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00:00No, top, top right. Top right! Top right!
00:03Sorry, Nottie, it's just that I've turned it off at the mains now.
00:08Top right, Mary. Oh, stop it!
00:11Angela Rayner. You're just like Angela Rayner. You're incompetent.
00:20Yes!
00:21Ooh, happy days.
00:23Oh, Daniella will like this.
00:24He's gone and done and did it.
00:25I don't trust him because he's teetotal.
00:27Oh, no! No!
00:28Cryptic, that ain't it. Convoluted that.
00:31Oh, no, no.
00:33What a waste of a muffin.
00:36What's that?
00:37Unacceptable!
00:39Yeah!
00:40What the hell? Is that it?
00:43There's not much evidence of man-boob, is there, Mary?
00:46Oh, I hate Swiss roll.
00:47Oh, no!
00:48Oh! Oh, no!
00:50Oh, he's a badger. Yes, he's a badger.
00:53Oh, man, he's got one in and one out.
00:55It's the kind of trash I adore.
00:57Was that good for you or was it was for me?
01:01In the week Gary Lineker grabbed a gong at the NTAs, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:08Big stars were getting the K-pop treatment on Apple TV+.
01:12I'm here!
01:13Which superstars are daring to-
01:16People slag that air-do off if you're on the precinct in Salford, but look.
01:20I- I-
01:21We invented that.
01:22I love a pineapple air-do.
01:24Do you know what?
01:25If you can't get your housework done, put your hair up in a pineapple.
01:29Yeah.
01:30It's motivational.
01:31It is.
01:32There was more international matchmaking on Discovery+.
01:36I've just fallen in love with someone from a different country.
01:41You know my friend Henry from Sri Lanka?
01:43Yeah, she married a-
01:44Off-blind date.
01:45Yes, she did.
01:46She was the first blind date wedding, my friend Hen.
01:48Um, which was a real thing at the time.
01:52Well, the-
01:53On your beer.
01:54Well, I- I met him when we were out there.
01:56Yeah.
01:57And he was very sweet, but she's- she's dumped him, hasn't she?
02:00No, no.
02:01Hasn't she? I thought she had.
02:02No, no, they're very happy.
02:03Oh, good.
02:04Yeah.
02:05And it was a taxing week for Downing Street on ITV News.
02:09Happier times.
02:10The gang of three who led Labour to its parliamentary landslide only 14 months ago.
02:15Look at that, the three.
02:16The three muscatillas there.
02:17Yeah.
02:18No more.
02:19They'll be cutting around all the family pictures.
02:23Just gluing David Lammy's face.
02:26On an orange dress and blazer.
02:29Just cropping his head in.
02:31The good old days.
02:39In Edinburgh.
02:40You feeling the heat there?
02:41I am feeling the heat.
02:42Sister.
02:43I feel that it's really quite warm.
02:44Would you like some water?
02:45Do you like some water?
02:46Meet sisters Susie and Rosie.
02:49Yeah, but you'll get it from the tap, won't you?
02:52You're damn right.
02:53Oh my God.
02:54I haven't drunk tap water since 1993.
02:57Now, I know what you're going to say.
02:58You don't.
02:59Fussy cow.
03:00What you playing at?
03:01Exactly.
03:02I think it's a horrible habit now.
03:05I think I'm just an addiction.
03:07An addiction to bottled water.
03:09I think it is.
03:11Because in Scotland, water is beautiful and gorgeous to drink.
03:16It is.
03:17But I just haven't done it for...
03:18What is that?
03:19How long is that?
03:2032 years.
03:2132 years.
03:22Yeah.
03:23On Saturday night, more punters were doing daft things for a bit of dough on ITV.
03:30You bet on tour?
03:31Mmm.
03:32Oh, it's you bet.
03:33You bet.
03:34I've never heard of that.
03:35No, I haven't either.
03:36Have you watched it?
03:37No, I've never watched it.
03:38This is it.
03:39We're virgins.
03:40We're you bet virgins.
03:41I don't like to call this you bet on tour.
03:46I call it Y-bot.
03:49Nice.
03:53Say already.
03:54Do you know a challenge, Annika?
03:55I used to love that.
03:56No.
03:57Oh, who wouldn't have known about it?
03:58Probably wasn't bored.
03:59It was big, it was big.
04:00The only thing we're missing is our challenger.
04:03And here he comes.
04:04Dylan, everybody.
04:06Oh, yeah.
04:07Well done, Dylan.
04:08Aw, came in hot.
04:09A little flip.
04:10He doesn't look like a normal person.
04:11He's just done a back flip.
04:12That wasn't a back flip.
04:14What was it?
04:15A birani.
04:16So, what's your bet?
04:17I bet that I can complete a show jumping course on foot faster than a professional equestrian
04:22can on a horse.
04:23What?
04:24Interesting.
04:25Oh, right.
04:26What an interesting thing to come up with.
04:27He can do it, but can the horse do it?
04:29Yeah.
04:30Has anybody asked the horse?
04:32Yeah.
04:33They will need to snake around and complete this challenging nine jump course.
04:37Oh, heavens.
04:39How do you remember where to go?
04:41I'll be real with you.
04:42I have a lot of faith in Dylan.
04:44I'm going to say no to this.
04:46This is a wild challenge still.
04:47Yeah.
04:48So, Joe riding the horse Cooper is going to set the time for you to beat Dylan.
04:54Here we go.
04:55Giddy-o.
04:56Come on.
04:57Bite off.
04:59Oh, he's never going to beat this horseman.
05:02If Dylan goes faster than that horse, he's not a human.
05:05Look at the height of that.
05:07Beautiful.
05:08He's scared.
05:09He's looking worried now.
05:10He's looking worried.
05:11Oh, fuck.
05:12He's springing up.
05:13Going up to the final sprint now.
05:14Final sprint, yeah.
05:15Right, one more.
05:16He's going to do it in under a minute, easily.
05:1840 seconds.
05:1940 seconds.
05:20Oh, my God, that's fast.
05:21It's very fast.
05:22That's very fast.
05:23You've got 40 seconds to beat.
05:24Right, come on, Dylan.
05:25Quite high, aren't we?
05:26That fancies.
05:27I'm in.
05:28If he does it.
05:29If he does it.
05:30Fair, fair fucking play.
05:31Three, two, one, go.
05:33Go on, Dylan.
05:34He's done his first job.
05:35Yes.
05:36Right, that's one.
05:37Come on, Dylan.
05:38Please do it.
05:39He looks quick, Jay.
05:40I'll tell you what, he is fit, isn't he?
05:41Look.
05:42He's done jump number two.
05:43Ooh, a yellow to touch the face.
05:44I think that's cheating.
05:45The horse wasn't.
05:46No.
05:47Come on, Dylan.
05:48Jump number four.
05:49Jump number three.
05:50Jump number three.
05:51Come on, Dylan.
05:52Jump number four.
05:53Jump number four.
05:54Oh, a yellow to touch the face.
05:56I think that's cheating.
05:57The horse wasn't.
05:58No.
05:59Come on, Dylan.
06:00Jump number four.
06:01Jump number four.
06:03Oh, God, that's amazing.
06:06Oh, he's showing off now.
06:08Oh, my God.
06:09Ten seconds.
06:10He's only got ten seconds.
06:12Oh, is he going to do it?
06:14Come on, you dick.
06:16One, jump left.
06:18This is the last one.
06:19Nine, eight, ten.
06:21Come on.
06:22Don't do.
06:23Six, four, five, nine.
06:25Yes.
06:26Shut up.
06:28Blimey.
06:29Well done, Dylan.
06:30Well done, Dylan.
06:31I can't believe it.
06:33Dino.
06:34Dino.
06:35Dino.
06:36Dino.
06:37Dino.
06:38Is that a joke?
06:39Dylan's a horse.
06:40I think you should try the Grand National next, Mary.
06:42There was only three seconds between them.
06:44I know.
06:45Exactly.
06:46That's incredible.
06:47It is incredible that the guy could do that.
06:48And to be frank, I blame the rider.
06:50Well...
06:51Yes, you could do.
06:52Yeah, you could do.
06:53I also think the other guy had the advantage of being able to leap himself over holding
06:57onto the pole.
06:58I know.
06:59I know.
07:00Which actually isn't in the spirit of the game.
07:01No.
07:02I'm sure it wasn't in the rules.
07:03Did anybody mention that?
07:04No, I'm sure.
07:05You don't see the rider or anything holding on as the pole goes down grabbing it to stop
07:08it falling.
07:09Exactly.
07:10You know, so...
07:11I think there was a little cheat there.
07:12No.
07:13No, because he couldn't cartwheel over the door.
07:14No, he couldn't.
07:15No.
07:16He couldn't.
07:17No.
07:18So, unfair advantage, actually, I think.
07:19I think so, too.
07:20And I don't think that was explained to us in the beginning that that was allowed.
07:24Still, they're very clear that he's won and they're very happy.
07:27So, that's the end of the story, I guess.
07:29He was very happy.
07:32In home.
07:33Happy birthday to you.
07:36Best friends Jenny and Lee.
07:39Happy birthday to you.
07:42Happy birthday to you.
07:45Happy birthday to you.
07:50Here.
07:51I've got a second.
07:56How were you supposed to be?
08:01Marilyn!
08:02You look more like fucking Boris Johnson.
08:04On Sunday night, Brits were looking for love from across the globe on Discovery Plus.
08:11Have you ever watched this?
08:12I have never watched this in my entire life.
08:14No, you wouldn't.
08:15It's not your kind of programme at all.
08:16No.
08:17It's the kind of trash I adore.
08:18We'll get you on the show soon, Amani.
08:2090 day fiance.
08:21You're reaching 30, Sue.
08:25Well, I think you know about 90 days, wouldn't you?
08:31I'd know about the first fucking hour.
08:33Yeah.
08:34Sandra and Finn.
08:35Bath and Brazil.
08:36Oh, they look nice together.
08:37Same age.
08:38Yeah.
08:39I'm really looking forward to today.
08:40But I can't stop thinking about this barbecue that Heloisa is having.
08:41It's just really on my mind.
08:42Who's Heloisa?
08:43So Heloisa is Sandra's sister back in Brazil.
08:46I think I would like to call her.
08:47Why?
08:48And say, look, you know, what's been going on?
08:49And I feel a little bit upset that, you know, the barbecue that you're having or had with
08:53me, you're also now having with your ex.
08:55Oh, so the barbecue, the sister Heloisa, the sister Heloisa.
08:57They're the same age.
08:58Yeah.
08:59They're the same age.
09:00Yeah.
09:01I'm really looking forward to today.
09:02But I can't stop thinking about this barbecue that Heloisa is having.
09:05It's just really on my mind.
09:06Who's Heloisa?
09:07So Heloisa is Sandra's sister back in Brazil.
09:09I think I would like to call her.
09:10Why?
09:11And say, look, you know, what's been going on?
09:12Your ex.
09:13Oh, so the barbecue, the sister Heloisa.
09:17Has invited Sandra's ex.
09:19That would be like your sister inviting your ex to the barbecue.
09:25She does do that.
09:28I just think it's not the right time to call her.
09:32Yeah, maybe just bite your tongue.
09:33Just see how it goes.
09:34Yeah.
09:35Just calm.
09:36Just see how it goes.
09:37After Finn and Sandra had popped round to Finn's mum,
09:40he just couldn't let it lie.
09:43I need to know if Heloisa is plotting to get Sandra back together with her ex.
09:49Oh, no.
09:50He's going to call the sister, isn't he?
09:51I think he's going to dig a big hole here.
09:53Sandra said, don't cause an issue.
09:55Yeah.
09:56Don't call her.
10:00Oh, she answered.
10:01And she's smiling.
10:02He's a phony guy, isn't he?
10:05Do you want Sandra and him to get back together?
10:11Why are you talking like that?
10:13Yeah, she's Brazilian, not deaf.
10:15I don't want her to go back to him.
10:17There you go, Finn.
10:19See, so he's just being a bit insecure, basically.
10:21You are not going to get married with my sister.
10:24Ooh!
10:26Why?
10:27Why?
10:28Tell us why.
10:29I don't think you're going to leave the country and come here to live here.
10:33Ah!
10:34Oh.
10:35Snap.
10:36Damn right, Heloisa, because you are an insecure, jealous man,
10:39and it's never going to work.
10:40Well, that's told Finn.
10:41That's told Finn.
10:42Isn't it?
10:43How are you doing?
10:44Hi.
10:45Hi.
10:46I just called your sister.
10:47Oh!
10:48Look, he thinks it's funny.
10:49You are a total...
10:50Is he an idiot?
10:51Do they call them dickheads?
10:52Yeah.
10:53People like that.
10:54Why did you call her?
10:55Uh...
10:56I just wanted to have a conversation with her about...
10:58You can't even get the words out.
10:59But we talk about this.
11:01It's funny.
11:02It's funny.
11:03It's funny.
11:04It's funny.
11:05It's funny.
11:06It's funny.
11:07It's funny.
11:08It's funny.
11:09It's funny.
11:10It's funny.
11:11It's funny.
11:12It's funny.
11:13That was not the right time to talk to my sister.
11:18Can we move on?
11:19Can we move on?
11:20Uh...
11:21No.
11:25She's fueling me, this Sandra.
11:26Look at her face.
11:27Wait till you get in that fucking car.
11:30Sandra and I had a massive argument last night.
11:33Oh.
11:34Surprise.
11:36I wonder why.
11:37But I've got a plan to make things better.
11:40Oh, don't say he's a radio DJ.
11:42Is he?
11:43Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to have a phone-in today.
11:45I want your opinion on inviting exes to barbecues.
11:49In the final hour of today's show, I'm going to propose to my long-distance girlfriend live on air.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:57Oh, no, Finn.
11:58Not after an argument.
11:59Why?
12:00That does, yeah.
12:01And for Westbound, Junction 8, Junction 10, also, another broken down vehicle has caused a lane closure there.
12:08Not after the traffic report.
12:11After the traffic report.
12:13For a while now, I've been, as you know, in a relationship with someone from afar.
12:19She's actually joining me in the studio right now.
12:23Oh, no.
12:24Oh, no.
12:25If Ick was a face, that would be it.
12:28I just wanted to ask you one thing.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:32Oh, my God.
12:33Oh, God.
12:34Wait for it.
12:35This is going to go down so badly.
12:36We are on air.
12:37Please don't swear.
12:38Oh, Lee.
12:41No, no, no, no.
12:43Oh, my God.
12:44He's got the ring.
12:45Oh, he's been to Ratna's, Mary.
12:48Will you marry me?
12:50Are you sick?
12:54Are you sick?
12:57Are you sick?
12:59What's your answer?
13:01What are you going to say?
13:02If she's got any gumption in her, she'll tell him to eff off.
13:05I know.
13:07This is awkward.
13:09It's the people of Slough.
13:11The people of Slough.
13:15What's your answer?
13:16We don't know.
13:17The leaflet is hanging.
13:18I hope she says no.
13:22This is not the right time, Alan Partridge.
13:26Don't propose to me on air.
13:28We all know that it's going to be a no.
13:31Yeah.
13:32But it's how does he get out of this now without looking like a total tool?
13:35In Wiltshire.
13:36Can I just ask?
13:37That beautiful squash, if you had not harvested it, would it go bigger and bigger and bigger?
13:54No, this stopped growing some time ago, so it's now curing in the sun.
13:58Giles and his wife, Mary.
14:00What's that water on it?
14:02Has it been raining?
14:04I was wiping off a bit of pigeon poo.
14:06You weren't?
14:07With the dishcloth.
14:08Oh, with the dishcloth.
14:09With the dishcloth.
14:10Oh, I bet you'll have to put the dishcloth in the…
14:12Why are you trying to spoil things?
14:13Sorry, you'll have to put the dishcloth in the clothes washer now.
14:17By the way, I happened to open your desk drawer earlier and a pigeon flew in and went to the loo in your desk drawer.
14:24What?
14:25Now, do you like these images?
14:26No, I don't.
14:27No.
14:28On Monday night, drama in the Dales was reaching fever pitch on ITV.
14:33Do you know what?
14:34I'd still live in the countryside, even if it was like I'm a Dale.
14:37Yeah.
14:38Dangerous.
14:39It's just worth it for the fresh air.
14:40Yes, it's animal outdoors.
14:41It's not my thing at all.
14:42You know I'm not really interested in fresh air.
14:44I like to admire a view from a window.
14:46Or a car.
14:47Or a car.
14:48Or a car indoors.
14:49I feel fresh air is overrated.
14:51It really is.
14:52Isn't it supposed to be juicy tonight?
14:57Yeah, I tell you now, Lee, I wish I lived in that village.
15:00Aaron has been drugged in a cottage he's trying to escape.
15:03John Sugden has been holding him hostage.
15:06He's got another fella hostage in a bunker in the woods.
15:09And he's killed Nate.
15:10Bloody hell, it's all kicking off in Emmerdale, isn't it?
15:17Don't drink it, Aaron.
15:18Come on, drink up.
15:20What's this, Emmerdale?
15:21I'm misery who's he, Kathy Bates?
15:26He's drinking it, you dick.
15:28Well, you haven't got a lot of options, have you?
15:29Oh, boy.
15:30Aaron, man, you're definitely not going to get away now.
15:33I'm going to leave you to sleep this off.
15:35OK?
15:36I've just got a little air in to run.
15:39I've got to go feed my other hostage.
15:45He's going to have to stick his fingers down his throat here,
15:47isn't he?
15:48I told you.
15:51Whoa!
15:52We don't need to be sitting there.
15:53Fucking hell.
15:54He's doing a tactical.
15:55Yeah.
15:56Tactical Chunder.
15:57What's made you laugh, man?
16:00Oh, I was just thinking about something else.
16:02Oh, no.
16:03Try and keep in the zone, Natty.
16:07Who the hell's that?
16:08It's Rob.
16:11That's Robert.
16:12That's John's brother, who Aaron has slept with behind John's back.
16:19Oh.
16:20Here we go.
16:21Oh, no, there's John.
16:23What are you doing here?
16:24What are you doing here?
16:25I just wanted to see how Hansel and Gretel are getting on in a cottage in the woods.
16:28He knows something's wrong.
16:29Aaron is going nowhere.
16:30He's happy here with me.
16:32He isn't.
16:33He's off his bones in the walkthrough.
16:35The best brother won.
16:38Robert.
16:39That's like a red rag to a bull, Mary.
16:42Oh, this is going to get all a little bit feisty.
16:44I know it isn't.
16:45You can see.
16:47Ooh!
16:48Yeah, yeah.
16:49Ooh!
16:51Ooh!
16:52Shit!
16:54He ain't killed Robert and all.
17:00His phone.
17:01Who is it?
17:02It was on the phone.
17:07Who's that?
17:08Aaron.
17:09Has he got a ring doorbell in the woods?
17:10What's going on?
17:11Now that is mental.
17:16Oh, my God.
17:17He's on a cliff edge.
17:18Oh, he's still not stable, is he?
17:20Aaron's still not stable.
17:21He's still a bit wussy.
17:25Is that John?
17:26Aaron, you're in a dangerous position there at the edge of that cliff.
17:32Is Robert dead?
17:33I don't know.
17:34He's not looking so great, is he?
17:35He's not got up.
17:38He's awake.
17:39Fucking hell.
17:40You broke my jaw.
17:42He's fucking done my jaw.
17:45I did it.
17:48I killed Nate.
17:49Oh!
17:50He's admitted.
17:51Which one's Nate?
17:52Is that the one that's lying down in the woods there?
17:53No, that's Rob.
17:54That's another one that he thinks he killed?
17:56Yeah.
17:57Fucking hell.
17:58You have to call the police.
17:59He ain't going to shop himself.
18:00Tell them what you've done.
18:01But something's got to happen.
18:02You can't keep killing people, Steve.
18:04There'll be no one left in the village.
18:08Hurry!
18:09Oh!
18:10Yes!
18:11Robert!
18:12Oh, voila!
18:16Is he going to call the police?
18:17Oh, he's doing it, Jenny.
18:18He's doing it.
18:19Help!
18:20I need the police right now.
18:21What?
18:22What are you doing?
18:23What the bloody hell?
18:24What are you doing?
18:25What the bloody hell?
18:26My husband's ex has just turned up.
18:27He's threatening to kill us.
18:28What?
18:29Shit!
18:30Oh, he flipped the script!
18:32John, you have to call them back.
18:34You want me to throw myself under the bus?
18:36John's going to throw himself under the bus
18:38and then it's going to look like them two have killed him.
18:40Where's the bus at like?
18:41I don't know.
18:42He just said the bus.
18:43It's going to be okay.
18:44Aaron!
18:45Will you just shut up?
18:46Oh!
18:47Right.
18:48I wouldn't turn my back to that man.
18:49I wouldn't.
18:50But if you can't be mine, I'm sorry.
18:52What's he going to do?
18:53You can't be anyone's.
18:55No!
18:56He's going to grab him.
18:57He's going to take Aaron with him.
18:59No!
19:00Oh!
19:01Oh!
19:02Oh, my God!
19:06Oh, please, no!
19:08No!
19:09Together?
19:10Oh, fuck.
19:14Oh, Robert Dawson, you and your big gob.
19:18How is Robert going to explain to the police
19:20that he didn't push them?
19:22I think that's impossible.
19:24I think what Robert might be better doing,
19:26he's orchestrating a slight fall down the cliff himself.
19:29Yeah!
19:30He dragged them.
19:31Yeah.
19:33Yeah, he's there with a sprained ankle or something,
19:35clutching onto a twig.
19:37In South East London.
19:38I've got to hand it to you.
19:39What?
19:40How you managed to sell to anyone that happens to be passing by, and you exceeded yourself.
19:50You sold at a funeral.
19:52A washing machine.
19:53What, the washing machine?
19:54Sue and her husband, Steve.
19:56I sold the flat.
19:57I had to get the washing machine out, put it in the back of our car.
20:01We didn't have time to get it out, and then we had the funeral the next day.
20:05I mean, not many people turn up at a funeral with a washing machine in the back of the car, do they?
20:09Well, I've never seen it before, but you've managed to sell it.
20:12Well, someone asked me about it, and I said, oh, well, if you want it, you can have it for 150 quid.
20:17I've spent 300 on it, and she went, done.
20:20Yeah.
20:21I was like, right.
20:22Well, she asked me if I was going to plumb it in.
20:24I know.
20:25No, I don't think so.
20:26Not 450 quid, love.
20:28This week, we took a deep dive into Korea's biggest pop craze on Apple TV+.
20:33You don't know how long I've been waiting for this.
20:35Let's get it.
20:36I'm banging through a bit of K-pop at the minute.
20:38It's all the rage with the young gums.
20:40Well, what, that gang man style?
20:42That was Korean money.
20:43Was it?
20:44Or gang-gan style?
20:45He doesn't have eight balls, wasn't it?
20:48He did, didn't he?
20:50One of K-pop's hottest groups will split into two.
20:54Ooh.
20:55Who are these?
20:56I think these are K-pop bands.
20:58To team up with global superstars, transforming their biggest hits, K-pop style.
21:04That's how much money is in Korean pop, that these megastars are like, yes, we are down to get involved in your song battle TV show.
21:11Jessica Lynn's probably flown there on jet too, I would have thought.
21:14To Korea.
21:15To Korea.
21:16She had to stop nine times.
21:22Do you remember when K-pop used to not be cool?
21:24I know.
21:25And now it's everywhere.
21:26Oh my God, I used to get bullied for liking it.
21:28Yeah.
21:29Coldplay have done a K-pop song.
21:31Okay.
21:32You are my universe and I...
21:36I've just seen Chris Martin, you're not nowhere near.
21:39Which superstars are daring to get K-pop tonight?
21:42It's the best selling girl group of all time.
21:45Is it Book's Fez?
21:46I mean, I don't think K-pop would be interested in the Smiths, for example, Natty.
21:51No.
21:52And their particular brand of gloom, gloomy male angst.
21:55Yes.
21:56It's time to spice up your life with the Spice Girls!
21:59Yay!
22:00I'm not a Spice Girls fan.
22:03Get out.
22:04Get out now.
22:05Who out of the Spice Girls will be doing this?
22:08Sporty.
22:09And scary.
22:10And scary.
22:11Maybe baby.
22:12If she's after a couple of quid.
22:14Yeah.
22:15It's Emma Bunton and Mel B.
22:18Yeah.
22:19You said...
22:20Not daft, am I?
22:22I'm not daft.
22:23Even the apple money can't live, it can.
22:27The song that we are K-popping is...
22:29Wannabe!
22:32Wasn't going to be anything else.
22:33Posh by saying, I tell you what I want, what I really, really, really want.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Goes into my head at least three times a day when I'm harvesting onions.
22:42We've never kind of changed the sound of Wannabe.
22:47Yeah.
22:48They're messing with it!
22:49So, I think, personally, I was a little bit nervous because it's our...
22:52It's our baby.
22:53Oh, stuck in the wires immediately.
22:55It's not broken, don't mess with it.
22:57Oh, I'm not on for this now.
22:59No.
23:00Don't touch a golden oldie.
23:01The end section is...
23:02Ah, ah, zig-a-zig-zig.
23:03Ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig.
23:05Ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig-zig.
23:07Ah.
23:08Oh, they really are switching it up, I don't know how I feel about this.
23:11So, they've got to sing the changed version?
23:12Yeah.
23:13I'd tell them to fuck off.
23:14Oh, my God, you can't mess around with the zig-a-zig-ahs.
23:16No, that's the main bit of the song.
23:18Do you really, really, really want a zig-a-zig-ah?
23:20You can't mess around with that.
23:22Zig-a-zig-a-zig, ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig, ah.
23:26The correct...
23:27Scary spices, eh?
23:28What the fuck?
23:29She's disassociating now.
23:30I can see a spirit leave in the room.
23:32Ah, ah, zig-a-zig-a-zig.
23:34Ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah.
23:35Ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig.
23:36Ah, it's an extra zig, isn't it?
23:37Ah, zig-a-zig-a-zig-ah, ah, ah.
23:40Zig-a-zig-a-zig-ah, ah, ah.
23:42Zig-a-zig-ah.
23:43Zig-a-zig-ah.
23:44Zig-a-zig-ah.
23:45When everybody knows and has known for so long,
23:47I really, really, really want a zig-a-zig-ah,
23:49how can you unknow that and hear something else?
23:51You can't.
23:52You can't.
23:53Ah.
23:54Could we do that again?
23:55With that bit?
23:56Zig-a-zig-ah.
23:57Baby spices got you already.
23:59I love how baby's rubbing her nose in it.
24:01Zig-a-zig-ah.
24:02Zig-a-zig-ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah.
24:06Zig-a-zig-ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig-a-zig-ah.
24:10Mel still don't know it!
24:12It's all right.
24:13We can blag it, babe.
24:14Yeah, of course we can.
24:15I mean, you know what?
24:16You re-ork's your lass.
24:17Blag it.
24:18Performing wannabe, it's Itsy and the Spice Girls.
24:21Here we go, Jane.
24:22Performing time, Sophie.
24:23Are you ready for this?
24:24Brilliant.
24:31Come on, Mel, show them how it's done, girl.
24:34Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
24:36Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
24:38I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.
24:40Really, really, really wanna zig-a-zig-ah.
24:42So far, so good.
24:43So good, yeah.
24:44Can you tell me what the difference is?
24:47There's just a couple of zigs and a couple of ahs.
24:49That's it.
24:50That's the same song.
24:51Here we go.
24:52This is the main bit now.
24:53Whether Mel actually gets the last bit right.
24:54She's doing it.
24:55Yes, Mel!
24:56She got it.
24:57This is true professional.
24:58If you wanna be my lover.
24:59Go Power!
25:00I think Victoria, Jerry and Mel's here all sat at home jealous that they weren't part of that.
25:06Yeah.
25:07They'll all be fuming.
25:08Yeah.
25:09Victoria definitely won't be sat in a multi-million pound mansion shouting, David, come and look at these two digs.
25:16David, do you want to laugh?
25:17This will cheer you up, Pat.
25:18In Blackpool.
25:19Tell you what, when I came and saw the kids before Eva, shadow of herself.
25:20Apparently she's been up.
25:21Apparently she's been up since crack of dawn.
25:22Yeah.
25:23That's with the waiter, but.
25:24What are you telling me?
25:25I got up with her.
25:26It's a multi-million inch measure.
25:27David, come and look at these two digs.
25:28David, you want to laugh?
25:33This 봄 cheer up, Pat.
25:34In Blackpool.
25:35Tell you what.
25:36When I came and saw the kids before Eve, shadow of herself, apparently she's been up since crack of dawn.
25:51だけ.
25:52What are you telling me?
25:52I got up with her.
25:54I went in and she went, Weetabix, Weetabix, but I couldn't hear her
26:00because she had her Doddings in.
26:01Yeah.
26:02So I was like, all right, take your Doddings out.
26:04Weetabix.
26:05So I go into our room and Paige goes, she wanted a Dodie.
26:08And I'm like, no, she didn't.
26:10She wanted Weetabix.
26:12So I put her in her bed for five minutes.
26:14She's going, Weetabix, Weetabix.
26:16I said to Paige, I went like that.
26:18You owe me an apology.
26:20Nothing like a bit of cheap point scoring on a weekend.
26:25Yeah, well, I just thought, you know what?
26:27For once, I'm in the right and I'm going to take it.
26:29On Monday night, there was more squabbling over who gets what on Channel 4.
26:35Do you think I'd be good at this?
26:36Yeah, you would.
26:38What, being deceitful?
26:39Yeah.
26:41Definitely.
26:43Why? What treats have I got?
26:44I just would.
26:45Because when you say, I've had three pints, I know you've had five.
26:54Best thing I'll be leaving is my teeth.
26:56I'm going to...
26:57You can't leave your teeth, Lee.
26:59Of course you can, somebody can get some use out of them.
27:01How can they?
27:03One fits all.
27:04Does it?
27:06One size?
27:08One, one, one, one, one.
27:10Are your teeth not loose, I think?
27:13Good morning.
27:14Good morning.
27:16Good morning.
27:16Good morning, Mr Rinder.
27:17I have a message from the deceased.
27:19I hope I can still send messages when I'm deceased.
27:23Hello, darlings.
27:24Hello, Liz.
27:25I wouldn't mind looking like that.
27:27I wouldn't show all that, though, if I was 62.
27:29You always look at my cleavage when you think I show too much.
27:32I can tell by your face, you sort of go...
27:34Nothing says joie de vivre like my exclusive estate festival.
27:39Bob, get in! I love a festival.
27:41Yes, I'm a fan of a festival and I quite like to get out there with my mobility scooter.
27:45Oh, well, good for you.
27:47Exactly.
27:48Now, go forth and pitch.
27:52Ciao for now.
27:54Camping's not my thing.
27:55Never was, never will be.
27:56For those that like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like.
28:00But not me.
28:02The players must pitch 15 standard and five premium tents.
28:06Let's give those premiums first and foremost.
28:08Each in a plot with the correct amenities.
28:11Oh, right, I see.
28:13So the plots have got different amenities in them.
28:15Oh, this is right up my street, this.
28:17The five high-value VIP tents must be decorated following the instructions set out in the VIP booking guidance form.
28:24If they miss one thing off this form out of the VIP tents, they ain't going to get paid.
28:29I think it is worth walking through all the plots...
28:33Seeing which have electricity.
28:34And saying number 29 has nothing, number 30 has firewood.
28:38Sensible.
28:39Have they got a pen and paper?
28:40I'll write it on the back of...
28:41On the back of this.
28:43Isn't that a very important bit of paper?
28:46They're writing on the back of the friggin' list what they need to put in the tents.
28:49So, number three, no plot.
28:53OK.
28:54And now that's not in the file any more.
28:57It's going to get lost in tents.
28:59With less than half their time remaining, attention turns to the high-value premium tents.
29:04God, an hour gone, they're halfway through.
29:07So there's no clear guide to what we need to put in the VIP tents.
29:10Which would have been helpful.
29:11Yes, there is, there is. It's on that bloody piece of paper she's writing on.
29:15But we're just making them look as pretty as we can.
29:18No, you've got to go with the guidance.
29:21Busy fools, I think is the word.
29:23Later in the programme, Rob gathered the contestants in his room full of knick-knacks to tell them how they'd got on.
29:30I can now reveal that in today's request, you managed to release £6,000 from the inheritance.
29:36Oh, well done there.
29:38That's quite good.
29:39From a potential £14,000.
29:43Oh, less than half.
29:45Oh, no.
29:46Come on, guys.
29:47I regret to inform you that none of your premium plots were accepted.
29:53None of them.
29:54What do you expect?
29:55They weren't using the bloody guide.
29:57How are you supposed to know what goes in the premium spots?
30:00As none of them fulfilled the guest requirements.
30:03Oh, meow.
30:06If only there were a piece of paper on hand that had all premium requirements listed.
30:11That would be good.
30:12There they were.
30:13Oh, my God.
30:21She's shaking her head.
30:22She was the one who pulled the notes, wasn't he?
30:24That is my handwriting on that paper.
30:27Yes.
30:29Hello.
30:30You messed it up.
30:32Those players wishing to make a claim, please.
30:34Step forward.
30:35Oh, let's see who's brave enough.
30:37Oh, my God.
30:40The cheek.
30:41She's going for it.
30:42Really?
30:42Brazen behaviour.
30:44As prime beneficiary, this person is about to inherit £6,000.
30:48Oh, come on.
30:49Better not be Catherine.
30:50If it's Catherine, she's played a blinder, hasn't she?
30:53Yeah.
30:54Turn that bloody music down, that.
31:01Catherine.
31:02That's prime beneficiary.
31:03They have not.
31:05No way.
31:07Oh, thank you.
31:09Fuck off.
31:10How the hell has Catherine won that money when the whole challenge were fucked up because of her?
31:15After being chosen, Catherine was off to Rinder's strong room to decide what to do with her money.
31:21Could I ask you to read out the line you've written on the bottom?
31:25I'm keeping it all.
31:28Look at her face.
31:30I'm keeping it all.
31:31So suck on that.
31:33It's a dirty game, isn't it?
31:35I love it, me.
31:36I couldn't sleep at night.
31:37I could.
31:38I'd sleep on me money.
31:42In the Cotswolds.
31:43Is there any dog company which could possibly make a toy that he can't destroy?
31:49Andrew and his husband, Alfie.
31:52I mean, we normally buy him a toy and he's pulled all the stuffing out within...
31:55Five seconds.
31:56Five minutes.
31:57Five minutes.
31:58Maximum.
31:58Maximum.
31:59This could be the winner, couldn't it, Phoebe?
32:01I think that could be the winner.
32:02And he likes it.
32:03It's quite chic as well.
32:05Yeah, pastels, though.
32:07Don't really do pastels.
32:08On Friday, another hoo-ha on Downing Street at the headlines on ITV.
32:14You know you're getting old.
32:15As a kid, I used to think, oh, the news is on.
32:18Now I go, oh, fucking news, what's happened today?
32:20I think when you were initially, when you couldn't watch the news or read the papers,
32:24your mood was better.
32:25Or watch YouTube.
32:27Yeah.
32:28You were happier, weren't you?
32:30Much happier.
32:31Apart from when I wasn't being stung by jellyfish.
32:33Yeah.
32:33This is the ITV Evening News with Charlene White.
32:38Rolled out the big guns because it's a big news now.
32:40He had us, have you seen it all unfolding?
32:41Aye.
32:42We all know what the headlines are going to be, don't we?
32:44The humiliating downfall of former Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner...
32:48Blimey.
32:49She didn't mean the words.
32:51Humiliating.
32:52..is proving as painful to her party as it's been to her political career.
32:56She's done extraordinarily well.
32:58It's such a pity it's all come to an end.
33:01I know.
33:02I think it's tragic.
33:02She were a teen mum.
33:05Strong northern woman.
33:06Strong northern woman.
33:07Seeing someone like that in a position of power is inspiring.
33:11Tonight, a major cabinet reshuffle was completed
33:14after the housing secretary was forced to resign
33:17over her failure to pay enough stamp duty on a new flat.
33:21Surely the one thing you do if you're a housing minister
33:23is just making sure everything to do with your properties is in place.
33:27Housing?
33:27Yeah.
33:28Seriously?
33:29To be honest, I'm very sorry for her.
33:31I can imagine myself getting in the same muddle.
33:34You don't know the full circumstances of it, though, do you?
33:36She never paid the tax, what she should have done.
33:39She's not the only one in the House of Bastards Parliament
33:41who hasn't paid the tax, the fiddling twats, the lot of them.
33:44I know, but she got caught.
33:46That's the only thing.
33:47Angela Rayner's exit became inevitable
33:49after Sir Laurie Magnus, the Prime Minister's ethics advisor,
33:52concluded that her £40,000 underpayment of stamp duty...
33:56Oh, it is a nice flat, though, isn't it?
33:58Look how close she is to the beach.
34:00I know.
34:00...meant she had not met the highest possible standards
34:03of proper conduct.
34:05It's not evasion what she's done.
34:06It's not tax evasion.
34:08I think it's come back that it's tax avoidance, which is legal.
34:11Is it?
34:12Yeah.
34:12Tax avoidance is a little bit exciting now, is it?
34:15Keir Starmer, in an unusual handwritten note...
34:18That can't be the Prime Minister.
34:20Seriously?
34:20It is better than yours.
34:22Was he pissed when he wrote it?
34:23Ah!
34:24Fucking hell!
34:25..said she'd reached the right decision to resign,
34:28which he knew was very painful.
34:30It was the only decision she could do, not the right decision.
34:34He added that he was very sad to be losing her from the government
34:38and that he had nothing but admiration for her.
34:42It's like losing a limb and...
34:44Oh, that's nice.
34:46Yeah, quite right.
34:46That's a very nice thing to say.
34:48The gang of three who led Labour to its parliamentary landslide
34:51only 14 months ago.
34:54Three have become two.
34:57And for Raina, it really is goodbye.
34:59Pull timing for doing this, because she's missed the cutoff for Strickler.
35:03I know.
35:03So she'll have to cling on now for the jungle.
35:05Yeah, should have just done it a couple of weeks earlier.
35:07Rip the plaster off.
35:09Yeah.
35:10Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
35:14In Leeds.
35:24Easy!
35:26Share that with me now.
35:29Look at it, swimming in butter.
35:30Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
35:32It's the last one.
35:34Easy!
35:35Yeah.
35:35Seriously, you're going to eat all that to yourself?
35:41Mm-hmm.
35:42Fuming!
35:43Right.
35:43No!
35:44No!
35:45Back away!
35:46No!
35:47No!
35:47You've got butter on your trousers.
35:52For God's sakes!
35:54No!
35:54On Monday night, things picked up exactly where they left off on BBC One.
36:01Oh, yes!
36:02Can't wait for this.
36:03Can't wait for this.
36:04Ria was grappling with her date upstairs, wasn't she?
36:07And then she pushed him over the edge of the stairs.
36:10Now he's on the floor with his head busted open.
36:12Fran's walked through the door, not looking good.
36:14Oh, my God, I couldn't handle all that blood.
36:25Oh, shit, now the police are here yet.
36:26How are they going to explain that one away?
36:28I don't know.
36:29I don't know.
36:32Oh, my God.
36:33I'm here, OK?
36:39Get your story straight.
36:41I know, for some reason, Fran seems to always be protecting Ria.
36:49Well, really, Ria doesn't have to worry,
36:52cos all she has to say is it was a burglar.
36:55A burglar.
36:56I hate them.
36:59Having spent the evening being questioned by the police,
37:02Ria was free to go,
37:04and her familiar face was there to pick her up.
37:08Sorry.
37:08Hey.
37:09Sorry.
37:09So sorry.
37:11I'm sorry.
37:12Their relationship makes me feel uneasy.
37:14Why is she there waiting for her?
37:15You'd be like, you, gone.
37:18I never want to see you again.
37:20God, they're going to do post-mortem.
37:22He's dead.
37:23I swear to God.
37:24He was a prick anyway.
37:26He attacked you, Ria.
37:27I saw it.
37:29No, you're never.
37:29No, you're never.
37:30You was in your bloody cow, wasn't she?
37:32Yeah, going to Bristol, and you forgot your key,
37:34so you had to go back.
37:35You didn't see, you didn't see.
37:36No, but that's what you told me.
37:37You told me that's what happened,
37:38and that's good enough for me.
37:40What is she after her?
37:41Yeah, but to be fair, I'd have your back
37:43if you told me that somebody attacked you.
37:46No, my sister, you've known me the whole life.
37:48Not just met me two minutes ago.
37:51She needs Ria for something, don't she?
37:54She needs her for a job or something.
37:55Go for a bottle of water.
38:02I would have gone for something stronger
38:03if I was her.
38:10Oh.
38:11Who's this in a puffer, Gile?
38:15You're Ria, aren't you?
38:17What?
38:18Oh, she knows it.
38:19Oh, yeah, she does.
38:20Sorry, do I hit...
38:21Oh, cocky, now.
38:25Oh, my God.
38:27You bitch!
38:28Get out of here!
38:30What is going on here?
38:31Heavens above.
38:32What?
38:33What was all that about?
38:35If you won't go to the hospital,
38:37if you won't talk to the police,
38:38then please have someone come and pick you up.
38:40She ain't ringing Fran, is she?
38:46Oh, Fran has picked it out.
38:48Oh, Fran's there, don't worry.
38:49Why is she trying to help her?
38:51You're getting on my nerves.
38:52I do not know.
38:53I'm getting on my own, nervously.
38:56What about the police, Ria?
38:57No, I'm not going to press charges.
38:58Well, no, no.
39:00It's just going to make everything worse.
39:01If somebody stopped at a pint of milk off my head,
39:04it's the first thing I'd do, phone the police.
39:06I'd be scared to go home.
39:07I would.
39:08I wouldn't want to be on my own.
39:10You definitely would be having an attack
39:12of the anti-Margaret's.
39:14Concerned for her safety,
39:15Fran gave Ria the keys to the guest house.
39:19Rather nice, isn't it?
39:20Moving in there.
39:22Bit of a bay tree going on.
39:23No wonder she said yes.
39:26Back in the talk.
39:27Now she got in this...
39:28Oh, what?
39:30Class A, please give up on any hope.
39:32That's like her bedroom, Steve.
39:34I wish.
39:35LAUGHTER
39:36Oh, she's on Fran's social media page.
39:53Don't accidentally like anything.
39:55I did that the other day.
39:56Yeah, don't go too far.
39:57I mean, I did it yesterday.
39:58Hang on.
39:59LAUGHTER
39:59Is she spotted?
40:06What have we got here?
40:07Who's in this picture?
40:08What?
40:09What?
40:09It's Mike!
40:14Who she killed?
40:15Yes.
40:16In the background of Fran's picture?
40:19She knew him.
40:20Why's she putting on bloody safety goggles?
40:27What's going on?
40:30Why's she doing that?
40:33The frame's got something inside.
40:38I think we've got a set-up here.
40:41Oh, my...
40:42They knew each other.
40:43They knew each other.
40:44They knew each other.
40:48Oh, I don't...
40:49What is the connection here?
40:53What is the bloody connection?
40:54I think...
40:55Now, what's the frame?
40:56My route's going drug heist.
40:59Now, would you turn a blind eye to all the red flags
41:02if you were living in that guest house?
41:03Probably, yeah.
41:04Because, I don't know if it's funny,
41:05there's a huge battle at the end of the bed.
41:07Well, in flip side,
41:09is would I be able to afford to ever live anywhere like that ever again?
41:12No.
41:12The answer's no.
41:13So, you would actually probably take, you know,
41:16a bit of tomfoolery, shall we say?
41:18Well, I'd probably just pretend I didn't see that picture.
41:21Exactly.
41:22Turn a blind eye because you've got nice digs.
41:24Yeah.
41:25It's fucking pretty smart in here, to be honest.
41:29In Manchester...
41:31Hey, Saoirse, do you want to practice your kickboxing?
41:33Easy, though. Don't hurt Grandad, will you?
41:35You're doing a bit of training now, you like it?
41:37I'm doing ten.
41:38Oh!
41:38The Malones.
41:40Oh!
41:41Oh!
41:42Oh!
41:43Oh!
41:43Oh!
41:44Sidekick, sidekick.
41:45Go on.
41:45Oh!
41:46Yay!
41:47I'm going.
41:49This week, Alison and Dermot were helping us get through
41:52another Friday morning on ITV.
41:55You don't have the telly on in the morning.
41:56We don't have the telly on.
41:56No, it's a wee rule in your eyes.
41:58It was, yes, banned,
41:59because otherwise they never got ready for school in time,
42:02so I just said no TV.
42:03It's the first thing I put on, sadly,
42:05in the morning after the kettle.
42:06The weekend that the news broke about Philip Schofield having his much younger lover,
42:11that's the weekend that I told my father I was gay.
42:14Yeah, that was probably not good timing.
42:16Also, you did also tell him at the same time that you were dating somebody his age.
42:20So, probably not the best time to throw all of those at him.
42:23Yeah, well, it wasn't Philip Schofield.
42:26It would have been probably better if it was.
42:32Yes!
42:32Excuse me, everybody.
42:35Oh, very beige this morning.
42:36They are, aren't they?
42:37It's time now for some food.
42:39Donals in the kitchen.
42:40It's all about the Sunday roast,
42:42because obviously it's getting a little bit cooler outside.
42:44It is.
42:44I don't like the look of that.
42:46Donald's lighter roast dinner.
42:49Yeah.
42:49Leave off the roast dinner.
42:51Lights, Donald.
42:52Now, calm down here.
42:53We don't do lighter roast dinner.
42:55If you're having a roast dinner,
42:56you're going boom, boom, boom,
42:57roast dinner all in.
43:00You like my roast dinners.
43:01We don't do half measures, Mum.
43:02So, I want to give you something
43:03that you can look forward to for the weekend.
43:05I don't like a dry chicken.
43:07No.
43:07You've done it a couple of times, haven't you, dry?
43:10You cheeky bug, aren't I?
43:11But essentially, we're not fully into stews and soup season.
43:15Sunday roast with some watercress?
43:16Nah, man.
43:17I'll do it like this next time, shall I?
43:20As long as there's no garlic in it.
43:21I'll follow it to the lettuce.
43:23Yeah.
43:23Aye, but I don't like garlic.
43:25Oh, we wouldn't.
43:25No, all better.
43:26I like roast chicken with a bit of salad sometimes.
43:28I have never heard of anybody,
43:30even in Slimming World,
43:32we don't say have a roast dinner with salad.
43:34Listen, we're doing a garlic and thyme roast chicken.
43:36Oh, garlic and tea.
43:38We're over the window street, are we sure?
43:40I've bashed up a whole heap of garlic in this.
43:44Like one garlic?
43:45One whole bulb.
43:46I'm all right with that.
43:47I like roasting garlic and squeezing it into my mouth.
43:51Ooh.
43:52If you're very garlicky, it's all right
43:54if you don't have to meet anyone.
43:55Supposedly, you had a job interview.
43:57But nobody goes out now.
43:58As you bash the salt with the garlic,
44:00it's an abrasive.
44:01So it starts to break it down.
44:02I've got one of them.
44:03I've got one of them.
44:03Yeah, I have.
44:04Yeah.
44:04I crushed my tablets in it the other day.
44:07I did, because they gave me some big tablets.
44:09They're bloody horrible.
44:11So I got that out and whacked it a few times.
44:14So we've got our lovely mixture here.
44:15It's got a half kilo of butter in there.
44:17Yeah.
44:17Light.
44:18Light?
44:18I don't think so.
44:19Where's the light bit?
44:20I'm still waiting on it.
44:21I don't think we've had it yet.
44:23Well, it's certainly not with the butter.
44:24Exactly.
44:25My point entirely.
44:26I know.
44:27I know.
44:27It's the only icky bit you might have to get your hands dirty with.
44:30It's literally get that butter onto the chicken.
44:33Is he going to massage the chicken?
44:34Oh.
44:36You have to literally spread it and smear it.
44:39Now that put me off.
44:40Somebody man handling a fucking chicken.
44:43Oh.
44:44And then you smell it out.
44:45I was doing that like that this morning with a raised cream on his back.
44:50Oh.
44:50That's what I was looking at.
44:52So your chicken's one.
44:53The next is your gravy.
44:54Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
44:56The gravy.
44:57Do you remember when you went to school?
44:59And I'd say to you, what have you had for dinner?
45:00And you used to have pasta with gravy.
45:02Love it.
45:03Gravy's so good.
45:04So I've got all those beautiful gravy juices in the bottom of this.
45:07And that's from the tri.
45:08Oh.
45:09The flare has gone in there.
45:10Let that cook out.
45:11Where's the gravy gone?
45:12Oh, that sauce looks amazing.
45:15That looks so nice.
45:17You can start to see it starting to kind of loosen out.
45:20Where?
45:20Can you imagine putting that in a gravy boat?
45:23Do you want one or two lumps of gravy?
45:26And then you should be left with this most spectacular gravy.
45:30Oh, he's dug himself out the shit here now, hasn't he?
45:33Here's one I prepared earlier.
45:34No, rescue the other one.
45:36That's going to go over the top of our chicken.
45:39Wait for it.
45:40So good.
45:40That looks more like it.
45:42But that's after one hour of whisking.
45:45This is the most spectacular gravy you will ever taste.
45:48I actually once saw somebody have a beautiful Sunday roast.
45:51Yeah.
45:51Ask for ketchup and squeeze ketchup all over their roast.
45:56That is, that's really horrible.
45:58You give me a hard time for putting mayonnaise on my pizza.
46:01But I think having ketchup on your roast is far worse.
46:06Sunday roast is my best meal of the week.
46:08Yeah, I do.
46:09I must admit, I do push the vote.
46:10I love my Sunday roast.
46:12Even when I was in Cyprus, 40 degrees, I had a Sunday roast.
46:15Yeah, I did.
46:16I was sweating my tits off.
46:18But I loved it.
46:19Yeah.
46:19Yeah.
46:19Yeah.
46:19Yeah.
46:20Yeah.
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