A.W.P. S04 E04. Moonlighting

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First broadcast 24th January 2004.  Neville makes a new friend, Wyman starts seeing a girl from the Embassy and Oz persuades the others to help renovate his Cuban girlfriend's home.  Jimmy Nail - Oz Osborne Christopher Fairbank - Albert Moxey Pat Roach - Bomber Busbridge Tim Healy - Dennis Patterson Kevin Whately - Neville Hope Timothy Spall - Barry Taylor Noel Clarke - Wyman Norris Josefina Gabrielle - Ofelia Ortiz Alexander Hanson - Tarquin Pearce Javier Alcina - Raul Ortiz Clive Russell - Gary Turnbull Zoë Eeles - Tina (as Zoe Eeles) Ricardo Montez - Ofelia's Grandfather David Cheung - Michael Goy Jonathan Chan-Pensley - Michael's Friend Myriam Pablo - Michael's Friend 2 Juan Maria Almonte - Angel Ramon Chamadoira - Croupier Robmariel Olea - Cuban Girl Miguel Angel Plaza - Prison Guard Gary Bunn - Embassy Heavy

Transcript

00:00I have something for you.

00:06I can't really.

00:07Don't worry, it won't involve computer hacking, poisoning the water supply or assassination.

00:11You look quite tasty or slippery and wet.

00:13Oz, man, you can't go on blimmin' dent for everything.

00:16Why do you have to make everything a major drama, Oz?

00:19It's Oz, from the British Embassy.

00:22Oh yes, of course.

00:24But you're not going to find any peace of mind until you choose a path and stick to it.

00:28Those two Asian guys ringside.

00:31The one on the right is called Michael Goy.

00:34And you're going to be his new best friend.

00:36He's passionate about Manchester United.

00:39Hola.

00:40Hello, I'm sorry I'm late.

00:42Come, and meet the rest of my family.

00:58Come much further, Moxie.

01:14It's a bit dodgy around here.

01:15Just around the corner, I think.

01:17It's not a knocking shop, is it?

01:19Because if it is, we'd better leave Nebwood side.

01:22It's a sporting event.

01:24It's not cockfight, is it?

01:26The mad dogs ripping each other's throats out.

01:29No.

01:30Couldn't get tickets for that.

01:32So what's the bloody mystery, then?

01:33It's a surprise.

01:36You could get a bet on, you know, like the GGs.

01:38You never know.

01:40Bit of luck.

01:41Following wins.

01:42Might make a few, Bob.

01:43This is it.

01:43Oh-oh.

01:46Oh-oh.

01:52Oh-oh!

01:56Oh, boy!

02:05Oh-oh!

02:06Oh, boy!

02:07Oh, boy!

02:09Oh, boy!

02:13That's a guinea pig!

02:17What's going on?

02:18Buggedy bummer nose!

02:20Hey, senor Morks! Do me afraid! He's good!

02:24Yeah, we're all up for a bit of a flutter, Angel!

02:27Hey, lads, come over here!

02:43Now I've seen everything!

03:01Guinea pig roulette!

03:04Likes a glamorous life for the Romans.

03:06Ah, what's this?

03:08White shablet, pig and a pig.

03:10Yeah, mate, look at the size of that. You haven't won a national, you know.

03:13I've had more luck with guinea pigs than I've ever had with horses.

03:16They're cheaper to train, I know.

03:18You reckon it might catch on back home?

03:20Yeah, Channel 5 might cover it.

03:22I think it's fixed me. I mean, I never went to number eight all night.

03:25Actually, no, I was betting on it.

03:27Well, how would you dope a guinea pig?

03:28Hydropper.

03:29You ain't well as much as I hate to tear me arse away from this stimulated conversation.

03:34What is this?

03:36Adios, amigo. See you, mate.

03:39Why is he leaving?

03:41Probably me, innit?

03:42Nah, he's off to see his tiny dancer, third night in a row.

03:45I don't know what the fame would talk about me, I mean.

03:49All she knows is much about ballets.

03:52She does about bricklayer.

03:54Make a good title for a film, though, wouldn't it?

03:57The Bricklayer and the Ballerina.

04:00An impossible romance set against the heady sensuality of old Havana.

04:07Well, how are you?

04:12I'm shopping.

04:14Should we get a coffee or do you want to go on troffing or...?

04:17My mother has made dinner.

04:19All right, look here.

04:21Is that right?

04:23Yes, yeah, it's just...

04:25You know, there's a lot of people at your house, isn't there?

04:28Not much chance of a snog on the sofa.

04:31Sometimes I still don't understand what you say.

04:34It's probably just as welcome.

04:37Cheers, darling.

04:44He's from the Embassy, isn't he?

04:47No idea.

04:49He just gave you the knot.

04:51Really?

04:53Yeah.

04:54Aye, I believe it is.

04:57Right.

04:58It is, yeah.

04:59Definitely.

05:00Bit of a smoothie, by the looks of it.

05:03Smooth enough to pull a local talent, eh?

05:06I'm suffering.

05:12Another drink?

05:14Oh, thanks.

05:15I've already got one.

05:16I just wondered if you were here because of me.

05:18No, no, I'm here because of her.

05:20But I don't know what you're doing here.

05:22You'd be better off down at El Castillo.

05:24Oh, is that where that Chinese lad hangs out?

05:27Oh, come on, Neville.

05:28Start making it all local.

05:29I want some results.

05:37Dinner with the family again?

05:39Aye.

05:40Oh, you're getting your feet under the table, aren't you?

05:43Oh, there's a whole tribe of them live there, man.

05:47Aunties, cousins, Bairns.

05:50What's that place like?

05:53Oh, the usual deal in Havana.

05:56You know, beautiful old house, filing to pieces.

05:59I passed a goat on the stairs.

06:02I thought you said her mother was a doctor or something.

06:04Aye.

06:05Well, it's all the same here, isn't it?

06:07Doctor or docker, I'll get paid the same whack.

06:10I'm no communist as well you know us.

06:13But there's something inspiring about Cuba's egalitarianism.

06:17They've had their revolution.

06:19They believe in it and they've stuck to that belief.

06:22Well, that's all right till your roof starts leaking and you haven't got the bread for to fix it.

06:27I suppose what magic pal is about is the fact that every other roof in the street is leaking.

06:32So you could have the envy factor.

06:34What would make it palatable, buddy, is if me and a few of my pals fixed it up with them.

06:40It must be a timely.

06:42Have you read the pamphlet?

06:44What pamphlet?

06:46The one the embassy gave out to us when we came here.

06:49Do's and don'ts.

06:51Oh, I couldn't be arsed reading that.

06:53Well, if you had, you'd be saying that moonlighting is a definite don't.

07:00What are you saying, then? You're not willing to help us?

07:02No, I'm not saying that. I'm just, you know...

07:05Buddy, you're not...

07:06This is not like some trivial thing for me.

07:09I really want to try and help Ophelia, you know? Yeah?

07:18You got it bad, haven't you?

07:23Aye.

07:26Aye.

07:27I've never known a note like this before.

07:30When I see her, I get all tongue-tied.

07:34Me!

07:36Shivers doing me neck and sweaty palms.

07:40Well, those symptoms you described could be one of two things.

07:45It's either that Mongolian flu that was going around last year,

07:49or you're in love.

07:52Well, let's hope it's the flu, eh? You can get a job for that.

07:57Oh, yes.

08:00Tatiana had very much the same effect on me.

08:03Palpitations, shortness of breath,

08:06followed by a rapid diminution of me bank account.

08:09It's not good, er, physical as yet, you know, between one.

08:14Just walks in the park, holy-handies, all this soppy shit.

08:19How old is she?

08:21Thirty-odd.

08:22And you're...

08:24Old, eh?

08:25Yeah, well, so what?

08:27Look at Michael Douglas.

08:30Are you sure she doesn't simply desire, infatuation,

08:33and a desperate longing for the unattainable?

08:36She's not unattainable.

08:38I just had rice and beans with her granny.

08:41Thanks, honey.

08:42Thanks, honey.

08:43Thanks, honey.

08:45Thanks, honey.

08:46Thanks, honey.

08:47Thanks!

08:49Thanks, honey.

08:51Thanks, honey.

08:53Thank you for listening.

08:54Thanks, honey.

08:55Thanks, honey.

08:56Thanks, honey.

08:57Thanks, honey.

08:58Thanks.

08:59You're not supposed to be that spot on me.

09:04You're good enough.

09:05Thanks, honey.

09:06so uh how's it been going okay what you been up to this and that how about yourself

09:24you know nothing else chatting here you go cheers

09:36so um you uh go to the socials at me yeah yeah maybe well you know maybe i'll see you there cool

09:56so askers replacement took sick in koala loompa so it still might be a wee while before we get

10:04someone out here well no alone as you can see like you'll have to spend a bit more time off site

10:09dennis supplies permits architects understood look i know these boys are your pals but you're not

10:20the foreman now or their partner you're the head honcho that gonna be a problem i don't see why

10:28it's a bit dodgy you know if you start making stuff off the site no we don't have to we're

10:34gonna recycle you are you know all that gear was ripped up with this place the bricks and

10:40tiles and timber and such yeah and that new bath what we're finished nobody's gonna miss

10:45have you clear this with dennis why should i hey look all i'm trying to do is to improve

10:56the living conditions for a cuban family it's a decent thing to do is it not

11:02you can't argue with that you know you've been seeing a lot of this ballerina haven't you

11:11i saw what about hardly no no no just such a strange mix that's all you and a bit like beauty

11:18and the beast no both mail call here i've got one for you nev brenda's latest and uh one for you then

11:35what me

11:37what me

11:59All right.

12:28All right.

12:30What time is it?

12:36Quarterly eight.

12:38Where's everybody?

12:40I think Ryman's got a date.

12:42The others went off in a pickup.

12:45Oh, that's nice. Nobody asked me if I wanted to go for a drink.

12:49Well, I don't know that they have.

12:51Well, when have they ever not?

12:54Surprised you're not with them?

12:56Oh, there's something I've got to do.

12:59All right.

13:00Just something personal, you know.

13:03You say not true, eh?

13:06Why do you assume that?

13:09Everybody knows it, man.

13:11There's somewhat evidence.

13:14Hey, I tell you what.

13:16You're a red cagey bugger these days.

13:18You know, I was creeping off somewhere.

13:21When was the last time he and you had a pint of you at?

13:24Oh, I'm sorry.

13:30You feeling a cold?

13:32What do you mean?

13:33Wait, that jacket, man.

13:35It's stifling in here.

13:36It's even hotter out there.

13:38Aye, but the club I'm going to, it's got air con, you know.

13:42It can get very chilly.

13:43Oh?

13:44Clubbing, is it?

13:45That's a good one to tell Brenda and the girls, eh?

13:48Next time you write to her.

13:49Look, I'm not cheating on Brenda.

13:52Didn't end up my business.

13:58Look, I've got to go.

14:03You'll be okay, will you?

14:05Me, aye, I'm just gonna have a night here in front of the telly.

14:11Before I had a telly.

14:22You want us to fix this place up?

14:47See, what it needs is total structural stabiliser,

14:51It's only the top two floors, man.

14:57Brilliant.

14:59Got to lug everything up, three flights.

15:01Hola.

15:02Hola.

15:05Hola.

15:07These are my amigos,

15:08Senor Bommer,

15:10Senor Moxie,

15:11and Senor Barry.

15:12Hello.

15:13You've met at Philly, haven't you?

15:15Yeah.

15:16I haven't had the pleasure, actually.

15:17Oh!

15:18Hard to do.

15:19Very pleased to meet you.

15:20Yes.

15:21I'm very much looking forward to seeing you perform.

15:23On one's date, is it?

15:25I've always been rather partial to the ballet.

15:27Goes for all of us.

15:29Well, what I thought I would do is show the lads what needs doing up a height.

15:33No, no, no.

15:34First, please.

15:35You eat.

15:36Oh, it's all right, my dear.

15:37We've already had a bite.

15:38Then you must eat again.

15:40To say thank you for what you do is important my family show hospitality.

15:45Food is all we can offer, so it makes us very happy if you share with us, huh?

15:51Okay.

15:52Gracias.

15:59So, what's on the menu?

16:01Well, my mother has made for you rice and beans.

16:05That'll be a change.

16:31Hey, Man U fan.

16:32Oh, nice.

16:33Great.

16:34Oh, English?

16:35Yeah.

16:36So you see every game, huh?

16:37Oh, never miss.

16:38I've loved this team since I little.

16:39In Shanghai people go insane for Man U. Still the greatest team in the EPL.

16:46Not quite where they were a few years ago, eh?

16:50Giggs is still great.

16:51I love those guys.

16:53I love the whole team.

16:55this team since I little. In Shanghai, people go insane for Man U. Still the greatest team

17:00in the EPL. Not quite where they were a few years ago, eh? Giggsie's still great. I love

17:06those guys. I love the whole team. And Michael. Neville. Hey, Neville, bring your beer. Come

17:12meet my friends. Come on.

17:19Forgive me, sir Bobby, for I have sinned.

17:25It's heavy, Mott. Don't let it swing. I'll try not to, but you can't argue with me too, can you?

17:34Good night, Oz.

17:41Shower's free, Dad. Great, aye.

17:45I'd take it now if I were you, before the hot water runs out.

17:51Great.

17:55You can take a bit more nut, can't you?

18:11Well, they're quite heavy.

18:12Where you off to?

18:24Date. I'm seeing that girl from the embassy.

18:27Which one?

18:28Tina. You know. Scottish.

18:31Oh.

18:34Where's everybody, Oz?

18:37I don't know. They went off somewhere.

18:38There seems to be a concerted effort around here to avoid me.

18:46Hey, I'm not middle management, you know.

18:48Not from me, then. I'll go out with you in a flash. Only Tina's got nicer knockers.

18:53Huh.

18:58Look, eh.

19:01I had a letter from your mother.

19:03Yeah, I thought I recognised her writing.

19:08Yeah, she's talking about coming out here.

19:10Yeah, she said the same thing to me.

19:14That's all I need, you know.

19:16The thing is, I think she's come to see both of us.

19:19You know, well, I mean, I should be flattered, but...

19:22Well, you see, she's not exactly my speed.

19:25You know, I'm not saying she's pushy.

19:27She's in your face, then, I know.

19:29Puts it all out there.

19:30And she's very impulsive.

19:32Well, I've done nothing to encourage this.

19:34That ain't gonna stop Chrissie.

19:35Well, I've done nothing to do.

20:05So, this is called, um...

20:08It's fufu, is this?

20:10Mm-hmm.

20:11That's very nice.

20:12Mm-hmm.

20:13What exactly is fufu?

20:15It's, um, green bananas mashed into a paste.

20:19Ah.

20:20Very thick.

20:22We've run out of plaster.

20:23We can always use fufu on the laws.

20:25Okay.

20:27Just a joke, love.

20:30You know, I don't think I've seen a potato since I got to Cuba.

20:33It's very hot to get right now.

20:35Yes, we have no potatoes.

20:38We have no...

20:38Moxiva.

20:39What?

20:39Carrot, eh?

20:41Right, right, look.

20:44No, it's just lovely.

20:46Rustic.

20:47Goes well with rum.

20:50My brother would like to talk to you.

20:53Please, you go next door.

20:54I make cafe for everyone.

20:55Are you familiar with Santeria?

21:22Might have heard the word.

21:23Not sure.

21:26It's a religion born in Cuba.

21:28The cult of the saints.

21:30Right.

21:35Bit like voodoo, is it?

21:37Would that frighten you?

21:39Yeah.

21:40I might get a bit edgy if I thought you were sticking pins in a Oz doll

21:43because I'm seeing your sister, right?

21:45But...

21:45It is because of a failure that we should talk.

21:50Sit down, please.

21:51Sit down, please.

21:58Lean forward.

22:04I say...

22:04What?

22:08I say...

22:10I say...

22:11I say...

22:12I say...

22:13I say...

22:14I say...

22:15Give me your hands.

22:37Together.

22:38Shake them like this.

22:45Put one in each hand.

22:48Right.

22:49Right.

22:49The Shels tell me you take trips to many countries.

23:08You're in good health.

23:11But you have trouble with your temper.

23:13You should eat jam for breakfast.

23:19Are you a doctor or a fortune teller?

23:22Santeria revealed many things.

23:24It would not be good for Ophelia to be with someone who will drown next week.

23:28Well, that's not an accordion.

23:31Happily, no.

23:32Soon it's Santeria fiesta.

23:38I will ask the Babalao if you may add in.

23:40The Babalao?

23:41What's he, uh...

23:42Which doctor?

23:44He's the priest.

23:46Compared to him, I am a novice.

23:49Right.

23:49Well, uh...

23:50Thanks for him, my troll.

23:52Very interesting.

23:54Jam for breakfast, right?

23:55I have an idea.

24:03I have something for you.

24:05Hey, hey, yeah.

24:06No.

24:06No, I insist.

24:11Ah, see?

24:12Looks much better on you than me.

24:13It's yours.

24:15What a friend, eh?

24:17He gives you the shirt off his back.

24:22You're falling behind, Dennis.

24:25Well, hardly.

24:27The whole embassy brass will be coming down here the week after next.

24:30And they'll expect to see what they expect to see.

24:34They will.

24:35I guarantee it.

24:36You're gonna have to bear down.

24:38Keep your foot on the gas.

24:42I tell every team that comes here the same.

24:46It's a great job.

24:47But if you screw up, there's a stack of people waiting to take your place.

24:52You get it?

24:53Get it.

24:55That whole roof section should have been finished by yesterday.

25:05I mean, what's the matter with y'all?

25:07Y'all look knackered.

25:09Sad graft, then.

25:10Really?

25:11Yeah.

25:11I've seen precious little hard graft today.

25:15So where were y'all last night, then?

25:18What?

25:18In the old town?

25:22Am I keeping you up, Neville?

25:25Well, excuse me.

25:26You look like you tied one on an hour last night.

25:28Well, I wasn't bloodhead.

25:30Then, what we all do in our spare time has got nothing to do with you.

25:34It's everything to do with me, but it affects the work.

25:37You look like a bunch of bloody zombies, man.

25:39The lot of you.

25:45Those came for you.

25:46In the diplomatic pouch.

25:47You look like a bunch of people.

25:48You look like a bunch of people.

25:49You look like a bunch of people.

25:50You look like a bunch of people.

25:51You look like a bunch of people.

25:52You look like a bunch of people.

25:53You look like a bunch of people.

25:54You look like a bunch of people.

25:55You look like a bunch of people.

25:56You look like a bunch of people.

25:57You look like a bunch of people.

25:58You look like a bunch of people.

25:59You look like a bunch of people.

26:00You look like a bunch of people.

26:01You look like a bunch of people.

26:02You look like a bunch of people.

26:03You look like a bunch of people.

26:04You look like a bunch of people.

26:05You look like a bunch of people.

26:06Let's go.

26:36Let's go.

26:37Last week's match.

26:38MU-Chelsea.

26:39Oh, brilliant.

26:40Right.

26:41Not good for that.

26:42It's right again.

26:43Much fair there.

26:45Bloody hell.

26:46There we go.

26:47Oh, watch out.

26:48Watch out.

26:49Maché.

26:55Maché.

27:06You should keep this.

27:23It has powers.

27:25It will protect you.

27:27Do I need protection?

27:30Oh, yes.

27:32Against what?

27:34Osogbo.

27:36Osogbo.

27:37Bad spirits who have angered the saints.

27:40Ah.

27:55I've seen your granny gave me this.

27:57She smokes about three a day.

27:59Well, if it hasn't killed her yet, you should be all right.

28:04You should join one of them clubs when you go home.

28:07What clubs?

28:08Well, them fancy cigar clubs.

28:11You know, where you get to keep your own private stock in your own private thermidor.

28:16Humidor, you nitwit.

28:18You what?

28:19You keep cigars in a humidor.

28:22The thermidor's in there.

28:25I'm not sure what it is, actually.

28:27Something to do with lobster.

28:29Lobster thermidor, aye.

28:31I took Brenda to the godly park for war anniversary.

28:34That's what she ordered.

28:36Twenty-four pundit cost?

28:38This is nineteen ninety-seven.

28:39Still a bit of memory, isn't it?

28:41Sheep's getting it.

28:43All right, Dan.

28:44Where you been?

28:48I've been going through the inventory with Gary Turnbull.

28:51And on that subject, there seems to be a few things going missing from the site.

28:59Like...

29:00What?

29:01A bath, for starters.

29:03Well, who'd want that?

29:04They would think timber, tails, nails.

29:06Do you think I'm stupid?

29:08Do you think I don't know something's going on?

29:11Eh?

29:12I mean, every night you come home late in your work clothes covered in crap.

29:17You haven't been to this school, have you?

29:20Of playing roulette with hamsters?

29:22Dan, I don't know nothing about this, mate.

29:24No?

29:25Well, this lot do.

29:27They're moonlighting.

29:28It's none of your business.

29:30How can you say that?

29:31Look, it's me that's getting the flack since Trasker left.

29:34Enough of the embassy getting to know about this.

29:37There's no reason why they should, is there?

29:39Eh?

29:40Unless you're going yakking to them.

29:43Oz, you've had an attitude problem with me since we got off the plane.

29:46I mean, is this what it's all about?

29:47Is this your latest way of getting up my nose?

29:51We've been doing a good turn, Dennis.

29:55Giving back to the community.

29:57Helping a poor Cuban family.

29:59We don't get paid to help Cuban families.

30:04Who is it?

30:05Erm...

30:07Don't you think you should tell him us?

30:10Oh, it's a luster's family, is it?

30:13The ballerina?

30:14Well, one of it is!

30:15Dennis, we're all in this.

30:18Well, Moxie buried me.

30:22It does seem the right thing to do.

30:24They're good people.

30:25They are, Tim.

30:26Maybe it's just the boring old boss who has to keep quoting the rule book.

30:33But I tell you what, this type of behaviour is specifically the boating right.

30:37And you'll put a stop to it!

30:40Unless you're hell-bent on arsehole in this gig!

30:47Miren al pajarito!

30:50Yes?

30:51Si, senor!

30:52There's a bit of a problem with my amigos working on your house.

30:59But I will come over.

31:01I'll finish what we've started.

31:04I will miss your friends.

31:06My brother, too.

31:09Ah, he's an odd one, isn't he? Your Raul.

31:12I wonder how he rates me.

31:14What do you mean?

31:15You know, all that jiggly pork he's been doing with the shells and such.

31:20He's trying to find out whether I'm good enough for you.

31:25What do you think?

31:27I think it's time I told you the truth.

31:32I was in jail once.

31:37Stupid thing, I got drunk, had a fight. Stupid.

31:40Did me time, eh?

31:43Deserved it.

31:45But I've turned my life around now. I'm a different man.

31:49It's good, you tell me.

31:50Yeah?

31:52Mm-hmm.

31:54Well, I certainly feel better, now that I have done.

31:56Ha!

31:58What about you? Any guilty secrets?

31:59No.

32:00My whole life has been one thing.

32:02Dancing.

32:03Ah!

32:04Since I am Nina.

32:06Oh, like since you were a Ben, you were a man.

32:08For 25 years, almost every day.

32:10I've been a man.

32:12I've been a man.

32:14I've been a man.

32:15I've been a man.

32:16I've been a man.

32:18I've been a man.

32:20I've been a man.

32:21I've been a man.

32:22For 25 years, almost every day.

32:25I am at the bar.

32:28Well, we've got that in coming.

32:31The bar.

32:36What about boyfriends?

32:38There was one who was very especial.

32:41Yeah?

32:43But he went to live in America.

32:48Did you not want to go with him?

32:52I would miss my family.

32:55My heart is in Cuba.

32:58If I was somewhere else, my heart might die.

33:07Aha!

33:09Gracias.

33:10The happy couple.

33:12How much is?

33:18Harris!

33:19Teeth!

33:20What are you doing, man?

33:21Oh, sorry, mate.

33:23I was just wondering whether I should wear this.

33:27What for?

33:29Well, um...

33:31Some shymen give it to me.

33:34It's, um...

33:35It's meant to ward off evil spirits.

33:38Supposed to be some that, uh...

33:40I'm gonna need warding off in the future.

33:42What's shaman?

33:44Well, he was the failure's brother, actually.

33:46A strange bloke.

33:48I mean, he's friendly enough, but, um...

33:51Yeah, he's a bit sinister, isn't he?

33:53Yeah, you don't want to be listening to all that stuff, man.

33:56I wish I hadn't.

34:00I went to a science in, uh, in Edgebaston once.

34:04I tried to contact me granny.

34:08Why?

34:10Well, we wanted to find out where she'd left the key to this...

34:13this old trunk in the attic.

34:15Oh, blimey, I got good out there quick enough, mate.

34:18Teacups and saucers flying all over the place.

34:21I'd drive into a concrete litubin, rather than why I am.

34:27Huh?

34:31Nice.

34:34I...

34:36Come in a minute.

34:38No, just...

34:40Just a minute.

34:42Listen, Den.

34:44This work on the girl's house...

34:46Oz isn't doing it to piss you off, you know.

34:48To book your authority.

34:50He's doing it to impress your totty, you know, that man.

34:53No.

34:55He's serious.

34:57Look, look at that picture.

34:58Behind you, under the shirt there, to the right.

34:59Look at his face.

35:01Must admit he looks a bit moonstruck.

35:03Oh, he is.

35:04He tells me things in confidence.

35:05Which I would never normally break.

35:07But...

35:08But...

35:09I think...

35:11We might be talking about the L Word.

35:12the shirt there, to the right. Look at his face.

35:22Must admit he looks a bit moonstruck. Oh he is. He tells me things in confidence

35:30which I would never normally break. But I think we might be talking about the L

35:38word here. What was? Huh? I don't think anything like this ever happened to him

35:46before. In fact it might be the most important thing that's ever happened in

35:51his life. I really believe that. You're older than me. You must have seen Vintage

35:59Team. Bess, Law, Charlton. Every week. Incredible. I used to go with me dad.

36:07I always had a drink in the pub first. We walked down to the ground with a crowd.

36:12Hear the chants. Feel the buzz. Ah magic. Hey where did you sit? What? What was stood in them days?

36:23At the Stratford then? You live in Manchester? No, no, no. Newcastle. But me dad was from there.

36:30Newcastle not bad team. But for a long time now. No silver in cupboard.

36:36Hey, I have something for you. You gave Maria your shirt. You gave me tape.

36:41Now I give you something special of mine.

36:48Ah, it's brilliant. It's historic.

36:57Hey, where were you that night? What night?

37:00That night. The night. The night. The night. That night. Oh, what a night.

37:08Oh, what happened that night?

37:12We beat Bayern Munich in Barcelona.

37:16Ah, the two jammy goals in stoppage time.

37:20Jammy? I don't know that word.

37:22It means brilliant.

37:23It means brilliant.

37:24All right, okay.

37:26We win the triple.

37:28It was a jammy evening.

37:30The climax of a jammy season.

37:32Ah.

37:33Salud.

37:34Salud.

37:35Salud.

37:36Salud.

37:37Salud.

37:38Salud.

37:39Salud.

37:40Salud.

37:41Salud.

37:42Salud.

37:43Salud.

37:44Salud.

37:45Salud.

37:46Salud.

37:47Salud.

37:48Salud.

37:49Salud.

37:50Salud.

37:51Salud.

37:52Salud.

37:53Salud.

37:54Salud.

37:55Salud.

37:56Salud.

37:57Salud.

37:58Salud.

37:59Salud.

38:00Salud.

38:01Salud.

38:02Salud.

38:03Salud.

38:04Salud.

38:05Excuse me, you speak English?

38:14Little.

38:17My amigo there, you'd like to get more involved in this.

38:21You want to start our own game?

38:24Ruleta Criolla?

38:27This happens to you?

38:30To both of you?

38:32Oh no, you misunderstand.

38:34You know, I want to become an owner.

38:37You know, have me own thoroughbreds, raise them,

38:40and then maybe breed them one day.

38:43Breed?

38:44Yeah, you know.

38:52Do you stay, Cuba?

38:54I'll go for a while, aye.

38:58You pay US dollars.

39:01No problem.

39:04I talk.

39:14You know that guy we saw at the bar?

39:17One you work with?

39:19Who, Neville?

39:20Yeah, Neville.

39:22I think he's got something going on with Tarquin Pierce.

39:24Who's that?

39:25Works in the embassy.

39:27Good looking block.

39:28Thinks he's God's gift.

39:29Oh, that one.

39:30Yeah, I think I know the dude.

39:32Yeah, he spoke to Neville in a bar the other night.

39:34He's called him on a mobile a couple of times.

39:37It's not a brickie's name, is it?

39:39Tarquin.

39:41Seems a bit posh for Neville's company, I'd have thought.

39:44Aye.

39:45Well, that's why I mention it.

39:47So what does he do at the embassy, then?

39:49That's what we'd all like to know.

39:51Presley is unofficially.

39:53Actually, all he does is try and shack every girl in the building.

39:56Including you?

39:58Well, as we say in diplomatic circles,

40:02I can neither confirm nor deny.

40:04Us!

40:18What?

40:19Have a look.

40:30Yeah?

40:31Just wanted a quiet word, you know.

40:33Well, before you start with your quiet word,

40:35I have to tell you this.

40:36I'm still fixing up Ophelia's place, right?

40:39And I'm paying for the materials out of my own pocket.

40:41And I'm still giving 100% here during the day, right?

40:45You always do.

40:46Aye.

40:46What?

40:47I said you always do.

40:50Is this not a bollocking?

40:53How long is it going to take you to finish up?

40:56On my own?

40:57I don't know, about a week.

40:59What if we're all mucked in?

41:01The whole team?

41:01All of them?

41:04That's what I'm saying.

41:06A couple of days.

41:07Three at the most.

41:11Right, I'll tell you what we'll do, right?

41:12We'll work right through the weekend.

41:14Then that's it.

41:14Finito.

41:15We're out of there.

41:16The embassy won't have caught wind.

41:21Why?

41:22What?

41:24Why are you offering to do this?

41:27Because I'm sick of being out on a limb, you know?

41:30Me in one corner, the rest of you somewhere else.

41:32And I've come to realise this situation with a girl, well, it's very important to you, isn't it?

41:39Look, I didn't ask to take Trasky's place, you know.

41:50I'm your mate Oz, from way back.

41:53You seem to have forgot that, Lee.

41:54Aye, I did, didn't I?

42:04Okay, then?

42:06Aye, I reckon.

42:07Right, empty your pockets, you want to see how many nails you've nicked.

42:21What?

42:21Yeah, yeah.

42:22Hmm?

42:23Ha!

42:24Ha!

42:25Ha!

42:26Ha!

42:27Ha!

42:28Ha!

42:29Ha!

42:30Ha!

42:31Ha!

42:32Ha!

42:33Ha!

42:34Ha!

42:35Ha!

42:36Ha!

42:37Ha!

42:37Oh, yeah, yeah, he said, if you're referring to Tina and me, I can either confirm or deny,

42:43you know.

42:44No, no, no, I mean, when you saw me at the bar.

42:46Oh, yeah, yeah, with your, uh, Oriental buddies.

42:49Who were they, then?

42:50Well, they're, they're just, you know, like, drinking mates.

42:54You're making a lot of new mates out here, aren't you, like that poser Tarkin.

42:58What do you mean?

42:59Uh, nothing, man, just something Tina said.

43:02You're not on the, uh, turn, are you, Nev?

43:05Don't be ridiculous.

43:07What's this about?

43:09What?

43:10Oh, oh, oh, right.

43:13I'd sooner you didn't mention to the lads about what I was wearing.

43:17What are you talking about?

43:20What are you talking about?

43:21You don't notice the shirt I had on.

43:24No.

43:25Well, there you go, then.

43:26Senor Max?

43:27What?

43:28I have for you something.

43:29Oh.

43:30Oh.

43:31Look at this, lads.

43:32Is this the look of a champion or what?

43:36Oh.

43:37I like Michael and his friends.

43:39They're canny people.

43:40Good.

43:41No, it's not good.

43:42Because I don't like lying.

43:43Apart from the sick making deception about being a Man U fan, now I'm telling lies about

43:59me dad.

44:00I'll be fabricating a whole background for myself shortly.

44:01Legend is the term Le Carre uses.

44:03Does he?

44:04Have you been to Michael's apartment yet?

44:05Once.

44:06That's where we'll watch that video.

44:07I'll keep them coming.

44:08Get familiar with this place.

44:09Oh.

44:10And I got him another present.

44:11Oh.

44:12I got him another present.

44:13Oh.

44:14Oh.

44:15Oh.

44:16Oh.

44:17Oh.

44:18Oh.

44:19Oh.

44:20Oh.

44:21Oh.

44:22Oh.

44:23Oh.

44:24Oh.

44:25Oh.

44:26Oh.

44:27Oh.

44:28Oh.

44:29Oh.

44:30Oh.

44:31Oh.

44:32Oh.

44:33Oh.

44:34Oh.

44:35Here.

44:36Republican Mancunia.

44:39Where'd he get that?

44:40Footymad.com.

44:42Maybe you can hang at his place at the weekend?

44:46Can't.

44:47Booked all weekend.

44:48Doing what?

44:49Something with the lads.

44:52You don't need to know?

44:53oh listen again Ophelia this is Dennis

45:14very pleased to meet you pleasure's

45:18mine please you must meet my brother yeah nice to meet you sir

45:48my grandfather was there in the streets of

46:18new year's eve 1958. what the night of the revolution was in godfather ii remember cantabamo

46:27mamá venimos de la loma para liberarte. everyone was singing mamá son de la loma it means mama

46:35they are from the hills. i've heard this story many times since i am little. that must have been some

46:40party. i bet he got his leg over that night. bet they all did. i'd love to have been a liberator

46:46marching down from the hills with me berry and machine gun. all them birds with their flashing

46:52eyes. they'd have got my bandolero off in a second i can tell you. moxie. what? he's telling the story

47:00he was there con machete. recortamos las cabezas a los contadores de aparcamento de coche.

47:08was that shot people's heads off? no the heads of parking millers. uh why did he do that? because

47:15the money in them was supposed to go to the poor. everyone knew he went to batista.

47:18three days later fidel arrived and when he spoke to the people they released thousands of white

47:29doves and one of them flies down and settles on his shoulder. very symbolic i should imagine. oh yes

47:36because adobe is very especial in santeria. oh i see. so the people is seated as a sign that the god

47:44had chosen fidel. oh. must have been a magnificent moment sir. birth of a nation eh? see you see.

47:51oh hey lads. raul here has kindly cleared it for us to visit this santeria fiesta tomorrow afternoon

47:59by way of a thank you for us doing the work on the house. i wish you'll be done by then. we're up for

48:04that. hey lads. cubing these up too right? you should bring gifts for the babalao. what? he's like the high

48:12priest. he likes best habana club. the seven-year-old. don't we all?

48:21good bye lads. i just wish i could remember all her names. she's a beautiful girl mate. isn't she?

48:37now what you see in a loud mouthed like me like? neither do i. hey. well lads listen this thing

48:43the mother ophelia says that visitors shouldn't wear black are it? why is that? because some of them go

48:48into a trance and if them see somebody ducked through them black they can't think that's the

48:52same of the devil apparently. born way too now. what? it cannot wear black. it cannot wear white.

48:58that's newcastle united's colors man. i don't think i'm gonna like this religion. trance. for some

49:05apparently. dear brenda we don't have to tell you this but your nev has become a zombie.

49:18hey this isn't like black magic or anything is it? no no. raoul says as am what does gone in for the

49:36lake but not this lot. i read up on it last night. essentially the religions are blend between ramic

49:42catholicism and west african animisms. it's brought to the caribbean by the slaves. what's animism? well

49:48the belief that rocks, stones, natural objects like trees have souls. i'm sure that i fancy it. that was

49:54brought to a cv. how are the men? we are special guests you know. raoul had to pull strings for

50:01to get what in. all right but if they start sacrificing chickens i'm gone.

50:12it's not a private ceremony. you can't enter. you see them all over the world, aren't they? i suppose i'll have to pull them up.

50:27ah raoul buenos dias. bienvenido. gracias.

50:42what is it? well it tastes of orange.

51:12something else? yes. i'll get the aftertaste first. gracias.

51:23ah i can on it. tell your friends to be careful with the food. some of it is um poison.

51:31poison? well maybe i use the wrong word. um special herbs.

51:36oh you mean spiked. i warned them.

51:45what are they doing now? they're calling the dead.

51:48if your granny turns up, you can ask her where she's put that key.

51:58yeah guys. i've just found out what we're drinking. there's rum in it isn't there? yeah. rum, toasted corn,

52:20orange and the blood of a goat.

52:34he's possessed by the spirit of a dead man from ancient times. fascinating.

52:48what's he saying? i don't know. there's language. something african.

53:00this is what you warned me about, isn't he? you gave me that mask.

53:02i've left it hanging on me bedstead. i should have gone with me, shouldn't i? for protection.

53:16you should leave. now. now. all right. all right. all right. all right. all right. all right.

53:32can't say i was ever really comfortable in there. you know me. i'm open-minded when it comes to spiritual

53:37stuff. oh that's what attacked him is arizona. i was a bit bizarre to bomb was thinking. i know what

53:43you mean. it was a bit like night of the living dead. i don't feel your ophelia's into it as much as

53:49her brother. oh no. she's not. she's a lovely lady. right barry? i love the traffic lights here.

54:00i love the way they sparkle and glitter like a colored scarf of colors.

54:04there's no traffic lights in this street body. yes they are. gray, gold, purple, blue. all of the butterflies, sir.

54:16there's no bloody butterflies. there's millions of them. their wings sparkling within the desert.

54:22wait a minute. did you eat anything back there? oh he's tripping. he's tripping.

54:28there's no way. give us the wheel. give us the wheel.

54:45ah

54:58evil. you're on the loose. come and have a drink. no i don't want a drink man. consuela has a sister.

55:11listen one of the lads had an accident. barry taylor. and they've got him in the neck. but he's

55:16been there three hours. it's not unusual with you chaps is it? you get pissed, get into fights,

55:21sleeping off inside. no it was nothing like that man. it was a traffic accident.

55:27i thought you could make a few calls, pull a few strings. you're the one that's meant to have

55:33the pull around here. so why don't you try and prove it? absolutely i'm onto it nev.

55:44barry not with you? no.

55:51barry not with you. i can go home.

56:08they wouldn't let you see him? no. they let gary turner see him. some bird from the embassy

56:16who's going to interpret like you know. well what gun be taking so long? well he's giving

56:25statements you know. being processed. all that. he's a british subject with the oed. that must mean

56:31something. no it's not as simple as that bomber you see. traffic accidents that result in the injury

56:38or death of third parties are treated in cuba as a crime. you know i'm quoting from the book here.

56:44yeah but no one was seriously hurt were they? well the fruit seller broke his leg didn't he?

56:49he seemed more concerned about the state of his mangoes.

56:53well at least we can square him away can't we with her?

56:56no that's not the point man. see under cuban law right and i'm quoting again right. they can detain

57:02barry until they've concluded all of their enquiries. stays our view all over again isn't it?

57:08what do you mean? well barry inside. arizona, st petersburg and now havana. he could write a good

57:18jail guide. hey moxie this isn't a laughing matter you know. i'm not laughing. just a touch of gallows human.

57:24so wait a minute dennis. these inquiries. how long do they take as a rule? it could be weeks man.

57:42so

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