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00:00Have a great night.
00:26I hope you enjoyed the complimentary eggnog.
00:30I've been saving it up for months.
00:35Happy Thursday, everybody.
00:37So former first lady Joe Biden was spotted shopping at a lingerie store.
00:43Meanwhile, Joe Biden was spotted shopping at Dead Bath and Beyond.
00:52400 pound rapper Dank DeMoss has settled her lawsuit against Lyft after suing the company
00:58for refusing to pick her up.
01:02So for now on, she will only be using Uber XXXXXXXL.
01:09I know, she's fat, 400 pounds.
01:15An Oklahoma dog earned a Guinness World Record after his tongue measured nearly eight inches
01:21long.
01:23And one man is already asking if he's available for adoption.
01:27It was revealed this week that Jackie Vernon, the actor who voiced Frosty the Snowman, had
01:42three secret families.
01:44I guess people were tipped off by the family photos.
01:52According to new research, over one third of employees are scared to poop at work.
01:58This, according to the cameras I've installed in the men's room.
02:07A New Zealand man is accused of eating a Fabergรฉ egg that was inspired by a James Bond movie.
02:14And this has led to a new 007 sequel, Man with a Golden Dump.
02:18Yesterday, Halle Berry made a speech where she said women in Hollywood are pressured to stay forever 35.
02:30What's 35?
02:31Asked one man.
02:36Get it?
02:37Because he only bangs young women.
02:40MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has filed to run for governor of Minnesota up against Tim Waltz.
02:48Turnabout is fair play.
02:52Tim Waltz is now launching his own line of Egyptian cotton hypoallergenic tampons.
03:03And finally, Richard Gere opened up about being banned from the Oscars for criticizing China's occupation of Tibet.
03:11Well, it's nice to see him opening up for something other than gerbils.
03:18He likes to talk about rodents.
03:21Up his butt.
03:23All right.
03:24So if you thought America is getting dumber, you're right.
03:27And it's not just from those Fox and Friends cooking segments where they see how long Kilmeade can keep his hand in a toaster.
03:33There's a new trend sweeping the nation's colleges like Joy Bayer's tongue along the floor of a Chick-fil-A.
03:42Students are claiming they're disabled just to garner extra time for exams as opposed to legitimate reasons like dominating the wheelchair basketball team.
03:52That's me, by the way.
03:56According to a report from The Atlantic over the past decade and a half, the number of students at elite universities who qualify for accommodations has skyrocketed.
04:06And we're not talking physically disabled.
04:08We're talking ADHD, anxiety, depression, which leads to special perks like way more extra time on tests, easier formats like multiple choice, separate quiet rooms for taking exams, and worse, letting you sit next to an Asian kid.
04:26The result, at Brown and Harvard, more than 20% of undergrads are officially disabled, one in five.
04:36At Amherst, it's 34%.
04:38At Stanford, it's nearly 40%, which explains why their mascot is a tree.
04:46It's nuts.
04:47At the University of Chicago, the number of kids qualifying for these benefits has tripled in eight years.
04:52At Berkeley, it's quintupled, which, if you're one of those students, means the number thing got more bigger.
05:01And nationally, the percentage of young people with a special diagnosis is exploding faster than pink eye at a combination daycare strip club.
05:13I like that one.
05:14And this special treatment gives them an edge, since lots of tests are designed to assess your ability to solve problems in a set amount of time.
05:25But the kids who get the extra time, of course, they earn higher scores than those who don't.
05:30Meanwhile, at four-year schools, about half the students requesting such exceptions have no record of a diagnosis or disability.
05:38So students are definitely learning something at school, but it's how to game the system.
05:44Meanwhile, what aren't they learning?
05:46Basic math.
05:47True, college freshmen can't do middle school math, which sucks if they want to have a three-way with two sets of twins while riding on a train going 40 miles per hour.
05:56Professors note that kids lack basic problem-solving skills, and they can't handle multi-step equations, and they panic when asked to think without a calculator, which makes them perfect Democrats.
06:16At Harvard, for instance, the Post reports that more than 50% of all kids get A's in their classes.
06:25Worse, they have no idea that 50% means half.
06:29So this isn't really about helping kids at all.
06:32It's about protecting the illusion that elite schools still produce elite graduates.
06:37You know, the same way they tell you that your sociology degree will open doors?
06:41Without mentioning the doors it opens are the ones to an old Navy where you'll be folding sweaters.
06:50Now, this system works against exactly what it was designed to prevent, because if everything's a disability, then nothing is, which harms kids with real disabilities.
07:00And now you can blame the usual suspects, greed, sloth, status, but most important, it's lack of oversight.
07:06Because in today's world, accountability is viewed as an attack.
07:10You can never tell a kid that he's not disabled any more than you can tell a minority that they aren't oppressed.
07:17So it's not really the students who are disabled, it's the schools themselves, which are now padded room daycares where patients graduate with record GPAs and record levels of cluelessness.
07:28It used to be only the dumb kids who ate paste.
07:32Now they all do.
07:33But they demand it be gluten-free.
07:36Let's welcome tonight's guest.
07:42He already hung Christmas lights on his refrigerator box.
07:46Founder of StudioTSC.com, comedian Michael Optus.
07:52When she worked in a steel mill, people said she smelt good.
07:58Former Michigan candidate for Governor Tudor Dixon.
08:00When she goes caroling, people wish for a silent night.
08:08New York Times bestselling author, Fox News contributor, Kat Tim.
08:14Finally, old women put him on their naughty list.
08:18Former NWA world champion, host of the Planet Tyrus podcast, Tyrus.
08:21Michael, did you ever go to school?
08:29Any schools?
08:31Or did you just learn on the streets, riding the rails with Hobo Steve?
08:35Yes.
08:36Hobo Steve was the dean of accomplishments at the School of Hard Knocks.
08:40Yes.
08:40I'm glad you got the lice shave before you got here.
08:44Yeah.
08:45I said that was the only way I was going to be let in the building.
08:48It's like to shave it all down and dunk it one time.
08:51Do you blame students for wanting to game the system?
08:55I knew that if this was happening in the 80s, I would have done this.
09:00I feel bad for the students.
09:02They've been let down.
09:03The kids in this, they didn't learn in high school.
09:07And now they're going to college and they're terrified that like, uh-oh, the jig is about to be up.
09:12And everyone's going to discover just how much they don't know.
09:15But, ooh, wait, it gets worse.
09:17You can go into debt up to $5,500, $300,000.
09:21Yeah.
09:22And then go to the real world to get smacked down.
09:24Our whole education system is just a fraud.
09:27It's like a carnival game, right?
09:29Right.
09:30Where they're like, come on in, get your college degree.
09:33Three throws.
09:33Get you a, what do you want, kid?
09:35A lesbian studies in the penguin mating group of poetic dancing?
09:40Sure, we'll get you one of those.
09:42And they give them the degree and the kid has nothing.
09:45It's horrible.
09:46Yeah, but that carnival sounds like fun.
09:49That's where I went to school.
09:53Yes.
09:54Tutor.
09:55It does, I think the problem, you know, there's two sides to the problem.
09:58They're not getting a real education.
10:00And then the people that really need help aren't getting help.
10:03Absolutely.
10:04But what's going to happen in a few years when these people are out in the real world?
10:08I mean, there won't be fast food anymore.
10:10You go to an ER, is it going to be like, I could have saved their life if I had had it
10:13an extra hour and a half in a private room, you know?
10:16What is that?
10:17I mean, I had a friend who was studying nursing and she's like, well, I have an accommodation.
10:23Like, what is an accommodation?
10:24I've never heard of this, you know, because I'm an adult and I went to school and people
10:28really went to school.
10:29And she's like, I have to have my tests in a separate room.
10:31I'm like, you're going for nursing.
10:33What does that mean?
10:34Are you going to do blood tests in a separate room?
10:36I mean, what does this mean for the future?
10:38It really does scare me about what these kids are going to think when they get out
10:42into the real world.
10:43And they haven't had to have SATs for five years.
10:45We got rid of those after COVID.
10:48That's coming back.
10:49So we're just about to find out how bad it is.
10:51I love the idea of a nurse that can't be around people.
10:54Yeah, right.
10:55Is that incredible?
10:57Yeah.
10:59That's the kind of nurse you would be, Kat.
11:01Yeah.
11:02You'd be like, I just don't want to be like blood.
11:04Yeah, exactly.
11:06I'm a nurse who hates blood.
11:07Yeah.
11:07And needles.
11:08Kat, is this whole story crazy?
11:11Okay, well, I don't want to sound like I'm bragging.
11:13Yeah.
11:13I'm going to be really careful here.
11:15But I have been, at times in my life, diagnosed with anxiety, depression, and ADHD.
11:21I'm a triple threat.
11:22I'm a triple threat.
11:23And I would be wildly offended if anyone ever said that meant I'm disabled.
11:30Yeah.
11:30I never got any extra help in school like this.
11:36It can make certain things harder.
11:38People have issues that can make certain things harder.
11:42Not everyone who's very smart is a good test taker.
11:44Not everyone who really likes to read likes to read everything or is very good at math.
11:49There are all these different strengths and weaknesses.
11:50I get that.
11:51But they're approaching it wrong.
11:52They're like, okay, what we need to realize is that the entire education model at this
11:57point just doesn't work anymore.
12:00There are so many ways to learn now with the internet and very, this is completely outdated
12:06and it's completely overpriced.
12:08It should have collapsed a long time ago.
12:10And I hope so badly that it does before my son reaches this age.
12:14Yes.
12:19I was going to ask you this question, but I asked Tyrus instead.
12:22And then you could chime in if you wish.
12:23You don't have to.
12:24Okay.
12:25Do you think a lot of this is to get performance enhancing drugs?
12:29I would love to.
12:30No.
12:31None of it.
12:32Like we, it's not the same.
12:35It's like you made the reference.
12:36Like when I was in college, I would have jumped on it because you were a hustler and you were
12:40there because you were trying to do something.
12:42I think we've, we've allowed, college has become farming.
12:46They just move them along.
12:49It's not best and brightest.
12:50Fattening them up.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Like, Hey, go through this, get a degree in gender studies.
12:54And then you can use that degree to complain about gender studies on your mom's couch.
13:00Like they just don't do the people, kids today.
13:03It's parenting.
13:04It's parenting.
13:06And you want, instead of saying my kid's lazy and not doing what they need to do, it's, Oh,
13:11they have this.
13:12They're on the spectrum.
13:14Self Google diagnoses.
13:16And then they go to college and they say, no, it's not that I'm lazy and not prepared.
13:20It's that I don't do well in crowds.
13:22They just may.
13:22And they're like, okay, you do the worst thing you could ever do.
13:25You enable them.
13:26So now they take a test in a quiet room for four hours when the average student had 40.
13:31The point was to take that test under the dress to see who's, what knowledge you can
13:38retain and not, and that's a really good barometer.
13:41Moms and dads for Whoa, little Johnny went to college and he's flunking all his classes
13:47because he's not that smart.
13:49Yeah.
13:49But then they call their own kids in sick to work.
13:52You tell them, Hey, this college thing isn't working out.
13:55Let's go to get a trade school.
13:56Let's do this or that.
13:57But no, no, no.
13:58That would mean you would have to take responsibility for poor parenting.
14:01So instead you say your little Johnny has a little special issue and they just make up
14:06like people who have, I'm, I was dyslexic in college.
14:09No one was like, Hey, let me move the letters around for you.
14:12Or you know what?
14:13You don't, you can just make words up when you read, if you're not comfortable because
14:16you, because you're having a hard time pronouncing that word.
14:19No, no, no.
14:19It was either in spite of that, you graduate college, which makes you a better person.
14:24We're taking the fight out of our kids.
14:26And then we're shocked to realize that we have all these jellyfish with no jobs afterwards.
14:33There definitely are some people that struggle.
14:37These 40% is a ridiculous, it's a objectively ridiculous number.
14:41Yeah.
14:42All right.
14:43Up next in great.
14:45Omar makes excuses.
14:46If you'll be in the New York area and would like tickets to see Gutveld, go to foxnews.com
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14:57Hey, hey, it's video of the day.
15:09Ilhan blames Uncle Sam for Somali COVID scams.
15:12Our video of the day comes to us from Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, who...
15:16He's quite popular here.
15:21Usually it's worse.
15:23Who conveniently blamed the COVID pandemic for her state's out-of-control fraud at the hands
15:28of her Somali constituents.
15:30Roll it, Paco.
15:31Can you shed any light on why the fraud got so out of control in Minnesota?
15:36Um, I think what happened, um, is that, you know, when, when you have these kind of new
15:44programs that are, um, designed to, uh, help people, you're oftentimes relying on third parties
15:51to be able to facilitate.
15:53And I just think that a lot of the COVID, um, programs that were set up, uh, they were
15:59set up so quickly that a lot of the guardrails did not get created.
16:02Ah, not enough guardrails.
16:04That's the reason their phony non-profit Feeding Our Future alone made off with 250 million
16:11bucks, an amount that only makes sense if the future you're feeding belongs to this guy.
16:19But in Ilhan's defense, if the government cared about immigrants lying, she never would have
16:24been allowed in the country.
16:26Seriously, asking Ilhan to address welfare fraud is like asking Hillary for tips on not
16:31murdering.
16:32Tudor, if I may call you that, um, basically they're saying it's not our fault.
16:40There was no oversight.
16:41I mean, I'm sure we are shocked that she doesn't care.
16:45This is like her MO, right?
16:46I'm looking at her.
16:47I'm like, I'm pretty sure that's a new hijab.
16:49So I'm, I think she may have gotten away with some of this money.
16:52I mean, they're talking about it being a billion dollars.
16:55Yeah.
16:56This is not a small amount of money.
16:58And she clearly doesn't care for everything she does care about.
17:02This is, let me explain for everybody, for the people in the back.
17:05This is socialism.
17:06We are the elites.
17:08We take it all and we give it to who we want.
17:10This is not what you want in your U.S. government.
17:13And I cannot believe that this woman has not been voted out, but I wish that Mike Lindell
17:18would recruit some people to run in her district to finally get her out of our government.
17:29Kat, where do you stand on stealing from American people?
17:33Well, I'm pretty staunchly against that.
17:36Good for you.
17:40And you won't believe this, but I actually have a different theory than she does.
17:44Yeah.
17:45It, it, there is an issue with these, as she put it, programs designed to help people,
17:50which is that you and people like you will all over anyone who ask any question about them
17:58as not caring about helping people.
18:01Right.
18:01Like, one of these programs was, it was put in place, the, the story was, it was to help
18:09feed kids.
18:10Yeah.
18:10Right?
18:11So if you ask any questions about this, it's, you don't want to feed kids.
18:15You want to starve kids.
18:16So either anyone who did say something, and you just like starving kids, so you don't
18:20understand.
18:21Yeah, it doesn't work on me.
18:22Yeah.
18:23But people, you know, they either won't say anything because they're so scared of that,
18:27or they will say anything, and the story becomes, can you believe Republicans want
18:31to starve kids?
18:33Yeah.
18:33As if nobody really wants that.
18:35People are just asking questions, thinking this might be happening.
18:38Oh, and look, it's happening.
18:39Because there is, people don't want to question or look into oversight of things that are put
18:44in place.
18:44Oh, they're helping people.
18:45Then you feel like you can't ask any questions.
18:47The same thing happened with BLM.
18:48Yeah.
18:48It happens over and over again.
18:50It's, it's the, they've equated oversight or accountability with either bigotry or racism.
18:55And Tyrus, you're seeing this now where people are now going like, how dare you go after the
18:59Somalians?
19:00And it's like, well, didn't they leave Somalia, Somalia, because it was really dangerous and
19:05awful.
19:06And that wasn't done by the French.
19:08No, but they, here's the thing.
19:11When, when someone answers a question with four arms and, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, they're
19:17either really complacent or they're involved.
19:20So you want to get someone in the district to vote her out.
19:24Let's see what happens when the Somalian money dries up, how long she's in office until they
19:28pick somebody else.
19:29Because this amount of money to say the politician didn't know what was going on is laughable.
19:35Uh, a billion dollars all going to the same place.
19:40And then if you question it, they had the, their fail safes, which was you're racist or
19:44you don't want to feed kids.
19:45Uh, I just don't want to feed kids with stolen money that doesn't belong to me.
19:50And I wouldn't do that.
19:51I would feed my kids the right way.
19:53And this isn't ego.
19:55This isn't even about the kids.
19:56They just make these programs.
19:57The name is the only charitable thing about it.
20:00Yeah.
20:00They'll say the name.
20:01Oh yeah.
20:02There's not feeding any kids.
20:04They're, they're 90% of this.
20:06We're seeing this money went to cars, trips, clothes, homes, houses.
20:11Yeah.
20:11They had a good old time because everyone, white America was too afraid to say, yeah,
20:17I know you're Somalian, but you're still a criminal.
20:19Yeah.
20:19So, so for kudos, kudos for being Somalian, but your Somalian ass committed fraud and now
20:30your Somalian ass is going to go to American jail.
20:32Yeah.
20:33But thank you for your Somalianness.
20:35Yes.
20:35And I, you know, and by the way, I'm giving credit to the Somalians for being so good at
20:40fraud.
20:40Uh, I want to play this tape for you, Michael.
20:43This is the, uh, Jacob Fry, who was the mayor and this is, this is why nothing gets solved.
20:50Listen to this.
20:51So, to our Somali community, we love you.
21:11We stand with you and we aren't backing down.
21:14Um, Michael, I translated it.
21:17He said, Michael Loftus sucks.
21:20It just takes a while to say it.
21:22Oh, wow.
21:23Does it bother you?
21:24You live in a box under an overpass and all this money could have, some of it could have
21:29gone to you.
21:30It really could have.
21:31Yeah.
21:31I need, I need new snow tires for my shopping cart.
21:34Yes.
21:35It's winter time.
21:37Yeah.
21:37That's a, that's a romance language, isn't it?
21:40Yes.
21:40Well, fuck.
21:41Holy smoke.
21:46How dare you?
21:47That is xenophobic.
21:48Xenophobic.
21:48It is xenophobic and hopefully it's Ilan Omar-a-phobic.
21:52That, that thing with, with her on the CNN, she sounds like a, like a B-movie version, like
21:58Bond villain.
21:59Well, they were giving away the COVID money.
22:04It was happening so quickly.
22:07There were no guardrails.
22:10No, you're, you're supposed to have automatic guardrails.
22:13You don't steal s**t that doesn't belong to you.
22:16Yes, exactly.
22:17That's the Lord's guardrails.
22:19All right.
22:21Poor Tim Waltz.
22:23Tim's so unhappy, his little heart's broken.
22:26The money's gone bye-bye.
22:27He can't do the big waves.
22:29There's only half kicks now.
22:31It's a sad, sad day.
22:34All right.
22:38Let's move on.
22:39Up next, Prince Harry embarrasses himself.
22:42We got another clip for you.
22:48It's video of the day.
22:50Hey, hey, part two.
22:55Would you like to wince?
22:57Well, here's Colbert and a prince.
23:00Our second vid of the day comes to us from Prince Harry, who joined Stephen Colbert to
23:03mock Trump in a painful Christmas skit that would make Frosty the snowman jump into a deep
23:08fryer.
23:09Roll it, Chuck.
23:10I genuinely thought this was the audition for the gingerbread prince saves Christmas in
23:14Nebraska.
23:16What?
23:17No.
23:17I mean, that sounds like a fantastic movie, but you're an actual prince.
23:21Why would you want to be in one of those movies?
23:24Well, you're Americans are obsessed with Christmas movies, and you're clearly obsessed with royalty,
23:29so why not?
23:30Look, I wouldn't say we're obsessed with royalty.
23:33Really?
23:36I heard you elected a king.
23:40That's a fair point.
23:44No, he's got a point.
23:46Oh, that went over well.
23:48They may be the best comedy duo since the Menendez brothers.
23:52Kat, did you think this segment was a good idea?
23:58It made me really sad.
23:59Did it make you sad?
24:00He used to be the hot brother.
24:02Yeah.
24:03What's going on with the hair?
24:05No longer.
24:06Yes.
24:07He's a terrible actor.
24:09Yes.
24:09I mean, he clearly practiced a lot delivering that line.
24:13Didn't go very well.
24:14I mean, it was just, you could see it coming from so far away.
24:19You know how many resources that show has?
24:21Yeah.
24:22That show has, how many multiples of our show is the staff on that show?
24:27I don't even know.
24:28A lot.
24:29It's a lot.
24:30And that's what you got for a pretty big guest, I would argue.
24:36Yeah.
24:36It just blows my mind.
24:38I wonder if they invited him or he invited himself or Megan made a phone call or they owed somebody a favor, Tyrus.
24:45But it's like they left England so they wouldn't be treated by royalty.
24:50But then they come here and expect to be treated like royalty.
24:53Okay, first of all, Greg, I'm going to have to stop you right now.
24:55Leave Megan out of this.
24:56Okay.
24:58Because if she had anything to do with it, she would have been telling the joke.
25:00That's first of all.
25:01Yep.
25:02She wouldn't have not been on the screen.
25:03Yeah.
25:04Second thing is, I don't, I know he had a hair problem before.
25:09I'm pretty sure all that fell out by the time he watched it back.
25:13Like that was, that was brutal.
25:15But again, they came to America to live the normal life, to get away from it all.
25:22We just want to be normal people.
25:24Well, you can be a normal person if you just try because you're not talented.
25:29Yeah.
25:29You're not funny.
25:30When you get in front of the camera, you made Kat sad.
25:33Yeah.
25:34It's hard to do.
25:35He looks so broken.
25:38You know, the worst part is Megan, if she was there, was backstage screaming like, say your line, say your line.
25:44Then he got in the back and she's like, now we shaved the hair off because we made a bad joke.
25:49She's a stage wife.
25:50Yeah, she's, he's, he just, you know, there's a reason why, I'm glad he married out.
25:57Yeah.
25:57You know, because with that type of wit, it just further goes back to prove the whole tree didn't quite thing in Europe.
26:05And there was a lot of mixing of the royalties and you end up with whack ass dumb jokes like that.
26:09You know, Michael, I seem to remember this chap being incredibly likable a long time ago.
26:18He was in the military.
26:19Yeah.
26:20Did all the right stuff.
26:21And then he just like, it just shows you what a one woman can do to a guy.
26:26We would know that, but you know what I mean?
26:28What?
26:29Yeah, this guy, he used to be cool at one point.
26:33Yeah.
26:34He was flying helicopters and running off to battles and now he's on CBS talking with his
26:39hands and wrists.
26:41Yes.
26:41That was, that was the awkward thing about the whole deal.
26:44Both he and Colbert just speaking with their wrists.
26:47And I hear you elected a king.
26:49Your dad's half a one.
26:52Shut up.
26:53I mean, it's, it's, it can, look at that, look at his face.
26:57Yeah.
26:58You know what?
26:58What does he look like when he's not on TV?
27:00Yeah.
27:00You know, it's weird.
27:02That's it.
27:02That's excited.
27:04Yeah.
27:04I'm at 110%.
27:05He's playing it up for the camera there.
27:07Did you ever, Tudor, did you ever like notice that like when British men are young, they're
27:12very good looking.
27:13Yes.
27:14And then something happens.
27:15I know.
27:16It's weird.
27:17And then they all, I mean, it's like a young Michael Caine, an old Michael Caine.
27:21The Brits don't age well.
27:22It's true.
27:23Yeah.
27:23Look at Piers Morgan.
27:24I was also taken aback because they are, you know, they had at one point wanted to be
27:31private.
27:32And so we, we had, it was kind of like a Monet.
27:35We could only see him from afar.
27:36So we thought he was amazing.
27:37And then we saw him up close and there was a zestiness to him.
27:41I saw the zestiness and I was like, it all makes sense now because I think Megan's a beard.
27:46Hmm.
27:47Really?
27:47He was very touchy with Colbert.
27:49He re he touched his waist.
27:51How many men grab another man around the waist?
27:53Well, that's weird.
27:54Well, sometimes when I'm at Kudlow's place, he's a, he's a dance instructor after work and
28:01it just happens.
28:02You know what though?
28:02They wanted, they wanted Barack and Michelle status when they came here.
28:07They wanted an American type of royalty.
28:10And when you want something like that and you're thirsty, no one gives it to you.
28:15It has to like somehow happen.
28:16Like it happened to me and you, Michael.
28:18Right.
28:19Is he still allowed to be called a prince?
28:21How was that?
28:21No, I don't think so.
28:23No.
28:23That was, no.
28:24And nor is Andrew.
28:25He lost that one.
28:27Yeah.
28:27Yeah.
28:27He also lost the title of the order of the garter.
28:31Yeah.
28:32Yeah.
28:33Really?
28:34Yeah.
28:34Which is right below the order of the bra.
28:36All right.
28:39Enough of that crap.
28:40Why do I listen to him?
28:41Up next.
28:43Frosty's secret families.
28:46A story in five words.
28:51Frosty actor at three families.
28:55Tyrus.
28:56Wow.
28:56He went to me.
28:57Yeah.
28:58This story is so great.
28:59It was recently revealed that Jackie Vernon, the voice actor for Frosty in the 1969 classic Frosty the Snowman, had three secret families before marrying his fourth wife.
29:10And get this.
29:11According to his son, David, Jackie had multiple abandoned sons, all named Ralph.
29:16Yep.
29:17Will you look at Frosty ever the same?
29:21Really?
29:21Come on, man.
29:25He's wearing those cell phones and stuff.
29:28Yes.
29:28You know how it was back then?
29:29You meet a nice gal and you set up a house and you have a child and she ends up wanting you to be respectful and monogamous and pay your bills and come home every night.
29:43That's a lot for a guy who pretends to be a snowman.
29:45Yes.
29:46You know what I'm saying?
29:47Like, his job is only good a couple months out the year.
29:50That means he's at home hearing about.
29:52By the way, it was only one movie.
29:53Yeah.
29:54It was like.
29:54And what else was he doing?
29:55Exactly.
29:56Well, we know now.
29:57Yeah.
29:57He had a lot of free time on his hands.
30:00And back then, when your dad said, hey, I'm going to go get a carton of cigarettes and milk, it was a crapshoot.
30:05You didn't know he was coming back because then he could just set up shop and then the very next town over and you'd never know.
30:12Yeah.
30:12There were no, there was no, like you said, no internet, no cell phones.
30:16You could have ten families.
30:18And he was clever because his first line, every time he came on the TV set was, happy birthday.
30:25So somewhere, one of his many bastards would be like, oh, that was for me.
30:30That was for me.
30:31And where have you been, dad?
30:33Didn't you see my movie?
30:34I melt away every winter and I'm gone for months.
30:37And then I come back every so often.
30:40He had the perfect role for the greatest deadbeat dad in the history of deadbeat dads.
30:45He should be on the history channel.
30:47Yes.
30:47You know, Tudor, he struggled, apparently, with obesity, depression, addiction to drugs.
30:54Could that be caused by having four wives?
30:57He needed an accommodation.
30:58Yes.
30:58Obviously.
30:59Yes.
31:00But, you know, I think that it was because of Frosty.
31:03I mean, this was like Bambi level trauma as a child because, you know, he just melts away.
31:08Yes.
31:09I never got that, too.
31:10It was creepy, right?
31:11So did he just, like, leave behind a top hat and a pipe at every house?
31:15And a child.
31:18But clever that you name them all the same thing because then when it's like, Ralphie has
31:23a play, if you say it at the next house, like, doesn't Ralphie have a play?
31:27No.
31:27Yeah.
31:27Oh, not this Ralphie.
31:29Yes.
31:30Exactly.
31:30Name all your kids from different families.
31:33The same thing.
31:34The same thing.
31:35Is that what happened to you, Loftus?
31:37Were you part of a secret family?
31:38Yes.
31:39Secret family number seven.
31:41Yes.
31:42Yes.
31:42It was 245 Michaels.
31:45Yes.
31:45We were all off.
31:46This guy, this guy's a legend.
31:48Look at him.
31:48He's sweating in the picture.
31:49He's nervous.
31:50He's like, they're going to catch, they're going to catch old Frosty.
31:53Old Frosty's going down today.
31:55What was the attraction?
31:57I couldn't, I couldn't.
31:58He was like, what are you kidding?
32:01You guys are superstars.
32:02He was Frosty the snowman.
32:04In many circles, the man was the god of entertainment.
32:09As a kid, he meant everything.
32:10How the mighty have fallen.
32:12It's sad, right?
32:13Yeah.
32:14But like, how did you keep it all?
32:15I can't handle the stress of like one relationship.
32:19He's got three going.
32:21It's just unbelievable.
32:23And then we hear, like I heard last night, that Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer was non-binary.
32:31Yeah.
32:32You know, he has a right to be mad, too.
32:34The artists weren't exactly nice to him when they drew Frosty the snowman.
32:39Usually, they give you a little bit.
32:40You know, maybe they hourglass the belly in a little bit.
32:44It's a pretty good likeness.
32:45Yeah, but that's not what he wanted.
32:47That's not what he wanted.
32:48Like, you play a character.
32:50It's a cartoon character.
32:51I'm sure he's thinking, couldn't I have been a little jacked?
32:53Couldn't he have a little ab?
32:55You know, something.
32:55Like, no, he's a fat just like you.
32:58Pat, did you ever, did you grow up with this or was this before your time?
33:03No, I've seen it.
33:04I mean, look, I just don't find it that impressive.
33:07Yeah.
33:07No, I don't find it.
33:08It would be impressive if a woman did it.
33:11Yes.
33:12You'd have to be a real good gaslighter.
33:14Yeah.
33:15I think what she would have to do is be like, oh, so you're saying I'm fat?
33:20Then you would leave and pretend you were mad that you were called fat, but you're really
33:24going to go have the baby.
33:25Right.
33:26Abandon the baby.
33:28Come back.
33:29Repeat.
33:30That would be woman in male-dominated fields.
33:32Yes.
33:33You put some thought into this, Kat.
33:35Mm-hmm.
33:37That's a great idea for a movie.
33:38All right.
33:39The other show that he was in?
33:41Kolchak, The Night Stalker.
33:42Really?
33:43Yup.
33:43That was a great show.
33:45It really was.
33:46With Gary McGavin.
33:47It was great.
33:48Yes.
33:48That was awesome.
33:49So, yeah, Frost the Snowman and a little supernatural magic.
33:54Thank you for that meaningless fact.
33:56Okay, up next, a woke loser slams a comedy classic.
34:02Holiday movie is evil capitalism.
34:06Loftus, a New York professor, claims the classic film, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, promotes
34:13a dangerous pro-capitalist message, arguing that the movie normalizes classism by portraying
34:20the poor as only existing to help wealthy characters become more ethical.
34:26What?
34:27Why?
34:27Why are academics so stupid?
34:29I think this guy's just a socialist who was on a podcast and has to find something that
34:35he hates about this wonderful, wonderful movie.
34:39Like, the message of this is just fantastic.
34:41The end of it gets me every time.
34:43Have you ever been on a plane or a train or an automobile?
34:47No.
34:47Yeah.
34:48No, just the boxcar, the train, out there with my harmonica, hoping for the best.
34:54So, you saw this movie probably standing outside of a TV store.
34:58Yes, in 1957.
35:02I imagine this guy could find something wrong with It's a Wonderful Life.
35:06He could find, like, it's, oh, that should be a pro-communist movie.
35:09Like, you know, marry any second now a bunch of angry people are going to come into the bank
35:13wanting money.
35:14We've got to shoot all the ones that look like they can read.
35:18That's what we learned from Chairman Mao.
35:20If they're wearing glasses, shoot them, Mary.
35:23Shoot them.
35:23Put them.
35:29You know, Tudor, he's actually arguing on behalf of capitalism because in a capitalist
35:34society, a guy like that probably makes money off an article like this.
35:38Of course, absolutely, just like Bernie Sanders is always selling something to tell us how
35:43bad capitalism is.
35:44But I think it's funny because they have to go back almost 40 years to find something that
35:51is comedic that came out of Hollywood.
35:53That's how long it's been since Hollywood has made a good movie.
35:56Like, if you're not on Gutfeld, you're not hearing comedy.
35:59Oh, isn't that nice?
36:01You know, you don't have to do that.
36:07Shut up, Kat.
36:09Just because you don't compliment me doesn't mean the other host or guests can't compliment
36:14me.
36:15Keep going, Tudor.
36:16What else do you want?
36:19Kat, have you seen this movie?
36:22Of course.
36:22This is one of five movies I've seen.
36:24But, okay, here's...
36:25I don't understand.
36:26I mean, everybody loves this movie.
36:27I love this movie.
36:28What is to love about it?
36:30You have to have a heart.
36:31Oh, no wonder.
36:33No wonder.
36:34You don't get the part at the end where they come together, probably.
36:37No, I usually tune it out before that happens.
36:39Yeah, look, this is so stupid, right?
36:41It's the only two groups of people that could have had this opinion.
36:43It was a professor.
36:44Either it had to be a professor who had this opinion or a student who had this opinion.
36:48That's it.
36:49Which is, again, why these colleges, they're just a circle jerk of idiocy at this point.
36:54Yes.
36:54He probably has one of these things teed up for every holiday.
37:01You know what I mean?
37:02And then it gets on our show.
37:03By the way, I'm grateful, Tyrus, because it's like, this is such a great segment because
37:07it reminds us how stupid people are.
37:10Or how mean they can be.
37:11Yes.
37:11They have a problem with people who like movies like this.
37:14Yes.
37:15I like me.
37:17My wife likes me.
37:19People like me.
37:20I'm the real deal.
37:20What you see is what you get.
37:22I don't know who this is.
37:25That's the line from John Candy in this movie.
37:27See, I didn't see the movie.
37:29It's like I was there, man.
37:31That's a tear, bro.
37:32That's a tear.
37:32I didn't even get to the best part.
37:34He done f***ed it up because he was so excited because you finally got a compliment.
37:38So guess what?
37:39You don't get any more John Candy from me today.
37:42Do you think maybe the professor had a personal issue about that?
37:46No, he's a dick.
37:47Yeah.
37:47That's it.
37:48This is a great Christmas movie.
37:50There's so many iconic moments to it, whether it's him, Steve Martin, demanding a rental car.
37:57Everyone knows how that went with the epitaph of F-bombs that were just put out there.
38:01So nice.
38:02John Candy telling, oh, I'm on the wrong side.
38:04There's so many two hands between the pillows.
38:07There was so many good things about this movie.
38:09Those aren't pillows.
38:09And the bottom line of the whole point was one guy was just trying to get back to his
38:13family, and another guy was trying to remember what it was like to have a family on the road
38:17together.
38:18It was beautiful.
38:18It had nothing to do with capitalism.
38:20It has to do with American spirit.
38:21And if you have a problem with planes, trains, and automobiles, I have a f***ing problem with
38:25you.
38:25All right.
38:28Well said.
38:29How could they possibly know which way we're going?
38:33All right.
38:33We must move on.
38:36Yeah.
38:37It's so good.
38:38I didn't even like movies.
38:42I can't look too exhausted.
38:44I need to work on my website.
38:47I have a calling.
38:48There are more...
38:49Service, table seven.
39:00Thank you, chef.
39:00Service, table seven.
40:00I don't know.
40:30I don't know.
41:00I don't know.
41:30I don't know.
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