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A lost cartoon from 1970s by Rankin-Bass. Found from the internetarchive.org.
A lost cartoon from 1970s by Rankin-Bass. Found from the internetarchive.org.
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00:00We're gonna pull it around and fill the room we're back here today.
00:20Put on your rosy-colored glasses and your smile, yeah, that's the way.
00:26And because we're putting on the nonsense, the funny stuff and nonsense, the riddles, jokes, and silly things, it's all come-foolery.
00:36Oh, yes, we're putting on the nonsense, the funny stuff and nonsense, we're jizzle and pretty funny bone, it's all come-foolery.
00:45With the enthusiastic elephants, the fiskidia fish, the yawgy-bongy bow, the scroobious snake, and the outrageous brawl maker.
00:54Come on, we're putting on the nonsense, the funny stuff and nonsense, the riddles, jokes, and silly things, it's all come-foolery.
01:06Dandelion's Delight
01:14I am a kite!
01:17Every day I come out here and attempt to fly my tree, but...
01:24But it always gets tangled in the top branches of a little boy with a round head!
01:34What's good about grief?
01:38I saw a man-eating shark at the aquarium.
01:41I saw a man-eating tuna fish at a restaurant!
01:44Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!
01:45Blah! Blah!
01:47Let's have some limericks!
01:49Blah! Blah! Blah!
01:50Blah! Blah! Blah!
01:51Blah! Blah!
01:52Blah! Blah! Blah!
01:53Blah! Blah! Blah!
01:54Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!
01:55There was an old person of itk-leek
01:59Who could not abide to right, quickly
02:04So he rode to Carnac on a tortoise's back
02:09That moony old person of itk-leek
02:12So he rode to Carnac on a tortoise's back
02:17That moony old person of itk-leek
02:22There was an old person of crowl
02:27Who lived in the nest with an owl
02:31When they screamed in the nest
02:33He screamed out with the rest
02:35That depressing old person in crowl
02:38When they screamed in the nest
02:40He screamed out with the rest
02:42That depressing old person in crowl
02:47Yuck!
02:48There was an old man of black eef
02:53Whose head was adorned with a big wreath
02:57Made of lobsters and spice
02:59Pickled onions and mice
03:01That uncommon old man of black eef
03:04Made of black etef
03:06Made of lobsters and spice
03:07With gold onions and mice
03:09That uncommon old man of block eef
03:12Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- fitting
03:19Rings on her fingers
03:21Bells on her toes
03:22She shall have music wherever she goes
03:25Frankly, it'd be easier
03:28If I just went out and bought a transistor radio
03:30And now we continue with our Epoch Epoch
03:36Which we started last week
03:38We present the second chapter of
03:41Oh, what a place to work with an earache
03:46The history of the seven families of the Lake Pippo Popo
03:51Presenting the second chapter entitled
03:54Chapter 702
03:57The history of the seven young parrots
04:02The seven young parrots had not gone far
04:05When they saw a tree with a single cherry on it
04:08Which the oldest parrots picked instantly
04:10But the other six, being extremely hungry, tried to get it also
04:14On which all the seven began to fight
04:17And they scoffled and huffled and ruffled and shuffled and bubbled
04:21And screamed and shrieked and bit and bumped and thumped and dumped
04:25And flubbed each other
04:27Oh, knock it off!
04:29Knock it off!
04:30Until they were all torn into little bits
04:33And at last, there was nothing left to record this painful incident
04:38Except the cherry and seven small green feathers
04:42And that was the vicious and voluble end of the seven young parrots
04:47The history of the seven young storks
04:50When the seven young storks set out, they walked or flew for fourteen weeks in a straight line
04:56And for six weeks more in a crooked one
04:59And after that, they stood still and made a simultaneous chatter-clatter-blattery noise with their bills
05:05About the same time, they perceived a large frog spotted with green and with a sky-blue stripe under each ear
05:13So, being hungry, they immediately flew at him
05:17And were going to divide him into seven pieces
05:19When they began to quarrel as to which of his legs should be taken off first
05:24I said, knock it off!
05:27And after they fought for a week, they pecked each other all into little pieces
05:31So that at last, nothing was left of any of them except their bills
05:36And that was the end of the seven young storks
05:39The history of the seven young geese
05:43When the seven young geese began to travel
05:46They went over a large plain on which there was but one tree
05:49And that was a very bad one
05:52Presently, they perceived a long way off
05:55An object of the most interesting and obese appearance
05:58Having a perfectly round body
06:00Exactly resembling a boiled plum pudding
06:03With two little wings and a beak
06:05And three feathers growing out of his head
06:08And only one leg
06:10So, after a time, all the seven young geese said to each other
06:15They aren't all done
06:17This beast must be a plum pudding flame
06:19On which they incautiously began to sing aloud
06:23Plum pudding flea, plum pudding flea
06:27Wherever you be, oh come to our tree
06:30And listen, oh listen, oh listen to me
06:33That's a pretty awful song
06:35But you gotta admit it's better than the camp town races
06:39And no sooner had they sung this verse
06:42Than the plum pudding flea began to hop and skip on his one leg
06:45With the most dreadful velocity
06:47And came straight to the tree
06:49Where he stopped and looked about him
06:51In a vacant and voluminous manner
06:53On which the seven young geese were greatly alarmed
06:56And all of a tremble memble
06:58So, one of them put out his long neck
07:00And just touched him with the tip of his bill
07:02But no sooner had he done this
07:04Than the plum pudding flea skipped and hopped him out
07:07More and more and higher and higher
07:09After which he opened his mouth
07:11And, to the great surprise and indignation of the seven geese
07:15Began to bark so loudly and furiously and terribly
07:19That they were totally unable to bear the noise
07:21And by degrees, every one of them suddenly
07:24Tumbled down quite dead
07:26What kind of story is this?
07:29We used up 21 characters
07:31In this chapter alone
07:33So, that was the end of the seven young geese
07:37I know, I know
07:40More next week
07:42Oh, for pity's sake
07:44No more of that
07:44Let's have a blackout
07:45And a commercial
07:46Anything, anything
07:48How did I end up like this?
07:50Sometimes I wish I'd never hatched
07:52Oh dear, oh dearie, dearie, dearie, dearie, dearie
07:55I can play piano by ear
08:02What's so great about that?
08:05Watch
08:05Do you know that's amazing?
08:11No, but if you hum a few bars
08:13I can fake it
08:14The Empire State Building
08:19Yeah
08:20Well, you go down three blocks
08:23Turn to the right
08:24Go four blocks
08:25You can't miss it
08:27Wash behind your knuckles
08:30What wallows in the mud
08:33Snorts and carries brightly colored eggs
08:36An Easter pig
08:38Cooking lesson
08:41Today we have a double treat for you
08:43We will learn how to make angel food cake
08:47And devil food cake
08:48And to show us how
08:50Here's Tom Poory's own
08:52Devilish little angel
08:53The Enthusiastic Elephant
08:56Thank you, thank you, thank you
09:00You're welcome
09:02Now, the only difference between angel and devil food cake is this
09:07If you're low down and naughty and have dirty fingernails
09:11And leave rings around the bathtub and junk like that
09:15You make devil food cake
09:17Conversely
09:19If you're sweet and good and have clean ears
09:23And a neat room and manners and gorf like that
09:26You make angel food cake
09:28Now, first you need eggs
09:31Eggs may be procured in many ways
09:34Angelically
09:35Or devilishly
09:40And in this way
09:43All the proper and soft morric ingredients are procured
09:46Now, take all the ingredients and put them in a large, fiscally sound bowl
09:53Mix well
10:00Mix well
10:01Mix well
10:02Mix well
10:04Mix well
10:14Mix your batter
10:16Till it takes on the texture of fine cardio rye
10:19Or coarse golf balls
10:21Whichever is more overwhelming
10:23Then, place it in an oven
10:26Bake in a hot oven
10:31Making certain you're wearing summer clothes
10:34Bake for 17 weeks at 100,000 degrees
10:37Or 100,000 weeks at 17 degrees
10:41Whichever is loudest
10:42Remove from oven and serve immediately
10:46How come your cake is so big
11:00Mine is so little
11:02Somebody up there
11:05Likes me
11:06End of cooking lesson
11:10And now
11:11Mr. and Mrs. Descabalas
11:15Mr. and Mrs. Descabalas
11:22Climbed to the top of a wall
11:25And they sat to watch the sunset die
11:29And to hear the new pair of people cry
11:32And the biscuit buffalo fall
11:35They took up a roll and some chamomile tea
11:39And both were as happy as happy could be
11:43Till Mrs. Descabalas said
11:46Oh, W-X-Y-Z
11:50It has just come into my head
11:54Suppose we should happen to fall, darling, Mr. Descabalas
11:59Mr. Descabalas answered
12:03At first it gave me pain
12:05And I felt my ears turn perfectly pink
12:09When your exclamation made me think
12:13We might never get down again
12:16But now I believe it is Riza by far
12:20To remain forever just where we are
12:24And Mr. Descabalas said
12:27Oh, W-X-Y-Z
12:31It has just come into my head
12:34We shall never go down again
12:38Dearest Mrs. Descabalas
12:40So Mr. and Mrs. Descabalas
12:44Stood up and began to sing
12:47Far away from Holly and Sprite
12:51Here we will pass the rest of life
12:55Ding-a-dong-ding-dong-ding
12:57We want no knives, no forks, no chairs
13:02No tables, no carpets, no houses, no cares
13:05From glory of life we fled
13:08Oh, W-X-Y-Z
13:12There is no more trouble ahead
13:16Sorrow or any such thing
13:18For Mr. and Mrs. Descabalas
13:22Yes, sir?
13:29Do you sell alligator shoes in this shoe store?
13:32Why, certainly
13:32We'd like to see something for him in brown and white
13:36Money doesn't grow on trees
13:40Spaghetti grows on trees
13:43Oh, those noisy horns
13:47We just want to thank all you folks out there in TV land
13:52Who have been writing us all those wonderful leathers
13:55I'd like to answer a few of your questions
13:58Yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no, maybe
14:05Impossible
14:07Sometimes, but he stopped
14:09Yes, no, yes
14:11Only when it sizzles
14:13Maybe
14:15No, no, yes, no
14:18No, no
14:20You're right
14:21But don't tell anyone because he's very shy about it
14:24Be nice to peanut butter
14:27Spread it around
14:29Brainy lecture
14:34Today's brainy lecture is entitled
14:36How to make a million dollars
14:38Take it away, youngie
14:40I'd like to
14:41I'd like to
14:42The best way to make a million dollars
14:47Is to invent something that everybody wants
14:50Take my new invention
14:51See?
14:53Salt that looks like pepper
14:54And pepper that looks like salt
14:56What good is that?
14:59Well, when someone takes the wrong one by mistake
15:03They won't be disappointed
15:04End of brainy lecture
15:09Bad child's book of beasts
15:12The python
15:14A python I should not advise
15:17It needs a doctor for its eyes
15:19And has the measles yearly
15:21However, if you feel inclined to get one
15:24To improve your mind
15:25And not from fashion merely
15:27Allow no music near its cage
15:30And when it flies into a rage
15:31Chastise it most severely
15:34I had an aunt in Yucatan
15:37Who bought a python from a man
15:39And kept it for a pet
15:40She died
15:41Because she never knew
15:43These simple little rules and few
15:45The snake is living yet
15:47The Welsh mutter
15:50The Cambrian welch or mountain sheep
15:52Is of the ovine race
15:54His conversation is not deep
15:56But then observe his face
15:59What kind of zoo is this?
16:01No birdhouse
16:02The porcupine
16:04What?
16:06Who would you slap the porcupine?
16:08Unhappy child, desist
16:10Alas that any friend of mine
16:12Should turn top-tophenist
16:14To strike the meanest and the least of creatures
16:17Is a sin
16:18How much more bad
16:19To beat a beast
16:20With prickles on its skin
16:22The bison
16:24The bison is vain
16:25And all right with pain
16:27The doormat you see on his head
16:29Is not, as some learned professors maintain
16:32The opulent growth of a genius brain
16:35But is sewn on with needle and thread
16:38Not a single bird in the whole birdless joint
16:41Atrocious
16:42Just atrocious
16:44Rhinoceros
16:45Your hide looks all undone
16:48You do not take my fancy in the least
16:51You have a horn where other brutes have none
16:54Rhinoceros
16:55You are an ugly beast
16:58The frog
17:00Be kind and tender to the frog
17:03And do not call him names
17:05As slimy skin
17:06Or palowog
17:07Or likewise ugly james
17:09Or gape a grin
17:10Or toad gone wrong
17:11Or billy dandy knees
17:13The frog is justly sensitive
17:16To epithets like these
17:17No animal will more repay
17:20A treatment kind and fair
17:22At least so lonely people say
17:25Who keep a friend
17:26And by the way
17:27They are extremely rare
17:29A birdless zoo is like a noodle-less soup
17:33The whale
17:35The whale that wanders round the pole
17:39Is not a table fish
17:41You cannot bake or boil him whole
17:43Nor serve him in a dish
17:46The yak
17:48As a friend to the children
17:51Commend me the yak
17:52You will find it exactly the thing
17:55It will carry and fetch
17:57You can ride on its back
17:59Or lead it about with a string
18:01The tartar who dwells on the plains of Tibet
18:04A desolate region of snow
18:07Has for centuries made it a nursery pet
18:10And surely the tartar should know
18:13Tell your papa where the yak can be got
18:17And if he is awfully rich
18:19He will buy you the creature
18:21Or else he will not
18:22I cannot be positive
18:24Which
18:25This is the most discouraging zoo
18:27I've ever experienced
18:28No birds
18:29No birds
18:30No birds
18:31No birds
18:32Oh my no birds
18:34No birds
18:35And now a story that I wrote myself
18:38You wrote a story
18:41An elephant story
18:43Must be a small pile
18:47Oh very funny
18:49How come I never heard of it
18:51I've kept it in my trunk for years
18:55The rickety rake and the caramel cake
18:59Oh the rickety rake and the caramel cake
19:02Went out for a jolly walk
19:03Along the paisley boulevard
19:05To the house of the celery stalk
19:07Then they all three went to a circus pie
19:10Expressly for the sea
19:12A baked Alaska juggling
19:14A lemon and a flea
19:16Then off went they to a pink cafe
19:18That was run by a table of dote
19:20And they dined on cans and old tin pans
19:23For the waiter was a goat
19:25Went home a bound
19:27A bridge they found
19:28That was owned by the sugar bowl
19:30And they heard him say
19:32You'll have to pay
19:33And a feather is the toll
19:35But
19:35But no one had a feather
19:37Except for the celery stalk
19:39So while the others had to swim
19:41The celery could walk
19:43All the rickety rake and the caramel cake
19:46They ducked and splashed and flayed
19:49And cried
19:50For sooth
19:51To tell the truth
19:53It's mostly lemonade
19:55And a cop drop was the lifeguard
19:58He rode up in a coffee pot
20:00And said
20:01It has plenty here to drink
20:03But please don't drink the lot
20:05Then late at night
20:06When the owl was bright
20:07And the clock struck forty-four
20:09Their mum and dad were awfully glad
20:11To see them at the door
20:13So they kissed them six times on the nose
20:16And Grandpa winked his eye
20:18And shook his head
20:20And loudly said
20:21I'm taught a kite to fly
20:23Well, what do you think?
20:27Words cannot express
20:30What I feel about your story
20:33Well, if words can't
20:35What can?
20:36I'll show you
20:38Little boy blue
20:43Come blow your horn
20:45The cow's in the meadow
20:47The sheep's in the corn
20:48Oh, but man
20:50Those cats don't dig horns no more
20:53I got me a box
20:54For Razzle
21:01We're gonna
21:09Pull you around and
21:11Fill the room
21:11We're happy today
21:13Put on your rosy-colored
21:15Glasses and your smile
21:17Yeah, that's the way
21:19Because we're putting
21:21On the nonsense
21:22The funny stuff
21:24And nonsense
21:24The riddles, jokes
21:26And silly things
21:27It's all come foolery
21:29Oh, yes
21:29Come on
21:30On the nonsense
21:31The funny stuff
21:33And nonsense
21:33Brutiful and free
21:35Funny bone
21:36It's all come foolery
21:38With the enthusiastic
21:40Outputs
21:40The Fiskidia
21:41Fish
21:42The Yogi-Bongi
21:43Bow
21:44The Scroobius Snake
21:45And the outrageous
21:47Obrowlager
21:48Come on, we're putting
21:50On the nonsense
21:51The funny stuff
21:53And nonsense
21:53The riddles, jokes
21:55And silly things
21:56It's all Tom
21:58Foolery
21:59It's all Tom
22:01James
22:01On the nonsense
22:03。
22:05No
22:05On the nonsense
22:07It was strange
22:09It was strange
22:09The way
22:10The funny stuff
22:11It would PUBG
22:12It was strange
22:14It was strange
22:17I can't freedom
22:18You
22:19Ill Rules
22:19Soft
22:22I can't
22:23Move
22:24I can't
22:25think
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