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La investigación policial del atropello de Paloma avanza satisfactoriamente para Juan, pero Isabel está cada vez más preocupada. Belén, avalada por su madre, está a punto de conseguir la hipoteca, pero teme no pasar la prueba de esfuerzo del examen médico para el seguro de vida. Marisa y Vicenta también acuden al médico a hacerse un chequeo y es Vicenta la que tiene un problema y va a tener que operarse. Para relajarse, pide una infusión a Isabel. Lucía ya no sabe qué hacer para atraer a Yago y, cuando él se presenta en su casa y le dice que le ha echado la novia, le sugiere que se quede a vivir con ella.

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00:00:00Attention, the meetings are about to begin.

00:00:28Property owners are reminded that throwing objects at the president carries a fine, which will be reflected in their monthly fee.

00:00:36Thank you and may God give you luck.

00:00:39First point of the day.

00:00:40My heartfelt thanks to our administrator, Gregorio, for going above and beyond the call of duty and with complete disregard for his physical safety in extinguishing the fire that ravaged our building.

00:00:52And as soon as he's discharged, he comes to work. That's vocation.

00:00:57And why do you keep coming to meetings if you're not an owner?

00:01:00I don't know, they're an oasis of horror in a desert of boredom.

00:01:06You do look more lively, huh?

00:01:08Let's see, let's see, I've come here to arrange sick leave and insurance compensation.

00:01:13Not applicable, you burned yourself out on your free time.

00:01:15But to compensate you, I propose awarding you the Community Merit Medal.

00:01:20Hey, hey! How much does that cost?

00:01:22Concha, please, you have saved our homes.

00:01:24Gregorio, I present you with the highest decoration of this community of ours.

00:01:28Only previously awarded to our former president Bartolomé Méndez Zuloaga, teacher and mentor posthumously,

00:01:34when he died in the line of duty while testing the first elevator installed in the neighborhood.

00:01:38Just the day after I had sex.

00:01:40Marisa!

00:01:44Hey, it says here cadet chess runner-up.

00:01:48Yes, they have been confused.

00:01:50Very good, but how it says it on the back.

00:01:51Juan, there are more points for the day, because I have a life beyond the meetings.

00:01:55Hey, where's the dick?

00:01:57She's not the posh one anymore, now she's the posh girl.

00:01:59You've quit, right? And how are you?

00:02:02Wait a minute, is this gentleman and Lucía's private life on the agenda?

00:02:06No, but we put it in.

00:02:07Gregor, point three.

00:02:09No, maybe it will help me tell it.

00:02:12Well, I'm devastated, to be honest.

00:02:14It's like I've suddenly been...

00:02:15We continue.

00:02:16I already have the amount of the assessment that we have to pay for post-fire renovations.

00:02:21Emilio, please.

00:02:23Now everyone at home can open the envelope and assume the expense in private.

00:02:26Why don't you just tell us?

00:02:30How much?

00:02:31To avoid this.

00:02:32Juan, 5,400 euros per resident, but this contribution is an absolute plus.

00:02:37Juanito Valderrama returns to the fray.

00:02:39Well, these are the times I'm glad I'm not a homeowner.

00:02:43Yes, I know it's a huge figure, but it can't be adjusted any further.

00:02:48I've been up all night doing the math, trying to get things right.

00:02:50That's what I want to do with my bathroom, with tiny tiles.

00:02:54Hey, I guess our house renovation will be included.

00:02:58Yes, of course, and a spa that I'm going to do on the terrace.

00:03:01Ah, well then it's not that expensive, huh?

00:03:03Sorry, Juan.

00:03:03Juan, I can't afford this expense.

00:03:05Can't.

00:03:06No no.

00:03:06And me, because I don't feel like it.

00:03:08Don't worry, I have a comprehensive plan to prevent the bankruptcy of our community.

00:03:13For example, segregating the attic as an independent home for sale.

00:03:17But that would mean Andrés' departure from...

00:03:20What a shit!

00:03:21Look, you can't get me out of there, not even with hot water.

00:03:25Man, it's bad, huh?

00:03:26I love him.

00:03:28Let's see, we're getting off topic.

00:03:30We'll start by eliminating silly expenses.

00:03:32For example, the administrator.

00:03:33That?

00:03:34One, two, three, answer again.

00:03:36Not Gregor, man, he's a good kid.

00:03:38Don't you want to be left alone in power?

00:03:40Coup plotter!

00:03:41If you look at the expenses section, you'll see how much it costs the administrator each month.

00:03:46Votes in favor of getting rid of Gregorio?

00:03:49Sorry, it's the circumstances.

00:03:51Know that you leave with all our love.

00:03:53And with this strong applause from the audience.

00:03:55Emilio.

00:03:57Already.

00:03:58Very good.

00:03:58How do you want it?

00:04:00You will hear from me.

00:04:01Yes, yes, write.

00:04:02You should have erased his hard drive.

00:04:05Top secret documentation is carried from the community.

00:04:08Well, look, he's going on unemployment, but with a medal.

00:04:16Marisa, breathe.

00:04:18It's leaving us, it's leaving us, it's leaving us.

00:04:19Marisa, are you okay?

00:04:21Crazy, I'm coughing.

00:04:23We're going to check you up tomorrow.

00:04:25Tobacco will kill you.

00:04:27And Juan, what do I do?

00:04:27Call an ambulance?

00:04:28No, no, let them call her.

00:04:30Which they then charge to the community.

00:04:33Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:35Not here, not here.

00:04:37Every day is like this.

00:04:39I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:04:42I was just looking for some peace.

00:04:44I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:04:47Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:49Not here, not here.

00:04:50No, no, no.

00:04:51Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:53Not here, not here.

00:04:55No, no, no.

00:04:56The house is filled with partying.

00:04:58I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:05:00The neighbors excuse me and listen.

00:05:02I can't stand this place.

00:05:05Put in a cocktail shaker.

00:05:09Tuero an earthquake and a volcano.

00:05:13Yeah.

00:05:13Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:21Not here, not here, no, no, no.

00:05:23Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:25Not here, no, no.

00:05:27Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:30Not here, not here.

00:05:31No no.

00:05:32Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:35Not here, not here.

00:05:36Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:39Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:05:41Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:05:44No

00:05:44So Yago hasn't called you again?

00:05:50This has never happened to me before.

00:05:51Usually the guys have been after me

00:05:53Not me behind them

00:05:55Aha, welcome to the Nifunifá club

00:05:57The Nifunifá club?

00:05:59Those that if a guy lets them pass by

00:06:01He's not regretting it for the rest of his life.

00:06:03Man, damn, she was so hot.

00:06:05If I was an idiot

00:06:07Look, if you go out and you have to pay

00:06:09You the cups, you're from the Nifunifá club

00:06:11I thought he was going to call me

00:06:12Look, I listened to you, I stopped waxing.

00:06:14Oh, that's love, huh?

00:06:16Sorry, but hippies get all worked up, huh?

00:06:19Lucia, forget about him

00:06:21That men are as they are

00:06:22Absurd and imperfect beings

00:06:24If they have their genitals on the outside, that says it all.

00:06:26Hello

00:06:29Hello

00:06:31That?

00:06:36We're leaving now

00:06:37Nothing, yes, yes

00:06:38Bye

00:06:39See you later

00:06:40Bye

00:06:41Bye

00:06:43Bye

00:06:44Come in, come in

00:06:45Come on, to the kitchen window, let's go.

00:06:50Lucia, I came to tell you something very important.

00:06:53Something that will change the rest of your life

00:06:55The fact that?

00:06:58I already have your green village meat

00:06:59Here's the t-shirt

00:07:03And this

00:07:04This is so you can keep track of how many times you are stopped.

00:07:06At the end of the month, we will give a prize to the person who holds the record.

00:07:09Do you want to know which one?

00:07:10Yeah

00:07:10A spray paint to ruin rich old ladies' mink coats

00:07:14Oh, he lives

00:07:15Well, I'm leaving because I have to find accommodation.

00:07:20I had an argument with Esther and she kicked me out of the house.

00:07:22Oh yeah?

00:07:24Hey

00:07:24Oh, I'm sorry.

00:07:27I'm sorry, Iago, really.

00:07:29Do you want to talk?

00:07:31Do you want something to drink?

00:07:34The members of green villages are here to help each other.

00:07:37Come on, okay

00:07:38His girlfriend has kicked him out of the house

00:07:46Attack, attack

00:07:48No, no, no, no

00:07:49Putale, now that you think of it

00:07:50Hey

00:07:51It's true that you have a Cuban boyfriend, right?

00:07:53Which rule is exclusive?

00:07:54No, she's posh, but not stupid.

00:07:56Ladies, you could be a little more discreet, eh?

00:08:00Iago is going to hear them.

00:08:01His name is Iago

00:08:02Do you have papers or are you going for the panties?

00:08:05And what do they give sex?

00:08:06Is the Caribbean myth true?

00:08:11No

00:08:12They haven't gone to bed yet

00:08:13They are on it

00:08:14They know more than us.

00:08:17Hey

00:08:18And what are you competition?

00:08:20No more licenses have been granted in the radiopatio, right?

00:08:23Iago, I'm thinking you stay here.

00:08:24I take in abandoned dogs

00:08:26I'm not going to take you in.

00:08:27No no

00:08:28But that would be a nuisance.

00:08:29I couldn't

00:08:30I am delighted

00:08:31Well, okay then.

00:08:33Then I'm going to get my things

00:08:34And I'm back in a moment

00:08:34Okay

00:08:35I'll wait for you here

00:08:36Yeah

00:08:38What's going on?

00:08:45Do you see anything?

00:08:46Ladies, if you don't shut up, we won't listen.

00:08:48What's going to sleep with you?

00:08:55Well then tonight it falls for sure

00:08:57Really, Belén

00:08:59Why do I write it?

00:09:01If it is that...

00:09:03I'm meeting my mother at the bank.

00:09:05We have to go

00:09:06Let's get the checkup results

00:09:08I don't know if I want to see them.

00:09:10Yeah, come on, shut up already.

00:09:11Look how you like to complain.

00:09:14Oh

00:09:16Will it be dirty?

00:09:19Well, I'm not throwing the can of unmarinated mussels over my blouse.

00:09:22This one has been left over there

00:09:24Pigeon

00:09:31I am Isabel

00:09:32Pigeon

00:09:34I guess you're a little upset with me about the hit-and-run.

00:09:38But it was an accident

00:09:40I swear, it wasn't my fault.

00:09:42How you were chasing me

00:09:44Well, I didn't have time to put the rearview mirror back on.

00:09:46And I also put it in first gear and the car

00:09:48He went back

00:09:50Hey

00:09:51I felt like when you go through one of those big potholes they put in so people can

00:09:58Don't run

00:10:00Hey, being fat isn't a double entendre, huh?

00:10:06Isabel

00:10:06What are you doing here?

00:10:08The truth is I don't know what to say

00:10:10Juan, I can explain it to you.

00:10:13That you are supporting me with Paloma in this way is wonderful.

00:10:15Sorry?

00:10:18Finding you here taking care of her is exciting.

00:10:20Thank you so much

00:10:22But, ah, well, yes, well I was here and I said to myself, well it doesn't cost me anything.

00:10:26And I'm going to...

00:10:27And the...? How is it?

00:10:29You wouldn't say he'd be at school.

00:10:30Pigeon

00:10:31We will find the culprit

00:10:33There is a police investigation underway

00:10:35Oh yeah?

00:10:37You hadn't told me anything?

00:10:39Oh!

00:10:42God, it's the seeker

00:10:43That?

00:10:44We are all very nervous

00:10:45A lot

00:10:46See you later

00:10:49I just don't understand it.

00:11:02That is, Lucía and I were already together

00:11:03If we were happy

00:11:04A perfect couple

00:11:05Like Victoria and Beca

00:11:06Like Antonio and Melanie

00:11:07And suddenly

00:11:08I'm sunk

00:11:10And I feel sorry

00:11:12But at the same time it's like fear

00:11:13And other times I tell myself

00:11:15Come on, man Carlos

00:11:15Please, she's older.

00:11:16And suddenly

00:11:17It comes to me

00:11:18Like a knife wound

00:11:20From memory to red hot

00:11:21And I cry

00:11:22And I'm not eating

00:11:24I don't sleep

00:11:25I don't know what to do, guys.

00:11:26Are you finished?

00:11:29Yeah

00:11:29So how do I take out the samurai?

00:11:32From the castle gate?

00:11:32I'm stuck there and no...

00:11:34Grab the ninja sword

00:11:34And he rips it off in the head

00:11:35No?

00:11:36You enter through the catacombs

00:11:37And so you reach the magician

00:11:38With the energy bar full

00:11:39Yes, it shoots plasma jets at you.

00:11:40And it melts you

00:11:41Hey, let's see.

00:11:41I am the owner of the premises

00:11:42You're supposed to pay some attention to me.

00:11:44Carlos, accept it.

00:11:45You are a second course for Lucía

00:11:46Second course

00:11:47This is the shot after dessert

00:11:49The problem is that Lucia knows she has you

00:11:52And they love to suffer for love

00:11:54Hence the soap operas

00:11:55That's why I've never gone after a woman.

00:11:57This is how you ended up

00:11:58With Lourdes

00:11:59Well, you should know that I'm not going to give up on Lucía.

00:12:01She won't notice

00:12:02But I am the man of her life

00:12:03Josemi!

00:12:04Stupid!

00:12:04My hair is falling out, man!

00:12:06You haven't seen the sign.

00:12:07Sale of all kinds is prohibited

00:12:08Alcoholic beverages for minors under 18 years of age

00:12:10Well, calm down, eh?

00:12:11If he has no intention of paying you

00:12:13Ann!

00:12:16How are you?

00:12:17Hello

00:12:17What are you doing?

00:12:20I just haven't stopped thinking about you.

00:12:22Look

00:12:23Let's forget once and for all what happened that night

00:12:26Okay?

00:12:26But why did it go hallucinatory?

00:12:28Well, because I like men.

00:12:29And women, Ana, you had two orgasms

00:12:31Well, the second one was hard for me, huh.

00:12:33Excuse me, are you very interested in this conversation?

00:12:38Let's go there

00:12:39Kid, kid

00:12:43I dreamed this

00:12:46I'm going to dream it tonight

00:12:47Ana, but don't close yourself off.

00:12:49Why don't we try it?

00:12:51It's for the child, right?

00:12:52No

00:12:52Look, we can be friends.

00:12:54We can be roommates

00:12:55But I'm so sorry, Bea.

00:12:56They are not lesbians

00:12:58Okay, okay

00:13:00Already

00:13:00I understand you so well, Bea

00:13:04This is it

00:13:07Don't put my bike in the doorway.

00:13:08Fill it with shit

00:13:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:13:10That?

00:13:11But you understand that, Lucia, I changed for that

00:13:13It's just that a Cuban always has the advantage, man.

00:13:17Well, then

00:13:18If you can't beat your enemy

00:13:20Join him

00:13:21This calls Fidel

00:13:24And he becomes a national

00:13:26What do you bet?

00:13:28Come in, come in

00:13:29That you are always late everywhere

00:13:31I don't know how you do it

00:13:32Hello, Federico, how are you?

00:13:33I'm here about the mortgage.

00:13:34Hi how are things?

00:13:35I bring my guarantee

00:13:36Delighted

00:13:36Well, since I was little he called me mom.

00:13:38You know, Federico?

00:13:39Nice to meet you

00:13:39Do you have property to back up the loan?

00:13:41Well yes, look

00:13:42Here I bring the

00:13:43The deed to the house

00:13:44And the pension fund

00:13:45Well, what's in the background

00:13:47Don't know

00:13:47Because it really depresses me to see it, you know?

00:13:49Well, congratulations, Belén.

00:13:50Now you just need to pass the medical examination.

00:13:52And the mortgage is yours

00:13:53A medical examination?

00:13:55Yes, it is the one required by the insurer.

00:13:56To take out the loan amortization policy

00:13:58To cover unemployment cases

00:14:00Disability, death

00:14:02But what does it matter if I die?

00:14:03Will my mother guarantee me?

00:14:05It's just a formality

00:14:05They do a blood test on you

00:14:07An electro

00:14:07Here, you can go from 8 to 1

00:14:09Oh, and wear a tracksuit.

00:14:11That there is a stress test

00:14:12A stress test?

00:14:14Yes, to detect heart problems

00:14:15They make you run on top of them

00:14:16From a typical gym treadmill

00:14:18But let's go

00:14:18How did you go out the other night?

00:14:20Running out of the restaurant

00:14:21I don't think you'll have any problems.

00:14:22But what are you saying?

00:14:23And he doesn't do any exercise.

00:14:24And smokes

00:14:25And he eats terribly.

00:14:26Mother

00:14:26Also, hey, sorry

00:14:27You have always eaten very badly

00:14:29You don't know with vegetables

00:14:30The problems we've had with her?

00:14:32Well, what about these tests?

00:14:33When do I have to do them?

00:14:34Well, as soon as possible.

00:14:34If you do them tomorrow

00:14:36Last we signed the mortgage

00:14:37And wait, I'll pass them.

00:14:38When he got his driver's license

00:14:40The theorist

00:14:41He failed six times

00:14:42That we were already fed up with paying

00:14:44Mom, now

00:14:44Your brother is so athletic.

00:14:46Mauri

00:14:48Mauri, call Concha

00:14:49Tell her you're meeting her.

00:14:50The day after tomorrow at the notary

00:14:52To sign it from the floor

00:14:53Belén, but when Concha sees you

00:14:55Has the notary

00:14:56Isn't he going to want to sell it to you?

00:14:57Already

00:14:58But she is

00:15:00He won't be able to go

00:15:01You're going to have to sign a power of attorney to someone.

00:15:03And how are you going to achieve that?

00:15:05Well, I don't know.

00:15:05Don't know

00:15:06Don't overwhelm me

00:15:07Call her

00:15:07Mother

00:15:09Already

00:15:11Tell me

00:15:17Hello

00:15:18I'm Matías

00:15:19The one who called him about the apartment

00:15:21What's happening?

00:15:22That you don't want it anymore?

00:15:23Yes, yes

00:15:24Yes I do

00:15:25If I already have the 40 million

00:15:26Weren't there 42?

00:15:28No

00:15:28No, ma'am.

00:15:29No

00:15:29There were 40

00:15:30If you want

00:15:32We can meet the day after tomorrow

00:15:33To sign at the notary

00:15:34Already?

00:15:35But he hasn't even come to see the apartment.

00:15:38He won't be laundering money.

00:15:40No

00:15:41No no

00:15:42I trust

00:15:42But how can I doubt you?

00:15:44With that sweet voice of yours?

00:15:46Thank you

00:15:46How old are you?

00:15:49I

00:15:4960

00:15:51Go on

00:15:51Like me

00:15:53Look

00:15:53What a coincidence!

00:15:54When we have signed

00:15:56We can go have some must

00:15:58Of course

00:15:59And we celebrate it

00:16:00Come on

00:16:00Bye

00:16:01Bye

00:16:02Bye

00:16:03What I was missing

00:16:05A romance with a shell

00:16:06Mauri

00:16:09I wanted to give you a little gift

00:16:11For your reform

00:16:12As lately

00:16:13Things have been going well

00:16:14A little tight

00:16:15Among us

00:16:16It is a defect that we have

00:16:17It happens to us with people

00:16:17That steals things from us

00:16:18Take

00:16:19I raised her

00:16:20Already

00:16:21I'm tipping over

00:16:22My life dissatisfaction

00:16:23In gardening

00:16:24Say yes

00:16:25That hobbies are great

00:16:26Give me a hug

00:16:27Pussy

00:16:27Fuck

00:16:28Fuck

00:16:29I find only one office

00:16:30For rent in the center

00:16:31Well

00:16:32I'm leaving

00:16:32That my more and more do not bother

00:16:34I give up

00:16:34It's desperate

00:16:35I look like Marco

00:16:35Looking for his mother

00:16:36Calm down my love

00:16:37That not all is bad news

00:16:38Look

00:16:40Navarro and Hidalgo associates

00:16:49Specialists in homosexual cases

00:16:51What are homosexual cases?

00:16:53Labor discrimination

00:16:55Homophobic aggression

00:16:56Drag queen sprains

00:16:58Without social security registration

00:16:59And why do you put my picture?

00:17:01Well, because it sells, Fernando.

00:17:02I see that ad

00:17:03And I call

00:17:03Look

00:17:04I already have the plate

00:17:06For the door

00:17:07Well, he looks like a loser.

00:17:08Of those that advertise

00:17:08Hair implants

00:17:09Not even God is going to call

00:17:10Look

00:17:11They are already calling

00:17:12I take it and put it

00:17:13As a secretary

00:17:14No, no, wait

00:17:15Hey, but

00:17:15Where do you serve people?

00:17:16If we don't have an office

00:17:17Well here

00:17:18Well, go on.

00:17:18This has not turned out pretty.

00:17:19Well, they are going to feel it.

00:17:20At home

00:17:21Navarro and Hidalgo associates

00:17:22One moment, please.

00:17:23Tell me

00:17:26Yeah

00:17:29Yes, yes, yes

00:17:30Of nine

00:17:30From nine to two

00:17:31And from five to eight

00:17:32At seven

00:17:33That Ezequiel is going to go here

00:17:34Sorry

00:17:35At seven

00:17:36Disappointment twenty-one

00:17:38First B

00:17:38Aha

00:17:40Yeah

00:17:40Here we are

00:17:41Thank you

00:17:42That?

00:17:43A divorce

00:17:44A divorce

00:17:45I'm going to put the plate

00:17:46No, no, no

00:17:47Don't put anything

00:17:48That then the neighbors

00:17:48They get on our nerves

00:17:49Hey, Mario

00:17:50But you are sure

00:17:51It's a bit absurd here, isn't it?

00:17:52Other

00:17:53Other

00:17:54Yes, take it

00:17:54Let's see

00:17:55Navarro and Hidalgo associates

00:17:58You have to hire a secretary

00:17:59Can't you answer the phone?

00:18:01Yeah

00:18:02Fuck

00:18:03The tests they do here

00:18:04We look like interns

00:18:06We would have to come here once a year.

00:18:08It doesn't take much work

00:18:09What I like the most

00:18:10It's about the mammogram

00:18:11The weather

00:18:12That I didn't show my tits

00:18:14Marisa

00:18:14Don't smoke here

00:18:15Haven't you seen the signs in the hallway?

00:18:17Yeah

00:18:17But in the offices

00:18:18And in the operating room

00:18:19He doesn't say anything

00:18:20We already have the result

00:18:22From the tests

00:18:23And the truth is that we have found each other

00:18:27With a little problem

00:18:28What have I always told you?

00:18:30That life was going to take its toll on you

00:18:31No, no, no

00:18:32If Marisa is perfectly fine

00:18:34It shows that he takes care of himself

00:18:35Yes, I always have.

00:18:36Vicente, your blood tests

00:18:38They showed liver damage

00:18:39That's why we did an ultrasound on you.

00:18:41And in it we have observed

00:18:43Some stones in the bile ducts

00:18:45They are big

00:18:46You have to have surgery

00:18:47By list

00:18:48I'm better off than you

00:18:50But

00:18:50It won't be a mistake

00:18:52I don't

00:18:52I haven't noticed anything

00:18:54Peaceful

00:18:54If it is a very simple intervention

00:18:56No

00:18:56I have never had any surgery.

00:18:58Well

00:18:59The holes of the earrings

00:19:01And if

00:19:02And we almost missed it

00:19:03What exactly do you have to do to me?

00:19:05A cholangiopancreatography

00:19:08Retrograde

00:19:09Endoscopic

00:19:11Hosts

00:19:12Look

00:19:12We pass an endoscope through the mouth

00:19:14Until reaching the small intestine

00:19:15And once there

00:19:16We perform a sphincterotomy

00:19:18That is to say

00:19:19We open the sphincter

00:19:21For the calculations

00:19:22That obstruct the bile duct

00:19:24They can pass into the intestine

00:19:25I mean

00:19:26A nonsense

00:19:28Vicenta

00:19:29Entering an operating room

00:19:30It always has its risks

00:19:31More in people of a certain age

00:19:33Eye

00:19:34That I am not as old as I look

00:19:36Yes, but more than you say.

00:19:37Look

00:19:38The ideal is that you have surgery as soon as possible

00:19:40And get it off your chest

00:19:41Oh my God

00:19:42An operation

00:19:43Calm down woman

00:19:44It's not that big a deal

00:19:45Hey

00:19:47The will

00:19:48You got it fixed

00:19:49You'll have a notary on duty here, won't you?

00:20:04I'm not leaving here.

00:20:06No no

00:20:06That's not it

00:20:07Andrew

00:20:08I would beg you not to throw away cans of mussels

00:20:10Pickled in the yard

00:20:11Especially if there are white clothes hanging

00:20:13Because the neighbors complain to me

00:20:14And the pickle turns out terrible

00:20:16Andrew

00:20:20That?

00:20:23I understand that you are going through a bad time.

00:20:25But have hope

00:20:26Life has meaning

00:20:28Clear

00:20:28With my wife, right?

00:20:30It seems unbelievable that with the face of a priest that you have

00:20:33You're such a bastard

00:20:34Good

00:20:41Well

00:20:42All clear, right?

00:20:45Leave

00:20:45How are you, Andrés?

00:20:52Dear

00:20:53How did you see him?

00:20:54Good

00:20:54More focused

00:20:55My daughter

00:20:57I am proud to see that you are dedicated to your academic preparation.

00:21:01You're going to be a great psychologist.

00:21:03Yeah

00:21:03I'm happy

00:21:04The only thing is dad that 30 euros a week

00:21:07I didn't arrive

00:21:08It would have to go up to 60

00:21:09For photocopies and such

00:21:11Of course yes

00:21:11I see you more mature

00:21:13More responsible

00:21:14More focused

00:21:15Quite the opposite of this

00:21:17José Miguel

00:21:18What the hell do you do all day with the people from the video store?

00:21:21Reflect on things

00:21:22You wouldn't understand it

00:21:23Have you been drinking?

00:21:24Breathe me in

00:21:24But what are you saying?

00:21:25Don't freak out

00:21:26José Miguel

00:21:26You stink of beer.

00:21:27But what without alcohol?

00:21:29They put that smell on it so you don't get depressed.

00:21:30Blow here

00:21:31And where did you get that from?

00:21:32Preventive breathalyzer test

00:21:34Calm down

00:21:35I have read that this is not reliable.

00:21:36If you want, I'll get some blood tests done.

00:21:38I warn you that refusing to take the test

00:21:39It means immediate house arrest.

00:21:41With console immobilization

00:21:43Damn dad

00:21:43How annoying you are.

00:21:45That you are punished

00:21:45Hey, you can't study like that.

00:21:47And on top of that you're bothering your sister

00:21:48Are you watching Isabel?

00:21:52This kid is giving me a little pulse.

00:21:53Juan, that is not the way.

00:21:55You look like a civil guard

00:21:56You haven't asked him for the papers by any miracle?

00:22:00Juan Cuesta

00:22:01Yeah

00:22:02José Blanco of the scientific police

00:22:04I'm investigating the accident involving his wife.

00:22:07Ah

00:22:07Pass, pass, pass

00:22:08Have you discovered anything?

00:22:10Well yes

00:22:11Thanks to the brands on Paloma's clothes

00:22:14We have identified the type of tires

00:22:16They are very common

00:22:17But from the drawing you can see that they are very worn.

00:22:19Well that's dangerous

00:22:21Yeah

00:22:21Because it increases the braking distance

00:22:22We have also found remains of paint

00:22:24The laboratory is analyzing them

00:22:26To determine the age

00:22:28And the brand of the vehicle

00:22:29Excellent

00:22:30Have you heard Isabel?

00:22:31Yeah

00:22:31What good news!

00:22:33I'm...

00:22:34She is Isabel

00:22:36My current partner

00:22:37Paloma and I were separated

00:22:39Well, there's no need to give him so much information.

00:22:41I don't think this gentleman is

00:22:42Interested in our love life

00:22:44José Blanco

00:22:46Delighted

00:22:47How are you?

00:22:50As soon as I have more results

00:22:52I will get in touch with you.

00:22:54Yes, yes, please

00:22:54You are doing an excellent job.

00:22:57Oh, one more thing.

00:22:59Did Paloma have any enemies?

00:23:02Or problems with someone?

00:23:03No, everyone loved her very much.

00:23:05Why do you ask?

00:23:07For the violence of the attack

00:23:08Reverse first

00:23:10And then forward

00:23:11Before fleeing

00:23:11How horrible, my God!

00:23:12What beasts!

00:23:14Well, good afternoon.

00:23:15Well

00:23:17It seems we are closer now.

00:23:19To find that bastard

00:23:21Yeah

00:23:21Of course maybe

00:23:23He was accidentally run over

00:23:24Twice

00:23:25Backwards and forwards?

00:23:26Well, they got into a mess.

00:23:27With the marches and...

00:23:28That one of which there are people

00:23:29Capable of anything

00:23:30I think you are very innocent.

00:23:32Yeah

00:23:33Yes indeed

00:23:34I just don't understand, huh?

00:23:40They are all problems

00:23:41To apply for a mortgage

00:23:42But how do they manage to sell?

00:23:43So many houses?

00:23:44Daughter, it's just a medical check-up.

00:23:46Ronaldinho was also asked

00:23:47To sign for Barça

00:23:48If you have a sick face

00:23:50Before going to the bank

00:23:50You had to get some rays

00:23:52Upload or something

00:23:52But let's see, Emilio

00:23:53What are you doing here?

00:23:54That we have left it

00:23:55But we've remained friends, haven't we?

00:23:57And friends support each other

00:23:58And if you want to buy the apartment alone

00:23:59So you buy it.

00:24:00You'll get the fall

00:24:01And you will come crying to me

00:24:02Do you want to help me?

00:24:03Well, get it within two days

00:24:05Doña Concha, don't let the notary sign.

00:24:06And how do I do it?

00:24:07With a mop slip

00:24:08When I go down the stairs?

00:24:09Well, what do I know?

00:24:10Think of something

00:24:11I already have enough problems.

00:24:12Belén, why are you so worried about a medical exam?

00:24:16Damn, aren't you watching it?

00:24:18Ah, get away, get away, get away

00:24:19Oh, oh, oh, oh

00:24:20What makes me dizzy?

00:24:21Oh, oh, oh

00:24:22Breathe, breathe

00:24:22Two minutes and thirteen seconds

00:24:24You have burned seven calories

00:24:25No, no, no, no

00:24:26Don't sit down, don't sit down

00:24:27That you are going to get injured

00:24:28Come on, stretch a little bit.

00:24:29Touch your toes

00:24:31Oh, I'm not arriving.

00:24:33Damn, Belén, you look like a sixty-year-old lady.

00:24:35Menopausal and decalcified

00:24:37Look, sorry.

00:24:38But I at thirteen years old

00:24:40I lifted my leg up to here

00:24:41That I saw her

00:24:42And all the muscles in my vagina were stretched

00:24:45Yes, yes, yes

00:24:46But don't be fooled

00:24:46That you fail the stress test

00:24:48Well, I dope.

00:24:50That?

00:24:51Yeah

00:24:51Like in the Olympics

00:24:53I take a pill and out

00:24:54But how are you going to dope?

00:24:55That is also prohibited

00:24:56Ah, yes, of course

00:24:58They might take away the five tours from me.

00:24:59Come on, what...

00:25:00Also, where do you get that?

00:25:02I know where I have to go

00:25:04She's crazy, huh?

00:25:07Well, and now what do I say to Doña Concha?

00:25:10So I can't go to the notary to sign?

00:25:11And what are you telling me?

00:25:13Not having left me

00:25:13To this

00:25:14But how spiteful women are, eh?

00:25:18They keep everything here

00:25:18Hi how are things?

00:25:36Hello

00:25:37Pass me something

00:25:43As?

00:25:45That if you have doping

00:25:46Sorry, I think you're confused.

00:25:48Hey, it's not a competition, huh?

00:25:50It's for a mortgage

00:25:51If an exotic drink is worth it for you

00:25:53Come on, man, I'll pay you.

00:25:55There's a reason you're so ripped, right?

00:25:56Yes, because I come three hours a day.

00:25:57Hello

00:26:00You're new, right?

00:26:01He says he wants to dope

00:26:02Yes, I get tired quickly.

00:26:04What do you recommend for me to shoot up?

00:26:07An EPO, mandrolone like that or are there other variants?

00:26:14Well, that's what you take here, right?

00:26:15Come on, okay

00:26:17Come on, I'm leaving now.

00:26:19That one cannot even inform oneself

00:26:21I'm not going to say anything good about this place, okay?

00:26:25Idiot

00:26:25But hey, weren't you going to get your clothes?

00:26:30What clothes?

00:26:31If I don't have clothes

00:26:31Esther has burned it all.

00:26:32You see their commitment to the environment.

00:26:35Instead of donating it to third world countries

00:26:37Or not, he goes and burns it.

00:26:38To fuck with

00:26:38Yes, yes, yes, yes

00:26:39Clearly, huh?

00:26:42Oh well

00:26:43Yago, couples end

00:26:44And well, when they finish

00:26:46It's better that they end

00:26:47Because it's always for the best

00:26:48Yes, yes, of course

00:26:49By the way, there is a neighbor of yours

00:26:51Who has become a member of Green Villages

00:26:53Oh, who is it?

00:26:55Hello

00:26:55Carlos

00:26:56I don't know if you know him.

00:26:59He is the owner of the video store

00:27:00Yeah

00:27:00A bit

00:27:01Yeah

00:27:02Well, Carlos

00:27:04And this sudden interest in the planet and ecology?

00:27:07Well look

00:27:08Because I felt indebted

00:27:09With this wonderful world

00:27:11In which we live

00:27:11Also, my lifelong dream

00:27:13It has been building a school

00:27:15With Olympic-sized swimming pool in Yemen

00:27:16For children to study and bathe

00:27:18Don't tell me, buddy.

00:27:19Yeah

00:27:20Also, for me

00:27:21It would be an honor to be able to finance it.

00:27:23The only thing is that, of course

00:27:24That you would have to supervise everything

00:27:25Personally there in Yemen

00:27:27I don't know

00:27:27Two, three years

00:27:28What it will take

00:27:29Me, but delighted

00:27:30Of course, that is a beautiful project.

00:27:32Diagons

00:27:33Excuse me for a moment

00:27:34Yeah

00:27:34This is what we need

00:27:35Here in developed countries

00:27:37More committed people

00:27:38Well, here in Spain

00:27:39People don't know what they have

00:27:40The blindfold of consumerism

00:27:41That covers his eyes

00:27:42Yes, yes, yes

00:27:42Now we come

00:27:43What the hell are you doing?

00:27:48Look, Lucia

00:27:49Love is like semen

00:27:50It ends up coming out

00:27:51It can't be avoided

00:27:51And if you don't want it

00:27:52I'll have to give it to some Yemeni.

00:27:54Your semen?

00:27:55No

00:27:55Love

00:27:56You understood me perfectly.

00:27:57Look, Carlos

00:27:58If you do your part a little bit

00:27:59We can be friends

00:28:00But if not

00:28:00No, no, not anymore.

00:28:01You have hurt me

00:28:03You have ruined my life, Lucia

00:28:05And that is not done

00:28:06That's wrong

00:28:06This is goodbye

00:28:08Because I'm not going to beg you

00:28:10Nor crawl any further

00:28:11Well, one last time, please.

00:28:15Lucia, come back with me

00:28:16Come back with me

00:28:16From militant to militant

00:28:17Carlos, please stand up.

00:28:19Get up

00:28:20Okay

00:28:20Come on

00:28:21Okay

00:28:21That's it

00:28:22Ah

00:28:24Take

00:28:25I have recorded a DVD with the camera

00:28:28In which I tell you a little

00:28:29How I feel

00:28:30When it's over

00:28:31You turn the record over

00:28:32What is double layer, double sided?

00:28:33What a fucking great guy!

00:28:43You're Carlos, huh?

00:28:45Can you imagine if everyone was like him?

00:28:47No

00:28:48I prefer not to imagine it.

00:28:50It's not going to work, Paquito

00:28:53This is a botch job

00:28:54If you see it

00:28:54That the postmark

00:28:55You drew it.

00:28:56Ah, but yes, conch

00:28:57You can't see well up close, man.

00:28:58You give them to them

00:28:59To all the old women

00:29:00They have been treated to free things

00:29:01What's coming this way?

00:29:02Well, as a suit

00:29:04Bethlehem can put a monument to me now.

00:29:05Doña Concha

00:29:07That a certified letter has arrived for you

00:29:09And why do you take it?

00:29:10That will be a fine

00:29:12But if you don't have a car

00:29:13Well, what does it say?

00:29:14That he has been given a cruise

00:29:16Throughout the Mediterranean

00:29:17The Greek Islands

00:29:18The Pyramids

00:29:20The Perejil Islet

00:29:21And they are waiting for her the day after tomorrow

00:29:23At nine o'clock sharp

00:29:24In the port of Benicassi

00:29:26But what does it do?

00:29:29But this is a trick

00:29:30To get your money

00:29:31You look stupid.

00:29:33No, no, no

00:29:33That a gentleman brought it

00:29:34With the card of His Excellency

00:29:36College of award presenters

00:29:38Here yes, Paquito

00:29:39Ah, yes, yes, yes

00:29:40Yes, I had it hanging here.

00:29:42Well, I'm here for prizes

00:29:44Fewer prizes

00:29:45And raise pensions even more.

00:29:46What does it tell me?

00:29:48This lady is cheating, huh?

00:29:52She is very clever

00:29:52It's been many years stealing from the supermarket

00:29:55Well that's the beauty of it

00:29:56The challenge

00:29:57We must continue thinking

00:29:58Valentine

00:30:00If something goes wrong in the operation

00:30:02Take care of Marisa

00:30:03She needs someone by her side

00:30:05Can you hear me?

00:30:07That's what you get for getting a checkup.

00:30:09In the end

00:30:10They always end up finding something for you

00:30:13The doctor says he has to remove some stones from me.

00:30:15Well, well.

00:30:16I had my appendix removed.

00:30:18The gallbladder

00:30:19Three cysts and two hernias

00:30:21And look

00:30:21Here I am

00:30:23Without half of what we have in there

00:30:25It's worthless

00:30:26Also, the surgery is very advanced now, isn't it?

00:30:28It is very rare that something happens

00:30:30Well, according to statistics

00:30:32Four out of every hundred die in your operation

00:30:35But why do you make things up?

00:30:36No

00:30:37Paco got it from the internet

00:30:38That's why it doesn't cost anything

00:30:40Leaving the will arranged

00:30:42Then something happens

00:30:43God forbid

00:30:44Well, we're already covered.

00:30:46If I do it for Valentin

00:30:48So that you don't lack anything

00:30:49What's happening?

00:30:50You have me fooled

00:30:51The doctors have told you something that I don't know.

00:30:54Yeah

00:30:55You have three radiopaths left

00:30:57She's stupid

00:30:57No

00:30:58But why do you always have to be poking me?

00:31:00Don't argue

00:31:01Come to the peepholes

00:31:03That there is a gay movement

00:31:04Yeah

00:31:04It's better

00:31:05I need something

00:31:07Something to distract myself with

00:31:08You relax

00:31:09Don't let a weed come down on you before the operation.

00:31:12And go for it

00:31:12Hey, who's that?

00:31:15I don't know why I have to wear a suit.

00:31:17I'm supposed to be my own boss

00:31:18Because you are more handsome

00:31:19Come on

00:31:19Hello, I'm Luis

00:31:24I called this morning

00:31:25Yes, I'm Fernando

00:31:26How are you?

00:31:26Hello, I'm Mauri

00:31:27Delighted

00:31:28Hello

00:31:28Happens

00:31:28Do you want something to drink?

00:31:30A beer?

00:31:30A little wine?

00:31:31No, no, no

00:31:32Thank you so much

00:31:32Something to snack on?

00:31:33Some olives?

00:31:34Some cockles?

00:31:34I have a very good ham

00:31:35Really

00:31:36I have already eaten

00:31:36Thank you so much

00:31:37Come on

00:31:38Tell us

00:31:39Yeah

00:31:40Well, nothing.

00:31:41I got married a month and a half ago.

00:31:44And I already want to get a divorce.

00:31:46Poor

00:31:46And what property regime do you have with your wife?

00:31:49No

00:31:49With Pedro

00:31:50He is a man

00:31:51The announcement

00:31:52Well, we didn't want to sign the separation of property.

00:31:55The truth

00:31:55Because it didn't seem romantic to us

00:31:57We've been together for eight years.

00:31:59And everything was great.

00:32:00But we have already gotten married

00:32:01And I don't know what happened

00:32:02I don't know what happened

00:32:03Sorry

00:32:04You don't count anything.

00:32:05I'm very interested

00:32:06Don't worry

00:32:07You're in good hands

00:32:08I knew you were coming here.

00:32:12I knew it.

00:32:13As soon as you saw that ad

00:32:14And what are you doing here?

00:32:15Hey?

00:32:15What's happening?

00:32:16You followed me?

00:32:16How strong

00:32:17Is this how you want to end our relationship?

00:32:19With a piccolo in between?

00:32:20Hey

00:32:21I remind you that it's you

00:32:22Who wanted to take my house?

00:32:23Our house!

00:32:24I decorated it

00:32:25And shit!

00:32:26I don't think this is the time to enjoy

00:32:27And then let's see who gets the kids.

00:32:29Ah, well that will be decided by a judge.

00:32:30Oh no, Andy.

00:32:31Lucas bought them

00:32:32I have bills

00:32:33If you like

00:32:34You're going to have war

00:32:35Hey, what's up?

00:32:35What are you looking for me for?

00:32:36Luis, Luis

00:32:37I need some documentation

00:32:38If you could send it to me

00:32:39Come here

00:32:41Come here

00:32:41Let me

00:32:42You have hurt me a lot

00:32:43And what do you care about me?

00:32:45Hey?

00:32:45What do you care about me?

00:32:46What do you think?

00:32:47It's very clear

00:32:48Sex, betrayal and vice

00:32:51They've got something weird going on in there.

00:32:53I'm telling you!

00:32:55Well, for a start it's not bad, right?

00:32:56Do you realize?

00:32:57If they don't kill each other first

00:32:58You are going to take the first case

00:32:59Gay divorce in this country

00:33:00Do you want me to call the press?

00:33:02Don't even think about it

00:33:03But are you sure of what you're telling me?

00:33:06Yes, yes, I'm going there right now.

00:33:08What's happening?

00:33:09Do you have any further evidence about the accident?

00:33:11What's up?

00:33:11They have caught José Miguel

00:33:12In the supermarket stealing a CD

00:33:13Oh ok

00:33:14How about grandfather?

00:33:16What do you know?

00:33:16That child is getting out of hand.

00:33:18He's just getting into a very silly age.

00:33:20But at 35 it passes.

00:33:22But why does he have to steal a record?

00:33:23That he downloads it from the internet

00:33:24Well, that's piracy.

00:33:26It is also stealing

00:33:28Many people come and go from there.

00:33:30You're doing something weird, aren't you?

00:33:32How many people?

00:33:33But there have been two people

00:33:34Let's see

00:33:35Don't give him explanations

00:33:36What's happening?

00:33:37Well, nothing.

00:33:38That when they have made the reform

00:33:40He has set up a gay sauna

00:33:41With a black room of sun

00:33:43Darkroom, madam

00:33:44Look, look

00:33:45How do you know what I mean?

00:33:47And what do you want the darkroom for?

00:33:49Do you develop photos?

00:33:50Yes, more or less

00:33:51Good

00:33:52I propose the creation of a commission of inquiry

00:33:54That accesses the interior of the first B

00:33:55And check that there is no unhealthy and harmful business

00:33:58For this our community

00:33:59But what are you guys up to?

00:34:00From UN inspectors?

00:34:01Let's see

00:34:02In what we found office

00:34:03I am practicing law here

00:34:05At home

00:34:06Lawyers, lawyers

00:34:08Lawyers have screwed up my life.

00:34:10And where are you going with that?

00:34:12What do you care?

00:34:13This is bringing garbage up to the attic

00:34:15Let's see, please.

00:34:16Let's go step by step

00:34:17I remind you that according to the statutes

00:34:19Businesses cannot be set up in homes.

00:34:21And I remind you that you set up an academy?

00:34:24Hey...

00:34:25It's going to be temporary

00:34:26It's not that serious either.

00:34:27What's up?

00:34:28This way there is more atmosphere on the landing.

00:34:29Well

00:34:30But the fee is raised

00:34:32Due to wear of steps

00:34:34I bring a scale

00:34:35Let's see who wears them out the most

00:34:36Rude!

00:34:37Juan, let's get the boy.

00:34:38If there is a principle of agreement here

00:34:40That?

00:34:41Happy?

00:34:42Man

00:34:42The gay sauna was more morbid

00:34:44Just so you know, we're watching you!

00:34:47The annoying ones

00:34:48Here, you drive.

00:34:52The tranquilizer leaflet says I can't drive or operate heavy machinery.

00:34:57You're the first person I know who pays attention to that.

00:35:00We wouldn't have to pick up José Miguel

00:35:02We should let him spend the whole night in the supermarket.

00:35:05Held in a cold warehouse

00:35:07Surrounded by expired food

00:35:08Oh, poor thing, he must be having a bad time.

00:35:11And this?

00:35:18Isabel, be careful

00:35:19Oh, sorry.

00:35:20It's that this car

00:35:21First and rear gear

00:35:22Well, they have them very close together.

00:35:24But imagine someone is passing behind you.

00:35:26The atro...

00:35:26It's almost over

00:35:39Yeah!

00:35:39Did you bring this you?

00:35:55Shh!

00:35:56We talk at home and I make an imposition.

00:36:06It's my fault for getting my hopes up.

00:36:09How could a girl like Ana, sensitive, pretty, and intelligent, notice a sexually inexperienced lesbian with children?

00:36:15Say something to her, Belén. You've had more heartbreaks. Cheer her up a bit.

00:36:20Hey, can you get me something to dope myself with?

00:36:24Nativity scene?

00:36:25Well, think about something else. I have to take a stress test, and I thought maybe you had something that...

00:36:31What am I going to have?

00:36:33Well, honey, you're a veterinarian. Maybe you've drugged horses or dogs or whatever.

00:36:38Well, no. I treat dog paws, I vaccinate hamsters, I sterilize cats...

00:36:42The best thing is to take an amphetamine. It takes away the feeling of fatigue and increases your self-confidence.

00:36:46Sure, sure. That's what he needs, an amphetamine.

00:36:49But what are you saying? That you might have a breakdown. And then you suffer from nervousness and depression and...

00:36:53Well, let's see. Ben Johnson didn't go home with a medal. Well, I'm going home with the mortgage.

00:36:57Write me a prescription, I'm going to the pharmacy.

00:36:59Belén, that's not sold in pharmacies.

00:37:00Well, can't you get me one?

00:37:02I'm a veterinarian.

00:37:04Okay, fine.

00:37:04Okay, I'll figure things out for myself. Thanks, okay?

00:37:07How much solidarity there is in the world.

00:37:10Yago is home. I'm so nervous. What do I do? Do I take the plunge? How? When? What do I wear?

00:37:13Just kiss, kiss, and bed. Then I'll send him to the couch. Shall we sleep together? What? Tell me something.

00:37:17Well, let's see. It doesn't matter, right? He's Cuban.

00:37:19For them, sex is like football for Spaniards: something natural.

00:37:22Yeah, but I'm not sure. I don't know if he wants anything to do with me.

00:37:25Damn, what does he want? He's at your house, isn't he?

00:37:26Yeah.

00:37:26And if you don't want to, out on the street.

00:37:28Lucia, if you really like it, wait a bit, it's okay.

00:37:31No? Look, do you know what's going to happen?

00:37:33That his girlfriend is going to call him, because they always end up calling.

00:37:35They're going to make peace, and you're going to be left alone, depressed, with nothing, crying and sniffling.

00:37:40Maybe he doesn't want anything.

00:37:42But anyway, let's see, you're playing at home.

00:37:45Yeah.

00:37:45That you have the public on your side.

00:37:47Yeah.

00:37:47You can't lock yourself in the box and wait for the counterattack.

00:37:49You have to attack.

00:37:50Good, good, good, good.

00:37:51Tonight I'm going for it.

00:37:52There, show me the sobato.

00:37:54There.

00:37:54Do you think it will turn out well?

00:37:57I have no idea.

00:37:59Well, at least she has hope of finding love.

00:38:03Let's see.

00:38:04I don't want any downers, okay?

00:38:06Look, what you have to do is go out and you'll see how you meet someone too.

00:38:09Carmen, it's not so easy that lesbians don't wear a pin on their lapel.

00:38:12And why don't you go to one of your gay bars?

00:38:14That?

00:38:14Should I sit alone at the bar, watching women walk by out of the corner of my eye while I fiddle with the coaster?

00:38:19If you want, I'll go with you.

00:38:21You, but you are straight.

00:38:22Isn't there anything? Asking for a lesbian ID at the entrance or something?

00:38:25Come on, get pretty.

00:38:30Juan, I swear it was an accident.

00:38:32And why didn't you tell me?

00:38:33Well, because I was very nervous and I didn't know how you were going to react.

00:38:36And after what happened in the yard with Paloma...

00:38:39Was it you too?

00:38:40No, she fell by herself.

00:38:42Sure?

00:38:43Juan, please.

00:38:46If you never look in the rearview mirror, never.

00:38:48It's the gearbox's fault, as the gears are shifted backwards.

00:38:51And you know, you have to look at the drawing.

00:38:53Yes, before or after your woman-crazy boyfriend, who just came out of a coma, tries to grab you by the neck.

00:38:59Well, I can't tell this to the children because they would never forgive you for it.

00:39:04Is it hard for me to forgive you?

00:39:05Juan, the policeman said he had a lot of evidence.

00:39:11I think we should get rid of the car.

00:39:14From my car?

00:39:15No, no, no, no.

00:39:16I don't think they'll figure out the model.

00:39:18Well, if they find out, there won't be any cars like mine.

00:39:20Yes, with a bump on the back in the shape of a 1.50m woman.

00:39:24And the worn tires match the pattern on the pants.

00:39:28Juan.

00:39:29Well, let's not go crazy.

00:39:31Because when do they usually catch criminals?

00:39:33When they get nervous.

00:39:35Anyway, nobody knows this.

00:39:42Because nobody knows, right?

00:39:46Well, he saw it in Marisa.

00:39:48That?

00:39:49But he's not going to say anything because he's blackmailing me and it's working out very well for him.

00:39:54This is getting out of hand.

00:39:55Well, that's what happens to me with the car.

00:39:57That got out of hand.

00:39:59Isabel, we need to consult a lawyer now.

00:40:01Right?

00:40:03Oh, how stressful!

00:40:04Well, if this doesn't give me a heart attack.

00:40:07Yeah?

00:40:08Dad, are you coming to get me now or am I staying in the sports section?

00:40:12José Miguel, we're in a lot of trouble now.

00:40:13Another criminal.

00:40:15Please pass me the manager.

00:40:17Isabel, do you have a moment?

00:40:19It's because I have to have life-saving surgery and I'm very nervous.

00:40:22How can I control this anxiety?

00:40:24Well, that's what I'd like to know.

00:40:26What's the matter?

00:40:27Nothing.

00:40:28Take a tranquilizer with a glass of milk and that's it.

00:40:31No, not chemistry.

00:40:32I want something.

00:40:33A natural herb to relax me.

00:40:35But strong, huh?

00:40:36Otherwise, it won't do anything to me.

00:40:38Maria smokes.

00:40:39Well, I don't know if I smoke Maria because I don't know her.

00:40:42Look, no.

00:40:43Smoke a joint of marijuana before going to bed and you'll see how relaxed you become.

00:40:48But that's not a drug.

00:40:50That's bullshit.

00:40:51Some doctors recommend it for cases like yours.

00:40:54Very serious.

00:40:55But where do I get that marijuana?

00:40:56Where do you say, Jaime?

00:40:58I don't know, I have no idea.

00:40:59Go for the adventure.

00:41:01Come on.

00:41:06Ladies, why do I have to know where they sell joints?

00:41:09I look like a junkie.

00:41:11Man, a little.

00:41:12But don't think badly, okay?

00:41:14It's because of anxiety.

00:41:15Some doctors recommend it.

00:41:16Unclear.

00:41:17The other day I was prescribed a tripi for heartburn.

00:41:20Are you going to catch it?

00:41:21I'm in.

00:41:22Well, look, maybe they'll give us a discount.

00:41:25Ah, well, nothing.

00:41:26We're going to have a meeting and ask for a levy and we'll all get dirty.

00:41:29No, no, no.

00:41:30I don't want joints.

00:41:31I want an amphetamine.

00:41:32Ah, that's what I take to avoid getting motion sickness.

00:41:35Belén, that is a very serious matter.

00:41:36At most, they take away their pension cards.

00:41:38But you're going to jail.

00:41:39Doing things right, no.

00:41:43Dad, don't mess around, okay?

00:41:44For a small fee, I'll teach you the secrets of the night.

00:41:47The secrets of what?

00:41:49They're going to arrest you.

00:41:50And then let's see who takes you kiwis to jail.

00:41:53Wow, what a bunch.

00:41:55I don't want to know anything, okay?

00:41:57Less talking and more taking out the bins on time.

00:42:00I haven't been able to throw out the trash from the balcony.

00:42:04Doña Concha, I would go talk to you.

00:42:06Look, I got you two tickets.

00:42:08for Manolo Escobar's concert the day after tomorrow

00:42:11at the Municipal Sports Center of Melilla.

00:42:14On his world tour.

00:42:15World Tour.

00:42:16No, no, I already have all of their albums.

00:42:18It's not the same as seeing it live.

00:42:20They have put on a show for the Americans.

00:42:22And they bring him down from above on a cart.

00:42:24with some cables, some fireworks.

00:42:27I don't like concerts.

00:42:29I get tired of standing.

00:42:30No, there are chairs.

00:42:32Don't you see that all the fans are just like you?

00:42:34If only it had been the Puma.

00:42:39Huh? How are you?

00:42:40I told you it wasn't Manolo Escobar's, damn it.

00:42:42He likes the Puma better.

00:42:44Damn, as an artist I think Manolo is much more complete.

00:42:47Forgive me, but there are 20 fucking movies.

00:42:49Haven't you seen Somewhere in the Middle?

00:42:50Oh Father Manolo.

00:42:52It is on par with Berman's best films.

00:42:54This is mission impossible.

00:42:55Tomorrow I'll talk to Belén and ask her to throw her through the promotion gap.

00:42:58Well, and the trial of skirts is brutal.

00:43:00There is a traveling shot with Gracita Morales.

00:43:02Well, impressive.

00:43:10But where are you going with that?

00:43:11To dinner.

00:43:14Kid.

00:43:17A dead man tells me.

00:43:18Almost public relations with Conchita Velasco.

00:43:20Jijito, you're really annoying, aren't you?

00:43:22No, but it's Manolito Escobar, please.

00:43:25They were already bringing me.

00:43:28I don't understand what people are doing.

00:43:29Well, they don't separate property.

00:43:31Look, they have everything in both of their names.

00:43:33But we also have the house.

00:43:35It's not the same.

00:43:36We love each other.

00:43:37And Luis and Pedro, can you see them?

00:43:38They are so rich, they make me feel sorry for them.

00:43:41Well, it's none of our business.

00:43:42No, no, of course.

00:43:49Well yes.

00:43:50This is like when someone is being robbed at an ATM.

00:43:52Help, help.

00:43:53And people walk past, because it's not right.

00:43:56Maybe those kids just need a little help from us.

00:43:58No, not our help, our services.

00:44:00I mean, mine.

00:44:01If they want to get divorced, let them get divorced.

00:44:03How did they talk about the poor children?

00:44:05There were two of them and they were off, Mauri.

00:44:07They are not right in the head.

00:44:08That's why I've never wanted to pick up a dog, because then you and I break up and it's an innocent victim.

00:44:13Well, you have a rabbit.

00:44:13It's not the same.

00:44:14Besides, you've never loved Versace.

00:44:16But what's that about now?

00:44:17Fernando, you can be very insensitive sometimes.

00:44:19A lot, a lot, not a little.

00:44:21A lot.

00:44:22God.

00:44:24But come on, it was just a comment.

00:44:26Neither...

00:44:27Let me talk, you're very nervous.

00:44:29Oh, well, come on, you're hot too.

00:44:31You know, I control the pressure better.

00:44:33I have many parent-teacher meetings under my belt.

00:44:36Hello, Fernando.

00:44:37Hello.

00:44:38We would like to ask you a small legal question.

00:44:40Yes, but the schedule is until seven.

00:44:43Well, but it's a little urgent.

00:44:45Forward.

00:44:47What happened to you?

00:44:48Nothing, huh?

00:44:49No, we have nothing.

00:44:52Hey, if you hit someone and run away, what happens?

00:44:57Well, it depends.

00:44:59In the event of death, it is reckless imprudence resulting in death and failure to provide assistance.

00:45:04From one to four years.

00:45:06But come on, if there is no criminal record, you don't usually go to jail.

00:45:09Why do you ask me?

00:45:10No, it's just that we have a friend who inadvertently ran over her boyfriend's ex-wife.

00:45:14Who is also a friend of ours.

00:45:16And he ran away.

00:45:17Because of panic, mostly.

00:45:19And I told him, hey, we have a great lawyer neighbor.

00:45:22They're just a little worried.

00:45:24Quite worried.

00:45:25Well, you can see them.

00:45:26No, it's just very hard for them.

00:45:28Was it you?

00:45:29Hey?

00:45:30Did you run over Paloma?

00:45:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:45:32Juan, I've questioned a lot of people.

00:45:34Don't send him to that.

00:45:35Was it you?

00:45:36Did you go see?

00:45:36But accidentally.

00:45:38It's just that he got into a mess with changing my car because he was running away from Paloma.

00:45:40Son!

00:45:41Do you realize the situation you're putting me in?

00:45:43I'm supposed to go to the police.

00:45:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, dialogue, dialogue.

00:45:47But, Fernando, you see me capable of killing someone.

00:45:51Your case is much more serious.

00:45:53Yes, because you have a relationship with the victim.

00:45:55Come on, the judge might think it's a crime of passion.

00:45:58No, you're going to jail, for sure.

00:45:59Oh, I'm starting to feel sick.

00:46:01What religions do you recommend?

00:46:03Look, as a lawyer you turn yourself in, as a neighbor you get rid of your car.

00:46:07Yes, that's exactly what I told him, but he doesn't want to.

00:46:10Yes, it has new pads.

00:46:11Ah, but they're going to catch us.

00:46:13Do whatever you want, but I don't want to know anything.

00:46:15Okay, but okay, we're getting rid of the car.

00:46:17But how?

00:46:19Come, I have an idea.

00:46:21Hey, Fernando, thank you very much.

00:46:22You should know that you can pay the assessment in three installments without interest.

00:46:25Thank you very much, yes.

00:46:26Fernando.

00:46:36Look how cute they were, they had a pension plan.

00:46:39You see, I thought these bars were like truck-busting bars, so, hey, there's a bit of everything, right?

00:46:58Yeah.

00:47:00Are we there yet?

00:47:01But I don't know what I'm doing here.

00:47:03I'm never going to find anyone.

00:47:04I'm going to be an old, lesbian, single woman with two cats, lots of plants, and a really cool disco.

00:47:08Hey, no, but if you're the cutest girl in the room, you'll see how someone will approach you right away.

00:47:14Hello.

00:47:15Hello.

00:47:16Would you like a drink?

00:47:18I already have it, thank you.

00:47:19And I'm with a friend.

00:47:22Well, that's strong, have you seen how that girl got into me?

00:47:24Yes, yes, I've seen it, yes.

00:47:26Well, it was a coincidence, huh?

00:47:27He didn't see you well, come here so the light can shine on you.

00:47:30Hello.

00:47:31Hello.

00:47:31I was looking at you from afar and I said, I know this girl from somewhere.

00:47:35Clear.

00:47:36Sorry, I'm with a friend, okay?

00:47:38Okay, okay.

00:47:39Have you seen?

00:47:40But if you go out more than me.

00:47:41No, you know what happens?

00:47:42It's that they see you as so pretty, it's that they see you as inaccessible.

00:47:45And I've gone overboard with the neckline, it's also a combination of factors.

00:47:48Hey, do you feel like dancing for a while?

00:47:49I am married.

00:47:50Me too?

00:47:51Ah, well, then head for the track and I'll come later.

00:47:54Bea, Bea, don't go.

00:47:55Finish your glass at least.

00:47:57But Bea.

00:47:58Don't you go to my gym?

00:47:59You wish you would.

00:48:02Bea.

00:48:05Yago, when you want to go to bed, tell me.

00:48:08So, when you fall asleep, I dream that I'm going to the bedroom.

00:48:12Don't worry, I always go to bed late.

00:48:14Oh yeah, me too.

00:48:16Let's see what's on TV.

00:48:18Are you going to turn on the TV?

00:48:19Yeah?

00:48:21No.

00:48:22I don't know.

00:48:24Lucia, this is the most horrific invention of the entire 20th century.

00:48:27Not the atomic bomb, not Jesús Lindy Ubrick's album, not even reggaeton.

00:48:31Look, around here they poison us, they manipulate us, they push us to consume, to consume, to consume, to consume.

00:48:37Just the other day I saw a shampoo ad where there was a girl who was lathering her hair and it looked like she was having an orgasm or something.

00:48:44Yes, but I've used it and you wouldn't believe it.

00:48:47What I like most about TV are series and movies.

00:48:51Did you know that by the time a kid turns 18, he's seen more than 80,000 murders on TV?

00:48:56No.

00:48:57But come on, they're showing Rambo movies less and less, right?

00:49:01Yes, you're right, no TV.

00:49:03But I didn't want to watch TV either.

00:49:05I'm so tired, come on.

00:49:06I was looking forward to going to bed.

00:49:09Oh, how tired I am!

00:49:10I have to tell you something.

00:49:20Look, Lucia, you are a beautiful, sexy woman, even one of the sexiest I've ever seen in my life.

00:49:28Yeah.

00:49:28But I have a little problem with you.

00:49:31Which?

00:49:33Please shave your armpits, it's really annoying.

00:49:36Yes, yes, yes, right now, yes, I always shave them, but...

00:49:40Don't worry, it doesn't have to be right now.

00:49:52You should be ashamed.

00:49:53At your age and stoners.

00:49:56That's a sin!

00:49:58What's up? Why do you think Moses was talking to a bramble?

00:50:01This is very complicated.

00:50:03If this is like making a crepe, bring it.

00:50:05Don't drop that thing, it costs as much as a can of scallops.

00:50:08What memories! The last one I smoked was at a Brincos concert.

00:50:17Here, give it some stick.

00:50:19What was missing was psychotropics.

00:50:26I don't notice anything.

00:50:28Are you sure we did it right?

00:50:30Yeah, damn it, take another drag.

00:50:38So I told him...

00:50:46Manolo, I'm pregnant.

00:50:52And what are you laughing at, if you liked it more than I did?

00:50:57I don't know, I can't stop.

00:50:59Come on, sleep the other part.

00:51:04And I want to go to bed.

00:51:06Concha, roll up.

00:51:08You're going to be even dumber than you already are.

00:51:16You are right.

00:51:17We should go to bed, because I might be admitted tomorrow.

00:51:20Same helmet.

00:51:21We've run out of joint, should we make another one?

00:51:24There is none left, it is very expensive.

00:51:26Buying from retailers is a ruin.

00:51:28If we grow some plants, I can see this business, just imagine.

00:51:32That, on top of that, traffickers.

00:51:35Man, if that's the case, in a therapeutic way...

00:51:41But those plants will cost a fortune.

00:51:44Emilio has a thousand euros from his extra payments.

00:51:48Maybe he'll leave them to me.

00:51:50Or maybe not.

00:51:57I'm hungry.

00:51:58I'm going to make myself a sandwich.

00:52:02Be careful you fall.

00:52:05Have you left the keys in the ignition?

00:52:14Yeah.

00:52:15And the windows down?

00:52:17Yes.

00:52:17All that's missing is a sign that says...

00:52:19Steal me, my owner is stupid.

00:52:21Hey, Juan, don't take it that way either.

00:52:23If the car is already many years old.

00:52:25It shouldn't cost that much money either.

00:52:27If it's not what it costs, it stops costing, Isabel.

00:52:29It's because it's new.

00:52:31Oh, the speakers are three days old.

00:52:32No!

00:52:33Don't go now.

00:52:36You scare away thieves.

00:52:37This is like fishing.

00:52:38You have to be very patient.

00:52:40Nothing.

00:52:41Let's wait.

00:52:45Turn on the radio.

00:52:50It's plugged in.

00:52:53Sorry.

00:52:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:53:23He arrived at the hospital.

00:53:24Hey?

00:53:26Hey.

00:53:29The car is still there.

00:53:31Fuck, I don't understand.

00:53:32This is a slum.

00:53:33They're supposed to steal things, right?

00:53:35And my bag?

00:53:37And the radio?

00:53:38Look, he lets us sleep in shifts.

00:53:42Excuse me.

00:53:43Have you seen anything?

00:53:45Sorry, ik heb, eh, nix gesin.

00:53:47Eh, kunt u mai traus wat geef, alstublieb?

00:53:51Well, it's the same.

00:53:52Could you lend us something?

00:53:54Stop, let go, stop, stop the bus.

00:53:58It's that we, they have robbed us.

00:54:00Isabel, Isabel, we have the car here.

00:54:02Uh, that's true, but it's bad.

00:54:04How lucky!

00:54:06Hey, what about the keys?

00:54:08Which one are you?

00:54:13Bye.

00:54:20Bye.

00:54:22Uh.

00:54:24Isabel, for God's sake.

00:54:25This car is bad.

00:54:27It's just wrong.

00:54:28It always goes backwards.

00:54:31Should we leave him a note?

00:54:33Ana, aunt, aunt, yes, she has nothing.

00:54:37Clear.

00:54:38Now I understand why I don't get laid with guys.

00:54:41I have a lesbian face.

00:54:42Carmen, please don't talk nonsense.

00:54:43Bea, seven girls came on to me last night.

00:54:46That's not normal.

00:54:47Come on, not even in gym class at 13, when my boobs grew before anyone else, had I had such success.

00:54:51Well, look, it always boosts the ego to feel desired.

00:54:54Inga, Inga, shut up, okay?

00:54:56Shut up, this is all your fault.

00:54:57I would never have set foot in that bar if you hadn't hooked up with Bea and then completely ignored her.

00:55:02Look a little louder, they didn't hear you on the first one.

00:55:04Yes, we heard that.

00:55:06Thank you.

00:55:07Carmen, please leave it, I'm fine.

00:55:08What are you going to be okay with?

00:55:09If you're a mess.

00:55:11Well, look, the best thing would be for me to find another apartment.

00:55:13I'm leaving.

00:55:13Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:55:15Nobody is leaving here.

00:55:16These are the typical frictions and dustings of living together.

00:55:20Well, I'm going to get tested.

00:55:21Give me a little bit of this, I'll take the speed.

00:55:24Wait!

00:55:24That the blood test is the first thing they do on you.

00:55:26Balanced breakfast, huh?

00:55:28Start the day with energy.

00:55:29What's the matter?

00:55:30Do you have a drug problem?

00:55:32It's just this once.

00:55:33That's what Angel Cristo said.

00:55:36Look, Paco got it from me on the internet.

00:55:40Amphetamine intoxication.

00:55:41Chest pain.

00:55:43Dizziness.

00:55:44Cardiovascular collapse.

00:55:46Cerebral hemorrhage.

00:55:47And comma.

00:55:48You're going to end up like Doña Paloma.

00:55:50Good morning.

00:55:51Hey, Emilio, what was I going to tell you?

00:55:52You can't lend me money to pay for the tests.

00:55:54Ah, that's what you need me for, isn't it?

00:55:56Well, are you going to let me have it or not?

00:55:57I'm going to give it back to you.

00:56:00Is that a yes or a no?

00:56:03Wait a moment, I have it downstairs.

00:56:06Here, go on.

00:56:07Give this a little once-over, you're terrible.

00:56:12Belén, if you keep treating him like this, you'll end up alone.

00:56:15Well, like you.

00:56:16If you don't shut up, huh?

00:56:23Go on, eat.

00:56:27There has to be an easier way to get rid of the car.

00:56:31Why don't you give a pop quiz and fail the whole class?

00:56:34They might burn it for you.

00:56:35Good morning.

00:56:52What's wrong, Vicento?

00:56:53Hey?

00:56:54I think he gets up very early and by mid-morning he's no longer a person.

00:56:58Then it goes back up with the nap.

00:57:00Good morning.

00:57:09Very nice of you.

00:57:11We've been going on all night without any sign of life and you haven't even called on the phone.

00:57:14I thought you'd be doing your thing.

00:57:16I don't want to be the typical possessive son.

00:57:18I don't like to set your time.

00:57:21Isabel, the one who will want to give us information about the investigation is the police officer.

00:57:25They're a little weird, aren't they?

00:57:33Yeah.

00:57:33I think I should have told them to give me a break.

00:57:36This weekend punished.

00:57:38Yeah?

00:57:39Mr. Cuesta, the laboratory has already analyzed the paint remains.

00:57:43It is a metallic green passenger car about eight to ten years old.

00:57:47Ah, how fast everything goes, doesn't it?

00:57:49Now we are comparing types of paint to recover the circle mark.

00:57:54As soon as I know something, I'll call you.

00:57:55Yes, yes, please let me know.

00:57:57They are doing an excellent job.

00:57:59Damn the police, how efficient.

00:58:02Instead, you call them because there's noise in the bar across the street and they don't even show up.

00:58:05Shh.

00:58:07Rosa has information that I can help you with.

00:58:10Yeah.

00:58:11Hello, Rosa.

00:58:13Can you please give me the phone number of a car scrapyard?

00:58:17Any in particular?

00:58:17Hey?

00:58:19Well, I don't know, it's a good scrapping.

00:58:21Take note.

00:58:22What do you mean, a scrapyard?

00:58:25Thank you, Rosa.

00:58:28Juan, don't worry.

00:58:29I'll take it myself.

00:58:30What was it, John?

00:58:32And what do I do in the meantime?

00:58:34Ah, well, I don't know.

00:58:35Hang the clothes.

00:58:36Yesterday he put on a washing machine.

00:58:37Dad, did you take my thousand euro bonus?

00:58:50Yeah.

00:58:52What do you mean?

00:58:53Where are they?

00:58:54Here, in the courtyard.

00:58:56Hey, don't mess with me, okay?

00:59:05Well, in the end I'm going to leave your life sorted out.

00:59:08Son, one day all this will be yours.

00:59:11No, it's already mine.

00:59:12Did you spend my money on a plant?

00:59:14Ignorant of life, this is an investment.

00:59:16It's like money in the bank.

00:59:18But, Dad, what is this?

00:59:19Dope?

00:59:19No, sir.

00:59:21Cannabis.

00:59:21Speak properly.

00:59:22But what are you growing drugs in a common area?

00:59:25Do you know what the neighbors are going to do to me?

00:59:27Here I bring the humidifier.

00:59:29This is useful for controlling air humidity.

00:59:32What have you become, crazy?

00:59:33Or have you been given cheap chinchón?

00:59:35Are they going to put us in jail for drug dealing?

00:59:37What is self-consumption?

00:59:38Or therapeutic sales to seniors?

00:59:40My sister has been recommended the herbs she has studied.

00:59:44It reduces anxiety and is very good for asthma, glaucoma, sclerosis...

00:59:49Yes of course.

00:59:50And nine out of ten dentists recommend it against cavities.

00:59:52Come on, man.

00:59:55Emilio!

00:59:56Oh my goodness!

00:59:59Oh.

00:59:59Yeah.

01:00:06But how could you possibly think of roofing a common area without community authorization?

01:00:09It's a kick in the butt!

01:00:11No, Mr. Juan, it was my father.

01:00:13What's it like to be the one who hangs the laundry and is so cold...

01:00:15Please take that down right now!

01:00:17It's going to end up as a mosaic of bird droppings.

01:00:23Oh my goodness, what is that?

01:00:26Andrew!

01:00:26Hi how are things?

01:00:27You're risking a written warning, aren't you?

01:00:31And you too, how do you not take that away?

01:00:33Don't worry, Mr. Juan, I'll take care of it, okay?

01:00:38Look, you're already dismantling Jurassic Park and throwing it away.

01:00:42Well, you see, it's your money.

01:00:44Ah, but it can't be returned.

01:00:46We have lost the tiqui.

01:00:47Are you stupid?

01:00:48Son, if we just have to beat around the bush a bit until the business gets fat with the neighborhood retirees.

01:00:52But how are the older men going to buy marijuana from you?

01:00:55We sell it as an infusion.

01:00:57Individual bags.

01:00:59We're just missing the name.

01:01:01Purrimans!

01:01:02Marisa has spread the word at the hair salon.

01:01:04Word of mouth is on the move.

01:01:07Look at it.

01:01:09Yeah?

01:01:11Virtues?

01:01:12Yeah?

01:01:13Do you want to place an order?

01:01:15Yeah.

01:01:16Oh, holy shit.

01:01:17What do I say to Mr. Juan?

01:01:18What did you tell me to take all this off?

01:01:19Son, I trust in your talent.

01:01:22And now, the finishing touch.

01:01:27Puchinidad drives them crazy.

01:01:29You'll see how they grow.

01:01:30I'm going to open the bar in case anyone shows up.

01:01:33Oh, so you're going to sell it here?

01:01:35Emilio!

01:01:36Are we leaving or what?

01:01:37Go!

01:01:38Damn, I'm surrounded.

01:01:43Okay, my client is requesting ownership of the house and to stay with Andy Lucas.

01:01:47He's willing to give up his CD collection, his passive exercise machine, and Mónica Naranjo's autograph.

01:01:52Well, I think we're going to trial.

01:01:53Because my client also claims the house.

01:01:56And at least one of the dogs.

01:01:57But how are we going to separate it?

01:01:58Can you wait for her to have a litter?

01:02:00They are both males.

01:02:01Oh, it's a shame you're breaking up because it seems you love each other very much.

01:02:05Mauri...

01:02:05I would give myself some time because then you regret it and all the paperwork is done, right?

01:02:09Well, since I see there's nothing else to say, we'll see each other at the conciliation ceremony.

01:02:13All right, we'll be there.

01:02:14And Monica's autograph is mine.

01:02:16He writes for Pedro with affection.

01:02:17Leave it, they'll just give in.

01:02:25How do you see it?

01:02:26I see arrangements, honestly.

01:02:28Don't worry, you bought the house before you got married.

01:02:30You're not going to lose her.

01:02:32Hey, but really, do you think that lo nostro has anything?

01:02:33Yes, yes.

01:02:34Luis, remember to send me the bills from Pedro's psychologist, okay?

01:02:37So we can use them against them.

01:02:38Yes, yes.

01:02:39Well, let's see if I can find them, okay?

01:02:40Very good.

01:02:41Come on, see you later.

01:02:41See you later.

01:02:43Don't give me that lecture, I already know what you're going to say.

01:02:45But what are you?

01:02:46The reincarnation of Jesús Puente?

01:02:48What is this a law firm or is what you need love?

01:02:50Mauri, there are no feelings here.

01:02:52Sorry, but Ali McBean had them and so did Perry Mason.

01:02:55But what do you care if they get divorced if you don't know them at all?

01:03:00Above earthly faggots with feelings.

01:03:03Mauri, if they reconcile, we won't gain a penny.

01:03:04And what is more important?

01:03:05People's happiness or taking their money?

01:03:08Fernando, it's in these situations that you see the human quality of people.

01:03:11Well, stop brainwashing me.

01:03:12This is a business and it's not going to work like this.

01:03:14I'm the lawyer, so let me do it.

01:03:16Okay, okay.

01:03:16Don't worry, I'll stay out of it.

01:03:20But don't get angry.

01:03:21Who's angry?

01:03:26Hello, Luis, I'm Mauri.

01:03:28Hey, call Pedro tonight and we'll see each other tomorrow.

01:03:30and we talked calmly, without lawyers.

01:03:33Okay.

01:03:36Are you sure you're okay?

01:03:37Very good.

01:03:38Yeah?

01:03:48Wait here a moment, we'll call you right away.

01:03:50Thank you.

01:03:51Hey, didn't they give you the sandwich?

01:03:56Emilio, that's when you donate blood.

01:03:58This is an analysis.

01:04:00And what do you think they do with the blood they took from you?

01:04:02Throw it away?

01:04:03They'll stick that one in someone's mouth.

01:04:05I'm going to the bathroom to swallow this.

01:04:06Give me that amphetamine, you don't need it.

01:04:08Hold still!

01:04:08No, Belén, you are very naughty and I will end up here.

01:04:12Now I'm going to get into the little clouds!

01:04:13Spit it out.

01:04:14No.

01:04:14Let the spit be lived, let it spit.

01:04:19I swallowed it.

01:04:21Nativity scene?

01:04:22Yeah.

01:04:22Here, the electro and the bull plate.

01:04:27It's all right, we're done.

01:04:29What do you mean we're done already?

01:04:31And the stress test?

01:04:32What stress test?

01:04:33Well, at the bank they had told me that I had to run a treadmill

01:04:36and that they were going to put some tubes in me and some...

01:04:39Wow, no way!

01:04:40Electro is enough.

01:04:41Don't worry, everything is already there.

01:04:47Don't you see?

01:04:49You took drugs for nothing, silly.

01:04:50You're stupid!

01:04:51You are heavy.

01:04:53Thank goodness we're not together anymore.

01:04:54Man, John King and I saved us.

01:04:58Good afternoon, madam.

01:05:04Lucia.

01:05:07I love you.

01:05:09And that's a feeling that no one can take away from me.

01:05:14Not even you.

01:05:16And I already know that you think I'm not good enough for you.

01:05:21and I agree, but love is not logical.

01:05:28And even though you've broken my heart and even though you've treated me so badly,

01:05:36I know I will always love you.

01:05:43Sorry.

01:05:44Honey, do you feel like going out for lunch together today and then going for a walk or...?

01:06:03How could you hurt this poor man so much, huh?

01:06:07That?

01:06:08Lucia, this isn't something you do to a member of Green Villages, eh?

01:06:11But hey, why are you looking at this, huh?

01:06:12If it is private.

01:06:14No, it was there, it had no title.

01:06:15I thought, maybe it's porn.

01:06:17But you know everything this man is suffering for Tila, the things he is feeling.

01:06:20Well no, I don't know because I haven't seen it yet.

01:06:24Oh, because you haven't even seen it?

01:06:27You, you are the one who has no heart.

01:06:29Hey, I do have it.

01:06:31No, Lucia, that man is suffering for you.

01:06:33Even I get tears in my eyes.

01:06:36Come on, Iago, please, this is a relationship we had and that's it, it's over, but now...

01:06:40No!

01:06:41It's not over.

01:06:42Until recently there were plans to get married.

01:06:44Look, he says it at minute 47.

01:06:46Okay, but don't put it on me now.

01:06:47This is not the Lucía I fell in love with, the one I left my girlfriend for.

01:06:53Did you leave your girlfriend for me?

01:06:55And I left Carlos for you, he's beautiful.

01:06:58And what are you going to do with me?

01:07:00Destroy my heart too?

01:07:03I don't have a video camera, eh.

01:07:08What's up, Lucia?

01:07:10I had to ask him if he had seen a video that...

01:07:11Carlos, comrade!

01:07:15You're going to get through this, huh.

01:07:18Yeah.

01:07:19You're going to get through this.

01:07:20Okay.

01:07:22Together we'll get you out of this hole.

01:07:24Thank you.

01:07:25And I'm going to give it my all, but I'm sure.

01:07:27My God, Iago.

01:07:28Thank you.

01:07:30Oh, okay, come on then.

01:07:31Well, okay, I'm the bad one, the son of a bitch, the one who's to blame for everything.

01:07:34If that makes you feel more at ease, then tell me...

01:07:36How has it gotten, huh?

01:07:40And now what do we do?

01:07:42No, I don't know.

01:07:44Do you want to go to the bar and you tell me?

01:07:46Okay.

01:07:48Hey, so did you like the video?

01:07:51Damn, I haven't cried this much since Titanic.

01:07:55Sweet guy, you.

01:07:56These are things that one...

01:07:58Oh well.

01:08:11Belén, are you okay?

01:08:12You look like the kid.

01:08:12Oh no.

01:08:14I'm like...

01:08:15As accelerated.

01:08:16I have a pulse...

01:08:18A thousand.

01:08:19And I can't breathe.

01:08:21Clear.

01:08:22How are you going to be if you don't even know what you've gotten into?

01:08:24And on an empty stomach.

01:08:25Your body is fighting to survive.

01:08:27Emilio, I'm not being avial, okay?

01:08:28I don't make avies.

01:08:29You could fall down dead right now.

01:08:31That you have high blood pressure and an artery is going to explode.

01:08:34Oh, what anguish.

01:08:35Oh, what anguish.

01:08:36Oh, how distressing, Loli.

01:08:41Let's have a quick one to see if you relax.

01:08:43That's what I was thinking right now.

01:08:46What are you doing?

01:08:48Careful, careful.

01:08:50Careful.

01:08:50I have a fever.

01:08:52Take me to the hospital.

01:08:53To the hospital!

01:08:54Again?

01:08:55Come on, let George Clooney take you,

01:08:56who is the one who knows about urgency.

01:08:58Okay, huh?

01:08:59Okay, I'm going alone now.

01:09:00I'm having a heart attack.

01:09:02Okay.

01:09:03But hey, be careful.

01:09:04Careful.

01:09:06What is my life giving me?

01:09:08Runs.

01:09:11Following.

01:09:13I wanted four bags of that infusion

01:09:17They tell me it's going very well.

01:09:20It's 20 euros.

01:09:21A little expensive, isn't it?

01:09:22You try it and tell me.

01:09:27Mariano, I'm running out of material, huh?

01:09:33Good afternoon.

01:09:34Good afternoon.

01:09:35Good afternoon.

01:09:39Excuse me, what are you queuing for?

01:09:41To buy infusion.

01:09:43It's that I have the kidneys.

01:09:45I have tried it at lunchtime

01:09:47and I made love to my husband.

01:09:49We laughed.

01:09:50Emilio?

01:10:03Water, water, water, water.

01:10:04Water.

01:10:04Wait a minute, I'm changing.

01:10:06But what have they got going on here?

01:10:08Nothing.

01:10:08A few plants because this was very sad.

01:10:11This is marijuana.

01:10:12Are they selling drugs in the community?

01:10:15Therapeutic infusions for seniors.

01:10:17Lifelong palliative care.

01:10:19Didn't the herbs recommend it?

01:10:21Did Isabel recommend it to you?

01:10:22Yes, for the anxieties and ailments of old age.

01:10:25And increases libido.

01:10:27I'm telling you this because I haven't heard from you in days.

01:10:30And as a neighbor, I worry.

01:10:32Look, I'm selecting cuttings to create a new, more aromatic genetic variety.

01:10:38Marijuana.

01:10:39We've been open to the public for three hours and have 1,915 euros.

01:10:44I don't care what box they made.

01:10:46This is drug trafficking.

01:10:48We give you commission.

01:10:49Can you think of anything better to pay for the spill?

01:10:52He's trying to buy me.

01:10:54What commission are we talking about?

01:10:56A 20.

01:10:57In three weeks you have paid for all the community's leftovers.

01:11:00Hey, do you have anyone here or what's going on?

01:11:02One moment!

01:11:03But look at the line there is on the street.

01:11:10It's a blast.

01:11:12What do we say to the police if they ask?

01:11:14Well, this is where people in the public sign up to go to Patricia's diary.

01:11:17We have put a bus.

01:11:19Don't worry, damn it.

01:11:20If everything is thought out.

01:11:21For God's sake, take down the sign, it's not a fishmonger.

01:11:24This was what I was missing.

01:11:26Don't worry.

01:11:27Would you like an infusion?

01:11:28No.

01:11:29Where is Emilio?

01:11:30What do I know?

01:11:31Where did they take me?

01:11:33What are they going to do to me?

01:11:34Peaceful.

01:11:35A stomach pump.

01:11:36No!

01:11:37No!

01:11:37No, no, no!

01:11:37Velencia, you stubborn and stupid and you don't listen!

01:11:41Please, you have to wait outside.

01:11:43No!

01:11:43Stay with me and give me your hand!

01:11:45Think about it, Belén.

01:11:46Reflect, reflect.

01:11:47Yeah!

01:11:50Yeah!

01:11:51Emilio, your father is selling bags of marijuana at the gatehouse.

01:11:55Mr. Juan, I know that he is already very old and I cannot take care of him.

01:11:58Let's see if the euthanasia thing goes ahead and...

01:12:01Please come here right now.

01:12:03Yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:12:04I'll be right there, okay?

01:12:06Wow, what a day it's going so well.

01:12:08Coward!

01:12:08It's done.

01:12:18Take.

01:12:19The vest and the triangles.

01:12:22That you can save them for the new car.

01:12:24It's pretty stripped down, isn't it?

01:12:26Unrecognizable.

01:12:26Yeah.

01:12:27Phew!

01:12:27They ripped off the wheels, then removed the seats, and then put the sheet metal in a machine and crushed it like that.

01:12:36Leave, leave, leave, leave, no, don't tell me, no, leave, leave.

01:12:39Isabel, have you recommended that your neighbors grow marijuana?

01:12:43Hey?

01:12:44No, I told Vicenta that the poor thing was very worried about the operation, that you smoke a little, just a little, before going to bed to relax.

01:12:54Beautiful.

01:12:55Me punishing José Miquel for drinking a beer while his mother recommends the neighbors smoke joints.

01:13:00Come on, what is called setting a good example.

01:13:02You're grounded!

01:13:02It's therapeutic, Juan. Besides, I don't think Vicenta can get the marijuana. Where's she going to buy it?

01:13:10Well, at the gatehouse. Mariano is growing it in the yard and selling it to all the elderly people in the neighborhood as a therapeutic option.

01:13:16There's a longer queue at the entrance than at the Madrid Barça ticket office.

01:13:18You're the president. You close the store and seize the merchandise.

01:13:23Eh, but now they're making a lot of money and they're going to allocate part of it to pay the community assessment.

01:13:29I have a major moral dilemma.

01:13:30So, you're going to commission in a corrupt way.

01:13:33We get out of one mess and into another.

01:13:36Well, neither Mariano nor Marisa are owners. If they get caught, I'll deny any connection. Just like Felipe with the Gals.

01:13:41Look, Juan, let's go to sleep, we've had enough stress out there.

01:13:44Yes, I need a vice president. I can't handle everything.

01:13:48Life overwhelms us, Juan. Life overwhelms us.

01:14:00Yes, yes, yes.

01:14:01Oh, I'm so sick. It must be the monkey.

01:14:08No, well I'm already addicted.

01:14:10Matías, I'm shell.

01:14:12Yes, yes, your check is ready. The banker will take it to the notary tomorrow.

01:14:18So see you tomorrow?

01:14:20Yes, at half past twelve.

01:14:21You'll recognize me immediately. I'm a tall woman with very expressive eyes.

01:14:26Okay, okay.

01:14:27And what are you like?

01:14:29Very handsome too. Come on.

01:14:31Good night.

01:14:32Room, man, for God's sake.

01:14:34Concha, bring me a glass of water, I'm feeling dizzy.

01:14:38Wait, I have to go tell the slut that tomorrow she has to go out on the street without fail.

01:14:44Hey, I'm feeling really bad.

01:14:45Yes.

01:14:53Come on, Belén is in the hospital and these three are lost out there.

01:14:58Let's see, I'm wearing panties, a toothbrush, lucigrams, and a vibrator.

01:15:03Where is the slut?

01:15:06Which one? Because there aren't any here right now.

01:15:09Tell Belén that I'll sign the sale of the apartment tomorrow.

01:15:12He should wake up, he has to empty me out for the first hour.

01:15:15Well, you'll have to call the hospital because she's admitted.

01:15:17What happened to him?

01:15:21An overdose, Doña Concha. She tried to commit suicide.

01:15:24But what are you saying?

01:15:26The poor girl was having a terrible time.

01:15:28I've left her, you've kicked her out of the house, the passion of hawks has ended, you've gathered everything.

01:15:32And now who's with her?

01:15:34She's alone. If she doesn't talk to her family, I can't leave my job.

01:15:38Oh, poor thing!

01:15:40I'm going to the hospital right now.

01:15:42What room number do you have?

01:15:44Ask at reception for the stomach pump.

01:15:46But I didn't know you loved her so much.

01:15:48Belén came to see me in the hospital when I was sick.

01:15:51I'm staying with her until she's discharged.

01:15:53Well, since you're going, take him the emergency hospital kit.

01:15:56Emilio, where were you? Did you leave me alone?

01:16:08Belén, I've already got Concha off your back for tomorrow.

01:16:11Oh yeah? And how did you do it?

01:16:13Well, I told him that you tried to commit suicide and he's going with you to the hospital to keep you company.

01:16:17But what are you saying?

01:16:18Yes, that way you'll keep her busy, so she can't go sign it out of the apartment. Well thought out, isn't it?

01:16:22Yeah, but then I can't go either.

01:16:25Well, Belén, give me a receipt and I'll come for you.

01:16:28It's called a power of attorney and you have to call a notary.

01:16:30Well, it's a little bit on your part, right? It looks like I'm going to buy the apartment.

01:16:34How are you?

01:16:35Emilio, stop lecturing me, okay? Please.

01:16:39But I haven't told you anything.

01:16:40Yes, but you're going to do it.

01:16:41Well yes, because this could have ended in disaster.

01:16:44That you are an unconscious pill popper.

01:16:48Nativity scene!

01:16:49Nativity scene!

01:16:50Nothing, hey, it's his thing. I don't know, I'm the fool here.

01:16:56Right...?

01:16:57Can.

01:17:08I'm Concha.

01:17:12Concha, but what are you doing here?

01:17:15I couldn't allow my Slut to be alone in the hospital.

01:17:20I'm staying with you until you recover.

01:17:23I brought my nightgown.

01:17:25But he won't sign the sale of the apartment tomorrow.

01:17:29I'm canceling it. It'll be sold.

01:17:31No, man, no. He already has a buyer.

01:17:34Why don't you call a notary to sign a power of attorney for you so someone else can go?

01:17:38So it stays with me, I am very weak.

01:17:40Sure, I can send Marisa.

01:17:43You'll see how good you and I will be together.

01:17:46What are you doing?

01:17:48I'm going to the bathroom.

01:17:49No way, you're very weak.

01:17:52Come on, I'll get you the wedge.

01:17:54The fact that?

01:17:55No, no, but I can walk slowly, but I can take it step by step.

01:17:59No, no, no.

01:18:00Come on, take it.

01:18:02No, but why don't you call the notary?

01:18:05This makes her feel calmer, right?

01:18:07Well.

01:18:08Wow, wow.

01:18:15It's that we gays should not separate ourselves.

01:18:17After having fought so hard for our rights,

01:18:19how are we going to end?

01:18:20Divorced people the same as heterosexuals?

01:18:22Please, we are more romantic.

01:18:24I don't know, I really love him.

01:18:26You see?

01:18:26But he never tells me.

01:18:27But tell him.

01:18:29Look, no.

01:18:31Also, I'm very angry with him.

01:18:32He's been very rude lately.

01:18:33Ask for forgiveness.

01:18:34I?

01:18:34That.

01:18:35Because?

01:18:35That if you ask for forgiveness, he tells you that he loves you.

01:18:39Sorry.

01:18:40I love you.

01:18:41Three beers, please.

01:18:42Already.

01:18:53Excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom for a moment.

01:18:56Mauri.

01:18:57Man.

01:18:57What the hell are you doing here?

01:18:58And you?

01:18:59Looking for an office.

01:19:00Well, I don't like this neighborhood.

01:19:01What are you doing with Luis and Pedro?

01:19:03Do you want something to drink?

01:19:03What do you do with them?

01:19:05I've found them, don't get paranoid.

01:19:07Mauri, you have a flashing sign that says I lie, I lie, I lie.

01:19:10Okay, I called them.

01:19:11Last chance, if they don't fix it, I'm quitting, I swear.

01:19:14What had we agreed on?

01:19:15That you wouldn't interfere with my work?

01:19:16Yes, sorry, because I'm a member and I demand results.

01:19:19What results?

01:19:20If they reconcile, they don't pay.

01:19:21Yes, we charge for relationship counseling.

01:19:23You'll see how much happier they pay.

01:19:24I am a lawyer, there is no genius knowledge.

01:19:26Look, they don't get divorced very often.

01:19:28Hey, by the way, thanks so much, guys, really, huh?

01:19:30We've decided to give it another chance.

01:19:33Yes, I am the most honest lawyer we have ever met.

01:19:36Hey, by the way, huh?

01:19:39You have to come over to my house for dinner one day.

01:19:42That Pedro makes a wonderful lamb tagliatelle.

01:19:44Okay, very good.

01:19:45We will go.

01:19:46Come on, see you later.

01:19:47See you later.

01:19:51See how good it is?

01:19:52I fixed one couple and you ruined another.

01:19:54Fernando, please, when you get melodramatic...

01:19:57No, hey, I'm leaving without paying.

01:19:59He's not looking, he's throwing.

01:20:00Shoot, he's not looking.

01:20:00Pull, yes, please.

01:20:03Mrs. Concession of the Garcia Fountain.

01:20:06In whose name do you want to make the power of attorney for the sale of your home?

01:20:10Maria Luisa Benito Balbuena.

01:20:13Do you know your ID?

01:20:16Maybe she doesn't even know.

01:20:17Just a moment, I'll call her.

01:20:19I don't think he's woken up, because it's only eleven o'clock.

01:20:25Hey, hey, I need you to make me one of those too.

01:20:29Note that today I also sign the purchase of an apartment.

01:20:32Okay, as soon as I do it to his mother...

01:20:34No, no, no, no, no.

01:20:35It's just that you can't find out anymore, because...

01:20:37Why surprise?

01:20:39As soon as I'm done with them, wait a minute and I'll get rid of her.

01:20:44OK.

01:20:52Here you are.

01:20:53Okay, that's it.

01:21:01I'll send it to the notary right now, we're running a bit late.

01:21:05Concha, could you go down and get some tokens for the TV?

01:21:08I'm going to miss the Simpsons.

01:21:09I don't understand why they are so popular.

01:21:12He is a yellow child who does not grow.

01:21:14In whose name do you want to wield power?

01:21:21Emilio Delgado Martínez.

01:21:23Son, you sit in a suit like a Christ with two guns.

01:21:27Dad, don't you have another one?

01:21:27This jacket is very strange.

01:21:29I don't know the suit on the hanger.

01:21:31You are a bit of a jerk.

01:21:32You have not inherited my genetics.

01:21:34Yes, of course, of course.

01:21:35Well, I'm leaving.

01:21:36I have to buy an apartment.

01:21:39Save that for a bit.

01:21:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:21:43Which floor are they going to?

01:21:44Let's see Juan Cuesta.

01:21:45Scientific police.

01:21:47Ah, well, nothing.

01:21:48All right, welcome, huh?

01:21:51Good morning, officers.

01:21:55Are these here?

01:21:56Again?

01:21:58Hello.

01:21:59How are you?

01:22:01Have you discovered anything?

01:22:02The plasma is here.

01:22:03They are with Juan.

01:22:05What a bastard he sold us out!

01:22:06Let's flush everything down the toilet like in the movies.

01:22:09No, don't let him do it right for you.

01:22:10Everything must be burned.

01:22:12Give me the lamb.

01:22:12I'm sorry, but we've abandoned the investigation.

01:22:16Of course, since they can't find the car.

01:22:19There are more than 200,000 registered vehicles of that color.

01:22:22And our troops are overwhelmed.

01:22:25Sorry, but the case is closed.

01:22:26Come on, the car that hit Paloma could be parked right here at the door and they wouldn't even notice.

01:22:32Probably.

01:22:32Do not open the window.

01:22:37Damn, we're not going to get a size 15 corocón.

01:22:40That's why, party.

01:22:41Come on.

01:22:44Hey, something's burning in the yard.

01:22:46Yes, it's the goalkeeper's father, who is burning his stamp collection.

01:22:50He is very disenchanted with philately.

01:22:52Well, it smells like marijuana.

01:22:53Let's see, maybe it's a flying stamp from Princess Wilhelmina.

01:22:58EITHER...

01:22:59EITHER...

01:23:00Since I see that this cannot be fixed, I'm leaving.

01:23:09I'm staying with the notary.

01:23:14It is a small amount for local self-consumption.

01:23:18It doesn't matter here, does it?

01:23:19Oh, sorry.

01:23:20I'm going crazy.

01:23:27Well, where is the lady who is selling the apartment?

01:23:29Yes, in 10 minutes I have an inheritance distribution and this place is going to be packed with people.

01:23:33She's coming, she's an older lady who's taking her time through life, right?

01:23:37Sorry.

01:23:38The bus driver got lost.

01:23:42Yes, or you have the wrong line.

01:23:44It could also be.

01:23:46Damn, what's with this here?

01:23:47I'm coming from Belén to buy the apartment.

01:23:49Oh yeah?

01:23:51Is Belén going to buy the apartment?

01:23:52What a strange thing.

01:23:54Come on, let's get started, these gentlemen in ties are in a hurry.

01:23:57Yes please.

01:23:59On the one hand, Mrs. Concepción de la Fuente García, born on March 29, 1930.

01:24:04When?

01:24:05Damn, the aunt.

01:24:06How do you take years off?

01:24:07Hey, forgive her, it's just that she's been using generics to save money.

01:24:12And on the other hand, Mrs. Belén López Vázquez, born on December 11, 1973, agrees to purchase a 3rd B apartment at 21 Desengaño Street, free of charges and leasehold as a certain body with all its main integral and dependent accessories and up to date with contributions, taxes and community expenses for the price of 240,000 euros.

01:24:32Amen.

01:24:35Please sign here.

01:24:42You here.

01:24:46Here.

01:24:47There, there, there.

01:24:51The bank representative, Mr. Federico Villanueva, can deliver the check to the seller.

01:24:56Here you are.

01:24:58If you don't put it in an account in Andorra, we'll mediate.

01:25:02I don't know if it's a good idea to give this lady a check, huh?

01:25:06No, don't worry, it's nominative.

01:25:08Well, that's it, isn't it?

01:25:10Well, not everything.

01:25:12I just need this lady to give me back my pen.

01:25:14Sway with a rope like in the bank.

01:25:17Listen.

01:25:18Well, congratulations, huh?

01:25:20And may you be very happy.

01:25:21Well, let's see what can be done.

01:25:22Thank you.

01:25:32How are you?

01:25:38That's it.

01:25:39The house is yours.

01:25:40Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:25:43I'll call you back later.

01:25:44Belén, you owe me a big one, huh?

01:25:46Yes.

01:25:48Of the fat ones.

01:25:48Unbearable old woman!

01:26:03Oh, what damage!

01:26:06Let's see, why?

01:26:20The call from the hospital that I'm being admitted now.

01:26:22It's just that Juan always ends up in the police station because of you.

01:26:26The idea of marijuana was yours, Lady Cannabis.

01:26:30I just told Vicenta to smoke a little to relax.

01:26:34Not that you would become the Medellín cartel.

01:26:37Please, and also get this out of the way, because I'm getting dizzy.

01:26:40I'm getting sick again too.

01:26:42Clear.

01:26:43Why are you coming down?

01:26:44They're admitting me.

01:26:46Who's coming with me?

01:26:49Well, we now have another complaint and another trial on the horizon.

01:26:52With a very clear fine of up to 6,000 euros for possession and trafficking of narcotics.

01:26:57This is awesome, isn't it?

01:26:58Let's go, Juan, this air is militiated.

01:27:00And we have an assessment that we cannot pay.

01:27:02And I've scrapped my car for nothing.

01:27:04And my son drinks.

01:27:05And steals records.

01:27:06You and I have to go to the lothario more often because I've overdone it.

01:27:10Come and put her to sleep, you are not old enough.

01:27:12What do you mean no?

01:27:14Age is what I have left over.

01:27:15Marisa, I'm being admitted.

01:27:18Have you signed the apartment?

01:27:20Strange indeed.

01:27:20Why didn't you tell us you were selling it to Belén?

01:27:23That?

01:27:24Look at the contract.

01:27:27Belén, López Vázquez.

01:27:31But why don't you shut up?

01:27:32Because if not, there's no move.

01:27:34Hey, we could eat a little later.

01:27:36I have a craving for steak.

01:27:38Dad, cholesterol, huh?

01:27:39I'm not telling you anymore.

01:27:41But he accompanies me to the hospital.

01:27:47Whore!

01:27:48Open now!

01:27:49Whore!

01:27:50Let's see.

01:27:53Will you stop banging on my door?

01:27:56You can ring my doorbell.

01:27:58Did you buy it from me on the sly?

01:27:59That's not valid!

01:28:01Let's see who's going to get on your nerves now, you insufferable old woman.

01:28:04What did you call me?

01:28:05Come on, a little please, we're among neighbors.

01:28:09You could have just come right up and told me to my face.

01:28:12Yeah, and he would have sold it to me?

01:28:13No, but we wouldn't be angry now.

01:28:16Look, Mrs. Concha, I'm going to tell you something I've wanted to tell you for a long time.

01:28:21Go fuck yourself!

01:28:22Don't save him, you unbearable old woman.

01:28:24That's a lot of years, right?

01:28:26Unbelievable!

01:28:26Whore!

01:28:28If you want war, you'll get it.

01:28:30You don't know what you've done!

01:28:32Marisa, here's the 40 million check, see if he calms down a bit.

01:28:35Ah, yes, here it is...

01:28:36Damn, I've smoked the last cigarette and I'm going to give you the pack!

01:28:41Have you put my check in your pocket?

01:28:45And the lighter shit in the milk of the refillable one!

01:28:48There's no one living here!

01:28:57There's no one living here!

01:29:04There's no one living here!

01:29:11There's no one living here!

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