00:35:46But there may also be that other one.
00:35:48been and accuse another
00:35:50so that we believe that it was the other one.
00:35:52That's enough.
00:35:53It is clear that we are all everyone.
00:35:55But we are not going to distrust each other.
00:35:57There is only one way to check it,
00:35:58count the tapas.
00:35:59There must be exactly a thousand.
00:36:01No, I'm going home.
00:36:03Nobody moves from here.
00:36:05I feel a little sick.
00:36:08Don't worry, I'm a nurse.
00:36:10Come on, let's count in English today.
00:36:11to practice.
00:36:13One, two, three.
00:36:16It's that those of Opinion
00:36:17they left her hanging.
00:36:20Four.
00:36:27Oh, his face is kind of angular,
00:36:29in model plan.
00:36:31Well, have you noticed the hands?
00:36:32How big and how beautiful.
00:36:33Oh, well no.
00:36:34I haven't really noticed.
00:36:36Well, I read a book
00:36:36which says there is a direct relationship
00:36:38between the size of the hand and the penis.
00:36:40Good thing we already know
00:36:41that women's size doesn't...
00:36:44But hey, this adds up.
00:36:45Belén, if I were you,
00:36:46I really wouldn't be very interested in Daniel, eh?
00:36:49Oh, my little barnacles.
00:36:51But how could I not be interested?
00:36:53Have you seen what he told me?
00:36:53when were we leaving?
00:36:54Yes, goodbye, Belén.
00:36:56No, but it was as he said.
00:36:57It's been, goodbye, Belén.
00:37:00That sounded like
00:37:01I want you madly
00:37:03and I would ride it now
00:37:04on top of the sliced bread.
00:37:05Yes, I am in simultaneous translation, let's go.
00:37:09Well, I'm going to take off the Mari and Lucía list.
00:37:11Hey, no, seriously,
00:37:12don't you like it?
00:37:13Well yes, it is cute,
00:37:14but come on, that's not it either...
00:37:16Hello.
00:37:18Phone.
00:37:19You take it, let's see who it is.
00:37:24Private number.
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:28Hello, Lucia, I'm Daniel,
00:37:30from the supermarket.
00:37:31No, no, I'm Belén.
00:37:33That Lucia is changing.
00:37:34What has the disaster done?
00:37:36from my friend?
00:37:37No, no, he hasn't done anything.
00:37:38It's that tomorrow we have to meet at...
00:37:40Look,
00:37:41tell him I have tickets
00:37:42to go to the theater
00:37:43let's see if you're interested.
00:37:44Yes, yes, yes,
00:37:45I tell him.
00:37:47Thanks, huh?
00:37:48You are welcome.
00:37:49Who was he?
00:37:51Nothing.
00:37:52From the Association of Traitorous Friends
00:37:54that they want to make you president.
00:37:55As?
00:37:56It's just that you have to fuck yourself,
00:37:57you have to fuck yourself.
00:37:58Belén, what's wrong?
00:37:59Nothing, Daniel called,
00:38:00that you're going to stay with him,
00:38:01who has tickets to go to the theater,
00:38:03that if you want to go.
00:38:04But why me?
00:38:05But why?
00:38:05Hey, where's this guy from?
00:38:06he took out my phone.
00:38:07He's your boss,
00:38:08of a thing called a curriculum.
00:38:11Belén, really,
00:38:12that I have done nothing,
00:38:13It was he who approached me and...
00:38:14But why did you say yes?
00:38:15Didn't you just tell me?
00:38:16what don't you like?
00:38:17Well, I told you,
00:38:18he's cute,
00:38:18But come on, no ellipses either.
00:38:24That's a simultaneous option now, huh?
00:38:25I'm really just going to have a drink with him,
00:38:27that doesn't mean anything is going to happen.
00:38:28No, no, calm down, okay?
00:38:29Don't worry, I'm fine, okay?
00:38:30I'm fine.
00:38:31Lucia, I have dignity, you know?
00:38:33I don't know where I have it,
00:38:35but I'm going to look for her.
00:38:37So with your permission...
00:38:38Belén, are you okay?
00:38:39Yeah.
00:38:40No, Belén, what do I know?
00:38:52Yeah?
00:38:52Emilio,
00:38:55Is dinner still on?
00:38:57And you know what happens?
00:38:59You've already caught me in bed.
00:39:00What's happening?
00:39:01Are you feeling ill?
00:39:02Yes, yes, yes, yes,
00:39:03I have one of those stomach viruses.
00:39:05that is taken now, right?
00:39:07Of those who attack
00:39:08to the entire central digestive system.
00:39:09Hey, if you want, I'll bring you a chamomile.
00:39:11or something and we chat.
00:39:12No, no, no, no, no,
00:39:13Yes, this is very contagious.
00:39:14Right now the goal
00:39:15It's like ground zero, isn't it?
00:39:16That you cannot enter.
00:39:18Ah,
00:39:19is that Lola has had to
00:39:20to go out and...
00:39:21and I feel a little alone.
00:39:23Yes, Belén, yes, yes,
00:39:24I am also very lonely,
00:39:25but we have to be strong.
00:39:27Oh!
00:39:27That?
00:39:28No, no, no, no,
00:39:29it's been a pain.
00:39:30The virus, huh?
00:39:31Well, Belén,
00:39:32I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
00:39:33You turn on the TV
00:39:34and leaves the mind blank.
00:39:35Okay.
00:39:36Goodbye, handsome, goodbye, a kiss.
00:39:39Oh, I hurt you.
00:39:40It's that this nipple
00:39:41he was provoking me...
00:39:43Hey, what am I thinking?
00:39:44that we have to take this
00:39:45secretly, right?
00:39:46It's because I've seen Bethlehem
00:39:46a little sunk in misery.
00:39:48But how bad it is for him
00:39:49that we have gone to bed
00:39:50if this morning
00:39:50I saw her tell you to fuck off.
00:39:52Yes, but poor thing,
00:39:52she is very lonely.
00:39:53We can still hurt him.
00:39:55Well, he's probably right.
00:39:57Poor thing, look,
00:39:57I'm going to keep him company for a while.
00:39:58No, no, no, no,
00:39:59what the fuck?
00:39:59But you stay here
00:40:00to sleep with me
00:40:00that I am also very lonely.
00:40:01If she also has the TV.
00:40:03I'm sorry, Emilio,
00:40:04but look,
00:40:04when I separated
00:40:05I set myself two goals.
00:40:06The first,
00:40:07that I would never return
00:40:08to sleep with a man.
00:40:08Well, but this needs to be repeated, right?
00:40:09And the second,
00:40:10that I would never return
00:40:11to repeat twice with himself.
00:40:12And why not?
00:40:13Well, why not, Emilio,
00:40:14because you are all the same.
00:40:16Look at yourself.
00:40:17They say you're madly in love
00:40:18Carmen's
00:40:18and you end up sleeping with me.
00:40:21Don't you feel terrible?
00:40:24Well, so far.
00:40:25You told me, didn't you?
00:40:26Oh well,
00:40:26there is no need to do it now either
00:40:27those kinds of reflections, right?
00:40:29And also that I normally
00:40:30I don't do these things.
00:40:31It was the alcohol.
00:40:32But you've had a glass of must.
00:40:33Good, but very loaded.
00:40:35Look, Emilio,
00:40:37Are there any of us who are not
00:40:38designed to live as a couple?
00:40:40You don't do like I did,
00:40:41that I wasted a lot of time.
00:40:42Enjoy life,
00:40:43you start to live.
00:40:44No, that's it, okay?
00:40:46No, yes in the end
00:40:46I'm going to like you in the municipal elections.
00:40:48I still take it out
00:40:48even motorcycle insurance.
00:40:51Are you going without insurance?
00:40:52Come on, woman,
00:40:53what a joke,
00:40:53How am I going to go without insurance?
00:40:54Hello good evening.
00:40:59Emilio, I'm not staying.
00:41:00Yes, woman,
00:41:01don't be silly.
00:41:02Come on, have a drink.
00:41:02there,
00:41:03that you are very long.
00:41:10Madam, stay there.
00:41:12Don't you see that it is
00:41:13the freshly scrubbed portal?
00:41:15Get down on the ground!
00:41:16Get down on the ground!
00:41:16From Doña Concha
00:41:18I don't give a damn, huh?
00:41:20You.
00:41:21The commercial postman.
00:41:23Stop the propaganda
00:41:23on the ground slowly
00:41:24and put your hands
00:41:25where I can see her.
00:41:27This portal
00:41:28It's mine,
00:41:29do you understand?
00:41:30And the one who closes
00:41:31bad garbage bag,
00:41:33Hey?
00:41:34Boom!
00:41:34Boom!
00:41:35Boom!
00:41:36Oh!
00:41:38Dad!
00:41:39Oh my mother,
00:41:39what have I given him?
00:41:41What have I given him?
00:41:41What have I given him?
00:41:42Dad!
00:41:42Dad!
00:41:43What has given me
00:41:44it's a party of death,
00:41:45unfortunate.
00:41:45And why do you throw yourself?
00:41:46to the ground, damn it,
00:41:47that you scared me?
00:41:48But Emilio,
00:41:48what do you do with the gun?
00:41:49Oh, well, nothing,
00:41:50that I have taken advantage of
00:41:51that Bethlehem was not up there
00:41:52to take off your uniform
00:41:53and so you wouldn't have to go up.
00:41:54But you know the anger
00:41:55that's going to fall on me
00:41:56for having shot her.
00:41:57It's that really,
00:41:58come on, come on.
00:41:59I mean,
00:42:00what has messed you up
00:42:00with Smurfette,
00:42:01but the love of your life
00:42:02It wasn't Carmen.
00:42:03Other,
00:42:03Do you want to leave now?
00:42:04to interfere in my love life?
00:42:05Ah, no, no,
00:42:06I mean, I don't care,
00:42:07but I don't sleep anymore
00:42:08in the sauna,
00:42:08that I have cervical
00:42:10in row-breakers.
00:42:11Dad,
00:42:11that I am very healthy,
00:42:11in a futon style.
00:42:12Have you seen any Japanese?
00:42:13with back problems?
00:42:14Well,
00:42:15Well, right now
00:42:15I would have to remember.
00:42:16Sorry,
00:42:17that which has been heard
00:42:17was it a shot?
00:42:18Hey, no way, no way, no way.
00:42:19No, no, no, no,
00:42:20a light bulb has exploded
00:42:21because I have put
00:42:21a 100 watt one
00:42:22in a 70 lamp
00:42:24and you see.
00:42:24Okay, okay,
00:42:25is that I had been scared.
00:42:26In this community
00:42:27It's not worth arming yourself, eh?
00:42:28No, no, no.
00:42:29That's cheating.
00:42:30Hey,
00:42:31And where are you going so soon?
00:42:32Well,
00:42:33to run some errands
00:42:34what do I have to do.
00:42:35What do you care?
00:42:36No, I was surprised.
00:42:37how you like to get up so late.
00:42:38You mind your own business
00:42:39that you have a job.
00:42:40What do you mean I have a job?
00:42:42But who put this here?
00:42:44Wow,
00:42:44the one with little things
00:42:45that the kings have brought you!
00:42:51Pussy,
00:42:51give me a fle.
00:42:59Sorry, miss,
00:43:01I would like to speak to the manager.
00:43:03It's that I have the award-winning cover
00:43:04with the olive.
00:43:04Oh yeah?
00:43:05Yeah.
00:43:06Mr. Montero,
00:43:07to your information
00:43:08the prize has arrived
00:43:09with the olive.
00:43:10Mr. Montero.
00:43:15But through the PA system,
00:43:16No.
00:43:22How young you are.
00:43:23Look, look,
00:43:23I'm going to teach you
00:43:24my daughter's photo.
00:43:25Lady,
00:43:25I'm gay.
00:43:27Congratulations,
00:43:28gentleman!
00:43:29Join us!
00:43:30What the fuck are you doing?
00:43:31That prize is ours.
00:43:32It's cheeky that we told him so.
00:43:33us and the neighbors.
00:43:34I bought that can
00:43:35online
00:43:35before you left anything,
00:43:36so the prize is mine.
00:43:37And here is the lucky one.
00:43:39Yeah,
00:43:39has caught us
00:43:40congratulating him.
00:43:41Yeah.
00:43:42Well,
00:43:42let's see if you are healthy
00:43:43to enjoy the prize,
00:43:44because without health
00:43:45let's see what he does with the money.
00:43:46Well,
00:43:47Well,
00:43:47congratulations.
00:43:48I am Daniel Montero,
00:43:49the manager.
00:43:50If you want to accompany me,
00:43:51we do the act
00:43:51of check delivery.
00:43:52Is there an act here?
00:43:54Don't worry,
00:43:54it's a thing
00:43:55very simple, isn't it?
00:43:56Ah!
00:43:57You!
00:43:59A round of applause!
00:44:00for Mauricio Hidalgo,
00:44:02our winner
00:44:03of the olive!
00:44:0630,000 euros
00:44:07for you.
00:44:08Wait,
00:44:09wait,
00:44:09that the photos are missing.
00:44:10What kind of frisa do you have,
00:44:11No?
00:44:12This is Marisol.
00:44:13Yeah,
00:44:13take advantage of everything you can
00:44:14because we are going to call
00:44:15right now to the neighbors.
00:44:16We're going to make you dogs.
00:44:18I don't care,
00:44:18do what you want.
00:44:19A little olive?
00:44:20988,
00:44:25989,
00:44:26990,
00:44:28991,
00:44:29992,
00:44:30993
00:44:31and 994.
00:44:33How many cans
00:44:34they come out to you,
00:44:35Isabel?
00:44:35Isabel,
00:44:36Isabel.
00:44:36Yeah,
00:44:37600 milligrams
00:44:38of pinephrine.
00:44:39Oh,
00:44:40I'm sorry,
00:44:40I fell asleep,
00:44:41now I start counting again.
00:44:42One,
00:44:43five...
00:44:43No,
00:44:43leave it,
00:44:44leave it.
00:44:45Yeah,
00:44:45we have already told it
00:44:46five times.
00:44:48Six cans missing.
00:44:49Well yes,
00:44:50I don't see it clearly.
00:44:50We're going to have to do body searches.
00:44:52Who undresses first?
00:44:53Let's see,
00:44:54if it is very clear
00:44:55what has happened to us.
00:44:56Some customer managed to break
00:44:57the supermarket fence
00:44:58and take it home
00:44:59a pack of six cans.
00:45:00You have to get it
00:45:01the camera tapes
00:45:02security,
00:45:03the client list
00:45:04with points card
00:45:04from the supermarket,
00:45:05the addresses
00:45:06for home delivery.
00:45:08Ah,
00:45:09sorry,
00:45:09Juan,
00:45:10I wasn't listening to you.
00:45:11I don't care
00:45:12the damn can.
00:45:13What I want is to sleep.
00:45:15My stomach hurts.
00:45:17Lie on your stomach
00:45:18on the couch
00:45:19and squeeze the head
00:45:19against the cushion.
00:45:20And so it goes away.
00:45:22Well, I don't know,
00:45:23but then we stop hearing it.
00:45:25Yeah?
00:45:26Tell me, Belén.
00:45:28As?
00:45:34Well, Emilio,
00:45:34what's going on here?
00:45:35It's your fault,
00:45:36Mr. John.
00:45:37About the other portals
00:45:37have seen
00:45:38that garbage is collected here
00:45:39and now they all come
00:45:40to leave her.
00:45:41And a while ago
00:45:41There were some dogs here
00:45:42emerging.
00:45:42Hey you,
00:45:44that you are not from here,
00:45:45take this.
00:45:46Do you see it?
00:45:46Like this every morning.
00:45:47Well, be handsome.
00:45:48what do you have the broom for?
00:45:50I think with money
00:45:50of the award
00:45:51we could pay someone
00:45:52to take this away,
00:45:53because if not in three days
00:45:53They will be able to go up to their house
00:45:54climbing the bags.
00:45:55Look,
00:45:56here it comes.
00:45:57Good morning.
00:45:58Today we got up early,
00:45:59Hey?
00:46:00The check is mine
00:46:01and there is nothing more to say.
00:46:01Mauri,
00:46:02the community reached an agreement.
00:46:03You can't skip it
00:46:04for good.
00:46:05Of course,
00:46:06the olive tree belongs to everyone.
00:46:07I voted against.
00:46:08You bought
00:46:09your olives,
00:46:09I have mine
00:46:10and it's my turn.
00:46:11Bad luck.
00:46:11Besides,
00:46:12that money
00:46:12we are going to spend it
00:46:13in improvements to the building.
00:46:15I like how it is.
00:46:16But if today
00:46:17with 30,000 euros
00:46:18you're not going anywhere,
00:46:19what are you going to do?
00:46:19Let him in from a flat?
00:46:21Buy a car?
00:46:22Going on a trip?
00:46:23Well, it's true,
00:46:24I'd keep it too.
00:46:25You see?
00:46:26It's that they force us
00:46:27to be bad people.
00:46:29It's occurring to me
00:46:30an idea
00:46:30to release the check.
00:46:32Yeah!
00:46:32The same thing has occurred to me.
00:46:34The fact that?
00:46:35You first.
00:46:36Third floor.
00:46:37Menace of the home.
00:46:38It cuts us off, okay?
00:46:39Yes, heavy, yes.
00:46:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:46:42Roberto,
00:46:43What have you made for lunch?
00:46:44I was waiting.
00:46:45Fuck, fuck.
00:46:48Lucia,
00:46:48Can we talk for a moment?
00:46:49No.
00:46:50No, no, no,
00:46:50if it's just a second.
00:46:51Look at that...
00:46:54Roberto,
00:46:54I have an hour for lunch.
00:46:56Taking into account
00:46:56that takes 14 minutes
00:46:57coming from the supermarket.
00:46:5817 to return for digestion
00:47:00Well, I have 20 minutes left.
00:47:00to prepare something decent for myself
00:47:02and 7 just for eating.
00:47:04Do you have 9 left?
00:47:05No, no, no,
00:47:06because I need two
00:47:06to brush my teeth.
00:47:07What do you want?
00:47:08I would like you to come
00:47:09tonight to see me box.
00:47:11Box?
00:47:12Have you bought another game?
00:47:13for the video game console?
00:47:14No, no, no, no.
00:47:14Real boxing.
00:47:15They've pointed me out
00:47:16to a gym
00:47:16to get in shape.
00:47:17I started going and it seems I'm worth it.
00:47:19Mariano has organized me
00:47:20a charity fight.
00:47:21All these come to see me.
00:47:22Marian and beneficial.
00:47:23Don't you realize?
00:47:24which are two concepts, Roberto,
00:47:25that no, no, they don't fit?
00:47:27Why not?
00:47:27They are not stalking you
00:47:28to get money from you
00:47:28behind your back.
00:47:30How twisted are you?
00:47:31women, huh?
00:47:31What do you think?
00:47:32That we are like you?
00:47:33They are my friends.
00:47:34Friendship is
00:47:35above money.
00:47:36Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:47:37Well, just do the same.
00:47:39Well, then what?
00:47:40Are you coming or not?
00:47:41Roberto, it's that tonight
00:47:42I can't.
00:47:42I have a commitment.
00:47:43What commitment?
00:47:44Well, a commitment
00:47:45of those who compromise.
00:47:46Lucia, I know that never
00:47:48You have thought me a great thing,
00:47:50but for once
00:47:50that something special is happening to me
00:47:51I'm excited
00:47:52that you were there
00:47:53supporting me
00:47:53and that you felt proud of me.
00:47:55Roberto, you're manipulating me.
00:47:56No, no, no, no, no, calm down.
00:47:58I thought that at least
00:47:59you were my friend,
00:48:00but if it can't be,
00:48:03Well, it can't be.
00:48:05Come on, see you later.
00:48:14Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:48:15I'm not going to make it, I'm not going to make it!
00:48:21Wait,
00:48:22I'm going for the whipped cream?
00:48:24Who are you talking to?
00:48:26What's happening?
00:48:26Have you already hooked up again?
00:48:28What's up?
00:48:29Look, alone.
00:48:30I was talking to myself.
00:48:32And you say,
00:48:33hang on a minute
00:48:33I'm going to get the whipped cream?
00:48:35Yeah.
00:48:36You must have
00:48:37a corporeal duality.
00:48:38While a part of you
00:48:39is in the bedroom,
00:48:40the other comes here to the kitchen.
00:48:41Yes, yes,
00:48:42it's a psychological thing
00:48:43that has stayed with me
00:48:44to listen to the classes
00:48:46when I'm directing
00:48:47in the classic.
00:48:47Hey, if you don't want to introduce me to him?
00:48:48nothing's happening, huh?
00:48:50Jami, I'm already upset.
00:48:51Do you remember the manager?
00:48:52that I told you yesterday?
00:48:53Yeah.
00:48:54Well, he has a date with Lucía today.
00:48:56No!
00:48:56Yes, aunt, yes.
00:48:59I think I'm going back
00:49:00with Emilio.
00:49:01It's just that I was talking yesterday
00:49:02on the phone with him
00:49:02and he was super nice to me.
00:49:04It's clear that he loves me.
00:49:05And I'm fed up
00:49:06of being alone.
00:49:07Where, where, where are you going?
00:49:08Do you eat here in the kitchen?
00:49:10No, I'm just going to see.
00:49:11a little bit of TV
00:49:11that Radio Patio
00:49:12she is very lonely.
00:49:15Eh, well no, huh?
00:49:17You can't see anything around here.
00:49:20Hello, it's Mrs. Nieves
00:49:21it has a leak below
00:49:22and I was trying
00:49:24check the pipes
00:49:24that I think is a cross
00:49:25this way and another one this way.
00:49:26How's the stomach virus?
00:49:27Good, right?
00:49:28Good.
00:49:28Yes, yes, yes.
00:49:29What happens is that he recommended me
00:49:30the doctor who crawls on all fours
00:49:31and in underwear
00:49:32which is apparently very good, huh?
00:49:33Come on, see you later.
00:49:33It's just that we left yesterday
00:49:35to have a drink and...
00:49:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:49:37That is not necessary
00:49:37that you give me explanations
00:49:38that everything is very clear.
00:49:40So, yesterday
00:49:40when I spoke to you on the phone
00:49:41because I needed you
00:49:42you were actually with this one.
00:49:44But what am I going to do,
00:49:44my daughter,
00:49:45if the goalkeeper is an element
00:49:46common of the building?
00:49:47I am for use
00:49:47and enjoyment of all the neighbors.
00:49:49Emilio, don't be cynical.
00:49:50I told him that nothing was wrong.
00:49:51because as I thought I understood
00:49:53that you with him
00:49:53never, never, never
00:49:54of the never...
00:49:55But I've stayed with her
00:49:56to make Carmen jealous,
00:49:57Of course, since you didn't want to come.
00:49:58What's more, you were going to use me?
00:49:59No, keep going like this.
00:50:00you're fixing it, huh?
00:50:01Well, but the important thing
00:50:02is that this nonsense
00:50:02don't spoil the good vibes
00:50:03that we have both.
00:50:04Oh no, calm down.
00:50:06If you leave here tomorrow
00:50:07and such good friends.
00:50:08That?
00:50:08Clear.
00:50:09Hey, I paid you.
00:50:10all month.
00:50:10Oh yeah?
00:50:11And where is the contract?
00:50:13Oh, now I understand.
00:50:14to Mrs. Concha.
00:50:15Look how practical.
00:50:16Belén, a little please
00:50:17that we terrified them
00:50:18They are very harmful.
00:50:19No, no, it's just that I'm already
00:50:19tired of being the good one
00:50:20from the movie.
00:50:21From now on
00:50:21what's happening here
00:50:22the bitches are me.
00:50:23You, get out of my house.
00:50:24And you, go fuck yourself.
00:50:30Damn, thank goodness.
00:50:32that I had overcome yours.
00:50:35Well, at least
00:50:36has not been made to eat.
00:50:37Emilio?
00:50:38Damn, it's for being positive.
00:50:40Do you want some?
00:50:41Well, I'll eat it myself.
00:50:45Mom, I'm going out on the street
00:50:46one moment.
00:50:46That?
00:50:47We are going to help
00:50:48Paco to choose
00:50:49a costume for this week.
00:50:51Okay, okay.
00:51:04See you later, Mom.
00:51:08Herbs, Bea is coming
00:51:21with the child.
00:51:22We saw her from the balcony.
00:51:23Let's go to the first one.
00:51:24No, and it is that
00:51:24I have a problem.
00:51:25Isabel, we are where we are.
00:51:27Come on.
00:51:28Come on.
00:51:30Because you told me
00:51:31that interested you
00:51:31the where and the when.
00:51:33And I asked myself
00:51:33how am I going to find out
00:51:34where they get married
00:51:35without asking them.
00:51:37Damn, well, asking him.
00:51:38to the guests.
00:51:39And who are they sure to invite?
00:51:40Well, to their parents
00:51:41who are the ones who pay for the wedding.
00:51:42But of course,
00:51:43since they are gay,
00:51:44maybe they haven't come out yet
00:51:44from the closet
00:51:45and they don't know it.
00:51:46So I said, okay,
00:51:47I ask him
00:51:47to the priest of his parish.
00:51:49But then I remembered
00:51:50that the priests
00:51:50gays still don't marry.
00:51:51And when I was about to
00:51:52to throw in the towel,
00:51:53I remembered.
00:51:54Hey?
00:51:54From the courts.
00:51:56I went there, I gave them his name
00:51:57and I asked him
00:51:57the date of the wedding.
00:51:58AND?
00:51:59They don't give that information.
00:52:00But the process
00:52:01Alright.
00:52:02What is logical?
00:52:03Look, Teo,
00:52:03you are here
00:52:04wasting your talent.
00:52:05Leave it.
00:52:06Return to the newspaper
00:52:07that they put you to look for,
00:52:08I don't know, Bin Laden,
00:52:09something of your level.
00:52:10But I don't want to go
00:52:11to the editorial staff.
00:52:12I prefer to work here with you.
00:52:14Yeah, but not me.
00:52:16Can I be your secretary?
00:52:17What are you doing?
00:52:18Well, cleaning?
00:52:19I'll help you.
00:52:26That?
00:52:31My keys.
00:52:39Teo, leave it, please,
00:52:40I don't want you to help me.
00:52:41Hey?
00:52:42And don't throw away that newspaper
00:52:43which is today's.
00:52:44I also know how to cook
00:52:44and iron.
00:52:45And I was a ski instructor,
00:52:46I can teach you.
00:52:47Whatever,
00:52:47count on not coming back
00:52:48to make photocopies.
00:52:50Mauri,
00:52:50They stole my child!
00:52:51That?
00:52:52I turned around for a moment
00:52:53to remove the key
00:52:53and has disappeared.
00:52:54No!
00:52:55That is absurd.
00:52:56Who's going to...?
00:52:57No.
00:52:59What's happening?
00:53:00Do we negotiate or not?
00:53:02Under the garbage
00:53:03and I get to the bathroom,
00:53:03Okay?
00:53:06Or you give me back my son.
00:53:07in 30 seconds
00:53:08or I'll call the police.
00:53:09This is a kidnapping.
00:53:11Maury does the same
00:53:11that my dog,
00:53:12who has nightmares
00:53:13and Stockholm syndrome.
00:53:14Look,
00:53:14I am against it
00:53:15of what they have done
00:53:15These ladies,
00:53:16but you have to admit
00:53:17that you have focused badly
00:53:18this matter of the olive,
00:53:19Maury.
00:53:21Where is Ciquián?
00:53:22That you are worse than her.
00:53:23No,
00:53:23violence,
00:53:24No,
00:53:24that we are weakened people.
00:53:26Subscribe to my brother
00:53:27I'll take your eyes out!
00:53:29What do you want,
00:53:29the 30,000 euros?
00:53:30Well, I give them to you.
00:53:31No!
00:53:32Look,
00:53:32wait!
00:53:33Fuck,
00:53:34with the gay.
00:53:44See,
00:53:44in this house
00:53:45There is no negotiation with terrorists.
00:53:46Where is the check?
00:53:47There,
00:53:48it has to be on the table.
00:53:49Maury,
00:53:49I'm taking Antonio
00:53:50and I swear to you
00:53:50that you won't see him again
00:53:51until 18.
00:53:52Give it to us now,
00:53:52man,
00:53:53and you get out of trouble!
00:53:54But I swear to you
00:53:54that I have put it here!
00:53:57Teo.
00:53:57What a shame
00:53:58what some do
00:54:00for money!
00:54:01Have you caught
00:54:01a white envelope
00:54:02what was up here?
00:54:03Yeah,
00:54:03I threw it in the trash.
00:54:07Hey,
00:54:08where is my son?
00:54:12Hey,
00:54:12but what is this?
00:54:13A collective history
00:54:14of those?
00:54:14I am one of those who are
00:54:15out of the bag
00:54:15I disown,
00:54:16Hey?
00:54:17It's the check
00:54:17of the belt
00:54:18and feel the garbage.
00:54:19What are you doing?
00:54:20wasting time talking?
00:54:21Watch the gay
00:54:22that if they find it
00:54:23they take him away.
00:54:23No,
00:54:24if you think so
00:54:24I share it
00:54:24with my friends
00:54:25the child thieves.
00:54:26Maury's bags
00:54:26They are perfumed.
00:54:27Yeah,
00:54:28it smells here
00:54:28as to discriminate smells.
00:54:30Here is dinner
00:54:30that I made you yesterday.
00:54:32Didn't you like it?
00:54:33Yeah,
00:54:33Yeah,
00:54:33Yeah,
00:54:34It was very crowded.
00:54:38That?
00:54:38What are you doing that?
00:54:39Those doors are ours.
00:54:41He has already taken the trail,
00:54:42we asked to pick it up,
00:54:43man.
00:54:43It's about time!
00:54:44Let that go!
00:54:45No,
00:54:45No,
00:54:45give it to me,
00:54:45give it to me,
00:54:46give it to me.
00:54:46It seems to be there.
00:54:48Be careful,
00:54:49don't break yourself
00:54:50a nail.
00:54:51A three,
00:54:52mine.
00:54:53Oh,
00:54:54this,
00:54:54this,
00:54:54this,
00:54:54this,
00:54:55this,
00:54:55this.
00:54:55No,
00:54:55No,
00:54:55let's go,
00:54:56that these people
00:54:57is over there.
00:54:57Oh well,
00:54:58oh well,
00:54:58what are you doing?
00:55:00Nothing,
00:55:01sluts,
00:55:02that we have found
00:55:03the check.
00:55:04Well,
00:55:04the check is a piece of paper
00:55:05kitchen
00:55:05because it is a little bit
00:55:06that's disgusting.
00:55:07No problem,
00:55:08man,
00:55:09it is cleaned and strained.
00:55:10I would leave the gay man
00:55:11outside,
00:55:11that it's his fault
00:55:12I'm going to smell like fish
00:55:13a week.
00:55:13And a milk,
00:55:14or we share it
00:55:15or I'll tell you everything
00:55:16to the olive man,
00:55:17let's see how long it lasts
00:55:17the prize.
00:55:18Tranquillity,
00:55:19we share it
00:55:19in equal parts.
00:55:20Tomorrow we all go
00:55:21to collect it from the bank together.
00:55:22Maury,
00:55:22I already told you
00:55:23that with the neighbors
00:55:24no play.
00:55:24How strong yours,
00:55:25two months unemployed
00:55:26and you're already passing
00:55:27to the dark side.
00:55:27Well yes.
00:55:28Yeah.
00:55:28Well,
00:55:29what do I say
00:55:29that with joy
00:55:30of the moment
00:55:30we are going to pick up
00:55:31a bit,
00:55:31No?
00:55:32Ah,
00:55:33No?
00:55:33Well there they stay,
00:55:34when they grow legs
00:55:35let them go alone.
00:55:37Get the hell out of here.
00:55:44Six trips
00:55:44to the landfill
00:55:45loaded with garbage.
00:55:46I'm going to take a shower.
00:55:48Ah,
00:55:48remind me that tomorrow
00:55:49I bought one of those
00:55:49pine air fresheners
00:55:50for the car
00:55:51because...
00:55:52we have to talk.
00:55:54I think Jose
00:55:54he's fucking me
00:55:55purse money
00:55:56secretly.
00:55:57But by God,
00:55:57How can you think?
00:55:58that thing about the child?
00:55:59José Miguel
00:56:00is incapable
00:56:00to do such a thing.
00:56:01Besides,
00:56:02you are very absent-minded
00:56:03for money.
00:56:05Do you have any proof?
00:56:07Oh,
00:56:07sorry.
00:56:09Well,
00:56:10I've seen him rummaging
00:56:10in my bag
00:56:11take my card
00:56:12credit
00:56:13and when he returned
00:56:13I went to check
00:56:14the balance
00:56:14I was missing 300 euros.
00:56:17In the end,
00:56:17the typical paranoia
00:56:18of hysterical mother.
00:56:20Probably
00:56:20has no relation.
00:56:22Well,
00:56:22Isabel,
00:56:22then you have to talk
00:56:23with the.
00:56:24You are his mother
00:56:24for the good
00:56:25and for the not so good.
00:56:27And what do I tell him?
00:56:28I don't know how to argue.
00:56:29It's organic,
00:56:30it destabilizes me.
00:56:31Have you never thrown
00:56:32a scolding to your children?
00:56:33No,
00:56:33this is how they turned out.
00:56:35We're leaving,
00:56:36what have we agreed on?
00:56:37José Miguel,
00:56:37sit down.
00:56:38Your mother wants to talk to you.
00:56:39Well,
00:56:39but quickly,
00:56:40that we are short on time.
00:56:41Dad,
00:56:42Do you want to talk to me too?
00:56:43No,
00:56:43son,
00:56:43you don't,
00:56:43you can go.
00:56:44Well,
00:56:44I'll wait for you downstairs.
00:56:47What's happening?
00:56:56Your father has something
00:56:57what to tell you.
00:56:58No,
00:56:58Isabel,
00:56:58you have to tell him.
00:56:59No,
00:56:59I can't.
00:57:00Let's see,
00:57:01we agree.
00:57:02José Miguel,
00:57:02Have you taken money from him?
00:57:03to your mother's purse?
00:57:04I don't.
00:57:05He saw you
00:57:05taking your card
00:57:06of credit.
00:57:07Ah,
00:57:07the card?
00:57:09Fuck,
00:57:09It's like you said money.
00:57:10José Miguel,
00:57:11don't beat around the bush.
00:57:11But what partridge?
00:57:12What are you saying?
00:57:13But what do you want for?
00:57:14300 euros?
00:57:15What have I told you?
00:57:15of drugs?
00:57:16But dad,
00:57:17which were for a good cause.
00:57:18I bet on a fight
00:57:19boxing.
00:57:20Ah,
00:57:20Is that a good cause?
00:57:21Well, you're grounded.
00:57:22And right now
00:57:22you give him back the money
00:57:23to your mother.
00:57:24Let's see,
00:57:24dad,
00:57:24do you listen?
00:57:25I have bet.
00:57:27I can't until tomorrow.
00:57:28Shhh,
00:57:28Well,
00:57:29there is no hurry.
00:57:30Whenever you can.
00:57:31Let's see,
00:57:31dear.
00:57:32To your room right now.
00:57:33No, you don't,
00:57:34the child.
00:57:35Oh,
00:57:35you do this to me.
00:57:36Don't you realize?
00:57:37that you can't go like this
00:57:38for life,
00:57:38José Miguel?
00:57:39Before the money
00:57:40is your dignity
00:57:41as a person.
00:57:41Oh,
00:57:42Yeah,
00:57:42look who he went to talk to.
00:57:43Those who are killing themselves
00:57:44for a prize
00:57:44of some olives.
00:57:47You
00:57:47you are my references
00:57:48and I am a child.
00:57:49What do you want?
00:57:52Good,
00:57:53you're right.
00:57:54What am I going to tell him?
00:57:55It is better to keep quiet.
00:57:57Children are always right.
00:57:59They are like
00:57:59George Bushes,
00:58:01little ones.
00:58:09The one on the poster
00:58:10It's very good,
00:58:10Hey?
00:58:11Okay,
00:58:12Well, when we get paid
00:58:12you invite her to the hairdresser
00:58:13because what roots
00:58:15my cousin has.
00:58:16Come on,
00:58:16Puma,
00:58:17sing something to yourself.
00:58:18What do you get?
00:58:18you the first slap.
00:58:20Puma,
00:58:21you attend,
00:58:21take out combinations,
00:58:23keep your distance
00:58:24and if you see that the thing
00:58:25it gets complicated,
00:58:26they kick the balls.
00:58:28That is illegal,
00:58:28No?
00:58:29Yeah,
00:58:29they disqualify you,
00:58:30but he gets out of here alive.
00:58:32But wasn't this beneficial?
00:58:33Yes, yes,
00:58:34if it is not,
00:58:34but come on,
00:58:35be careful
00:58:36and put a little bit
00:58:37of accent
00:58:37that is supposed
00:58:38that you are Mexican.
00:58:41Come on,
00:58:41come on,
00:58:42champion,
00:58:42take out!
00:58:43Give him what's his,
00:58:44Yeah!
00:58:44Let's see how long it lasts.
00:58:50Well,
00:58:51we started well.
00:58:53Come on,
00:58:53champion,
00:58:53no problem.
00:58:55Where do you get paid here?
00:58:56To get a place.
00:58:58Oh,
00:58:58take the air out of him,
00:58:59Pussy!
00:59:00Come on!
00:59:03You see?
00:59:03This is what I call
00:59:04the typical shitty afternoon.
00:59:06Accompany your girlfriend shopping,
00:59:07to hold the clothes
00:59:07and to say yes,
00:59:08that you look very pretty.
00:59:09No,
00:59:09clear,
00:59:09is that your plan to go to the movies
00:59:10It was the height of originality
00:59:11and romanticism.
00:59:13At least now
00:59:13I would leave you at home,
00:59:14we would give each other a little bit
00:59:15the lot on the landing
00:59:15and so happy.
00:59:16Instead,
00:59:17we would start to see
00:59:17a movie
00:59:18with the blanket on top
00:59:19and...
00:59:20And you will fall asleep
00:59:21snoring with his mouth open.
00:59:22I don't snore?
00:59:23No.
00:59:28My children,
00:59:29Dad and I know
00:59:30that you are in crisis,
00:59:31but nothing happens.
00:59:32You are going to do it
00:59:33the Camino de Santiago together
00:59:34to meet again
00:59:35love and passion.
00:59:37Sorry?
00:59:37Behold,
00:59:39Romanesque churches,
00:59:40unique monuments,
00:59:42places of interest
00:59:43tourist and cultural...
00:59:44Snow, Snow,
00:59:45I thank you,
00:59:45but it's that to me
00:59:46that thing about pedaling
00:59:46like what...
00:59:48Here you have a thousand euros
00:59:49for diets.
00:59:51Well,
00:59:51Well, I believe
00:59:52that's nice, huh?
00:59:52No no,
00:59:53and you meet people,
00:59:54but it has to be done
00:59:55by bicycle.
00:59:55Hey,
00:59:56that I did it to myself
00:59:57nine years ago
00:59:58with some nuns
00:59:59my friends.
01:00:00We arrived at a port
01:00:00second-class.
01:00:01A fan was formed,
01:00:03I started.
01:00:04About anguish
01:00:04It lasted me 500 meters,
01:00:06but in the end
01:00:06I left her behind.
01:00:08I arrived two days early
01:00:09ahead of Santiago.
01:00:10Of course they do
01:00:10they stopped to pray
01:00:11and that delays.
01:00:12Well,
01:00:12So let's do it
01:00:13the suitcases, right?
01:00:14It's going to be okay in the end.
01:00:15this thing of being in crisis.
01:00:18Andrew,
01:00:18I love having a family.
01:00:21Is there anything more beautiful?
01:00:22to face
01:00:23problems together?
01:00:24Look,
01:00:25talking about problems,
01:00:26now that we go
01:00:27to be left alone,
01:00:29probably
01:00:29we could already...
01:00:31You see?
01:00:32If you tell me so
01:00:33and I already see it dirty.
01:00:35But...
01:00:39Dodge it, damn it,
01:00:40dodge.
01:00:41Go there, go there.
01:00:42You do not give,
01:00:43that is what he receives.
01:00:45Come on,
01:00:46to collect.
01:00:47Wait, wait,
01:00:48wait,
01:00:48that rises.
01:00:49What are you doing?
01:00:52Let's see,
01:00:52I have another good.
01:00:53Sure?
01:00:54Good.
01:00:56Hey,
01:00:56It takes a round, huh?
01:00:58Come on,
01:00:58Yeah,
01:00:59come on.
01:00:59Uba,
01:01:00children,
01:01:00come.
01:01:01Fuck,
01:01:02what the fuck is that, right?
01:01:03This is certainly beneficial.
01:01:04Listen,
01:01:05if he throws you again,
01:01:06that he's going to throw at you,
01:01:07don't get up anymore.
01:01:08If it has already been remembered
01:01:09for the children of Rwanda,
01:01:10you have already fulfilled,
01:01:11getting up is silly.
01:01:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:15Well, I don't know,
01:01:16now I see it.
01:01:16It's the first fight,
01:01:17there is no need to force it either.
01:01:18You did very well,
01:01:20we admire you very much.
01:01:21Yes, yes, yes.
01:01:22Look,
01:01:22I'm going to do one thing,
01:01:23I throw in the towel
01:01:24and that's it.
01:01:24No, no, no, no, no, no,
01:01:25no.
01:01:26I'm fine,
01:01:26I endure.
01:01:27Ubra,
01:01:27yes.
01:01:32I'm just starting out
01:01:32to feel a little guilty.
01:01:34The one on the poster
01:01:35it's very good.
01:01:38Come on,
01:01:39Puma,
01:01:39go there,
01:01:39that you already have it.
01:01:47Hello,
01:01:48how are you?
01:01:49Sit down,
01:01:49I have two minutes left,
01:01:50make yourself comfortable.
01:01:50Look,
01:01:51there are the magazines,
01:01:52the movies,
01:01:52the anticlopedia.
01:01:55It was a joke,
01:01:56It's like they always say
01:01:57that women
01:01:57It took us a long time to get ready.
01:02:00Well,
01:02:00nothing,
01:02:00that if I explain it,
01:02:02loses.
01:02:02Now come.
01:02:04No, no, no,
01:02:04wait, wait,
01:02:05wait, wait.
01:02:07What is this?
01:02:09Teleboss,
01:02:09home delivery.
01:02:11Yeah,
01:02:12now we're leaving.
01:02:13Very good.
01:02:18It's up to the theater, isn't it?
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:20And what are you going to see?
01:02:21The knights
01:02:22Do you prefer them blondes?
01:02:23Uh, no,
01:02:24Hamlet.
01:02:24It is a new proposal
01:02:26from a French director,
01:02:27a little Freudian.
01:02:29Everyone comes out naked
01:02:30and Hamlet
01:02:31sodomizes him
01:02:32the ghost of the father.
01:02:34In Paris
01:02:34has been very successful.
01:02:36It's a can, huh?
01:02:36The fact that?
01:02:37No, it's Lucia,
01:02:37which is from a boat,
01:02:38that is dyed.
01:02:39Look at the eyebrows.
01:02:40Or else,
01:02:41you stroke her hair a little
01:02:42and you open the root,
01:02:42you'll see.
01:02:43How about at the supermarket?
01:02:44Are you comfortable,
01:02:45at ease?
01:02:46No, no, no,
01:02:46is that in Spain
01:02:50with a condom.
01:02:50I have never dyed my hair.
01:02:52Look, do you like it?
01:02:53Uh, yeah.
01:02:55Shiny, silky...
01:02:57So why do you go out?
01:02:57with her and not with me?
01:02:58Don't be angry.
01:03:00Lucia is a girl
01:03:01intelligent,
01:03:02very attractive.
01:03:02And what about me?
01:03:03Well, I don't know,
01:03:04you are very nice.
01:03:05No no,
01:03:06I'm fed up
01:03:06of being the nice one.
01:03:07The nice ones
01:03:08they don't eat a donut.
01:03:09I'm going to dye my hair, okay?
01:03:10I'm going to dye my hair.
01:03:10Look,
01:03:11better tell her I'm waiting for her
01:03:12in the car.
01:03:13Hey, and in bed
01:03:13there's no point of comparison, huh?
01:03:14That I have done rhythmic gymnastics,
01:03:15I have the muscles
01:03:16of the super developed vagina.
01:03:18Well, I'm ready now.
01:03:19Ah, Pelén, how are you?
01:03:21Well here,
01:03:22sucking up to him
01:03:23a little to the boss.
01:03:24Come on, little cakes,
01:03:25hurry up
01:03:26that you come to be
01:03:26and to the theater.
01:03:27No, let's go instead.
01:03:28to see a friend
01:03:28which debuts today.
01:03:29What is it, Hector?
01:03:30No, they're going to beat his face up,
01:03:31oh well,
01:03:32he is excited for you to see him.
01:03:33I'll tell you on the way.
01:03:36Crepe.
01:03:37Ambitious.
01:03:37Oh, Pelén,
01:03:38put your leg on me and let go.
01:03:39What are you saying?
01:03:40What's happening?
01:03:41Don't you watch soap operas?
01:03:42That everything has to be explained to you.
01:03:43Pelén,
01:03:44The important thing is not to win,
01:03:45is to participate.
01:03:46And you carry tensions!
01:03:48How much are you, Hector?
01:03:49I'm already tired.
01:03:50of being the ugly duckling.
01:03:51Now I'm the duckling
01:03:52finished.
01:03:59Five,
01:03:59six,
01:04:02seven,
01:04:03eight,
01:04:05nine.
01:04:06But this one is stupid.
01:04:07Log!
01:04:13I'm fine.
01:04:15Are you sure it's okay?
01:04:16I'm fine,
01:04:16Yeah,
01:04:17I'm fine.
01:04:18With the children of Rwanda.
01:04:23Hey, Roberto,
01:04:25that I'm here!
01:04:26Come here!
01:04:28Puma!
01:04:28Come on.
01:04:30Come on,
01:04:30very good.
01:04:31How are you?
01:04:31Daddy!
01:04:32Hey?
01:04:32Very good,
01:04:33very good.
01:04:33Come on.
01:04:33Very good.
01:04:36I have tired him out.
01:04:37You can tell, right?
01:04:38Hey?
01:04:39Roberto,
01:04:39are you OK?
01:04:40Do you want me to bring you?
01:04:40a hot dog or something?
01:04:41No,
01:04:42I'm fine.
01:04:43I'm fine.
01:04:46Look,
01:04:46Lucia has come.
01:04:48Lucia!
01:04:49Hey,
01:04:50heh,
01:04:50heh,
01:04:50heh,
01:04:50come on!
01:04:53But who is that guy?
01:04:54Well one,
01:04:55you focus.
01:04:56But what happened to him?
01:04:57the arm by the shoulder?
01:04:59Let's go,
01:05:00fuck me.
01:05:01What do I kill him for?
01:05:01Hey?
01:05:02What do I kill him for?
01:05:02Yes, yes,
01:05:03don't worry.
01:05:03Hey?
01:05:04Hey?
01:05:04Listen you,
01:05:05as soon as the bell rings,
01:05:07to the ground,
01:05:07that you will have later
01:05:08to turn it back on
01:05:09to add and arrest.
01:05:10And that's very heavy.
01:05:11Host,
01:05:12he is the handsome face.
01:05:14Come on,
01:05:14come on,
01:05:15smokes.
01:05:15Come on,
01:05:16come on,
01:05:16come on.
01:05:17Come on,
01:05:17come.
01:05:20Again.
01:05:21You!
01:05:28But what does it do?
01:05:28Careful,
01:05:29careful,
01:05:29man,
01:05:30that this kid lives off of that.
01:05:31And what did you tell him?
01:05:34And you go, he'll cheer up,
01:05:35Have you seen Rocky?
01:05:36But I was told
01:05:37to whoever came.
01:05:42Mother,
01:05:42the one who put it in
01:05:43in a moment.
01:05:44Get up,
01:05:45gets up.
01:05:45One,
01:05:46gets up.
01:05:46Two,
01:05:47three,
01:05:49four,
01:05:50five,
01:05:51six,
01:05:53seven,
01:05:54eight,
01:05:56nine.
01:05:57There it flies,
01:05:58he is cute.
01:05:59Already?
01:05:59Already?
01:06:00Yeah?
01:06:04I have won,
01:06:05Lucia!
01:06:06I won!
01:06:07I won!
01:06:09And that was the boyfriend?
01:06:11Yeah,
01:06:11Yeah,
01:06:12a nonsense
01:06:13four years old,
01:06:15but come on,
01:06:16that nothing.
01:06:17How are you,
01:06:17uncle?
01:06:18What's happening?
01:06:19Do you make us happy?
01:06:20Yeah,
01:06:20Yeah,
01:06:20Yeah,
01:06:21is that they have been
01:06:22many strong emotions.
01:06:23Don Federico,
01:06:27that some people are coming
01:06:28to cash a check
01:06:28in pretty bad condition.
01:06:30I have told them
01:06:30that we cannot pay it to you,
01:06:32but they insist on talking to you.
01:06:33Are you a bank customer?
01:06:34Federico!
01:06:36Federico!
01:06:38You go,
01:06:38that my friend is sure
01:06:39who pays us.
01:06:40These are my neighbors,
01:06:41Juan,
01:06:42Andrew,
01:06:43Mauri,
01:06:44the bad one,
01:06:45the herbs,
01:06:46shell that is almost a sister.
01:06:48Mauri is gay.
01:06:49Do you want to open an account?
01:06:51No!
01:06:51No, no, no!
01:06:52No, it's Friday.
01:06:52and the line is very saturated.
01:06:55Better online, huh?
01:06:56It's that the check
01:06:57has suffered an accident,
01:06:58something fell on him
01:06:58and it has become stained.
01:06:59Mustard or Roquefort sauce,
01:07:00we don't know for sure.
01:07:01But come on,
01:07:02it reads perfectly.
01:07:03We prefer small bills
01:07:04that must be shared.
01:07:05How is it read perfectly?
01:07:07If you can't even see the amount.
01:07:08We tell you,
01:07:1030,000 euros.
01:07:10The olive tree.
01:07:12Aren't you going to watch TV?
01:07:13Yeah,
01:07:13if I would pay him,
01:07:14delighted,
01:07:15but the machine
01:07:15he's not going to read it.
01:07:16Better go to the payer
01:07:17and extend the new to them.
01:07:19But if the payer
01:07:20It's you, sausage.
01:07:21Don't worry,
01:07:22I'm going back to the supermarket
01:07:23and give me a new one.
01:07:24No, no, no, no.
01:07:25We're all going with you.
01:07:26Don't get lost,
01:07:27which is bearer.
01:07:31Goodbye, goodbye, good morning, goodbye.
01:07:33You've disappointed me, Federico.
01:07:35I'm about to cancel my account.
01:07:37Oh, I don't know how sorry I am.
01:07:39Okay, sign here,
01:07:40here and here.
01:07:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:43I'll give you another chance.
01:07:44for our friendship
01:07:45that it's been many years.
01:07:47Yes, many, many.
01:07:50My house, Peche, right?
01:07:54Look, I really
01:07:55that invites reflection, eh?
01:07:56I would like to open
01:07:56a space for dialogue.
01:07:57No, I'm leaving, that's it.
01:07:58That is not necessary.
01:07:59But if it is that Belén
01:08:00Bill's club is being made,
01:08:01but she's a good girl.
01:08:02I don't cry at all.
01:08:03when he died
01:08:04Heidi's grandfather.
01:08:05Did Heidi's grandfather die?
01:08:06Of course,
01:08:07when Clarita fell
01:08:08with the wheelchair.
01:08:09He launched himself
01:08:10and gave his life to save her.
01:08:11No, in Heidi
01:08:12no one dies.
01:08:13Of course not,
01:08:13and the dog what?
01:08:14If Niebla was run over
01:08:15a skier
01:08:16doing an off-piste.
01:08:17There in that series
01:08:18They all fell like flies.
01:08:19The only one who was saved
01:08:20it was the monkey.
01:08:21What monkey?
01:08:21If that's Marco's.
01:08:22Of course, the one who took care
01:08:23Heidi's sheep.
01:08:24Pedro, that was his name.
01:08:25Pedro was the friend
01:08:26of the Maya the Bee,
01:08:27the one with the smoky eyes.
01:08:28Well, whatever,
01:08:29that I'm leaving.
01:08:30Belén, you have to give me back.
01:08:31the rent money, huh?
01:08:32Well, you see,
01:08:33If I have been given the olive,
01:08:34I have 3,000 euros.
01:08:35Belén, reconsider
01:08:36that between Lola and me
01:08:37there is nothing.
01:08:37It was just one night
01:08:38in a crazy way
01:08:39that there is half a police force,
01:08:39nothing else.
01:08:40It doesn't matter,
01:08:40no explanations?
01:08:42Surely there isn't
01:08:42nothing between you.
01:08:43Sure?
01:08:45Well, I don't care.
01:08:46Today I am bad,
01:08:47I'm bad,
01:08:47get out of here.
01:08:48Out of hate.
01:08:50But Bethlehem,
01:08:50you're bad, huh?
01:08:51You have a problem
01:08:52thyroid or something, huh?
01:08:53Well yes,
01:08:53but today I'm going to collect
01:08:553,000 euros
01:08:55and I'm going on vacation
01:08:56to Venice,
01:08:57where I'm going to meet
01:08:58to the son of a Yankee magnate
01:08:59the one I'm going to marry
01:09:00and I'm going to go live
01:09:01to his ranch in Texas
01:09:02and I'm going to kick Bush out
01:09:03to screw you all.
01:09:04You,
01:09:05you're going to end up alone
01:09:06with a bow
01:09:07and ten cats
01:09:07collecting garbage
01:09:08and one day
01:09:09you're going to be electrocuted
01:09:09with the vibrator
01:09:10and two months later
01:09:11they will find you
01:09:11the neighbors
01:09:12with the body
01:09:13half eaten
01:09:13for the cats.
01:09:14Well, well,
01:09:15Well, they're going to throw you out.
01:09:15of the goal
01:09:16and you're going to end up
01:09:16on the street
01:09:17playing the lame
01:09:18at traffic lights
01:09:19and cleaning for breezes
01:09:19and pushing your father
01:09:20in a shopping cart
01:09:22and searching in the trash
01:09:23something to eat.
01:09:24Well no,
01:09:24because my father
01:09:24he is a friend of the nuns
01:09:25and they let him repeat the dessert.
01:09:26Well,
01:09:27your life is much worse
01:09:29than mine.
01:09:29Whatever you want,
01:09:30but the monkey in the middle
01:09:31appeared in Heidi.
01:09:34Do you realize?
01:09:34that this
01:09:35It is the typical situation
01:09:37in which we ended the?
01:09:38Emilio?
01:09:39What does this one want?
01:09:40What do you want?
01:09:40What do you care?
01:09:42Look, darling,
01:09:43I've been thinking about it
01:09:43and you are absolutely right.
01:09:44If it is that
01:09:45we have discussed
01:09:45for a silly thing.
01:09:47We're going back.
01:09:48And it is that also
01:09:48that we cannot leave
01:09:50that a keychain
01:09:50with the intern
01:09:51end our relationship,
01:09:52right?
01:09:52Of course not.
01:09:56But what do they see in him?
01:09:57If he is a doorman
01:09:58from the heap,
01:09:59one from under the pile.
01:10:01Nativity scene,
01:10:01I have something,
01:10:01I have a gift.
01:10:02I'm sorry,
01:10:03but if you can't stand it
01:10:04that your ex is with someone else,
01:10:05it's not my problem.
01:10:07I don't know,
01:10:07go to the psychologist,
01:10:08travels.
01:10:09Yes, yes, yes,
01:10:09if he told me
01:10:10that he was going to go to Venice
01:10:11to marry Bush
01:10:12or I don't know what he told me.
01:10:13See how good it is?
01:10:14Come on.
01:10:15Well,
01:10:16Well, he has cheated on you
01:10:17with my roommate.
01:10:19But what a liar,
01:10:20but she lives alone.
01:10:21The poor thing.
01:10:28Yeah.
01:10:30Nativity scene,
01:10:31may I know where you are?
01:10:32They're going to kick you out.
01:10:33Yes,
01:10:33I'm coming,
01:10:34I'm coming.
01:10:35Now about the supermarket,
01:10:36they're going to shit themselves.
01:10:40Mr. Montero,
01:10:41Mauricio.
01:10:42What's up?
01:10:42How are you?
01:10:43I'm finishing you off right now.
01:10:44to send a copy
01:10:45from your photo
01:10:45with the olive man.
01:10:47Very good,
01:10:47I put a frame on it.
01:10:48And if I have come
01:10:49for another thing,
01:10:50I had a little problem
01:10:50with the check.
01:10:51Make him a new one,
01:10:52is that they don't take it
01:10:53at the bank,
01:10:53does not go through the machine.
01:10:54It's my family,
01:10:55that as the check
01:10:55there is the bearer,
01:10:56because they have insisted
01:10:57to accompany me.
01:10:58It's that this neighborhood
01:10:58It's dangerous, huh?
01:11:00Well,
01:11:00Can you make it new?
01:11:01the check, right?
01:11:03Come on,
01:11:03I say it because of the image
01:11:04from the supermarket to me.
01:11:06No problem.
01:11:08I'm going to my office
01:11:09and I'll make you another one.
01:11:10Hey,
01:11:10out of curiosity,
01:11:11what have you done to him?
01:11:12The grandmother,
01:11:13who took it away
01:11:13to show off
01:11:14to the retirement home.
01:11:15And how is the carrier,
01:11:16Well, a mess was created
01:11:17that the droppers
01:11:18and the tacatacas
01:11:19they flew,
01:11:19what for what?
01:11:20It's that they give us
01:11:20very little pension.
01:11:23Wait here,
01:11:23I'll be right back.
01:11:24Thank you.
01:11:25Lucia,
01:11:25will you join me?
01:11:27These two are having a relationship.
01:11:29Have you seen
01:11:30how did they look at each other?
01:11:31Please,
01:11:31shell,
01:11:32gossip
01:11:33on the way out,
01:11:34what we are playing for
01:11:34a lot of money.
01:11:36Man,
01:11:38I was going to tell you
01:11:38that we were
01:11:39to the movies tonight,
01:11:40but later
01:11:41having gone
01:11:41to a fight
01:11:42boxing
01:11:42on the first date,
01:11:44like the bar
01:11:44is very high.
01:11:45No, no, no,
01:11:45It doesn't matter,
01:11:46you propose,
01:11:47I also like it
01:11:48do normal things
01:11:48as a couple.
01:11:49Man!
01:11:50If you are here
01:11:51the happy couple.
01:11:52Nativity scene,
01:11:53you're a little late,
01:11:54No?
01:11:54I don't give a damn.
01:11:55And do you know why?
01:11:56Because I'm saying goodbye,
01:11:57it doesn't make me
01:11:57not a fucking thing
01:11:58This work is missing.
01:11:59Now I have money.
01:12:00And Bethlehem?
01:12:01Ah,
01:12:01and the dead fly
01:12:02this one that you like so much,
01:12:03has been taking you
01:12:04hair just like mine.
01:12:05We have taken them
01:12:06to our neighbors
01:12:07the olive-throwing thing
01:12:08and now we're leaving
01:12:09to collect our share.
01:12:11You don't know
01:12:11that you can't trust
01:12:12of the blondes.
01:12:14What neighbors?
01:12:15Those?
01:12:19Yeah.
01:12:20And from here?
01:12:21Look,
01:12:22it suits me very well
01:12:22know that
01:12:23because they had been loaded
01:12:25the check
01:12:25and was about to
01:12:26to give them a new one.
01:12:28Ah,
01:12:29No,
01:12:29I'll explain to you,
01:12:30I have
01:12:30some psychotic disorders
01:12:32and I'm taking medication...
01:12:32Yes, yes,
01:12:33is that you didn't have
01:12:33that having hired her,
01:12:34He copied me on the psychotechnical test.
01:12:36Are you taking too long?
01:12:37Is there a problem?
01:12:37No,
01:12:38No,
01:12:38there is no problem.
01:12:41But what does it do?
01:12:42Well,
01:12:43let them explain it to him
01:12:44your neighbors
01:12:45and you're fired.
01:12:48But in a good way,
01:12:49Hey?
01:12:49I'll pick you up at nine.
01:12:52Well,
01:12:53Can you give us an explanation?
01:12:54consistent right now
01:12:55or we start throwing you
01:12:56bottles of bleach?
01:12:58If it is my life
01:12:58it's shit,
01:12:59I'm not even good at being bad.
01:13:01Poor thing,
01:13:02slut
01:13:03and silly.
01:13:05Dear,
01:13:06I'm going to snort
01:13:07glue
01:13:07to the stationery store,
01:13:08I'll be right back.
01:13:09Bea,
01:13:14when you take things out
01:13:15out of joint
01:13:15you enter into a dynamic
01:13:16mental that is not.
01:13:17To the neighbors
01:13:18they have gone
01:13:18a little bit of the hand.
01:13:19They are little grazes
01:13:20of coexistence.
01:13:21It's normal
01:13:21when you live in a community.
01:13:22Oh, sure,
01:13:23that your child is kidnapped
01:13:24for a supermarket prize
01:13:25It's normal.
01:13:26It's like when you are occupied
01:13:26the clothesline.
01:13:27As you can see
01:13:28that you're busy
01:13:28with a lawyer,
01:13:29what a way to give it
01:13:30the return to everything.
01:13:31Look,
01:13:31Mauri,
01:13:31no problem.
01:13:32Rosa is back
01:13:32of the angels.
01:13:33I'm going back with her
01:13:33and whenever you want
01:13:34you come to see us
01:13:34and that's it.
01:13:35But why has he come back?
01:13:36If now there is Michael Jackson,
01:13:37that's like Disney World
01:13:38of the lawyers.
01:13:39Mauri,
01:13:39Why don't you sell this apartment?
01:13:40and we bought the teas
01:13:41a small cottage in the countryside?
01:13:42No,
01:13:43There are bugs in the field
01:13:44and things sound.
01:13:45Besides,
01:13:46Rosa could find out alive
01:13:47without anyone noticing.
01:13:48They can't do anything to me here.
01:13:49so you know
01:13:50the ones in front.
01:13:51Of course!
01:13:52Here we are like
01:13:53a big family.
01:13:54Thank you,
01:13:55Vicenta,
01:13:55go to bingo.
01:13:56No!
01:13:57It's just that today is my turn
01:13:58afternoon shift
01:13:58in the yard.
01:14:00Mauri,
01:14:00look,
01:14:01I'm leaving.
01:14:05That's it,
01:14:06we have it,
01:14:07we have it,
01:14:07we have the gays.
01:14:08Well,
01:14:09I'd better stay
01:14:09a little while,
01:14:10Hey?
01:14:10Teo,
01:14:10I told you to leave it
01:14:11and it is not necessary.
01:14:12No,
01:14:13I want to show you
01:14:13what I'm worth.
01:14:15Look at these photos,
01:14:15they are kissing.
01:14:17I have called them
01:14:17and I have blackmailed them
01:14:18or they grant us an interview
01:14:19or we publish the photos.
01:14:21Ah,
01:14:21and I have met them
01:14:21in five minutes.
01:14:22Where?
01:14:23You will not have
01:14:23stayed here again,
01:14:24TRUE?
01:14:24Mauri,
01:14:25please,
01:14:25that I'm not new.
01:14:26I know it's a
01:14:26secret investigation,
01:14:28I've stayed at the door.
01:14:30Oh,
01:14:31who will it be?
01:14:34Shit!
01:14:35They followed me.
01:14:36Fast,
01:14:36hide
01:14:36and don't associate me with you.
01:14:37Quitanda,
01:14:38remove.
01:14:39Mauri,
01:14:40you are surpassing yourself,
01:14:40we're going to have to ask
01:14:41a restraining order.
01:14:43But you know each other,
01:14:44so you too
01:14:44you are involved in this.
01:14:45Go into the bedroom
01:14:46and don't go out.
01:14:46Look,
01:14:47let's settle this matter
01:14:48at once,
01:14:48Hey?
01:14:48This kid has been here for three days
01:14:49following us.
01:14:50It's a lie,
01:14:51It's a bluff,
01:14:51they have not been able to realize.
01:14:52Ah,
01:14:52take,
01:14:53the mobile phone,
01:14:53that you dropped
01:14:54while you were not following
01:14:54jogging.
01:14:55Thank you,
01:14:55Nobody has called me,
01:14:56TRUE?
01:14:57Your mother has called you
01:14:58thrice
01:14:58who is very worried
01:14:59that you call her.
01:15:00Okay,
01:15:00I wanted to know
01:15:01when you were getting married,
01:15:02but to give you the gift
01:15:03I have hired
01:15:04a gospel choir
01:15:05and I don't know where to send it.
01:15:06Well, get your money back.
01:15:07because we are already married.
01:15:09That?
01:15:09Yeah,
01:15:09it just can't be.
01:15:10Yeah,
01:15:10we are already married.
01:15:11Don't worry
01:15:12that we have saved for you
01:15:12the bouquet of flowers.
01:15:13Well,
01:15:14Well, I'm in a marriage
01:15:15I'm not getting involved anymore.
01:15:16But then
01:15:17you are gay too.
01:15:18Teo,
01:15:19dear,
01:15:19Come, I'll prepare it for you
01:15:20a chocolate,
01:15:21Hey?
01:15:21Well, nothing,
01:15:22may you be very happy
01:15:23and above all
01:15:25that you have not been mistaken.
01:15:28Come on,
01:15:28that if you get divorced
01:15:29you know where I am.
01:15:30Do you want to fit in?
01:15:30and honeymoon scapegoat?
01:15:31No.
01:15:34Hey,
01:15:35and you and me
01:15:35when did we get married?
01:15:37Because the same
01:15:37I just haven't been paying attention.
01:15:39It's the only way
01:15:39that Mauri
01:15:40leave us alone,
01:15:40without changing cities
01:15:41nor do we have surgery.
01:15:43I mean,
01:15:44that it was a lie.
01:15:45You are not married.
01:15:47Fuck the plan.
01:15:48But you weren't
01:15:49looking out over the yard.
01:15:50Yeah,
01:15:50but Valentin
01:15:51controls the door.
01:15:54Are you passing?
01:15:54if you tell me
01:15:55or do I give my version?
01:15:57Pass me.
01:15:58I mean,
01:15:59that you didn't go there
01:16:00to support me,
01:16:00but let's see how
01:16:01they crushed me
01:16:02and to make money.
01:16:02Well,
01:16:03one thing led to another,
01:16:04They were inseparable concepts.
01:16:06Roberto,
01:16:06we did it with our
01:16:07best intention.
01:16:08Which?
01:16:08Make money?
01:16:09Okay,
01:16:09maybe it's not the best,
01:16:10but it is good.
01:16:11But what kind of friends
01:16:12I am you.
01:16:12Oh,
01:16:13I love it.
01:16:14People do stupid things
01:16:15when you have no money.
01:16:16Well,
01:16:16and when you have it too.
01:16:18Hey,
01:16:18losers,
01:16:19look what I bought
01:16:20thanks to the Puma of Cancun.
01:16:25But what a bastard,
01:16:26But how did you buy this?
01:16:27Well,
01:16:28I already bet my 300 euros
01:16:29by Roberto
01:16:29and it seems that it was
01:16:30the only one who did it.
01:16:32You see?
01:16:33This is a colleague.
01:16:35I love you, man.
01:16:38Well,
01:16:39don't be a softy either,
01:16:41that I love you too.
01:16:43Why me?
01:16:44Doesn't anyone love me like that?
01:16:45I love you too.
01:16:46Let's go to the golf club.
01:16:47Mariano,
01:16:47that doesn't work.
01:16:48You see?
01:16:49With that character
01:16:49like no.
01:16:50Hey,
01:16:51Does dad know about this?
01:16:51Because he's going to get angry
01:16:52and they are displeasures
01:16:53whether you like it or not,
01:16:54they are accumulating.
01:16:55Wow,
01:16:56save this for me
01:16:56good in goal
01:16:57and dad doesn't even notice.
01:16:59José Miguel,
01:16:59may I know what this is?
01:17:01It's a motorcycle, Juan,
01:17:02don't worry us.
01:17:03Mother,
01:17:04take,
01:17:04your money.
01:17:05AND,
01:17:06sorry,
01:17:06Hey?
01:17:07And take,
01:17:08so that you buy her something nice
01:17:09that never has any details.
01:17:11José Miguel,
01:17:11you are 12 years old,
01:17:12you can't drive a moped.
01:17:13Get down from there right now.
01:17:14But if it's not a moped,
01:17:16is 125,
01:17:17look how he usually does.
01:17:18Let me see how it goes
01:17:19and then we'll see.
01:17:21Come on.
01:17:22Hey,
01:17:22Let it be known that I am a defender
01:17:23of the motorcycle,
01:17:24It is the solution to traffic
01:17:25of this,
01:17:25our city.
01:17:26Juan,
01:17:26that you have to be careful.
01:17:27Pretty,
01:17:28Hey?
01:17:29The modern line.
01:17:30Let's see,
01:17:31teach me how to pull it out,
01:17:33I don't understand this one.
01:17:34Okay.
01:17:35Hey,
01:17:36you turn the key.
01:17:37The key.
01:17:38You hit the brakes.
01:17:38Yes indeed.
01:17:39And you press the button.
01:17:43Okay.
01:17:49Ah!
01:17:50Juan!
01:17:51Wow!
01:17:52If this was seen from me.
01:17:54Damn, dad,
01:17:54but be more careful.
01:17:55This is going on a lot, huh?
01:17:57It has risen on me.
01:17:58But what are you going to get up?
01:17:59You've run over the curb.
01:18:00No, no, no, no, no,
01:18:00don't take off my helmet,
01:18:02that I may have injuries.
01:18:03No no,
01:18:03that's from before,
01:18:04it's not the fall's fault.
01:18:05Oh,
01:18:06Juan,
01:18:06But how did you put on your pants?
01:18:08And you're no longer up to this kind of thing.
01:18:11Dad,
01:18:11takes you to the emergency room.
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